Let's see,Raj was the kung pao chicken.
- I'm the dumplings. - Yes,you are.
- 我是饺子 - 没错
Creepy good or creepy bad?
Who was the shrimp with lobster sauce?
That would be me. Come to pa,you un-kosher delight.
我的 来让老爸爽爽 好久没犯戒了 (不吃虾是犹太教戒律之一)
I'm not necessarily talking to the food.
- Baby wipe? - Why do you have...
- 要婴儿卫生纸么? - 你为啥...
- No,don't ask! - No,don't,don't!
- 别问! - 不! 不要!
I'll tell you why.
I had to sanitize my hands because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms
with hot air blowers.
I thought the blowers were more sanitary.
- Really,don't. - Why...
- 实际上不是 - 为啥要再问...
Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence.
Frankly,it'd be more hygienic if they just had a plague-infested gibbon sneeze my hands dry.
坦白说 让得瘟疫的长臂猿来把我手喷干 都比那要来得卫生
Hey,guys,I just got the most amazing news...
嘿 大伙们 我有惊世奇闻...
Gosh,Raj,do you think you'll ever be able to talk in front of me without being drunk?
哟 Raj 你觉得你还有可能 在清醒时同我说话么?
Okay,well,I'll just,um,go eat by myself.
Penny,you don't have to do that.
Oh,it's okay,between him not talking,him talking and him...
没关系的 比起他不说话 他乱说话 还有他...
I'm better off alone.
Good-bye,you poor,strange little man.
She's so considerate.
So what's your news?
Remember that little planetary object I spotted beyond the Kuiper Belt?
Or as I call it,Planet Bollywood.
Anyway,because of my discovery,Peoplemagazine is naming me one of their 30 under 30 to watch.
总之 因为我的发现 我已经是人物杂志"3030计划"的一员了
- Congratulations. - that's incredible.
- 恭喜你呀 - 真是太赞了
Excuse me,30 what under 30 what to watch what?
30 visionaries under 30 years of age to watch as they challenge the preconceptions of their fields.
If I had a million guesses,I never would have gotten that.
They've got me in with a guy who's doing something about hunger in Indonesia,
and a psychotherapist who's using dolphins to rehabilitate prisoners,
and Ellen Page,star of the charming independent film,Juno.
噢 还有Ellen Page 那部大赞的独立电影"朱诺"的主角
Oh,I'd so do her.
You'd do the dolphins.
Do I get an honorable mention for designing the telescope camera mounting bracket you used?
Sorry,it's not part of my heartwarming and personal narrative
in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame poverty
and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.
Poverty? Your father's a gynecologist. He drives a Bentley.
你还贫困? 你老爸是妇科医生 还开宾利跑车呢
Was there some sort of peer review committee to determine which scientists would be included?
Peer review? It'sPeoplemagazine. Peoplepicked me.
同行评议会? 那是人物杂志 是人们选择了我
- What people? - The people fromPeople.
- 哪些人? - 人物杂志的那些人呗
Yeah,but exactly who are these people?
What are their credentials? How are they qualified?
What makes accidentally noticing a hunk of rock
that's been traipsing around the solar system for billions of years more noteworthy
than any other scientific accomplishment made by someone under 30?
Boy,I'll bet Ellen Page's friends aren't giving her this kind of crap.
我敢打赌 Ellen Page的朋友们可不会说这些废话
Are you proud of yourself?
By aBu 201705
《生活大爆炸》 第二季 第4集
Oh,there's my missing neutrino.
You were hiding from me as an unbalanced charge,weren't you,you little sub-atomic dickens?
你干嘛像个不稳定的电子一样躲着我 对吧 你这亚原子小鬼?
Hey,look,look,I found my missing neutrino.
嘿 看呐 我找到丢掉的微中子了
Oh good,we can take it off the milk carton.
噢 真棒 能把它从牛奶盒上拿下来了
Come on,we're going to apologize to Raj and invite him out to dinner.
来吧 我们要去同Raj道歉 顺便请他一起去吃饭
Apologize for what?
He came over last night with some pretty good news and we weren't very supportive.
I sense you're trying to tell me something.
You were a colossal asshat.
Of the three of us,I was by far the most supportive.
Really? Do tell.
How will Raj ever reach true greatness if his friends lower the bar for him?
要是作为朋友的我们 总是降低他成功的门槛 Raj怎么可能真正取得伟大的成就呢?
When I was 11,my sister bought our father a "World's Greatest Dad" coffee mug
十一岁时 我姐姐给老爸买了个咖啡杯 上面写着"世上最棒的老爸"
and,frankly,the man coasted until the day he died.
Okay,let's try it this way.
What if thisPeople magazine thing is the best Raj is ever going to achieve?
