Mom, come on, I need to get to school!
老妈 快点 我还得上学呢
Isn't it today Senior Ditch Day?
Today's Ditch Day?
No way you are ditching Ditch Day.
It's like the best week of senior year...day.
the library will be completely quiet
So I can focus on my roommate selection.
How long can picking a nerdy roommate take?
They're all versions of you.
Look -- Indian you, blonde you, Asian you.
印度版的你 金发版的你 亚裔版的你
Oh, look! Her name is actually "Yu".
Skipping one day of school isn't gonna do any harm.
I ditched plenty, and look at me today.
I am fielding multiple job offers.
From a very prominent hotel chain
weighed against the implied offer of staying at my current job.
Working for you dad.
Exactly! And I could never leave grandpa,
so I am going to say "No" to the first offer --
Even though I would have made an excellent
regional vice president in charge of promotions.
She is great at promotion.
That title gets longer every time I hear it.
Come on, don't go to school.
Girls' day! We'll swing by the mall.
You could use a new everything.
Girls, get in the car. Luke's hurt.
姑娘们 快上车 卢克受伤了
Oh, my God. What happened?
He collapsed on the way to school.
He's in the hospital. Come on.
What's wrong with Luke? Why'd he collapsed?
I heard he was dead!
You care about me.
Got 'em good, buddy.
- Look out! - Oh, sorry!
Are you out of your mind?!
Alex, you have worked so insanely hard this year.
You deserve this Ditch Day more than anyone.
We're going to California Adventure.
Ditch Day! Ditch Day! Ditch Day!
逃课日 逃课日 逃课日
Is this a high holiday for you people?
That's it. I'm doing it.
I'm throwing out all my socks and starting over.
And they say Tina was brave for leaving Ike.
Oh, God. That hurts.
Oh, my Gosh. You cut yourself.
Don't get blood in my eggs.
We're getting concerned
that Lily hasn't developed an adequate sense of empathy.
Insofar as she doesn't have any at all.
Okay, that's good. I can feel that working.
好吧 很好 感觉好像有用
I know. I can finally breathe.
I can't hear myself think!
Nice preview of our sunset years.
She literally pulled the plug on us.
I wasn't gonna mention the other job offer to my dad,
but I didn't want him just hearing about it,
so after wrestling with it all day, I decided to tell him.
Hey, you're in early.
Are you ready to have a laugh?
Give her some slack.
She just went through a breakup...
with a woman, I assume, based on the haircut.
No, it's even funnier.
Uh, so you know how hard I've been working on
the Grand Royal Hotel account?
Not giving raises till next year, but go on.
They offered me a job.
I mean, maybe not "crazy",
but trying to poach the boss's daughter?
I must have impressed 'em.
You gotta take this offer.
Higher salary, better benefits.
I mean, you might have to travel more,
which is time away from Phil.
It was a great opportunity.
I may have been a bit hasty
turning down that job offer so quickly.
Do you think you could give me a day or two to think about it?
Yes, it would mean leaving my dad,
but this was business.
It wasn't personal.
Plus, clearly my father doesn't care if I live or die.
Hey, will I still get wise without my wisdom teeth?
- You get it? - Every time.
Why don't I hold on to the painkillers?
I'll give you one when you need one.
No, Kylie said she'd meet me at the dentist
Ay, I know, Papi, I'm so sorry,
我知道 宝贝儿 很遗憾
but I'm gonna get you a very nice pillow from your bedroom.
She wants me to go away with her to drama camp this summer,
And then she doesn't even show up today?
Maybe Kylie changed her mind about camp.
Maybe she plans to be with many men
and she doesn't deserve you.
I hid it very well from Manny,
but I hated that girl.
She was getting too serious too fast.
My volleyball practice went long
and then my phone died.
I want to kiss you, but I have surgery breath.
Just make sure you're back in kissing shape
in time for us to go to camp together.
Why do I keep smelling strawberries?
What did they do to me?
It's the milkshake I brought you.
I usually wait till you're not looking, then I look.
The scarf you gave me, you dog!
Actually, now's a good time to look
'cause I kinda see four of them.
I got a couple pills in me.
Ditch Day. Ditch Day. Ditch Day.
逃课日 逃课日 逃课日
When you didn't stop while we were getting gas,
I thought it might just go on forever.
Dad, you know it's not
a movie called "Demolition Notice", right?
I built this theater with these two hands...
plus the 28 hands of 14 other guys.
Before I got into real estate, I worked construction.
Yeah, stop staying it like that.
