I aways knew we were a fairly odd family.
First there was me.
Too tall. Too skinny. Too orange.
太高 太瘦 太红毛
My mum was lovely, but not like other mums.
There was something solid about her.
Something rectangular, busy and unsentimental.
有点呆板 有点冷艳 总是忙忙碌碌
Her fashion icon was the Queen.
Dad, well, he was more normal.
He always seemed to have time on his hands.
After giving up teaching
university students on his 50th birthday,
he was eternally available for a leisurely chat or
to let me win at table tennis.
And then there was Mum's brother, Uncle Desmond.
Always impeccably dressed. He spent the days just, well,
being Uncle Desmond.
He was the most charming
and least clever man you could ever meet.
His mind was on other things, though we never found out what.
And then, finally there was Catherine.
Katie. Kit Kat. My sister.
In a household of sensible jackets and haircuts there was this,
well, what can I call her, nature thing.
With her elfin eyes,
her purple T-shirts and her eternally bare feet,
she was then, and still is to me,
about the most wonderful thing in the world.
All in all, it was a pretty good childhood.
Full of repeated rhythms and patterns.
By the time I was 21,
we were still having tea on the beach every single day.
Skimming stones and eating sandwiches,
summer and winter, no matter what the weather.
And every Friday evening, a film,
no matter what the weather.
And then once a year, the dreaded New Year's Eve party.
Yeah, I might just get one.
You're absolutely gorgeous.
I'm Katie. What am I drinking?
This is very expensive stuff.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Come on, it's nearly midnight.
We're all going through. We're going through.
Look, I've gotta find you a...
Everyone makes little mistakes. It's fine. Come on.
人紧张就会犯错 没事 快来
6 5 4 3 2 1 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
And so I woke up the next morning,
hung-over, ashamed of myself,
and not realising it was the day
that would change my life forever.
Hello. Sexy pyjamas.
That's very formal.
This is an odd moment for me
because I had the same moment with my father
when I'd just turned 21,
and after it, my life was never the same,
so I approach it pretty, um, nervously.
When you're ready. It's all very mysterious.
Tim, my dear son, the...
The simple fact is the men in this family
have always had the ability to...
This is going to sound strange, be prepared for strangeness.
Get ready for spooky time,
but there's this family secret.
And the secret is that the men in the family can
Well, more accurately, travel back in time.
We can't travel into the future.
This is such a weird joke.
It's seriously not a joke.
So you're saying that you and granddad, and his brothers
- could all travel back in time? - Absolutely.
- And you still do? - Absolutely.
Although it's not as dramatic as it sounds.
It's only in my own life.
I can only go to places where I actually was and can remember.
I can't kill Hitler or shag Helen of Troy,
If it's true, which it isn't.
Although it isn't, obviously.
- But if it was, which it's not. - Which it is.
-假设是真的 虽然其实是假的 -是真的
But if it was, how would I...
The "How" Is the easy bit, in fact.
You go into a dark place,
big cupboards are very useful generally.
Toilets, at a pinch.
Then you clench your fists like this.
Think of the moment you're going to
and you'll find yourself there.
After a bit of a stumble and a rumble and a tumble.
Is as good a reaction as any.
I think I plumped for "Fuck!" But it was the '70s.
No, this is so obviously a joke.
Why would I lie to someone I'm...
But, when I come back downstairs
after standing in a cupboard with my fists clenched,
you're gonna be in so much trouble.
Well, let's see, shall we?
And, Tim, try and do something interesting.
You all right, Tim?
Yes. Yeah. Good, ace. Yeah.
没 很好 很清醒 很棒
It's nearly midnight and we've got to find...
6 5 4 3 2 1 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
You're welcome, Polly.
Strange. And what about the whole...
Butterfly effect thing. What can I say?
We don't seem to have messed up civilisation yet.
It's gonna be a complicated year.
It's gonna be a complicated life.
What have you done with it?
For me, it's books, books, books.
对我来说 就是看书 看书 看书
I've read everything a man could wish to.
Twice. Dickens three times.
Any first thoughts?
Well, I suppose apart from
getting a slightly better haircut...
Money would be the obvious thing.
Very mixed blessing.
Utterly screwed up your grandfather's life.
Left him without love or friends.
I've never bumped into a genuinely happy rich person.
It would be nice not to have to work.
No, that's a real recipe for disaster.
Look what happened to Uncle Fred.
What happened to Uncle Fred?
You have to use it for things that you really think
will make your life the way you want it to be.
Come on, really think about this.
to be honest, I suppose, at the moment,
it would be just great if it could help me get a girlfriend.
For me, it was always gonna be about love.
And that summer I walked into the eye of the storm.
Her name was Charlotte.
Cousin of Kit Kat's handsome but nasty boyfriend Jimmy.
And she was staying for two whole months.
Just one. Not both of them.
will you do my back?
No. No, no. No, no, no.
不 不 不
- Is it in my hair? - Yes!
Tim. Will you do my back?
Sure. Just give us a sec.
It was a summer of suntan and torture.
I invited my foolish friend Jay around for tennis
because I thought he'd make me look good.
- What are you doing? - No.
Charlotte just made both of us look like idiots.
How the hell are you meant to concentrate on your game?
How are you meant to live your life
with this sort of shit going down?
It never got better until suddenly
it was almost too late.
Well, Charlotte, our final lunch.
And it's been really, really lovely having you all summer.
Thank you. Thank you.
It has. It really has.
Hasn't it, Desmond?
Lovely having Charlotte here all summer.
Charlotte? Who's Charlotte?
Come on, darling. Charlotte, sitting next to you.
Yes, of course. Of course. Charlotte.
是哦 记起来了 你是夏洛特
Lovely to meet you.
Have you enjoyed having Charlotte here all summer, Tim?
There goes August.
I've introduced him to most things, haven't I?
You did. You were much more sophisticated.
In a quiet way, I like to think.
As it's your last night, can I ask you a question?
It's not going to be about love, is it?
Well, it's just that Kit Kat warned me
that if you were to ever mention it,
I should be very firm with you and tell you
you must treat me like your sister
Or have I just made a total fool of myself
and you were actually going to ask me for
late night last minute tennis tips?
No, it was the love thing.
That's very sweet of you.
It's just a shame you left it till the last night.
You should have tried creeping along the corridor
while we still had time.
Okay, the "Last night" was a bad idea?
It feels like an ever so slightly insulting afterthought.
"Last night" was never going to work.
All right. Good. I've got it.
好的 就这样 我明白了
- Tim. - Charlotte.