I had not considered that.
I often forget other people have limitations.
He can feel sadness?
Not really. It's what you and I would call condescension.
Now when we go in there,let's show Raj that we're happy for him.
Well,then fake it. Look at me.
好 那就装吧 你看我
I could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount
我都能慢慢接受这个事实 要知道 没有我的固定架
he never would have found that stupid,little clump of cosmic schmutz.
But I'm bigger than that.
Fine. What do you want me to do?
We're here to see Koothrappali,not kill Batman.
Close enough. Come on.
- Hey,Raj. - Hey,guys. What's up?
- 嘿 Raj - 嘿 大伙都在啊 怎么了?
We just wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight.
To celebrate your "30 under 30" thing. Right,Sheldon?
为了庆祝你的"3030" 没错吧 Sheldon?
That's very nice of you. I would like that.
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali.
- Gablehauser博士 - Koothrappal博士
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader.
- Gablehauser博士 - Hofstader博士
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper.
- Gablehauser博士 - Cooper博士
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz.
- Gablehauser博士 - Wolowitz先生
Boys,I've got a question for you: Who in this room discovered a star?
Actually,2008-NQ Sub-17 is a planetary body.
2008-NQ 亚17号 实际上是一颗行星
I'm not talking about you,I'm talking about me.
You,my exotic young friend,are my star.
But you didn't discover him.
You merely noticed he was here,much like he did with 2008-NQ Sub-17.
- Sheldon... - Oh,sorry.
- Sheldon - 噢 不好意思
Boy,we've got to get you into a better office.
Something more suited to your status.
Really,you don't have to go to any trouble.
How about if I put you in Von Gerlich's old office?
I'd rather have Fishbein's. It's bigger.
Wait a minute,I called dibs on Fishbein's office the day he started showing up at work in his bathrobe.
等等 Fishbein穿睡衣来上班以后 我是第一个申请他的办公室的
He gets a new office,I can't even get paper towels in the men's room?
- Sheldon. - Damn,this is hard.
- Sheldon - 靠 这也太难了
Let me ask you something.
What do you think the business of this place is?
- Science? - Money.
- 科学? - 钱
And this boy's picture inPeoplemagazine is gonna raise us a pile of money taller than...
他出现在人物杂志上 不就意味着 有数不尽的钱要向我们涌来
well,taller than you.
I have a Master's degree.
Dr. Koothrappali,have you ever had lunch in the president's dining room?
I didn't even know there was a president's dining room.
It's the same food as the cafeteria,only fresh.
Come on,little buddy.
Okay,big buddy. See you tonight,guys.
You can stop smiling now.
So anyway,after a fantastic lunch,
I was whisked off to the Peoplemagazine photo shoot...
Have any of you boys ever been to a photo shoot?
Apparently,the camera loves me and I,it.
They shot me in front of a starry background where I posed like this.
They're going to digitally add a supernova.
They say it's the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.
他们都说 对于我这个耀眼的天才而言 这是个完美的比喻
Right,a ball of hot,flaming gas that collapses upon itself.
没错 一团滚烫的火球 最终自取灭亡
Excuse me. Oh,it's my assistant,Trevor.
Go for Koothrappali.
They gave him an assistant?
If I want a new pen,I have to go to the bank with wire cutters.
Have we at this point met our social obligations?
Okay,just put it on my calendar,but start thinking of a reason why I can't go. All righty?
好 替我排上议事日程 不过别忘了编一个我无法出席的理由
God bless that boy. I don't know what I'd do without him.
You just got him this afternoon.
Yes,but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.
Oh,I'm sorry. Is that politically incorrect?
噢 抱歉 从政治角度 这么说对吗?
In India,we just call them untouchables.
- Now? - Almost.
- 够了吗? - 还差一点儿
Speaking of untouchables,I've got great news for you guys.
Peoplemagazine is having a reception this Saturday and I managed to get you invited.
- Oh,gee,thanks. - Oh,you're welcome.
- 噢 谢了 - 你真客气
Of course,I couldn't get you into the VIP section because,you know,
that's for VIPs and you guys are just,you know... P's.
你们也知道 你们只是个P而已 (只是普通人)
There's a tribe in Papua New Guinea where,when a hunter flaunts his success to the rt of the village,
在巴布亚新几内亚 有个原始部落 如果猎人向村里其他人炫耀自己的猎物
they kill him and drive away evil spirits with a drum made of his skin.
部族的人就会把他杀了 把他的皮做成鼓 据说能驱魔避邪
Superstious nonsense,of course,but one can see their point.
Here you go,Raj. You might want to drink this one slowly.
来了 Raj 你该慢点喝
Okay. So,Saturday night,can I count on my posse?
