What do I have to do to get you to ask
"What do I have to do to get you into this car today?"
Well, why don't we start it with a test drive?
Right where I want him.
Come here. Come look at this.
This thing warns you if you deviate from your lane.
In my car, that's my wife.
"Andre, if you try to kill me,
I swear I will kill you!"
Well, I guess this is what I'll be driving for the next 39 months.
This is my D.N.A. talking,
But you do not seem sufficiently excited
about the prospect of driving a new Cadillac.
No, it's great. I've just leased the same thing forever.
没 我兴奋得很 只是一直都是老一套
Part of me wants to shake things up.
Get something like...
Colonel Klink, that is nice.
We took Lily on her first train ride.
Just a quick trip to chinatown.
I was worried she would think
We were taking her back to Vietnam,
But she seemed okay.
Possibly because she was an infant when she left vietnam.
Also, Vietnam is not China.
Well, I had a lollipop with me just in case.
I love that we're doing this.
It's important for her to explore the city she lives in.
So much diversity.
Keep your wallet in your front pocket.
Oh, sweetie, it is. Here, have a seat.
小乖乖 是哦 来 先坐下
Right here. There you go. Hey, hold bunny.
就这里 好样的 小兔兔拿好
- No! No, no, no, no, no, no! - Bunny!
-不 不 不 不 -小兔兔
How did you miss that, Mitchell?
Mr. Conductor! I-I...
I was purell-ing!
And it's me! Why would you toss it?
Because my hands were full?
I know. W--okay, I have an idea.
知道 好的 我有个主意
Let's catch the next train and ride it till it catches up.
They don't catch up. That's called a collision.
Okay, well, do you have a better idea?
- You're the one that lost it. - No, you tossed it.
-就是你弄丢的 -不 是你扔丢的
He who tossed it lost it.
Don't try to clever your way out of this.
Daddy lost bunny.
Oh, I wanted a car like this since I was a kid.
I used to imagine the wind blowing through my perm,
blasting some Hall & Oates,
maybe horsing around with my Mr. Microphone...
Yeah, we wouldn't have been friends back then.
You should buy it.
No, it's not practical.
Practical? You never see a person on their deathbed
saying, "I wish I'd have been more practical."
I see a lot of people on their deathbed, Phil.
I thought you operated on knees and elbows.
Phil, this is a nice car.
And it's half the price of a new car.
If you don't buy it, I will.
What would Claire say?
You know what? Maybe we should find you
Something with a little more lumbar support.
Yeah. You know, with you not having a spine and all.
- I have a spine. - Do you have a spine?
- I have a spine. - So wanna take it for a spin?
You know what? I'd rather take her for a spin.
Let's get her top down
and see what she can do.
I'm--no, I meant the convertible.
Well, I just talked to the concierge,
and room service will save me a bread pudding.
Load off my mind.
You mock me, but "Travel and leisure"
Says it's not to be missed.
This weekend, we're going up to pebble beach.
I'm gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with.
Man, those were the good old days.
Yeah, unless you were a woman,
black, hispanic, or gay.
黑人 西裔 同性恋那日子就糟糕了
True, but if you were a straight white guy
who played football,
you really couldn't have a bad day.
Which watch should I pack?
This one's showier. This one's more expensive.
Why do you care so much about a watch?
How do I say this without sounding like an ass?
I'm kind of a legend to these guys.
Whoa! Whose car is this?
- Mine! - I talked him into it.
Seriously? Mom's gonna let you have this?
Luke, Luke, Luke...
卢克 卢克 卢克...
Dad, I don't like this.
My friend Molly's dad bought a sports car,
and now he lives in a studio apartment
and dates a girl who works at Forever 21,
which she won't be for two years.
Honey, I'm not leaving your mom.
Might not be your call.
Oh, my god, it's so pretty!
I love it! And I love you,
and I promise I'll take super good care of it!
Please. I ask for so little.
Alex, be nice to your sister.
It's dad's car, not yours.
What? But you're too old for this!
It's just like last year
when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Wouldn't or couldn't?
不愿脱 还是 没法脱
Hey. I looked hot.
And you look hot in this car.
Let me tell you something about your dad.
Your dad is a man who knows what he wants,
At least that's what I heard.
