Here we go. pad thai,no peanuts.
给 泰国炒面 不加花生
But does it have peanut oil?
Everyone keep an eye on howard in case he starts to swell up.
Since it's not bee season,you can have my epinephrine.
-are there any chopsticks. -no need. this is thai food.
-有筷子吗 -不需要 这是泰国菜
Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.
Interestingly they don't put the fork in their mouth--
They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.
Ask him for a napkin. I dare you.
Do I look puffy? I feel puffy.
-嘿 里奥纳德 -嘿 潘妮
-am I interrupting? -no.
you're not swelling,howard.
Look at my fingers. they're like vienna sausages.
-sounds like you have company. -they're not going anywhere.
So,you're coming home from work. that's great. how was work?
你下班了 太好了 工作怎么样
You know,it's a cheesecake factory.
People order cheesecake and I bring it to them.
So you kind of act like a carbohydrate delivery system.
Yeah. call it whatever you want,I get minimum wage.
是 随便你怎么叫 反正拿的工资最低
I was wondering if you could help me out with something.
Great. I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow
and I may not be here,so...
-i'm sorry? -haven't you ever been told
How beautiful you are in flawless russian?
Yeah. I probably won't.
-嘿 谢尔顿 -嘿
Still not talking to me,huh?
Don't take it personally,it's his pathology.
He can't talk to women.
He can't talk to atractive woman,or in your case,
A cheesecake-scented goddess.
So there's gonna be some furniture delivered?
Yeah. If it gets here and I'm not here,could you sign
And have them put it in my apartment?
Great. here's my spare key. thank you.
太好了 这是备用钥匙 谢谢
If you don't have any other plans,do you want to join us
For thai food and a superman movie marathon?
A marathon? how many superman movies are there?
I do like the one where lois lane falls from the helicopter
And superman swooshes down and catches her. which one was that?
You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.
Yes,I know,men can't fly.
是的 我知道 人不能飞
No. let's assume that they can.
不 不 假设人能飞
Lois lane is falling,
Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second.
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel.
Miss lane,who is now traveling At approximately 120 miles an hour
Hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
Unless superman matches her speed and decelerates.
In what space,sir? she's two feet above the ground.
还有时间吗 先生 她离地面两尺高
Frankly,if he really loved her,he'd let her hit the pavement.
It'd be a more merciful death.
Excuse me,your entire argument is predicated on the assumption
That superman's flight is a feat of strength.
Are you listening to yourself? it is well established
That his flight is a feat of strength.
It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings,
An ability he derives from exposure to earth's yellow sun.
And how does he fly at night?
A combination of the moon's solar reflection
And the energy-storage capacity of kryptonian skin cells.
I'm just gonna go wash up.
I have 2,600 comic books in there. I challenge you
To find a single reference to kryptonian skin cells.
We're locked out.
Also,the pretty girl left.
By aBu 201705
天才也性感 第1季 第2集
ok.Her apartment's on the fourth floor but the elevator's broken,so...
You're just gonna be done? okay. cool. thanks
你就那么走了? 好的 谢谢
We'll just bring it up ourselves.
I hardly think so.
Well,we don't have a dolly,
Or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.
We don't need strength--we're physicists.
We are the intellectual descendants of archimedes.
Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the earth.
It's just a matter of... I don't have this.
只需要... 我弄不动 我弄不动
Archimedes would be so proud.
Do you have any ideas?
Yes,but they all involve a green lantern and a power ring.
Now we've got an inclined plane. the force required to lift
Is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs,
Call it 30 degrees,so,about half.
See,it's moving,this is easy.
看 动了 很简单
It's all in the math.
-what's your formula for the corner? -what?
Just come up here,help me pull and turn.
Ah,gravity,thou art a heartless bitch.
You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds
Of you having sexual congress with this woman.
Men do things for women without expecting sex.
Those would be men who just had sex.
I'm doing this to be a good neighbor.
In any case,there's no way it could lower the odds.
-almost there. -no,we're not.
