Hey! You guys taking selfies over here?
Oh, we look so hot.
Are you guys gonna post it online?
Let's do it right now. Boop.
Oh, my gosh. Would you look at your precious basket?
You guys must really like each other!
Have you been dating long? Do you hug a lot?
Mmm! Do you hug all the time?
We should hang out. Is that cinnamon? Mmm.
Yeah, come on by the cave for juice whenever!
Remember, no nuts in mine. I'm allergic.
记住 我的不放坚果 我过敏
Ice bear charges extra.
Guys! I met some really nice people in the woods,
And they're gonna come over and have juice with us later!
Anyone remember to buy pulp-free?
I don't know, grizz.
People always say they'll come over, but they never do.
I think we need a bigger TV.
Ahem. Priyatnogo appetita.
It looks so good, you guys.
W-we got to document this!
Okay, chow down, pan-pan.
好啦 小熊喵 慢点吃
C'mon, man, i just want to eat my breakfast.
老兄 消停会儿吧 我只想好好吃我的早餐
Come on, stop it, dude!
得了吧 老兄 你别照了
I got to post this online!
Huh? Take it down!
Hang on, little brother. Just watch.
小弟 你耐心等等 看着嘛
Millions of people are gonna want to see this.
- Why must people hate? - It wasn't that bad.
- 为什么会有人讨厌 - 那视频不至于这么糟吧
Ice bear will hunt them down.
Quickly, click on something to make me feel better!
I don't feel any better.
But look at how many views it has!
Dude, that's like a-a hundred-million eyes!
Click on his website.
Action figures and day-of-the-week underwear!
Do it! Click all of them!
So many followers, so many friends.
Being Internet famous sounds amazing.
Let's hang out sometime, Grizzly.
This juice is great!
I want to hang out with Grizzly, too!
- Me too! - I, as well!
- 我也是 - 还有我
Thanks, everyone. You're all invited to the cave.
Grizzly! I'm the mayor.
Here's the key to the city.
Also, please accept this lifetime supply
Guys, we can do this, too!
We're gonna make viral videos so we can become Internet-famous!
Panda, you know those 50 million views
Had at least one girl in there.
Mm, Internet ladies.
And think of all the Internet glory you could bask in!
- Ice bear enjoys basking. - All right, paws in!
- 北极熊喜欢被爱戴的感觉 - 好了 把爪子放进来
Wait, what is this. We've never done this.
等等 这是什么 我们从来没做过
Just... just go with it. Okay, on three.
你就看着办吧 好啦 数到三
Let me finish my breakfast first.
All right, wait. Why isn't anything showing up?
好了 等等 为什么不出图像啊
Oh, wait. It's not on.
Too close. Yeah. Looking good, bro!
太近了 好了 看起来不错 兄弟
Why do I have to wear toilet paper on my head?
Oh. Oh, w... oh, where?
什.. 喔 在哪
Oh... oh, where am I? I am a lost baby.
噢 额 我在什么地方 我是一个迷路的宝宝
- Mom? - Good.
- 妈妈 - 好极了
Mom, are you in there?
Here's your bottle. Now try to get up.
It's not my fault I was born round.
All right, quick, take the camera.
好了 快 拿着相机
Okay, am I in frame? Good.
Wow! Look at this cute, small box!
哇喔 快看 这可爱的小盒子
Would it not be cute if I were to sit in it?
Did you get that? Okay, switch!
你都拍下了吗 好了 换你
Cutest video ever.
# Righteous, # holla.
标签 公正 标签 哈哈
All right. Step back.
Let it breathe, guys.
Nothing. That's cool, that's cool.
什么都没有 没事的 没事的
I mean, it's only been a minute, right?
我想说 才过去了一分钟 是吧
Yeah, you guys can go.
I'm just gonna hang here
And wait till we get more frien...I mean hits.
Hey, Grizz. How did we do?
What's that, Grizz?
No! Not even people tripping can heal my wounds.
Whoa. Isn't that the koala from that video?
Hold on! What?! A me-me con?!
等等 什么 一场"模模"秀
- Mee-mee? - Meme.
- "咪咪"吗 - 是"模模"
A meme con! Internet celebs.
Judged by nom-nom himself?!
Wow! Look at all the Internet celebrities here.
