Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I doubt?
神啊 我一直怀疑你的存在 你为何抛弃我
Here. Breathe into this bag.
They stole everything, Leonard!
Are you the roommate?
Yeah, Leonard Hofstadter. What happened?
对 莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德 怎么了
Your friend here called 911 to report a robbery.
Oh, my God, what did they get?
What didn't they get?
They got my enchanted weapons,
my vicious gladiator armor,
my wand of untainted power,
You called the police
because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?
What choice did I have?
The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf,
hero of the Eastern kingdoms,
has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun.
Plus, the FBI hung up on me.
They took my battle ostrich!
- Oh, no, not Glenn! - Yes!
-哦不会吧 别偷格兰啊 -是啊
The only bird I ever loved.
Oh. Well, thank you, officer.
You're not going to do anything?
Mr. Cooper, there's nothing...
Not the kind with access to drugs.
Fine. Dr. Cooper.
I'm sorry for your loss,
but the Pasadena Police Department
doesn't have jurisdiction in...
That's from Avatar
World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth.
Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun?
Can you at least refer me to a rogue ex-cop?
Wh-- you know, one who was drummed off the force
because he refused to play by the rules,
and now he hires himself out
to impose his own brand of rough justice?
Thank you, officer.
It's all gone. All gone.
I'm really sorry, Sheldon.
What kind of world do we live in,
where a man would take another man's battle ostrich?
This act of aggression must be met
with swift and cruel ferocity.
It is time to cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.
Hi, Mrs. Wolowitz. Is, is Howard there?
你好 沃罗威茨夫人 霍华德在家吗
That particular dog of war
will have to call you back after his bath.
See if Raj is done with Pilates.
Three thousand hours.
Three thousand hours clicking on that mouse,
collecting weapons and gold.
It's almost as if it was a huge waste of time.
Whoever did this knew what they were doing.
He got in and out of your account in under
15 minutes, transferred all your stuff,
and didn't leave a digital fingerprint.
There isn't enough chamomile tea in the world
to quell the rage in my heart.
Hold on. I'm talking to an orc
under the bridge in Thunder Bluff
who says if we pay him, he'll help us track down your things.
I should say so; he appears to be a member
of the Nigerian royal family.
Whoa! Somebody's auctioning off a jeweled ostrich bridle!
No. Glenn's was leather.
He was a simple ostrich.
Is! Is, I haven't given up hope.
现在也是 现在也是 我还没放弃希望
Hey, Penny. We're kind of in the middle of a crisis, here.
嗨 佩妮 我们现在正忙着处理些麻烦事
Oh, I know. Bernadette told me.
Sorry, Sheldon. I know that game meant a lot to you.
What-- "that game"?
Excuse me, Penny, but Doodle Jump is a game.
Angry Birds is a game.
World of Warcraft is a
massively multi-player online role-playing...
all right, technically it's a game.
好吧 严格来讲 也算是游戏
Bad news, the Nigerian prince may be a fraud.
Okay, well, anyways, I brought you
好吧 总而言之 我带了个
a day-old cheesecake to cheer you up!
Stale pastry is hollow succor
to a man who is bereft of ostrich.
Just say "thank you".
I thought I just did.
All right. See you later.
I was just dropping off a cheesecake to Sheldon.
He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap
that's useful in a make-believe place.
I don't know what that means.
Yeah, well, sadly, I do.
Did you know last weekend Priya took Leonard
rollerblading at the beach?
Can you believe that?
I feel like I'm supposed to say "that bitch",
but I don't have enough information.
I am the one who spent two years
trying to get him to even
go to the beach in the first place.
And he was so phobic about stepping on medical waste,
I had to carry him to the water.
I took Howard to the beach once.
He almost burst into flames like a vampire.
So what's the thanks I get for turning Leonard
into quality boyfriend material?
I have to tiptoe around his new girlfriend.
I think you're on.
Want some coffee liqueur on your ice cream?
Ah, here's the alcohol and drug peer pressure
Mother warned me about.
I was starting to think it was never going to happen.
You guys should've seen Leonard when I first met him.
There was no eye contact.
He was either looking up at the ceiling,
or down at his shoes.
You know, for the first couple of months,
whenever I would take off my bra,
he would giggle and say, "Oh, boy, my breast friends"!
他都会傻笑着说 天啊 我最胸的朋友
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I'm never speaking to Priya again.
