Fellow warrior,this is sheldoor conqueror.We are about to enter Atzel's fortress.
战士兄弟们 我是征服者Sheldor 我们将要向堡垒出发
Now,this is a long run,so let's do another bladder check.
今天 我们将长时间作战 再次检查下 膀胱是否排空
All right,Barry,we'll wait for you again,but you really should see a doctor.
好吧 Barry 我们再等你会儿 但你真的需要去看医生了
Sheldor is AFK.
Penny,are you experiencing some sort of difficulty?
Yes. I can't get my stupid door open.
You appear to have put your car key in the door lock-- are you aware of that?
Damn it,damn it,damn it,damn it,damn it!
该死 该死 该死 该死 该死!
Would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly?
I can't get the damn key out.
Well,it's not surprising-- that Baldwin lock on your door uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders,
whereas the key for your Volkswagen uses a center cylinder system.
Point of inquiry: why did you put your car key in the door lock?
Why?I'll tell you why--
because today I had an audition,it took me two hours to get there,
I waited an hour for my turn,and before I could even start,they told me I looked too Midwest for the part.
又花了一个小时才轮到我 还没开始演 他们就说 我对于角色太中西部化了
Too Midwest-- what the hell does that even mean?
Well,the American Midwest was mostly settled by Scandinavian and Germanic people.
美国中西部的大部分居民 都是 斯坎迪纳维亚人和日耳曼人后裔
- They have a characteristic facial bone structure... - I know what it means,Sheldon!
- 他们的面部骨骼结构特征明显... - 不需要你解释 Sheldon!
God! You know,I have been in L. A.for almost two years now,
and I haven't gotten a single acting job.
I've accomplished nothing,haven't gotten a raise at work,haven't even had sex in six months,
我一事无成 没有升职 6个月没有做爱了
and just now,when I was walking up those stairs,a fly flew in my mouth and I ate it!
Well,actually,insects are a dietary staple in many cultures.
其实 在很多文化里 昆虫是主食
They're almost pure protein.
I believe the condensation on your frozen foods weakened the structural integrity of the bag.
But returning to your key conundrum,perhaps you should call a locksmith and have him open the door for you.
I did. He said he'll get here when he gets here.
And you're frustrated because he phrased his reply in the form of a meaningless tautology?
I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything and my breath smells like fly.
Would you prefer to wait in our apartment?
No,Sheldon,I'd rather sit on this freezing-cold floor sobbing like a three-year-old.
不 Sheldon 我更想坐在冰冷的楼板上 呜呜的像个三岁女孩
Just when I think I've gotten the hang of sarcasm.
By aBu 201705
《生活大爆炸》 第二季 第3集
Make yourself comfortable.
Sheldor is back online.
What are you doing?
I'm playing Age of Conan,an online multiplayer game
set in the universe of Robert E.Howard's Conan the Barbarian.
设定在Robert E. Howard的科南荒蛮时代
Sheldor back online.
Away From Keyboard.
暂时离开键盘 (Away From Keyboard)
What does that stand for?
Yes,but what does it stand for?
Now,just click on the enchanted boots to put them on.
Mm,I don't know-- can I see them in another color?
Just click on them.
Yeah,congratulations. You are now a level-three warrior.
Leonard,guess what? I'm a level-three warrior.
Leonard 你猜怎么着? 我是三级战士了
Great. Do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment?
很好 你知道你公寓外面 掉了一堆东西吗?
I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting and it's starting to attract wildlife.
我把吃的捡起来了 因为冰激淋化了 都招来了野猫
Uh-huh,yeah. Do I stay in the jungle or go towards the beach?
It doesn't matter-- right now; you're looking for treasure.
无所谓 现在 你要去找财宝
Wait,wait,where are you going?
别 别 你去哪儿?
No,no. You're okay.
If you run into crocodiles,just kick them with your boots.
You want to catch me up?
Well,let's see,uh,she attempted to open her apartment with her car key
because her face is overly Midwestern,um...
she hasn't had sex in six months...
and she ate a fly.
Seriously? Six months?
Oh,my God! A treasure chest! I'm rich!
噢 天哪! 找到宝藏了! 我发达了!!
Level three,and she thinks she's rich.
Okay... we're all set.
Check it out-- it's just corn starch and water.
