∮ So no one told you life was gonna be this way ∮
∮ Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. ∮
上班受罪 口袋空空 爱情变累赘
∮ It's like you're always stuck in second gear ∮
∮ When it hasn't been your day, ∮
∮ your week, your month, or even your year ∮
∮ but I'll be there for you ∮
∮ When the rain starts to pour ∮
∮ I'll be there for you ∮
∮ Like I've been there before ∮
∮ I'll be there for you ∮
∮ 'Cause you're there for me too ∮
Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving.
Oh, my... Excuse me. Move, move, move! Emergency, please!
对不起 让开 让开… 有急事 拜托
Excuse me, excuse me.
How was China? You!
- It was... It was great. Oh, what happened? - What?
- 很棒啊 怎么了？ - 什么？
- You're bleeding. - I am?
- 你在流血 - 有吗？
- God. - Oh, look at that! Yes, I am.
- 天啊 - 哦 你看看 真的有耶
Enough about me, Mr. Back From The Orient!
come on, I wanna hear everything. Everying
快 有什么新鲜事统统告诉我 要一字不漏
Well, uh, where do I start? Um...
This is Julie. Uh, Julie, this is Rachel.
这位是茱莉 茱莉 这位是瑞秋
Uh, oh! These are...
- These are... Aren't for you. - Oh.
- 这束花… 不是送你的 - 哦
Heh. Uh, these are for you.
Welcome to our country.
Thank you. I'm from New York.
Well, not a problem. We'll use them to stop the bleeding.
Okay. Uh, baggage claim?
- No way. - I'm telling you, she went to the airport.
- 不可能 - 她去机场了
And she's gonna go for it with Ross.
Oh, my God. This is huge. This...
哇 我的天啊 这是大事 这…
This is bigger than huge. This is...
All right, what's bigger than huge?
- Um, this? - Yes.
- 就这件事？ - 对
Guys, you got new haircuts!
Yes, yes, we did. Thanks to Vidal Buffay.
对 我们理了 多亏了这位美发大师沙宣菲比
Because, you know: "If you don't look good, we don't look good."
I love that voice!
- You guys! - Oh, oh.
- 你们大家 - 喔 瑞秋
Airport. Airport. Ross. Not... Not alone.
机场 机场 罗斯 有人陪
Julie. Arm around her!
Unh! Cramp! Cramp! Cramp!
痛 痛 痛
Okay, I think she's trying to tell us something.
Quick, get the verbs.
- Ow. - You! You!
- 哦 - 你 你
You said he liked me! You! You...!
That's all right, Rach. We got the bags. Uh...
Julie, this is my sister, Monica. This is Chandler.
茱莉 她是我妹妹摩妮卡 他是钱德
- Hey. - Phoebe, hi. Mwah.
- 嘿 - 菲比 嗨
- Joey, what up? - Hey.
- 乔伊 你还好吗？ - 哈罗
- Everyone, this is Julie. - Julie.
- 大家注意 这位是茱莉 - 茉莉
Hi! But I'm not here, you haven't met me.
I'll make a better impression when I don't have 20 hours of plane on me.
- And bus. - Oh, my God!
- 还有搭巴士的时间 - 哦 我的天
- With the screaming guy... - And the spitting.
- 那个大叫的家伙… - 吐口水的人
You gotta hear this story.
We're on this bus that's 200 years old.
Two hundred, at least.
- And this guy... - And the chicken poops in her lap! Ha!
- 有个家伙… - 后来鸡在她大腿上大便了
I just gave away the ending, didn't I?
Ugh, I just heard this story in the cab...
and it is all I can think about.
This is amazing. I mean, how...?
- How did this happen? - Ross and I were in grad school together.
- 怎么会这样子的呢？ - 我们是在同一个研究所
We haven't seen each other since then. I land in China...
guess who's in charge of the dig?
Julie. Isn't that great?
Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
It's an expression.
We just wanted to say a quick hi.
- Then we're gonna go see the baby. - Then get some sleep.
- 然后我们就要去看宝宝 - 然后睡一觉
Yeah, it's 6:00 tomorrow night, our time.
Well don't tell us what's gonna happen, though Because I like to be surprised.
好 千万别告诉我明天会怎样 因为我喜欢惊喜
Rach. Can I get some coffee?
- Sure. - Thank you.
- 当然好 - 谢谢
- Hey, Rach... - Did you talk to him yet?
- 嘿 瑞秋… - 你跟他说了没？
- No. - Then, no.
- 没 - 那就甭想喝
So, what the hell happened to you in China?
I mean, when last we left you, you were in love with, you know.
I know. I know I was.
But there was always this voice inside that kept saying:
"It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was?
"那是不可能的 你要往前走" 你知道那是谁的声音吧？
Well, maybe it was God doing me.
You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That's all.
你说得没错 在她眼里我只是一个朋友 就这样
And then I met Julie, and... I don't know. We're having a great time.
I never would have gone for it with her, if it hadn't been for you.
Well, you owe me one, big guy.
嗯 你欠我一个大人情了 大个儿
Here's your lemonade.
I didn't order lemonade.