No reason to be mean to her.
This may be the alcohol talking...
but I believe there is.
Are you familiar with the recent study
of Tanzanian chimpanzees by Nishida and Hosaka
out of Kyoto University?
No, but I can name all the Kardashians.
Primates, such as ourselves, have a natural instinct
to ostracize ill-mannered members of the troop.
Bernadette's urge to
shun, scowl or fling her waste at Priya
躲避 发怒 或是用排泄物扔普丽娅的冲动
is hard-wired into her DNA.
I don't have an urge to fling my waste.
Believe me, it's there, we all have it.
相信我 你有的 每个人都有
Hit me with some more booze, and I'll show you.
All right, here we are -- this is the tavern
好了 我们到了 这就是进行
where all the black-market weapon trades go down.
I don't think my character should be in a place like this.
Everyone's undressing her with their eyes.
Maybe if you stop dropping your sword
and bending over to pick it up.
Okay, what exactly are we looking for?
Redheaded troll, goes by the name of Glumly.
According to the message boards,
if you want to move stolen goods
and it's after school hours, he's your guy.
Leonard, is this going to take much longer?
I thought we were going to spend some time together.
Uh, we are. In the meantime,
you're welcome to whip up a quick character and join us.
Well, you have to put in a credit card number,
Maybe I should just go home.
Our troll just walked in! I got him!
We got him. We're almost done.
So, how do you guys want to play this?
Be ruthless. You tell him
if he doesn't start talking, we'll register a complaint
with his Internet service provider.
Sheldon,what if he gets his Internet
from his cable company?
He could lose his HBO
and all their delightful original programming.
I don't care! I'm losin' it, man!
我不管 我丢东西了 伙计
Why don't we play this smart?
Try a little "good goblin, bad goblin."
Nah, I think we have to be more subtle.
Okay, I see where this is going.
Fine, I'll have sex with him.
That's not where it was going.
Good, because I would hate that.
Leonard, you're busy-- let's talk tomorrow.
莱纳德 你这么忙 我们明天再说吧
Oh, wait. Hang on. Are you upset?
等等 再等一会 你不高兴了吗
No, no, I think it's sexy to date a boy trapped in a man's body.
I'll tell you what happens.
And people think I don't get sarcasm.
Hi. We're just heading out for a drink.
Because I do that now.
you're not a Tanzanian chimp.
Don't listen to her--
she's had a lot of ice cream.
Do you want to join us?
Oh, thank you, but I have work to do.
Four women walk down the stairs--
how many reach the lobby?
Did your sister say anything when you got home last night?
Oh, no, don't put me in the middle of this.
I'm not going to be your go-between.
Come on, help me out.
There's no reason to worry.
I'm sure many women
in happy relationships spend their nights
Skyping with their ex-boyfriend Sanjay.
Good news, gentlemen-- I found our hacker.
好消息 同志们 我找到那个黑客了
Yeah. No one can hide from me,
not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego,
not even topless Natalie Portman.
I've never said these words before,
but good job, Howard!
Thanks. Our culprit is one Mr. Todd Zarnecki,
2711 Ocean View Road,
The name and the address drip with evil.
What else do we know about him?
Why, quite a bit, actually.
I'll bet he's some loser who lives with his parents.
Yes, he does live with his parents.
Here's a Google Earth shot of their house.
Excellent! It's in a cul-de-sac.
We can box him in.
Hold on, you're thinking of going there?
Carlsbad is only a couple of hours away.
You walk up to the house, knock on the door
and demand your stuff back. What if he says no?
I don't know if you've been following the news, Leonard,
but there have been some terrific advancements
in the field of torture.
No one's getting tortured.
Fine, we'll abide by the Geneva Convention.
But ask yourself this:
in the course of our lives,
how much lunch money has been taken from us?
How many Scooby-Doo Trapper Keepers?
I totally had one of those.
It was a fun and practical way of organizing your school work.
But the bullies took it from us.
Tonight, we take back our dignity,
our birthright and our pride.
I have a hip-hop aerobics class at 5:00; could we go after?
Also, tonight's the Sabbath
and my mother and I have a tradition of
lighting the candles and watching Wheel of Fortune, so...
If we could leave at 8:00,
we'd still be able to
regain our birthright at 10:00, 10:30 latest.
Oh, geez, I-I don't know if I can ditch Priya
two nights in a row.
- I'm in. - Me, too.
