All right, we're about to go live.
Everyone on their A-game!
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
我是Amy Farrah Fowler博士
And welcome to a special retrospective,
where we will take a look back at the history
of Fun with Flags on an episode we're calling...
"Fun with Flags: Behind the Flags:
♪ Wondering how it all began? ♪
♪ 还在想这都是怎么开始的吗? ♪
♪ You'll need a good attention span ♪
♪ 这你就得多多留心了 ♪
♪ For information and entertainment ♪
♪ 为你带来知识与娱乐 ♪
♪ That's equally effective ♪
♪ 这里是两者兼具的 ♪
♪ It's fun with flags ♪
♪ 旗乐融融 ♪
♪ Behind the flags ♪
♪ 旗帜之后 ♪
♪ A retrospective ♪
♪ 一段追溯 ♪
Mind you, when we say “behind the flags”"
we don't literally mean these flags.
That's just where we have dinner.
Now, I'm sure many of you are wondering
how Fun with Flags began.
So let's hear from some people who were there
at the very start.
Howard. Flashback sounds.
Could have played that on my harp.
Just roll the clip.
So tell us in your own words
about that magical moment when Fun with Flags was born.
I honestly don't remember.
I was telling you both the story
about how Haiti and Lichtenstein
discovered they had the same flag.
It was at the Summer Olympics of 1936,
and two plucky nations...
Oh, wait. I remember.
诶 等等 我记起来了
Oh, and do you remember what you said?
Yes. “Please find someone who cares”
And that's exactly what I did.
I found a lot of someones.
Many of them on purpose.
And now we're going to turn it over to you, the viewers,
而现在 我们将把主动权交给你们 观众们
to call in and share
your favorite Fun with Flags moments.
And...and don't get discouraged if the phone lines are jammed.
Just keep trying.
Welcome to Fun with Flags!
Hey, Amy. It's Bert.
嗨 Amy 我是Bert
What is your flag-related comment or query?
I have a girlfriend.
And what does that have to do with flags?
Nothing. I just wanted everyone to know I have a girlfriend.
Bert, you're tying up the line.
My apologies to all of you
trying to call in with legitimate flag comments.
Ooh, ooh. All right.
We have our next caller.
Her name's Rebecca.
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
♪ 宇宙一度又烫又稠密 ♪
♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
♪ 140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧! ♪
♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
♪ 地球开始降温 ♪
♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
♪ 自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具 ♪
♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪
♪ 我们建长城 我们建金字塔 ♪
♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪
♪ 数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘 ♪
♪ That all started with a big bang ♪
♪ 一切由大爆炸开始 ♪
♪ Bang! ♪ By aBu 20170422
Should we get lunch or you want to eat at the zoo?
"Oh, Howie, I don't need food
as long as I can look at my phone".
I don't like when you imitate me.
You want to hear my Stuart?
"It's been a while since I've gone on a date.
You mind if we watch the monkeys doing it?"
I said that to you in confidence.
This is supposed to be our family fun day.
What's so important on your phone?
I'm on the day care's Web site.
Stop looking at that. The day care's great.
My office is two minutes away.
There's nothing to worry about.
What if she likes the people who work there more than us?
She already likes soap bubbles more than us.
When I go back to work,
we're gonna leave her with these people.
We don't know anything about them.
They're highly-trained educators with background checks.
They're even required to be current on all vaccinations.
You leave her with me, and I'm not any of those things.
He took the day off.
Oh, let's take advantage of his absence
and tell the kinds of jokes only physicists get.
Okay, here. Uh, Heisenberg is pulled over by a police officer.
And the policeman says,
"Did you know you were going 85 miles per hour?"
And Heisenberg says,
"Darn it, now I don't know where I am."
- So Howard back Monday? - Yeah.
- 所以Howard周一会回来咯? - 是啊
Oh, hello. Hey. Want to join us?
But he's a geologist, and I have more physics jokes.
So, Sheldon says you have a new girlfriend.
Yeah, which he rudely announced on my flag show.