You know, I was there more as a friend and an observer than anything.
你们懂的 当局者迷 朋观者清嘛
- Andre. - Hey, Claire.
-安德瑞 -你好 克莱尔
Honey. Is this the new car?
I know it looks impractical,
but Andre's seen a lot of people die.
I'm not upset. It's a beautiful car.
Just surprised you didn't get the sedan, that's all.
Good seeing, you, Cl--
Mm. It's beautiful.
What just happened?
She did not blink once.
Do you wanna come in for a minute?
No, I gotta... You know, I gotta get to the wife.
不了 我得 你知道 找我老婆去
- Uh, do you need a ride or anything? - No. No, no,
-要不要我送你一程 -不用 不用
I'm gonna, uh, I'm-a jog.
- Why--why are you running? - I'm just gonna jog!
Lily was up all night because she didn't have bunny,
which means that we were up all night
because she didn't have bunny.
God, she must have cried for...
How long was it, Cam?
Uh, last night was rough because Lily...
- Covered it. - didn't have bunny.
Jay, tell me, why are we on the runway?
杰 说啊 我们到跑道上来干嘛
Surprise! We're taking a private plane.
Wow! I've never been on a private plane!
And you never will.
I am not getting on that little thing!
What if the rubber band snaps and we fall out of the sky?
It's perfectly safe. It's a legitimate airline!
Whoa. Nobody said three.
All right. Before we take off,
I'm gonna need to get everyone's weight here.
- No problem. I'm about 190. - Okay.
-没问题 我有190磅 -好的
Oh, yeah. In that case, I'm 275.
Gloria, I would never put you and Manny in danger.
Now come on! Trust me on this!
It's American music the whole way,
and I don't wanna hear a word.
- How you doing there, sport? - Great. Yeah.
-怎么样了 跑车男 -棒极了
Awesome. You know what's awesome?
Is this car has the engine in the trunk,
so that means I get to...
Put these signs in the seat, which is cool.
Oh, nothing. My, uh, client just wants me
to pick her up on the way to the open house,
which is great. I'll, uh, drop the sign off
and just swing across town to...
Oh. She's bringing her mom and a designer.
Well, maybe they'll fit in the trunk.
What? I was making a joke.
What's your game, woman?
I have no game. You're an adult. You can make your own choices.
没什么 你是成年人 能自己做主
Do you wanna borrow the minivan?
Okay, fine. Then you're gonna have to pick up the kids from school.
Okay, I can't take it.
If you got something to say, just say it.
I have nothing to say.
- That just says it all. - Well...Ok.
All--all right. Thank you, Serena.
行 好 谢了 塞丽娜
Good news--they rescheduled my massage for the morning.
Bad news--it's a dude.
Don't blame me. It's your mom's fault.
Do you know how many people have died in these planes?
I've heard you sing. I think you're safe.
The welcome dinner starts in four hours.
It's a 5-hour drive.
No bathroom breaks.
Yeah, I think you're gonna want to hold on to that cup.
- What was that? - Giant pothole.
The dash is lighting up like a christmas tree.
This never would have happened if we were in the air!
If this had happened in the air, we wouldn't be in the air.
We would be in rock 'n' roll heaven!
Okay, what do you think?
I'm gonna put these in the subway.
Okay, it looks like, uh, Lily's missing
and we're offering $25 to get her back.
Oh, don't be ridiculous. No one in their right mind--
Okay. That's all I see now.
- How about this one? - Okay. Um...
"Missing--stuffed bunny. Brown and white fur.
Sympathetic eyes." What are sympathetic eyes?
I just--I don't really love the idea
of our phone number being up in the subway.
Okay, let's play a different game.
How about I be the problem, and you be the solution?
我来提问 你来解决 如何
I'm sorry. I shouldn't be so critical.
I know you're just trying to--got it!
Just came up with a better idea.
Took me less than five seconds.
I can't hear you. What?
Gah! What did I do?
- Yes. Hi. - Hey, nice car.
-你好 -你好 车不错
You gonna drive up the coast, or...
Oh, no. I'm gonna do some errands, actually.
Yeah, 'cause other people might go and buy a crazy car
with an engine in the-- in the trunk, but not me.