I'm hell-bent on catching a cyber criminal,
not the common cold.
I'm sorry, I thought this delay was
so you could watch Wheel of Fortune with your mother.
She's just bleaching her mustache.
Hey, Ma! "Before and After!"
Four words, 17 letters, two N's, one V!
4个词 17个字母 有两个N 一个V
"Fanny pack of wolves!"
Yeah, she's kind of a Wheel savant.
Uh-oh, that's Priya.
Sitar music for her ringtone is not cool, dude.
I'm gonna be working late.
Yeah, I-I miss you, too.
Okay, sure, I'll call you when I get home.
You lie to my sister.
That's the nicest thing he does to your sister.
Hello, Priya. What's up?
How would I know if Leonard's at work or not?
Don't be suspicious.
Look, if you want your relationship with Leonard
to continue, you're going to have to believe
whatever wild-eyed, cockamamie excuse
the white devil has the nerve to offer you.
Okay? Yeah, bye-bye.
懂了吗 好的 再见
One N, two D's, three O's!
一个N 两个D 三个0
Whoopi and Rube Goldberg!
I know. It's her superpower.
Well, that and jiggling her arm fat.
I can't believe we're going all the way to San Diego
to confront this guy.
Yeah, we're kind of bad-asses, aren't we?
就是 我们就像坏蛋 对不
Hey, how about we stay the night
and hit Legoland in the morning?
Sea World is better.
It has Shamu, who is literally tons of fun.
But for the moment, let's stay focused on Todd Zarnecki.
Yeah, we're coming for you, Todd Zarnecki.
就是 托德·札内基 我们来抓你啦
And for the record, Legoland is more interactive.
I almost feel sorry for the poor fool,
sitting in his split-level suburban ranch,
unaware that a vengeful horde
is barreling down the San Diego Freeway
at 71 miles an hour.
Ease up there, lead foot.
You trying to get us killed?
I took the liberty of burning us
a mix of heroic questing music.
This says "Beyonce Bootylicious Dance Mix."
It's a re-writable CD.
She's curvy and she owns it.
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it.
We are winged fury!
Which is still no excuse
for going over the posted speed limit.
Next time we go to kick someone's ass,
we take the train.
I always prefer the train.
Sheldon, let's go.
Why did you bring that?
No weapon strikes more fear into a man's heart
than a Klingon bat'leth.
Okay, let's get clear on something.
We're just going to tell this guy to transfer all of
your stuff back into your account and then be on our way.
No one's bat'lething anybody.
So my blade shall not taste blood tonight?
Well, now I just feel silly holding it.
Can I at least kick down the door?
You're welcome to try, but the other day,
it took you 15 minutes to get into a FedEx box.
Don't say "your doom."
Who opens the door for their doom?
Are you Todd Zarnecki?
I am Sheldor of Azeroth.
I want my things back.
I don't think so.
Careful. That's a collectible.
I've always wanted one.
Well, he's even more cunning than we thought.
You know, the joke's on him.
Without the certificate of authenticity,
that bat'leth is worthless.
Yeah, he walked right into our trap.
对 他正中下怀 进了咱们的圈套
Legoland seems like a hollow dream now.
- What's the matter? - Something's wrong.
I'm not getting any gas.
Anybody know anything about internal combustion engines?
- 19th-century technology. - Very basic.
Does anybody know how to fix an internal combustion engine?
- No. - No. - Not a clue.
-不懂 -不懂 -完全不懂
Well, we'd better call somebody to come pick us up.
It'd be swell if they had a train.
I think it's interesting you didn't call your girlfriend
Uh, I kind of told her I was working.
So you lied to her.
Yeah, she doesn't really understand
the whole Warcraft adventure-role-playing thing.
Well, doesn't matter if she gets it, as long as she's pretty.
This one's funny, Leonard.
How come you couldn't make it work with her?
So did you at least get Sheldon's fake stuff back?
No. We failed in our noble quest.
Todd Zarnecki was mean.
All right. Hang on.
I'm gonna show you how we finish a quest in Nebraska.
This ain't no Beyonce.
Give my friend his stuff back.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, then, good news.
Today's the day a girl's finally going to touch you
in your little special place.
Now give him his stuff back.
- Oh, hi. - Hi.
-哦 你好 -你好
Going to see Leonard?
Very well, thank you.
All right, well, great seeing you.
I do want to fling my poop at her.