People were so upset about it
no one else called in the rest of the night.
Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
I guess I just love love.
Well, I'm very happy for you.
Hey, we're all having dinner tonight.
Why don't the two of you join us?
Yeah, wh-- Hold on.
We don't know anything about this woman.
What do you want to know?
Is she a geologist?
- No. - Oh, great. See you at 7:00.
- 不 - 那太好了 7点见
How about after this we go see the exotic bird show?
My hair is a coveted nesting material.
Well, sloth babies cling to their mothers' bodies
for almost a year.
I'm going back to work after only four months,
so I've learned I hate myself, I hate sloths,
and I hate you for bringing me here.
Me I get, but that sloth is pretty cute.
It's not just the sloth.
Polar bears nurse their cubs for almost eight months.
The orangutan mother builds her baby a new home every night.
And what do I do? I choose my career over my child!
Told you we should have gone to Legoland.
Can't believe Bert has a girlfriend and I don't.
I thought you were taking a break from women
to focus on your career.
Don't you have any friends he can date?
Hey, I already set up Howard and Bernadette.
It's your turn to ruin some poor girl's life.
Oh, hey, guys. Come in.
- this is Rebecca. - Hi.
- 这是Rebecca - 嗨
She's younger and far more attractive than he is.
They're copying you two.
What are you making?
Birds mess with my hair, I come back hard.
Finally get Halley down?
She's still not happy about taking a bottle, though.
Look, if you're not ready to go back to work,
we'll figure something out.
It might be good for her.
Howard's mother was around him all the time,
and he's a world-class mama's boy.
I mean, why would you say that?
Go ahead, have a tantrum; that'll prove me wrong.
It would be nice to raise Halley to be a little more independent than you were.
It wasn't until college that I learned
you can put a thermometer in your mouth.
On that charming note, dinner is served.
So is this your first time dating a scientist?
'Cause I'm thinking of starting a support group.
Actually, I'm not new to this.
I was engaged to a Scientologist.
I'd like to apologize for my insensitive comment earlier.
Don't worry about it. It's fine.
See? It was fine.
I didn't need a time-out.
It wasn't a time-out. Let's get some food.
You made me sit on the stairs and think about what I did.
So how did you two meet?
Oh, it's such a cute story.
We met on a dating Web site.
Oh, sorry. The end.
哦 不好意思 结 束
I haven't had much success meeting people online.
I didn't either, until I revamped my profile.
What'd you do, delete your photo?
And don't you slam that door.
Did I say something wrong?
No, it's always him.
So, Bert, you were telling us how you updated your profile?
Right. I wasn't getting any responses, and then I added,
是的 我本来没收到任何回复 然后我加了
"Recent $625,000 MacArthur grant winner",
and five minutes later,
I met my soul mate.
I was wrong. You can come back in.
So, Rebecca, how did you become a personal trainer?
I came to Los Angeles to be an actress,
and things didn't really work out.
I'd say she's copying you again, but...
...I'm getting tired of sitting in the hall.
I'd love a personal trainer.
I haven't seen my abs since they opened a Shake Shack
on my drive home.
I could give you some free sessions.
Oh, is that offer for everybody?
Where's your bathroom?
Mm, just down there.
She's so perfect, sometimes I think she isn't real.
And then she goes to the bathroom, and I know she is.
Aw, that's so weird.
I'm sorry, Bert,
but aren't you worried she's only with you for your money?
She better be. On our first date,
I bought her an 80-inch flat-screen.
Did you even measure her walls?
You know, on our first date,
Leonard used a coupon to buy me a pretzel.
And we lived happily ever after.
Well, guess I'm ready to go.
Have a great first day back.
You have everything she needs for day care?
Yep, all in the bag.
Mommy's gonna go to work now, so you have fun today.
I told her if day care is anything like prison,
find the biggest baby and knock him out.
I'm gonna miss you.
I'm gonna be waiting right here tonight
when you get home.
Stop, you're gonna make me cry.
Great, now everybody's crying.
At least Halley's not.
She's not gonna see us all day, and she doesn't even care!
