I just saw Kathy naked.
It was like torture.
If we go to war and you're captured, you're in for a surprise.
It keeps getting worse.
I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend.
Every time we're in the same room, there's weird energy between us.
每次我们共处一室 空气就很诡异 紧张
Call me crazy, but I think she likes me too.
And now I have seen her naked.
At least with her clothes on...
...I could imagine her body was covered in boils.
But there are no boils. She's smooth.
Could you see up his robe?
- Oh, my God. - Yeah.
- 噢 我的上帝 - 是的
- Here you go. - I'll call you.
- 拿去 - 我待会打给你
Hey, hey. Who was that?
Casey. We're going out tonight.
It didn't work out with Kathy? Bummer.
No, things are fine.
I'm having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey.
- What? - Yeah.
- 什么？ - 是的
The craziest thing is, I just ate a whole pizza myself.
- You're going out with Kathy. - Yeah.
- 你要跟凯西见面？ - 对
Why are you upset?
Sex with an endless line of women must be unfulfilling.
What's the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive.
Kathy's not fulfilling your emotional needs.
Granted, I just saw the back of her head.
But I got this sense that she's smart and funny...
You got all that from the back of her head?
It's time to settle down.
Make a choice. Pick a lane.
Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease
I don't know the next verse.
Greatest of ease
Then go right into it.
How do you know about "ba-ma-na-ma-na-ma"?
You know, I used to play.
That's right. The keyboards?
A little in high school. I got into it in college.
That's when I really found my sound.
Juice just came out of my nose, but it was worth it.
- I completely forgot about your sound. - Yeah.
- 我都忘了你的声音 - 是啊
He'd lock himself in the basement.
No one was ever allowed to hear "the sound."
I want to hear "the sound."
No, I mean, I haven't played in so long.
Well, it's really personal stuff.
Play that funky music, white boy.
- Yeah, come on. - No, you guys.
- 是啊 - 不行啦
My keyboards are all the way... Yeah, okay.
All right. Bring it on, you.
You know, I've never played my stuff for anyone before.
It's important that you understand...
...it's about communicating...
...very private emotions.
You should think of my work...
...as wordless sound poems.
- That's what... - My God, play.
- 所以… - 你就弹吧
Well, you know, that was...
Wow. It was so wow.
Yeah. I mean, you should play in public.
Wow, thanks, you guys. That's...
I want to play you another piece.
I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be back.
This is so nice. I mean, I am so...
God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement.
I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
What are you guys talking about? I loved it.
It's so different from the stuff you usually hear.
I know what you think.
Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.
Oh, God. Is that Baywatch?
Yes, but I just watch it for the articles.
No, he's not back yet.
Come in, have a seat. Bow or stern?
I don't have a preference. You?
I like it in the stern.
It's me. Casey and I had a little car trouble.
是我 听着 我们在回程时出了状况
- What happened? - We broke down.
- 怎么了？ - 我们在路上抛锚了
I have to get transmission fluid.
Tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there soon.
- Why can't you tell her? - I think my time is about to...
- 你怎么不自己说？ - 我只有- 枚硬币 时间快要…
I thought your time ran out.
Me too, but I guess I do have...
Joey's running a little late, and he says he's sorry.
I guess it's just you and me, then.
- Okay. - Yeah, I think it is.
- 好 - 我想也是
So what'd you do today?
I had an appointment to cut my hair.
- Looks great. - And then it got canceled.
- 很好看 - 然后取消了
Yeah, I learned at my aunt's dog-grooming shop. What do you say?
Don't make my tail too poofy.
You have really great hair.
Oh, thanks. I grow it myself.
Joey also has great hair.
Yes, Joey has great hair.
I'm basically done here. Let me get this hair off your neck.
What are you doing?
Checking if it's even.
The phone! The phone's making sounds.
- Hello. - Hey, dude, it's me.
- 哈罗 - 老兄 是我
It looks like we'll be stuck here.
I got the fluid. The transmission wasn't there.
- What? - It fell out.
- 什么？ - 定是掉在前面了
I just figured we hit a dog.
Could you put Kathy on? I want to apologize to her.
No, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
Yeah, no, stop apologizing. It's okay.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- I should probably go. - Yeah.
- 我该走了 - 对
I forgot my purse.
I really did. I forgot my purse.
- 我是真的忘了带皮包 - 我知道
- This is bad. It's bad. - Horrible.
- 这样很不好 - 太糟糕了
Wait, the kiss or the situation?
- But that's bad. - Here's what we do.
- 但这样很不好 - 对 好 这样吧
- We forget it. - What?
- 我们忘了这件事 - 什么？
We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?