I put 10 months of my life into this place.
I'd love to look around one last time
before they tear the old girl down.
Oh, well, sucks to be getting old.
You know what? We're bustin' in.
How? Smash a window with a brick?
I had something a little more elegant in mind.
I think you forget that I gave birth to this building.
I know her strengths...
and... her weaknesses.
Did you see a brick?
So I walked into to Dad's office,
and he is holding a picture of me,
looking at it with tears welling in his eyes.
Oh, Dad was never that emotional when we were growing up.
I know. That's what makes this whole thing so hard!
Maybe lily hasn't learned empathy
because she hasn't seen it from me, you know?
Could we maybe stay on my problem until the bread comes?
I'm sorry. It sounded like you were done. Sorry.
So, the way I left things with the hotel company
is that I need a little more time to decide,
but honestly, I think I'm gonna tell 'em no.
I mean, how could I leave Dad after what I saw?
It's just -- it's heartbreaking.
Maybe if Lily saw me cry,
she would see that it's okay to be that way,
especially coming from me, her stoic dad who never cries.
Oh, come on, you had to be done that time.
You know what? You're right. Let's do you.
知道吗 你说得对 说你的事吧
Your problem is bigger than mine anyway,
'cause if your plan is to cry in front of Lily...
You're too emotionally constipated.
You know, I-I know you're joking, Claire,
but sometimes... sometimes words hurt, you know?
And to think that my own sister...
my own sister would accuse me of -- Oh, screw it.
I'll just work up some tears with a sad movie. It's fine.
You bought me a balloon.
- What? - And a teddy bear.
When did you buy all this stuff?
When -- when you were asleep
and I got you a strawberry milkshake.
Mom, you're the best.
He couldn't remember a thing.
All I had to do was to get him past the 5:00 deadline
so that he couldn't go on that trip with Kylie.
I know what happens at camp.
I've seen "Meatballs".
I still can't believe Kylie flaked on me.
I thought she really liked me.
Time for more pills, baby.
Really? I'm already so loopy.
We have to get ahead of the pain.
Maybe she texted me.
Have you seen my phone?
What are you doing?
But I don't think these pills are really doing anything.
Does this place look familiar?
Oh, yeah. This is where we were all murdered.
No, silly. This is where you girls saw your first movie.
Halfway through "Hare-Abian Nights",
I looked over, and your little heads were pressed together
like the cutest teepee ever.
And where was I during all of this family fun?
Buddy, the three of us were having a girls' day.
This way. Over here by the screen.
while I was still building this place,
I snuck back here with you guys after work one day, and...
Aw, dad! Are those our feet?
Where's my footprints?
Um... I guess that's you. Anyway...
That looks like a baby head.
I was struggling with these two.
You were all squirmy.
I'm not gonna apologize over and over.
Come on, let's grab this thing.
Grab what, the cement?
This place is gonna be rubble in a few days.
I want a memento.
All right, well, this seems more like boys' work,
so you guys take your time on that, okay?
Super fun adventure!
Okay, so that's at least an hour.
There's a mall across the street.
I'm calling a car and going to school.
Caltech needs my roommate selection by --
What's your problem?
What's yours? You're just gonna leave without telling Dad?
You were just about to take me to a mall.
Okay, if you can't see the difference...
Look, I'm sorry I've got better things to do
than go shop or sit in some creepy old movie theater
Where we used to watch cartoons.
I get it. You're beyond all of us now.
Go pick out your playmates at nerd academy.
I'll just pick out my roommate here then.
Sorry I'm so excited about college.
Apology not accepted.
I wasn't actually apologizing, so...
Mitchell? What's wrong?
I feel like Lily's inability to show feelings
for other people might be my fault.
I think that, too, but just take comfort in knowing
you got there on your own.
I'm watching "The Bridges of Madison County"
because it's the only thing that makes me cry.
When she gets home,
I'm going to turn this off and pretend I was reading this.
"Typhoon Flattens Orphanage"?
Yeah, that's sad, right?
Now -- now get out of here,
because she's going to be home any second,
and I'm trying to stay sad.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Just to clarify,
等等 等等 我想问清楚
the only thing that makes you cry...
that truly resonates with you on a deep, emotional level
is a film about someone... who's trapped in a loveless marriage?
Okay, Cam, please go.
好了 小卡 请快走
I'm starting not to feel anything.
Do you know how hurtful that is?
And now I'm not crying. Great.
Hey, sweetie. Hi. How was your day?
Better than hers. What's wrong now?
Daddy's just having a moment.
