Having a little trouble catching your breath there?
No, no, I'm good.
不 不 我没事儿
If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for,
I would have tried a lot harder.
"Do or do not. There is no try."
要么去做 要么放手 没有尝试一说
Did you just quote star wars?
I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.
I love you, Penny.
I just wanted to put that out there.
Oh, yeah, no, I-I'm-I'm glad.
- Glad is good. - Yeah.
So, it's getting pretty late.
- We should probably go to sleep. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Yeah, probably.
- Okay, good night, sweetie. - Good night.
-晚安 亲爱的 -晚安
Hey, Leonard, where do you come down on giant ants?
Sheldon says impossible.
Howard and I say not only possible,
but as a mode of transportation, way cooler than a Batmobile.
You are ignoring the square-cube law.
The giant ant would be crushed under the weight of its own exoskeleton.
And for the record,
the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is:
jet pack, hoverboard, transporter, Batmobile, and then giant ant.
喷射背包 悬滑板 传送器 蝙蝠战车 然后才是巨型蚂蚁
Seriously? You have nothing better to do
than sit around and discuss the possibility of giant ants?
Perhaps he's at a sensitive point in his monthly cycle.
Are you saying he's man-strating?
But as far back as the 17th century,
scientists observed a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.
That might explain my weepy days in the middle of the month.
You know what I'm talking about.
Okay, forget giant ants.
How about giant rabbits?
Big or small, I don't like rabbits.
They always look like they're about to say something,
but they never do.
Rabbits do have a respiratory system that would support great size.
And on a side note, they are one of the few mammals
whose scrotum is in front of the penis.
Maybe that's what they want to talk about.
Leonard, where do you stand on giant rabbits and scrotal position?
莱纳德 你对巨型兔子和阴囊位置 持啥态度
I honestly don't care.
Because every time we've talked about unusual animal genitals,
you've always had some pretty strong and controversial opinions.
What do you want from me? I just don't give a rat's ass.
Would that be a giant rat's ass?
For the record, giant rats are possible.
Can we please talk about something else?
Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?
Okay, how about this for a topic:
Why is Leonard being a giant douche?
Assuming giant douches are possible.
Leonard's being one.
Maybe he's having a lover's spat with Penny.
No, there was no spat.
Oh, but something happened.
I don't want to talk about it.
But I sense you're going to and I don't want to hear about it. Excuse me.
我觉得你想说 我不想听 失陪
What'd you do, Romeo?
You pour maple syrup all over your body
and ask her if she was in the mood for a short stack?
Did you think it would be funny to put on a pair of her panties and jump around,
but it wound up just creeping her out?
I'm just asking, dude.
You guys still on for bowling tonight?
In fact, I've prepared some trash talk for the occasion.
You bowl like your mama.
Unless, of course, she bowls well.
In which case, you bowl nothing like her.
That is what is referred to as a burn on you.
Did you ask her to start waxing?
Did you start waxing?
While making love,
did you accidentally spank your own ass and cry out, "Mommy"?
I'm walking away from you now.
Yeah, I think we're getting close.
Did you take a Benadryl
and fall asleep while pleasuring her?
Because you can die that way.
Oh, that would be a good way to go.
Good, Penny. Reminder: bowling tonight at 7:00.
太好了 佩妮 友情提示 今晚7点 保龄之夜
Oh, right, bowling.
You don't have to come if you don't want to.
No, no, it's okay.
I mean, let's face it, you guys would get creamed without me.
In this particular case,
your lack of femininity works to our advantage.
It's always nice chatting with you, Sheldon.
Thinly veiled contempt.
- Remember: 7:00. - Got it.
-别忘了 7点 -知道啦
- Pacific Daylight time! - Bite me!
Please reserve that butch spirit for the lanes.
I thought you were bringing your own bowling shoes.
These are my own bowling shoes.
Then what's with the disinfectant?
I know where my feet have been.
Albino Bob couldn't make it, so I brought a substitute.
I believe some of you know wil Wheaton.
相信你们中有人认识他 威尔·惠顿 (《星际迷航》中的演员)
Hi, Sheldon. How's it going?