我们压抑我们的感觉 即使这样会痛苦一辈子 不错吧？
Can you really do that?
I have to. He's my best friend.
And you're seeing him.
Chandler, I like Joey a lot.
No, don't. Don't, see?
You're getting me confused. I'm starting to yearn.
If you want to pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
I think we have to.
Are you still out there?
There's a Starbucks about three blocks down.
He's so inspired. Just look at him. Look at him go.
Thank you very much.
Hey, aren't you up next?
- I'm not playing tonight. - Why not?
- 不 我今天不唱了 - 为什么？
I can't follow Ross.
It'd be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps...
...who had to follow the Beatles. No.
Phoebe. Ross sucks.
The place has emptied because of him.
My God, he's not even appreciated in his own time.
I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time.
Man. I can't believe I locked myself out again.
My God. What happened?
- Did you do all this? Why? - I sure did.
- 这都是你买的？为什么？ - 就是我
It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
No, this is amazing.
A TV appears from nowhere.
How did you afford all this?
I'm 29. I mean, who needs a savings account?
You're the best friend anyone has ever had.
You do this, you give me advice...
What you said about focusing on one woman?
I'll see how things go with Kathy. She's cool.
不 我要跟凯西继续 她很酷
- Or Casey. - No, Kathy.
- 或者凯希 - 不 凯西
I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey.
I'll fix you two up. What do you think?
That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place.
You were really great. You were really, really great.
Monica tells me you don't want to play anymore because of me...
...and, you know, my talent.
- Well, kind of, yeah. - Pheebs...
- 算是吧 - 菲比·布菲
I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it...
...but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift.
Pheebs, that is the exact opposite intent of my music.
菲比 这跟我做音乐的用意 正好相反
You know, my music is meant to inspire.
If it bothers you this much...
...then I won't play anymore.
No, don't do that.
How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music?
Hey, Chandler. Saw the new furniture. Very nice.
Joey has the best boyfriend ever.
What? Are you serious?
- Does Joey know? - No.
- 乔伊知道吗？ - 不知道
Is there any way you think he will understand this?
You obviously haven't screwed over your friends.
Which we all appreciate.
If you'd told him how you felt before you kissed her...
...knowing Joey, he'd have stepped aside.
Don't say that. That's not true, is it?
- Yeah. - He loves you.
- 真的啊 - 他爱你
Then why didn't you tell me to do that?
I said something to Phoebe.
And I thought it was a really good idea.
- Yeah, I remember. - Oh, my God.
- 对 我记得 - 天哪
What am I going to do?
You'll have to tell him.
Why do I have to?
- Because you do. - Yeah, I know.
- 你就是得说 - 我知道
Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this?
It that a real thing?
Well, we only had sambuca, so it is now.
Listen, Joe. I need to...
I need to talk to you.
I like her a lot, actually.
Your timing couldn't be better.
She's not my girlfriend anymore.
- Yeah, she broke up with me. - When?
- 她跟我分手了 - 什么时候？
Just now, after acting class.
I thought she was doing some scene, so I let people watch.
Man, I am so sorry. Are you okay?
I've been better, but I'm all right. So you like her?
不太好 但我没事 你喜欢她？
Yes, but I don't have to.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- 真的？ - 对
You know why? Because you came to me first.
I thought that would be the best thing to do.
You might have your work cut out for you.
When I talked to her, I got the feeling she's into some other guy.
See, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
I think I know who the other guy is.
I'm the other guy.
When you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking...
对 你昨天晚归 凯西和我聊了起来
...and one thing led to another, and...
And what? Did you sleep with her?
No, I just kissed her.
What? That's even worse.
- How is that worse? - It's the same.
- 怎么会更糟？- 我不知道 反正都一样
There's nothing I could do. I'm in love with her.
对不起 我也没办法 我爱上她了
You went behind my back? I'd never do that to you.
I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.
你说得对 我无话可说 我太过份了
You're so far past the line, that you can't even see the line.
Yes, right. And I feel horrible. You have to believe me.
没错 我很自责 你要相信我
Is that why you bought all this?
I will not watch your TV.
I won't listen to your stereo.
And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat. Know why?
It's all tainted with your betrayal.
This apartment is empty to me. I'm not happy about you, either.
And just so you know...
...I made that bread for you.
Oh, my God. He's totally lost it.
Phoebe. This cannot get any worse.
Rats in the basement are hanging themselves.
I won't play anymore.
Would you... Can you finish my set?
After that? Yeah.
No, I mean, if I can help.
Like I could lose it.
- What? - I played bad on purpose, guys.
- 什么？ - 我是故意弹得很烂
You were playing bad this whole time.
Just that last song.