-快到了 -没 还没有
-i'm sorry. -no,we're not!
没 还没有 没 还没有
Watch your fingers.
-you okay? -no,her...
-你还好吗 -不好 她...
Great caesar's ghost,look at this place.
So penny's a little messy.
The mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy.
Explain to me an organizational system
Where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid.
I'm just inferring this is a couch
Because the evidence suggests the coffee table
Is having a tiny garage sale.
Did it ever occur to you that not everyone has
The compulsive need to sort,organize and label
The entire world around them?
Hard as it may be for you to believe,
Most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber Content.
Excuse me,but I think we've both found that helpful at times.
-come on,we should go. -hang on.
-快点 该走了 -等等
-what are you doing? -i'm straightening up.
This is not your home.
This is not anyone's home. this is a swirling vortex of entropy.
这谁的家都不是 这是一团乱熵(熵越大 系统越无序)
When the transvestite lived here,you didn't care how he kept the place.
Because it was immaculate.
I mean,you opened that man's closet,
It was left to right evening gowns,
Cocktail dresses,then his police uniforms.
What were you doing in his closet?
I helped him run some cable for a web cam.
Hey guys. Hey penny
-好啊 两位 -好啊 潘妮
This just arrived,we just brought this up... just now.
家具到了 我们刚运上来 刚刚
Great. was it hard getting it up the stairs?
Well,we'll get out of your hair.
Okay,great. thank you again.
I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this.
I'm here for you.
What's he talking about?
-it's a joke. -i don't get it.
Yeah,he didn't tell it right.
You can't just break into a woman's apartment
In the middle of the night and clean.
I had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing
That just outside my bedroom was our living room,
And just outside our living room was that hallway,
And immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this.
Do you realize that if penny wakes up,
There is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.
I just gave you a reasonable explanation.
No,no,you gave me an explanation.
没 没 你只是给了个解释
Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.
Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers.
We have to get out of here.
You might want to speak in a lower register.
Evolution has made women sensitive
To high-pitched noises while they sleep
So that they'll be roused by a crying baby.
If you want to avoid waking her,
Speak in a lower register.
I accept your premise. now,please,let's go.
I'm not leaving until I'm done.
If you have time to lean,you have time to clean.
I have to say I slept splendidly.
Granted,not long,but just deeply and well.
I'm not surprised.
A well-known folk cure for insomnia
Is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.
Granted,my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox,
But I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement
-to penny's quality of life -you've convinced me.
Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.
-you don't think that crosses a line? -yes.
Do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
You have a sarcasm sign?
No,I do not have a sarcasm sign.
Do you want some cereal? I feel so good today,
I'm gonna choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf.
好啊 honey puffs
You sick geeky bastards!
How did she know it was us?
I may have left a suggested organizational schematic
For her bedroom closet.
God,this is gonna be bad.
Good-bye,honey puffs. hello,big bran.
再见 honey puffs 好啊 big bran
You came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping?!
Yes,but only to clean.
Really more to organize. you're not actually dirty,per se.
Give me back my key.
I'm very,very sorry.
Do you understand how creepy this is?
Oh,yes,we discussed it at length last night.
In my apartment,while I was sleeping?!
And snoring. and that's probably just a sinus infection.
But it could be sleep apnea.
You might want to see an otolaryngologist.
And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
Depending on the depth,
That's either a... proctologist
Or a general surgeon.
penny I think what you're feeling
Is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later
When you're feeling a little less... for lack of a better word--violated,
Maybe we can talk about this some more.
-stay away from me. -sure,that's another way to go.
-离我远点 -好的 那是另一个办法
Penny,penny! hold on
潘妮 潘妮 等等
Because there will be a discussion when you leave,
Is your objection solely to our presence
In the apartment while you were sleeping,
Or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm.
Well,that was a little non-responsive.
You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize.
That wasn't sarcasm?
Boy,you are all over the place this morning.
I have a master's and two ph.d.s,I should not have to do this.
