Xbox 360 Kinect游戏 《舞蹈中心》 歌曲 - YMCA
Try to keep up, Howard!
Yeah, I wish we looked as cool dancing in clubs
as we do right now.
Don't worry, this is exactly how you look
when you're dancing in clubs.
You're welcome, ladies.
Paradigm-shifting news, gentlemen!
I was about to Bollywood this bitch.
I invited Professor Stephen Hawking to join me
in the popular online game Words with Friends.
Moments ago, he accepted my request.
Do you understand what that means?
That somewhere right now Stephen Hawking is saying,
I meant to click no."
I'll walk you through it.
The game is not called Words with Strangers.
No, it's not even called
Words with Acquaintances.
It is called Words with...
I'm not finishing your sentence.
You pulled the plug on my funk.
It's Words with Friends!
Which Stephen Hawking and I officially are.
Now all I need is a bunk bed with a slide;
I'll have everything I've ever wanted
since I was six years old.
That's really nice, Sheldon.
I'm happy for you.
And I'm happy for you, too.
You are now friends with someone
who is officially friends with Stephen Hawking.
You may have peaked.
Sheldon, I know Stephen Hawking.
I worked with him.
And if they ever come out with a game called
Words with People You Once Worked with,
you'll be off to the races.
Sheldon, I don't think this actually means...
Professor Hawking has made a move.
Oh, it's only a matter of time
before we're coming up with fun nicknames for each other.
He'll be Wheels.
If he's okay with that.
Crank up the AC, boy!
It's gonna get hot in here!
So, I was taking a shower this morning,
and when I got out, I started to dry off with
what I thought was a towel
but turned out to be Howard's mom's underwear.
I had to take another shower.
Nothing will ever be enough.
I once looked in Sheldon's underwear drawer.
But now I know what it looks like
and he can never take that away.
There's a book under here.
- I got it. I got it. - No, no, it's...
-不用 我捡到了 -别 那是...
Why do you have a history textbook?
It's not a big deal.
Just taking a class at the Pasadena Community College.
I didn't know you wanted to go back to school.
It's just one history class.
Look, I didn't finish college,
so I thought I would give it a try.
Not to mention, your acting career
is going south like Sherman.
Read about it in your book.
Why would you be embarrassed to tell us?
No, I'm not embarrassed. I just didn't want anyone to know
because I haven't told Leonard yet.
Why wouldn't you tell Leonard?
Because it's me going back to school,
and he's gonna be all "You can do it," and "How can I help?"
and "I'm so proud of you."
I just can't believe you could
keep something like that from him.
You guys have got to be the weirdest couple I know.
You can't think of anyone weirder?
but she's sitting right there.
I play the word "Quiver" with a triple letter
and a double word score for 72 points.
That ought to let the air out of your tires, Hawking.
Wow, my boyfriend is friends with Stephen Hawking
and my new dandruff shampoo doesn't smell like tar.
Everything really is coming up, Amy.
One of the greatest intellects of our time
has agreed to engage with me in a gentlemanly battle of wits.
And I'm spanking him so hard
his grad students won't be able to sit down.
You know, when one male dominates another,
his testosterone level rises.
It's exciting to think you might be getting a testosterone level.
My friend Stephen
just played the word "Act" for 18 points.
That's right, I call him Stephen now.
Because I checked, and he was not okay with Wheels.
Oh, you could turn his "Act" into "Extract,"
and it would be for double points.
Why would you give me a word?
Now, if I play "Extract," it would be cheating.
Although, I could play the completely unrelated
and better word "Extract."
Ethical conundrum avoided.
Just the way I like it.
Yeah, I don't think the water was really boiling.
It's great. I love it.
Okay, listen, there's something I need to tell you.
I've been thinking about going back to school for a while now.
So a couple months ago,
I started taking a history class at the community college.
That's great! Great, great, great!
这真是太棒了 棒极了 超棒的
Why wait so long to tell me?
I don't want you to make a big deal out of it.
Why do you think I'd be like that?
I get it, you're taking one class. It's nice.
我懂 你报了一门课 很好啊
Maybe if it goes well,
you take another, you enroll full-time.
Ooh, be sure to keep an eye on
which credits transfer to a four-year college.
You're making it a big deal.
Anyway, that's it.
I just thought you should know.
Am I allowed to ask how the class is going?
We've been talking about the origins of slavery.
Turn in my first paper tomorrow.
Great topic. I can help with that.
