翻译 小饭 Eunice 青椒 DaisyHsia
How's that fence holding up?
At the sound of the tone,
the time will be 2:58 and 30 seconds.
What episode are we on?
Did your power go out last night?
Probably a loose hook-up.
So if you think this stunt is a little too dangerous,
then we can come up with something else.
We'll stick to the script.
Yeah, Colt's right. The only way we stand a chance
没错 柯尔特说得对 我们想靠这片子
of making a buck on this picture is if we come in on budget.
The budget doesn't matter; the world's waiting to see my script.
Come on, Harry, do you really think
拜托 哈利 你不会真以为
that the world is waiting to see
a low-budget flick called... Death Car Hookers.
I rewrote the car wash scene, so we do it outside and we save...
我重写了洗车那场戏 要在外面拍 这样我们省...
We were just wondering if you wanted to take a walk with us.
Uh, just a little walk. For fun.
The gas station's selling something called boba tea.
Goddamn old people.
♪ And you know, in your heart ♪
♪ There is no reason ♪
♪ He can no more change your mind ♪
♪ Than you can change a season ♪
♪ How long has it been, since you said good-bye to him? ♪
♪ How long has it been? ♪
I've never heard a guy do Meredith Brooks's "Bitch" Before.
I read that book you recommended,
the Henning Mankell memoir.
It was really affecting.
Yeah, I'll give you some more recommendations, if you like.
Hey, do you want to go for a drive, or something?
Nowhere, just... for fun.
I can't, but thank you.
A Sport and a Pastime isn't in yet,
but we can e-mail you.
I don't have e-mail.
Oh, well, we have SMS now.
I don't have a cell phone.
I swear, that Fall Guy.
You know what we should do, Ringo?
When the weather gets a little warmer,
get one of those projectors,
watch Fall Guy on the side of my trailer, under the stars.
- Great idea. - One more episode.
I want to see if Seavers is gonna land that Jet Ski backflip.
They have fluffer-grahams.
Clifford's kids are visiting from New Hampshire.
Say hi to Burt, family.
Can I, uh, pour you a glass of Chablis?
Best boxed wine money can buy.
I was just about to play a song, I hope you don't mind.
Oh, hush, you old grump.
♪ The pipes, the pipes ♪
♪ From glen to glen ♪
♪ And down the mountainside ♪
♪ The summer's gone ♪
♪ And all the roses...♪
Why are you asking?
This place is for old people.
So why are you here?
They had a vacancy; go away.
But this place is for old people.
This is getting very repetitive.
Does your grandma live here?
My grandmother doesn't live anywhere.
- He lives here. - Why do you live here?
I'll tell you what, I...
The entire point of the United States
is the guarantee of autonomy and personal liberty.
What does that mean?
it's none of your goddamn business why he's living here.
- Burt. - You shut up.
Clifford, control your family.
I'll have some more.
That's a much better name than "Fluffer-grahams."
Would you please shut up?
I lost my goddamn keys, they're not on the hook!
Oh. Well, then, by all means, wake me from my erotic slumber.
Janis Joplin was just about to go on stage.
I always put them on a goddamn key hook.
But they're not there.
We're on episode 22.
Jesus, man, your memory.
I don't want to watch.
What? Did more of your friends die?
You think you'd be used to it by now. Come on.
It's a stupid show.
What is he, a stuntman or a crime fighter?
Pick one. He's living a lie.
Fine. Well, let's go to the library and pick something else out.
There's a, there's a little show called Nash Bridges.
I don't have my goddamn keys.
How can we go to the library if my keys are missing?
What, and you think they'll be in this box of old crap?
I don't know. I've looked everywhere.
Me and Marty Szymanski.
We rode motorcycles across Australia in the '60s.
A goddamn wallaby made me lay down going 50.
Fractured my tibia.
It was a great trip.
Right, library. I'll drive.
Fine, Ringo. But BMWs are for lady travel agents.
好吧 林格 但宝马是给女导游开的
I'll lie down in back so no one sees me.
Takes place when you were a child.
Yeah, you're right. The DVD selection is pathetic here.
But what do you expect from a town whose tax money
all goes to opioid treatment and bark beetle eradication?
We could drive into town.