I know you've probably suspected this,
but over the last month I've fallen completely in love with you.
Now obviously this was gonna happen
because you're a goddess with that face
but even if you didn't have a nice face,
and even if you had absolutely no hair
because of some bizarre medical reason,
I'd still adore you,
I just wondered whether, by any chance,
you might share my feelings.
Why don't we see how the summer goes
and then you ask me again on my last night?
- Your last night? - Yes.
Try me on the last night. See what happens then, shall we?
No, it's a perfect plan.
That's absolutely perfect. Last night.
Big lesson number one,
all the time travel in the world can't make someone love you.
So the love of my life just drove away.
And the very next day it was my turn to leave.
There you go. Don't spend it all at once.
Don't call too often,
your mother doesn't like to be disturbed.
I caught the train to London
in search of a future and a girlfriend.
I was staying in St John's Wood, near Abbey Road,
with a playwright friend of my dad's called Harry.
It's always nice to have family connections
when you're a new kid in town.
What the fuck do you want?
你 他妈 想干嘛
I'm James's son.
- James Lake. - What about him?
He said you had a room.
Go in there and wait.
进去 进到这 别动
Quietly. I mean it, don't make a sound.
Or I'll kill you.
I was actually having the first good idea I've had for a decade
when you rang on the doorbell.
But now it's gone.
Weird cock, I always thought. Something weird about him.
Yeah, I never really liked him, actually.
Your mum still look like Andy Warhol?
That, by the way, is my wife.
Yeah, you wouldn't like her at first.
But eventually you'd realise that
she's the best human being in the world.
Which is why she left me, of course.
Try not to make too much noise, particularly when having sex.
Christ, two losers in one house.
That is my daughter.
Have sex with her if you like. Apparently everyone else has.
It wasn't a hopeful set-up for romance.
And work didn't help on that score either.
The world of law seems to be entirely full of men.
I'm Rory. Very pleased to meet you. A real thrill.
我是罗利 荣幸荣幸 有点小激动
Well, who knows, we might become, you know, pals, et cetera.
- Who the hell are you? - Tim Lake.
Well, I hope you're better than this clown.
It's Rory, actually.
I've been here a year and a half.
I'm just saying that to be nice.
It's two years actually.
So six lonely months went by,
and it was still just me and Harry.
Me lawyer-ing every hour of the day and night.
And him putting the finishing touches to his new play.
No matter how many girls there were in the world,
I always seemed to end up with Rory.
Until, out of the blue,
on a dodgy night out with dodgy Jay,
something miraculous happened.
wait for this, right, they're blind.
I'm kidding you not. No, as bats. As bats!
Very good to have you here, gentlemen.
I hope you enjoy your experience.
Carlo will show you to your table.
- Great. - Lead on, maestro.
-好的 -走吧 大师
Can I have your right hand on my right shoulder, please?
And your friend hold on to your shoulder. Thank you.
Mind the stairs and be prepared because,
it's completely dark.
Okay, gentlemen, if you don't mind,
好的 先生 要是不介意的话
I can sit you here beside these two young ladies.
No, no. Sounds absolutely perfect!
God, you sound very perky.
I am. And very handsome.
- Hi. - Hi. I'm Mary.
-你好 -你好 我叫玛丽
I'm Tim. Mary's my mother's name, actually.
- Does it suit her? - Sort of.
Although she's sturdy,
so Bernard might have been a better fit.
Something just touched my elbow.
Okay, that wasn't me.
No. Well, that just makes it worse. If it wasn't you, who was it?
那更糟糕 要不是你 那是什么
It wasn't me because I'm touching something else.
Yes, and you'll stop that right away, thank you.
是啊 把手拿开 谢谢
So, girls, be honest, who is more beautiful?
- I am. - Yeah. She is.
-当然是我 -没错 是她
Actually, I look like Kate Moss.
No. I sort of look like a squirrel.
Do you like Kate Moss?
I absolutely love her.
In fact, I almost wore
one of her dresses here tonight. You?
No, no, her clothes look terrible on me.
I cannot believe that it's your birthday next week as well.
Your friend Jay is quite enthusiastic.
I actually hate him.
What's Joanna like?
- She's basically a prostitute. - Yeah.
I think it's strawberry mousse.
Okay. I'll try it.
Okay, where's your mouth?
My God, what was that?
I think there's a lot of...
I've got quite a lot of strawberry mousse in my eye now!
No. Thank you. That's a new sensation for me.
So, maybe I'll see you outside or...
Yeah, it's a bit scary.
My God, I'm so in there. What about you?
天啊 我很享受 你呢
I don't know, but she sounded wonderful.
Christ, you're a babe.
How do you fancy stretching the night out a bit?
I can ditch the loser.
We've got to rush, but help me find a cab,
and I might give you my number.
Or I might not. Haven't decided yet. So...
I have. it's not gonna happen.
- Where's... - She and Jay just...
She took him to... I don't know.
Well, I guess I'd better...
Would it be very wrong if I asked you for your number?
Just in case I ever had to call you about...
I thought this phone was old and shit,
but suddenly it's my most valuable possession.
You really like me?
I love your frock.
And my hair? It's not too brown?
My fringe is new.
The fringe is perfect. Fringe is the best bit.
I found a cab and his dodgy friend is about to assault me.
I hope I see you again.
What have you done, you poor thing?
Nothing. It's just a flesh wound.
- Here. - Thank you.
You may remember, my play opened tonight.
My God, yes. How did it go?
老天 对啊 怎样了
You could tell in the room a masterpiece was being unfurled.
- Really? - Really.
Until, and this is the crucial plot point, I think,
until the lead actor had the most massive dry
in the history of theatre.
- No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes.
-不会吧 -是的 就是这样
He didn't just forget his lines.
He forgot his lines to the extent
that no actor has ever forgotten their lines
before in the annals of dramatic art.
The reviews won't say "Major masterpiece gets unveiled",
they'll say, "Major actor gets Alzheimer's."
It's an understatement.
It's the Titanic of play openings,
but with no survivors.
No women, no children,
not even Kate Winslet.
凯特·温丝莱特 《泰坦尼克号》女主角 在电影结尾活了下来
Okay. I'll see what I can do.
What does that mean?
What are you gonna do?
Ring up every critic in London,
and offer them a blow job, if they ignore the fact
that we sat in total silence for half an hour
waiting for a moron to remember one single line?
Hello, Sir Tom. I'm a friend of Harry's.
你好 汤姆先生 我是哈利的朋友
How's it going with the lines?
