Oh, right! It's that girl's phone number.
啊 对了 是那个女生的电话
There it is. Just a phone number...
...a really hot girl gave me.
No big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number but...
Whoops! Heh. Almost lost this baby!
The lovely Amanda gives me her number, and I go and drop it.
- Rachel? - Yeah?
- 瑞秋 - 嗯？
- When's your birthday? - May 5th. Why?
- 你的生日是几号？ - 5月5号 做什么？
I'm making a list of birthdays.
- Mine's December... - Yeah, whatever.
- 我是12月… - 随便
Pretty, uh, pretty girl. The pretty... She's pretty.
好漂亮 真… 好… 真漂亮
- Go ask her out. - Ha, ha.
- What's the worst that could happen? - I could die.
- 有什么大不了的？ - 我搞不好会死
Yeah, it's tough being single.
That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.
Ross, you guys went out once.
You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
I tell people secrets.
It makes them like me.
You're sick. You shouldn't play. Go home.
你生病了 别唱了 回家上床休息吧
But I'm unemployed.
My music is all I really have now.
Well, music and making my own shoes. Pretty, huh?
All right, I'll do it.
I'll go get shot down.
Just be yourself...
...but not too much.
Hi. I was just sitting over there and...
Uh, my name's Chandler. Did I say that?
No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
没有 你好 我是凯西
- Kathy with a K or a C? - With OK.
- 凯子的凯吗？- 没错
Wow, you are really good at this!
I'm out on a limb here!
I'm sorry. You're right.
But I should tell you I'm waiting for a date.
- Hey! Hey! - Hey!
- 嗨 - 嗨
- I see you guys already met. - Yeah.
I was trying to demonstrate...
...how I could get my very large feet...
...into my even bigger mouth.
Always showing off.
Before I start, I want to say that I have a cold.
So if I sneeze during a song, it's not on purpose.
Oh! Except the last verse of "Pepper People."
[SINGING IN CONGESTED VOICE] Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
This chick sounds good.
Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
阿甘 乖 拿杯威士忌来
At 2:30 a.m., I didn't expect to fight over the remote.
Sorry, there's this Ernie Kovacs thing I wanted to watch.
That's why I got up too.
You're kidding? I love him!
Sorry about this afternoon. If I'd known, I wouldn't have...
下午很抱歉 要是知道你们… 我也不会…
Joey tells me you two met in acting class.
We were partners. Joey picked three scenes for us.
对 我们两个一组 乔伊选了三场戏
- All of them had us making out. - Ha-ha-ha.
- 三场都是亲热戏 - 哈哈
That's good, because he used to make me rehearse with him.
- Oh, oh, oh! - Is it on?
- 噢 - 开始了吗？
No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Here we go, little fella.
What about the duck?
- The duck can swim. - Of course.
- 鸭子会游泳 - 也对
My sticky, sticky shoes
Why you stick on me,
Thanks for the lights, honey.
Your cold makes you sound great.
It's fun. God, I love how sexy I am!
Kath, we should get going. We're going to buy hamsters.
凯西 该走了 我们要去买仓鼠
No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher.
- Have fun. - Okay.
- 去玩吧 - 好的
It's nice that the medical community...
...is trying to help sick hamsters.
- You know, I like Kathy. - Yeah?
- 我喜欢凯西 - 是的么？
Me too! She's so cool and pretty.
我也是 她好酷 好漂亮
She's smart and funny.
We were up all last night talking. She said the funniest thing about...
Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
- Come on, just lay off him. - Thank you.
- 菲比 饶了他吧 - 谢了 罗斯
He's a little sensitive right now because he's so in love!
I need to write some depressing stuff for my new bluesy voice.
But nothing sad has ever happened to me.
How about your mom dying?
Or living on the streets when you were 14?
I could write about when my hair did that woo-hoo thing.
I'm going over to Amanda's tonight.
- Rachel's not here. - Oh.
- 瑞秋不在 - 哦
How's it going with her?
Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight may be the night.
The kids will play together, and when they're asleep...
...Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine...
...do a little playing ourselves.
Hi, guys! This is Josh.
Josh, these are my friends.
- Hi, Josh. - Hi.
- 贾许 - 你好
You played in college?
Aw, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity.
Didn't you play soccer in high school?
No, wait. You organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
It's getting late. I got to get to the game, so I'll... head.
不早了 我还有球赛 先闪了
Wow! Cute one.
- 很可爱嘛 - 非常可爱
- Very cute. - I know. Isn't he great?
So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?
There's nothing boring about him.
I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
Maybe he'll get to go soon.
Like on a class trip or something.
You know what else is great about him?
Ugh, what's the word for an adult...
...who has no dinosaur toys in their bedroom?
It's this dumb thing Ross made up to fool our parents.
It's a way of giving the finger without actually giving it.
I cried the night you made that up.
It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.
I'm going to go get ready...
...for my date tonight...
...so I'll just head.
I should go too. I'm playing in one hour.
You guys should come hear me. Ooh!
