Can you believe it's been five years since our first date?
Do you think I should start watching The Flash TV show?
That's what you're thinking about?
Well, one of the things.
Are any of them me?
I thought, "I can't decide if I should watch The Flash TV show.
I know, I'll ask Amy."
You're right, you did kind of kill the mood.
I didn't kill anything.
You did, talking about your stupid TV show.
Starting to watch a television show that might run for years
isn't a decision to take lightly.
I'm wrestling with a big commitment issue here.
That's the commitment issue you're wrestling with?
do you understand the irony
of your fixation on a man with super speed,
while after five years all I can get out of you
is a distracted make-out session on a couch?
Irony's not really my strong suit.
But I have been getting better with sarcasm,
if you want to give that a try.
Oh, sure, I'd love to.
Whenever you're ready.
I don't want to rush you,
but I'm closing a little early tonight.
Uh, no. I overheard Bernadette tell Howard
she was making him a meat loaf,
and you don't have to not ask me twice.
If I stick a lightbulb on this,
wouldn't it make a great lamp for my bedroom?
You're kidding, right?
Oh. Is this freaking you out?
I guess I'm just more of a Pottery Barn,
Crate and Barrel kind of guy.
Maybe Pier 1 if I really want to cut loose.
All right. Never mind.
No, no, no. Hey, you should totally get it.
In fact, I'll buy it for you.
Raj, you don't have to do that.
Too late! No returns!
晚了 一经售出 概不退还
That was really intense.
Well, now we know, next time we go to the farmers' market,
the order is petting zoo first, then buy vegetables.
Oh, good. You're here. I need your assistance.
太好了 你回来了 我有事要你帮忙
Can it wait until I put a Band-Aid on a goat bite?
Your buddy got mugged by some baby farm animals.
So what do you need help with?
Amy's mad at me, and I'm not clear why.
Okay. Were you talking before she got upset?
- Yes. - That's probably it.
What'd you say to her?
Well, I just asked her if I should start watching
the new Flash TV series.
And that made her angry?
We were necking like a couple of hooligans
under the school bleachers.
I stopped so I could ask the question.
Next thing I know, good-bye, kissy face. Hello, yelly face.
接下来 亲亲脸没了 凶凶脸来了
Well, Sheldon, when you're kissing a girl,
she expects the attention to be on her.
It was. I asked her
if she thought I should watch The Flash.
Yeah. I'm tapping out. Leonard?
I'm gonna guess that your main concern is the time commitment
of watching an entire season of a new show.
Oh, no, not just a season.
If I'm in, I'm in for the whole run,
even if the quality declines.
I get it. Smallville almost wrecked you.
You know, I waited ten years
to see a guy everyone knows can fly, fly.
Wait, what is wrong with you two?
He was talking about television during their date night.
Oh, not just date night-- our fifth anniversary.
Okay, see, that's even dumber than you wondering
if being bitten by a goat would give you the powers of a goat.
If that happens, don't make me wait ten years
to watch you eat a tin can.
You guys ever notice that Emily has a bit of a twisted side?
You mean 'cause she has weird tattoos?
No, because she wants to have sex with me in a graveyard.
She and I were supposed to watch
the new Avengers movie tonight, but it was sold out.
So I said, "What else do you want to do?"
She said, "Let's go to a cemetery
and do it on somebody's grave."
Like, a random person or somebody she knew?
What difference does it make?
Well, if it's her father's grave and they didn't get along,
then you know she holds a grudge.
The only issue is that everybody has their own thing.
And as long as it's two consenting adults,
I guess I don't see the harm in it.
Well, what if it's one consenting adult
and one adult who pretends to consent
because he's afraid of being alone?
Well, then I guess bring a blanket.
The grass gets damp at night.
I don't know, guys.
Maybe this relationship isn't for me.
Maybe I should break up with her.
Right. You're gonna break up with a girl who has sex with you.
