# To the head bone #
# 从头骨开始 #
# The head bone's connected to the horn bone #
# 头骨旁边是角骨 #
# The horn bone's right above the wing bones #
# 角骨紧挨着翼骨 #
- I scared you! - No, you didn't.
- 我吓着你了! - 才没有
Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone.
Uh, no pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing!
不许推人 不许咬人 不许喷火!
What did I just say?
Okay, we're missing one. Who are we missing?
诶 怎么回事 怎么少了一个人?
Oh. Mike Wazowski.
Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.
Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.
不好意思 麦克 我没看到你
When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!
I wish I had pockets.
Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your field trip buddy.
好了 大家两人一组 组成实践小队
Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.
杰瑞米! 你和我一组吗? 好吧 还是不找大个子了
Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?
海莉? 不跟我一组? 你要和克莱尔一组?
Great choice. She's a good egg.
- We're cousins. - Hey!
- 我们是堂兄弟 - 嘿!
Okay. Good catching up.
Well, Michael, it looks like it's you and me again.
Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.
快点啊 凯伦 我们落后了
Please don't call me Karen.
Now, stay close together.
We're entering a very dangerous area.
Welcome to the Scare Floor.
This is where we collect the Scream Energy
to power our whole world.
And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?
Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar?
- Me - Me, me!
- 我能 - 我 我能!
Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,
哦! 老师! 我能! 我是小绿人
No, it's like this.
Hey, guys, watch this one.
Hey, I got a really good...
Well, hey there, kids. Are you on a tour with your school?
We're here to learn about Scream Energy
and what it takes to be a Scarer.
Well, hey, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a Scarer.
嘿 那你们可够幸运的 因为我正好就是个惊吓专员
I learned everything I know from my school,
It's the best Scaring School there is.
You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
which school's the best. All right?
West coast coming only.
Scarers coming only.
Oops. Stop right there.
Don't cross over that safety line.
Human children are extremely toxic.
Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!
哇! 别撞我了! 哦!
Look at that! It's amazing!
- Wow! - Excuse me. Fellas.
- 哇! - 不好意思 各位
How about we do tallest in the back?
Look, he's going to
Cool. I want to be a Scarer.
Come on, guys. I want to see.
Out of the way, Wazowski.
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
Brian! Do not step over the line.
Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.
See? I told you. He's fine.
Well, I thought I heard something.
You could have gotten hurt!
That was real dangerous, kid. I didn't even know you were in there.
那太危险了 小子 我都不知道你进去了
Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.
Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?
How do I become a Scarer?
Monsters University! Anybody getting off?
Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,
but everything in my life has led to this moment.
Let it not be just the beginning of my dream
but the beginning of all of our dreams.
Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.
Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.
Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away.
I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!
I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.
Hello. How are you doing?
Come on, put all you have into it!
Okay! First thing on my list, get registered.
Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,
新生 你好啊 我是新生入学引导员杰
and I'm here to say that registration is that away!
Have a great first day.
Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.
嗨 我是凯! 这是你的新生资料袋
You can drop your bags off here
and get your picture taken with Trey.
- Say hooray! - Hooray!
- 说茄子! - 茄子!
I can't believe it.
I'm officially a college student!
Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,
and I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!
Here are the labs where students learn
to design and build the doors to the human world.
Looks like the professor is about to test a door!
The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet, three meals a day.
I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world.
The campus offers a wide variety of majors,
but the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School.
Welcome to the debate team. We're happy to have you.
I disagree for the following reasons.
True happiness is a theoretical construct...
Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky
嗨 你好! 欢迎来到天文社团
at the astronomy club!
Hey, hey, hey! Come join the improvvisare club.
嘿 嘿 嘿! 来加入即兴表演社团吧
You'll wish you were a... Never... Always...
你会希望你是个... 从没... 呃 一直...
MU's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
The Scare what now?
A super-intense Scaring competition!
They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.
A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
You could totally die.
And it's worth it.
You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
Wazowski, Room 319.
You know, your roommate is a Scaring major, too.
"Hello, I'm your roommate." Oh, that's too bland.
"嗨 我是你室友" 太没新意了
Don't force it. Just let it happen.
Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door.
Hey there. I'm your roomie.
Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.
Oh! Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
哦! 我是麦克·华斯基 吓人专业
I can tell we're going to be best chums, Mike.
Take whichever bed you want.
I wanted you to have first dibs.
You just disappeared.
Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I'll be a joke.
不好意思 我要是在惊吓课上这么干 就丢死人了
No, it's totally great. You got to use it.
不会啊 挺好的 你就应该这么干
- Really? - Yeah, but lose the glasses.
- 真的? - 是啊 不过下次还是把眼镜摘了吧
They give it away. Huh.
Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.
整理行李 好了 挂海报 完成了
Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors,
and become the greatest Scarer ever.
Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.
天啊 我要是有你那么自信就好了 麦克
Aren't you even a little nervous?
I've been waiting for this my whole life.
I just can't wait to get started.
Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
You got to be kidding me.
Relax. It will be fine.
Good morning, students.
Welcome to Scaring 101.
I am Professor Knight.
Now I'm sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town.
Well, bad news, kids. You're in my town now,
and I do not scare easily.
Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise.
She broke the all-time Scare Record
with the scream in that very can!
I don't mean to interrupt.
I just thought I'd drop by
to see the terrifying faces joining my program.
Well, I'm sure my students would love to hear
a few words of inspiration.
Inspiration? Very well.
Scariness is the true measure of a monster.
If you're not scary
what kind of a monster are you?
It's my job to make great students greater,
not make mediocre students less mediocre.
That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam.
Fail that exam and you are out of the Scaring program.
So, I should hope you're all properly inspired.
All right. All right.
Who can tell me the properties of an effective roar?
There are actually five.
Those include the roar's resonance,
the duration of the roar, and the...
I heard someone say "roar," so I just kind of went for it.
Oh, excuse me, sorry.
哦 不好意思 请让一下
I didn't mean to scare you there. Hey, how you doing?
我不是故意吓到你们的 嘿 你好啊
Very impressive, Mister...
Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?
Yeah. He's my dad.
He's a Sullivan!
I should have known. I expect big things from you.
Well, you won't be disappointed.
Uh... I'm sorry. Should I keep going?
呃... 不好意思 我还要继续说吗?
No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks
and open them to chapter one.
Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?
嘿 伙计 能借根笔吗?
I forgot all my stuff.
Ah! All right. Yes. There we go. That will get it.
啊! 谢了 这就对了
Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
来吧 麦克 这可是兄弟会
and sorority party. We have to go!
If we flunk that Scaring final, we are done.
I'm not taking any chances.
You've got the whole semester to study,
but this might be our only chance
to get in good with the cool kids.
That's why I made these cupcakes. Oops.
That could have been embarrassing.
When I'm a Scarer, life will be a nonstop party.
Stay out of trouble, wild man.
Hey! What are you...
Wait... You're shushing me? Hey! Hey! You can't...
等等... 你在嘘我? 嘿! 嘿! 你不能...
- Where did he go? - He's dead meat.
- 他去哪儿了? - 他死定了
That guy's in big trouble.
Hey, guys! Over here!
嘿 伙计们! 这边!
Fear Tech dummies.
Sorry about that, buddy.
Why are you in my room?
Your room? This is my...
This is not my room.
Archie! Come here, boy.
阿奇! 过来 小家伙
Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
Why is it here?
I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.
Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus.
They only accept the highly elite.
Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
好吧 我来把床抬起来 你去抓那只猪
- Ready? One, two, three. - What? No, no... Oh! What...
- 准备好了吗? 一 二 三 - 什么? 不 不... 哦! 别...
That's it. Don't let go.
Careful. He's a biter.
Whoa! Whoa, hey... Whoa!
喔噢! 喔噢 嘿... 喔噢!
That was awesome!
What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you
and whatever that is,
but if you don't mind, I have to study my Scaring.
You don't need to study Scaring.
You just do it.
Really? I think there's a little more to it than that.
But, hey, thanks for stopping by.
- My hat! - My pig!
- 我的帽子! - 我的猪!
Ride it to frat row!
# Tentacles and serpent's wings, they... #
# 触手和蛇的翅膀 他们... #
Come on! Hey! Ooh!
别这样! 嘿! 哦!
Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!
Did you see him catch that pig?
You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman.
Oh, thanks. I don't know...
No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.
不 不 不 他现在是"嚎叫会"的人了
Back off. We saw him first.
I'll take it from here, gentlemen.
Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar.
What's your name, big blue?
Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
This guy's a Sullivan? Like the famous Sullivan?
I can't believe it! That is crazy!
- Chet, calm down. - I'm sorry.
- 查特 冷静点 - 对不起
Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt like that
has got "Future Scarer" written all over him.
Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts.
嘿 你们看没看到我骑那只猪? 看起来也很有胆量
Slow down, squirt. This party is for Scare students only.
慢着 小个子 这个聚会只向恐怖学院的学生开放
Oh, sorry, killer, but you might want to hang out
哦 不好意思 小朋友 不过也许
with someone a little more your speed.
Uh... They look fun!
Oh, hey there. Want to join Oozma Kappa?
哦 你好 想不想加入伍兹玛兄弟会?
Sulley, talk to your friend.
Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.
哦 他其实也算不上我的朋友 不过好吧
You heard him. This is a party for Scare students.
I am a Scare student.
I mean for Scare students who actually,
you know, have a chance.
My chances are just as good as yours.
You're not even in the same league with me.
Just wait, hotshot.
I'm going to scare circles around you this year.
Oh, okay. I'd like to see that.
哦 好吧 我期待哦
Oh, don't worry. You will.
哦 别着急 你会的
I want to see matted fur and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.
Show me some slobber.
Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.
口水也是一种工具 孩子们 要好好利用
Now here is a monster who looks like a Scarer.
You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat,
breathe, and sleep Scaring.
Give me another one.
- Fear of spiders. - Arachnophobia.
- 害怕蜘蛛 - 蜘蛛恐惧症
- Fear of thunder. Keraunophobia.
- 害怕打雷 - 闪电恐惧症
- Fear of chopsticks! - Consecotaleophobia.
- 害怕筷子! - 筷子恐惧症
What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one.
