talk too much or try to
pretend you know anything about the company.
- Okay. - And don't be funny or clever or...
- 好的 - 也不要开玩笑或者耍小聪明
Just don't be the centre of attention.
These people are very important to me, so just don't...
- Okay. - don't be yourself.
- 好的 - 不要暴露你的本性
I know people in this building, anyone could come...
- Hi, Claire. - Hello, Leslie.
- 你好 克莱尔 - 你好 莱斯利
Oh, that's lovely. What is that?
We have a load of vegetarians,
so make sure it's clear which ones have meat in them.
We have a couple of waitresses for the drinks,
so if you could hand round the food...
Put her in a quiet room with a nice breeze,
she'll have a panic attack.
- Where is everyone? - She's so happy.
- 大家都去哪了 - 她很开心
God, this is stressful.
Don't be weird about how big my office is.
- I know. - Are you a...?
- 我知道 - 你是...
It's over the top, I know.
Okay. Put them on the table.
- Ooh. You okay? - Of course.
- 你还好吗 - 当然
It's just that it's a big night
and the Finnish partners are here, so it's all a bit...
- Oh, check the award. - Why?
- 检查一下奖杯 - 为什么
Just to make sure it's not pink or anything horrifically female.
She'll loathe that.
Be careful with it. It's worth thousands.
- It's not pink. - Good.
- 不是粉色的 - 很好
It's perfect. It looks like a sperm.
- Your hair looks nice. - Shut up.
- 你发型不错 - 闭嘴
Okay, put those on the posh plates.
Put the award behind the microphone.
You've really, uh...
Don't play with that.
Oh, that's heavy. Argh!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
妈的 妈的 妈的 妈的...
Where have you been?
Sorry, I had to get the vegetarian bites.
But it's all fine. You're going to love them.
You're sweating so much.
- Sorry. - It's attention grabbing.
- 抱歉 - 会惹人注意的
It's only on one side.
Um, sorry, this is Sylvia.
She's going to be presenting the award, so...
when you hear me introduce her, get on the stage.
- Hi. - Has this got shellfish in it?
- 你好 - 里面有贝类吗
Four CEOs have been fired. Two are being taken to court.
I mean, it's just sad. We felt like a family.
Yeah. Especially sad when you have to tell your family not to
touch each other up by the photocopier.
- Stop making jokes. - I'm sorry, I can't help it.
- 不要开玩笑 - 抱歉 我控制不住
Well, you can. Oh, Belinda's coming.
Don't speak to Belinda.
- Hello, Claire. - Hello, Belinda.
- 你好 克莱尔 - 你好 布林达
God, you're tasteful.
Oh, are these meaty?
No, I think they have courgette in them.
Oh, I love courgette.
You can treat them appallingly and they still grow.
- She seems lovely. - Yeah, she's great.
- 她看上去很亲切 - 是的 她很好
- So, who are you so nervous about? - I'm not nervous.
- 所以你在为谁紧张呢 - 我没有紧张
I'm being completely...
Oh! God, sorry. I'm so glad you could come.
Of course. It's my job.
This is my catering. She's the sister.
I ate a sausage over there thinking it was a prune.
15 years of vegetarianism, gone! Like bang, bang!
十五年的素食主义 嘭一下子 就没了
We do actually call them bangers.
So, how do you two know each other?
We are partners...
- Business partners. - Yes.
- 生意上的合作伙伴 - 是的
She's been working with me in Finland.
- We don't get to see each other that much. - No, exactly.
- 我们并不经常见面 - 的确
- I'm a big fan. - I'm a huge...
- 我是她的铁粉 - 我非常...
Thank you... admirer.
- 谢谢... - 欣赏他
I'm going to get a drink. Do you want anything?
Oh, champagne, please.
Oh, off the wagon?
Just when I'm with you.
Let's go fucking crazy tonight, then.
- What did you say? - No, no, I... I was...
- 你说什么 - 没有 我说...
- No, what did you say? - Oh, just...
- 你刚说什么 - 就是...
I just said, "Let's go fuck like crazy tonight."
- Shut up. - Oh, my God!
- 别说话 - 我的天
He is a very good businessman. He's just socially sort of...
- What's...? - Shut up.
- 什么叫... - 闭嘴
Please don't, please don't. I can't cope.
- Okay? - Okay.
- 好吗 - 好的
Oh, God, I have to announce.
Okay, mingle, but don't talk to anyone.
- Okay. - I'm not in love with him.
- 好的 - 我没有爱上他
Hi, everyone. I am very proud to announce the nominees
大家好 由我来宣读 由赫伯茨赞助的
for the Women in Business Awards,
sponsored by us here at Hurbots.
Amongst our exceptional women,
we have Georgina Franks.
And another extraordinary woman...
Sorry, I think there's been a mistake, here.
Congratulations to you all.
Have a wonderful evening.
We'll be presenting the award very soon.
I'm going to introduce Sylvia, who's going to introduce Belinda.
When you hear me introducing Sylvia, get her on stage.