I'm sorry, what do you mean "the lines"?
It's just, you know, in the court scenes,
some of those lines are pretty complex.
And I just thought maybe it might be worth, you know,
having one last look at the lines before you go on.
A little refresher.
Fuck off out of here.
You arsing lunatic. Get out! You ginger twerp. Go on!
你这个疯子 快滚 蠢货 滚
Patronising piece of...
And now the Defence.
I have lived many weary years.
But never, in that long catalogue of wasted time,
have I ever seen such an atrocious miscarriage of justice.
Do the Prosecution have anything final to add?
Sorry, excuse me. Sorry.
Do the Prosecution have anything final to add?
I regard today's proceedings with the utmost gravity.
let us be clear of one
simple and salient thing.
One of the actors appeared to have actually fallen asleep.
Here's the little prick who walked out halfway through.
You missed the best scene, you little twerp.
What did you think of the set?
I thought it was incredible.
Did you? I didn't. Too brown.
真的吗 我倒不觉得 太棕了
Two girls in earlier tonight.
One of them the prettiest girl in the world.
The other one like a sort of nice prostitute.
Did you get their names?
Yes. They left a while ago. Let's see.
是的 她们刚走不久 等我找找
No, I'm afraid they were walk-ins,
and it appears they paid by cash.
That's okay. That's fine, it's brilliant.
没事 没事 很好
It's just the end of my life. Thanks so much.
Apparently, you're living with
Britain's greatest living playwright.
I don't usually read them, obviously,
but I couldn't resist this one.
"Harry Chapman found guilty of genius."
I have to go out. Right now.
She loves Kate Moss.
Thanks for keeping me company, Kittle.
Nothing better to do.
- And work? - They've sacked me.
- Coffee? - Please.
I've only just noticed this cat in this picture. See that cat?
I do see that cat. It's very good.
It's so good to see you.
We've never met before.
- No, of course we haven't. - No.
-是啊 我们没见过 -没见过
Sorry, I think you've mistaken me for someone else.
Your name's Mary.
That's distinctly weird.
How do you know that?
Well, you look like a Mary.
My mum's called Mary.
I look like your mother?
No. You're much prettier.
It's a nice fringe, by the way.
God, it's new and probably too short but... No.
老天 我新剪的 可能太短了
Well, gee, thank you and...
listen, it was really nice to meet you.
I should probably go because my friend's waiting for me.
And you're a, you're a total stranger.
Yeah, it's crazy stuff.
- Yeah, kind of. - Okay.
- Bye, Mary. - Bye.
-再见 玛丽 -再见
Very poor indeed, yeah.
You gotta go again.
- You can do it. - Take two.
She just always... She always looks different.
Sorry. it's me again.
Joanna, this is...
Hello. Nice to meet you.
Tim is a total stranger whose mother's name is Mary.
I just had a weird experience with Mary here
of thinking she was someone else. But she wasn't.
But I just wondered if I could walk round with you for a while,
because my sister Kit Kat is about to leave.
I'm about to be quite lonely.
Right. Well, I think we should probably say no.
No, yes. But on the other hand, he's got a quite nice smile,
and sort of, you know, fun hair.
But you have to promise that
you are not one of the following things.
Two, a fringe fetishist.
I'm just Kate Moss's number one male fan.
- God. - Really?
Do you agree that the magic of her lies in her history?
That the informality of her early shots
compared to this stuff so you just always know,
That despite the high fashion,
she's still just that cheeky normal naked girl on the beach?
Couldn't have put it better myself.
That's absolutely it. I agree with that profoundly.
No. No, you don't have a boyfriend.
不 不 你没有男朋友
Do I not look like I'd have a boyfriend?
- Do I look like I'd never get a boyfriend? - No.
That's the rudest thing I've ever heard.
I didn't mean it like that. I just didn't expect...
Is it quite a new boyfriend?
There he is. Rupert.
- Yes. He's so cute. - Rupert?
-是啊 他很可爱 -鲁伯特
Sorry I'm late, with my dad.
Well, this is Tim and
we don't know him at all.
Hey, I was thinking we could take in a film after this.
Get some mixed popcorn, share a Coke,
- snuggle. - Okay.
When did you two meet? Exactly?
Well, it was only a week ago, actually.
It's all been a bit of a whirlwind, hasn't it, poochy face?
真是快如闪电啊 是不是 乖乖狗
I'm gonna have to teach you
what you can and can't say in front of people.
- No "foochy face"? - No.
No. Definitely not.
Come on, then. More details about this wonderful first meeting?
It was, um, what... Joanna?
Yeah. And Jo was having a little party.
A living hell from which Rupert, thank God, rescued me.
And where was this terrible party?
My brothel of a flat.
Which is where, though? That's the question, isn't it?
那是在哪儿呢 重点就在这 不是吗
What are you, a detective?
No, sorry, I've just got a very visual imagination.
不是 抱歉 我喜欢把想象视觉化
I like to imagine stuff completely.
26 Courtfield Gardens, SW5.
Dress code, slutty. Will that do?
着装要求 火辣 这样行了吧
Absolutely, yes. Although I am wondering
当然 很好 不过我还想知道
when you got there, Rupert. Early, late?
你是什么时候到的 是早是晚 鲁伯特
On time, I think. True love was calling.
I actually feel a bit sick now.
Just these muffins, I think. Never trust a blueberry.
Okay, I'll be back in a tick.
You two are such a lovely couple.
Hello. Do I know you?
No, no, no. I'm a friend of Mary's.
She has another friend?
Gosh, you amaze me. But hooray.
天哪 你真惊人 棒极了
Took me hours. Made them myself.
Disgusting. Totally undercooked.
Why don't we go upstairs, it's a bit quieter?
That's my mother's name. Let's not get into that.
I know this is forward but
your face tells me that
you're finding this party to be a living hell.
So, I just wondered if you might come
and have a bite to eat with me instead?
Obviously, I should have thought this through more.
Let's talk about Kate Moss.
I love Kate Moss.
I always think the key thing with her is the history,
- Yes. - you know, the informality of her early shots
compared to high fashion stuff
so you always know that underneath she's still just the same
你会知道 她的内心从未改变 还是那个
cheeky normal girl naked on the beach.
I agree with you completely.
If we leave now then we can have,
you know, more than one starter.
And I love the rest of your face, too.
More than one starter?
10 amazing starters.
- After you. - Thanks.
Ten minutes is long enough for any party, I think.
Especially that one.
God! What a dickhead.