Gee,I'd love to,Raj,but I can't make it.
我很想去 Raj 可我没空
No,I could... no.
呃 行吧... 还是算了
I can make it. But I won't.
What are you guys talking about?
There's a reception for my magazine article on Saturday.
And you guys aren't going?
I can't believe you.
Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment and you're not even going to be there to support him?
A tremendous accomplishment would be if the planetary body he discovered were plummeting toward Earth
and he exploded it with his mind.
That would be cool. I'd go to that reception.
Come on,this is huge.
Raj is gonna be inPeoplemagazine,and he didn't even have to knock up one of the Spears sisters.
Would you like to go with me?
Of course I would. I would be honored.
Shame on you guys.
Look at that,I got a date with Penny.
I can't believe it took you a whole year.
- Now? - Now.
- 够了吗? - 咱撤
Hey,buddy,I'm going to be inPeoplemagazine.
Yeah,call me when you're on the cover.
Raj,look at you!
I know. I'm resplendent like the noonday sun,am I not?
我知道 像正午的太阳光彩照人 对吧?
Uh,yeah. Starting with the champagne a little early,aren't you?
是呀 这香槟喝的 不觉得早了点吗?
It was in the limo. They sent a limo. I have a limo.
是豪华轿车里的 他们派了辆加长轿车 我可以用豪华车了
I just love saying "limo."
Sip on this while you're getting ready.
That's what you're wearing?
Um,yeah. Why,what's wrong with it?
对呀 怎么 有什么不对吗?
Nothing. I was just hoping for something a little more,you know,ridonkulous.
Mm,yeah. Well,this is all the donkulous you're gonna get tonight.
好 也行 出发吧
All right,it's time to raise the roof!
- Hey,Leonard. - Dude.
- 你好 Leonard - 兄弟
- You look very nice. - Thank you.
- 很漂亮 - 谢谢
- Come on. Good night,Leonard. - Good night.
- 走吧 晚安 Leonard - 晚安
- Hey,Leonard,do you see my limo downstairs? - Yeah.
- Leonard 看到楼下的豪华车了吗? - 嗯
- It's bigger than the house my grandfather grew up in. - Terrific.
- 比我祖父长大的那间房子还大 - 相当不错
- It has more food,too. - All right,come on. Come on.
- 吃的也比那房子里的多 - 行了 走了 走了
I'm coming out,so get the party started
I'm coming out,I'm coming out I'm coming out...
我要出场 出场 出场...
Hey,good news. You don't have to sulk about Penny anymore.
好消息 你不用再为 和Penny的事闷闷不乐了
Look,there are hundreds of Croatian women just waiting for you to contact them.
看 这里有无数的克罗地亚女人 就等你联系她们了
I'll lend you my user name. It's "Wealthy Big Penis."
You gotta make it easy for 'em. They're just learning English.
So you're just gonna sit around here and mope
while Penny is out with Dr. Apu from the Kwik-E Mart?
It's not a date,and that's racist.
又不是约会 这么说也太种族主义了 (该角色为印度移民)
It can't be racist. He's a beloved character onThe Simpsons.
哪能啊 他可是辛普森一家里面 受大家喜爱的角色
Let's just eat so I can get to bed.
With any luck,tonight will be the night my sleep apnea kills me.
Did you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced,not shredded?
记得让他们 把椰菜鸡肉切成块 而不是丝吗?
- Even though the menu description specifies "shredded"? - Yes.
- 尽管菜单上特别提到 "鸡肉丝" - 对
- Brown rice,not white? - Yes.
- 黑米 没叫白米吧? - 对
- Did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard? - Yes.
- 有在韩国杂货店买上等的热芥末吗? - 有
- Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market? - Yes.
- 去市场打低钠酱油没? - 去了
What took you so long?
- Just sit down and eat. - Fine.
- 坐着吃吧 别废话 - 好吧
All right,it's shredded. What do you want me to do?
好啦 是鸡肉块 你想怎样啊?
I want you to check before you accept the order.
Were you distracted by the possibility that Koothrappali might have intercourse with Penny tonight?
你心烦意乱 是怕今晚Koothrappali 可能会和Penny发生关系?
He's not going to have intercourse with Penny.
Then there's no excuse for this chicken.
You know,this situation with Koothrappali brings to mind a story from my childhood.
Oh,goody,more tales from the panhandle.
切 这下好哟 狭长土地的又一传说
That's northwest Texas.
I'm from east Texas,the Gulf region,home to many Vietnamese shrimpers.
Do the shrimpers feature in your story?
Anyway,when I was eight,a Montgomery Ward delivery van ran over our family cat Lucky.
