Wo de zing shi sheldon.
Wo de ming zi shi sheldon.
Wo de ming zi shi sheldon.
That's what you did.
I assumed, as in a number of languages,
That the gesture was part of the phrase.
How am I supposed to know that? as the teacher, it's your obligation
我又怎么知道? 作为老师 你有义务
To separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter.
You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn mandarin.
-why? -once you're fluent,
You'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
You just called leonard a syphilitic donkey.
I'm only as good as my teacher.
Why are you learning chinese?
I believe the szechuan palace has been passing off
Orange chicken as tangerine chicken and I intend to confront them.
If I were you, I'd be more concerned
About what they are passing off as chicken.
-i need to use your window. -sure, go ahead.
Hey, jerk face, you forgot your ipod!
-what's going on? -i'll tell you what's going on.
That stupid self-centered bastar wrote about our sex life in his blog.
Drop dead, you stupid self-centered bastard!
Okay, where were we?
Not now, I have a blog to find.
By aBu 201705
天才也性感 第一季 第17集 (本季完)
Penny, are you okay?
I'm fine, leonard. just go away!
我很好 里奥纳德 你走吧
I understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful...
-go away! -okay, feel better! bye!
-给我走! -好吧 开心点 再见
She doesn't want to talk.
Not surprising. penny's emotional response is originated
In the primitive portion of the brain, known as the amygdala.
While speech is centered in the
Much more recently developed neo-cortex.
The former can easily overpower the latter,
Giving scientific credence to
The notion of being "rendered speechless."
Or maybe she just doesn't want to talk.
Look, I found an ipod!
It's smashed beyond repair. what are you gonna do with it?
What else? sell it on ebay as "slightly used."
It was penny's boyfriend's, they broke up.
Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship
On his blog which I cannot find anywhere.
I'm gonna go back and try talking to her again.
Good idea, sit with her.
Hold her, comfort her.
And if the moment feels right,
See if you can cop a feel.
I'm not going to do that, howard.
I'm not aware of a new social
Convention that requires you to intervene at all.
What about damsel in distress?
Twelfth century code of chivalry? not exactly current.
You'd also have to be knighted for that to apply.
I don't care. she's upset, I'm going over there.
我才不管 她很难过 我要过去
Remember to sit on your hands a bit, so they're warm.
I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.
So you're saying, if in the depths of despair,
She throws herself at you and demands you take her,
Right there, right now, you'll just walk away?
I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend.
Listen, I know you said you didn't want to talk...
-i don't. -sorry.
-wait! -wait? did you say "wait"?
-等等 -等等? 你说"等等"?
Am I just an idiot who picks giant losers?
So I pick good guys but turn them into losers.
It's gotta be one or the other. which is it?
I'm sorry, what were the choices again?
I really thought mike was different.
I thought he was...
Sensitive and smart,
I mean, not you smart, normal non-freaky smart.
And then he just goes and has to humiliate me
By writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it.
I tell you, it's not all that easy to find.
Really? my friends at work found it, my sister found it.
真的? 跟我要好的同事看到了 我姐姐看到了
Judging by my email, a number of prisoners
At the michigan state penitentiary found it.
What exactly did this guy write?
Not that I need to know the details of your sex life. I just thought...
You might as well read it. everybody else has. go ahead.
你可以去看 所有人都看了 去吧
Oh, god, I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed!
I just want to crawl into a hole and die!
Okay. well, you know, this isn't that bad.
It just paints the picture
Of a very affectionate woman,
Who's open to expressing her affection
In non-traditional locales.
Is this "subway" the transportation system
Or subway the sandwich shop?
Doesn't that violate the health code?
No, at the sub shop we were only making out.
But my point is that
You have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed.
Really? do you think I overreacted?
-maybe a little. -because I do that. I do overreact.
-可能有一点 -我确实经常这样 我是个容易过激的人
Maybe I should call mike and apologize.
That would be under-reacting.
He did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom.
And in your case, the elevator, parks and fast food franchise.
在你的橱里 电梯 公园 还有在快餐店
You're right. I should just say "i am done with him."