So, what do you do?
I'm a reader at a publisher.
No! You read for a living?
Yes, that's it. I read.
It's like someone asking, "What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I breathe. I'm a breather, I get paid for breathing."
- How did you get that job? - Okay, smart-ass,
I mean, I think so.
In a suit, in a court, saving people's lives.
I guess it is. Although it's not as sexy as reading.
Sitting there in an office, in a little chair reading.
Okay, stop. Stop.
好了 打住 打住
Just wait right there, mister, because
a lot of books get submitted to my publisher.
So it's an immense responsibility.
But when you do normal reading,
is it ruined because it's your job?
You know, like prostitutes?
I always worry that when they stop being prostitutes
that they can't enjoy sex any more.
You always worry about that?
- No, I sometimes worry about it. - Good. Okay.
-不 有时候会担心 -好吧
Because someone who always worried about that
- would be a bit of a worry. - When you read a newspaper,
do you think, "Forget this, it's work"?
会不会想 "算了 这是工作"
Have you interviewed a lot of prostitutes?
When you read a menu, do you think,
"No, I'm not reading this, unless you pay me hard cash."
How many prostitutes will you need to talk to
before this issue is solved?
Are you planning to head to Eastern Europe and Thailand?
Would you like to walk me to my car?
Sounds like a good idea.
Yeah, I have three older brothers.
Did you have trouble parking?
It's just such a long way to your car.
Well, my car's actually parked outside my house.
I got a lift to the party.
That's good. That's perfect.
Car, house. House, car.
车子 家 家 车子
It makes perfect sense.
I'm gonna go into the bedroom and put on my new pyjamas.
And then in a minute you can come in and take them off.
- God. Are you... Are you okay? - Yeah.
-天啊 你...没事吧 -没事
It's a front opener.
It opens from the front.
Yeah, no, yeah, of course.
- Thanks. - Sure.
I'm sure it'll be better next time.
I thought it was pretty lovely.
Right, no, it was really lovely.
In fact, can you just give me one minute?
You really know your bras.
Well done. Some people make a real mess of it the first time.
Could you give me one second?
Best night of my entire life.
And now I've got a suspicion
I'm gonna have the best sleep of my entire life.
So once is enough for my perfect guy?
I'm not sure that's entirely fair.
- We're late. - No, we're not.
It'll be fine. It's only... My God.
The Waterboys: How Long Will I Love You?
How long will I love you?
As long as stars are above you
And longer if I can
How long will I need you?
Don't worry, you're coming with.
As long as the seasons need to
I'm taking you home!
How long will I give to you
- Bye. Bye. - Bye.
As long as I live to you
However long you say
How long will I love you?
As long as stars are above you
And longer if I may
Okay. I have some bad news.
- You're dying? - No, not that bad.
-你要死了吗 -不 没那么糟
- I'm dying? - No.
My parents are in town.
They're visiting and they're coming around.
God. Parents? American parents?
天哪 父母 美国的父母吗
They told me and I didn't tell you
and I thought they'd cancel
because they normally do and they didn't.
- Now now? - Now now.
So you should probably put on some pants.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Do they know I exist?
Yeah. I've mentioned something like you,
but nothing very specific.
Yeah, they're quite conservative, so maybe not those pants.
对了 他们比较保守 还是换条裤子吧
Could you just stall them. Stall them.
- What? - I'm sorry, they don't like waiting.
-什么 -抱歉了 他们不喜欢等
- Okay. - Do I live here?
Are we having sex?
Yeah. But not oral.
I wasn't gonna mention oral.
How did you think that was gonna come up?
Could you help me with this, please?
I don't know. If it does, just deny it completely.
不知道 如果说到了 就一口否认
Who's gonna bring it up? Your dad?
"Tim, had any cunnilingus with my daughter recently?"
Well, you never know.
- Okay. Ready? - Yeah.
-好 准备好了吗 -好了
- They're there. - They are, yeah.
- Yeah, right behind you. - Okay. Right, okay.
-我就在你背后 -好的 好的
- Dad! - Hello, sweet.
-爸爸 -好啊 宝贝
- Mom. - Hi, honey.
-妈妈 -好啊 亲爱的
Hello, sir. Ma'am.
先生 太太 你们好
Should we come back when you haven't got any company, or...
Well, that would be quite difficult
because Tim actually lives here.
Really? With you?
Yes. Yeah, but no oral sex, I promise you.
是的 但是没有口交 我保证
So, Tim, tell us where are you from, which part of the country?
蒂姆 说说你是哪里人 哪个地方的
He's from Cornwall. Yeah, it's really pretty.
It's that little bit right at the end, sort of looks like a shoe.
And you're a lawyer, is that right?
Yep, that's right. And he never loses.
是的 没错 他从没输过
You don't think he's gonna win,
then he just pulls something out of the bag and,
what do you know, he wins again.
Do you ever answer any of your own questions?
- I... - Yes, he does. Usually he does,
but not today because I'm doing all the talking
because I'm really nervous
and I kinda love him and I just... I want you to, too.
Sorry. Tim. Over to you.
抱歉 蒂姆 你自己来吧
- Yeah, I think my dad... - Can I just say one more thing?
Thank God that's over.
I got given two tickets for the National Theatre tomorrow.
No, so not. I'm just gonna sleep all day.
I don't see why going to the theatre should get in the way of that.
Many of the best sleeps of my life
have happened in the Royal Shakespeare Company.
No, you take someone else.
I really like bed and I really hate theatre.
But what kind of sad act is gonna be free on a Saturday night
with no day's notice?
- My God. It's Charlotte. - Who?
-天哪 是夏洛特 -谁
- It was my first love. - Where?
There. Under the "Exit" sign.
- The old woman? - No, not the old woman.
-那个老女人吗 -不 不是那个老女人
The astonishing blonde.
- The one with the dark hair? - No, blonde.
-黑头发的吗 -不是 金发的
Blonde means blonde hair, doesn't it?
Okay, you stay there. I mean it, stay!
好 你待在这别动 说真的 待着
How fabulous to see you.
Wow. I... This is my girlfriend Tina.
That is so brilliant. Well, hello, Tina.
太棒了 你好 蒂娜
Why is it brilliant?
Well, you know, there are certain moments in your life
that scar you for life.
Charlotte's rejection of me was one of those moments,
but now I know she's got a "girlfriend", well,
that's just a huge burden suddenly lifted off my mind.
I can be a confident heterosexual all over again.
Not that kind of girlfriend.
You think I'm gay?
