Councilwoman Dunphy, how do you respond
to allegations that you look super sexy in your new suit?
Uh, I haven't been elected yet.
Come on, kids! We gotta vote!
快点 孩子们 我们得去投票了
- Honey, come on. Please stop filming. - I'm just excited!
-亲爱的 拜托你别拍了 -人家太兴奋了嘛
After today, you are going to be a councilwoman,
and I am going to be a first husband.
And if you don't stop filming,
you're going to be my first husband.
All right, everybody, come on!
Do you know what you're doing, kids?
You guys are manning the phone banks.
Alex, you're in charge of that.
Wh-why is she in charge? And what's--what's a phone bank?
- Phil. - I got it.
I will be driving 50 of our finest senior citizens to the polls,
assuming, of course, that they remember that I'm coming for them.
当然 前提是 他们还能记得这件事
- Where you at? - High-five.
Old people occasionally forget things.
Okay. All right, everybody, let's go. Let's go.
好了 各位 我们出发吧 出发吧
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Real quick!
Sorry. Everybody get in there. Jump in there.
抱歉 大家都围过来 快点
I just want to say how proud of you we all are.
You're an inspiration.
Who would have thought that 20 years ago
when you were still in the bloom of your youth--
Okay, I'm gonna go start the car.
Claire likes to win.
When she was 8, a little girl scout friend of hers
bragged she could sell the most cookies.
Damn if Claire didn't walk the neighborhood
till she got blisters on her feet and won by ten boxes.
Claire wasn't even a girl scout.
The choice is Claire!
Vote Claire Dunphy for town council.
- What do you think, huh? - I love it.
We got it on Craigslist.
Came off a taco truck.
- It did. - I love that you're doing this for me.
- Thank you! - You're welcome.
I know how important winning is to Claire.
And I love to festoon things.
We're her dream team.
So we cleared the whole day, dropped Lily off at school,
and voted first thing.
Although, uh, one of us had a bit of a dimpled chad situation.
Can you tell me how this machine works again, Chad?
Oh, sure. No problem.
Just wanna look in here. Just--
Thank you. Thank you.
- Bye! Bye!- Thank you, guys!
-再见 再见 -有劳了各位
I can see Clairely now that Duane is gone.
Bye! Thank you! Oh, my gosh.
再见 谢了 我的妈呀
Okay, everybody, get in the car. Let's go. Let's go.
行了 大伙儿快上车 出发 出发
Good luck today, Claire.
Oh, Laurie, thank you.
Hey, by the way, we have some really good news.
- What's that? - Becky got into the University of Oregon.
Any news, Haley?
Uh, uh, no, not-- not yet,
暂 暂时还 还没有
but, you know, super psyched!
This whole waiting-to-hear thing has been a nightmare
since the very first letter.
I'm too nervous. I can't do it.
"Dear miss Dunphy,
we regret to inform you..."
What?! Don't leave me hanging!
After that, I decided to only tell my parents good news.
I have one school left,
and the only good news I've gotten
is that my annoying neighbor Becky
is moving back east to Oregon.
- Manny, write this down. - I didn't bring a pen.
-曼尼 拿笔记下来 -我身上没带笔
Election day is America at its finest.
The people speak, and the government listens.
I don't know what they do in Colombia.
No one does, and don't ask.
I mean, we know that voting's a privilege,
but for my daughter to have her name on that ballot,
it just means so much more--
You know what? I think I'm gonna vote later.
What? Where are you going?
Ah, the line is too long.
It's only three people! And nobody has a gun!
We're here, we're Claire,
We are here, we are queer]
You know, I'm not sure if that's tracking.
Here, let me try one.
You don't have to be Clairevoyant to know who to vote for.
Vote Dunphy for town council.
Uh, uh, uh, Claire Dunphy.
Uh, C-Caire's her first name.
I'm sorry if that wasn't Claire.
Oh, my God. Look at that. There's a trash can right there,
我的天 你看 明明眼前就是垃圾桶
and that guy just threw his paper on the sidewalk.
Hey! You in the yellow jacket.
Pick it up and put it in the trash.
- Oh, my God. He did it. - Yes, he did.
