- Just a little bit more. A little bit more. - Okay, all right.
-再往这边来一点 再来点 -好的
Say hello to the Revelation 3000,
the most advanced smart fridge on the market.
Something tells me we can't afford
to see Diana Ross at Pechanga anymore.
Ooh, here's the best part. You ready?
Hello, how can I help?
Bridget is the A.I. Assistant
that will help organize our groceries
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She's already created me a playlist,
she's synced my calendars,
she created a celebrity gossip alert...
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Speaking of gossip --
Did you hear about Pepper and Ronaldo?
Word is, they recently invited
a third party into their relationship.
- Who is he? - You mean, who is she.
-那个男人是谁 -不是男的 是女的
How?! I didn't even know they knew any women!
Apparently, they met her on an experimental dating site
called "Let's Just See What Happens."
I got back-to-back meetings today
and then I got a team dinner tonight.
Cam, no you -- Another one?
- That's your third one this week. - Yeah.
I also have a busy day, thank you for asking.
Would it be helpful if I ordered some of your favorite groceries?
You -- You can do that?
Thank you, Bridget.
Did I hear you say you need more pepper?
Oh, no, Pepper's just a friend.
And if Cam wasn't in such a rush to get out of here,
we'd be talking about what an insane thing he's doing.
Almost as insane as talking to an appliance.
You mentioned a third party?
Yeah, honestly, who just meets someone online
and then invites them into their house?
And then I would show the client
comparable sales from the past year.
The assignment was to present a compelling sales pitch,
not bore me with endless real-estate cliches.
What gives, Mrs...
What would you...?
What would you...?
I'm sorry, are -- are -- are those sentences?
Because Gloria's gift is that special.
A generational real-estate talent.
I have to push her that hard.
She wants me to. All the great ones do.
Phil is so mean to me.
Health and Safety Code 17926.
Carbon monoxide alarm!
Government Code 12955.
Civil Code 1101.1.
- Wait, it's -- - You're dragging.
-等等 是... -你落后了
- Ooh, I know it! - Libby, go!
-我知道 -莉比 说
Civil Code 1101.1 requires plumbing re-installment
of all residential properties built before 1994.
Someone is paying attention.
Your rap-lectures on property codes
are both informative and funky.
Oh, I noticed that you lost your mug,
so I just went ahead, got you a new one.
She must hate the sea turtles.
"State's Greatest Teacher."
I was gonna get you one that said "World's Greatest,"
but I didn't want to look like a suck-up.
Mrs. Pritchett, respect the classroom.
All outbursts should be couched in a fake cough.
Okay, before we break for lunch, uh, just a brief reminder --
好了 在午餐休息前 有个小提醒
I will be rewarding this quarter's top student
with an unpaid, uncredited internship.
I'll tally final grades and post the winner tomorrow.
- Who cares! - Thank you, Ike.
-谁在乎啊 -谢谢配合 艾克
As a boss, I have to be kept in the loop
on several different projects at a time.
Am I saying "in the loop" too much?
No, our readers are gonna love you.
Let's see, you said
your daughter's doing research in Antarctica.
Any chance we could meet the rest of the clan?
This was for the cover of Corner Office Magazine.
I mean, that's basically Vogue for female CEOs.
Lately, my family has seemed more suited
to a gator-farm billboard.
♪ Camptown ladies sing this song ♪
♪ 康城赛马唱这首歌 ♪
♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah... ