This movie baffles me every time we watch it.
The instructions are very clear:
"don't feed the gremlins after midnight."
"don't get the gremlins wet."
Ooh, we're "honey" now, are we?
Yes. Since their relationship become carnal,
Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment,
Thus distinguishing him from those she calls "sweetie,"
Usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.
You're boring people, "sweetie".
Although, sometimes, she omits the veil entirely.
So, what are you guys doing?
Celebrating Columbus day.
We're watching goonies, gremlins and young sherlock holmes.
They're all written by Chris Columbus.
What do you watch on thanksgiving?
Oh, you know, that reminds me--
I usually go back to Nebraska for thanksgiving,
But this year they're calling it off,
On account of my brother's trial.
What's he on trial for?
Oh, just a big misunderstanding.
You know, you'd actually like my brother.
He's kind of a chemist.
Anyway, I was thinking I'd have thanksgiving here,
And you are all invited.
Will you be serving cranberry jelly
Or cranberry sauce?
I guess I could serve both.
You guess? You don't seem to have much of a handle on this.
Yeah, I really wish I could, Penny, but every year,
佩妮 我很想参加 但每年
My mother has all the relatives over and cooks up
Her famous tur-briska-fil.
Turkey stuffed with a brisket stuffed with gefilte fish.
It's not as good as it sounds.
Raj, what about you?
Oh, he usually comes to my house. Right, pal?
All right, this year, you don't have to
Eat the tur-briska-fil.
I don't even chew it.
I swallow it like pills.
So, what's going on with Raj?
Well, the good news is,
He has no problem with my mother's tur-brka-fil.
Hard to believe, but go on.
The bad news is, he says he'getting deported.
What do you mean,
He's getting deported?
I believe it means that the U.S. Government
Is going to expel him from the country.
He could then either return to his native india,
Emigrate to another country that's willing to accept him,
Or wander the high seas as a stateless pirate.
Personally, I'd choose pirate.
Penny, would you mind stepping outside
So we can speak to him?
But the man really needs to work on his girl issues.
Another reason to consider life of piracy.
Even today, I unrstand that's an all-male profession.
Sorry. I lost my cool.
So, what's going on?
Okay, here's the deal:
Six months ago, my research testing
The predicted composition of trans-neptunian objects
Ran into a dead end.
So, my visa's only good as long as i employ to the university.
And when they find out that I've got squat,
They're going to cut me off.
By the way, when I say squat, I mean diddly-squat.
I wish I had squat.
So, wait, what have you been doing for the past six months?
You know, checking e-mail,
Updating my facebook status,
Messing up wikipedia entries.
Hey, do you know netflix
Lets you stream movies on your computer now?
And you've continued to take the university's money
Under false pretenses?
Highly unethical for an astrophysicist.
Although practically mandatory for a pirate.
I don't want to go back to india.
It's hot and loud, and there's so many people.
You have no idea-- they're everywhere.
Okay, guys, think.
How do we keep Raj in the country?
Why doesn't he just get another job?
What are you asking me for?
I don't know if you can talk now or not.
I'm going to miss you so much.
Do you know, at the mumbai Mcdonald's,
You can't get a big mac?
All you can get is a chicken maharaja mac.
And the special sauce--
Curry-- which, in india, believe you me,
咖喱 相信我 在印度
Is really not that special.
Don't worry, you'll find another job.
Yeah,let me start practicing for it.
"do you want fries with maharaja mac?"
Forgive me, as you know, I'm no adept at reading facial cues,
But I'm going to take a stab here:
You're either sad or nauseated.
- I'm sad. - I was going to say sad.
I don't know why I hedged.
What are you eating?
Elbow macaroni with ground hamburger and tomato sauce.
I think I'll miss you most of all.
I've always been a little confused about this.
Why don't hindus eat beef?
We believe cows are gods.
In hinduism, cattle are thought to be like god.
Do not tell me about my own culture, Sheldon!
In the mood I'm in, I'll take you out--
I'm just... I'm a little on edge.
Your entire life seems to be crumbling around you,
And your future appears bleak at best.
And you're wrong about hinduism and cows.
Hey, Raj, guess what.