-我的妈呀 他还真照做了 -是的
Ooh, here. Let me try one.I'll try...
Hey, dragon tattoo, no jaywalking!
喂 龙纹身的女孩 不要随意乱穿马路
This is an instrument of power.
How could they not sell tacos?
You know what we could do with this thing?
Cam, we could really make a difference.
We could be the voice of change.
Let's go yell at the dry cleaner that lost my shirt.
Today is the Dunphys at their best.
I'm from the "Weekly Saver." Mind if I ask you
- a couple questions about the big election? - Not at all.
Who are you voting for today?
Finally. I've been waiting for someone to say that name.
Uh... Because I am Claire Dunphy.
Oh, sorry. They moved me over from ad sales.
We take turns reporting.
How do you feel about your chances today?
Not as good as I did a few minutes ago.
No, she feels great.
Um, her spirits are high. The whole family's high.
- There's your headline. - Phil, no.
-拿去编头条新闻吧 -菲尔 别
Uh, how about a photo of all of you?
- Yeah. Sure. Yes. - Mom, mom, mom. Tag.
-当然没问题 -妈妈 标签
- Tag's still on. - Oh, my Goodness.
That would have been a really awkward picture. Okay.
- Ew! - Awesome!
How old are you? No!
- Do it again! - How does that even happen?
It's a-a fake tooth from an old ice-skating injury.
- It just fell out. - Oh, my gosh. Why today?!
-现在松脱了 -天呐 干嘛非得是今天啊
- What about the... - Let's not overreact.
- Let's--let me see it. - Okay. All right.
-让我看看 -好吧 好
What happened back there?
Line was too long. I couldn't wait.
I've seen you wait 45 minutes in line for sherbet!
Well, I happen to like sherbet, okay?
That place I take you
has the greatest sherbet on the west coast.
They got lime sherbet, they got coconut sherbet.
Why are we talking about sherbet?
He's clearly changing the subject.
Why aren't you in school?
He's doing it again.
Manny's right. You're being very ardilla.
- "Ardilla"? - Yeah, you know, the--
-"阿迪亚" -没错 就是那种
The one that--that--
- Rabbit? I was being rabbit-y? - No, another one
-兔子吗 我像兔子吗 -不 不是
- With the cheeks and the tail and... - Chipmunk?
-是大脸蛋 大尾巴的 -花栗鼠吗
- Possum? -Okay, obviously she means squirrel.
You were being squirrely then,
- You're being squirrely now. - Better than being a rat.
Manny, give us a minute.
Oh, sure. I served him up on a silver platter.
All right, it's no big deal.
There was a woman working there.
I didn't want her to see me.
- Who is she? - Her name is Dottie.
She's the first woman I dated after my divorce.
You dated a Dottie after Dede?
Y-you're focusing on the wrong thing here.
The--the point is it ended badly.
I tried to let her down easy, but, uh,
she didn't take it too well.
Actually, I don't know how she took it,
'cause I wasn't there.
We dated a few weeks, then after we... You know,
我们恩爱了几周 然后就 你懂的
I slipped out of her house before she woke up
and never called her again.
Put my pants on in her yard, put the car in neutral,
let it roll down the driveway, lights off.
Hey, I can't talk about this anymore.
So because of this woman,
you didn't vote for your daughter?
It's Claire! We need her to win!
I don't want to be around when something that tight comes unraveled.
I'll figure out something.
Maybe those poll workers take shifts.
Stop hiding in your little cave like a--
Like, you know. Like the-- the--the--
- I really don't wanna do this again. - No, the--
No. No. The big one, like, uh, the monster furry one.
不不不 那种大家伙 浑身长毛的
Ay, why can't I remember any animal names?
Climb aboard the Dunphy Express.
- Well--no, no... - Please don't go.
-别 别 -请留步
I won't do that anymore. I promise.
Oh. Uh, we need to make a quick stop.
I gotta pick up my new glasses.
No can do. I, uh...
I got a lot of people waitin', so...
It'll just take two minutes.
I can't even see the ballot without my glasses.
I mark the wrong box,
next thing you know I'll be married to a guy.