Sign it, porkins. Right here, porkins. Right here.
签在这 猪猪 就是这 在这里
Porkins, sign here.
I didn't think so many people would be competing.
Ice bear should have trained before coming.
No sweat, brothers.
They got nothing on us.
Now let's get in there! Hyah!
Ow! Excuse me. Oops.
Sorry. My bad. Coming through.
对不起 我错了 借过
Let's see who we have next.
Here we have Liz from the dump!
Show them what you got, Liz.
All right, thank you!
Let's hear what our judges have to say.
Oh, that's so cute.
Well, that looks like a unanimous no.
Years of training!
Hello. My name is Grizzly.
We're here to be Internet-famous.
All right. Whenever you're ready.
Okay, guys. Just like we rehearsed.
好了 伙计们 把这当做排练就行
But we didn't rehearse any... whoa!
You promised you'd never do this again!
I am a lost baby.
How I wish there was a small box...
Oh, look at his little drools.
Sorry, boys, that's a resounding no.
抱歉了 孩子们 彻底地否决
Yes. Get out. Thank you.
没错 退场吧 谢谢
Wait, wait. Hold on.
等等 等等 打住
Wait, wait! I'm going back in there.
Grizz, wait, grizz! Come on, man.
棕熊 等等 棕熊 拜托 伙计
We know now for sure that we're not cut out for this,
Can we please just go home now?
Ice bear been sleeping for 15 minutes.
Don't you get it? This is it!
This is our chance to make more friends
Than we've ever had!
Come on, Grizz, we've had enough.
拜托 棕熊 我们朋友够多了
You're being kind of a...
Whoa! No need to roll out the "D" Word.
I'm gonna sort this all out with nom-nom.
Oh, my gosh. That's him!
Over here, over here!
There he goes. Now's our chance.
Grizz, stop! Come back! Where are you going?
棕熊停下 回来 你要去哪里
I've got him. Get to the front.
You all right, sir?
Yeah, I think someone bit me by mistake,
But it doesn't really hurt. Gross.
Get out of here, you!
What can I do for you, buddy?
Ah! Awesome! I knew you were a chill guy.
Sorry, it's just I've been a really big fan
Since, like, this morning,
And there's just so much I want to ask you.
- Eh, ask away. - Yes!
- 那就问吧 - 太好了
Okay, well, so my brothers and I made this video,
And we did a bunch of stuff.
There was a baby and dancing.
- Wow! - Pretty cool, right?
- 哇 - 很酷吧
They just give them to you when you're Internet-famous.
Do you like chocolate?
Being Internet-famous is crazy-cool!
So, anyway, we put it up on the Internet
And waited forever, but...
Why don't you just pull it up for me?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Here it is!
没错 没错 就是这个
Oh, oh, where am I?
- Really nice. - I am a lost baby.
- 真不错 - 我是个迷途的孩子
- Look for mom. - Yeah.
- 寻找我的妈妈 - 不错
Well, interesting staging.
That's cool stuff, man.
Exactly! Oh, I'm so glad you're into it!
Dude, you're so cool.
You must have tons of friends, too, right?
I've got the maximum amount of friends
On all social-media sites.
So you guys must have brunch together all the time and stuff.
Wait, how do you fit that many people into a café?
You'd need at least 12 pitchers of juice.
Are you kidding me? I'm famous, man.
开什么玩笑 我是名人 伙计
I really don't have time for that sort of thing.
Hanging out in person is a thing of the past, buddy.
Also, friends are usually too loud
Or have schmutz all over their faces.
I have servants, really yummy food, the Internet.
我有仆人 真正的美味食物 和网络
I think you can agree I don't need anything else.
And that being the case...
See you later, friend.
Why isn't this working?
So... Sorry I took so long to get home.
I got juice! Pulp-free!
I thought maybe we could drink it together.
And, also, I just wanted to say, uh...
It's okay, grizz. No big.
没事啦 棕熊 没什么大不了的
Aww, I didn't know you cared so...
Don't ditch ice bear.
Actually, we have a surprise for you, grizz.
事实上 我们要给你个惊喜 棕熊
Oh, wait. I can't move.
It's just our video.
Ooh, a real comment!
Guys, this is great!
We've got to celebrate!