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Space is the mirror of the soul.
Are we looking beyond, or are we looking within?
I'm looking at my shoes.
This is making me a little motion sick.
When we gaze out at the immensities of space,
we understand them because there are immensities
I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,
and thank you for taking a walk with me...
through the stars.
That pause gets longer every show.
Can I get a picture with you?
And if you post it on social media,
I suggest the hashtag "Koothra-poet."
Thank you. The show was great.
Well, I can't take all the credit.
I have pretty good co-stars.
Do you say that to everyone?
Only to beautiful women.
Uh, just to clarify: you're the first kind.
What did you handsome gentlemen think of the show?
Uh, you can turn it off now.
It's sweet of you to say, but I don't think I can.
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Look at this cute picture of Halley in the bath.
Want me to send it to you?
No, on your phone it's cute, on my phone it's a crime.
别了 在你手机是可爱 在我手机上是犯罪
I also have a pretty cute picture to share.
Isn't it perfect?
Sometimes I just stare at it,
and I think "I can't believe that came out of me."
Well, since we're sharing pictures,
I have one to contribute.
Please don't let it be you and your dog in the bathtub.
But don't swipe.
What are we looking at here?
Well, that's me and a beautiful woman
and my watch showing the time as 2:30 in the morning.
So, state's exhibit "A"?
No. I met her at the planetarium a few days ago,
and she invited me out for a drink.
Oh, good for you. H-Hey,
w-what's the Hindi word for "dog"?
- Kutta. - You kutta.
That's Hindi for woof-woof.
I am seeing her again tonight.
You know, I also have a date tonight.
But don't worry, it's not another woman.
It's string theory.
Sorry, he's a kutta, you're not.
抱歉 但人家才是色库塔 你不算
Oh, taking another picture with my baby.
Look how big he got.
It's fun to see you this excited.
Aw, thank you, that's so...
- Don't sit there! ?- What, what?
-不许坐这里 -啥 怎么了
I-It's part of my organization system.
That's-that's where those papers go.
Okay. Um, how about if I just...
slide this notebook...
You know what, it's fine.
I'll just be in the bedroom.
No, no. Uh, this is your apartment, too.
不用 别 这里也是你的公寓
Uh, look, I'll-I'll stop for the night
and clean this up.
Well, that's very considerate, Sheldon.
See, I'm trying this new technique
where I imagine how I would feel in someone else's position.
Y-You mean empathy?
Oh, I thought I came up with it.
Well, regardless, I-I appreciate the effort.
Aw, you didn't have to cook me breakfast.
Well, I wasn't sure how I did last night,
and I wanted to finish strong.
You don't need to worry.
Last night was great.
Ah, well, you say that now,
but wait until you taste this.
Oh, my God, this is amazing.
Which is why I keep an omelet pan in the trunk of my car.
Well, thank you, it's delicious.
My husband never cooked for me.
Oh, uh, y-you were married.
Yeah. Well, technically, I guess I still am.
Is that "technically,"
like, the paperwork hasn't gone through,
like, he's in the closet watching us right now?
No, no, we're separated.
Do you mind if we talk about something else?
Uh, you know, my secret to making great omelets is that
I beat the egg whites separately.
Speaking of which, how long have you been separated?
That is not a lot of weeks.
In fact, that's the bare minimum to get to the plural "weeks."
He moved out, I moved on.
Yeah, do you mind me asking what he does for a living?
He's a firefighter.
A potentially jealous man who's handy with an ax.
It's-it's okay, though.
He's almost had two weeks to cool down.
Okay, the next drug is Romatrol.
Oh, I know this one.
We're actually pushing it really hard.
It treats mild dermatitis.
Uh, correct. And who can it be prescribed to?
Adults and children who have absolutely, for sure,
And what are the side effects?
Mm, remember the mnemonic.
Ah-- GRAVY, yes. G-R-A-V-Y.