No, of course not.
No. It's girl friend.
Yeah, friend who is a girl, which you so clearly are.
I'm just gonna go and get my boyfriend, who is a boy...
How lovely to see you. Look at you. Wow.
This is my girlfriend Tina.
Although you should be a little careful with that, by the way.
There are still quite a lot of us old fashioned types about
who interpret "girlfriend" as meaning "gay".
So if you say that Tina's your girlfriend,
people will assume that you're "gay".
Do you have a problem with that?
No, I don't. I love that stuff.
不 不是 我可喜欢了
I'm just gonna...
I've just seen the girl who broke my heart three summers ago.
Let's go say hello.
No. Best let sleeping dogs lie. Come on.
不 还是别找麻烦了 走吧
Best night of my life. I always love this area.
It's so bustling and I mean those pictures, full of colour.
Just makes me so happy when I'm round here,
- all the colour... - Tim.
Tim, how lovely to see you.
Wow. Sorry. This is my girlfriend, Tina.
抱歉 这是我的女朋友 蒂娜
- She's gay. - Shut up.
It just never even occurred to me
you existed outside of Cornwall.
We're about to go and get dinner,
but it would be great to hang out sometime.
Yeah, sure. I'd love that.
Send my love to little Kit Kat. How is she?
She's okay. She's not finding London totally easy actually.
Right. Well, Jimmy says he sees her sometimes.
Really? Since when?
You knew there was always something there.
Very well, thank you.
Well, she means your name.
- Roger. - No, it's not.
No, it's not. it's Rory.
- Nice to meet you, Rory. - Yeah.
-很高兴认识你 罗利 -嗯
Right. Sorry, we should get going.
对了 对不起 我们该走了
It was really great to see you.
- I'll see you soon. - You, too. Yeah.
God, she is beautiful.
She's so beautiful, if you had sex with her, you'd die. You'd just die.
You'd open her shirt, see her breasts and your eyes would explode.
You'd have to have sex with her blind. And then you'd die.
You notice she didn't give me her number...
I told Tina to go have dinner on her own. Are you hungry?
- Yeah. Of course. - Great.
-饿 当然饿 -太好了
Thanks again for the play. Triumph.
Where do you wanna go?
Well, wherever you like really.
I'm starting to think we slightly wasted that summer holiday.
If we could travel back in time,
maybe I wouldn't have said no.
I'm just staying round the corner.
Can you walk me home?
- Yeah? - Yeah, of course, yeah.
to see you, Charlotte.
What a night. Total joy, but I've gotta
because there's something very important that I have to do. Right now.
- Wake up. Wake up. - What?
-醒醒 醒醒 -什么
Would you like to marry me?
Don't be so selfish, I'm sleeping. It's bad.
别那么自私 我在睡觉呢 真差劲
Wake up. Come and have a chat.
I've got something important to ask you.
Can't it wait till morning?
I was having the loveliest dream.
Why is there music on?
It's got something to do with what I want to ask you.
Guy with important question.
Are you on your knees?
Were you so bored in the play you decided
to ask me to marry you afterwards?
Yeah. Exactly that.
will you marry me?
Any thoughts on the answer?
"Yes?", "No?", "Get out of my life, loser.",
"愿意" "不愿意" "滚出我的生活 废物"
they're all possible.
I think I'll go for
Thank you for asking me.
And thank you for not going for one of those melodramatic proposals
with lots of people around.
I hate other people.
I'm just gonna turn off the radio.
Thanks, guys. Sorry, she's a bit tired.
谢谢大家 抱歉 她有点累
But we really appreciate it. Can you go?
I don't think we'll be staying in the same room, somehow.
If they offer you tea, just say no.
Mum, this is Mary.
Good Lord, you're pretty.
I've got a lot of mascara and lipstick on.
It's very bad for a girl to be too pretty.
It stops her developing a sense of humour. Or a personality.
I'd love a cup of tea.
Christ, that's the whole day gone.
She's a very special guest.
Cup without the crack.
They've been doing this since he was about this high.
And what are your faults? I mean, little weaknesses.
Well, I'm very insecure.
Okay. I've a very bad temper sometimes.
Crucial. How else are you gonna
get a fella to do what you want?
And, of course, I have...
I have a weakness for your son.
But best not to tell him. Don't want him getting cocky.
I'm so good without the ball. Pow!
What do you think of her?
I like her more than you already.
Look, I'd forgotten this. Jimmy Fontana Il Mondo.
瞧 我都忘了这个 吉米·丰塔纳的《世界》
Greatest record ever recorded by an Italian
who looks like he's got a dead badger on his head.
And you've got the album.
Check out those specs!
Come on, on with the game! Right.
快点 比赛开始了 对
And what an extraordinary game this is.
For the first time a father and son
are playing each other in the World Table
Tennis Final and neither of them are Chinese.
Tremendous play from the old World Champion and his son,
the first openly ginger British table tennis player
but there are signs the youngster's beginning to crack.
- There are tears in his eyes. - There are not!
There soon will be!
Hey! I didn't know you were here.
Yeah. I just popped down for a while.
So how long have you been here?
Gosh! So, life in London...
Yeah, nice to see you, too. I'm trying to make a good impression...
Right, sorry. Sorry.
I've got an important announcement to make.
We've decided, after a little bit of thought, to get married.
That's wonderful news.
Who are you getting married to?
To Mary. Over there.
Jolly embarrassing if it had been another girl. Imagine that.
By the way, the wedding will be quite soon
because we're having a baby, too.
Well, Tim, I hope.
Thank God for that. Jolly awkward if it had been another fellow.
We have to decide tonight.
- What? - Everything.
The only thing you've decided about our
wedding is that I'm coming down the aisle
to the sound of some Italian weirdo
singing a song called Il Mondo.
To which I've said a definitive "no".
So here's the deal.
I will take off one item of clothing for every decision you make.
Okay. You have my attention, young lady.
好的 我了解了 年轻的女士
where would you like to get married?
Home. I'd hate anywhere else.
Who should the priest be?
It'll have to be the local bloke
with yellow teeth and the massive unibrow.
That's a lock for Hagrid.
No, this is so hard.
不 太难了 这是双输
It's lose-lose you know You piss off all the
ones you don't pick, and you end up hating the one you do pick
because he makes a bad speech and ruins the day.
Do you wanna see these puppies or not?
- Jay. - It's your choice.
He's my best friend, but he's a moron.
Yeah, he will mess up everything.
Harry it is. Let's do this.
What? That's such a cheat.
