Howard's capsule should be reentering
the atmosphere any minute.
It'll be good to have him back.
The Fantastic Four reunited!
Yeah, you had a good run, fake Wolowitz.
We'll remember you with nostalgic fondness.
The way we do the dial-up modem, the VHS tape, or...
or Leonard's gym membership.
We're not kicking him out.
Stuart and I have become good friends.
Okay, one vote for, one vote against.
Leonard, you're the tiebreaker.
I don't have a problem with stuart.
Besides, he gives us a 20% discount at his comic book store.
Well, I don't sell my friendship that cheaply.
Welcome aboard, old chum.
Okay, the NASA website says
Howard's final descent has begun.
he returns a boy-sized hero.
Baruch ata Adonoy,
Eloheinu melech ha-olam,
ha-motzi lechem min ha-aretz.
The Jewish prayer for eating bread!
We don't have one for falling out of space!
We're on the ground! We survived!
That was just the parachute.
We still have another six miles to go.
Waiting for my husband.
He's coming back from outer space.
I think this flight's coming from Houston.
No, I mean, he...
- There he is! - Howie! Howie!
-他来啦 -华仔 华仔
Great to be back on Earth.
Uh, I think they're here for me, Ringo.
林戈·斯塔尔 曾任披头士鼓手 有着与犹太人相似的外表
Mr. Mandel, I'm your driver.
霍华德·曼德尔 美国著名主持人 也有霍依[华仔]的称呼
That nut job was telling everybody on the plane
I missed you so much!
They're waiting back home with a big surprise party.
Don't worry, I can act surprised.
No, I told them they could have you tomorrow night.
Tonight, you belong to me.
Gesundheit. You okay?
I am now that you're back.
Come on, let's go home
so I can tear off those little pants.
Great. Just keep in mind
astronauts lose a lot of muscle tone in space,
so you might have to do most of the heavy lifting.
You know, I am very disappointed
that I won't be able to celebrate
Howard's accomplishment tonight.
Me, too. But we'll see him tomorrow.
Yes, it's just that in all the years I've known him,
he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration.
I was excited to see the look on his face
when it finally happened.
All right, Pictionary--
How about boys versus girls?
Oh! That hardly seems fair.
But I guess any team that I'm not on
has a decided disadvantage.
Once again, unbelievable.
Yeah, once again, I know.
All right, round one.
- Got it. - Okay.
Uh, Wonder Twins plus the monkey.
Wonder twins plus the monkey and Batman.
Now, how can you not get that?
In what universe is that a present?
it's the present. Look.
There's you and me.
It's Penny and Amy.
We're playing Pictionary.
Oh, my God, we're gonna kill them.
It's a quark-gluon plasma.
It's asymptotically free partons
inside a quark-gluon plasma.
Nothing with quarks.
It's an observational rebuttal
of the Lambda-Cdm Model of the universe!
- It's a chocolate chip cookie! - Yes!
How could you miss that?
Hey, if you want someone to guess "chocolate chip cookie,"
you draw a glass of milk next to it.
- Penny got it. - Yeah, only after
I eliminated all the obvious answers.
Oh, uh, uh, uh, sausage.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, bratwurst?
Penny, aren't you gonna draw something?
Relax, we got time, this is so fun.
放心 时间充足 这一幕不可错过啊
Uh, um, unidentified flying liverwurst? I don't...
I am spoon-feeding this to you.
Casper the alcoholic ghost?
All right, that's enough.
- Uh, nail... polish? - Yep!
The word is "Polish."
See, look. Polish sausage.
And the-the model of the solar system developed
by Nicolaus Copernicus, a Polish astronomer.
if that wasn't enough-- which it should've been--
This is Madame Curie killing herself
by discovering Radium, who,
although she was a naturalized French citizen,
was Polish by birth!
Excuse me, the word is "polish."
See? Small "p."
I guess we both share blame on this one.
Bernie, you okay?
Yeah, I'll be right there.
Did you get a sea lion while I was gone?
It's just allergies.
Took some benadryl. I'll be fine.
Are you kidding? Every minute of every...
Sweetie, we don't have to do this now.
You left right after we got married.
This is like our honeymoon.
hold on to your hat.
Must be the benadryl.
Switch places with me.
That was amazing.
You made me feel things I never...
Well, that was quick and a little gross.
Now, I know how she feels.
Hey, Sheldon, you're always
full of fun little facts.
Where did the expression
"got your ass handed to you" come from?
I wonder if it's from, like, ancient Rome
where they'd actually chop somebody's ass off
and then go, "here."
You know, to appease Loseroneous, the god of losers.
Pictionary is not a true test of any real intelligence or skill.
Mmm, in all fairness,
Pictionary has verbal skills, visual skills.
It's a pretty well-rounded game.
Lot of big talk from a man
who can't draw a chocolate chip cookie.
All right, fine, pick another game.
Amy and I will beat you at anything.
Oh, come on, what is that?
It's a game that I just invented,
in which the participants answer physics questions in remedial Spanish.
Donde esta el boson de higgs?
En el acelerador de particulares.
Bueno, mi amigo.
No, no, we're not playing some dumb made-up game.
All games are made up.
They're not found in nature.
You don't just dig in the ground, come across
a rich vein of rock'em sock'em robots.
Just pick another game.
Why don't we do something athletic
like go over to the university pool and play water polo?
No good-- Sheldon doesn't float.
I have a higher than normal body density.
If I run too deep a bath, I drown.
All right, let's keep it simple.