这都什么啊 幼儿园级别的? 来个难点儿的
Go Monsters University! You know what to do!
The answer is C, fangs.
Well done, Mr. Wazowski.
- A bowl of spiders! - Correct!
- 一碗蜘蛛! - 正确!
- A clown running in the dark! - Right again.
- 黑暗中奔跑的小丑! - 又对了
Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.
疣 疮 还有痣 就是这顺序
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
喔 喔 喔 喔!
Dominant silverback gorilla.
That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.
One frightening face does not a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
A Tauntaun grimace with extra slobber.
- You got it! - That's what I'm saying.
- 答对了! - 我就说嘛
I am going to wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.
Yes, you are, big blue.
Hey, wait. What are you guys...
嘿 等等 你们干嘛...
It's just a precaution.
RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan.
Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.
Whoo-hoo! I am on a roll.
I'm going to destroy that guy.
Well, then you'll get this back right away.
It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.
Today's final will judge your ability to assess a child's fear
and perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator.
The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,
so give it everything you've got.
Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning
to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program
and who will not.
I am a five-year-old girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.
Which Scare do you use?
That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.
Results will be posted outside my office. Next.
Johnson, Crackle and Howl. Yes!
Hey. Do you mind?
Don't mind at all.
Come on, Mike. Let's just move.
走吧 麦克 我们换个位子
Stay out of my way.
Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program.
That's because you don't belong here.
That's what I thought.
It was an accident.
My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring?
Accidents happen, don't they.
The important thing is no one got hurt.
You're taking this remarkably well.
Now, let's continue the exams.
Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl
on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.
Which Scare do you use?
Shouldn't I go up on the...
Which Scare do you use?
That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler.
- Stop. Thank you. - But I didn't get to...
- 停 谢谢 - 但是我还没...
I'm a seven-year-old boy...
I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.
That "stuff" would've informed you
that this particular child is afraid of snakes.
So a roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry,
alerting his parents, exposing the monster world,
destroying life as we know it,
and of course we can't have that.
So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue
in the Scaring program. Good day.
Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
等等 你说什么? 但我可是苏利文家族的
Well then, I'm sure your family
will be very disappointed.
And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something
that cannot be taught.
You're not scary.
You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.
Please. Let me try the simulator. I'll surprise you.
拜托了 让我演示一下吧 我会给你一个惊喜的
Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
I hope everyone had a pleasant break.
Some say that a career as a scream-can designer is boring,
unchallenging, a waste of a monster's potential.
Open your textbooks to chapter three.
We will now plunge into the rich history
of scream-can design.
Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!
借过! 哦 抱歉 哈哈!
Welcome to this year's Greek Scare Games kickoff.
The Scare Game! Yeah!
We have a special guest, the founder of the games,
As a student, I created these games
as a friendly competition,
To take home the trophy,
you must be the most fearsome monsters on campus.
So good luck, and may the best monsters win.
We're closing down sign-up, so we'll see you all...
Uh... you have to be in a fraternity to compete.
Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games,
the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!
Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.
If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer
in the whole school.
That won't happen.
How about a little wager?
If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program.
And what would that prove?
That you were wrong.
If you win, I will let your entire team
into the Scare program.
you will leave Monsters University.
Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.
We need six guys, right?
We count bodies, not heads. That dude counts as one.
我们算的是身体 不是头 那个家伙只能算一个人
Anybody else want to join our team? Anyone at all?
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
不好意思 很抱歉 我迟到了
- Can I squeeze by you? - Randy!
- 可以让我过去吗? - 兰迪!
Randy, thank goodness. I need you on my team.
兰迪 谢天谢地你来了 你一定要加入我们
Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.
I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.
Don't blow this for me.
Oh! Where did he go?
I need one more monster. Just one more!
Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
We have to move on. Your team doesn't qualify.
The star player has just arrived.
No way! Someone else! Please! Anyone else.
没门! 其他人! 拜托! 谁都行
We're shutting down sign-ups, okay? Is he on your team or not?
Come on! Let's go!
Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
好吧! 是的 他和我们一个队
All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
好了 华斯基 有什么计划吗?
This is a fraternity house?
Hey there, teammates! Come on aboard!
嗨 队友们! 快请进!
As the president of Oozma Kappa,
it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.
We call this room "Party Central."
Technically, we haven't actually had a party here yet.
But when we do, we'll be ready!
The hot cocoa train is coming through! Whoa!
Next stop... You!
I would like to start us off first by...
So, you guys are Scaring majors?
We were! None of us lasted very long.
I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for.
Don Carlton, mature student.
Thirty years in the textile industry
and then old dandy Don got downsized.
Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
or go back to school and learn the computers.
Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...
And I'm Terri with an "I"! I'm a dance major!
Five, six, seven, eight!
五 六 七 八!
Seven, eight, turn! And... Why didn't you turn?
七 八 转! 你... 你怎么不转?
Because we never agreed to do this!
You said this was going to be cool!
No one said this was gonna be cool.
- Now I'm embarrassed. - Now you're embarrassed?
- 害我难堪! - 害你难堪?
Yes, because it's in front of people!
You should wake up embarrassed.
I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
Excited to live with you and laugh with you,
Thought you might like to keep a dream journal.
