Previously on The Big Bang Theory...
I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton.
A fine institution.
The place where Albert Einstein taught,
and where Leonard got his PhD,
so it may have gone downhill.
And just remember, I'm proud of you.
And I support you in all that you do.
Thank you. That means a lot.
Oh, and one last thing.
If you find yourself working with a male scientist,
who's as smart as me, as tall as me,
and has hair like Thor,
well, then, I want you to step away from the situation
and call me immediately.
How are you settling in?
Princeton has a beautiful campus.
Now, I've learned some fun facts about New Jersey
to help you make small talk.
Would you like to know the state bird or the murder rate?
They're both shocking.
Actually, I want to hear about you.
How are things at home?
Well, I'm a lot less likely to see an Eastern Goldfinch
or be murdered, I'll tell you that.
earlier today I ended a sentence with a preposition
and you weren't there to correct my grammar.
I'm sorry you had to go through that.
that's when I started to really miss you.
You know you just split an infinitive.
Are you gonna teach me a lesson?
It is naughty to put an adverb
between the word "to" and the verb stem.
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm going to admonish you.
That's the only kind of admonishing I do.
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
♪ 宇宙一度又烫又稠密 ♪
♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
♪ 140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧! ♪
♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
♪ 地球开始降温 ♪
♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
♪ 自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具 ♪
♪ We built the Wall, We built the pyramids ♪
♪ 我们建长城 我们建金字塔 ♪
♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪
♪ 数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘 ♪
♪ That all started with a big bang ♪
♪ 一切由大爆炸开始 ♪
♪ Bang! ♪ By aBu 20170513
How's Sheldon doing with Amy gone?
Well, the last three nights
I've had to take him to get a haircut,
to the train store, and to a Walgreens in Arcadia
where they still have the "Good ibuprofen."
Now ask me how I'm doing with Amy gone.
现在问问我 艾米走后 我还好吗
- How are you doing with... - Shut up.
If you'd like, we can help you out.
Oh, that would be great.
I mean, not me, I've got a wife and child,
but this one posts video of himself flossing on Instagram.
It was a tutorial.
And yes, I'm happy to keep Sheldon company.
Great. Tonight he wants to look at ladders at Home Depot.
Oh, why does he need a ladder?
He doesn't; he just likes looking at them.
You may remember Dr. Nowitzki,
She's back at Caltech for her postdoc.
- Hello. - Hello.
Oh, let me bring a chair for you.
Dr. Nowitzki's going to tell me
about the work she did at CERN.
And she brought me this duty-free Toblerone.
Let's sit somewhere else.
What just happened?
A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar.
Wait, isn't she the grad student that used to follow him around?
Back before he hit puberty and grew man parts.
So what do you guys think that's about?
Knowing Sheldon, nothing.
So, tell me about your scalar dark energy experiment.
Not 'til you tell me about your latest paper
on quantum loop theory.
You must be one of those dessert before dinner people.
He just made her laugh, something's wrong.
Do you see the way she's looking at him?
Yeah. Like Bernadette used to look at me.
I keep telling you, close the bathroom door.
Ah, did you see that?
She just touched his hand and he didn't swat it away.
What is happening?
Okay, the simplest explanation is usually the right one.
That ain't Sheldon.
Not only did they eat together,
Leonard said he made her laugh.
Howie said she touched his hand.
I cannot believe Leonard mentioned the Toblerone
but left that part out.
Should we call Amy?
I don't know; we shouldn't worry her if it's nothing.
I guess we could wait
- till we have more information about this girl. - Yeah.
Do you think living with Amy
has somehow stirred up Sheldon's...
How can you think that?
Why would you even put those words together?
All right, then we agree.
He's not making any moves,
it's this Dr. Ramona chick.
Nowitzki. I Googled her, she's pretty cute.
诺维茨基 我上网查了她 人还挺俏
Really? All I got from Leonard
was the Toblerone bar had nuts.
I saw an articulating ladder
with dual-leg leveling, which delivers stability
and adaptability to uneven terrain.
Sounds like a big night.
Yeah. Raj made the funniest joke, he said,
"Which is the best ladder to use to hang myself?"
So you're keeping busy? You're not lonely?
I've had outings with Leonard and Raj in the evening,
and-- oh, I had lunch with Dr. Nowitzki.
Oh, Dr. Nowitzki is a woman.
Uh, when did you meet her?
Back when she was a grad student.
She's always been a huge fan of my work,
and now she's doing research at Caltech.
Huge fan, you say?
Yes. I think you'd like her.
She's extremely intelligent, just like you.
Unlike you, she's tall, blonde
and used to be an Olympic swimmer.
That's terrific. I'll call you right back.
I gave you one job!
Keep an eye on him.
We thought you meant
not letting him run out into traffic.
- Which he only did once. - Yeah.
Why didn't you tell me?
We didn't want you to worry.
No. Come on, it's Sheldon.
不用 拜托 那可是谢尔顿
Nothing is gonna happen.
That's what you said to me when I started dating him.
And then five years later,
bingo-bango, something happened.
Yeah, but you're gonna be back in three months.
I've been smacking that ketchup bottle for a long time.
All she's got to do is tip it over
and point it at her fries.
Well, what do you want us to do?
Might be the New Jersey talking,
but this Nowitzki broad needs to disappear.
all that happened is two scientists had lunch.