They make up a non-Newtonian fluid,which is liquid,but solid under the percussive action of the speaker.
它们组成了非牛顿流体 是种液体 但在喇叭的冲击作用下成了固体
That's what makes it get all funky.
Uh,listen,I need to talk to Sheldon.
呃 听着 我要和Sheldon说话
No,that's what she said-- Sheldon.
Okay,I'm in the game,and I've been exploring the island of Tortage,
那个 我在玩游戏 一直在托提吉岛探险
but I can't figure out how to get past the Guard Captn.
Do you have the Enchanted Sword?
No,no,I have a bronze dagger.
You can't slay the Guard Captain with a bronze dagger.
My Lord,it's like the car key in your apartment door all over again.
All right,how do I get the sword?
Well,have you been to the Temple of Mishra?
Is that the place on the hill with the weird priest in front of it?
No,no,no,it's... Oh,for God's sakes,gimme.
不 不 不 是... 噢 老天呀 给我吧
Thank you-- I really appreciate this.
You're gonna have to learn to do these things for yourself,Penny.
Don't patronize me-- just get the sword!
LEONARD: Beats me. They were playing all last night,too.
It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover.
Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty.
I always thought Peppermint Patty was a lesbian.
不 玛茜才是 (里的眼镜小呆女)
Peppermint Patty's just athletic.
There you go-- one Enchanted Sword.
All right,gimme,gimme,gimme. I want to kill the Guard Captain.
好吧 给我 给我 给我 我要杀死那个守卫长
That girl needs to get a life.
- Sheldon... - Danger! Danger!
- Sheldon... - 危险! 危险!
No danger-- it's just me,Penny.
没危险 是我 Penny
Listen,I got to level 25 and reached Purple Lotus Swamp,right?
听着 我练到了25级 到了紫莲花沼泽 对吧?
You're in my bedroom.
Leonard gave me an emergency key.
People can't be in my bedroom.
Well,can we go talk in the living room?
I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.
I spilled grape juice.
Well,wear different pajamas.
I can't wear different pajamas-- these are my Monday pajamas.
Penny,people cannot be in my bedroom.
Okay,fine,just tell me,is it too soon to join a quest to the Black Castle?
好吧 随便怎样 只要告诉我 现在加入黑城堡探险之旅会不会太早?
You were invited on a quest to the Black Castle?
Yeah,yeah. By some guys in Budapest.
嗯 是的 好像是布达佩斯的玩家
I'm just not sure it's the right move for my character.
Of course it's not-- you're only a level 25.
These Hungarians,they're just using you for dragon fodder.
那些匈牙利人 只是拿你来做诱饵 喂龙的
Boy,you'd think you could trust a horde of Hungarian barbarians.
Please,Penny,enough. I have to sleep.
求你了 Penny 够了 我需要睡眠
Okay,well,you were great. Thanks.
好的 你太棒了! 谢谢
Hey,Leonard. Listen,don't go in Sheldon's room-- he's not wearing bottoms.
嘿 Leonard 听着 别进Sheldon的房间 他没穿睡裤
Sheldon,you want to catch me up again?
**ery busy today.
I realize that,Dr.Gablehauser,but it is your job,
我知道 Gablehauser博士 但这是你的工作
as head of the department,to mediate all interdepartmental disputes.
University Policy Manual,Chapter Four,Subsection Two: Mediation of Interdepartmental Disputes.
本大学规章制度 第四章第2部分: 调节内部矛盾
Dr. Winkle,what colorful name did you call Dr. Cooper this time?
Dr. Cooper,Dr. Winkle apologizes.
- No,I don't. - No,she doesn't.
- 不 我不要 - 不 她没有
I was clearly signed up to use the mainframe in Buckman 204,
and Dr.Winkle just wantonly ripped the sign-up sheet off the wall.
It wasn't even an official sign-up sheet.
He printed it himself,and he put his name down on every slot for the next six months.
If it is a crime to ensure that the university's resources
are not being squandered chasing subatomic wild geese,then I plead guilty.
Do you need to get that,Dr. Cooper?
Well,don't turn it off,you might miss your call from the Nobel committee letting you know
you've been nominated as Dumb-Ass Laureate of the Year.
噢 是吗? 那么...
you wouldn't even be nominated.