- It has to go like cockwork. - Like what?
- 必须"鸡"准 - 什么
Claire, your brain is somewhere else right now.
A huge thanks to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
非常感谢马修 马克 卢克和约翰
for coming up with this award.
And to LinkedIn for connecting us all
this evening and beyond.
I am so excited to introduce Sylvia Hamburg,
this year's winner of Women Who Work,
who will announce this year's Best Woman in Business.
I'm sorry, it appears that Sylvia is busy,
which shouldn't come as a surprise, really.
I...It's been a big year for business...
...particularly women in business.
Men have been pretty hands-on the past few decades.
I'd like to thank all the brilliant men and women
for supporting each other here at Hurbots.
We're a family, really.
And if we've learned anything during the past 12 months,
it's that family really shouldn't touch each other up
next to the photocopier.
I am honoured to present this award to this year's
Best Woman in Business...
Thank you, thank you.
Well, I was going to say this is a bit on the nose,
but she doesn't seem to have one.
- What were you thinking? - It'll be fine.
- 你想什么呢 - 没事的
It's not fine. I awarded her with a pair of tits.
- Chase her down. - Chase her down?
- 去追她 - 去追她
It's a stolen piece of art.
I will deal with the photographer.
Claire! Oh, my God! You were brilliant!
克莱尔 我的天爷啊 你太有才啦
Oh, well, I didn't think it was that funny.
- Can you go, my love?! - I'm just going to...
- 你能离开吗 亲爱的 - 我在等...
- Take the stairs. - Okay.
- 走楼梯 - 好的
I'm trained in martial arts.
It's just the basics, but it is enough.
- I work at Harbots. - Hurbots.
- 我也是哈伯茨员工 - 赫伯茨
Yes, I ate a courgette off your tray.
- Yeah, it was delicious. - Thank you.
- 味道很好 - 谢谢
I need to take your award back.
It's a stolen piece of art. It's not really an award.
It's all my fault. I can explain.
And she still doesn't know you have it?
That's glorious! I think you did exactly the right thing.
I think you're the only person who thinks that.
Oh! It's infantilising bollocks.
What? Don't you think it's good that...?
No, no, it's ghettoising.
It's a subsection of success.
Ah, it's a fucking children's table of awards.
Because I'd be an arsehole not to.
Thank you, darling.
- Do you like old films? - Some.
- 你喜欢老电影吗 - 有些还行
And what's your favourite period film?
God, you are a tonic.
What do you do? Are you a woman in business?
- I run a cafe. - Oh! Good for you.
- 我开了家咖啡店 - 很好啊
Did you make the canapes?
No, actually. I stole them.
- How old are you? - 58.
- 你多大 - 五十八
- And you? - 33.
- 你呢 - 三十三
- Don't worry. It does get better. - Do you promise?
- 别担心 事情都会好的 - 你保证吗
Listen, I was in an aeroplane the other day and I realised...
Well, I... I mean, I've been longing to say this out loud.
Women are born with pain built in.
It's our physical destiny.
Period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know.
经痛 胸部肿胀 生产
We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives.
They have to seek it out.
They invent all these gods and demons and things
just so they can feel guilty about things,
which is something we also do very well on our own.
And then they create wars, so they can feel things
and touch each other, and when there aren't any wars
they can play rugby.
And we have it all going on in here, inside.
We have pain on a cycle for years and years and years
and then, just when you feel you are making peace with it all,
The menopause comes.
The fucking menopause comes and it is...
...most wonderful fucking thing in the world!
And, yes, your entire pelvic floor crumbles
and you get fucking hot and no-one cares, but then...
No longer a slave, no longer a machine, with parts.
You're just a person in business.
I was told it was horrendous.
It is horrendous, but then it's magnificent.
Something to look forward to.
You better get back to that party.
- Your party. - Mm.
- 是你的派对 - 不对
It is not a party until someone flirts with you.
And that's the only really shit thing about getting older,
is that people don't flirt with you anymore.
Not really. Not with danger.
I miss walking into a room and not knowing,
and there's a sort of energy, a dare.
Do not take that for granted.
There is nothing more exciting than a room full of people.
Yeah, except most people are...
People are all we've got.
People are all we've got.
So grab the night by its nipples and go and flirt with someone.
No, that's not what I meant!
I wish you were my type.
Take this tart back to my party
and go and find someone to actually do that with.
- I want to do it with you. - No.
- 我想和你做 - 不行
- Why not? - Honestly?
- 为什么不行 - 你想听实话吗
I can't be arsed, darling.
I'm going to go back to my room and have one more martini,
and if you need anything, call me.
You can have whoever you want at your age.
Except the Best Woman in Business.
Well, that's just because she's exhausted.
33 isn't exactly...
And what had Jesus done by 33?
- Died? - Exactly!
- 死了 - 没错
So get out there and flirt.
- Here you are! - Oh, hi!
- 你在这儿啊 - 嗨
Thought you might be snogging Finland.
Ha-ha! No, just sorting a few things!