Oh. Well then you better go take that back. They're gonna charge you for that.
- But... - Go, go, go! Come on, come on!
- 但… - 快 快 快 快点 快点
Okay, so, uh, what did you find out?
- He said they're having a great time. I'm sorry. - What?
- 他说他们在一起很棒 抱歉 - 什么？
But the silver lining, if you wanna see it...
不过 只要你愿意用心看待 还是有一线希望的
is that he made this decision all by himself...
without any outside help whatsoever.
How is that a silver lining?
You have to really wanna see it.
Ironically, these guys were picked last in gym.
- You know what I'm thinking? - Oh, okay.
- 知道我在想什么吗？ - 哦 可以
it's been so long since you've had sex...
you're wondering if they've changed it?
No. Although now that's what I'm thinking.
不是 不过现在 我真的在想这件事了
So, what were you thinking?
I was thinking you gave the guys great haircuts. I thought you'd like to do mine.
- Why not? - Because I'm just...
- 有何不可？ - 因为我只是…
I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.
- No, you're not. - I know I'm not, but you are.
- 不 你不是 - 我知道我不是 不过你是
I was trying to spare your feelings.
Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, Julie for you.
好 罗斯 等一下 茱莉找你
Hey. Anybody know a good tailor?
- You need clothes altered? - No, no.
- 有衣服要修改吗？ - 不是
I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever.
He did my first suit when I was 15. No, wait, 16.
我15岁时第一套西装就是他做的 不 等等 是16岁
No, excuse me, heh, 15.
不 抱歉 是15岁
All right, when was 1990?
Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.
好吧 当棉花棒碰到东西 就别继续挖下去了
Okay. Okay. Sweetheart, I'll see you later.
好 好的 甜心 我们持会儿见了
Okay, bye. What?
好的 拜 什么？
Oh, that is so sweet.
No. Okay. No, you hang up.
好 不 你先挂
No, you... Okay. Okay.
不 你… 好吧
One, two, three. Shh.
一 二 三
Well you didn't hang up either.
Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
- Rachel. Heh. - Sorry.
- 瑞秋 - 对不起
- I'll just call her back. - Okay.
- 我再打给她 - 好吧
Hi, sweetie. I'm sorry. We got disconnected.
Okay, okay, okay. How did this happen to me? How?
A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine.
一个礼拜前 两个礼拜前 我还好好的
Ross was just Ross. Just this guy.
Now all of a sudden, he's Ross...
如今 突然间 他是罗斯…
ugh, this really great guy that I can't have.
Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.
Ugh. I'm just gonna deal with it. I'm just gonna deal with it
I gotta get out of here!
I don't care what you guys say. Something's bothering her.
You know, I think I was 16.
Please, just a little bit off the back.
Um, I'm still on "no."
- Uh, morning. - Hey.
- 早 - 嘿
Could you close your eyes for a sec?
Oh, no, no, no. I'm not falling for that again.
不 不 不 我不会再上你的当了
- What's going on? - I sort of did a stupid thing last night.
- 怎么了？ - 我昨晚做了一件傻事
What stupid thing did you do?
Why don't you just go get dressed...then you'll be on your way. Bye-bye.
巴洛 你去穿好衣服 然后就可以走了 再见
Rachel, how did this happen?
I don't know, I kind of ran into him last night.
- Where? - At his apartment. Is this juice?
- 在哪里遇到的？ - 他的公寓 这是果汁吗？
Whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?
Oh, God, I know. I'm pathetic, I'm a loser.
哦 天啊 我晓得 我真可悲 我是个没用的人
Honey, you're not pathetic. You're just sad.
Yeah. People do stupid things when they're upset.
My God, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...
But this is about your horrible mistake.
- Hi... - Sorry we're late.
- 嗨 - 抱歉我们迟到了
Well, there was touching.
- Hey, Ross! - Paolo. Ha.
- 嘿 罗斯 - 巴洛
What, uh...? What are you doing here?
- I do Raquel. - Ah.
- 我来找瑞秋 - 恩
So, uh, he's back?
Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?
对 他回来了 有问题吗？
No, not a problem.
Good. Glad it's not a problem.
Okay, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.
Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension...
嗯 尽管有美味的贝果 以及触手可及的紧张局势存在…
I've got pants that need to be altered.
Oh, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello.
He'll know what it means.
You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
It's funny. The last time Paolo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
真好玩 巴洛上次在这里时 我的头发还很短很可爱
But... But! You have to promise that you will not be all controlly and bossy...
但你得保证 你不会管太多 太唠叨…
and all, you know, Monica about it.
- I promise. - All right, let's see.
- 我保证 - 好 我看看
Now, some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't.
好 你们有些会被修剪 有些不会
But I promise, none of you will feel a thing.
- All right, that's it. I quit. - What? I didn't say anything!
- 够了 我不干了 - 干嘛？我什么也没说
Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person.
This is the face of a person who, you know...
doesn't trust a person.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe.
It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Would you relax? I know what I am doing.
This is how he wears it.
- How who wears it? - Demi Moore.
