Okay. What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough?
Is there something repellent about me?
How was the party?
It couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me.
So, what is it? Am I hideously unattractive?
No, you are not. You are very attractive.
I go through the exact same thing.
Every time I put on a little weight, I question everything.
每次我变胖时 我都会很没信心 东猜西想
I've put on a little weight?
- Did you want to? - Yeah, uh...
- 你要不要…？ - 对…
No, not weight. More like insulation.
Chandler, I'm unemployed, in dire need of a project.
Wanna work out? I can remake you.
Uh, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.
- Please? - Come on, let her do it!
- 拜托嘛 - 好啦 让她帮你啦
All right. But if we put on spandex...
and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home.
Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here!
Ooh, can't make hands meet!
∮ So no one told you life was gonna be this way ∮
∮ Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. ∮
上班受罪 口袋空空 爱情变累赘
∮ It's like you're always stuck in second gear ∮
∮ When it hasn't been your day, ∮
∮ your week, your month, or even your year ∮
∮ but I'll be there for you ∮
∮ When the rain starts to pour ∮
∮ I'll be there for you ∮
∮ Like I've been there before ∮
∮ I'll be there for you ∮
∮ 'Cause you're there for me too ∮
Nothing. Just never seen you in little stretchy pants before.
And we're changing.
- Come on, give me five more! - Ugh. Aah!
- 再来五次 - 不
- Five more! - No!
- 再五次 - 不要
Five more and I'll flash you.
Just show me one of them.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
哦 哦 哦 哦 哦
She's insane! The woman is insane.
It's before work, after work, and during work.
上班前 下班后 甚至上班时
She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk.
And now they won't bring me my mail anymore.
Hey, Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott?
Oh, um, it was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant...
ordered champagne. Nice.
- The guy still won't put out? - Nope. Zilch. Nothing. Uh-uh.
- 还是没搞头？ - 没有 完全没搞头
- Sorry, Pheebs. - Sorry, Pheebs.
- 真遗憾 菲比 - 真遗憾 菲比
Well, look, I don't mind taking it slow. I like him a lot.
He's really interesting, and he's really sweet.
Why won't he give it up?
Maybe he, uh, drives his car on the other side of the road.
If you know what I mean.
No. What do you mean? He's not British.
我不懂 什么意思？ 他又不是英国人
- Maybe he's gay. - Oh!
- 或许他是同志 - 哦
Um, no, I don't think that's the problem.
We went, um, dancing the other night...
and just the way he held me so close and the way he was looking into my eyes...
I just definitely felt something.
Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
No, I felt it on my hip. I could tell.
Yo, Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes.
哟 宾 二十分钟后去打壁球
Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. Heh.
乔伊 行行好 把我的手抬起来揍她一拳
- Ooh. Oh, Rachel! Don't look. - What?
- 喔 瑞秋 别看 - 什么？
Come on, guys. I don't care. I have a date tonight.
拜托 我才不在乎 我今晚有约会呢
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. You have a date? - Yeah. Monica's setting me up.
- 你有约会？ - 摩妮卡帮我介绍的
Heh, now, what about, uh, Ross and...
What? My whole insane jealousy thing?
Well, you know, as much fun as that was...
I've decided to opt for sanity.
So you're okay about all this?
Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on.
喔 当然 拜托 我已释怀了
He can press her up against that window as much as he wants.
For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.
- Hi, guys. - Hey.
- 嗨 各位 - 嘿
Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys, okay?
Only if you say his full name.
Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toys?
- All right. - You're getting a cat?
- 好的 - 你要养猫？
Actually, we're getting a cat. Heh.
- Together? - Uh-huh.
- 一起？ - 嗯
- Both of you? Together? - Yup.
- 你们俩？一起？ - 对
It'll live with Ross half the time and me half the time.
isn't that just lovely? Ha, ha.
That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy...
for a really, really, really long time.
- Hopefully. - Oh, wow.
- 希望如此 - 哇
Whoa! Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date!
哎呀 我得走了 我要去约会呢
With a man. Ahem, okay.
You guys have a really, uh, good night...
and you two have a, uh, really good cat. Heh.
We're not supposed to take these when we leave.
I don't know if Monica told you... but this the first date I've gone on since my divorce.
So if I seem a little nervous... I am.
How long do cats live?
- I'm sorry? - Cats. How long do they live?