There are lots of different perspectives you can take:
economic, sociological, political...
比如经济 社会 政治
Hey, this is my paper.
And my perspective is that slavery is bad.
Oh, and my professor's black,
so I'm pretty sure that's the right answer.
- Can I take a look? - No,
Leonard, this is my thing.
- Okay, I get it. - Thank you.
-好吧 我知道了 -多谢理解
It's like when I started doing chin-ups;
I didn't want you to see until I could do one.
FYI, really close.
Now behave yourself and eat your dinner.
Maybe later, if you're lucky,
you get to sleep with a college girl.
'Cause I went to four years of college
and five years of grad school, that never happened once.
I think the next time I have to speak to a call center in India,
I'm going to try using an American accent.
Because when I use my regular voice,
I feel like I'm making fun of them.
Not to mention, your American accent is terrible.
Dude, my accent is brilliant.
Hey, my snow-white American friends,
let's put some cow meat on the barbecue
and eat it until we're all obese.
This is what you sound like.
I think I'm talking in an American accent,
but it really sounds like
I'm wearing a set of giant dentures.
Sheldon, do I really sound like that?
Tell him he sounds like that.
Sheldon, you okay?
It's been three days.
Why hasn't Stephen Hawking played a word?
The guy's a genius.
Maybe you weren't challenging enough for him.
I was humiliating the man.
I was thinking of writing a book called
A Brief History of the Time
I Made Stephen Hawking Cry Like a Little Girl.
There's the problem.
You can't beat Hawking like that.
Everyone knows the guy's a big baby.
I mean, forget the wheelchair, he should be in a stroller.
One time when I was working with him,
he said that Johnny Depp was in The Matrix.
I told him he was wrong, but he kept insisting.
So I looked it up online and showed him.
Well, the next day, he had a pizza party,
and everyone got invited but me.
And then he was all,
"Your invitation must have gotten lost in the matrix."
Good Lord, what have I done?
Good Lord, what have I done?
All right, hotshot, let's hear your Indian.
好吧 高手 那你说印度口音试试
I can't sit on that elephant,
my ass is on fire from eating all this curry.
Okay, yeah, that's pretty good.
She writes like she cooks.
Trying to use a Jedi mind trick
to control Stephen Hawking.
He must be wearing a Tin foil hat or something.
I did a bad thing.
- Does it affect me? - No.
Then suffer in silence.
Stephen Hawking... Stephen Hawking.
Penny started taking a class.
She wrote a paper, she didn't want me to read it,
I went behind her back and I read it anyway.
Stephen Hawking hates me.
I don't know what to do.
I mean, the paper's terrible.
But if I tell her, she'll know that I read it
and she'll get really mad.
I was beating him so bad,
he doesn't want to be friends anymore.
Why does everyone love me except Stephen Hawking?
Is it possible we're having two different conversations?
How would I know? I'm not listening to you.
Here's what we're gonna do.
We each get five minutes to talk about our problems.
Each turn will consist of a statement
and a helpful response from the friend.
I humiliated Stephen Hawking in a game of Words with Friends.
He stopped playing.
And now we're not friends anymore.
He's probably busy.
You're worried about nothing.
Give it a couple more days.
I'm sure he'll play, and you'll see that everything's fine.
I can't let Penny hand in a bad paper,
but how do I tell her it's bad
without letting her know that I read it?
Beats me. Now...
I know Hawking's not busy
because I can see he's playing other people right now.
Maybe since you're so good,
he's taking his time to meet the challenge.
I want Penny to enjoy school...
Wolowitz told me he's a big baby!
But I didn't know that,
and I played "Extract" for 82 points.
It's all Amy's fault. She told me to play it.
I have got to cut her loose.
Sheldon, I wasn't done talking.
She hands in the paper tomorrow.
I know I could help her.
And she's my girlfriend...
I-I should be allowed to help her.
Why aren't I allowed to help her?
Yeah, I hear you, brother.
You need to give me some advice.
Fine. Women, huh?
行啊 女人嘛 是吧
Specific to my situation.
Blonde women, huh?
- It sucks to be you. - I quit.
Leonard, wait. No.
莱纳德 等下 不要嘛
I listened to your dumb thing.
Leonard, come back.
Leonard, come back.
Leonard, come back.
- What? - Oh, of course,
it only works on the weak-minded.
Good morning, sunshine.
It's like the middle of the night.
I know, but I have to go to work,
and I made you breakfast.
