It feels like it wasn't that long ago
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we were here doing this for Halley.
'Cause it wasn't.
Which reminds me, before we leave,
let's get you a vasectomy.
Oh, that's sweet, but today is all about you.
So, you two ready to find out the sex of this baby?
- Yeah. - Absolutely.
Is Halley hoping for a little brother or a little sister?
Well, she's nine months old,
so unless it jingles or is in my bra, she doesn't care.
And how about you two?
You know, for the first one, we really wanted a girl,
but this time around, we don't have a preference.
Yeah. Boy, girl, as long as it's healthy.
是啊 男孩女孩 只要健康就好
Come on, you can't really be disappointed.
Hey, I barely know how to be a man myself.
Now I have to teach someone?
As the saying goes, those who can't do, teach.
Don't you want a little version of Howard?
I already have a little version of Howard.
Now I'm having a son?
I'll have to teach him how to play sports,
and-and watch sports
然后... 然后... 然后...
He just ran out of man things. He's in trouble.
It's okay. We're all here to help.
Yes. And this baby will have plenty of manly role models.
Now, I'm certain that whatever Bernadette can't teach him,
Uh, she can pee into a bottle.
Anything with a neck wider than a nickel.
Howie, there's a lot of amazing things you can teach a son.
Yeah. You do always know how to pick just the right antacid.
I don't know if I can teach that.
It's just something I was born with.
Come on. You can build things.
You were an astronaut.
You know, as a kid, I used to make model rockets.
That'd be pretty cool to do with a son.
Model rockets. Finally, something interesting.
What is your preferred mode of recovery?
Sheldon, we're helping our friends.
And we got to model rockets, yeah?
It was a tedious road, but well worth the effort.
- So, have you thought of any names? - Amy.
We finally got to model rockets.
Why are you turning back?
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Hey, where are you going?
Back to the dry cleaner. Look at this.
They didn't get the stain out of my Starfleet uniform.
Well, if you didn't make me wear the green body paint in bed,
you wouldn't have to get it dry-cleaned so much.
Nah, it's worth it.
Hey, wait, it's your mom.
Oh, too bad. She just missed me!
Uh, Leonard just left.
He's gonna be so upset he mssed your call.
Yeah, I don't know.
Did you mean personally or professionally?
Like, what'd you do last night?
I had Cuban food at the home of a man
with whom I shared unsatisfying intercourse.
And to anticipate your next questions,
roasted pork and sideways missionary.
Sure. Sure. 'Cause you were full.
当然 不意外 毕竟你们吃很饱
I haven't looked at all this stuff in years.
Burnt down my garage with it.
I had three model rockets as a kid,
and that was the largest space program in India.
You have a replica Saturn V?
Yeah. My dad bought it before he, you know,
对啊 我爸在他... 你懂的
abandoned our family.
Could never bring myself to open it without him.
No, it's not silly.
I always wanted my dad to build rockets with me,
but he wasn't interested.
Ah, yes, disappointing fathers.
I remember for my 16th birthday, my dad bought me a Mercedes.
Like, a little one, like a starter Mercedes.
He had barely handed me the keys
before he had to rush back to work.
I didn't see him again till, like,
pretty late that night.
...as angry as I was with him leaving,
building this stuff is probably what led me
to become an engineer.
I suppose, in his own way,
my dad also encouraged me to pursue science.
I mean, he is the one that taught me
that flatulence is combustible.
And also, polyester gym shorts don't burn.
Yeah, I guess I'm an astrophysicist because,
as a kid, I said I like to look at the stars,
so my dad sent me to Hawaii to visit the Keck telescope.
Screw you. My pain is real.
You know what? Forget the past.
What do you say you and me build this rocket?
That sounds like it could be a real bonding experience for us.
Oh, you think that's a positive.
So, you don't want to hang out with Sheldon and Howard?
No, they were bonding over their sad childhoods,
and my stupid parents were always there for me.
I'm just boxing up all the clothes Halley's outgrown.
Guess we won't need them anymore.
I'm sure there's some you could reuse for a boy.
Daddy's little girl?
Okay, well, what if we, uh, change it to say,
Daddy's little girl magnet?
Boom! Boy shirt.
Uh, pull off the skirt, slap a lightning bolt on the front,
and you got baby Flash.