- 什么？ - 猫通常能活几年？
Figuring you don't throw them under a bus or something?
- Um, maybe 15, 16 years. - Well, that's just great.
- 大概十五 六年吧 - 那可真好啊
- Um, cheers. - Mm.
- 干杯 - 嗯
Right. Clink. Heh.
Monica told you I was cuter than this, didn't she?
Oh, no, Michael, it's not you.
噢 不 麦可 和你没关系…
Sorry. It's just... It's this thing.
It's probably not as bad as it sounds...
but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Oh, that does sound...
- Huh. - He just started going out with her.
- 呃 - 他才刚和她交往
Ahem. Is this guy, uh, an old boyfriend?
Oh, I'm sorry. Look at me.
Okay, Michael, let's talk about you.
- All right. - Okay. Okay?
- 好的 - 好的
Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?
- So I figured it out. - What?
- 我终于想出究竟是怎么回事了 - 什么？
Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me.
'Cause I'm not sexy enough.
Heh, Phoebe, that's crazy.
When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler?
- Mm-mm. - I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
- 呃 - 我说“前突后翘 有看头”
Really? That's so sweet.
I mean, I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet.
Look, if you wanna know what the deal is, you're gonna have to ask him.
You're right. You're right.
Ugh, you are so yum!
I mean, it's a cat, you know? It's a cat.
只不过是一只猫 你知道？ 只是只猫
Why can't they get one of those bugs? One of those fruit flies.
Those things that live for a day. What are they called? What are they called?
- Fruit flies? - Yes!
- 果蝇？ - 没错
- Would you like any dessert? - No! No dessert.
- 你们要吃甜点吗？ - 不要 不要甜点
Just the check. Please.
Oh, no. You're not having fun, are you?
喔 糟糕 和我约会很不好玩吧？
But only because I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy.
All I can think about is Ross... and his cat...
I just want to get over him. God, why can't I do that?
Look, I've been through a divorce. Trust me, you're gonna be fine.
我离过婚 相信我 你会没事的
You can't see it because you haven't had closure...
That's what it is. That's what I need.
God, you're brilliant!
Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Well, there's no one way really, it's just...
Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him:
Hello? Excuse me?
Excuse me. Hel... Whoo!
- Hang on. - Hello? Excuse me?
- 等等 - 对不起…
- What? - Hi. I'm sorry.
- 干嘛？ - 嗨…抱歉…
I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
- I'm talking. - I see that.
- 我正在讲电话 - 我看得出来
It's one phone call, I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself.
就打一通电话 很快 我可以付你钱
Okay, you're being a little weird about your phone.
I'll call you back.
- Just waiting for the beep. - Good.
- 等哔声过后就可以讲 - 那很好
Ross! Hi, it's Rachel.
罗斯 嗨 是我 瑞秋…
I'm just calling to say that, um...
everything's fine. And I'm really happy for you...
Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael.
And you see there, I'm thinking of names...
so obviously I am over you.
And that, my friend, is what they call "closure."
No, no, no, no, no, no.
不 不 不 不 不 不
Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.
- Why not? - Because it's Sunday!
- 为什么？ - 因为是星期天
It's God's day.
Ha, hey. If you say stop, then we stop.
嘿 只要你想停 我们就停
No, come on! We can't stop! We got three more pounds to go!
不行 不能停啊 还有三磅要减耶
I am the energy train and you are on board
- Hey, Rach. - Mm.
- 嘿 瑞秋… - 嗯
Oh. And how was the date? Ugh.
Um, I think there was a restaurant.
I know there was wine.
Uh, actually, Julie's getting a cab.
I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say?
What? Why are you looking at me like that? Heh.
Ahem, I'm sorry. I don't know, I...
对不起 我不晓得 我…
I feel like I had a dream about you last night...
but I don't remember.
- Oh, oh, oh. There they are. - Ahem.
- 噢…在那里 - 嗯
Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me?
No. I stayed at Julie's last night.
- Huh. - Oh, I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?
- 呃 - 我还没回家过 我可以查一下留言吗？
Oh, yeah, go ahead.
喔 好啊 你查
Rach, I got a message from you!
- Who's Michael? - Oh, my God.
- 谁是麦可？ - 喔 老天
God, Ross, no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone!...
罗斯 不要 挂断电话 电话给我…
You're over me?