嗨 谢尔顿 近来如何啊
Well, well, well. If it isn't Wil Wheaton,
the Green Goblin to my Spider-Man.
the Pope Paul V to my Galileo,
the Internet Explorer to my Firefox.
You're not still carrying a grudge because I beat you at that card tournament, are you?
I'm the proud owner of wilwheatonstinks.com, .net, and .org.
我可是"臭威尔惠顿" 企业网站 互联网站和机构网站的所有人
What does that tell you?
It tells me that I am living rent-free right here.
You ready to bowl?
I don't know if Stuart told you what you're up against tonight,
but before you stands the co-captain of the
East Texas Christian Youth Holy Roller Bowling League championship team.
Seven- to 12-year-old division.
Also, Penny's pretty good.
Great. Then it's on.
Oh, foolish Wil Wheaton, it was never off.
The Miss Congeniality of the bowling pageant.
Before you jump on Twitter
to tout your modest accomplishment,
watch how it's really done.
My thoughts are its thoughts.
Its holes are my holes.
Tweet that, Tweety Bird.
Hey, I just wanted to tell you i'm a big fan.
I'm sure you're probably sick of Star Trek questions,
but Whoopi Goldberg-- you ever hit that?
The magic elixir that can turn this poor, shy Indian boy
into the life of the party.
Chili cheese fry?
Yes. I love chili cheese fries.
Really? You love them?
No reason. I'm just glad to hear you're comfortable saying you love something.
没事啊 只是很高兴听到 你对表达爱意毫无障碍
Do you really want to get into this right now?
Why wouldn't you love the chili cheese fries?
They've been in your life a long time.
They make you happy. They deserve to know.
Look, you just caught me by surprise last night. I didn't know what to say.
Okay, well, now you've had some time to think about it.
So, what do you want to say?
How can you not be sure?
Okay, this isn't the place to have this conversation.
No, the place to have the conversation was in bed
after I said, "I love you"
and you said, "Thank you. Good night."
Don't push it, Leonard.
- I am not pushing anything. - You are.
You don't get to decide when I'm ready to say "I love you!"
Ah, the premature "I love you."
I guessed "premature." Does that count?
I've been familiarizing myself with female emotional crises.
by studying the comic strip Cathy.
When she's upset, she says, "Ack!" and eats ice cream.
If you were a cat, I would have brought you a lasagna.
Did Leonard send you over here?
No, we haven't spoken since your abrupt departure last night
不 自从你昨晚突然离开 我们还没说过话
caused us to forfeit to Stuart and his dastardly ringer Wil Wheaton.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
I'm not too proud to admit that I cried myself to sleep.
And let me tell you, sleep did not
come easily with Leonard in the next room
singing along with Alanis Morrisette.
No. Clearly another woman in dire need of ice cream.
All right, Sheldon, what part of this is supposed to make me feel better?
好吧 谢尔顿 有没有什么安慰点的消息
The part where I tell you i've engineered a rematch
with Stuart's team for tonight.
Oh, honey, I don't know.
Things are a little weird with Leonard right now.
You want me to remove him from the team?
I'm the captain. I can do that.
No, no, that's okay.
Just let me talk to him, and I'll get back to you.
When are you going to talk to him?
He's in the laundry room now. Now would be a good time.
You're n gonna leave me alone until I do it, are you?
Oh, I think we both know the answer to that question.
I think we should talk now.
Wha...? No, it's okay.
什么 不 没事
We don't have to talk 'cause there's nothing to talk about.
So, you didn't get all snarky
'cause I said something nice to a bowl of chili fries?
All right, maybe I overreacted.
So we're in two different places emotionally. So what?
And maybe I'm a little ahead of you. That's fine.
In fact, it makes sense, 'cause let's face it,
I've been in this relationship two years longer than you.
Look, Leonard, you have to know how much I care about you.
It's just that I've said the "L" word
too soon before, and it didn't work out very well.
I wouldn't know what that's like.
You know what I'm talking about, though.
Yes, that's what I'm telling you.
We are good. We are great.
All right! Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.
太好了 栅栏已补 误会已清
Yes, I was eavesdropping.
There's a lot at stake here.
Attention, all bowlers:
I've taken the liberty of having these made for our rematch.
"The Wesley Crushers"?
No, not The Wesley Crushers.
The Wesley Crushers.
