What the hell are you doing?!
Oh, no! Oh, dear God, no.
不 天呐 不要
Oh, wait. No, I'm mad at you.
等等 不对 我还在生你的气呢
Well, look who's back.
That's "Good morning" in Tibetan.
You'll want a shower.
I have an outfit for you in the closet.
Ew. What actress du jour left her stuff here?
Shailene Woodley? Greta Gerwig?
No, it's all yours.
You left a bunch of your things at my old place.
I've been wondering where that is!
If you could be ready by 10:00, that would be magnificent.
The gang's coming over
for our standard Saturday morning yoga brunch slash crossword jam.
Oh, I can't make it.
It's literally downstairs.
Actually, I could use a Bloody Mary or five.
话说 喝一杯血腥玛丽也挺好的 或者五杯
I'm gonna take you up on that shower.
I'm really glad you called, Gretchen.
Okay, cool. It's all you.
I have so many questions, but first, bring it in.
Come on, now. Let's do this.
As an act of charity,
I'm not going to eviscerate you
for apparently moving into my bedroom,
or defiling it with Lindsay,
of all single-celled life-forms.
I am not single-celled.
I've got cells you've never even heard of.
What are you two doing?
I warned you dating Lindsay would be a disaster.
Joke's on you, cupcake.
We're just friends with benefits.
Where's, um... where's Gretchen, anyway?
I texted her "Hey,"
but she hasn't responded.
Gretchen's staying at my apartment,
which used to be a rando's apartment,
which used to be an apartment where they hid Cambodian boat people.
It's a whole thing.
I should probably go talk to her, like a man.
She can give me a tongue-lashing,
let out all of her anger.
Also, I'm sure she's dying to see the book.
I wouldn't go over there.
What's there to talk about?
You bounced, she moved on.
Well, there are some things that I would like to discuss.
Do you really want to see how much better
she's doing without you?
Good to see you, too, Jimmy.
Is that your hot rod in the driveway?
It is really cool.
I would like to ride in it sometime.
What? Who are you?
I'm the wine guard.
You're really guarding the wine?
Yeah. For cool people like us.
Ty's parties used to be way more fun
before Gavin Rossdale convinced everyone to go to A.A.
I didn't bang your nanny, bro,
why do we all have to be punished?
Who dragged you here?
Oh, I woke up here.
You're a Ty girl.
Uh, I'm not a Ty girl.
I'm surprised he let you out of the bedroom.
It's been a minute since I've seen one of you out in the wild.
That Little Big Olsen once made me a pretty good omelet.
You should probably hurry back.
Well, you should probably suck my dick.
You should probably e-eat your own farts
and then you should suck my dick again.
Can you believe that guy?!
He disappears for three months,
and then just waltzes back in like nothing ever happened.
He's a psychopath.
A total psychopath!
Sociopathic psychopath with borderline personality disorder.
Do you know much money I spent setting up 1-833-RU-JIMMY?
You can't just go straight Richard Simmons on fools
and expect them to be fine
when you reappear without explanation--
He didn't just leave Gretchen on that mountain,
he left all of us up there.
He better stay away from Gretchen.
her farting up my couch for the next three months.
You really got to throw that thing out.
Wait, didn't we just do this, like, two hours ago?
Did we? Eh, it's Saturday.
It's actually worth it.
You don't really see any kind of marine life...
Here is me and Jaclyn at the Old Lahaina Luau.
We sat with two non-Hodgkin lymphoma researchers from Akron.
Oh, and, uh, here we are at Waipu'ilani Beach.
No more honeymoon photos!
Unless it's that one of Jaclyn on that whaling boat
where her titties are all oiled up.
That one's highly erotic.
I'm sorry Honey Nutz couldn't make it.
He had to attend his godson's wedding.
His godson's wedding?
How old is Honey Nutz's godson?
I'm not sure, that does seem a little weird.
Yeah, how does the math work on that?
Oh, yeah. That makes sense. I've always wondered that.
是啊 就是说 我一直都觉得很奇怪
- He's young... - Yeah, that's-that's true.
Well, you fellas seem to be doing great.
I can't believe I didn't even think to ask this earlier.
How's, um, Gretchen?
Oh, bitch is great.
Sucks y'all broke up,
- but sometimes you got to let a good one go. - Yeah.
Gretchen is thriving.
I am happy to hear that.
Yeah, oh, I mean, all of her photos from Europe
look like she's having a blast.
- Europe? - Yeah, she went to Europe for work.
-欧洲 -是啊 她去欧洲出差了
She said the Daft Punk guys let her try on their masks,
but the laser show messed up her phone
so she couldn't get a picture.
How long's she been in Europe?
Three months, about.
Yeah. Last time we saw her was right before Mahler's Ninth
at the Hollywood Bowl. Right?
Yeah, I can't believe they have fireworks
after a symphony about Mahler's daughter's death
and his impending death and the death of tonality itself.
But hey, modern audiences want that razzle dazzle.
Good-ass mushroom polenta, too.
- Good-ass mushroom polenta. - So good.
So yummy. It's usually...
Right. Very yummy. It's a little crusty, a little crusty.
是啊 很美味 有点脆 有一点点
Thanks for the bagel. And the oral sex.
You're not driving, are you?
Just had a wee bit of wine.
Smell you later, Cochise.
Boone. Can you do me a favor and take Gretchen home?
She lives right by you.
Call Uber, like a normal person.
No, they stopped picking me up months ago
'cause I tried to get my driver to drag race Angelyne.
But no pee breaks and no pit stops.
