Okay. Are you from the Star Wars universe?
Were you in the original trilogy?
Oh, is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?
God, I hope not.
And no, I'm not Princess Leia.
Okay, okay. My turn. Um...
Are you in all six Star Wars movies?
- Yes. - Interesting.
Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?
I do not resemble C-3PO.
I'm flattered. I just don't see it.
You've reached "Friends with Benefits."
For a booty call, press one now.
What exactly does that expression mean,
"friends with benefits"?
Does he provide her with health insurance?
Imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with,
but you were free to date whoever you wanted.
I'm sorry. I can't imagine any of that.
All right. Back to the game.
I believe it's my turn.
You may begin your questions whenever you're ready.
Are you Spock?
I don't like this game.
Aren't you leaving for your booty call?
No, it was something else.
Why does everything have to be about sex with you? Come on.
Are you from a TV series?
I bet he's someone from Babylon 5.
We're never going to get it.
What happened with Leslie? Why did she dump you?
I don't know. She just said,
"Howard, Mama's a rolling stone."
Then her call waiting beeped and she was gone.
If you were in a non-emotional relationship, then why
are you having what appears to be an emotional response?
Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her.
Of course I had feelings for her.
I saw her naked, for God's sake.
Okay, look, you just need to get your mind off it.
Do you want to go to the comic book store?
Maybe go see a movie?
I don't want to go anywhere.
I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada
designed specifically to help people like Howard
forget their problems.
They can replace them with new problems such as alcoholism,
gambling addiction, and sexually transmitted diseases.
比如酗酒 赌博 性传播疾病
Is it me, or was that Sheldon's way of saying, "Vegas, baby!"?
I've never been there. Have you?
I just got "Vegas, baby!" from Vince Vaughn in Swingers.
It could be fun. I know my weekend's wide open, now that...
Okay, let's do this. Let's go to Las Vegas.
- Now? Right now? - Why not?
People do things "right now," all the time.
Why can't we be "right now" people, too?
Go home, pack a bag, and we'll be "right now" people.
I mean, I have to stop at the drug store to refill a prescription,
but after that, we'll go right now.
What do you say, Howard?
What are you going to tell your mother?
"Sea World, baby!"
Hey, Sheldon, are you coming?
I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs
and hatch larvae in my auditory canal.
Great. We'll bring you back a t-shirt.
And how are you this fine evening?
I'm just in a good mood.
While my compatriots are in Las Vegas,
I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.
That's Superman's big ice thingy, right?
You know, I'm in such a good mood,
I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp
of the English language folksy and charming today.
Mmm. What smells so good?
That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer,
a perfect culinary representation
of the freedom this evening holds.
Not only is it Indian cuisine, which Koothrappali loathes,
it contains a generous helping of peanuts,
which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister.
And finally, its main ingredient is paneer, a farmer's cheese
还有 主料是干酪 一种农家芝士
that would cause Leonard to render any room uninhabitable
Well, enjoy your big evening.
I realize you're also on your own tonight,
so if, at some point, you find yourself with nothing to do,
please do not disturb me.
Have fun, Sheldon.
What's wrong, Superman?
Locked out of your big ice thingy?
Mouthwash, lotion, body wash.
漱口水 润肤露 沐浴液
Shampoo and conditioner
together in one tiny bottle.
I love Las Vegas.
Howard, could I borrow some aftershave?
Black case, top compartment.
That's a lot of cologne.
First row are your musks. Second is woods,
leathers and botanicals.
Third is assorted pheromones. Tread lightly.
That's the spirit, Howard.
You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an email.
That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page.
I'm checking her Facebook page.
Look at her status update. She's saying she dumped me.
People need to know I dumped her.
But she did dump you.
Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.
拉杰 醒醒吧 互联网上无事实
Just go. I'll catch up with you.
Oh, we should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky.
Okay, uh, if I get lucky, I'll take her
to my stately manner outside Gotham City, and...
if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.
Hang on. I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.
Our keys go in a bowl.
You should get a bowl.
So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper
forget his key in the first place?
I left them in the bowl.
I just remembered where the emergency key is.
- Where? - In your apartment.
What's it doing in my apartment?
Well, I went in there a few weeks ago,
and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there.
You went in my... Why would...
What are you saying?
It's not a big deal. I was making
coffee and I ran out of milk.
You're the milk thief!
Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter.
All right. Sheldon, look. Just calm down.
好啦 谢尔顿 淡定
I will call the building manager and he'll come open your door.
You just eat your dinner here while you're waiting.
Eat? My dinner? In your apartment?
吃? 我的晚饭? 在你家?
And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup
and go skinny-dipping down at the crick.
Cause today is the day to stop making sense.
I'm telling you, Leonard... video slots...
告诉你 莱纳德 老虎机
free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid
and all you can eat shrimp for $3.95.
Disneyland can suck it.
This is the real happiest place on earth.
That's laundry for a month!
Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.
Hello, Rajesh Ra--
So, you interested in a little party?
Why, yes, I love to party.
Party is my middle name.
Or, it would be if it weren't Ramayan.
Uh, Raj, can I... can I talk to you for a moment?
Not now, Leonard.
Michaela's inviting me to a party.
You better call the moon
and make sure they have a bed for you.
Yeah. I really need to talk to you.