Stick a long sleeve under it.
Boom! Baby Sheldon.
Wow, you're really good at this.
This isn't my first time turning girl clothes into boy clothes.
Why? You got your sister's hand-me-downs?
Oh. I should've brought peanuts.
You can't eat peanuts. You're allergic.
If you die, who's going to drive me home?
I'm not gonna eat them.
It's a thing they do at JPL.
When the Ranger mission finally had a successful launch,
there were peanuts in the room.
Ever since then, they have them at every launch.
That sounds like a silly superstition.
It's more of a tradition.
Oh! I do love a tradition.
Could you pull over at the next peanut store?
I don't think that's a real thing.
Oh, don't be pedantic.
Any nut store will do.
I-I don't think we can get peanuts out here.
Ah, well, then this whole day's ruined.
Now that I think about it, maybe it is more of a superstition.
Whew! That was close.
Oh, uh, hey, Beverly, you called my phone, not Leonard's.
贝弗利 你打的是我手机 不是莱纳德的
Actually, I was hoping to speak with you.
Is this a good time?
What time is it where you are?
Uh, just after 5:00.
Yeah, that counts.
Well, I enjoyed our conversation the other day,
and I was hoping to continue it.
Uh, yes. You may find this surprising,
but I don't have a lot of what you would call girlfriends.
Of course, there are my female colleagues,
but, uh, they're all Freudians,
so the only boy that I can dish about is my father.
Uh, well, you know, I'm here for you.
What do you want to talk about?
Well, last time, we focused on my life.
If we're going to be real girlfriends,
we should talk about you as well.
Well, you know, if we're gonna be real girlfriends,
we should get a third girl we can trash behind her back.
Oh, so we'd be catty.
What about Sheldon's fiance?
She seems a bit dour.
Ooh, dour? Meow.
L-minus ten, nine...
准备发射 十 九
Wait, what are you doing? It's T-minus?
等等 你这是干什么 应该说"发射倒计时"
I was an astronaut. We used L-minus.
But this is a Saturn V,
and when they launched those, they said T-minus?
It's my rocket! We're doing it my way.
I'm not saying I know why your dad left,
but I think I'm getting an idea.
'Cause you're kind of bossy.
...five, four, three, two,
五 四 三 二
I remember them going up higher.
Well, that's perfect.
I mean, the one thing I thought I could do with my son,
I can't even do that right.
Well, if you want to see it again, I got it on video.
Looks pretty cool in slow motion.
Thank you for your support.
- You're welcome. - I was being sarcastic.
Sheldon, what am I gonna do?
I mean, what do I know about raising a boy?
What do you know about raising a girl?
Oh, my God, you're right.
Well, I don't know if that was sarcasm or not.
So, either you're welcome, or hey!
所以 要么不客气 要么你讨厌
Leonard, did you really just text me from the couch
to put extra mustard on your sandwich?
I was worried you might not check your e-mail.
I swear to God, I will throw this out.
That one was not me.
Oh, wait, it was just your mom.
My mother's texting you?
Yeah. We've been talking a lot lately.
She sick of talking to the magic mirror on the wall?
No, I think she's lonely.
She's been reaching out.
Okay, just be careful.
You think you're getting close to her,
and the next thing you know, you're featured in a book
called He's Doing It On Purpose: Raising a Teenage Bed-Wetter.
No, it's not like that.
You know, she's been opening up about her life,
and she's actually been really supportive about mine.
- Really? - Yeah.
I've been telling her about my job,
and she said she was proud of me.
Never told me she was proud of me.
Even when I stayed dry for a whole month.
Do you not want me to be friends with your mom?
Well, let's be clear.
I-I married you to hurt her.
You're kind of ruining it.
Reason number 13 to feel good:
as a launch, it was bad,
but as an explosion, it was glorious.
you still have all your fingers,
and boys prefer a dad with fingers.
Thanks for trying,
but you're not gonna be able to cheer me up.
Well, how about this, then?
You quit your whining before I give you
something to cry about, young man.
Those are comforting words my father would often say.
I turned out great.
Are you gonna be this mopey all the way home?
I don't know, maybe.
There any chance you'd be cheered up
by an amazing trigonometry riddle?
Well, if you can't answer that,
there's no way you're gonna get this riddle.
Oh, hey, hey, what do you think?
