Your argument is lacking in all scientific merit.
It is well established superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earth's yellow sun,
这很明确 超人通过飞入"黄日"核武器 清理他的衣服
which incinerates any contaminate matter
and leaves the invulnerable kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.
What if he gets something Kryptonian on it?
I don't know. Kryptonian mustard.
I think we can safely assume that all Kryptonian condiments
were destroyed when the planet Krypton exploded.
Or it turned into mustard Kryptonite,
the only way to destroy a rogue Kryptonian hotdog threatening Earth.
let's stay serious here. Superman's body is Kryptonian, therefore his sweat is Kryptonian.
严肃点 超人的身体是氪星的 因此他的汗水也是氪星的
Yeah, what about Kryptonian pit stains?
Superman doesn't sweat on Earth.
Okay, he's invited for dinner in the Bottle City of Kandor.
He miniaturizes himself, enters the city where he loses his superpowers. Now,
他把自己变小 进入该城 在那里 他失去了超能力
before dinner, his host says, "Who's up for a little Kryptonian tetherball?"
晚餐前 主人说 玩一会氪星绳球如何
Superman says "Sure," works up a sweat, comes back to Earth,
超人说 可以啊 玩得大汗淋漓 回到地球
his uniform now stained with indestructible Kryptonian perspiration.
Superman would have taken his uniform
to a Kandorian dry cleaner before he left the Bottle.
"Kandorian dry cl..." I give up.
You can't have a rational argument with this man.
isn't that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year?
No, not all at once.
I didn't get a good look. Can I go again?
It's David Underhill. So what?
His observation of high-energy positrons
has provided the first conclusive evidence
for the existence of galactic dark matter.
I have two words for you.
The first is "big," the other's "whoop."
It made almost all the work
you've done since you've been here completely useless.
Did not. Did, too.
Okay, maybe some of it, but...
好吧 有部分吧 但是
Look, the guy was just in the right place,
at the right time with the right paradigm-shifting
reinterpretation of the universe. He got lucky.
In more ways than one.
He's a very handsome man.
Doesn't do anything for me. If I was gonna go that way,
I'm more of a Zac Ephron kinda guy.
Oh, yeah, like you have a shot with Zac Ephron.
Are you Leonard Hofstadter?
I'm David Underhill.
Yeah, Dr. Gablehauser said if I wanted
to set something up in the photomultiplier lab,
that you'd be able to give me a hand?
You want to work with me? Well,
if you have a little time, yeah.
Wow.... Y-yeah, sure.
Yeah, no problem. Uh...
Here's my home number.
Here's my parents' number up in New Jersey.
They always know how to reach me. So... Okay.
Congratulations on the MacArthur Grant, by the way. Big fan.
对了 恭喜你获得麦克亚瑟天才奖 我很崇拜你
Thanks. I'll call you.
What are you looking at?
You've never seen a hypocrite before?
Trailing badly, Wolowitz needs a strike
if he has any hopes of catching up with Sheldon Cooper,
who is dominating in the ninth frame with a career-best 68.
There are no do-overs in Wii bowling.
There are always do-overs when my people play sports.
Where were you that's more important than Wii bowling night?
It's a rhetorical question. There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night.
这是反问句 没什么能比 Wii保龄球之夜重要
Come on, it's just a video game.
And we suck at it.
Nice motivational speech from the team captain.
I was working with Dave Underhill.
Ooh, "Dave." Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF.
哦 "戴维" 听起来莱纳德有了新的"好朋友"
Actually, he's pretty cool.
I mean, not only is he a brilliant scientist,
but it turns out he's a Black Diamond skier.
He collects vintage motorcycles. He plays in a rock band.
So? We're in a rock band.
We play Rock Band on our X-Box.
Nice motivational speech from our lead guitarist.
He does this hysterical impersonation
of Stephen Hawking having phone sex.
What are you wearing?
That's not... He does it better.
Anyway, he said he was gonna take me to the gym tomorrow,
so I'm gonna go practice my situps.
Whoa. Humongous man crush, dude.
Yeah. It's officially a bro-mance.
Hey, Sheldon, are you and Leonard putting up a Christmas tree?
嘿 谢尔顿 你和莱纳德要不要弄棵圣诞树?
No, because we don't celebrate
the ancient pagan festival of Saturnalia.