- Guess that leaves me. - Ah!
- 我猜就剩下我了 - 啊!
My name's Scott Squibbles.
My friends call me Squishy.
I'm undeclared, unattached,
and unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.
Now that we've all been introduced, as captain of our team...
So, basically, you guys have no Scaring experience?
Not a lot! But now we've got you!
You're about the scariest fella I've ever seen.
Even with them pink polka dots.
Actually, I think I bring the whole package.
Your hands are as big as my face!
He's like a mountain with fur!
Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
Yeah, me neither. I don't want to get too big.
是啊 我也不健身 我不想变得太壮
We thought our dreams were over, but Mike said if we win,
they're letting us in the Scaring program.
We're going to be real Scarers!
- The best! - You betcha!
- 成为最好的! - 一定是!
And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas.
Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?
呃... 很好! 我们要住一个房间?
We'll let you guys get settled.
Anything you need, you just give a big holler-oonie!
Okay, thanks, buddy. Are you kidding me?
好的 谢谢你 伙计 开什么玩笑?
Look, they don't need to be good.
I'm going to carry the whole team.
Really? And who's going to carry you?
Hey, if you want to go back to can design,
you know where the door is.
Do you pledge your souls
to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
- Ow! - Do you swear to
- 啊! - 你们可以发誓
all that you learn here?
No matter how horrifying?
Will you take the sacred oath of the...
For crying out loud. Sweetie!
Turn the lights on while you're down here!
You're going to ruin your eyes!
Mom! We're doing an initiation!
Oh, scary. Well, carry on.
可真吓人 好吧 你们继续
Just pretend I'm not here.
This is my mom's house.
Do you promise to look out for your brothers...
no matter what the peril?
Will you defend Oozma Kappa no matter how dangerous,
no matter how insurmountable the odds may be,
from evils both great and small,
in the face of unending pain and...
Oh, forget it! You're in.
Look, we know we're no one's first choice
for a fraternity,
so it means a lot to have you here with us.
Can't wait to start Scaring with you, brothers.
Time for a celebration! Yeah!
Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,
because we're building a fort!
Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
Mmm, I know you're a princess and I'm just a stable boy.
Mom! What are you doing?
Your grubby paw was in my bed!
Were you kissing my hand?
No. And what about you with all your shedding?
- I don't shed. - Really.
- 我不掉毛 - 是吗
- Excuse me. - I just want to get my stuff.
- 让一下 - 我要拿东西
Would you just... Oh, hey. Come on!
你就不能... 喂 闪开!
let me get my stuff!
First morning in the house.
That's going in the album!
Guys! We got a letter!
We never get mail.
Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.
哦! 不好意思 粘住了
Would you... give me that!
Tentacles. They're sticky.
It's the first event of the Scare Games.
"A child's room is where you scare,
but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
Wait a minute. Where do they want us to meet?
Of all the sewers on campus, this one has always been my favorite.
Art, you've been here before?
I have a life outside of the house, you know.
Welcome to your worst nightmare,
Scare Games! Scare Games!
Yes! Yes, I love it!
是的! 是的 我喜欢!
I love this energy!
Okay. Okay, everybody.
Let's hear it for the frats and sororities
competing in this year's games...
Slugma Slugma Kappa!
And finally, Oozma Kappa.
Let's begin the first competition,
the Toxicity Challenge!
Human children are toxic!
And anything they touch is toxic.
We don't have any human toys,
but thanks to MU's biology department,
we found a close second,
the stinging glow urchin!
you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!
I want to touch it.
And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.
Yeah, I want to touch them.
This is the starting line.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.
- Mike - What is it?
- 麦克 - 什么事?
Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
- Don't worry, Smoothie. - Squishy!
- 别担心 斯慕仔 - 我叫斯奎仔!
Squishy. We're not going to lose,
because we have everything we need to win right here.
No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.
不是! 是我 我会为我们赢得比赛
All right, all right. That's very cute.
好了 好了 这么说真是可爱
It's an obstacle course. What are you going to do? Roar at it?
这是个障碍赛 你要怎么做? 朝它喊吗?
I can get through faster than you, little guy.
Take your place at the starting line!
This is all about teamwork.
Everybody, stick together.
I'm going to beat you over that finish line.
Get ready to eat my dust.
Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
Attention, teams. One last thing.
Scarers work in the dark.
- I want to go home! - On your marks...
- 我想回家! - 各就各位...
Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.
嗨 姑娘们 祝你们好运
Thanks! We're going to rip you to pieces!
I'm going to touch them!
Uh, guys! We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
伙计们! 我们有点落后了! 伙计们!
Cheese and crackers!
Son of a moustache!
Salisbury steak, that hurts!
Is that as fast as you can go?
Just getting started! What the...
That's got to hurt!
Don't worry, we'll be fi...
Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
啊! 啊 啊...
Roar Omega Roar wins!
Take that, Wazowski!
Are you delirious? I beat you!
Get your eye checked!
Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!
Hey! Second place ain't bad.
Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
Third place, EEKs!
- Fourth place, PNKs! - No.
- 第四名 派芳姐妹会! - 不是吧
Fifth place, HSS!