Can you believe this guy?
I think if Raj wants to break up with a girl, he can do it.
How are you saying that with a straight face?
You guys are being jerks.
Buddy, other than Jenny Craig,
you've never broken up with a girl in your life.
You're one to talk.
You've been complaining about Stuart
living here for the past year.
I don't see you showing him the door.
That's not the same thing.
Emily's a person.
Stuart's more like an infestation,
something you spray for.
Baloney, okay? You two are as afraid of
hurting someone's feelings as I am.
That's not true. We were just laughing right in your face.
Thanks for cooking.
- That carrot was delicious. - Yeah.
I wish I'd fought harder for the rest of 'em.
Still haven't heard from her?
No, and I'm confused.
It's been nearly 24 hours.
Amy should have figured out she's wrong by now.
Hey, I don't think she's wrong
about you going too slow in the relationship.
Yeah, you've been going out for years.
You haven't even slept together.
That's right. It's called foreplay.
And I could make the case
that you two aren't moving forward in your relationship.
No. Sheldon, we're getting married.
But you've been engaged for over a year now,
and you don't even have a wedding date.
Well, we will. We're just not in a rush.
We're gonna set a date.
Okay. If you say so.
Yeah, it's just, things are good right now.
I'm focusing on my job.
And we've been busy with our paper.
Yeah, we'll pick a date when we pick a date.
You know, I can see why Amy's mad at you.
Yeah, shut up, Sheldon!
就是 把嘴闭上 谢尔顿
Did you eat all my yogurt?
You mean the one that makes ladies do the thing
that ladies pretend they don't do
even though they do?
which yogurt I mean.
I didn't touch it. Must have been Stuart.
Maybe Raj is right.
Maybe it's time we tell him he needs to move out.
We should have done it months ago.
I know, but his store was reopening,
and then there were the holidays, and then he was sick.
Sick. He didn't have jaundice.
He just looks like that.
All right. Tonight's the night.
When he gets home, I'm dropping the hammer.
Ooh, I like when you take charge.
Oh, I'm not taking charge-- you're the hammer.
why haven't we picked a date?
Well, of course I know why.
But just for fun... why?
Not in a rush, busy with work...
Things are good right now.
You still want to get married, right?
Oh, my God. Yes. Why would you even ask that?
天啊 当然啦 你干嘛问这种蠢问题
I don't know. Because we don't have a date?
Well, you want a date, pick a date.
It's not just the date.
We haven't talked about anything.
Big wedding, small wedding, indoor, outdoor...
I can RSVP no right now.
Okay, indoor it is. Big or small?
行 那就室内 你喜欢大型还是小型
Is your dad paying for it?
Okay, two friends each.
All right, well, I want it in a church.
Fine. I want black-tie.
Fine. I want to release butterflies.
Seriously? Airborne worms?
Okay. Well, then it's settled:
small indoor church wedding, black-tie, no butterflies.
小型室内教堂婚礼 半正式礼服 不放蝴蝶
- Sounds perfect. - Great.
You still didn't pick a date.
- Stay out of it! - Shut up!
It's a beautiful night.
Oh, yes, we've got the moon
and the trees and...
who apparently died when she was the same age I am.
Makes you feel alive, doesn't it?
So does enjoying a meal at a well-lit restaurant,
but here we are.
You aren't scared, are you?
Of you, little bit.
I'm sorry I've upset you.
I shouldn't have asked so many questions.
Yeah, maybe it's good you got us talking about this stuff.
Well, look at that--
even when I'm causing problems, I make the world a better place.
Hey, next, why don't we tackle your penchant for whining
and Penny's love of the ol' glug-glug?
Uh, Sheldon, I think we're good for now.
Ah, well... very well.
So does this mean you'll finally pick a wedding date?
Why is everyone so concerned with us setting a date?
We're committed to each other. We're happy.
A ceremony isn't gonna change anything.
So you're never getting married?