Yeah, I-- I don't think it's mandatory, Walt.
允许同性婚姻 不代表强制同性结婚 沃特
I'm a good dancer. They'll come for me.
They will break all your buttons...
and say you brought it in that way.
Okay, go, go, go!
好 快跑 快跑
Turns out we had a lot of axes to grind.
And a hybrid, so there was virtually no stopping us.
Do not see that movie!
You will neither laugh nor cry!
"Best pizza in the city"?
Not even the best pizza on this street.
They do not do the hair of the people on those pictures!
"Totally free checking"?
Okay, that was really fun,
But now we gotta go back to campaigning for Claire.
We've been saying that for two hours.
Yes, but now I-I really mean it.
- Oh, my god, there's Sandy! - Sandra Bullock?
-天呐 那是桑迪 -桑德拉·布洛克吗[名演员]
Yeah, Sandra Bullock.
We're such good friends, I call her "Sandy," So...
No, Sandy who works at Lily's preschool.
- Right there. - Oh, yeah.
-她在那儿 -哦 对
- You know, she got engaged. - No!
-你知道吗 她订婚了 -不是吧
- To the gay boyfriend? - Totally.
Oh, how does she not see it?
If I was with somebody that gorgeous,
I'd overlook a few quirks, too.
First of all, thank you.
point well taken.
I don't know. Poor Sandy. I feel so bad for her.
唉 可怜的桑迪啊 真替她伤心
- Well, it's better than being alone. - Is it?
She's looking over here.
- Oh, my god. - Mitchell, you're sitting on the button.
-我的天呐 -米奇尔 你坐到按钮了
What? No--no, I'm not. No, I'm not!
什么 我没有 没坐到
And you're the one that had it last
- when you were talking to the cheese shop! - Because you know what?
If you advertise truffle cheese,
- there are certain expectations... - Hi, Sandy.
-就要抓住顾客的期望 -你好啊 桑迪
Yeah, I'm calling on behalf of Claire Dunphy.
- What a beautiful name. - She used to be a citizen.
I'm calling on behalf of Claire Dunphy for town council.
All right. How about this?
if you vote for Claire Dunphy...
You won't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.
Luke! What are you doing?
You can't say that!
Oh, like she'd be the first politician
to make a promise she can't keep.
Well, maybe I don't want to talk to you, either.
Maybe you are the one that is bothering me!
How do you like that? Eh?
Gloria, I'm gonna have to ask you again
to please stick to your script.
But everybody's saying no to me!
Usually when I ask someone to do something,
Maybe it's because these people can't see you.
Can't you just hook me up to some sort of camera?
Well, thank you, Maggie, for the vote.
谢谢你 麦琪 谢谢支持
Thank you. Um, you'll have to excuse me.
I'm a little nervous. I've never been on the radio before.
Don't worry about it.
- Just think of it as a conversation. - Okay.
Here are your headphones. Volume control.
- Don't get too far from the mike. - Okay.
Make sure your cell phone's off.
Oh. Cell phone. Right. Um...
哦 关掉手机 对...
And you're not chewing gum, are you?
No, I'm not. I just had some temporary
没 我没在 只是刚做了些临时性的
The last thing I need--
And welcome back to "A matter of record."
I'm Cecil Van Gundy.
Joining us now in studio is district 43
town council candidate Claire Dunphy.
It's a pleasure to be here.
So... You're a first-time candidate.
Tell us what got you involved.
It all started with a, um...
I was concerned about safety in our neighbourhood
and I was not getting any satisfaction from city hall.
What's wrong with mom?
Oh, this isn't good.
She sounds drunk!
That's not her drunk voice.
Tell us about some of the other issues facing our town.
Where do you stand on the city's
sewage and sustainability initiative,
the so-called S.S.I.?
One cannot really talk about
s-s-sewage and sustainability
without first discussing... recycling.
This city can do more...
- What the hell's wrong with her? - with the recycling program...
- ...currently... - It's a tooth thing.
Oh, I'm almost out of air. Oh, boy.
Is oxygen serious?
You know what? I lost a ton of time getting your glasses.
I'm just gonna drop you at home.