I can't feel my anything.
Oh... shocker! Oozma Kappa has been eliminated!
哦... 真令人震惊! 伍兹玛兄弟会被淘汰了!
Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
It would have taken a miracle for you to...
Attention, everyone. We have an announcement.
Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!
Your luck will run out, eventually.
This is going to be harder than I thought.
Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
好! 听着 兄弟们
Now, we're going to have to start winning these things together,
so that means I'm going to need
each of you guys to pull your own weight.
- Mike? - What is it?
- 麦克? - 怎么啦?
We've made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.
In high school, I was the master of the silent scare.
I could sneak up on a field mouse in a pillow factory.
Sorry! They get stickier when I'm sweaty.
Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic.
It's all about misdirection.
I have an extra toe.
Not with me, of course.
Guys, one slip-up on the next event, and we're goners.
伙计们 下一轮再出错 我们就没戏了
So for this to work,
I'm gonna need you to take every instinct you have
and bury it deep, deep down.
From now on, we are of one mind.
I will tell you exactly what to do, and how to do it.
- Okay, Mike. - Seems about right.
- 没问题 麦克 - 说得貌似挺对
All right. Give me scary steps.
Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!
You're wasting your time. We need a new team.
We can't just "get a new team"!
I checked this morning. It's against the rules.
What if we disguised a new team to look like the old team?
Oh, no, no. We are not cheating.
噢 不行 不行 我们不能作弊
It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,
这不算作弊 你懂的 我只是
leveling the playing field.
Okay, so it's kind of cheating, but what do you want me to do?
好吧 这就是作弊 但你想让我怎么做啊?
They're not exactly the scariest group in the world.
Oh, a ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!
我抓到只瓢虫! 快许个愿! 许个愿!
This is not going to work.
Where are you going? We're training.
That's not enough. You're all over the place.
You're charging ahead when you...
You tell them what to do but not me.
Ah! Boy, we need to get you a bell.
Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming, they'll call Mom or Dad,
听好了 "如果小孩听到你来了 他们会叫妈妈或爸爸
then you'd better run fast or things will get bad."
In the next event, if even one of us gets caught,
So remember, do exactly what I do.
We are at the halfway point of the second event,
and things are getting interesting.
Only two teams left.
Who will make it out with their flag,
and who will be eliminated?
In the real scare, you do not want to get caught by a kid's parent.
And in this event, you do not want to get caught by
What's so scary about a little old librarian?
- Faster. - Slow and steady.
- 走快点 - 要慢而稳
- Slow and steady. - Slow and steady.
- 慢而稳 - 慢而稳
- Sullivan! - Sullivan!
- 苏利文! - 苏利文!
- Sullivan! - Sullivan!
- 苏利文! - 苏利文!
Five, six, seven, eight!
五 六 七 八!
- Is that legal? - You better believe it, mop top!
- 这不算违规吗? - 当然不算 拖把头!
The only rule is don't get caught.
- Ooh! - Hey! Over here!
- 噢! - 嘿! 在这里!
Come and get me! Come and get me! Whoo-hoo!
过来抓我啊! 过来抓我啊! 呜呼!
Guys, what are you doing?
They said don't let her catch you.
But they didn't say how!
Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!
快跑! 快跑! 快跑! 快啊!
No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!
谁说的 我们失败了 我们忘了旗子!
- Way to go, Squishy! - Way to go, Squishy!
- 好样的 斯奎仔! - 干得好 斯奎仔!
The EEKs have been eliminated,
and Oozma Kappa live to scare another day!
We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!
伍兹玛兄弟会! 我们最棒! 我们最棒!
I've never felt so alive!
Okay, look. That wasn't real scaring.
够了 听着 那根本不是真正的惊吓
It was better than what you did.
You should've stuck to my strategy.
Talk to me when we start the real scaring.
Hey! You guys going to the party?
Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.
- We don't get invited to... - Party?
- 我们一般不会被邀请到... - 什么派对?
The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.
It's for the top Scare Teams.
You are one of us, right?
Did you hear that? I can't believe it!
- Uh-uh. Bad idea. - This is great.
- 呃 坏主意 - 这太棒了
They're finally seeing us as real Scarers. We're going!
Do young people still dance?
Because my moves are a little rusty.
Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.
We can't go in there without some scented candles.
Calm down. We earned this.
What if there's a lull in the conversation?
I never know what to... you know...
How are you so good at this?
You just took on an angry 50-foot librarian,
and you're afraid of a little party?
Take a deep breath...
It's Oozma Kappa!
These guys are crazy!
What you did today was insane!
Oozma Kappa, tonight we party like Scarers!
I've never stayed up this late in my life!
Hey, quiet! Quiet!
嘿 大家安静! 安静!
Quiet down, you can-wranglers.
All right. On behalf of the RORs,
we'd like to congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.
All right, let's hear it for the PNKs!
I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!
我喜欢这把戏! 百看不厌! 接下来是埃塔嘶嘶姐妹会!
And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games,
Now, I got to admit, fellas,
I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
But, boy, was I wrong.
但是 天啊 我实在大错特错
Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!
The most adorable monsters on campus.
Release the stuffed animals.