我8岁时 一辆蒙哥马利·华德的运货车 压死了我家的猫Lucky
- Lucky? - Yes,Lucky.
- Lucky(幸运的)? - 是的 Lucky
He's irony-impaired. Just move on.
Okay,dead cat named Lucky. Continue.
好吧 名叫Lucky的死猫 请继续
While others mourned Lucky,
I realized his untimely demise provided me with the opportunity
to replace him with something more suited to my pet needs:
a faithful companion that I could snuggle with at night,
yet would be capable of killing upon telepathic command.
Please,nothing so pedestrian.
I wanted a griffin.
Yes,half eagle,half lion.
I was studying recombinant DNA technology,and I was confidant I could create one,
but my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen.
Of course,my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.
郁闷的是 我妹妹想上游泳课 他们就让她去
Sheldon,not that we don't all enjoy a good lion semen story,but...
Sheldon 不是我们不喜欢狮子精子的故事 但是...
what's your point?
My point is if Koothrappali is moving on to a new life of shallow undeserved fame,
我想说的是 如果Koothrappali 开始追求浅浮低贱名利的新生活
perhaps this is an opportunity to create a better cohort.
You want to breed a new friend?
That's one option,but who has the time?
But consider this-- the Japanese,they're doing some wonderful work with artificial intelligence.
Now,you combine that with some animatronics from the imagineers over at Disney,
next thing you know,we're playing HALO with a multilingual Abraham Lincoln.
也许接下来 我们就能和一个懂多国语言的 亚伯拉罕·林肯一起玩HALO
Sheldon,don't take this the wrong way,but you're insane.
Sheldon 别误会我的意思 你疯了
That may well be,but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people.
For the record,it could kill us to meet new people.
They could be murders or the carriers of unusual pathogens.
And I'm not insane.
My mother had me tested.
If we do get a new friend,he should be a guy you can trust. A guy who has your back.
如果我们要结交个新朋友 他必须值得信任 必须为我们两肋插刀
And he should have a lot of money and live in a cool place down by the beach where we could throw parties.
而且他必须很有钱 住在海边的大房子里 可以供我们开派对
He should share our love of technology.
And he should know a lot of women.
Let's see,money,women,technology. Okay,we're agreed.
我想想 有钱 女人 技术 好吧 就这么说定了
Our new friend is going to be Iron Man.
I can go all night...
Welcome to the Raj Mahal.
It's very nice. Good night,Raj.
很不错的地方 晚安 Raj
- No,no,Wait. The evening's not over. - Yes,it is.
- 不 不 等等 夜生活还没结束呢 - 结束了啊
No,it's time to put on some R. Kelly and suck face.
现在得听听R. Kelly 再一起吸吸脸哟
- Oh,wow,is the evening over? - Wait,wait,wait!
- 噢 喔哦 夜生活结束了吗? - 等等 等等 等等!
That's my mommy and daddy calling from India.
I want you to meet my parents.
Hello,Mommy,Daddy. Good to see you. How are you? I'm not drunk.
好啊 爸爸妈妈 很高兴见到你们 你们好吗? 我没有喝醉哦
- Why would you say that? - Just making conversation.
- 干嘛这么说? - 随便说说而已
Mommy,Daddy,I want you to meet my new squeeze,Penny.
爸爸妈妈 我想让你见见我的新女友 Penny
I'm not your squeeze. There is no squeezing.
I can't see her. Center her in the frame.
Here you go. Cute,huh?
So she's not Indian. The boy is just sowing some wild oats.
不是印度人又怎样 咱儿子还年轻 放荡放荡嘛
No,no,no,there's no sowing,no squeezing and no sucking face.
没有没有 没有放荡 我也不是啥女友 咱也没吸脸
What if he gets her pregnant?
Is this little hotsy-totsy who you want as the mother of your grandchildren?
What right do you have to pick with whom I can have children with?
Look,Rajesh,I understand you're in America.
听着 Rajesh 我知道你在美国
You want to try the "local cuisine."
Trust me. You don't want it for a steady diet.
Now you listen to me.
I am no longer a child and I will not be spoken to like one.
Now if you'll excuse me,I have to go throw up.
What's wrong with him?
I don't know. Maybe it's the local cuisine.
Okay,well,it's nice to meet you.
好吧 那么 很高兴见到你们
I'm just gonna set you on down over here.
And I'm gonna leave,so namaste.
我要走了 Namaste (合十礼 印度见面拜礼)
And FYI,you'd be lucky to have me as a daughter-in-law.
还有告诉你们 我做他媳妇 是你们的福气
She's feisty. I like that.
Raj,what are you doing?
No,no notes. If you have something to say to me,say it.
不 不用纸条 如果你有话要说 说出来
噢 宝贝 没关系拉