I was supposed to be back in Eagle Rock hours ago.
or you guys still need to do hand stuff?
♪Bill collector called today♪
♪The IRS is on my case♪
♪My boss says I should comb my hair♪
♪My father says I'm going nowhere...♪
Uh, I'm right over here.
Uh, the real ugly one.
Look at that stupid-ass car.
Show me your micro...
- Drive! Drive! - What?
-快开 快开 -什么
- Drive! - Stop hitting me!
I don't even know you.
Where are the two of you not having sex?
What are you doing here?
I'm... I'm dropping off Gretchen's stuff.
Well, the last thing Gretchen needs right now
is to see your dumb face.
I thought you said she was fine.
Okay? You devastated her.
She didn't leave this apartment for months.
And this is not a good apartment.
Well, then, clearly,
Gretchen needs to face her anger
so she can finally be at peace.
What time do you think she'll be home?
- No! - Jimmy, we're doing things.
-不行 -吉米 我们正在"办事"呢
Stay away from her or I will murder you. I will!
离她远点 不然我杀了你 我绝对会的
I've done it before.
I think I hate him,
and I've never hated anyone before.
Not even that drill sergeant who called me "Egg."
Hey, all that fighting got me cranked up.
It's always nice to see my buddies from the Korean War.
Why are you being such a dick?
Because I didn't want to give a strange, drunk girl a ride home
and now she's dragged me to a terrible bar.
It's always the same, as soon as I'm around a Ty girl.
either it's A: warn her that Ty sucks,
or B: be forced into building a relationship
with someone I'm never gonna see again.
Just so you know, it's not my first go-around with Ty.
You're back for seconds?
Damn, either he really likes you,
or you are super messed up.
I like to think both.
I once got a DUI bringing him tacos.
You're Tragic Taco Girl?
I was the one who had to bring him tacos later that night.
Sounds like you guys have a really weird thing going on.
Don't get me wrong. I love Ty.
It's just... he's always been a mess.
He got so drunk at my wedding,
he tried to bang the cantor.
And when was this?
He actually used to be a really good friend.
Now he's just interested in his cool "Industry" pals.
He's got no time to play foosball with Boone,
but he can go on an Alaskan cruise with Elvis Mitchell.
He even went to Standing Rock with Matt McGorry.
They got into a fight over who's more woke.
It's Matt McGorry, right?
I mean, I get that he had to do
all sorts of attachment therapy as a kid
because hugging his mom made him throw up,
This is some really good gossip.
Uh, another bottle of soju, please.
You're going hard tonight.
Have you ever had a day
that starts with one bad decision
and then it's just a cascade of bad decisions
until you're like, "Well,
might as well burn down the whole town tonight"?
- You're on my hair. - Sorry.
Listen, Jimmy. I really need to talk to you.
听着 吉米 我真的需要和你谈谈
Why won't Gretchen respond?
I texted her yesterday.
"Hey, dot dot dot..."
Which is delightfully neutral
and decidedly open-ended.
Maybe she's not texting you because she knows
the only reason you're checking in
is to make yourself feel better.
Yeah. Maybe Gretchen wants to get on with her life
and never think about you again.
Maybe she thought you were dead, Jimmy.
Checking tips on the hotline.
Coming home, night after night, to an empty house
回到家 夜复一夜 面对一间空房
with only your scent on your pillow to cling to for comfort,
until it, too, faded away and she was left all alone
with nobody to make breakfast ramen for.
Alone with, with nothing but her scentless pillows
and haunted thoughts of all friends she lost in the w...
that I worried you, Edgar.
That was insensitive.
in a way, I abandoned you, too.
I mean, I was talking about Gretchen, but...
Did you really smell my pillows?
Maybe I'll make us some dinner waffles for old times' sake.
I'm not making breakfast anymore.
Hope there's no Del Scorcho sauce on this.
Thought there were some Coffee Bean ones in there.
You know, Ty is still one of my best friends.
Usually I don't get the "Regret text"
till later in the night, but yeah, sure,
we can do this face-to-face.
Just trying to be honest.
You know, tell you my truth.
你在开什么玩笑告诉我原因 我能接受的你是我这辈子犯过的最大的错懦夫估计你已经死了 我不在乎以防你不清楚 我恨你我希望你的灰屌变成深灰色 然后掉落我刚跟别的男人上床了
You know, I almost texted Gretchen again earlier.
- Jimmy. - Uh, no, I didn't do it.
-吉米 -不 我没发出去
I wrote about a hundred drafts,
but couldn't get it right.
Probably for the best, you know.
Out of sight, out of...
Gretchen, I need to talk to you.
Cool your horses, I...
- Gretchen. - What?!
I-I don't know what to say, other than I'm sorry.
I'm deeply, deeply sorry for what I did.
You did not deserve such ill treatment.
But you did say "Family."
What did you just say to me?
No. No, I-it, it just...
This-this whole thing, with my dad dying,
that we were gonna be a family now and so, understandably,
我们要成为家人了 所以 很正常地
in the moment, I got scared.
You got scared because you asked me to be your wife,
and I said yes, and then I used the word "Family"?
I did say "Family."
I forgot about that.
I just wanted to tell you my truth.
I could see how that would be really hard on you.
God. What a crazy three months, right?
天啊 真是疯狂的三个月啊 对吧
Hey! So you might be interested.
The galley...for The Width of a Peach just came out.
Do you want to see it?
Oh, neat. Totally.
Let's go get some Kyochon.
Hey, are you okay, bro?
I meant to mention,
uh, I really like your new clothes.