Dr. Gablehauser,I have a series of important calculations and simulations to run.
All she's doing is reducing irrelevant data and making a mock...
Excuse me. Gablehauser.
Penny,this is not a good time.
No,I told you,you're not prepared for the Sanctum of Burning Souls.
不 我告诉过你 你还不能进入火灵魂的密室
You need to be in a group of at least five for that quest and one should be a level 35 healer.
Penny,I can't log on and help you.
Penny 我现在不能登录 帮你打
We'll talk when I get home.
I'm not getting the computing time,am I?
Leonard,you have to do something about Penny.
She is interfering with my sleep,she's interfering with my work,
and if I had another significant aspect of my life,
I'm sure she'd be interfering with that,too.
Why should I do something?
You're the one who introduced her to online gaming.
Yes,but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in.
没错 但她搬来时 是你跟她打招呼的
If you'd simply restrained yourself,none of this would be happening.
Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?
I did,I told her,I texted her,I sent out a very emphatic twitter.
我跟她说了 短信也发了 Twitter的即使留言也态度强硬
I even changed my Facebook status to Sheldon Cooper wishes Penny would leave him alone.
我甚至把我的Facebook状态改为: Sheldon Cooper希望Penny别来烦他
I don't know what else to do.
Well,what am I supposed to do?
I don't know,but if you don't figure something out,
I warn you,I shall become very difficult to live with.
You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy,fun-time Sheldon?
你是指 到目前为止 你一直是开心好玩的Sheldon?
- Yes. - I'll go talk to her.
- 是的 - 我去跟她谈谈
No,Fritz,I need you on my flank.
不 Fritz 站到我旁边去
No,I don't know German. Flankenzei,flankenzei.
不 我不懂德语 你快传中 快传中!
- Hey,Penny. - Busy.
- 嘿 Penny - 忙着呢
Yeah,I see that. Shouldn't you be at work?
嗯 看出来了 你不用上班吗?
I don't work on Mondays.
Queen Penelope,AFK. What...
Penelope女王 我暂停一下 干嘛...
Okay,uh... here's the thing.
好吧 呃... 是这样的
Sometimes people,good people,yeah,they start playing these games and they find themselves--
人们有时 我是说好人 他们开始玩网游后 发现自己...
through no fault of their own-- you know,kind of... addicted.
这并不是他们的错... 你知道的 有点...沉迷于游戏
Yeah,get to the point. I'm about to level up here.
嗯 说重点 我快要升级了
It's just if a person doesn't have a sense of achievement in their real life,
it's easy to lose themselves in a virtual world where they can get a false sense of accomplishment.
他们会很容易迷失在虚拟世界里 因为在那里 他们可以得到并不真实的成就感
Yeah,jabber,jabber,jabber. Okay,boys,Queen Penelope's back online.
是啊 唧唧喳喳唧唧 好了 伙计们 Penelope女王回来了
Cheetos in your hair.
Hey,Penny,it's me again,Leonard.
嘿 Penny 又是我 Leonard
Leonard,I said not now.
I know,I'm just a little concerned about you.
Hey,what's with him?
Penny's been keeping him up at night.
But probably in a different way.
She's gotten really hooked on Age of Conan. She's playing nonstop.
Ah,yes,online gaming addiction.
啊 是的 网游会上瘾
There's nothing worse than having that multi-player monkey on your back.
- Sheldon,wake up! - Danger! Danger!
- Sheldon 醒醒! - 危险! 危险!
Oh,yeah? Well,your attempt at juvenilizing me by excluding me from the set of adult males,just...
噢 什么? 你故意把我排除在"男人们"之外 意在把我儿童化 只是...
Oh,I'm too tired to do this.
That's right,I heard you've been pulling all-nighters with Middle Earth Barbie.
She comes into my room.
No one's supposed to be in my room.
I would postulate that she's escaping into the online world to compensate for her sexual frustration.
我认为 她以网游度日 是因为在性方面得不到满足
But probably in a different way.
That's not what she's doing,Leslie.
She's just trying to shore up her self-esteem. It has nothing to do with sex.
Everything has to do with sex.
I'm not touching that.
Leslie,you are way off base here.
While I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist or a human being,for that matter,
we have to concede her undeniable expertise in the interrelated fields of promiscuity and general sluttiness.