Just because it's a boy, I don't think you need to
put a picture of genitals on his shirt.
But that's a baseball bat with two little baseballs.
Okay, and now I see it.
So, you know, I understand why
Howard is nervous about having a son,
but are you really upset about it?
It's just, I grew up with a bunch of brothers,
so I thought it'd be nice for Halley to have a sister.
Of course it's wrong.
You don't know what this little boy's gonna be like.
Maybe he'll be rough and tumble,
or maybe he'll be sweet and sensitive,
or maybe he'll be all those things, like me.
You're rough and tumble?
You bet I am, bitch.
But I'm also sensitive and regret saying that.
Penny's been talking to my mother
like they're best friends, and it's kind of freaking me out.
I'm pretty sure they're not best friends.
'Cause you can only have one best friend.
And Penny has that, and it's me.
Oh, really? Is she FaceTiming with you right now?
Because she's FaceTiming with my mom, and believe me,
that is not a face you want to spend time with.
Hmm. Well, I have been pretty busy lately.
Maybe I've been neglecting our friendship.
Penny knows I have a complicated relationship with my mother;
it's like she doesn't even care.
And with everything going on at the lab
and planning the wedding,
I just, I have so little free time.
Penny doesn't know how manipulative my mother can be.
Did you know there's such a thing as
reverse, reverse, reverse psychology?
Because... there is.
I mean, she must feel so abandoned.
She's used to me being there all the time,
but now I have my own life,
and she's just gonna have to accept it.
And why is my mom proud of Penny and not me?
I mean, the real question is: why is Penny so afraid of me
growing as a person?
I'm good at stuff, too!
I deserve my own life!
Okay, well, thanks.
You know, studies have shown
that people distracted by emotional issues
What about people distracted by irritating passengers?
That would be hard to test,
because irritating is a subjective quality.
You don't even have a license.
Really? Since when?
I went on a bit of a license kick.
I'm also a commercial fisherman.
Then why don't you ever drive yourself?
Honestly, I barely passed my test.
And the one time I drove on my own,
I made a U-turn, got dizzy, threw up and walked home.
调了个头 开始晕车 吐了满身 最后走回家
You really want to drive?
It seems like the perfect time.
The roads are straight, there's no one around,
and you don't seem to care if you live or die.
Live, Sheldon. I want to live.
活着 谢尔顿 我绝对想活着
That makes things a little trickier,
but I'll do my best.
Oh, hello, Leonard.
哦 是你啊 莱纳德
Hello, Mother. How are you?
你好 妈妈 最近怎么样
- Fine. And you? - I'm great.
-很好 你呢 -我也不错
Well, it's been lovely catching up.
Wait. Hang on. We need to talk.
等等 等一下 我们需要谈一谈
I want to know, why aren't you proud of me?
Well, isn't the real question,
"Why aren't you proud of yourself?"
No, that is a question-- and I ask it a lot--
不 那也是一个问题 我常自问
but let's stick with the one I asked you.
But why do you think I'm not proud of you?
Because you never say it.
But two days into chatting with Penny,
and you can't stop telling her how great she is.
Honestly, of all of my children's spouses,
she's the one that I'm most impressed by.
She's confident, she's thoughtful,
and she never complained about you once.
I know what kind of strength that takes.
So, Penny's your favorite?
You married well, Leonard, and for that I am proud of you.
你娶了个好姑娘 莱纳德 对此我为你骄傲
I don't... I don't... I don't know what to say.
我... 我不知道... 该说什么了
I'm also proud of how hard you're trying not to cry.
Would you like to hang up now?
Yeah, here it comes.
Your hands are at 10:00 and 2:00.
Good. Steady on the gas.
Now you're gonna want to slowly switch lanes.
Because there are only two,
and you're not in either of them.
Attaboy. Well done!
The last time I drove, I was terrified,
but this is fun.
You're doing great.
You're a good teacher.
Your son is going to be lucky to have you as a father.
Do you think I could try going a little faster?
Go for it, champ.
Just ease on the gas, and...
Oh, too much! Too much!
Why was I scared of this? This is exhilarating!
No, it's not! Slow down!
Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father!
Do you know how fast you were going?
Let me see your license.
- Okay, here's the plan. -No.
-听着 我的计划是... -闭嘴
You know what, you can just keep it.