Bed and breakfast in Scotland.
I am not taking my pants off for Scotland.
But it's all we can afford. Take off your pants.
但是我们的钱只够去那 快 脱掉内裤
Take off your pants!
I want two weeks in Bali!
Take off those pants!
- Have you planned a break? - No.
No! Is that you? It wasn't me.
不 是你吗 不是我
No, I'm caught! I've got it. I've got it!
不 我被勾住了 我来我来
When Tim asked me to be his Best Man, I was terrified.
So I thought best thing is to find
a book about speeches. And here it is.
And it says think of really funny anecdotes.
And there is a very hilarious story, actually from work.
It was quite a complicated case based on an issue of
cross-amortisation of ownership of
post-divorce properties and, um...
Let me just explain the context. The Defendant...
When Tim asked me to do his Best Man speech,
my immediate reaction was,
"How much are you gonna pay me, you little shit?
"I don't write for free, you know."
These were the girls available to him at that time.
"Hello, girls." And this is how far he got with each of them.
Let me explain the code. 5, blow job.
8, full penetrative...
to the man with the worst haircut
but the best bride in the room.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Mary.
I wish I'd said "I love you".
I'm not sure "implied" is good enough for a wedding day, are you?
No, don't do it, it's fine.
不 别那么做 这样就好
I'm so happy with it as it was. You really don't have to.
I'll do what I wanna do, young man.
Will you excuse me for just one moment?
Later on I may tell you about
Tim's many failings as a man and as a table tennis player.
important first to say the one
big thing, I've only loved
three men in my life.
My dad was a frosty bugger so that
only leaves dear Uncle Desmond,
B.B. King, obviously,
美国布鲁斯吉他手和歌曲作者 2003滚石杂志排名第三吉他手最伟大的布鲁斯音乐家之一 外号"布鲁斯之王"
and this young man here.
I'd only give one piece of advice to anyone marrying.
We're all quite similar in the end.
We all get old and tell the same tales too many times.
But try and marry someone
And this is a kind man
I'm not particularly proud
of many things in my life, but I am very proud
to be the father of my son.
I'm so sorry to disturb you, but I wonder if I could have your autograph.
I'm at a wedding, for God's sake.
I'm here to celebrate true love not
scribble my illegible signature on stupid
bits of paper that you can flog on eBay
so that at the next wedding you can wear a less hideous hat.
I see you've met my Aunt May.
God. People should wear name tags.
You next, Kittle Kattle.
I don't know, Uncle D.
Boys aren't very nice.
Aren't they, darling?
Not in my experience.
They're always taking liberties,
not giving much back in return.
- It's yummy. - Yeah?
I like the way you say 'yummy'.
Do you wish we'd picked another less wet day?
Lots and lots of types of days.
The most beautiful girl in the world.
You want your daddy. Yes, I know.
No one can ever prepare you for
what happens when you have a child.
When you see the baby in your arms
and you know that it's your job now.
No one can prepare you for the love and the fear.
You were such an ugly baby.
More chimpanzee than child.
I remember the first time I saw you,
I thanked God we were in
driving distance of London Zoo.
Come on, hand over the little bugger,
let's see if she bounces.
Yeah, she definitely will bounce.
She can do anything.
No one can prepare you for the love
people you love can feel for them.
And nothing can prepare you for
the indifference of friends who don't have babies.
Do you wanna go to Uncle Jay?
No, thanks, it's fine. It's great.
不用了 谢谢 我这样很好
And it's a shock how quickly you have to move
to a new place you completely can't afford.
Look what we found.
Suddenly, time travel seems almost unnecessary,
because every detail of life is so delightful.
Only one important thing for a godfather, I'm told,
never bring a present smaller than the child.
Shut up, you smug bastard.
Don't worry, I didn't bring anything at all.
She'll never know. Hasn't got a brain yet.
I didn't expect to see you here, Harry.
Children's party's not exactly your style.
No, Mary, I was tricked.
没错 玛丽 我被骗了
I was told there would be free booze.
I hate kids, as you know.
Where's Kit Kat, by the way?
I don't know, she said she'd be here around 3:00.
And you know we got purple cupcakes for her especially.
Speak of the devil, that will be her.
We'll wait till Aunty Kit Kat gets here.
Thought she was here.
No, she hasn't arrived.
What does that mean?
Um... We had an argument this morning.
Over nothing, but she'd been drinking, so...
And then she ran out to get the car to come here and
I told her to meet me here so...
There's a song by Baz Luhrmann called Sunscreen.
He says worrying about the future
is as effective as trying to solve
an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
The real troubles in your life
will always be things that never crossed your worried mind.
maybe I wasn't completely sober.
- How is she? - Not good.
When did she leave you? From where?
I want it exact. Exact time. Exact address.
Here we are. Sorry, sorry.
我们回来了 抱歉 抱歉
- Hi. - There she is.
Does a small baby live here?
Yes, and she's so excited. She's downstairs.
在 她可兴奋了 就在楼下
Happy birthday, Posy.
I'm sorry. I had to pick up Kit Kat.
I thought she was gonna drive herself.
Turns out she couldn't.
- She okay? - Later.
I'm worried about Kit Kat.
She was drinking wine while we were drinking tea.
And Jimmy wasn't nice to her.
And she spurned the purple cupcakes.
We have to do something to fix it.
if it's gonna be fixed,
I think she probably has to do it herself.
My darling. What's happened?
You're the best person in the world.
You're top equal with my wife. I don't get it.
Maybe, just maybe,
Every family has, like, someone who falls,
who doesn't make the grade, who stumbles,
Maybe I'm our faller.
Okay. I'm gonna tell you a secret.
And you have to promise to keep it.
We've always kept secrets.
You promise you won't ever, ever, ever,
你保证你永远 永远 永远
ever, ever, ever, ever,
永远 永远 永远 永远
ever, ever, ever, ever tell?
I can travel in time.
Why are we standing in the cupboard under the stairs?
Because we're gonna go back in
time and you're gonna do some things differently.
I love it when you're funny.
Grab my hand. Close your eyes.
My arsing God in a box.
I can go anywhere in time and
you bring me back to the worst party of all time.
'Fraid so. Let's go.
We've got work to do.
Making sure you do not meet Jimmy Kincade.
But he's about to fall in love with me!
Not this time he isn't.
Who's the pretty looking girl? It's Jennifer, isn't it?
I like your skirt, Jennifer.
If he hadn't met me,
he would have just had sex with someone else.
Nip it in the bud?
