Hi. I need a car.
My, oh, my. You're so grown-up.
I always wondered how your face would fill out.
You get these students sometimes
and they just don't look like high school kids.
Every new semester
you see one or two that look more like unformed adults.
So, what's the haps?
You ever become a marine biologist?
I'm at the University of Santa Barbara.
I'm a professor emeritus of cephalopod study.
I basically just play with octopuses all day.
Don't you mean octopi?
No, we changed it back to octopuses.
Hi, honey. Where are you?
嗨 宝贝 你在哪儿
On the plane. We just landed.
Good. Melody's doing fine.
Her cervix is only four centimeters.
That's one tiny cervix.
No, no. I meant th-that's how much it's dilated.
Yes, I know. I-I was joking.
- It was just a little... - Anyway, listen.
-只是一个小小的... -随便了 听着
I need you to stop by the house and get my eye drops.
And don't forget Banshee.
Right. And don't forget to feed Banshee.
Banshee's still alive?
- Are you deplaning yet? - Excuse me, Miss.
-你下飞机了没 -打扰了 女士
Do you need help getting your bag down?
Yeah, I should go.
All right, we'll see you soon.
So, you stopped teaching?
can I tell you about our award-winning coverage package?
I'll take all of it.
Looks like all of our standard vehicles are out.
I'll just take whatever you got.
How long are you in town?
Holy shit. You didn't die?
- You've really never been to L.A.? - Nope.
Who hasn't been to L.A.?
I don't like the sunshine.
Why, because of the cancer?
What? No. Just...
什么 不是 只是...
Never thought of that.
The tacos are like...
It's insane. I can't even get into it.
It's great you did this.
I remember we always used to talk about taking over this place.
Are you kidding? Yeah, we did.
Like, all the time.
Buy the roller rink, make it cool.
Make sure Dana Miller can never go in, bitch.
I don't remember that.
Last year the owner died, and they were gonna tear it down,
and I had money from my grandma, so I just...
Anyway, I'm so in debt.
It's not what I thought.
All right, everybody.
It's dance skate time!
If you're not ready to shake your booty like it did you wrong,
- clear the floor. - Uh, excuse me, no.
-就离开冰场吧 -不好意思 不行
No. Seriously. I'll just wait right over there.
不 说真的 我还是去那边等着吧
What happened? You were so sick when I left.
Mm, operations, five in all.
Coupled with the numerous rounds of chemo.
So, college and then...
Why did you move back here?
Anyway, my family's here.
That's exactly why I don't live here.
It's Dad. Where are you?
It's been a total disaster.
They lost my bags, and then I got home,
and you're out of cat food, and Banshee bit me.
Really? Sorry. We've been so busy.
真的吗 抱歉 我们最近太忙了
Anyway, I am just on my way to the store now.
- I will be there soon. - Okay, so...
-我很快就赶到 -好的 话说...
Heidi, this place is just so amazing.
You should do special events.
You should do Eggs and Porn.
- What? - Eggs and Porn.
You serve breakfast,
and also, there's retro porn playing on the TVs.
It's really kitschy and fun.
Plus, the posters are really easy
because fried eggs look like boobs.
You realize children are a big part of our clientele?
Just put the TVs up high.
Ladies and gentlemen, the rink is now closed.
- Please return your skates... - We should go to our mall!
- What?! - Apparently, it's just
stray dogs, meth heads and teens partying now.
Our mall is dead.
- Do you buy everything online now? - Totally.
Then this is your fault.
It is kind of beautiful.
First got my ears pierced over there.
I first got fingered in that dressing room.
- 'Sup, shorties? - Hello.
-好啊 小伙子们 -你们好
Anyways, it's just a rip- off that
our so- called advisors don't have any...
We used to shop here.
No, we're j- juniors.
Where's your booze?
We're just hanging out.
I'm officially in sense memory overload.
You're living here.
Roommates? Boyfriends? Girlfriends?
有室友吗 或者男朋友 女朋友
There isn't much.
I write a little, bike a lot.
Try and keep the rink afloat, mostly.
Yeah, but you're doing it.
You know, the whole big- fish thing?
I have that urge sometimes, just to pack it all in.
What do you have there that's so different?
I already told you about the tacos, right?
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.
It was a long time ago.
I should have come to the hospital, though.
Oh, I forgot to tell you!
Guess who is working at the car rental agency at the airport.
He watches all my Instagram stories.
You, uh, know why he got fired, right?
- No. - He was caught taking up- skirt shots of students.
He posted 'em on the "Panty Sluts" subreddit.
- Gross! - Oh, I knew something was up!
Uh, hey, you guys have a dead mall.