And Belinda gave me her card.
- What? - Nothing.
- 怎么了 - 没事
Yes! It was a great night.
Everything went smoothly in the end,
and everyone loved the canapes.
Really? I'm a dead woman.
- Really? - Yes!
- 真的吗 - 真的
Yes! It was a great night.
She's going to blow. I just have a feeling...
I would've come up with my own joke
if you hadn't put that one in my head.
I have my own jokes.
I am funny, I am interesting.
I knew I shouldn't have brought you here.
- What do you mean, interesting? - You just think you can do
- 你说风趣是什么意思 - 你总觉得自己
whatever you like, say whatever you like,
steal whatever you like,
- kiss whoever you like. - He kissed me!
- 想亲谁就亲谁 - 是他先亲我的
Then why have we been spending
- ...the entire...? - Because you're fine!
- 这么多时间... - 因为你没事
You'll always be fine.
You'll always be interesting, with your quirky cafe
and your dead best friend.
You just make me feel like I've failed.
If you mention the size of my office, I will scream.
I just thought we were hanging out.
We're not friends.
Get your own friends.
I didn't have your number
and you just said come round any time with G&Ts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. I just...
This is a bit embarrassing, but recently I've been really
enjoying going to bed at 9:30.
- Oh, shit. - No, no, it's fine.
- 该死 - 没关系
I can see G&Ts! Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, I just... Just fancied a drink and a priest
and a chat, maybe.
Oh, that's my whole job.
We'll have to be quiet, though,
because Pam's a bit of a sound tyrant in the evenings.
- Pam lives here? - Yeah, Pam lives here.
- 帕姆也住这里 - 是的 她住这里
- So I read your book. - Okay. Great.
- 我读了你的书 - 很好
Well, it's got some great twists.
- True. - But I just...
- 是的 - 但是我...
- I couldn't help but notice... - Come on, just spit it out!
- 我注意到... - 什么 快说
- just one or two little inconsistences. - Okay, sure.
- 一两个矛盾之处 - 继续说
So, the world was made in seven days.
And on the first day,
light came and then a few days later the sun came?
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
But you believe that?
It's not a fact, it's poetry. It's moral code.
这不是事实 而是史诗 是道德准则
It's for interpretation to help us work out God's plan for us.
What's God's plan for you?
I believe God meant for me to love people in a different way.
I believe I'm supposed to love people as a father.
We can arrange that.
A father of many.
I'll go up to three.
- It's not going to happen. - Two, then.
- 不可能 - 两个呢
Oh, shit. Pam. She's not happy.
糟了 是帕姆 我们吵到她了
We should go outside.
Do you think I should become a Catholic?
No, don't do that.
I like that you believe in a meaningless existence.
And you're good for me. You make me question my faith.
- And? - I've never felt closer to God.
- 然后呢 - 我从未感觉如此靠近上帝
It wasn't a fox, was it?
- I don't know. - Is it a fox?
- 我不知道 - 是不是狐狸
Shine something. Boo! Baa!
- Oh, God. I bet it's a fox. - Oh, God!
- 天呐 我敢打赌是只狐狸 - 不是吧你
No, I'm not being funny, foxes have been after me for years.
真的 我不是在搞笑 我这几年一直被狐狸追
It's like they have a pact or something.
I'm not kidding. I was on a toilet, a toilet of a train,
我没开玩笑 一次我在马桶上 火车的马桶上
and when the train stopped, a fucking fox tried to get
through the window of a train! Its face was in the window!
And once, when I was at a monastery,
I woke up just feeling a bit weird, like there might be
a fox about, and a fox was sitting underneath my window
looking up like this, pointing at me like,
抬头看我 指着我 好像在说
"You, we're watching you. We're having you."
"你 我们盯上你了 我们要定你了"
Lucky God got there first.
- Well, yeah. - You could be a fox boy by now.
- 是啊 - 不然你现在就成狐妖了
And we all know what happened to them!
- You okay? - I'm okay.
- 你还好吗 - 还好
Do you think I'm mad?
Because of the fox thing or because of the God thing?
Do you ever have doubts?
Yes, of course, every day. It's part of the deal.
当然 每天都有 生活不就是这样吗
I just don't think I could do it.
- ...celibacy and... - Oh, it's a fucking fox!
- 禁欲还有... - 就是只该死的狐狸
Chill out about the fox!
I just don't know what they want from me!
I couldn't give up sex forever.
Celibacy is a lot less complicated than...
What if you meet someone you like?
I talk and drink and laugh and give them Bibles,
我会和她们聊天 喝酒 大笑 给她们圣经
and hope they eventually leave me alone.
What if you meet someone you love?
We're not going to have sex.
I know that's what you think you want from me,
It won't bring any good.
- Well, it might... - It won't.
- 可能... - 不会的
I've been there many times.
Before I found this. Many, many times.
I'd really like to be your friend, though.
I'd like to be your friend, too.
We'll last a week.
Where did...? Where did you just go?
You just went somewhere.
Where did you just go?