My point is that Tinkerbell just needs to get her some.
Oh,yes,some sexual intercourse.
哦 对了 来些两性的交流
I'll take the bullet.
Excuse me,this whole idea is insane.
Enough debate,I'm going to take action.
Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?
Would you like to be?
- Sheldon... - Puh-puh-puh.
- Sheldon... - 得 得 得
Can I have your phone number?
There. Problem solved.
Okay,I'm at the gate to the Treasury of the Ancients. I'm going in.
好了 我在远古金库的大门这里 我进来了
Stay close to the wall. Avoid the mummies.
I must say you're playing very well for a woman of 23.
- Twenty-two. - Right,22.
- 22 - 好耶 22
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Oh,here come the mummies.
Which spell do I use,the hateful strike or the frenzy stance?
What happened to the rest of your group?
I dumped them,they're a bunch of wussies.
狂暴 狂暴 狂暴 狂暴
So,listen,would you describe your ideal vacation as a wild adventure to unknown lands
听着 你怎么描述你的理想职业? 是对未知之地的狂野冒险
or staying at home curled up with a good book?
These are market research questions.
I'm filling out the online registration for your game.
哦 好的 狂野冒险
Oh,frenzy stance isn't working.
Die,you undead mummy,die!
去死吧 你个老不死的木乃伊 死吧!
- Drink a healing potion. - Thank you.
- 喝一瓶治愈药水 - 谢谢
Anyhow,on a scale of one to five,
with one being always initiated by him and five being always initiated by you,
how do you prefer your sexual encounters to begin?
That's on the registration?
Oh,yes,it's quite extensive.
恩 对的 范围很广的
But if we complete it,you get a free expansion pack. 75 additional quests.
但是如果我们完成了 你会得到个 免费的扩展包和75个其他任务
Ooh,awesome,okay,I totally like to initiate. I'm a big ol' five.
赞! 好吧 我喜欢主动哇 我绝对是"大佬五"那型的
Good to know. Big ol' five.
Leonard,this is Tom.
你好 Tom Sheldon...
Didn't I explain to you about your little mistake in the cafeteria?
Yes,you were very clear.
As was everyone else at the table.
Tom,however,has been chosen by science as a suitable mate for Penny.
但是Tom 是经过科学选择出的 Penny最合适的伴侣
Chosen by science?
Well,what passes for science on dating sites.
They claim to use heuristic algorithms,but it may well be hokum.
You got Penny to sign up for online dating?
No,of course not. See,I used trickery and deceit.
不 当然不是 我只是用了些小小的手段和伎俩
Tom is a paramedic with the fire department,but he's going to med school at night.
He likes the outdoors and,uh,strong women who initiate sex.
他喜欢户外 呃... 还有强壮的充满"性"趣女人
I'm surprised you struck out with Penny.
Apparently,she's a big ol' five.
Sheldon,what do you want?
Oh,good,you got my note. Penny,I'd like you to meet Tom.
哦 好嘞 你看到我留言了 Penny 来认识下Tom
Penny,this is Tom. Tom,may I present Penny.
Penny 这是Tom Tom 来认识下Penny
- Hi,Penny. - Yeah,hey. Listen...
- 嗨 Penny - 恩 嗨 听着...
as long as I'm here,I'm on a quest with a bunch of newbs.
They don't know what they're doing.
We've got one assassin,three spell casters and no tank.
我们有一个刺客 三个魔法师部队 没有坦克
- Can we talk about this later? - No,no,no,no. I need you now.
- 能过会儿再谈这个不? - 不 不 不 现在就得和你说
Wouldn't you prefer to socialize with Tom,who is a sexually passive outdoorsman?
难道你不愿意和Tom社"交"一下么? 他是个户外男孩哦 不大主动的说
Whatever. I'll figure it out myself.
I'm sorry,dude,she didn't look anything like her picture.
哥们 抱歉 她可和照片上的完全两人
They never do.
It is I,Sir Howard of Wolowitz.
是我啊 Howard Wolowitz先生
Can I interest you in an afternoon of spirited questing
followed by a flagon of ale at Yon Virtual Tavern?
恩 好吧 没什么不好的
Oh,my God,I need help.
哦 糟了 这下真需要人帮助了