So, you can see that Sheldon has a baby tooth
- that never fell out. - Is that a problem?
Well, it's gonna keep the adult tooth from coming down, and...
it's gonna need to be extracted.
Oh, he is not gonna be happy about that.
Are you sure we can't just wait this thing out?
It's gonna cause all the other teeth around it to come in crooked
and, well, you know, braces can be expensive.
He is gonna freak out about the pain
and the needle and the blood.
Yeah, I wouldn't mention that stuff when you tell him.
Uh, can't you tell him?
I'm not gonna tell him.
- But you're his doctor. - And you're his mommy.
Which means that I have to deal with him all the time.
- Help me out here. - No.
Okay. Can we tell him together?
What if I put your business card, free of charge,
in the next church newsletter?
So, Sheldon, little bit of dental news.
You have a baby tooth that never fell out.
Neat. Even my teeth are stubborn.
Anyway, in order for your teeth to come in straight,
Dr. Bowers is gonna need to pull it out.
Why didn't I hear this from him?
I had the same question.
But a tooth extraction is a major procedure.
Will there be blood?
Will there be a needle?
Maybe, but you won't feel it,
'cause he's gonna put you under first.
Put me under? With drugs?
That's even more dangerous.
Sheldon, lots of people get their teeth pulled.
It's not a big deal.
Stop enjoying this.
- Sorry. - No, you're not.
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This is not exactly the date night I'd envisioned
when I was shaving my legs.
We're elderly, you know?
If anything, dinner should be early.
Well, I'll tell you what, when I'm finished,
I am gonna whisk you off to the finest--
and the only-- Chinese food place in town.
Ying's? Their nachos are weird.
I don't know, it's not a bad idea
to maybe venture out of Medford once in a while.
Even better, why don't we go away for the weekend?
Uh, come on-- You know how hard it is for me to get out of the store.
What's the point of being the boss
if you can't get somebody else to do your work for you?
Uh, I might be able to leave Georgie in charge.
I want to go, so I'm just gonna say "good idea."
Hi, Sheldon, what can I do for you?
你好啊 谢尔顿 有什么需要帮忙啊
Do you have any books or videos on the Lamaze technique?
Uh-oh. Georgie get that girl pregnant?
It's for me. I need to have a tooth pulled,
and I'd like to do it without putting my brain on drugs.
I've seen that commercial with the egg in the frying pan.
Well, since this is a high school,
we don't have material about giving birth on the shelves.
since this is a high school,
I keep a few things here under the counter.
And I'll let my brother know,
in case he gets himself in a pickle.
You're having a tooth pulled, not having a baby.
If it can work for getting an eight-pound human
through a birth canal, it can work for a tiny tooth.
Eight pounds? I'm never having kids.
Fun fact: she ended up having four.
And if I do, I'm taking any drugs they'll give me.
That part was true.
I'm thinking about taking your meemaw away for this weekend.
Okay. You have my blessing.
Thank you. And I was wondering, maybe,
if you'd look after the store while I'm gone.
You saying I'm the manager?
No, I-I'm saying I want you to look after the store
But in a managerial capacity.
You think you can handle it?
Yes, sir. I will make you proud.
Can I fire people?
Can I get paid more?
Can I at least change the music we play here?
What's wrong with the music we play here?
Nothing, it's just kind of grandpa music.
Well, how is this "grandpa music"?
Do you listen to it?
Do you have grandchildren?
Do you see where I'm going with this?
Okay, Sheldon, you ready?
好了 谢尔顿 你准备好了吗
Yeah, that makes two of us.
Why don't you guys come on back?
You know what? I'm just gonna stay here.
Um, you don't need me getting in your way.
Oh, it's no trouble at all. Come on.
I've got my crochet.
- You're coming. - Fine.
So, you don't need to worry about needles
'cause we're gonna put you under for the procedure.
No, thank you. There are risks associated with anesthesia.
谢谢 不用了 麻醉有很多的风险
Feel free to jump in.
Are there any other options?
Well, he could stay awake for it,
but we'd have to give him novocaine.
No needles. Just pull the tooth.
Okay. Just so you know...
I'm gonna be using this.
You go to this casino often?
So don't be surprised if everybody knows my name,
how I take my whiskey and the color of my lucky bra.
No, that's my "get lucky" bra.
So, what are you into? Craps, roulette?
所以你爱赌哪种 骰子 轮盘
Well, not much of a gambler.
You just left Georgie in charge of your store, so... disagree.
Mm, he's a lot smarter than you think.
Maybe you're not as smart as I think.
Well, if you like me just for my body, I'm okay with that.
There you go. I hope you enjoyed your shopping experience.
- I did. - I'd let the manager know,
but he already does, 'cause it's me.
It's been a pleasure to serve you.
You might want to slow down.
We don't have a license to sell guns in here.
Just kidding, it's Texas. We got them in the back.
开玩笑的 这里是德州[爱枪] 我们有证
Okay, Sheldon, we're gonna put the mask on.
好的 谢尔顿 我们会帮你戴上面罩
Now you just breathe normally and count back from 100.
But counting back from 100 isn't complex enough to occupy my mind.
Why don't you think of something more sciencey?
Like counting pi.
That's a thing, right? Pi?
I can't count pi, it's an irrational number.
But I can embrace the spirit of your proposal
and calculate the matrix coefficients
necessary for a unified field theory.
Of the four fundamental forces,
the most difficult to unify is gravity because...
Step right up for your chance to meet Thoth!
The Egyptian god of knowledge.
He has all the answers.
No question too big
Hello, young man.
Do you have a question you'd like to pose?
I do, but nobody in the history of science
has ever been able to answer it.