He's always having a moment.
Oh, wait. Oh, my gosh. I-I just realized something.
等等 天呐 我刚发现一件事
What, that our marriage bed
is a 1,200 thread-count charade?
No, maybe this isn't my fault.
Maybe Lily can't show empathy because you're always crying.
- Oh, so it's my fault? - Yes.
You've totally desensitized her to normal emotions.
And now you wanna cry,
because she won't cry because you're always crying.
And you would only know that
because you do love me!
Hi, honey. What's up?
Well, I just wanted to let you know
I turned down that hotel job offer.
Some things are just more important than money,
and for me that includes my fam--
What are you doing?
Just trimming the hedges.
I saw a low-angle photo of me the other day.
I looked like a snorted a rabbi.
And -- and -- and you're using
a picture of me as your mirror?
Hey, is that my phone?
I found it while you were asleep.
Um, let me put it back in your bedroom until you wake up.
Oh, Kylie texted me.
She sent me a photo of me and her.
Oh, maybe she sneak in
while I was getting you all those nice stuff.
But you're behind me,
staring at us with a terrible look on your face.
Oh, that's impossible. I never take a bad picture.
Are you trying to sabotage my relationship with Kylie?
Her clothes are too tight, her heels are too high,
She's so loud, and --
And I hate how she smothers you!
Oh, my God. You're describing yourself.
No! My clothes are not that...
I'm dating my mother!
I used to like her, but now it's ruined.
Please. There are worse things than dating your own mother.
You know what? I don't like this attitude,
and I am sure that Kylie won't like it either.
Maybe you do need somebody like her
to keep you in line while I am not around.
What are you doing?
I am sending your application to drama camp.
We still have two minutes.
Mom, don't you dare.
Okay, name, age...
street name? Like you're in a gang?
I don't want to go to camp with Kylie now!
Oh, look. We got another text from Ky--
she send a picture of her in a bikini!
You -- you can just go ahead and hit "send".
No. You're not going to go to camp with a girl like that.
Oh, my God. Mom, you're crazy!
我的天 老妈 你疯了
Yes. No. Yes. No.
You hate every single girl I like.
You have to start letting me make my own decisions,
or everything everybody says about me is true--
I'm a giant mama's boy.
Do they really call you that?
Yes. Now is that what you want?
If you want to go, go.
I have that same bikini.
Okay, we're gonna need a crow bar
or something to lift this thing.
You look back there, and I'll check these shelves.
Not a thing, buddy.
I feel like I saw some sort of a--
Maybe we can use this broom handle to pry it loose.
No, that won't work. Oh, no.
Sorry I was a jerk earlier.
I'm actually having a lot of fun
watching cartoons with you again.
It was my fault. I'm just a little...
Are you ever gonna call me?
It's just something I've--
I've been wondering about, you know.
Like, we live together,
so you don't have to call me,
and once you're off at brainy school,
surrounded by a bunch of brainy brains...
are we gonna be friends?
What are you talking about? You're my sister.
Oh, right. Yeah, sisters.
Like, we're obligated to see each other on Thanksgiving,
- Luke's funeral. - I'm fine!
I was following your orders.
I'm surprised you didn't ask me to stand on top
and saw around myself in a circle.
Why do we even need this stupid thing?
Because they're tearing down the only thing I've ever built.
Just stand there. We can still do is.
Yeah, it's great being a real estate agent,
my face is on billboards and pens.
I have a balloon budget.
But none of it ever lasts.
Once this place is gone,
they're won't be anything I can point to and say,
- What did you do? - What does it look like?!
There's gotta be a water shut-off!
I'm sorry if I've been acting like
I didn't wanna hang out with you lately.
Don't worry about it.
We'll probably be even closer
once we're not actually caged in together.
I'll be calling you all the time.
I'm about to live on a campus full of Alexes.
That's bound to get annoying.
And when it does, who better to deal with an Alex than you?
Hey, you wanted to see me?
- Just got off the phone with Dan Signer. - Who?
He's one of the big mucks at the Grand Royal Hotels.
They're thinking about dropping our account.
Something about you turning down the job offer.
Well... and then accepting it,
and then turning it down, and then accepting it again.
Why are you jerking him around?
You're worse than Claudia.
- Who's claudia? - Janice's ex-girlfriend.
She strung her along for eight years,
now they're in a custody battle over two Labradors.
Am I the only one that got stuck in the break room
Okay, dad, look. If it'll help,
I'll call the hotel people and I'll straighten all this out.