Excuse me, Jimmy.
Sorry. Do I know you?
Very well. Sorry.
And this is what I should have done right at the start.
Happy New Year, everybody. Happy New Year.
新年快乐 各位 新年快乐
And back to the cupboard.
What happens now?
What I'm hoping is that from this moment on you avoid
the sleazy bad guys because they're sleazy and bad.
When did you get so serious?
Since it occurred to me that I might lose you.
Brace yourself, this could be weird.
Things will have changed.
- Jay Jay? - Yes.
And he's adorable. My God.
Mum's just cracked open a packet of biscuits.
I've got something in mind for you.
I know what you're gonna say.
Have a biscuit and come and help me.
But leave the rest for Uncle D.
It's just tidying really.
- You all right? I missed you. - Yeah.
-你还好吗 我很想你 -很好
- Your mum wants me to do some gardening. - Okay.
It's tidying up, it's all a bit out of control.
Anything that looks dead, out.
This is what we're looking for. Okay? All this.
我们要找这个 看到了吗 全部都要
Dead stuff. See this.
They've torn them to shreds, haven't they?
How did everything go?
I'm so happy. I wanna hear all about it.
Will you do dinner for us because there's something
I have to do before 6:00 or I'll get fired?
Yeah. I can't think of anything I'd love to do more.
Okay, where is the most fabulous person in the world?
Come to your dad and get mashed up food shoved into your mouth!
Hello there, little boy.
wait there and I'll be back in a minute.
Dad, can I have a quick word?
I can't go back past the birth again, can I?
No. I should have mentioned that.
You're okay till it comes out but the exact
sperm at the exact moment got you this
so if you do anything the tiniest bit
different, you'll have a different child.
So, every day up 'til yesterday is as it will always be? Lost?
Just like for everyone else.
Tough. I love you, Dad. I've gotta go.
真难办 我爱你 爸爸 我得走了
We're not leaving this room until we find
a way of making sure this never happens again.
Will you go now?
I have to leave Jimmy, don't I?
And I have to stop drinking.
And stop leaving jobs.
And I have to go out with someone
And, you know, nice isn't necessarily boring.
I'll go out with Matt Damon.
Tell me, have you seen Jay recently?
Your Jay? What, sticky-up hair Jay?
Looks a bit like a muppet Jay?
He just popped into my head. He's always had a crush on you.
- Really? - Yeah.
Thinking of asking him to dinner. Are you free?
Might be. Might have to freshen up a bit first.
Yeah. You look shit.
Thank Christ you're back.
It's been a total nightmare.
I know. It's all fine anyway.
It was the single worst night of my life.
There she is! Hello!
Darling, how are you doing?
Let's have another one.
That hurt and I got fat. Like fat-fat.
生孩子很疼的 而且会变胖 肥得流油
Got a little bit fat, didn't she.
Tell Mummy you want a sister.
No. Tell Daddy you're happy being an only child.
Fortunately we are young and careless and
it wasn't long before there were four of us.
And this is incredible. Posy Lake, only 3 years old,
is about to break the women's 10 metre Olympic record.
They're gonna do it. And here they are,
they've done it! Fantastic.
That was brilliant. You're so good.
Sleeping right through all that.
Can you help me? I'm so nervous.
What do I wear for dinner with our bestselling author?
Let me finish up with the monsters and I'll come right up.
Okay. How about this?
That's gorgeous. Job done. Yeah.
很漂亮 任务完成 很好
No. Take it seriously. It's...
不行 认真点挑 这个
I don't know. No, I hate it.
我不确定 不行 我不喜欢
- Yeah. - It's boring and
makes me look kind of lumpy.
No, you're right.
It is boring and lumpy. I hate it.
确实没亮点 又都是疙瘩 我不喜欢
Okay. What about this?
Gorgeous. We did it.
No, it's too breasty.
It's not too breasty.
No. I'm not wearing these heels. I look like a prostitute.
不行 这双高跟鞋不能穿 看起来像妓女
Not high heels, then.
But then we have the short legs problem.
Well, do you want to look like a prostitute or a dwarf?
Warning. That's a warning.
No, I'm just picking up the dress
that this goes under. Such a bad boy.
It's a trick question, isn't it? Same dress. - No!
-你在考我吧 这是同一件 -不是
Okay. I don't think this one's too bad.
Yeah, it's fabulous.
- Really? - Yeah.
How about the blue one?
- The blue one? - Yeah.
- 蓝色的 -是啊
The first one that you tried on that was boring and lumpy,
but that wasn't actually boring and lumpy,
而实际上 它很惊艳 也不疙瘩
Yeah, which do you prefer?
I don't know. I'm actually starting to go mad.
我不知道 跟你说 我快疯了
I think I like the blue one.
Okay. Okay, let's go with this one, then?
- Really? - Yes.
I left her downstairs.
Not leaving the door open to the room with the manuscript in it?
Look at me. Look me in the eye.
And talk me through this.
- Basically my life is over. - OK.
I really need to go out for just like two minutes, maybe one.
Don't you dare answer that! What am I gonna do?
I think that we should really answer the phone.
If you answer the goddamn phone,
I will kill you with the phone.
I won't answer the phone, but I do need to get out.
No, no getting out, no getting out. No.
不行 不准出去 不准 不行
Sorry, Mr McEwan.
We read most of your book but,
you see, the rest of it was coloured on or shredded.
I had no idea Posy actually knew how to use that machine
in a way that's impressive.
What is it? How can I help you?
No, everything... Sorry.
Your son will explain.
No, no, it's okay. We'll...
不不不 没事 我们...
We'll come straight down.
I am fucking furious.
I am so uninterested in a life without your father.
Mary. Come on, let's make some tea.
玛丽 走吧 我们泡点茶去
I'm very well, thanks.
Though a little hot.
Your father, I think, is not so well.
I'm very unhappy about it, Tim.
At your wedding he said he loved me.
- He does. - I know.
That was the best day of my life.
So this is probably the worst.
Well, Kit Kat's just rolled up blubbing her eyes out
and now you're here.
What's Mum been saying?
It may have been the smoking
but I couldn't undo that
as it was before you were all born.
your mother definitely wouldn't have gone out with me
if I hadn't been such a sexy smoker.
I did get diagnosed as soon as possible,
but it was too late.
How long have we got?
You know, it, it could be years.
Weeks, I'm afraid.
Have we had this conversation before?
I rather let myself down.
I think I just thought with the time thing...
No, I never said we could fix things.
I specifically never said that.
Life's a mixed bag, no matter who you are.