You can get your air. I can drive other people.
I don't have any more tanks at home.
Why? That seems like bad planning.
Well, I forgot to order them.
My pills make me forget things.
Oh, shoot! I gotta take my pill!
哦 靠 我该吃药了
Please tell me you have it with you.
Of course I do, but I have to take 'em with food.
- Don't I? - Are you asking me?
Uh, yes! I do take them with food!
Ooh. I don't feel so well.
Okay, I'll get you whatever you want!
I'll get you the air, I'll get you the food.
Then I'll vote for your drunk wife.
That is not her drunk voice!
Thank you so much for voting.
Hi. I'm terribly sorry. Excuse me. Jay Pritchett.
Uh, can I get in-- in and out really quick?
Thank you. This is all I needed.
Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
All right. Claire, Claire, Claire.
好的 克莱尔 克莱尔 克莱尔
Claire, Claire-- ahh, ahh. Here.
克莱尔 克莱尔 在这里
I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
抱歉 抱歉 抱歉
Jay! It's so nice to see you!
- Is it? - Oh, why wouldn't it be?
-是吗 -哦 为什么不开心
That was a long time ago. Water under the bridge.
- We're good. - Oh, that's great.
-没关系的 -哦 那就好
Thank you so much for voting.
You remember my daughter Claire. She's--
She's running for town council.
- Oh, isn't that neat? - Yeah, I'm so proud.
-哦 真是不错啊 -我真为她骄傲
So you're gonna put it in there, huh?
Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah. Definitely.
cause every vote counts, you know.
Thank you so much for voting.
- You know... - Yeah.
Boy, I'd sure like to see the sweet sight
of my vote... counting.
Why would I say I'd do something and not do it?
That would make me a liar...
instead of a trusting widow
Who fell asleep in the warm embrace
of a man who promised to make breakfast.
Okay, here it is.
Look, I am so sorry.
You were the first woman I'd been with besides my ex--
An-and it wasn't 'cause y-you weren't pretty naked
or anything like that.
I'd have run from Angie Dickinson.
- Oh, lucky her. - Dottie--
-哦 她可真幸运 -多蒂
- Good-bye, Jay! - Dottie, Dottie, please.
-回见 杰 -多蒂 多蒂 拜托
I'm just trying to get my ballot in the box.
oh, yeah, that sounds familiar.
Yeah, but you don't have to do anything.
Just let me put it in!
Uhh. Shouldn't have said that.
We are so sorry.
We did not mean for you to hear any of that.
Yes, and you know what?
We shouldn't have been gossiping in the first place.
But what if you're right?
What if Gregory is gay?
When my mom said it, I didn't believe her.
She lives in Iowa.
But coming from you two!
- Means nothing. - No.
We barely know your fiance.
- If he says he's straight, he's straight. - Mm. Straight.
-他说自己是直男 他就是 -直男
We're getting married in a month.
People are flying in.
He signed us up for dance classes.
No. No, no, no. Hey.
别 不要这样 嘿
- This is what gays do. - Yeah.
- We gossip. - We gossip a lot.
No. No. You're missing the point, okay?
We see a great-looking guy like Gregory,
and we say he's gay because we want him to be gay!
- Really? Really? Are you sure? - Yes. Yes.
-是吗 你们确定吗 -是这样的
Absolutely. Look at what we do with movie stars.
You know? Hugh Jackman-- he sings, he dances,
知道吗 休·杰克曼 他又会唱又会跳
So obviously we would want him on our team!
- Yeah. - But he's straight.
Trust me, I know.
I said hello to him once in a restaurant,
and there was absolutely no chemistry.
Well, if that isn't proof...
Three weeks later, Sandy and Gregory got married,
and everyone said the wedding was beautiful.
Gregory did the flowers....
Which is perfectly normal for a straight guy.
The Greeks do one thing right, and it's lamb!
All right. Let's go vote.
Why the hell does your wife want to be a politician, anyway?
You heard her. She wanted to put up
a stop sign at Bristol and Greenleaf,
But then she ran into--
That's near where I live!
Yeah. We're neighbors. Let's go!
对啊 我们是邻居呢 走吧
No way I'm voting for that!