Don't worry. Nobody reads the school paper.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.
Thank you very much.
Okay. Would you like that with two sleeves or four?
Thanks. Tell your friends.
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Raising a little money for charity.
Yeah? Well, stop it.
是吗? 够了 都给我停
You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.
This guy hates charity!
I want you to stop making us look like fools.
Hey, you're making yourselves look like fools.
Let's be honest, boys.
You're never going to be real Scarers,
because real Scarers look like us.
But, hey, if you really want to work for a Scare company
嘿 但但是 嘿 如果你真的想要给惊吓公司工作的话
they're always hiring in the mailroom.
Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second. Don't listen to him.
嘿 嘿 嘿! 等等 不要听他的
We just need to keep trying.
No, you need to stop trying!
You can train monsters like this all you want,
but you can't change who they are.
we appreciate everything you've done, but he's right.
No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them.
for other things.
Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
We're going on a little field trip.
My tentacle fell asleep.
- Thanks, Mom. - Have fun, kids!
- 谢谢你 妈 - 玩得开心点 孩子们!
I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
Hey, uh, where are we?
嘿 呃 我们在哪啊?
The big leagues.
This is amazing, Mike.
We're not stopping here.
This is crazy. We're going to get arrested!
All Scare Floors now active.
West coast coming online. Scarers coming out.
They're going into the human world,
and they don't even look scared!
Take a good look, fellas.
See what they all have in common?
Uh... no, not really.
Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.
The best Scarers use their differences to their advantage.
Look at that old fella racking up the big numbers!
Don, that old fella is Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
What? Where? That's really him?
什么? 在哪? 真的是他吗?
He held the Scare Record for three years!
Oh! Third door from the end!
Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
Look! It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
- I still have his rookie card. - Me, too!
- 我现在还有他新人时的卡片呢 - 我也有!
Doesn't have the speed anymore, but his
- technique is flawless. - Technique is flawless.
- 技术毫无缺陷 - 技术毫无缺陷
You collected Scare Cards, huh?
Yep. 450 of them.
Impressive. I have 6,000 still in mint condition,
but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.
Hey, look at me! I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
嘿 看我! 我是"恐怖者"厄尔·汤普森!
That's a pretty good one, Squish.
I've been a real jerk.
But it's not too late.
We could be a great team.
We just need to start working together.
What are you doing up there?
I can't go back to jail!
They're right behind us!
Up there! Get them!
- Thanks, brother! - Don't mention it.
- 谢了 哥们! - 别客气
I'm fine, really! It's just a little heart attack.
Aw... I want a piece of that action!
Mom! Start the car!
- What? - Start the car!
- 啥? - 发动汽车!
The car! Start the car!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
- Mom, go! - Seatbelts.
- 快开车 妈! - 系好安全带
Does anyone want gum?
Okay. Here we go!
Oh, yeah! Let's break in somewhere else!
Scary feet, scary feet... The kid is in the bathroom!
Scary feet, scary feet... Oh, he's back!
恐吓脚步... 哦 他回来了!
Do I hear thirty-nine?
Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa, you're looking good.
真棒! 好了 这位兄弟你真厉害
"To frighten a child is the point of a scare.
If you frighten a teen, then scarer beware."
Okay, scare the little kid.
Avoid the teenager!
No one understands me!
But, Daddy, I love him!
First place, Roar Omega Roar!
Second place, Oozma Kappa!
Third place, HSS.
"Someone is coming, this could ruin your night."
Stay hidden, take cover, and stay out of sight!"
You got 10 seconds. Go!
Kiosk! Pile of leaves! Standing out in the open.
报亭! 躲在树叶里! 站在空地上
And there should be one more.
Oh! Not too shabby, Don!
哦! 真不错 唐!
Thanks! I cannot get down.
Angry poodle. Jazz clown.
That's what I'm talking about!
Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
嘿 不走运啊 克里斯·克林格
We're down to two remaining team,
Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!
Which leads us to the final event!
"Every one of your skills will be put to the test.
The Scare Simulator will prove who's the best!"
Tomorrow night you finally get to scare
in front of the whole school!
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
After you lose, no one will remember you.
Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.
或许吧 不过要是你们输了 大家可不会让你们忘了耻辱的
Oh, boy. That is a good point.
Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
嘿 奥兹玛兄弟会 你们太棒了!
You've got to teach us your moves.
Well, then you're gonna want to talk to this guy.
Oh... Sure, I can teach you.
哦... 好吧 我来教你们
All right. You want to hide behind the chair?
You have to become the chair.
Thanks for coming, Dean.
If we get back into the Scaring program,
I hope there's no hard feelings.
Tomorrow, each of you must prove
that you are undeniably scary.
And I know for a fact that one of you is not.
No. He works harder than anyone.
Do you think he's scary?
He's the heart and soul of the team!
Do you think he's scary?
We're going to win this thing tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
We'll finally have our lives back on track.
You know, you've given me a lot of really great tips.
I'd love to return the favor sometime.
Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.
- We're doing this now? - Okay.
- 现在就来? - 嗯
You've memorized every textbook,
every Scare Theory, and that is great.
But now it's time to forget all that.
Just reach deep down and let the scary out!