Why don't you just call a locksmith to make you new keys?
I'm not gonna pay someone 500 goddamn dollars
to make a new key for my own goddamn car.
That's exactly what we don't need: more garbage and confusion.
Everything in this country is disposable!
Something goes wrong, throw it out!
Drive to Walmart. Buy a new one.
You can't. No keys. Burn.
你没法开车去 没钥匙 傻了吧
Chinese can make you another, three cents on the dollar.
Who cares if it's covered in dog dust and toxic paint?
They're my keys and I need to have my keys!
No. That car is all I have.
What about you and Marty whatever with the motorcycles?
Marty died in 1997.
No, I meant you have the photo.
What are you...? B...
So, uh, how's Burt been the last few days?
He's acting like a little bitch, frankly.
He threw a tantrum and ran into the woods.
He's probably dead in a gulley by now.
I was afraid of that.
This must be a big adjustment for him.
I know how much he loves that silly car.
There's anything you can do to help keep his mind off it
or cheer him up a little bit...
Can I confide in you, Jimmy?
- Please don't. - It's just that...
Read the room, Gail.
Even before you turned up,
Burt had already been...
we concluded it was best if he didn't drive anymore,
so I took his keys.
I hate to deceive him,
but he won't face reality.
There are certain things I can't do anymore.
Bend down. Read without a magnifying glass.
The point is, you learn new things.
Like, I'm learning HTML and glassblowing.
I made this jellyfish.
we just care about him a lot.
Thanks for keeping this between us.
Gail. Eight out of ten.
Slow down! Slow down, Burt!
慢点 慢点 伯特
That batty Gail, thinking you wouldn't tell me.
I should have had her arrested.
The one inalienable right we all have
is the right to be left alone.
It's sad, Jimmy, these people, my peers,
我的那些同伴 其实很可悲 吉米
they used to be robust, ballsy, young.
他们曾经那么强壮 勇敢 年轻
Now they're these husks huddled against what, death?
现在变成一群空壳 抱着团面对什么 死亡吗
So petrified of life
that the minute they see someone actually living,
they have to shut it down so it doesn't remind them
they gave up years ago.
Right. Now we can finally get back to it.
It's a bit dated, but there's a satisfying Albee-esque bite
if you can see past the mullets and baggy suits.
Being without my car made me feel...
So, I'm hitting the road.
I used to live in Cape Coral.
I figure I'll drive down, see how it's changed,
and visit some of my old buddies from the navy down in the Keys,
if any of them are still alive.
I'm talking five, six days to get down there,
just me and the open road.
Are you seriously leaving?
You can watch L.A. Whatever without me.
Yes, Gail has terrible taste in lawn ornaments
and literature and jogging attire,
but maybe she has a point?
You ran over my hibachi three times, man.
What? Okay, well, yes, you did, first of all.
什么 不 首先 你确实这么做过
That is disturbing that you deny it.
But listen, Burt,
right, I'm not gonna talk down to you, okay?
My God, it's pathetic for anyone
to live in anything but the truth. Okay?
And your truth is, Burt, you are no longer a driver.
而你的事实就是 伯特 你不能再开车了
I-I used to find it amusing.
Old man in a hot rod.
But Gail is right. You are dangerous.
And... even if you make it to Florida, you're gonna be alone.
I like being alone.
Burt, you have people here who care about you.
Out there, zero.
Just... live in reality, man.
You've been hiding out in a retirement community
where your only friend is a 71-year-old who can barely stand you.
It's been three months.
why I never asked what you're hiding from?
Because it's none of my goddamn business!
But you might want to ask yourself that question
before you try to interfere in my life.
What were you? A Nepali Sherpa?
You look like a boat dock came to life.
Remind me to moisturize next time.
You're all witnesses!
The bitch did it again!
别报警 否则我告你人身攻击我的宝马找到买家了 他明天会来用这笔钱坐飞机去佛罗里达或者留下来 买台像样的电视就更好了林格 留
Hey, guys, slow down a little.
God, I hate these buildings.
Air conditioning goes down,
place smells like the inside of a garbage disposal.
I just want to go home. Look at their hair.
This was made in the '80s.
Do you think I wouldn't know this?