Wesley Crusher was
Wil Wheaton's character on Star Trek.
Still don't get it.
It's a blindingly clever play on words.
By appropriating his character's name and adding the S,
we imply that we we'll be the crushers of Wesley.
Okay, I'm sorry, honey,
but The Wesley Crushers sounds like a bunch of people
who like Wesley Crusher.
No! Again, it's not the Wesley Crushers.
不 再次强调 不是卫斯理·柯洛夏粉丝群
It's the Wesley Crushers.
No, if you want it to mean you're crushing Wesley,
it'd be the Wesley Crushers.
Do you people even hear yourselves?
It's not The Wesley Crushers.
It's not The Wesley Crushers.
It's The Wesley Crushers.
They named their team after me.
No, it's not the...
So, we're all clear on the bet and the stakes?
Oh, yes. The losers will be publicly humiliated
in a fashion to be chosen by the victor.
FYI: I plan on having you publish a scientific paper
expounding the discredited Velikovsky hypothesis.
I just wanted you to know
that I'm really looking forward to wiping the floor with you.
Well, before I respond, let me a you a question.
Is your mother a good or poor bowler?
as we are currently crushing you, Wesley.
It's customary for the player on the right-hand lane to bowl first.
It's a custom, not a rule.
That's right, Sheldon.
Embrace the dark side.
That's not even from your franchise!
I, um, I want you to know that even though we're on opposite sides,
I, I bear you no ill will.
Thank you, Stuart. It's nice to know.
谢谢 斯图尔特 很高兴知道这点
People from opposite sides often have good relationships.
You know, Romeo and Juliet...
Tony and Maria from West Side Story,
what's-his-name and the big blue chick in Avatar.
I'm gonna bowl now.
Be the ball, Howard.
Leave me alone, Sheldon.
You weren't the ball.
It's good that we got out and did something physical.
Gets us out of our heads.
You get in your head,
you start to overthink, overanalyze,obsess, you worry.
很容易就会想多 钻牛角尖 心神不宁还烦恼
That's not what we're doing tonight.
Tonight we're just throwing a ball at some pins.
Yeah, that's right.
and someday-- we don't know when-- maybe you'll love me back.
也许有一天 未来的某一天 你也会爱回我
Shel-don! Shel-don! Shel-don! Shel-don!
谢尔顿 谢尔顿 谢尔顿 加油
I don't know who you're chanting for as I am currently the ball.
The ball! The ball!
The ball! The ball! The ball! The ball!
As my mother would say.
I'm glad you patched things up with your boyfriend.
Oh, yeah, me, too.
It's always tough when the "L" bomb gets dropped
and you're not ready for it.
I dated this one girl,
and I told her that I loved her,
and she said she wasn't sure.
And she strung me along for almost two years.
I wish she had just broken up with me right there,
and put me out of my misery.
Yeah, would have been kinder.
Did you let Wil Wheaton get in your head?
What are you talking about?
He's evil. He plays evil mind games.
Did he tell you his grandmother died?
Well, if he does, don't believe it.
He's not above playing the dead meemaw card.
Enjoy the accolades now, Wil Wheaton,
but like your time on Star Trek: Next Generation,
your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.
All right, remember, his meemaw's alive
好了 记住 他奶奶还活着
We really need a strike here.
So just take your time and concentrate.
Leonard, stop pressuring me.
I'm not pressuring you.
Yeah, you are! Just back off!
Okay, I'm sorry. I'll shut up.
好吧 抱歉 我这就闭嘴
I didn't mean "shut up."
Fine. Just tell me what to do, and I'll do it.
好 告诉我该怎么说 我照做就是了
This isn't fair to you, Leonard. I'm sorry.
莱纳德 这对你不公平 我很抱歉
Wait! Where are you going?
I'll get you ice cream!
If she leaves, it's over!
I'm pretty sure it's already over.
Tough luck, Sheldon.
You did this, didn't you?
Do you think I would really break up a couple
just to win a bowling match?
No, I suppose not.
Good. Keep thinking that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah, I'm telling you,
the Match.com chicks are much looser than on eHarmony.
You know, I-I gotta call you back.
I won a bet, and it's time to collect.
I don't know about you, but I feel empowered.