- Wha...? You're, uh... - Oh, God.
- 你…？ - 喔 老天
- You're over me? - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
- 你已经不再为我伤神？ - 天哪
When...? When were you...
I mean, were you, uh...?
- What? - Okay. Okay, okay.
- 什么？ - 好吧 好吧…
ahem, lately, I've, uh...
Ahem, I've sort of had feelings for you.
You've had feelings for me?
Yeah, so? You had feelings for me first. Whoa, huh.
You know about my...? You know I had...?
- Chandler told me. - When did he...? When did he...? When did he?
- 钱德告诉我了 - 他什么时候讲的？
- When you were in China. - China.
- 你去中国… - 中国
- Meeting Julie. - Julie.
- 遇见茱莉的时候 - 茱莉
Julie. That's... Oh, God.
茱莉 这… 喔 老天
Julie? Julie, right.
Okay, I need to lie down.
- No, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand... - Okay.
- 不 我要站着 我得站着… - 好
and I'm gonna walk. I'm walking and I am standing.
And now, what? Now...? Now.
Now you're over me?
Are you over me?
That's... That's Julie. That's Julie. Julie.
- Hi, Julie. - Honey, I've got a cab waiting.
- 嗨 茱莉 - 我招到计程车了
I'll be right down!
Wait, so you're going?
Well, okay, I, uh... I have to. I can't deal with this right now.
I mean, I've, uh... Heh. You know, I've got a cab. I've got a girlfriend.
I'm gonna go get a cat.
- Hey, Joey. - Hey, Pheebs.
- 嘿 乔伊 - 嘿 菲比
How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
I can't find the remote.
So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did.
- And? - And we did.
- 然后呢？ - 我们做了
- All right, Pheebs! Way to go! - Yay, me. Ha, ha.
- 好耶 太棒了 - 是啊 好棒唷
So how did it happen?
I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
- What did he say? - He said that...
- 他怎么说？ - 他说…
he understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman.
And he was just afraid that I was going to get all, you know:
"Is he gonna call me the next day?" And "Where is this going?" and...
So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious.
Yeah. So I said,
"Okay. Relax, please." You know?
I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment.
If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that's fine too.
如果他想再和我约会 他再打来没关系 不打也没关系
So after a lot of talking, heh...
I convinced him. Heh!
Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him.
He got you to say he never has to call you again.
And he got you thinking this is a great idea?
This man is my god.
- Hi. - I didn't get a cat.
- 嗨 - 我没领养猫
Oh, that's, um, interesting.
No. No, it's not interesting. Okay? It's very, very not interesting.
不 一点也不有意思 非常没意思
It's actually a hundred percent the opposite of interesting.
You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
- What? - I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
- 什么？ - 在我发现之前我过得好好的
I was doing great before I found out about you!
You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
You should've said something before I met her.
I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me?
There was never a good time.
You only had a year. And we only hung out every night!
It's not like I didn't try. But things got in the way.
You know, like Italian guys... or ex-fiancés, or... Or... Or...
There was one Italian guy, okay? And do you have a point?
The point is, I don't need this right now!
Okay? It's too late.
I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed!
You're just gonna put away feelings or whatever it was you felt for me?
I've done it since ninth grade. I've gotten good at it.
All right, fine. You go ahead and do that, Ross.
I don't need your stupid ship!
And you know what? Now I got closure!
Try the bottom one.
Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning.
We're not working out. It's over.
No way! With one pound to go? Come on!
We're workin', we're movin' We're in the zone, we're groovin'
Okay, I don't mind the last pound.
In fact, I kind of like the last pound.
So don't make me do anything that I'll regret.
Ha, oh, what you gonna do, fat boy, huh? Ha, ha.
Nothing. Except tell you, uh, it's wonderful how much energy you have.
没事 我只是在想你精力过人 好厉害
Especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work.
Well, you know. Heh.
You know, I mean...
you can't tell your parents you were fired, because they'd be disappointed.
It's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.
- Well, no. But I... - I mean...
- 是没错 不过我… - 我是说…
if it were me, I'd have difficulty getting out of bed at all.
You know, I try to stay positive.
You feel like going for a run?
Because you don't have to. You could just take a nap right here.
- Just for a little while. - Okay.
- 就睡一下下 - 好的