Oh, that's not fair either.
Darts is a bar game.
You've been frequenting drinking establishments since you were of legal age.
Yeah, that's when it started.
Well, regardless, she has a distinct advantage
in all tavern- based competitions.
Pool, beer pong, wet T-shirt contests--
台球 啤酒乒乓 湿衣比赛
Just for the record,
I have never entered a wet T-shirt contest.
I've won a few, but that's just because I spill when I'm drunk,
We could go to the cadaver lab at UCLA
and play real-life operation.
- No. - I don't think so.
Are you sure? I mean, the nose doesn't light up,
手术游戏: 对玩具人偶做手术犯错时病人鼻子会发红光 并全身震动
but if the corpse is fresh enough,
sometimes you can get the leg to jerk.
Hey, Ma, twinkle, twinkle,
your little star is home!
Ma, the chain's on the door!
I thought I wasn't going to see you till tomorrow!
Yeah, well, Bernie's not feeling well,
so I thought I'd stop by,
tell you about the greatest adventure of my life,
see if you can make me feel bad about it.
Uh, uh, okay, hold on, I'm not decent!
好的 稍等 我有点衣冠不整
Woman hasn't tied her robe in 20 years.
Suddenly she's not decent?
You want me to hide in the closet or go out the back?!
Shh, you need to whisper.
Ma, who is in there?
Uh, nobody! The TV is on!
I only got one sock.
Where's my other sock?
I told you, it's the TV.
Jay Leno lost a sock; it's hilarious.
If you're busy, I can come back.
Just give me a second!
Oh, hello, Howard.
What are you doing here?
You're a dentist.
I think he's on to us!
Okay, glasses off.
Hurry up, find him, find him.
快点 找到他 找到他
I'm trying! Don't yell at me!
For goodness' sake, he's wearing a hat, glasses,
我的老天 他戴了帽子 眼镜
and a red striped shirt.
I know what he looks like.
Oh, there he is, I got him.
Yes, we win again!
How could you not find him?
Because he's hard to find.
If he was easy to find,
The books would be called There's Waldo.
Long division, long division.
Remember, show your work.
Get up, we can't lose in math.
Ready, set, wrestle.
各就各位 预备 摔跤
One, two, three, pin.
1 2 3 倒下
Amy, do something.
Amy, Penny, both of you, stop it.
艾米 佩妮 你们两个快停下
One to beam aboard?
Oh, my God, you're back.
You, you look like you grew.
The lack of gravity did decompress my spine,
so I'm like an inch and a half taller.
I'm going to the DMV tomorrow to get my license changed
before I shrink back.
Oh, uh, come in, come in.
Oh, I, uh, I didn't think I was going to get
to see you until tomorrow.
Yeah, well, Bernadette's a little under the weather
and my mom's kind of under my dentist.
Wait, your, your mother is sleeping with your dentist?
I need a new one now that I know where his hands have been.
So you're wandering all around by yourself?
That's not the kind of hero's welcome
an astronaut should come home to.
It's okay, you know, we space cowboys
don't do what we do for glory and fame.
We leave that to your rock stars and your athletes
and your Howie Mandels.
Oh, hey, man, welcome back.
Oh, Stuart, thanks.
What are you doing here?
I, I kind of live here now.
Just until he gets back on his feet,
which are looking pretty good
in the boots I bought him for his birthday.
Ah, he's spoiling me and I love it.
Wow, so you guys are like buds now?
Oh, yeah, we hang out all the time.
Plus, he doesn't have a girlfriend,
I don't have a girlfriend.
It's like we both had these holes in our lives,
but now we fill each other's holes.
That sounds a little funny to an American ear.
- Which part? - Just all of it.
Okay, so w-what do you guys got going on tonight?
Raj is taking me to the sound of music sing-along.
Sound of music sing-along?
That used to be our thing, but that's cool.
Oh, Howard, it's still our thing.
Come with us, we'll, we'll get you a scalped ticket.
So I'd be sitting by myself?
You'll come sit with me after intermission.
So I-I-I'd be sitting by myself during "Edelweiss"?
No, no, you guys go. Have fun.
不 你们去吧 玩得开心点
Okay, uh, will I get to see you tomorrow?
Absolutely. See you, Stuart.
当然了 回见了 斯图尔特
At least my mother made her boyfriend climb out the window.
All right, standard state fair pie-eating contest rules are:
No hands, first one to clean the pan wins.
On the count of three.
- One, two... - Wait.
-一 二 -等等
I'm a little concerned.
Blueberries are rich in antioxidants.
So, with all those antioxidants,
what if I run out of oxidants?
Sheldon, we haven't won a game all night.
Now, you either stick your face in that pie
or I'm gonna stick that pie in your face.
One, two, three, eat.
一 二 三 开吃
Hey, guys, guess who's back from space.
Oh, ow, blueberry in my nose,
blueberry in my nose!
Snort it down and keep eating!
You look familiar.
Yeah, I just saw you on the news.
You're an astronaut.
How about a piece of cheesecake on the house?
Oh, thank you so much.
I've been having the worst night.
I just got back, and my friends don't care,
my wife's sick, I went to my mom...
You want the cheesecake or not?
* And I think it's gonna be a long, long time *
* 我想这会是一段很长的时间 *
* till touchdown brings me 'round again to find *
* 直到降落 我才发现 *
* I'm not the man they think I am at home *
* 我不再是人们在家中看到我的那个人 *
* I'm a rocket man. *
* 我是个火箭男 *