肉汁G R A V Y
Okay, gastric distress, redness,
anal leakage, vasculitis and...
肛漏 血管炎 还有...
- It's actually yellow discharge. - Oh, right.
That's why we went with "Gravy."
He knows he doesn't live here anymore, right?
Maybe he's experiencing memory loss because he took...
- Flaxitrite. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Uh, Sheldon, what are you doing?
-谢啦 -谢尔顿 你在干嘛
Oh, I was just checking in on my old room
to see what you've done with it.
Well, I could use a place to work in the evenings, and...
- No. - Well, it's just that
- there's not a lot of space in our apartment... - No.
Well, and I feel like Amy's been having...
And since you're not...
That is our room now,
and we're gonna turn it into a gym.
Do you really expect me to believe that?
So I guess what's bugging me
is that they only broke up 13 days ago,
and now I'm dating her.
So, am I, like, the good guy in my movie,
or the bad guy in their movie?
Pretty sure you're the weird friend in our movie.
I like her, okay?
I just, I-I don't know how I feel about
being the third wheel in a relationship.
Says the guy in my bed with my wife.
Guys, I mean, he's around, okay?
He's apparently not happy about the breakup,
and based on the sweatpants he left at her place,
he's, like, a medium to large man.
Maybe those are his "after the holiday" pants,
I mean, do you think it's too soon for her to be dating?
If you and Bernadette broke up,
like, how long would you wait?
Oh, well, I don't even want to think...
Two days to cry. Six days to hit the gym.
First of all, you already look amazing.
I'm gonna give him an extra day of crying.
The answer is still no.
You can say we wouldn't know you're here, but we'd know.
Because you'd be here!
I can't believe you hung up on me!
What are you doing here?
I am proving you wrong.
I've been working back there for hours.
What the hell? What are you doing here?
I-I am trying to respect Amy.
Okay, look, you have an office at work.
Why don't you go there?
I can't go to the office every time I have a brilliant thought.
I'd basically be living there.
Sounds good, do that.
No. No, the campus isn't safe at night.
There's raccoons and undergrads just walking around
like they own the place.
I need somewhere to work in the evenings.
You have a space you aren't using.
Just take a look at my proposal.
I will only use the room for work.
I-I won't sleep here, I won't eat your food,
I won't even use your bathroom.
So you can just walk in any time of the day or night?
Well, he does that now.
At least this way we'll get paid.
I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,
and thank you for taking a walk with me...
...through the stars.
I-I think that one was too long.
Yeah, you're right. I totally felt it.
Should we, uh, run it again?
Which one of you is Rajesh Koothrappali?
Really? You're not sure
which one of us is Rajesh Koothrappali?
I am. I was just trying not to be racist.
I'm Nell's husband.
h-here's the thing-- I didn't know
that she was married until after...
I'm really sorry.
Well, that doesn't make me feel better.
Wh-What would make you feel better?
I want you to stop seeing my wife.
Done. Nice to meet you. Bye.
没问题 很高兴认识你 再见
What am I gonna do?
Hey, buddy, do-do you want to talk?
I thought we were gonna start a family.
Next thing I know, it's over.
It's gonna be okay.
How is it gonna be okay?
You're sleeping with my wife.
I mean, besides that.
Can I get you anything?
No, thank you. ?Oh, good.
-不必 谢了 -太好了
'Cause I don't, I don't even know how to turn it on.
I shouldn't have come here.
I guess I just wanted to see who she replaced me with.
What you two had was special.
No one can replace you.
Did she say that?
I should go, right?
Okay, I'll call you later.
Look, if it makes you feel any better,
I barely know her.
And she had sex with you?
Nell tells me you're a fireman.
Okay, I-I-I'm really uncomfortable
with him back in that room.
Why? He hasn't made a peep all day.
Y-Y-You don't get it.
All the years that we lived together,
he drove me crazy the whole time.
And now he's not.
D-Don't look at me like that.