Well, they haven't asked the great god Thoth!
Ask your question.
Do you really possess all knowledge?
You only get one question, kid.
You want that to be it?
How can I unify the four fundamental forces of the universe?
Now we're talking.
In order to unify gravity, you must first understand
that it is a distortion of space-time.
Gravity. Of course.
He even talks in his sleep. Why am I not surprised?
Didn't feel it at all. That's how good this helmet is.
Want to take a whack?
I'll be up front when you're ready to buy it.
26 for the twins' birthday,
three for Georgie and Mary wouldn't like it
if I used her birthday for gambling, so 13 for her.
All right. For my grandson's birthday, I'm gonna go black,
好吧 用我孙子的生日 我选黑色
'cause I don't remember.
Hooray for the grandkids!
Whenever the hell they were born!
You want to go to the bar?
We gotta ride this out.
- Ride's over. - To the bar!
Oh, you died. You're a ghost now.
How are you feelin'?
I solved a unified field theory.
But I can't remember it.
Well, you were mumblin' something
about gravity and forces.
You need to be more specific.
Shelly, you weren't makin' much sense.
Mother, a unified field theory is the holy grail of physics.
Solving it would be the greatest breakthrough
in the history of science.
And you forgot it.
Hello, Dr. Bowers, it's Sheldon Cooper.
你好 鲍尔斯医生 我是谢尔顿·库珀
I need you to administer more anesthesia to me.
No, I don't have a dental problem.
I need to reenter a trancelike state so I can communicate
with Thoth, the god of knowledge.
I would argue that the greatest discovery in physics
is worth losing your dental license.
Well, it's not my fault you let them
publish your home phone number.
Well, this is my favorite table here.
Well, sure, every time you put down money, you win.
You know, I really don't get away from the store enough.
How come you're still workin' at your age?
What do you mean "my age"?
I mean you're old.
Well, I'm old and you're older than me.
But we make it look good though.
You don't want to be that guy
that just works till he drops dead.
I mean, maybe you should retire.
Have a little fun.
Well, I'm here with you.
That's a good start, 'cause I'm fun.
Oh, man, you sure as hell are.
Hey, you know what'd be fun?
New Orleans is just an hour away from here.
Oh, I like where this is headed.
And they got themselves a 24-hour wedding chapel.
What do you mean "no"?
We're good together and we're both old.
That's what you said.
We-we haven't even said "I love you" yet!
You... you're not gonna say anything back?
Not under these circumstances!
I'd like to report a robbery.
Well, before I tell you my name, is there any way we can do this
where the owner of the store don't find out?
Because he left me in charge and I really screwed up.
I know it's a lot. That's why I said I screwed up.
I got to think about this.
I-I'll call you back.
If I was going to recapture my insight
into a unified field theory, I needed to find a way
to put myself back into an altered state of consciousness.
Native Americans would
sit in sweat lodges for hours to achieve this.
I lasted a minute and a half.
Self-hypnosis is another means
of bringing stillness to the mind.
When it isn't giving you a heart attack!
The whirling dervishes of Central Asia
employ a repetitive spinning technique
to achieve a trancelike state.
You didn't have to storm off.
You're being childish.
So I don't want to get married.
It's nothing personal.
Well, it feels personal.
I'm not rejecting you.
I'm rejecting marriage.
If it helps, it's not the first proposal
I've turned down.
How the hell does that help?
After everything that I've done
for you and your family!
You give my grandson a job, so I'm supposed to marry you?
Well, you can forget I even asked.
After my other attempts
to return to the trancelike state of anesthesia failed,
I turned to something Nancy Reagan herself
told me to "just say no" to.
My mind-altering substance of choice was...
But not your grandma's chamomile tea.
A highly concentrated super chamomile of my own making.
All the relaxing power of 30 cups of chamomile tea
packed into a teaspoon of calming sludge.
Sorry, Mrs. Reagan.
Okay, grand unified field theory,
This isn't working.
Seems to be working fine and dandy.
I'm very excited to talk to you,
but I was hoping to hear
from Thoth, the Egyptian god of knowledge,
so he could teach me the grand unified field theory again.
Ooh, the grand unified field theory!
He told it to me in a dream, but I can't remember.
All right, hang on.
Where is the fun in finding things out
if some joker with a bird head
just tells you the answer?
But a grand unified field theory would explain the universe.
Answers are all well and good,
but a real scientist loves the thrill of the chase.
Am I right, Hawking?
I do also enjoy the thrill
of rolling over bubble wrap with my chair.
It-it is fun to pop that stuff, isn't it?
- So fun. - But what if I never figure it out?
and my scientific career is nothing to sneeze at.
- Same here. - Agreed.
Uh, don't-don't look at me.
I-I drive a Yugo.
So none of you can help me?
Sheldon, if I was offered a choice
between all the knowledge of the universe or the endless pursuit of it,
I would choose the pursuit.
That's very insightful.
Hold it, hold it-- he didn't come up with that!
He stole it from Gotthold Lessing.
Who's-who's Gotthold Lessing?
He's an 18th century German philosopher.
We girls are trying to have some fun over here.
- Apologies. - Sorry, Cyndi Lauper.
-抱歉 -对不起 辛蒂·劳帕
While I made my peace
with not having the solution to a unified field theory,
my intestines did not make peace
with concentrated chamomile syrup.
Bathroom emergency! Bathroom emergency!
I'll call the cops!
Why you back so soon?
None of your business.
How'd it go yesterday?
I was helping a customer,
and I guess I forgot to close the register,
'cause when I got back to it, all the money was gone.
Are you kidding me?
Did you call the police?
I didn't want to get them involved.
But I was gonna make it right.
Get out of my store.