Gather round, kids,
it's time for Sheldon's beloved Christmas special.
In the pre-Christian era,
as the winter solstice approached and the plants died,
pagans brought evergreen boughs into their homes
as an act of sympathetic magic, intended
to guard the life essences of the plants until spring.
This custom was later appropriated
by Northern Europeans and eventually it becomes
the so-called Christmas tree.
And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.
Okay, well, thank you
for that, but I got you and Leonard
a few silly neighbor gifts, so I'll just
put them under my tree.
You bought me a present?
Why would you do such a thing?
I don't know. 'Cause it's Christmas?
Oh, Penny. I know you think you're being generous,
哦 佩妮 我知道你认为自己很大方
but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity.
You haven't given me a gift.
You've given me an obligation.
Don't feel bad, Penny, it's a classic rookie mistake.
别难过 佩妮 这是新手常犯的错
My first Hanukkah with Sheldon,
he yelled at me for eight nights.
Now, hey, it's okay.You don't have to get me anything in return.
Of course I do. The essence of the custom
is that I now have to go out and purchase for you
a gift of commensurate value
and representing the same perceived level of friendship
as that represented by the gift you've given me.
It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.
Okay, you know what? Forget it.
I'm not giving you a present.
No, it's too late. I see it. That elf sticker
太晚了 我都看到了 那个小精灵贴纸
says, "To Sheldon."
The die has been cast.
The moving finger has writ.
Hannibal has crossed the Alps.
I know. It's funny when it's not happening to us.
我知道 有意思 特别是发生在别人身上
Sheldon, I am very, very sorry.
No. No, I brought this on myself
别 别 我自找的
by being such an endearing and important part of your life.
I'm going to need a ride to the mall.
It's happening to us.
Are you gonna make it?
Thanks for letting me try out your motorcycle.
I had no idea it was so heavy.
The thing just fell right over on me, didn't it?
Yeah. Lucky for you it wasn't moving.
-Oh, hey, Leonard. Ooh, are you okay? -Oh, yeah.
It's just a little motorcycle accident.
My God, how fast were you going?
I don't know. It's all such a blur.
Good one. He couldn't even get it started.
Penny. So it's your motorcycle?
it landed on my leg.
You mind giving me a hand with speed racer here?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
So, um, Dave, how do you know Leonard?
Why is that so surprising?
Uh, well, it's just that the physicists I know
are indoorsy and pale.
I just wear the appropriate sun block
because I don't take melanoma lightly.
and Leonard working on an experiment together?
Yeah, actually we are.
Yeah, we're examining the radiation levels
of photomultiplier tubes
for a new dark matter detector.
Uh, sweetie, sweetie,
Dave was talking.
You know, I love science.
-Since when? -Since always.
Call me a geek, but I am just nuts
for the whole subatomic- particle thing.
The last thing I would ever call you is a geek.
Ha. Well, that's what I am--
I could show you the lab we're working in.
We've got some cool toys, you know-- lasers and stuff.
You know, I have always wanted to see a big science lab.
Leonard, are you okay here? Uh...
-Yeah. I guess. -How 'bout we go see it now?
Maybe afterwards we take the bike up the coast,
We grab a little bite to eat...
Um... Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great.
Let me just get my jacket.
Boy, she'll do, huh?
Yeah, if you like that type.
No, just neighbors.
I don't know how you live next door to that
without doing something about it.
science is my lady.
See you tomorrow, Leonard.
See ya. 'Bye, Penny.
Did you forget your key?
I don't see anything in here a woman would want.
You've got lotions and bath oils and soaps.
这里有身体乳液 沐浴精油 香皂
that's the estrogen hat trick.
What it is is a cacophonous assault
of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla.
尤加利属植物 月桂树的果实 肉桂和香草
It's as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.
Sheldon, if you don't like this stuff,
let's just go next door and build her a bear.
I told you before, bears are terrifying.
bath stuff. It's perfect!
You got a scented candle, a cleansing buff,
spearmint and green tea scented bath oil, promotes relaxation.
That presupposes Penny is tense.
She knows you. She's tense.
We all are. Buy a basket!
Excuse me, we're ready.
Let's say for a moment that I accept
the bath item gift hypothesis,
I now lay the following conundrum at your feet:
This one. Let's go.