Professor Laughlin is looking for someone to join
The stellar evolution research team.
You-you're kidding! That's fantastic!
What are you waiting for? Call him and set up an interview.
That's happy, right?
- Yeah. - Nailed it.
Dr. Koothrappali, come on in.
I was surprised to hear you were interested
In joining our little team.
Giving up on those trans-neptunian objects, are we?
No, no, it's a very promising area.
不 不 那是个很有前景的领域
In a perfect world, I'd spend several more years on it.
But I just couldn't pass up the opportunity
To work with you on your tremendously exciting
And not yet conclusively disproved hypothesis.
Can I offer you a Sherry?
It's a little early, isn't it?
Not on Proxima Centauri.
Jolly amusing, but if you don't mind,
I'll hold off until suet on Titan.
I have a feeling you're going
To fit in just fine, Dr. Koothrappali.
No, no, no. Right on time.
不 不 时间正好
Dr. Koothrappali, may I present
Dr. Millstone from MIT.
She'll be heading up our data analysis team.
It's nice to meet you, Dr. Koothrappali.
I read your paper on Kuiper Belt object size distribution.
How did you correct for the selection bias?
Well, I ran a simulation that allowed me
To correct for the observational efficiency.
That's just fascinating.
Would you like to hear more about it in my hot tub?
So, when do I start?
What do you mean you didn't get the job?
How could you not get it?
U know... He's british; I'm indian.
你知道的 他是英国人 我是印度人
Ever since Gandhi, they haven't liked us very much.
Wait, are you saying that he discriminated against you?
Because we should file a complaint.
A complaint's been filed.
That was my last hope.
I'm going to be deported,
Sent home in disgrace,
Exposed to the sardonic barb of my cousin Sanjay.
Or, as you may know him,
Dave from at&t customer service.
I'm really going to miss you.
Will you come visit me india?
Gee, that's, like, a 17-hour flight.
天 那个 貌似要17小时的飞机吧
How about I meet you halfway?
Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of japan.
Tell you what, we'll Skype.
Did you get a job with Professor Laughlin?
- No. - I assumed as much.
Like the subordinate male protagonist
In countless action movies
Who disappears half way through the second reel,
I have returned to save the day.
Usually, he's met by cheers.
Anyway, I was thinking about exploring
The string theory implications
Of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations,
And it occurred to me that I could benefit--
Excuse me, Sheldon.
How many reels before the subordine male protagonist
I'm sorry-- if you didn't cheer at my entrance,
It's too late to buy into the premise.
Anyway, I got some extra money
From the head of the department,
And Raj can come work for me.
You want me to work with you?
You're going to have to listen
More careful when you're on the job.
Ay, uh, please don't take this the wrong way,
But I'd rather swim buck-naked across the Ganges
With a paper cut on my nipple
And die a slow, agonizing death
From a viral infection than work with you.
Sheldon, are you busy?
Of course I'm busy.
How may I help you?
I've reconsidered your offer to let me work with you.
I do, however, have a few conditions.
First, at all times,
I am to be treated as a colleague and an equal.
Second, my contributions shall noted
In all published material.
And third, you are never allowed to lecture me
On hinduism or my Indian culture.
I'm impressed, Raj.
Those are very cogent and reasonable conditions.
Then you leave me no choice.
I accept the job.
I'm sorry, I believe you've misunderstood.
I'm not giving you the job.
I'm simply affording you the opportunity to apply for it.
Have a seat; we'll get started with the interview.
Wha... You're kidding!
That's what you wear to an interview?
Come on, dude, we've been friends for years.
行行好吧 哥们 我们可是多年的老友啊
Oh, pulling strings, are we?
Sheldon, for god's sakes, don't make me beg.
谢尔顿 看在老天爷的份上 别逼我求你
You've fallen victim
To another one of my classic practical jokes.
I'm your boss now. You may want to laugh at that.
Ah, this is nice having the place to ourselves, isn't it?
Now that raj is working for sheldon,
I don't have to chauffeur him around anymore.
plus, yeah, with them working late so much,
We get some privacy.
Hey, want to get a little crazy?
What are you thinking?
Let's slide over to sheldon's spot and make out.
You are a dirty girl.
Oh, god, how did he know?
Am I interrupting?
Guess I should have called.
Tonight's the night I usually go line dancing
With raj at the palomino.
But he's working with sheldon.
You know, whatever.
Okay, I guess I can hang for a little while.
So what are we watching?
Sex and the city. Yikes.
Hey, I happen to love this mie.
Fine, let's watch it.
Maybe all our periods will synchronize.
All right, we're going to be designing an experiment
To look for the annihilation spectrum
Resulting from dark matter collisions in space.
We better bring a flashlight.
I was making a joke.
I make the jokes.
Sorry go ahead and make your joke.
This is not the time for joking.
We're doing serious research,
Which requires complete and utter focus.
All right, let's buckle down and work.
("eye of the tiger" by survivor playing)
("虎视眈眈" 电影洛奇主题曲 幸存者乐队演奏)
-Thank you. -Alright?
Leonard, honey, you don't have to say thank you
Every time we have sex.
Tomorrow you're going to get a card in the mail.
Just throw it away.
Top o' the mornin'o ya!
What are you doing here?
Well, usually, on Sundays, I go with raj
To scam on hippie chicks at the farmers market,
But he's still working with sheldon,
So I thought I'd come over here
And make you guys scrambled eggs and salami.
It's the perfect meal for apres l'amour.
By the way, I couldn't help overhearing your big finish.
See, if you had killed me when I said "kill me,"
瞧 如果我说杀了我的时候 你杀了我
I wouldn't have had to hear that.
What do you guys think?
Wanna take in a matinee,
Maybe go rollerblading,
Catch a step class?
- Do something. - Okay.
Um, Howard, we need talk.
Sure. wats up, Holmes?
好啊 怎么了 福尔摩斯
Uh... Please understand
That it's not that we don't want you around,
But Penny and I occasionally need some...
I-I get it, I'm the third wheel.
Sorry, I should have seen that.
I'll get out of your way.
You're gonna want to eat those eggs while they're still hot.
There's lox and cream cheese in the fridge.
The bagels are in the oven.I was warming them up.
I'm just going to hang out with my mother.That's always fun.
Are we terrible people?
What do you want me to do?
G-get him; bring him back.
Howard come back.
Oh, you guys had me scared for a minute.
That rate is much too low from what we'd expect from this collision.
Do you understand
We're talking about Dark Matter colliding in outer space?
Of course I understand.
And who are you to tell me about outer space?
I'm the astrophysicist.
"astro" means "space"
"astro" means "star"
Okay, well, let me just tell you,
If we having this argument in my native language
I'd be kicking your butt.
English is your native language.
Okay, you got me there, but you're wrong about this!
好吧 这个让你说对了 但这边你确实错了
There is a fine line between wrong and visionary.
Unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it.
不幸的是 想看我出错 除非你做梦
My god, you think that every thought
That comes out of your head is pure gold.
Well, let me tell you something.
Some of those thoughts are pure caca.
It means "doo-doo."
First of all, Dr. Koothrappali,
When I first proposed that you work with me..
Aha! So I am working with you.
In this context, "with me" means for me."
Ah, well, in this context...
If I'm wrong, prove it.
Here's where we derive the mass of the Dark Matter particle.
You've misstated the atomic weight of the target.
- Let me finish. - You're defacing my work.
I'm not defacing it, I'm fixing it.
- Give me the eraser. - No.
I said give it to me.
As your superior, I forbid you from writing on my board!
You are not my superior.
I am in every way.
Nice working with you.
I'm sorry-- for you.
All right, you've made your point.
What do you want, Sheldon?
I looked over the board
And it turns out you were right.
- So you were wrong. - I didn't say that.
-这么说 你错了 -我可没这么说
That's the only logical inference.
Nevertheless, I didn't say it.
Anyway, I would like you to come back and work for me.
For you or with you?
In this coext "for me" could mean "with me."
All right, but I have some conditions.
- I reject them all. - I'll take the job.
Wait, you have to drive me home.
- How did you get here? - I walked.
- So walk home. - I can't.
There's a big dog outside...
On the way home, we can start thinking
About methods of optimizing the detector for 500 GeV particles