- 哪位的发型？ - 黛咪·摩尔
Heh. Demi Moore is not a he.
Well, he was a he in Arthur and in 10.
哦 他在《二八佳人花公子》 和《十全十美》中是个"先生"
That's Dudley Moore!
I said I wanted it like Demi Moore!
- Oh. Oh! - Oh, my God!
- 哦 哦 - 哦 我的天啊
- Oh, God! - Oh, my God!
- 哦 天啊 - 哦 我的天啊
Oh, my God! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
哦 我的天 我很抱歉
Which one is Demi Moore?
She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
- Oh, she's got gorgeous hair. - I know!
- 她的发型很棒的 - 我知道
- How long do you want the cuffs? - At least as long as I have the pants.
- 裤管的褶边要多长？ - 要跟这条长裤的存活期一样长
Okay. Now we'll do your inseam.
- How is she? - It's too soon to tell.
- 她的情况怎样？ - 现在还很难说
She's resting, which is a good sign.
- How's the hair? - I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross.
- 头发的情况呢？ - 我不想骗你
It doesn't look good.
I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Can we see her?
Your hair looks too good. It would upset her.
Ross, why don't you come on in.
- Well, how you doing? - I'm okay.
- 你还好吗？ - 我没事
- Ooh, that bad, huh? - What?
- 那么糟吗？ - 什么？
Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable.
It's one of my gifts. Sit.
Ugh, Joey, when I saw him get off that plane with her...
I really thought I just hit rock bottom.
But today, it's like there's rock bottom...
50 feet of crap...
You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
Oh, come on, how can I just tell him? What about Julie?
What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks.
Ross has been in love with you for 10 years.
- I don't know. I don't know. - Look, Rach, Rach.
- 我不知道 我不知道 - 瑞秋 瑞秋
I've been with my share of women.
I've been with a lot of people's share of women.
But the point is...
I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
Can I talk to you for a sec?
is a very bad man!
Frankie? What are you talking about?
Hey, what's going on?
took advantage of me.
- What? - No way.
- 什么？ - 不可能
I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Oh, come on. He said he was gonna do my inseam.
Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite...
That's how they do pants!
First they go up one side, they move it over.
首先 会先从一边摸上去 然后会推到另一边去
Then they go up the other side, move it back, then they do the rear.
然后 再从另一边上来 再推回去 然后再量后面
What? Ross, tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
干嘛？罗斯 告诉他 裁缝师不都是这样量长裤的吗？
Yes, yes, it is. In prison!
对 是这样没错 那是在牢里才这样量
What's the matter with you?
Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.
Yeah, I do. I think it's a 10!
My hair is very amused.
Oh, come on, things could be worse. I mean, uh...
You could "get caught between the moon and New York City.
I know it's crazy, but it's true."
- Well, I gotta go. Bye. - See you.
- 嗯 我得走了 再见 - 待会儿见
- Bye, Rach! - Wait, are you leaving?
- 再见 瑞秋 - 等等 你要走了？
That's what I meant by "bye."
- Well, uh, can I talk to you for a sec? - Okay.
- 我可以跟你谈一下下吗？ - 好
When the doctor does that hernia test...
- What's going on? - Um...
- 有什么事吗？ - 嗯…
- Well, um, okay, first of all... - Mm-hm.
- 嗯 好 首先… - 嗯
Paolo and I are not back together.
That was a stupid thing I did.
If I could go back in time and do it again...
well, I wouldn't.
Before I say anything I just need to know...
is this one of those things where you break up with a guy.
Then I tell you what I think... ...and the next day you get back together with him...
- and I look like a complete idiot? - No, no, no.
- 然后我就变成一个大傻瓜？ - 不是
Um, well, then, I think the guy's scum.
好 那么 我觉得那家伙是个大浑球
I hate him. I mean, I actually... I physically hate him.
我讨厌他 我真的… 真的很恨他
You know? I always have.
And you are way too good to be with a guy like that.
- Really? - Rach?
- 真的？ - 瑞秋？
You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you...
and who gets how funny... ...and sweet and amazing...
一个能了解你的 风趣 甜美 神奇…
and adorable and sexy you are.
You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking:
"Oh, my God. I'm with Rachel!" Heh.
"哦 我的天 我跟瑞秋在一起 "
You know? Someone who makes you feel good.
Like the way I do with Julie.
Was there a "second of all"?
No, um, I think that was the whole "all."
I gotta go. Okay?
- Okay. - Thanks.
- 好 - 谢谢
No, I swear to God, Dad! That's not how they measure pants!
不 我对天发誓 老爸 别人不是那样子量裤长的
I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut.
- Oh, yeah. Oh, I could do that. - Really?
- 可以 我会剪 - 真的？
- Yeah. You wanna do it now? - Great!
- 没问题 你要现在就剪吗？ - 太棒了
- Okay. - Okay.
- 好啊 - 好啊
Okay, I just wanna make really sure this time. Uh-huh. Ahem.
Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no. That's Roddy McDowall.
Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.
- Oh! Yeah, okay. - Yeah. Okay?
- 哦 对 - 对 好吗？
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 谢谢 - 不客气