It's his whining, isn't it?
Sheldon, I'm not a whiner.
It's amusing that he doesn't hear it.
Look, all she's saying is we are in love
so it doesn't matter if we get married tomorrow
or a year from now or 50 years from now.
Ew, 50? We'll be old and gross.
Yeah, but we'll be old and gross together.
My aunt and uncle were married 63 years.
Towards the end, it was like watching cheese melt.
Um... I'm free tonight.
Are you saying you want to get married?
Vegas isn't that far away.
I'm in. Let's do it.
After all these years.
I'm really happy for the two of you.
- Oh, thank you. - Thanks.
Now get out of my spot.
Bernie, Stuart just pulled up.
the key is to be firm.
Howard Joel Wolowitz, you get back here.
Never should have told you my middle name.
Hey, you got a minute?
Sure. Uh, let me just put this stuff in the fridge.
I felt bad for finishing your yogurt, so I bought more.
And, Howard, your favorite fruit is in season.
Don't let that sway you.
They taste so much better than real berries.
So... we need to talk.
I think we should talk.
Is everything okay?
Well... you've been living here a while now.
I know. I may sell comic books at work,
but the real superheroes
are sitting right in front of me.
His middle name is David. Go.
Look, I care about you a lot,
but we are very different people.
Are you breaking up with me?
No, no, I'm just pointing out that
you're dark on the inside and I'm dark on the outside.
So, anyway, what I'm trying to say is...
You need to take that?
It's just my dad, probably calling
to wish me a happy birthday.
I'll call him back.
Look, Raj, be honest with me.
If you want to end things, just do it.
Don't expect me to do it for you.
End things? I'm trying to tell you that I love you.
* Happy birthday to you. *
* 祝你生日快乐 *
Wow, there's a Denny's in Vegas
you can actually get married in.
Doesn't sound very romantic.
Yeah, but we could get heart-shaped pancakes.
I'm sure we'll find a decent chapel.
- This is crazy! - I know!
You think people are gonna be mad?
Maybe. But this isn't about them; it's about us.
或许会吧 但主角是我们 不是他们
It is. It is about us.
And you know what the best part is?
I mean, we met, we were friends for a couple years,
then we got together, and then we got untogether,
then we worked out all our problems,
and now we know everything about each other,
we can just go forward
with no surprises and no regrets.
Right. No surprises.
Uh, well, there-there's one thing
I feel I should tell you.
You know, so we can go into this
with no secrets between us.
Remember, uh, a couple years back
when I was on that research ship in the North Sea?
Okay, well, there-there was a lot of drinking
and craziness going on...
Well, there was this girl.
It was just kissing.
But it still bothers me, and...
I wanted you to know.
Did you ever do anything like this since we've been...?
Oh, that's too bad.
You know, can I ask you a question?
Why are you telling me this now?
Well, like I said, we're about to get married,
and I-I want a clean slate.
Really? Be-Because to me,
it seems like we're about to get married
and you're trying to sabotage it.
W-Would you rather I didn't tell you?
No, I don't want there to be secrets between us.
See, now I'm confused.
I mean, what-what am I supposed to do?
Uh, keep your mouth off other women.
Uh, uh, f-from now on,
this mouth-- you and food, that's it.
Look, I'm not happy this happened,
but I think I can get past it.
I mean, we weren't engaged at the time,
and it was just kissing.
It wasn't even very good.
She was a smoker. I'd just been seasick...
Okay, that's enough. Stop talking.
we're still getting married?
Because we love each other.
And it's the happiest day of our lives.
Listen, I've been thinking a lot about relationships
and how difficult they can be, and I think...
I've been thinking about them, too, Sheldon.
Being your girlfriend is so challenging.
I've been incredibly patient for years.
this isn't easy to say, because I love you,
I need some time to take a step back
and reevaluate our situation.
I hope you understand.
...you're an expert on rings.
What do I do with this one?