Okay, if no one else will say it, I will.
We really suck at paintball.
That was absolutely humiliating.
Oh, come on. Some battles you win, some battles you lose.
Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's bar mitzvah party.
I think we have to acknowledge,
those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews.
No,we were annihilated by our own incompetence
and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.
Sheldon,let it go!
No,I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the ck.
I shot you for good reason.
You were leading us into disaster.
I was giving clear,concise orders.
You hid behind a tree yelling,"Get the kid in the yarmulke!
Get the kid in the yarmulke!"
-Oh,hey,Penny. Hello. -Morning,ma'am.
- 嗨 Penny - 早上好 女士
So,how was paintball?Did you have fun?
Sure,if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun.
You clear space on your calendar--there will be an inquiry.
Um,hey,I'm having a party on Saturday,
so if you guys are around,you should come on by.
-A party? -Yeah.
- 派对? - 是啊
A... "boy-girl" party?
Well,there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party,so...
呃...有男生 有女生 而且是场派对
It'll just be a bunch of my friends.
We'll have some beer,do a little dancing.
Yeah,I don't know,Penny...
嗯 我不能确定 Penny...
The thing is,we're not...
-No,we're really more of a... -No.
- 我们更适合... - 不行
But thanks.Thanks for thinking of us.
Are you sure? Come on,it's Halloween.
确信吗? 来嘛 万圣节哦
A Halloween party?
As in... costumes?
Yes,but are the costumes random,or genre-specific?
As usual,I'm not following.
He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction,fantasy...
他是想问 能不能穿成科幻人物 ...
-Sure. -What about comic books?
- 当然 - 漫画里的人呢?
- 当然 - 动漫?
-Of course. -TV,film,
- 当然了 - 电视 电影
D- and-D,manga,Greek gods,Roman gods,Norse gods--
日本漫画 希腊神话 罗马神话 北欧神话
Anything you want! Okay?
Any costume you want.
Gentlemen,to the sewing machines.
By aBu 201705
天才也性感 第一季 第6集
Make way for the fastest man alive!
See,this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting.
We all have other costumes: We can change.
Or we could walk right behind each other all night
and look like one person going really fast.
It's a boy-girl party,this flash runs solo.
Okay,how about this?
Nobody gets to be The Flash.
We all change. Agreed?
I call Frodo!
Sorry I'm late,but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus.
You went with Thor?
What,just because I'm Indian I can't be a Norse god?
"No,no,Raj has to be an Indian god."
I mean look at Wolowitz.He's not English,
but he's dressed like Peter Pan.
Sheldon is neither sound nor light,
but he's obviously the Doppler effect.
I'm not Peter Pan.
Because I sawPeter Pan,and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby.
我看过彼得潘 你穿的和Cathy Rigby一模一样 (著名百老汇演员 在舞台上饰演该角色24年之久)
She was a little bigger than you,but it's basically the same look,man.
Hey,Sheldon,there's something I want to talk to you about before we go to the party.
I don't care if anybody gets it.
I'm going as the Doppler effect.
-No,it's not that. -If I have to,I can demonstrate.
- 我不是要说这个 - 如果有必要 我会当场演示
this party is my first chance for Penny to see me in the context of her social group,
and I need you not to embarrass me tonight.
Well,what exactly do you mean by embarrass you?
no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey.
But there's nothing embarrassing about that.
Your father worked with Louis Leakey,
a great anthropologist.
It had nothing to do with your bed-wetting.
All m saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity for Penny
to see me as a member of her peer group,
a potential close friend,and perhaps more,
and I don't want to look like a dork.
Just a heads up,fellas.
If anyone gets lucky,I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver.
Hey. Sorry we're late.
And you said the party starts at 7:00.
Well,yeah,I mean,when you start a party at 7:00,
no one shows up at,you know,7:00.
Okay. Well,um,come on in.
So,what,are all the girls in the bathroom?
Probably,but in their own homes.
So,what time does the costume parade start?
Yeah,so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume.
You know,most frightening,most authentic,
most accurate visualization of a scientific principal.
but there aren't going to be any parades
or judges or prizes.
This party is just going to suck.
No! Come on,it's going to be fun,
and you all look great.
I mean,look at you,Thor,
-Actually,Penny,he's Robin Hood. -I'm Peter Pan.
- Penny 其实他是罗宾汉 - 我是彼得潘
And I got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.
Uh,hey,what's Sheldon supposed to be?
Oh,he's the Doppler effect.
Yes. It's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave
caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer.
Oh,sure,I see it now.
The Doppler effect.
All right,I got to shower.
You guys,um,make yourselves comfortable.
By Odin's beard,this is good Chex mix.
I can't afford to swell up in these tights.
If there's no costume parade,what are we doing here?
We're socializing,meeting new people.
Oh,hey,when did you get here?
Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen.
And that includes Halle Berry's.
She's not Catwoman. She's just a generic cat.
And that's the kind of sloppy costuming
which results from a lack of rules and competion.
Hey,guys,check out the sexy nurse.
I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough.
What is your move?
I'm going to use the mirror technique.
She brushes her hair back,I brush my hair back...
She shrugs,I shrug.
Subconsciously she's thinking,"We're in sync. We belong together."
她下意识里就会觉得 我们心有灵犀 注定是一对
Where do you get this stuff?
You know,psychology journals,Internet research,
and there's this great show on VH-1 about how to pick up girls.
Oh,if only I had his confidence.
I have such difficulty speaking to women,or around women...
or at times even effeminate men.