Excuse me. I'll be right back.
Don't move. Just stay the beautiful,
unspoiled American flower that you are.
What's wrong with you, dude?
That woman was all up in my jammy.
Okay. I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is,
好吧 我真的不想打击 你所谓的"雄性激素"
but I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute.
Let me put it this way:
In your entire life, how many gorgeous women
have walked straight up to you in a bar
and asked if you wanted to party?
Maybe I can save her.
Maybe, but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try.
或许吧 但我猜你可能会为此 付出每小时500美元的代价
It was lovely meeting you. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
Oh, I miss her already.
Oh, Howard's losing it.
Check out his latest Twitters.
"I'm at the bottom of a black hole "staring into the abyss.
My life is meaningless. My future is without hope."
Why don't we take him to see the Blue Man Group?
You think that'd help?
USA Today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family."
I don't know. Howard isn't really the family fun kind of guy.
我不知道 霍华德不是那种 通吃老少咸宜乐趣的人
It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker.
She's exactly his type; a hooker.
You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up.
We're not gonna get Wolowitz a hooker.
"I'm so lonely and horny,
I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate.
So how was your day?
Are you trying to make small talk?
Oh, sweetie, you really don't have to.
No, it's the accepted convention.
How was your day?
Well, uh, they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant,
so my hours are gonna be a little differe...
I'm sorry. That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat.
抱歉 我对此一点都不感兴趣 快吃吧
Yeah, hi. Listen, um... if you're not busy,
we were thinking maybe you could...
We were wondering...
...if you're really a prostitute.
I'm a prostitute.
Uh, the thing is, we've got this friend,
and he's kind of down in the dumps.
And we thought maybe you could cheer him up.
I think she knows what I meant.
How can she when you beat around the bush?
She's from the mean streets
where they shoot from the hip and keep it real.
Don't worry. I can take good care of your friend.
Uh, um... listen, is there a way that we can do this
where he doesn't know that you're a, you know...
You want the girlfriend experience.
Yes. Yeah, exactly.
对 对 正是
The girlfriend experience.
Actually, if it's not too much to ask,
could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Okay, that's question 20.
I don't know, Sheldon.
Are you Star Wars?
How can one person be a whole movie?
Okay, I give up. Can we just do something else?
Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?
Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?
Where did that even come from?
Did he say we were?
No, Leonard said nothing.
But who knows what goes on over here
when he pretends your mail was misdelivered?
Just mail, no benefits.
Why are you asking?
I'm curious about the whole social construct.
On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite--
assuming one is afflicted with such--
without emotional entanglement, that seems eminently practical.
What I've observed, however, is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl.
不过 据我观察 霍华德·沃罗维茨却是 哭得像个小女孩一样
Well, some people just can't handle that kind of relationship.
Are you able to have sex with men
without developing an emotional attachment?
Sheldon, I really don't want to talk about this with you.
Is this conversation making you uncomfortable?
Of course it's making me uncomfortable. Can't you tell?
当然了 我很不爽 看不出来吗
I really have no idea.
I don't particularly excel
at reading facial expressions, body language...
I'm uncomfortable, Sheldon!
Thank you. That's very helpful.
All right, where are these amazing shrimp?
Seriously, you think this is the size of a baby's arm?
Okay, I'm going back to the room.
Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?
天啊 上一盘上等"胸肉" 他们会死么!
Hi, there. Howard Wolowitz.
I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here.
Are you suggesting I sleep on the couch?
Well, it wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind,
but it's the one I'm going with.
I can't sleep on your couch. I sleep in a bed.
And given its dimensions,
I have no intention of living out E.M. Snickering's
beloved children's book, The Tall Man From Cornwall.
"There was a tall man from Cornwall
"whose length exceeded his bed.
"My body fits on it, but barely upon it,
there's no room for my big Cornish head."
All right, I will give you my bed on one condition:
that you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours.
May I say one last thing?
Only if it doesn't rhyme.
Turn-ons? Let me see.
Reading a good book in front of the fire,
long walks on the beach...
and getting freaky on the Sabbath
with a bacon cheeseburger.
Oy,gevalt, you're hot.
Excuse me for a moment.
Hey, how's it going?
Cut the crap. You set this up, didn't you?
She's a hooker, isn't she?
You already gave her the money?
Maybe that's because your hole is still open.
Your home is 20 feet from here.
20 feet, 20 light-years, it doesn't matter.
20英尺 20光年 都没关系
It's in a galaxy far, far away.
What do you want me to do?
Sing "Soft Kitty."
That's only for when you're sick.
Homesick is a type of being sick.
Come on, do I really have to?
I suppose we can stay up and talk.
* Soft kitty, warm kitty *
* Little ball of fur *
- * Sleepy kit... * - No.
* Soft kitty, warm kitty *
* Little ball of fur *
* Happy kitty, sleepy kitty *
* Purr, purr, purr. *
呜 呜 呜 [猫的叫声]
Thank you for letting me stay here.
Oh. You're welcome, sweetie.
Okay, I'm sleepy now，get out.
行了 我有睡意了 出去吧
You're finally home.
What were you doing at Penny's?
Well, we had dinner,
uh, played some games, and then I spent the night.
You'll be happy to know that I now have
a much better understanding of "friends with benefits."