Too much government already.
I didn't fight a war so some politician
could tell me where I have to stop my car.
You don't even drive!
That's 'cause that Barack Obama took my license away.
I don't think he was involved in the decision!
I left the house today to get 50 votes for my wife.
I'm not going home with zero.
The least you can do is walk right in there
and punch a hole for the woman
who drags your garbage can up your driveway every Tuesday!
I don't like it! Goes against everything I believe in.
Really? A stop sign?!
But I'll do it, 'cause you're a good kid.
And I had a nice day...
till you started yelling at me.
So sorry. Thank you.
You know, my wife was an alcoholic, too.
Okay. Let's just go vote.
That's veteran political reporter
- Any news? - Not yet, not yet,
-有什么新闻吗 -还没 还没
But even if I lose, at least now I know
I have a future in radio.
I couldn't. People need to see me.
Before we get the results, I just want to thank you all
for everything you've done for me.
Mitch and Cam, for campaigning for me all day
in your little Claire-mobile.
- It's the least we could do. - Yeah.
We probably did more for Hugh Jackman's career
than we did for Claire's.
And, Manny and Gloria,
thank you for making all those phone calls.
for all your support.
I don't think I convinced anyone to vote for Claire.
I don't think I even voted.
I don't know how many senior citizens today to the polls.
And my beautiful children,
whose faith has given me the confidence
to believe that I can do this.
- Somebody else answer it. I lost. - Mom. Mom.
-谁来接 我输了 -妈妈 妈妈
- I can feel it. I-- - Mom.
You can do it. Mom. Answer the phone.
你可以的 妈妈 接电话吧
Thanks so much for calling.
I have some bad news.
Because someone's gonna be busy now that she's a councilwoman?
No, no, I wasn't doing that fake thing.
- I really lost. I lost. - Ay, no.
-我真输了 我输了 -不是吧
I'm so sorry. But you know what?
真遗憾 不过 你知道吗
We are still just so proud of you.
Yeah! I-- I don't know about you,
But, um... I could use a glass of wine.
Ohh. Now you're gonna hear her drunk voice.
Yes. Fine. I'm good.
I'm fine. I'm not fine. I wanted to win,
我很好 我不好 我是想赢的
And... and I'm so embarrassed.
I mean, everybody out here worked so hard for me,
and they believed in me,
and I let 'em down.
Well, don't cry. I'm gonna be fine, sweetie.
Just knowing you care so much makes me feel better.
No, I got four rejection letters
I never told you guys about.
I got rejected from U.C.S.B., Oregon, Wisconsin...
加州圣巴巴拉分校 俄勒冈 威斯康辛
- Oh, no. - And Northwestern.
Well, we were overshooting on that one.
It came today. My last chance.
I'm too scared to open it.
Whatever it says in there,
your father and I are crazy proud of you.
I did start trying this year.
I know you did. You did.
You have nothing to be ashamed of.
It's a little bit different.
No, it's exactly the same.
Except you tried really hard the whole time,
not just at the end.
We have nothing to be ashamed of...
So let's open that together.
What? No! What are you doing here?
什么 不行 你们在这儿干吗
No. Come on, haley. We believe in you.
You can always work for me.
Come on. You can do it. You can do this.
来吧 你可以的 你可以的
- Come on, Haley. - All right.
Open. Open, open, open.
打开 打开 打开 打开
"Dear Miss Dunphy,
We regret to inform you..."
"While we cannot offer you admission at this time,
"You are a promising candidate, and therefore
We would like to place you on our wait list!"
Oh, my god, I got wait-listed!
Our daughter might be going to college!
It's addressed to you.
"Dear Claire, I won. You lost.
亲爱的克莱尔 我赢了 你输了
"Here's your stupid stop sign.
"Next time you think about bothering me,
"Please take its advice.
Your councilman, the honorable Duane Bailey."
Honey, you did it!
I made our neighborhood a little bit safer.
I may have even saved life.
You idiot, there's stop sign! Can't you read?
你个傻缺 有停车标志呢 你不识字吗
we need speed bumps.
No, no. No! Honey!
不不 不行 亲爱的