No. I'm responsible. Mm-hmm.
We have three kids. You can't pick up three kids in this car.
I'll get you... Catch ya.
Maybe I was a teeny bit mad.
So I blew off my errands and headed up the coast.
It was my turn to be irresponsible.
And luckily, I had sunscreen in my purse.
Well, your strut's shot,
And we can't get parts for at least a day.
there's any place you can rent cars anywhere around here?
Know what, sir? We're not some one-horse town.
Of course you can rent a car.
It just happens to be out for the day.
- We're gonna miss the whole weekend. - I am sorry, Jay.
-整个周末都泡汤了 -很抱歉 杰
I know how much you mean to those guys,
and I know how much they want to see you.
And if you really need to get somewhere,
maybe I can help you out.
Ay, yes, please! Thank you! Anything!
好啊 拜托了 谢谢 怎样都行
Check it out. Restored it myself.
I did not get in the little plane at the little airport!
I'm not gonna get in this...
flown by that guy that couldn't fix our car!
Gloria, it's either this,
or we're in the motel.
I don't like the sound of that.
A lot of amenities disappear when an "H" Becomes an "M."
You know, when I met you,
you were eating cereal out of a bucket.
Hey, Lily, guess what?
嘿 莉莉 你猜怎么着
Uh, we just heard from Bunny.
This is a terrible idea.
No, it's fantastic.
Bunny said he's on an amazing adventure
having the time of his life,
And that you should pick one of his best friends
to sleep with while he's gone.
Bunny doesn't talk.
This is going great.
He does now, because--
because he took talking lessons.
So what do you think, huh?
Turtle or giraffe
or, uh, little reindeer?
Where's bunny now?
He's visiting his girlfriend.
He doesn't have a girlfriend.
He has a boyfriend!
Okay. No, no, Lily.
好吧 等等 莉莉
Lily, uh, what about miss, uh, Teddy bear?
Huh? No? Uh, Dr. Tiger? No?
不好吗 那老虎博士呢 也不好吗
I want bunny. I'm going to St. Louis.
Really? You don't know Nemo?
It's on an endless loop in the den.
And then Bodie kicked it to me,
and I dribbled it past Michael and got it to Tyler...
I was bummed not to be in my new cool car,
so I wasn't joking around with the kids like I usually do.
And I would've scored if that kid didn't trip me.
I can't believe the ref didn't see it.
I bet Olivia saw it.
She's always watching you when you play.
Yeah, I know. It's like she's in love with soccer.
是啊 我知道 似乎她很喜欢足球
Ugh. Stop texting me!
Corey. He is so clingy.
But, you know, there's something about driving your kids around.
You're in the front, they're in the back.
They forget you're there,
and you learn so much.
You're like sigourney weaver in "Gorillas in the mist."
Except gorillas make less noise chewing.
Once I hit the coast highway, I didn't stop.
I turned off my cell phone.
I ate fish tacos for lunch. It was insane!
I haven't felt that free in years.
All my stress completely disappeared...
And so did my keys.
I'm sorry, but... These signs are ridiculous.
Oh, you're right. I should have used helvetica.
It much better represents the urgency of our situation.
No, the lengths that we're going to for a stuffed animal.
You know, cam, maybe it's time lily learned about loss.
No, she's 3, and I know.
不 她才3岁 我最懂了
Do you know how many times
I had to say good-bye to a furry friend on the farm?
And didn't it make you stronger?
Yeah, because I was a growing boy
and they were chock-full of protein.
But it was still heartbreaking.
It builds character.
You know, once, when I was a kid,
my dad left my Luke Skywalker doll on an airplane,
- and I was so angry-- - Wait, which--which Luke?
-我特别气 -等会儿 哪一款卢克
Shorty robe or dress blacks?
- Shorty robe. - Oh, my.
And you know what he did to get it back?
Not a damn thing. Nope.
He didn't lift one pudgy finger to make a single phone call,
and I got over it.
Yeah, well, I want you and Lily
to have the same healthy relationship
you and your father have. For sure.
All right, give me these flyers.
I'm gonna take everything to this side of the homeless guy.
Sorry, what are we supposed to say now
Oh, my god! It's bunny!
Oh, Lily's gonna be so happy.