Yeah, but one of those scientists
is a tall, blonde Olympic swimmer.
Come on. Looks don't matter to Sheldon.
Because he only has eyes for you.
Thanks. I was scrambling.
Sheldon has lunch with another woman
and somehow my wife yells at me.
Penny laid into me, too.
Apparently, I'm overly fixated on
premium Swiss chocolate bars.
Can you even eat those things?
If I take a Lactaid a half-hour before
and some Pepto right after.
Sounds like a lot of work.
Yeah. Eh, I'm worth it.
Should we do something about Nowitzki?
Uh, well, she's single,
so if somebody else asks her out and she says yes,
then we know she's not into Sheldon.
No offense, Stuart,
but th-th-the woman's a doctor.
So? Doctors like me.
Whenever I see mine he calls in
a bunch of other doctors to have a look.
She's not that kind of doctor.
I've been called a genuine medical oddity.
Actually, I was going to suggest me.
Great. Anybody's better than, mmm.
They took out my spleen and gallbladder,
- Good to see you. - Good to see you, too.
We should call Guinness, that might be a record.
She's clearly having a working lunch
and preferred to eat alone.
Dr. Cooper, over here.
I could have made her very happy.
You kept walking. I think you did.
Do you really think there's reason to worry?
Yeah, she's definitely going after Sheldon.
I made a play for her and she shot me down.
All right, well, that doesn't prove anything.
Yeah, there's a million reasons a woman would shoot Raj down.
Like, really, a million?
The point is this could be nothing
and we are all overreacting.
This is my friend,
- Dr. Nowitzki. - Hi.
We just went swimming.
And you actually got in a pool?
but I told myself it's just a big bathtub.
Then I got scared again 'cause there are
all these strangers in my bathtub.
I was proud of him-- a lot of people
don't put their face in the water on the first day.
Well, I was hiding from a bee, but it still counts.
Can I just squeeze in here?
So, Sheldon, have you talked to Amy?
Yes, we Skyped this morning
and I'm sure I'll check in with her before I go to sleep.
Sheldon talks about her all the time.
I can't wait to meet her.
She keeps asking how long Amy's going to be gone.
Uh, so, Ramona, tell us about yourself.
Do you, do you have a boyfriend?
Leonard, your wife is sitting right here.
No, my work doesn't leave me a lot of time for relationships.
I think you made that very clear.
She was part of the American team at CERN.
I had a front row seat when they detected the Higgs boson.
I've corresponded with Peter Higgs.
Would you like to see some of his letters?
- Absolutely. - I'll get them.
Well, hang on, I'll come with you.
Like a play date.
Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that exactly
what we were supposed to stop from happening?
I threw my body at them,
what else did you want me to do?
You think you should call Amy?
You got fingers and a mouth, you call her.
Are these all from Peter Higgs?
They're from many famous people.
See? Oh, like this one.
This is from Patrick Stewart.
It says if I come to his house again,
I get to meet his dogs.
- Hello, Sheldon. - Oh, hello, Amy.
-你好 谢尔顿 -你好 艾米
I was missing you again.
Hey, this is good timing.
Remember that Dr. Nowitzki I told you about?
A little late, Leonard.
What is Leonard doing calling you at this hour?
I must tell you, that seems a little inappropriate.
We both think so.
All right, this is making me crazy.
Somebody's got to go over there.
You got feet and legs, you do it.
Will you go with me?
To do what? Shake a can of nickels at them?
We're being ridiculous.
There's no way a woman that attractive
is trying to seduce Sheldon Cooper.
You done trying to make yourself feel better?
No. I haven't played the race card yet.
Hey, I hate to break up the party,
but Amy says I'm tired and have to go to bed.
It was nice seeing everybody.
Thank you for dinner.
- Sure. - Our pleasure.
Walk me to my car?
Pardon. I just need to... yeah.
不好意思 我过去下 好了
It was like Mario Kart.
Wh-- Is this about Leonard and Amy?
I don't like it either.
Okay, I know you don't have a lot of experience with women,
but Ramona seems to have
a romantic interest in you.
That doesn't make any sense.
She knows I have a girlfriend.
Well, sometimes women don't care.
Sometimes it makes them want a guy even more.
but Dr. Nowitzki's just a friend.
In fact, I wouldn't have even noticed she's a woman
if she hadn't worn that bathing suit that highlighted her bosom.
Okay. Um... ...let's try this.
Think of yourself as one of those
limited edition toys people like to collect.
Well, then you get it.
Because there's only one of me,
Although, Amy's already taken me out of my package
and played with me.
Let's forget the toy thing, okay?
- Um, maybe... - Penny, look. I appreciate your concern,
-也许 -佩妮 感谢你的关心
but I don't think that's what's happening.
All right. What do you think is happening?
I think Dr. Nowitzki is a friendly colleague.
I think you and Leonard need to see a marriage counselor.
And I need to update my resume
to include swimming as a special skill.
Don't look at me like that, I tried.
Hey, did you eat yet?
Uh, breakfast yes, lunch no.
I did have a cough drop,
but that really rides the line between sucking and eating.
Well, perfect. I made us sandwiches.
I enjoy spending time with you.
are you seeking a romantic relationship with me?
Well, that would raise a number of problems.
I'm currently in a relation...
Excuse me a moment.
Will you marry me?