I lost my sexy phlegm!
- Hi. - Hi. Hi, Ben.
- 嗨 - 嗨 班
- You look great! - Thanks.
- 你好性感 - 谢谢
I'm so glad you could come tonight.
Oh, no. It's my pleasure.
My cell phone number is on the counter.
Help yourself to the fridge.
I appreciate this. I've been trying to date...
...this guy for a month.
Uh, I'd appreciate it if you'd drink your wine...
...after the kids are asleep.
Thanks for this. I hope I can do the same for you sometime.
Who wants to make some long -distance calls?
Hey. Chandler, what are you doing here?
I just wanted to say, "hey!"
You're making it sound worse than it was.
Her date tipped me $10!
What are you doing?
I want to be sexy again, so I'm trying to catch a cold.
Should be easy. They're pretty common.
You'll catch pneumonia!
You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.
- What? - Are you serious?
- 什么？- 真的吗？
How's that possible? You barely know her.
I don't know. I just...
I can't get her out of my head.
I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person.
I'm a horrible person.
"No, you're not. We still love you, Chandler!"
Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.
You mean you stole it!
Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
We were just talking about you.
The time you got drunk and fell asleep...
...with your head in the toilet.
...a hundred. Ready or not, here I come!
Let's go over the concept one more time.
You want to get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Oh, um... You know what? I already ate.
- It's 4:30. - I had a big meal on Monday.
- 才4点半 - 我星期一吃得很饱
So that'll get me straight through the week.
I see what's going on here.
- You do? - Yeah.
- 你知道？ - 是的
You don't like Kathy.
You've been avoiding her since we started dating.
I made an effort to like Janice.
Now you make an effort to like Kathy by going out with us. Right?
现在该你试着去喜欢凯西 陪我们去吃饭了 对吧？
- Yeah, right. - Good. And hey, my treat.
- 对 没错 - 很好 而且我请客
Because you're not eating, right?
I'll see you at the party?
Beer's fear, man!
I am so going to marry that guy.
- Ugh! - What?
- 呃 - 怎么了？
I think he's stealing from me.
Because he's stealing from me!
- Hi, it's me. - Hi.
- 是我 - 嗨
I saw Josh. He looked yummy in your leather jacket.
I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup.
来 我不吃鸡 所以只有汤
There's no chicken in the broth, so it's really noodle water.
- Thank you so much. - Sure.
- 谢谢你 - 不客气
What are you doing?
I need your germs. I want my cold back.
I miss my sexy voice.
- How's the soup? - Mm.
Oh! Check it out! You can see that girl's underwear.
- Is she great, or what? - Ha, ha.
Huh? What do you think?
She's not really my type.
Not your type? She's gorgeous.
You know what it is? The fishnet stockings.
Whenever I see a girl in those, it reminds me of...
...my father in fishnet stockings.
Understanding a little more of why you're single.
I have a friend you'd like. We could double date.
I've got some ugly friends who are available too.
I'm going to grab a beer.
I'll be right back.
- What was that? - What?
- 你什么意思？- 什么？
Kathy's being really nice and you walked away.
凯西在示好 你却掉头就走 我们不是说好了？
What do you want from me?
I want you to like her.
If that's too damn difficult, then at least you could pretend.
Then do it better.
What do you say, I go tell her how much I like her?
I could tell her I've been thinking of her.
I haven't stopped thinking of her since we met.
I'm so over the top, want to slit my own throat...
...in love with her, that every minute...
...I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!
But you might want to tone it down a little.
Hey. Uh, Amanda just dropped me off.
That's one of the things I love about her.
She's old enough to drive.
You're not going to Mom and Dad's tonight?
Get me some cough drops.
I'm thinking you could bring her...
...and go to your old room and not make out.
Cough drop, please?
At least she's not going out with me...
...to get into R-rated movies.
Why don't you marry her?
Wait, you can't! I forgot. She's not a lesbian.
我忘了 你不行 她不是同性恋
You're not even going out! You're her babysitter.
You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
What are you laughing at, Miss My keg ucking boyfriend...
... is stealing from me?
So he stole a few bucks. Big deal!
He got me something with it.
Would you both please start acting like adults?
And give me my cough drops!
- Fine. - Sorry.
- 好 - 对不起
- Here. - Thank you.
- 拿去 - 谢谢
At least I made $10 in my relationship.
Parading goats are parading
Parading down the street
Parading goats are parading
Leaving little treats
Does it even work without my sexy voice?
- Gunther, kiss me. - What?
- 阿甘 亲我 - 什么？
Do it, Deputy! Do something!
We aren't exactly sleeping in here, but do you mind?
Can I sleep on your couch?
And I'm still waiting
For my papier mâché man
Thank you, my babies.
- Rachel? - Yeah?
- 瑞秋 - 怎样？
Did you hear what happened between me and Phoebe?
I didn't initiate it, but I also didn't stop it.
我们接吻了 不是我主动的 但我也没阻止
I've been feeling guilty.
I knew you would understand.