Oh, wow, that's so sweet.
- Hey, what's this? - Uh, before you open that,
um, are you familiar with the story of
"The Shoemaker and the Elves"?
Elves? Come on, Leonard.
精灵吗 拜托 莱纳德
- It's too early for Lord of the Rings. - No, no.
-现在看《指环王》也太早了吧 -不 不
Once upon a time, there was this shoemaker
and when he went to bed at night,
elves would sneak in
and they would make all these amazing shoes for him.
And when the shoemaker woke up in the morning,
he-he would be super happy,
not mad at the elves at all.
"An examination of the economic, cultural,
and political roots of slavery
从经济 文化 政治分析
in the Old South: 1619 to 1865."
What the hell is this?
Don't ask me. A little elf did it.
So let me get this straight.
You just assumed my paper would be bad
so you wrote one for me?
No, I assumed it would be good. Then I read it.
不 我猜你的文章会很棒 所以我看了
- What?! - No, I...
-什么 -不是 我...
I mean, it was good.
There were just a few things that needed a little polishing.
- W... You changed every word. - That's not true.
-什么啊 你把每个词都改了 -那不是事实
your name at the top-- that's all you.
You are such an ass.
This is exactly why I didn't want to tell you
I was taking a class in the first place.
Please don't be upset. I-I just...
I didn't want you ending up with a bad grade
and get discouraged and give up on the idea
of going back to school.
Right, because me being in school
is so important to you.
That way, you wouldn't have to be dating someone
who's only a waitress.
Oh, come on, you know that's not true.
Do I? Listen to me.
I need to do this on my own.
If I fail, I fail. If I pass, I pass.
I'm sorry. I was just trying to help.
Yeah, well, next time don't.
Oh, and since you like stories so much,
this is not "The Shoemaker and the Elves," okay?
This is, "Give a man a fish, he eats it.
这是 "给人一条鱼 他就吃了
Teach a man to fish, he...
sells it or something." Whatever, I don't know!
会卖鱼什么的" 随便啦 我不知道
It's just a lot better than what you did, you big jerk!
You ever hear back from Hawking?
It would appear as if I've lost him.
How can it be okay?
Stephen Hawking's a genius
and he talks like a robot.
It's everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Yeah, but if he's a sore loser,
maybe you're better off without him.
I guess I just have to make lemonade out of the two of you.
He played! He played!
Coop and Rolling Thunder are together again.
He was okay with that nickname.
So, now all you have to do is let him win.
I will play the word "At"
for two measly points, throwing the game
and thus securing my friendship
with the smartest man in the world.
What are you waiting for? Hit "Send."
Losing on purpose is intellectually dishonest.
Oh, but I want to be Hawking's friend.
No, but if I do, I'll be a phony,
a Hollywood poser.
My mother always said, "to thine own self be true."
'Course she also told me that every animal in the world
got on one boat, so what does she know? And send.
上了一条船 她懂什么呀 发送
Haven't heard from you in a couple days.
You still mad at me?
I have no reason to...
"B" mad at you.
生你的气[谐音be mad at you]
That's right. On my paper.
Not yours, mine, you punk-ass elf.
不是你的 是我的得了B- 你这个混蛋精灵
I don't know what to say.
"Gee, Penny, you're smarter than I thought.
"老天 佩妮 你比我想象中要聪明
You may be the one in school,
but I'm the one who learned a lesson.
I'm so stupid, Penny. Duh..."
我好蠢 佩妮 真滴"
She sounds exactly like you!
How'd it go with Leonard?
I don't think he'll be making that mistake again.
So, I know this goes without saying,
but if either of you tell Leonard
you helped me rewrite this paper,
I will beat you both with a bag of oranges.
- Got it. - Understood.
Now, ladies, we got a B-minus on this paper.
I think if we put our heads together,
on the next one we could get an "A."
Uh, but we got you a B-minus on purpose to make it believable.
You saying I'm not smart?
- No, no! - You're smart.
I feel like I'm in high school again.
Yeah, doing the prom queen's homework so she'll like us.
对 帮舞会皇后做功课 这样她才喜欢我们
It's finally working.
It's Stephen Hawking.
Answer it. I want to hear.
how nice of you to call.
I really enjoyed our game, Dr. Cooper.
Or should I say Dr. Loser?
You won fair and square.
Uh, very impressive, sir.
Do you like brain teasers?
Oh, I love brain teasers.
What does Sheldon Cooper
and a black hole have in common?