Who's ready to laugh?
Feynman, Einstein and Schrodinger walk into a bar.
"It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein replies, "But only to an observer
who saw us walk in simultaneously.
To which Schrodinger says,
"If someone's looking in the window, I'm leaving."
That's actually funny.
You should send that to Jimmy Fallon.
- Oh, hello. Join us. - Hey. Yeah.
- 哦 你好啊 坐下吧 - 嗯
Hey, sorry if last night was awkward.
Actually, it got me thinking
没关系 其实 我也开始意识到
that I shouldn't flaunt my money to find love.
I might break up with Rebecca.
Wow, that's a big step.
I think it shows a lot of character.
I'm gonna hold out and see if I can find
a hot young blonde who likes me for me.
That's a good one.
Okay, now, Leonard, you tell a joke.
She's great. Look.
I see a wall...
some Asian baby...
See? Nothing to worry about.
Okay, I'm gonna try and get some work done.
Yeah, me, too. Love you.
是啊 我也是 爱你哦
Love you, too. Bye.
What are you doing here?
Can't a guy hang out at a college he doesn't go to
and stare at a baby that isn't his?
I haven't even made it to my office yet.
Is it weird if we just stand here and watch her all day?
Or we could take her to the aquarium.
I'll get her, you grab her bag.
Hang on, Halley, we're busting you out of there!
再坚持一下 Halley 我们马上就带你逃离这里!
What are you looking at?
Comments from our Behind the Flags retrospective.
Get this, people are calling it
"the longest one yet"
Hello? Anybody home?
I think it's Bert.
I broke up with Rebecca.
You know, good for you.
No, I miss her.
I don't know why I listened to you.
It was your crackpot idea that he deserves love.
You know, you need to start raising your hand
Yes, starting now.
Bert, you're a good guy; you deserve a woman
Bert 你是个好人 你应该找一个
who's interested in more than just your money.
She was also interested in walking around my house
Now the only one doing that is me.
If you're that upset, go get her back.
She's not answering my calls.
Which really hurts because I bought her that phone.
I made a huge mistake.
Okay? Look, Bert, when I had money,
Bert 我跟你说 我以前有钱的时候
I dated lots of girls who weren't right for me.
And then I gave up my money,
and now I'm alone and living with my friends,
and somebody else should probably talk now.
relationships aren't about money, okay?
It's about respect and having things in common
You and Leonard don't have anything in common.
Maybe you should break up.
You called on him.
Guess who's home from day care?
Unless somebody else put an "X"
on the bottom of their kid's foot.
You realize they called when you took her.
其实 你接走她的时候 日托班就给我打过电话了
Guess who's home from the aquarium?
Sorry again for barging in.
You don't have to go. You're welcome to hang with us.
Actually, our friendship group is at capacity.
But if anybody drops out, you're at the top of the list.
Unless it's Raj,
in which case, we'll probably get a person of color.
You guys are nice, but I'm just gonna
buy Rebecca a Jet Ski and see if that gets her back.
I feel bad for Bert.
So he's using his money to attract a mate.
Is that any different than me using my intelligence
to attract Amy?
Or Leonard using his power of groveling to get Penny?
It's totally different.
Bert's money might run out,
but I can beg until the end of time.
All that and he's shorter than me.
Sheldon, what did Amy have that attracted you?
Her mind, her kindness,
and especially her body.
Relax. We're the same blood type.
He knew he could harvest an organ.
She does look happy.
See? This is the right thing for her.
Let's all just go to work.
Let me just say good-bye.
Halley. Look at Mommy.
Over here, honey.
Say good-bye to Mommy!
Look at your mother!
All right, we can go.
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
我是Amy Farrah Fowler博士
Based on the glowing reception
of our recent Behind the Flags retrospective,
we thought you might like to see how it all came together.
So welcome to tonight's episode...
Behind the Behind the Flags:
A Retrospective Retrospective.
Ooh, we already have our first call.
Hello, you're on Fun with Flags.
The Jet Ski worked. I got her back.