Exactly. Go wild.
I don't know. I've kind of got my own technique.
Good, but bigger!
Nope. You're thinking again.
Let the animal out!
Come on! Dig deep!
Boys! It's a school night!
So, how was that?
- Up top. - Ha-ha!
- 太赞了 - 哈哈!
You know, it did feel different!
I feel like it's all coming together.
Yup, this time tomorrow the whole school is finally going to see
what Mike Wazowski can do.
# Monsters University #
# 怪兽大学 #
# We give our heart to you #
# 我们爱你 #
# Wherever children are dreaming #
# 无论孩子们的梦境多么缤纷 #
# We'll bring them nightmares, too #
# 我们都会让他们走入噩梦 #
# Oh, Monsters University #
# 哦 怪兽大学 #
# Alma Mater hail to you #
# 我们伟大的母校 #
Welcome to the final competition
of the Scare Games.
Whoo! Yeah! All right!
哇! 耶! 太棒了!
It's time to see how terrifying
in the Scare Simulators!
Each Simulated Scare has been set
to the highest difficulty level.
First Scarers to the starting line.
Okay, just like we planned. I'll go first. Then, Don...
好了 就是我们计划好的 我第一个 然后唐...
Hold on. Mike's the one who started all this
and I think it's only right if he's the one who finishes it.
I think you should go last.
Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!
是啊 麦克 完美一击吧!
All right. Don, you okay going first?
那好 唐 你可以第一个上吗?
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
I'm gonna do it. I'm going to beat this guy.
Hey, Bruiser! You take it easy on grandpa.
嘿 布鲁瑟! 别太欺负老爷爷
Unleash the beast, Don!
Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.
Next group to the starting line.
- Yes! - Yeah!
- 耶斯! - 耶!
- Come on, Art. - Come on, buddy.
- 加油 亚特 - 加油 伙计
Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
You got this, Sull.
And it's all tied up!
Ah! Tough break for the RORs.
- Huh? - Hearts?
- 怎么了? - 变成桃心?
Way to go, Boggs!
That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan.
Worthington and Wazowski, to the starting line.
Don't worry about Hardscrabble.
Don't worry about anyone else.
Just go out there and show them what Mike Wazowski can do.
Don't take the loss too hard.
You never belonged here anyway.
Amazing performance by Worthington!
Johnny, you're my hero!
The Oozmas will need a record-breaking
Scare to win this.
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
- No one will remember you. - You're not scary.
- 没人会记得你 - 你一点也不吓人
Come on! Dig deep!
We're in the Scare program! Yeah!
Come here, you son of a gun!
Oh! A little stuck.
Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.
Way to go, Oozma Kappa!
- Thank you! - Thanks a lot.
- 谢谢! - 非常感谢
I have never ruled before.
You guys killed it out there!
Come on, let's go, you maniac! We're celebrating.
走吧 小疯子! 我们去庆祝吧
I can't believe it.
I'm going to be a Scarer!
You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
听到了吗? 乖乖睡觉吧 孩子
You haven't seen the last of Mike Wazowski. Boo!
I knew I was scary. I didn't know I was that scary.
Yeah, we're so scary I guess we broke it.
是啊 我们太吓人了 可能把装置震坏了
It's been tampered with.
Uh, I don't think you should be messing with that.
Why are my settings different?
Mike, we should leave.
- Did you do this? - Mike.
- 是你干的吗? - 麦克
Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
Why? Why did you do this?
You know, just in case.
You don't think I'm scary.
You said you believed in me.
But you're just like Hardscrabble.
You're just like everyone else!
Look, you'll get better and better...
I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!
- I just wanted to help. - No.
- 我只是想帮你 - 不
You just wanted to help yourself.
Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?
So your calculations were a little off.
That door took me all semester.
It's too dangerous. The professor's just going to shred it.
There he is, the big guy.
The first of many trophies, I am sure.
I look forward to having you back in class.
Hey, there he is!
Looks like I was wrong about you.
You're one of us after all.
Way to go, Sulley! Welcome back, broham!
干得好 小苏! 欢迎回来 伙计!
You are one of us now, okay?
Anytime you want to come hang out
and do whatever, you got a crew.
You're a ROR, buddy!
Where are you going?
My team had nothing to do with it.
It was all me. I cheated.
I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
You're a disgrace to this university
and your family name.
Someone broke into the door lab!
Open the door! Don't go in there!
I'm so tired. What's going on?
It's the middle of the night.
A little funny green guy.
I want to touch it! It's so cute!
No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive.
You don't think that could be...
But he could die out there!
James, wait! We can help.
詹姆斯 等等! 我们能帮忙
Leave it to the old master of sales.
We got a call in, but that's the best we can do.
Don Carlton, sales. Folks, today is your lucky day.
唐·卡尔顿 伙计们 今天是你们的幸运日
How many times have you asked yourself the following question...
- Arrest him. - Pardon?
- 逮捕他 - 什么?
Spread them, pops!
- Do you mind? - Don't move!
- 能不能别这样? - 不许动!
Sullivan! Don't go in there!
The kids said they saw something in the cabin.
They're calling it an alien.
I saw a little green guy!