Yes, you should. go ahead, say it.
对 你就该这么说 说吧
But I never gave the man a chance to explain.
What is there to explain?
It's all right here.
No, you were right the first time.
This is a man who loves me, but in his own stupid way,
Which is trying to sw w people how he feels.
I'm pretty sure I never said that.
No, you did better than that.
You helped me see it on my own.
Where are you going?
I'm going over to mike's.
Leonard, thank you so much.
Huh, maybe I am her gay friend.
Howard, I'm going to nd d another mandarin lesson.
I obviously didn't make
My point with those people.
For god's sake, sheldon,
If you don't like the ngngerine chicken,
Don't order the tangerine chicken.
I like tangerine chicken,
I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.
Can we please change the subject?
Ll us again how you screwed up
And got penny back together witherer old boyfriend.
Just roll the dice.
"enslaved by warlocks.
Stay here until you roll two, four or six."
只有掷出二 四 六才可以离开"
She was mad at him!
She was done with him!
E e relationship was broken beyond repair,
And I walked over there, and I fixed it.
Boy, that story gets better every time you hear ..
Actually, I thought the first two renditions
Were far more compelling.
Previously, I felt sympathy for the leonard character,
Now I just find him to be whiny and annoying.
Eat your tangerine chicken.
I'd love to, but I don' have tangerine chicken.
Thank you so much for your stupid advice!
You managed to screw up the screw-up.
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
It's not your fault.
Well, I went over to mike's to make up with him.
Yeah. no, I know that part.
是 不用说 我知道这部分
But he had already moved on.
Already? that was quick.
That's what I said to the woman
Who had her legs wrapped around his neck!
Oh, penny, I am so sorry.
How could he do that?!
Well, you know, you did throw an 80-gig ipod...
Yeah, no, how could he do that?
I swear to god I am done with guys like that.
You know, macho with the perfect body and the hair and the money.
那种身材好 发型帅 有钱的男人
Yeah, that must get old quick.
You know, just once
I would like to go out with someone
Who is nice and honest and who actually cares about me.
What about you what?
What about if you went out with me?
Are you asking me out?
I was just going off your comment about the nice guy...
No, I know, I got that. you know, and honest.
So, but... it's no big deal.
Yes, I will go out with you.
I mean, what do I have to lose?
Show me your citrus peels.
Gay wo k n ni de jud zi pee.
Show me your citrus peels.
Gay wo kan ni de jud zi pee.
Show me your... sheldon?
Ai yah!xia si wo le
Look, do you have a second?
A second what, pair of underwear?
I was just wondering if I could talk to you.
It's about leonard.
Why not koothrappali or wolowitz?
Well, raj can't talk to me unless he's drunk,
And wolowitz is, you know, disgusting.
而沃尔维茨 你知道的 他令人恶心
Yes, I suppose he is
All I'm saying is, you know leordrd the best.
I'm often surprised
By my lack of familiarity with leonard.
Just the other day I discovered
He not only has a loofah,
Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah?
I, myself, prefer to have my excess epithelial cells
Slough off naturally, but I d't condemn
Those who seek to accelerate the process.
...and until recently I had no idea
That despite his lactose intolerance,
He can tolerate small amounts of non-fat ice cream
Without producing a noxious gas that I maintain,
In the right concentration, could be weaponize
Leonard might come home.
Can we talk in my apartment?
We're already through the looking glass anyway.
Okay, so here's the thing...
I guess you're aware that leonard asked me out.
Well, he didn't actually say anything,
But when he came back to the apartment
He was doing a dance that brought to mind
The happy hippos in fantasia.
Anyhow, the thing I wanted to talk to you about
Is, you know, since leonard and I have become friends...
You want to sit down?
Oh, I wish it were that simple.
See, I don't spend much time here,
And so I've never really chosen a place to sit.
There are a number of options, and...
I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities,
Air flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight
To make an informed choice.
All right.why don't you just pick one at random
And if you don't like it you can sit somewhere else next time.
No, no. that's crazy.
不 不 那样太疯狂了
You go ahead and talk while I figure it out.
Um, here's the thing.