You put no thought into that.
I'm sorry. Uh... this one.
I have insufficient data to proceed.
If I were to give you this gift basket,
based on that action alone and no other data,
infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.
Now, are we friends?
Are you my grandmother?
I don't understand what you're talking about
and you're making me a little uncomfortable.
See? Sounds just like you and Penny.
Hey, Leonard. Come, join us.
And Penny, what a surprise.
Dave was just showing me around the university.
You know, this place is unbelievable!
Yeah, I know. I've been offering to show you around for a year and a half.
You always said you had yoga.
Maybe I heard you wrong.
A lot of words sound like "yoga."
This is an amazing woman, Leonard.
She has a curious and agile mind,
not to mention being curious and agile in other respects.
Yes, please shut up.
don't you think you and I should get back to the lab?
You know, that dark matter isn't going to detect itself.
Actually, I was thinking about taking the afternoon off
so I could work on another experiment with Penny.
Really? We're going to do an experiment?
Uh-huh. We're going to explore the effects of tequila shots
on a gorgeous 22-year-old woman.
It's not an experiment!
You saw what happened last night.
You ready to go? Yeah.
Oh, can I drive the motorcycle?
Yeah, why not?
You can't do any worse than Leonard.
By the way, my leg is killing me.
Mmm, great news, Leonard.
I've solved my Penny gift dilemma.
You see, the danger was that I might under or over-reciprocate,
but I have devised a foolproof plan.
See, I will open her gift to me first
and then excuse myself,
feigning digestive distress.
Then I'll look up the price of her gift online,
choose the basket closest to that value, give it to her
and then I'll return the others for a full refund.
Is it okay if I hide them in your room?
The smell makes me nauseated.
Do whatever you want.
Thank you, that's very gracious.
Why couldn't you have just done what Leonard did
and get Penny a new boyfriend?
My leg is killing me.
Okay, I have just one question for you.
While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us,
you said that you didn't want
to go out with me because I was too smart for you!
Well, news flash, lady
那好吧 新闻来了 女士
David Underhill is ten times smarter than me!
You'd have to drive a railroad spike into his brain
for me to beat him at checkers!
I'm like one of those sign-language gorillas
who knows how to ask for grapes!
So, my question is...
What's up with that?!
Why are you yelling at me?
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
对不起 对不起 对不起
Never mind, we're cool.
Dave is not smarter than you.
Really? Why would you say that?
Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife
off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.
He tried to take nude photos of you?
That's what you took from that?!
The guy is married!
I'm so-- Oh, that's terrible.
And you, if you are so okay
with the way things are between us,
why are you so jealous?
The important thing is he's married and that's terrible!
Nice save, genius.
It stopped being eggnog like half an hour ago.
Smoother than you.
Come on, it's Christmas, just give me this one.
拜托 现在是圣诞节 就这么对我啊
Okay, Merry Christmas.
By the way, my leg is killing me.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
Very good, thanks for asking. Come on in.
很好 谢谢关心 进来吧
Ah, good, Penny, you're here to exchange gifts.
哦 真棒 佩妮 你来和我交换礼物了
You'll be pleased to know
I'm prepared for whatever you have to offer.
I should note I'm having some digestive distress,
so, if I excuse myself abruptly, don't be alarmed.
所以 如果我突然离开一下 不要惊异哦
"live long and prosper.
Yeah, he came into the restaurant.
Sorry the napkin's dirty. He wiped his mouth with it.
I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!
Yeah, yeah. I guess.
是 是的 我想是这样的
But look, he signed it.
但是 看哪 他还在上面签名了
Do you realize what this means?!
All I need is a healthy ovum
and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!
Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.
好吧 我给你的只是餐巾而已 谢尔顿
Oh, a gift cerficate for motorcycle lessons.
Yeah, and I checked.
Not letting the bike fall on you
while standing still is lesson one.
Oh, then, I think you'll appreciate what I got you.
噢 那么 我想你看到我送你的东西 你会很感动的
"101 Totally Cool Science Experiments for Kids."
You know, 'cause you're so into science.
Sheldon! What did you do?!
It's not enough, is it?
Leonard, look! Sheldon's hugging me.
莱纳德 看哪 谢尔顿在抱我呢
It's a Saturnalia miracle.