What's the problem, ma'am?
Bear! A bear in the camp!
Call this in to headquarters.
Down this way. All right?
I heard something over here!
Come on, buddy. Let's get you out of here.
快点 伙计 我们得离开这里
This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
You were right. They weren't scared of me.
I did everything right.
I wanted it more than anyone.
And I thought... I thought if I wanted it enough,
I can tell everybody that Mike Wazowski is something special.
Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
听着 麦克 我明白你的感受
Don't do that! Please, don't do that!
别说了! 拜托 别说了!
You do not know how I feel.
Monsters like you have everything. You don't have to be good.
You can mess up over and over again
- and the whole world loves you. - Mike...
- 可所有人还是爱你 - 麦克...
You'll never know what it's like to fail
because you were born a Sullivan!
Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.
I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
The one who got kicked out of the program,
the one who was so afraid to let everyone down
Mike, I'll never know how you feel,
but you're not the only failure here.
I act scary, Mike, but most of the time
我看起来很吓人 麦克 但绝大多数时间里
How come you never told me that before?
we weren't friends before.
I heard something here!
They're still in there!
Until the authorities arrive, this door stays off!
No! You can't do that! No!
不! 你不能这么做! 不!
Enough! I want this room cleared now!
You can't do this!
We got to get out of here!
- Let them come. - What?
- 让他们进来 - 什么?
If we scare them, I mean really scare them,
如果我们能吓到他们 我是说 吓坏他们
we could generate enough scream
to power the door from this side!
What are you talking about?
I have read every book about Scaring ever written.
They're adults. I can't do this.
Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
- Now what? - Phase two.
- 接下来呢? - 第二步
- Mike, I can't. - Yes, you can.
- 麦克 我不行 - 你行的
Stop being a Sullivan and start being you.
Assistance on the north side.
Repeat, we need assistance on the north side.
Ranger, answer me, what's your 20?
We need assistance on the north side. We have a...
Look! What was it?
How did you do this?
Move, move, move! This is a 54-23 in progress.
行动 行动 行动! 这是第54-23号任务
All right, everybody, clear out.
Secure the perimeter.
No child breach. Repeat, no child breach.
没有儿童出逃 重复 没有儿童出逃
You ruined our doors!
I've been working on my door all semester!
Let's go, you two.
We are so glad you're safe.
Hey, wait! What's gonna happen to them?
嘿 等等! 他们会怎么样?
That's for the university president to decide.
But you can be sure we'll be watching these two.
Yeah, we really messed it up.
So, you're leaving?
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
是的 伙计 我们得走了
I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program
抱歉 各位 要不是因为我们
right now if it wasn't for us.
Well, it is the gosh-darnedest thing.
Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare program.
She was impressed with our performance in the games.
She invited us to join next semester!
And that's not the only piece of good news.
Sherrie and I are engaged!
Oh. Who is Sherrie?
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
Come here. Give me some sugar.
Ugh! So uncomfortable.
Oh, come on, Scott.
I don't want you to think of me as your new dad.
After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
Just think of me as your big brother
that's marrying your mother.
We're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.
我们是共享了妈妈 斜杠 老婆的兄弟
Well, I guess we should be going now.
Promise me you'll keep in touch.
You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met.
Don't let anyone tell you different.
You know, for the first time in my life, I don't really have a plan.
You're the great Mike Wazowski. You'll come up with something.
I think it's time I leave the greatness to other monsters.
I'm okay just being okay.
Whoa! Stop the bus!
I don't know a single Scarer who can do what you do.
I know, everyone sees us together,
they think I'm the one running the show, but the truth is,
I've been riding your coattails since day one!
You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
You took a hopeless team and made them champions.
All I did was catch a pig!
Technically, I caught the pig.
Exactly! And you think you're just okay?
You pulled off the biggest Scare this school has ever seen!
That wasn't me! That was you!
You think I could have done that without you?
I didn't even bring a pencil on the first day of school.
Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.
麦克 你不吓人 一点也不
But you are fearless.
And if Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just...
Careful, Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.
注意点 苏利文先生 我才刚对你有所改观呢
it seems you made the front page again.
The two of you did something together
that no one has ever done before.
You surprised me.
Perhaps I should keep an eye out for more surprises
like you in my program.
But as far as the two of you are concerned
there is nothing I can do for you now.
Except, perhaps, wish you luck.
And, Mr. Wazowski, keep surprising people.
You know, there is still one way
we can work at a Scare company.
They're always hiring in the mailroom.
This is better than I ever imagined!
I bet we break the all-time record in our first year.
Mike, we're mail guys.
I know. I'm talking about the record for letters delivered!
All right, newbies, quit goofing around.
好了 新人 别瞎闹了
I'll have you know tampering with the mail is a crime
- punishable by banishment! - Yes, sir.
- 也要被炒鱿鱼! - 好的 先生
We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.
The team of Wazowski and Sullivan
are going to change the world starting today!
- Scream! - Scream!
- 啊呀! - 啊呀!
Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
Good luck, Mike!
You coming, Coach?
You better believe it.
I made it! My first day of class!
Uh, the school year's over, son. You missed it.
呃 学年结束了 孩子 你错过了