Oh, that's so great. Go ahead and get it.
- What, me? - Yeah.
-啥 我去 -对啊
Why should I go and get it?
Well, I-I'm not gonna do it.
Why? I spotted it.
It's your journey. Luke Skywalker?
Pattern-breaking? Your father? Get in there.
想想"超越自我" 想想你爹 快去
你好 你 你
- I-I can't... - Oh, for god sakes!
- Let her hate us. - You turned out great.
- I did, didn't I? - You're a big lawyer.
-的确啊 不是吗 -你是个大律师呢
This is not the massage I had in mind.
In about an hour, a train goes through town
that will get us close to pebble beach.
Now it's not technically a-a passenger train,
- so it won't be stopping. - What?
So we gotta get running real good.
No high-heeled shoes. And it wouldn't be wrong
if we took that blanket with us, either, huh?
So what do you say? Anybody up for a hobo adventure?
If we're voting, I'm a "No".
Manny, we're gonna be right back.
We're gonna get some ice from the machine in the parking lot.
Jay, this is getting crazy. Is it worth it?
杰 这是要闹哪样 有意思吗
I wanna see the old gang.
Do you wanna see them or you want to show off to them?
The private plane, the fancy watch.
You still want to feel
that you're the big kahuna on the campus.
That's not it. That's not even a thing.
You know what? I'm taking Manny home.
If you want to go in the takka-takka-takka-takka,
okay, go to pebble beach by yourself.
No, what? That's not the plan.
不要 说什么呢 计划不是这样的
If you wanna go there so bad,
that's the only way you're gonna get there.
I'm not trying to get me there.
I'm trying to get you there!
- What? - Look...
I may have exaggerated the size... kahuna I was.
technically have been a kahuna.
I was shy, and I spent most of my time...
But you always made it sound like you--
Oh, I know what I made it sound like.
People didn't expect much from me,
they certainly didn't expect me
to end up with... somebody like you.
So this is all about you
parading me around like a trophy?
Why didn't you say so?
I can be a trophy!
Come on. We need to get this up to pebble beach.
Manny! We're leaving! Get ready!
曼尼 出发啦 快收拾一下
Oh, good. If we get out of here in the next ten minutes,
we don't have to pay for the second hour.
How you doing there, sport?
- I'm sorry. - That's okay.
Whatcha doing all the way up here?
I was mad at you for buying that stupid sports car.
It's a great car. God, I had the best day.
Phil, I did cartwheels.
Hey, did you know there's a girl with a crush on Luke?
- Olivia. - Yeah.
Oh, and Haley's totally done with Corey.
Alex is teaching herself Chinese
so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.
I really want to be able to drive the kids around.
I need a bigger car for work. I made a mistake.
No, you didn't. You bought it for a reason.
When did we stop coming to the beach?
I think it was when Alex
started printing out water quality reports.
She'll be China's problem soon.
We don't need a sports car to get out here.
We should just make a pact.
Once a month, we get out to the beach.
And we tell everyone we're running errands.
So you didn't get to the dry cleaner?
They say the important thing in life
isn't the destination.
the challenges you face along the way...
the unexpected twists and turns...
the disappointments you overcome.
Look what I found on the internet.
Oh, my god! It's Luke Skywalker in his shorty robe!
- I love it, Cam---. - Mine!
-我好喜欢 小卡 -是我的
It's all about the destination,
especially when the destination
is your amazing oceanfront hotel.
Thank you again, Serena.
Warmest regards, Manny Delgado.
He's sending flowers to the concierge.
- Oh, jeez. - Hey...
She wore you down, didn't she?
This is not about Claire.
I really want to sell you the car.
It's sad. She got you to believe that.
Turns out I'm just not a convertible guy.
Well, your loss is my gain.
- It's a sweet ride, Phil. - Right?
-这车多神气啊 菲尔 -对吧
I'm getting, like, a whiff of mildew.
I don't smell anything.
Yep. That's mildew.
This car's been in the flood.
It's a Katrina car!
I'm offended that you tried to sell me a Katrina car, Phil!
居然把受灾车卖我 气死我了 菲尔
Your wife won't let you have a convertible, will she?
We will never know, 'cause I'm afraid to ask.
See you later, Phil.
Why you running again?