- You're wasting it by not drinking. - Thanks for the advice.
That wasn't technically advice.
She owns the skating rink
so if you're mean to her, you can never skate.
You're banned for life.
You're not banned.
What are two 30-year-old women doing
hanging out with high schoolers?
Okay, now you're banned!
Wait. We have that A.P. history essay.
I don't understand what we're expected to do.
You raised us to need the constant feedback that comes from this.
We didn't raise shit, sucka!
It's the marketers.
It's just to get us addicted so they can advertise to us.
And that's why I purposefully don't buy
anything that they advertise to me.
You saw Deadpool, like, five times.
See? Then I fell for it, too. I'm no better.
瞧吧 我也沦陷了 我也好不到哪儿去
- It's just really stressful. - It's so stressful.
- It really is. - Oh, my God!
You guys are the worst teens ever!
This can't be what you're all like.
Come on. Truth or dare?
M-My turn! Truth or dare?
No, you guys aren't playing.
Why did you let her do that?
Guys, you know this is the best time, right?
It is all downhill from here, for real!
I mean, you do get hotter
and get to do or eat whatever you want-- and that's awesome--
but things are new right now,
and you feel things so hard,
and that is beautiful!
Grown-up stuff sucks, is what I'm saying.
Um, can I have a... a cigarette?
I'm Haley... Wallish.
Wait. Are you related to Darius Wallish?
Your dad? Darius is your dad? Are you kidding?
你爸 达里斯是你爸吗 你开玩笑吧
I was his senior prom date when I was a freshman!
I had... fun dancing with your father.
Well, three and a half. We hand-danced in the car.
Why are you laughing?
You always give the best braids.
My aunt taught me. She moved to Europe when I was eight.
- I was devastated. - I remember.
You were patient with me.
Mr. Collins said he always used to wonder
what some students would look like when they grew up,
like, when they were a real person.
I wonder if he ever up-skirted me.
Now I know what he meant.
It's so nice to see you older,
to see what you ended up looking like.
It's nice to see tiny wrinkles.
No. It's good. It is!
不 这是好事 真的
You lived long enough to get wrinkles.
I have something for you.
Aw, remember your mom's Snickerdoodles?
Remember when something like cinnamon could make you happy?
Cinnamon still makes me happy.
I have cinnamon toast all the time.
It's just sugar and cinnamon, Gretchen.
Yeah, but how do you know how to buy cinnamon?
Uh, yeah. Who knows that?
Is there a spice store?
Does it come in sticks?
Do you have to grind it up like a frontiers lady?
- Jesus. - Well, it's true.
Uh, just so you know- -
I've had sex. Like... the big kind.
- Yeah? - Good for you.
If you eat this entire can of cat food,
I will suck your dick.
Do you have another can?
Police! Everyone hold still.
- Shit! - Get your hands up!
Don't make any sudden moves!
- Colin! - Which way do we go? - I don't know!
-科林 -我们往哪边走 -我不知道
- That way! - Hey, come back... Come here!
-往那边跑 -站住 回来 回来
Whose siren is that?
No. But I think he's following us somehow.
Well, Mr. Collins pressured me to take full coverage.
I mean, yeah, they were puking their guts out
or eating cat food for BJs,
but they were just hanging out together,
and that was enough.
That used to be enough.
Boy, I got off track somewhere.
I was thinking I move back and we run the roller rink together.
Don't say anything, but...
I probably have a new niece or nephew by now, and...
our family cat is not gonna be around forever.
Don't move back here, Gretchen.
But it's not out of desperation. I want to.
Well, I don't want you to.
Is it because I ghosted you in high school?
We talked about that.
You didn't ghost me.
Well, you might have,
I just wasn't aware of it.
Gretchen, we weren't friends then.
Well, maybe we weren't as...
day- to- day close,
but we were absolutely friends.
I have a picture. You were all cancery.
That was when I came back the first time.
Everyone wanted a piece of that sweet cancer action.
I took photos with everyone.
The reason you never came to the hospital
is because I never invited you.
I don't even know what you're talking about here.
We weren't friends after eighth grade.
You became a shape- shifter.
I know you had family shit
and you couldn't be yourself around them,
but you'd straight- up act like someone different
depending on who you were with,
then pretty soon there's no real Gretchen.
We'd be best friends on Friday
and on the Monday you'd look right through me.
You're just not a great bet to invest too deeply in.
Everyone liked you or wanted you,
but no one knew you.
I mean, do you want to know me now?
I think no, Gretchen.
You owe me half the profits of the roller rink!
That was our dream!
And just so you know,
I was never serious about moving back here!
Piece of shit town!
You are on your own here, Heidi!
You are on your own!