It-it-it means he did it on purpose.
That-That's like finding out Godzilla could've had Arby's
instead of Tokyo.
I don't think they have Arby's in Japan.
I'm sorry. Am I being too loud?
No, you're being perfect and you know it.
不是 你表现得很完美 你心知肚明
Would you like me to be a less considerate tenant?
No. Yes. What...?
不是 是的 什...
Stop messing with me!
There's an Arby's in Okinawa.
He was best friends with her older brother,
but he didn't even notice her.
And then years afterward,
they randomly bumped into each other at the DMV.
Two hours later, they were in love.
You can really see the sparkle in his license photo.
He told you all this at the planetarium?
No, no, we went to House of Pies.
He got banana cream. I got coconut.
You did pie halfsies with another man?
You mean other than you?
I feel bad for him, Bernie.
He's a, he's a good guy.
Well, if you're uncomfortable with it,
maybe stop sleeping with his wife.
I don't think the sex is the problem.
I know for a fact I was just okay.
For the record, I'm the one who introduced you to House of Pies.
Sorry, I just, I had to get out of there.
What did he do now?
Nothing. He's being a dream.
Don't give me that look.
That's how Penny looked at me. I'm not crazy.
Penny and I have the same "You're crazy" look?
That's kind of sweet.
I know how to deal with Sheldon being Sheldon,
but Sheldon being a-a rational, thoughtful person?
I'm clueless. I-It's like
when my mom called last year to sing happy birthday
and I-I just threw up.
Well, if it gets to be too much,
you can always send him back over here.
I made a deal with him,
and besides, that wouldn't be fair to you.
Well, actually, I miss him.
He's been over there a lot.
Well, great. Tell him he can come back.
I can't. He's thinking of me and my feelings
and trying to be respectful.
That's what he's doing to me, too, the jerk!
Hey, your mad look and Sheldon's constipated look are the same.
She used to kiss me like that.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Oh, God, I'm so alone.
Sorry, I can't do this.
I met Oliver the other day.
Wait, you tracked down my husband?
No, that would be weird.
He tracked me down, then we spent the evening together.
I don't believe this.
He-he only did it because he cares about you.
No, he did it because he's possessive and jealous.
不 是因为他占有欲强 又爱吃醋
Really? I didn't get that at all.
He made me feel very comfortable.
Well, I'm glad you two hit it off.
You know, I don't think that you're being very fair to him.
You're taking his side?
No, but I should point out that
he did offer to go to counseling, so at least one of you is trying.
You're crazier than he is.
I'll tell you what, just give him one more chance
and if it doesn't work out,
I'll be happy to keep sleeping with you.
Either way, you've got yourself a fella.
Like, how nice is that?
So, your contract provides for a three-day trial period,
and I don't think this is working out.
So, to put it in legal terms,
the party of the first part would like
the party of the second part to get out.
What time does the trial period end?
Yeah-- what does it say after that?
Eastern Standard Time.
That was three hours ago.
And, uh, since you didn't exercise your right to revoke,
I exercised my right to extend,
triggering this long-form rental agreement...
...of which you're already in violation.
This is just a-a bunch of paper.
You can't enforce this.
Hire a lawyer. Let's find out.
This is not happening.
page nine says that you have to provide me
with lemon-flavored sparkling waters, so... chop-chop.
Well, apparently he's not leaving
and I have to go get him sparkling water.
Why are you smiling?
I don't know. It just feels right.
...through the stars.
I talked to Nell.
She was pretty upset after you left.
- Yeah, I'm sorry. - No. No, no, no.
-我很抱歉 -不 不不
She told me that you said something so creepy
that I seemed great in comparison.
I know exactly what it was.
there was a couple of things it could've been.
Whichever one it was, it was creepy.
Anyway, uh, I went over to comfort her,
and we talked, and I think we're gonna give it another chance.
I'm so happy for you!
We should celebrate.
Should we invite Nell?