I don't think more calls from you is the answer,
I don't think you're gonna get that job anymore.
Fine! I don't care! I don't care!
行啊 我无所谓 我才不在乎呢
I never wanted that job in the first place!
Well, then why did you tell me about it in the first place?
Because I wanted you to tell me not to take the job
Because I'm your daughter!
You know, the thing behind the mirror
that you...trim your nose hairs with?
Don't you even care if I stay or go?
Well, you don't show it.
Well, maybe because I didn't want that to be a factor.
It would kill me if I thought that what I felt
would hold you back from getting something that you wanted.
But trust me, when I saw that job offer,
my heart almost fell out of my chest.
I love us working together!
Thanks. Okay, then.
I pour my heart out, and that's all I get?
One time my dad said, "Nice game, kid."
I had eye black streaming down my cheeks,
but all I get is, "Okay, then"?
I mean, I-I probably don't say it as much as I should,
but I'm proud of you, kid.
- Jay? - Hey, Dan!
Gee, I didn't think you'd show up in person.
Claire, this is the big cheese, Dan Signer.
Hi, Mr. Signer. Such a pleasure to meet you.
您好 希格诺先生 很高兴认识您
I'm so sorry about all that back and forth today.
Hey, I'll handle it from here.
Dan, we love doing business with you,
but I gotta put my foot down when it comes to Claire.
This is my little baby girl here.
The best part of my day is having a coffee
with her in the break room,
and it wasn't that long ago
that she was sitting at the breakfast table
eating heart-shaped waffles that I made for her.
I tell ya, it puts a lump in your throat.
I don't know how I got to be the luckiest S.O.B. alive...
But if I have just even a few grains left in that hourglass...
I'm gonna be spending it with...
I almost just called her by her childhood nickname there.
My little bunny foo-foo.
- Oh, no. - Let me walk you out, Dan.
-哦别说了 -我送你出去吧 丹
- Bunny! - Thanks for coming.
Who's Dan Signer?
I thought we were grabbing a beer at the club.
Just keep walking, Mel.
Uh, Lily, are you busy?
那个 莉莉 你在忙吗
Well, we wanted to have a little talk about feelings.
Oh, actually, I have this project due tomorrow --
Okay, honey. No, no. It's okay. It's okay.
好吧 亲爱的 收起来 没关系的
Listen, we just wanted to ask if you think I cry too much.
And you can be honest.
I don't want to answer 'cause you might cry.
She cares about my feelings!
Okay, Lily, we think that maybe you don't get emotional
because daddy gets, you know, so emotional
because he kind of handles
- the emotions for the entire house, you know? - I do.
- Possibly the entire block. - Okay.
And maybe that's why you don't feel anything.
Really? Because when we were sick a few weeks ago,
是吗 因为几周前 我们俩病了
You didn't seem to care.
Well, she's not a liar. We did something right.
Don't you think you should have cared a little bit?
Why? You always get better.
Well... so far.
What do you mean, "So far"?
Like someday, you're not gonna get better?
Like you're gonna die?
No! No, no, no, no. Not, not for a very, very long time.
不是 不不 很长时间内都不会的
Then why are we talking about it now?
Well, hey, you brought it up.
I just wanted to make sure that --
Stop! You're making me sad!
Okay, well, she has feelings.
Well, yes, and it seems that she wants to keep us alive.
So all in all, a good day of parenting.
I don't want to live with aunt Claire!
Parents make so many mistakes with their children...
I've alive, sweetheart.
But what about daddy?
Come here. Come on, sweetheart.
过来 来吧 宝贝
But it's only because we're trying so hard
to make them happy.
Not her. Not her. Oh, my God.
她不行 她不行 我的天
You're gonna be the cutest girl at this whole school.
Wait, these are girls, right?
Trying so hard to keep them close...
even though we know we can't.
I know someday I'm gonna lose you to another woman,
and I'll find a way to be okay with it.
So, I walk into his office
he's looking at a picture of me
Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.
This is why I'm glad that I show my emotions
in front of the girls.
- I think that's the reason that feeling... - Phill,
can we at least have my story
until the oven preheats?
Sorry, I thought you were finished.
Okay, so, anyway, I went back later and it turns out
he wasn't crying,
he was plucking his nose hairs.
I didn't expect that.
Yeah, me neither.
To walk into that theatre and see
their cute little heads together
after they had been fighting all afternoon.
Come on, you had to be done that time.
Is it the way that I tell stories?
Am I so boring or is everyone in this family
Her name was Elena and she's from North Carolina.
That's my roomate.