If that's a working stethoscope,
maybe you'd like to hear my heart skip a beat?
No,seriously,you can.I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia.
I want to get to know Penny's friends,
I just don't know how to talk to these people.
Well,I actually might be able to help.
Like Jane Goodall observing the apes,
就像Jane Goodall观察黑猩猩一样 (英国科学家 以对黑猩猩的研究闻名世界)
I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured.
But patterns emerge.
They have their own language,if you will.
Well,it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting,
"How wasted am I?"
Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude."
That's as far as I've gotten.
No,you're coming with me.
Oh,I hardly think so.
Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you?
Yes; but I need a wing man.
怕 可我需要一个副手 (wingman:原意指护航的飞机)
All right,but if we're going to use flight metaphors,
I'm much more suited to being the guy
from the FAA analyzing wreckage.
So what are you supposed to be?
Me? I'll give you a hint.
A brain damaged choo-choo train?
How wasted am I?
I still don't get it.
I'm the Doppler effect.
Okay,if that's some sort of learning disability,
I think it's very insensitive.
Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra?
Well,why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?
Because I'm Frodo.
Yes,well,I'm the Doppler effect.
- 不会吧 - 怎么了?
That's Penny's ex-boyfriend.
What do you suppose he's doing here?
Besides disrupting the local gravity field.
If he were any bigger,he'd have moons orbiting him.
So,I guess we'll be leaving now.
Why should we leave?
For all we know he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here.
You have a backup hypothesis?
Maybe they want to be friends.
Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more.
Then he and I are on equal ground.
Yes,but you're much closer to it than he is.
Look,if this was 1,500 years ago,
by virtue of his size and strength,
Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners.
And male partners,animal partners,
large primordial eggplants--
pretty much whatever tickled his fancy.
Yes,but our society has undergone a paradigm shift.
In the Information Age,Sheldon,
you and I are the alpha males.
We shouldn't have to back down.
Why don't you text him that and see if he backs down?
I'm going to assert my dominance face-to-face.
Face-to-face? Are you going to wait for him to sit down,
or are you going to stand on the coffee table?
Oh,hey,guys,are you having a good time?
Given the reaction to my costume,
this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system.
What,you're a zebra,right?
Yet another child left behind.
And what are you supposed to be,an elf?
No,I'm a hobbit.
What's the difference?
A hobbit is a mortal halfling inhabitant of Middle Earth,
whereas an elf is an immortal,tall warrior.
So why the hell would you want to be a hobbit?
Because he's neither tall nor immortal
and none of us could be The Flash.
Why don't you go hop off on a quest?
I'm talking to Penny here.
I think we're all talking to Penny here.
I'm not. No offense.
Okay,maybe you didn't hear me.
-Go away. -All right,Kurt,be nice.
- 滚蛋 - 好啦 Kurt 有礼貌点
Oh,I am being nice.
- Kurt - 好吧
I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me.
I mean,you can't compete with me on an intellectual level
so you're driven to animalistic puffery.
You calling me a puffy animal?
Of course not. No,he's not.
当然不是啦 不 他不是
你不是 对吧 Leonard?
No,I said "animalistic."
Of course we're all animals,
but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree.
If he understands that,you're in trouble.
You know,you use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf.
好吧 Kurt 别这样
Penny,it's okay. I can handle this.
Penny 没关系 我可以处理
Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion
from short-term to long-term memory?
以防止你的短时记忆 向长时记忆转化 懂吗?
Okay,now you're starting to make me mad.
A homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
I think I've made my point.
Yeah? How about I make a point out of your pointy little head?
是吗? 不如我在你的小脑袋上 凿个洞让你更清楚点?
Let me remind you,while my moral support is absolute,
in a physical confrontation,I will be less than useless.
There's not going to be a confrontation.
In fact,I doubt if he can even spell "confrontation."
说实话 我怀疑他能不能把 "身体接触"拼出来
frontation! (果然拼不出来- -)
Kurt,put him down this instant!
I don't care. I'm finishing it.Put him down!
You're one lucky little leprechaun.
Leonard,are you okay?
It's good,it's a good party,thanks for having us.
It's just getting a little late,so...
All right,well,thank you for coming.
If it's any consolation,
I thought that homo habilis line really put him in his place.
When people are upset,
the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages.
You want to talk about it?
"There,there" was really all I had.
Hey,I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
I am so sorry about what happened.
That's why I broke up with him.
He always does stuff like that.
So why was he at your party?
Well,I ran into him last week and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed.
And he was just going on and on and...
I believed him and I'm an idiot
because I always believe guys like that.
And I can't go back to my party because he's there.
And know you don't want to hear this and I'm upset
and I'm really drunk and I just want to...
God,what is wrong with me?
You really think so,don't you?
How much have you had to drink tonight?
Are you sure that your being drunk and your being angry with Kurt
doesn't have something to do with what's going on here?
Boy,you're really smart.
Yeah,I'm a frickin' genius.
Leonard,you are so great.
Why can't all guys be like you?
Because if all guys were like me,
the human race couldn't survive.
I should probably go.
That's right,you saw what you saw.
That's how we roll in the Shire.
Hey,have you seen Koothrappali?
Maybe the Avengers summoned him.
He's not the Marvel Comics Thor,he's the original Norse god.
Thank you for the clarification.
I'm supposed to give him a ride home.
Well,I'm sure he'll be fine.
He has his hammer.
I have to say,you are an amazing man.
You're gentle,and passionate.
And,my God,you are such a good listener.