Look at Jesus. He was the Son of God,
for God's sake,
and look how that turned out.
I know, but...
you must see I feel a bit cheated.
In fact, feel the opposite.
The only people who give up work at 50
are the time travellers with cancer
who want to play more table tennis with their sons.
So that's been the deal?
I'm sorry we had to call.
It's suddenly got very bad.
And I have something very important to tell you.
Or, let me check,
do you want to know the big secret,
or would you rather find it out for yourself like I did?
Christ, there's another secret?
Less dramatic. Much more important.
The real mothership.
No, go on. Tell me.
Let's save some time.
And so he told me his secret formula for happiness.
Part one of the two part plan
was that I should just get on with ordinary life,
living it day by day, like anyone else.
This is our current statement
with a revised paragraph there, highlighted.
Rupert, is that the best you can do?
No. Absolutely not. We can change that.
不 当然不是了 我们可以再改改
- Hi. - Good afternoon, sir.
-你好 -下午好 先生
Are you eating in or taking away today?
Take away, please.
Lovely, that's 4.24 then, please, sir.
好了 一共4镑24便士 先生
Lovely. And there's your change, sir. 76 pence change.
好了 找您76便士 先生
- Thanks. - Thank you. Hello there.
-谢谢 -慢走 您好
Are you eating in or taking away?
Do you find the Defendant,
John Welbeck, guilty or not guilty of fraud?
- And that is the verdict of you all? - Yes.
Thank you. You may be seated.
Let the Defendant be discharged.
Be upstanding in court.
- Lights out? - Yeah.
But then came part two of Dad's plan.
He told me to live every day again
almost exactly the same.
The first time with all the tensions and worries that
stop us noticing how sweet the world can be,
but the second time noticing.
Let's give it a go.
What's our statement at the moment?
This is it with the revised...
I know it doesn't seem that way
Rupert, this does not pass.
Is this the best you can do?
But maybe it's the perfect day
I'll leave you two to thrash this out.
Even though the bills are piling
And maybe Lady Luck ain't smiling
- Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon.
-下午好 先生 -下午好
Are you eating in or taking away today?
Would you like a bag?
But if we'd only open our eyes
Lovely. That's 6.23 then, please.
And enjoy the rest of your day.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
We'd see the blessings in disguise
- Look around you! - What?
That all the rain clouds are fountains
Isn't this room beautiful?
Though our troubles seem like mountains
There's gold in them hills
There's gold in them hills
So don't lose heart
Give the day a chance to start
There's gold in them hills
There's gold in them hills
So not such a bad day after all?
No. it was pretty good really.
Very good day, actually, as it turns out.
Well, that's a relief,
because if it had been a very bad day,
I thought I might have had to have had sex with you
to make up for it.
It was a very, very bad day.
It went very, very badly.
I got fired from my job.
And then I killed a man.
That is a very bad day.
- It's terrible. - Yeah.
Like the worst day ever.
Some days, of course,
though, you only want to go through once.
I don't believe in an interventionist God
But I know darling, that you do
But if I did I would kneel down and ask him
Right, are we ready for this?
'Course we're not. Hateful day.
Not to intervene when it came to you
Just give me one minute.
Oh, not to touch a hair on your head
Leave you as you are
If he felt he had to direct you
Then direct you into my arms
This is so brilliant.
Dickens is so good on actual jokes, actual gags.
Where have you come from?
Thanks for dropping in.
How's Uncle Desmond's suit?
Did I mention I wanted the Nick Cave track?
Can I just read you this one bit?
Read away, I've got lots of time.
"I think the Romans must have aggravated
"one another very much with their noses.
"Perhaps they became
"the restless people they were in consequence.
"Mr Wopsle's Roman nose so aggravated me..."
Into my arms, oh Lord
Into my arms, oh Lord
Into my arms, oh Lord
But I believe in love
And I know that you do too
And I believe in some kind of path
That we can walk down, me and you
So keep your candles burning
Make her journey bright and pure
That she will keep returning
Into my arms, oh Lord
Into my arms, oh Lord
Into my arms, oh Lord
What do you think about the kids?
Not many of them, are there?
Well, I mean two?
It's more than the Chinese are allowed.
I just thought that maybe, you know,
it was time for the insurance baby.
In case one of them is really smart,
we don't want the other one
to feel stupid their whole life.
And if we had a third one,
then we could have two happy dummies.
What do you think?
It was the toughest decision of my life.
Saying 'yes' to the future meant
saying 'goodbye' to my dad. Forever.
Why don't we wait a bit?
You're right. Yeah.
Dad always wished there had been more of us.
Anyway, we might try and nothing happens.
Really could be tonight.
And you cannot believe the detail in which
I know the route to the hospital.
Will you excuse me for a sec?
Just have to go downstairs.
And it's 17-20 in this incredibly tight contest
being played by the two most physically
perfect players in the history of the game.
The crowd, enchanted by the younger player, are seduced
by memories of the older player's illustrious past.
I haven't won in years.
You finally got good.
Apart from the Olympic gold medal, of course.
A kiss will have to do.
It's my last bit of extra time.
The baby is completely on the way.
Is there anything at all I can do?
Is there anything you want to do?
I don't know. There is this...
A quick little walk.
Totally against the rules, of course,
but if we don't change a thing,
if we're very careful, it shouldn't do any harm.
I'm really trying. I'm really trying.
So I'm almost up-to-date with my story.
As all families do,
we got used to life after death.
And it was still fine.
And things settled back into their traditional rhythms
season after season,
and are much as they have always been.
And we've got used to Kit Kat being happy again.
And then we got used to her being a mum.
Albeit not a very good
or even safe one.
I think I've learned the final lesson from my travels in time.
And I've even gone one step further than my father did.
Okay, I'll do the kids.
No, don't worry. I'll do them.
不用 别担心 我会去的
Yeah, you do them, you lazy bum.
好 你来 你个懒蛋
The truth is, I now don't travel back at all.
Not even for the day.
I just try to live every day
as if I've deliberately come back to this one day
as if it was the full final day
of my extraordinary, ordinary life.
I don't get many things right the first time
In fact, I am told that a lot
Now I know all the wrong turns
The stumbles and falls brought me here
Hello, you're down already.
That's great. Thank you so much for that.
And where was I before the day
That I first saw your lovely face?
Now I see it everyday
And I know that I am
I am, I am the luckiest
We're all travelling through time together
every day of our lives.
All we can do is
to relish this remarkable ride.
Okay, I'll see you then.