So I've known for a while now
That leonard has had
A little crush on me...
Well, I suppose so--in the same way menelaus
Had a "little crush" on helen of troy.
All right, yeah, I don't really know who they are, but...
好吧 我不知道这些人是谁 但...
Well, menelaus was the brother of agamemnon...
I don't care. I don't care. listen.
不用了 不用了 听着
Leonard isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.
Leonard isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with.
Would you be open to rotating the couch clockwise 30 degrees?
No. what I'm saying is
Leonard might be different in a good way.
Obviously, my usual choices have not worked out so well.
Your last one worked out well for koothrappali.
He got a free ipod.
On the other hand, if things don't go well with leonard,
I risk losing a really good friend.
I mean, I'm guessing he's not looking for a fling.
He's the kind of guy that gets into a relationship
For, I don't know, like you would say, light years.
我不知道 可能你会说 光年
I would not say that.
A light year is a unit of distance not time.
Thank you for the clarification.
See, people hear the word "year"
And they think duration.
"foot-pound" has the same problem--
That's a unit of work, not of weight.
It's common mistake.
Not the first one I've made today.
I think this will be my seat.
Sheldon, do you have anything to say
That has anything to do with, you know,
What I'm talking about?
Well, let's see...
We might cononsider schrodinger's cat.
Is that the woman in 2a?
No, that's mrs. grossinger.
And she doesn't have a cat, she has a mexican hairless.
Annoying little animal. yip, yip, yip, yip.
Sorry, you diverted me.
Anyway, in 1935, erwin schrodinger,
In an attempt to explain the copenhagen interpretation
Of quantum physics,
He proposed an experimen
Where a cat is placed in a box with a sealed vial of poison
That will break open at a random time.
Now, since no one knows when
Or if the poison has been released,
Until the box is opened,
The cat can be thought of as both alive and dead.
I'm sorry. I don't get the point.
Wellofof course you don't get it; I haven't made it yet.
You'd have to be psychic to get it,
And there's no such thing as "psychic."
Sheldon, what's the point?!
Just like schrodinger's cat,
Your potential relationship with leonard right now
Can be thought of as both good andadad.
It is only by opening the box
That you'll find out which it is.
Okay, so you're saying I should go out with leonard.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let me start again.
In 1935, erwin schrodinger...
Two seats right there.
Sheldon, I think I've made a mistake.
Unless you're planning on running a marathon,
Choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes
Is a starch-filled redundancy.
No, it's about penny.
A mistake involving penny.
Okay, you'll have to narrow it down.
I don't think I can go out with her tonight.
Other pelele would say "why not?"
Other people might be interested.
I'm going to talk anyway.
I assumed you would.
Now that I'm actually about to go out with penny,
I'm not excited--i'm nauseous.
Ah, then your meal choice is appropriate.
Starch absorbs fluid which reduces the amount of vomit
Available for violent expulsion.
Right. you also made
A common grammatical mistake.
You said "nauseous," when you meant "nauseated."
Sheldon, this date is probably my one chance with penny.
What happens if I blow it?
Well, if we accept your premise
And also accept the highly improbable assumption
That penny is the only woman in the world for you,
Then we can logically conclude that the result
Of blowing it would be that you end up
A lonely, bitter old man with no progeny.
你将会孤独 辛酸地终老 并且没有后代
The image of any number of evil lighthouse keepers
From scooby-doo cartoons comes to mind.
You're not helping.
All right, what respon on my part
Would bring this conversation to a speedy conclusion?
Tell me whether or not to go through with the date.
You sound surprised.
Ho-tsu shway zai li-toe.
Thank you. so do you.
I made an 8:00 reservation.
Okay, yeah, great.
Maybe we should talk first.
But before you say anything,
Have you ever heard of schrodinger's cat?
Actually, I've heard far too much about schrodinger's cat.
All right, the cat's alive.
Bee ti tsai nar! bee ti!
Xing gan jing bi ti hou quai zoui.
Zhe bu shi lui ding jiao ta che!
Crazy man. call the police!
Bu bie da gei tu shu guan.
Man niu zai wo chuang shang!
Hen duo hen duo man niu!