I am truly sorry for what happened last night.
I take full responsibility.
And I hope that it won't color your opinion of leonard,
Who is not only a wonderful guy,but also,I hear,
A gentle and thorough lover.
I did what I could.
I don't know if you heard about what happened last night.
But I'm really upset about it.
I mean,they just... they let themselves into my place
And then they cleaned it. can you even believe that?
She's standing very close to me.
Oh,my,she does smell good.
What is that,vanilla?
You know,where I come from,
If someone comes into your house at night,you shoot. okay?
如果有人晚上闯入你的家 你可以开枪 知道吗
And you don't shoot to wound.
I mean,all right,my sister shot her husband,
But it was an accident,they were drunk.
Wait,what was I saying?
maybe my parents are right. Maybe I'd be better off with an indian girl.
We'd have the same cultural background
And my wife could sing to my children the same lullabies my mother sang
It's obvious that they meant well,but...
I'm having a really rough time. like i said I broke up with my boyfriend
i mean Just because most of the men I've known in my life happen to be jerks,
Doesn't mean I should just assume leonard and sheldon are.
She asked me a question. I should probably nod.
That's exactly what I thought.
Thank you for listening. you're a doll.
Grab a napkin,homie. you just got served.
拿张餐巾吧 兄弟 你刚被伺候了
It's fine.you win.
His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.
Hello. Sorry I'm late,
But I was in the hallway,chatting up penny.
Really? you,rajesh koothrappali,spoke to penny?
Actually,I was less the chatter than the chat-ee.
What did she say? is she still mad at me?
Well,she was upset at first,
But probably because her sister shot somebody.
But then there was something about you,
And then she hugged me.
She hugged you? how'd she hug you?
Is that her perfume I smell?
"penny,just as oppenheimer came to regret his contributions
"to the first atomic bomb,
"so too I regret my participation in what was,
"at the very least,an error in judgment.
"the hallmark of the great human experiment
"is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes.
"some mistakes,such as madam curie's discovery of radium,
"turned out to have great scientific potential,
"even though she would later die a slow,
Painful death "from radiation poisoning.
Another example,from the field of ebola research..."
-six two inch dowels. -check.
-one package phillips head screws. -check.
You guys,seriously,I grew up on a farm,okay?
I rebuilt a tractor engine when I was,like,12.
I think I can put together a cheap,swedish media center.
No,please. we insist. it's the least we can do,considering.
还是我们来 这是我们唯一能做的 鉴于...
How great this place looks?
-oh,boy. I was afraid of this. -what?
These instructions are a pictographic representation
Of the least imaginative way to assemble these components.
This,right here is why sweden has no space program.
Well,it looked pretty good in the store.
It is an inefficient design. for example,she has a flat screen tv,
Which means all the space behind it is wasted.
-we could put her stereo back there. -and control it how?
Run an infrared repeater.
Photo cell here,emitter here,easy-peasy.
光电管装这 接受器装这 小菜一碟
Good point.How are you gonna cool it?
-hey,guys,I got this. -hang on,penny.
-嘿 我知道怎么弄了 -等等 潘妮
How about fans? here and here.
用风扇怎么样 这里一个 这里一个
Also inefficient,and might be loud.
How about liquid coolant? maybe a little aquarium pump here,
Run some quarter-inch pvc...
Guys,this is actually really simple.
Hold on,honey. men at work.
等会 亲爱的 男人在干活
The pvc comes down here.
Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.
Yeah? show me where we put a drip tray,a sluice,
是吗 那怎么装水盘 水闸
And an overflow reservoir.
If water's involved,we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.
It's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes.
What about if we replace
Panels a,b and f and crossbar h with aircraft-grade aluminum?
嵌板A B F和横木H都换成航空铝
Right. then the entire thing is one heat sink.
You and sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up
6 square meters of scrap aluminum?
Raj and I will get the oxyacetylene torch.
-meet back here in an hour? -done.
Okay,this place does look pretty good.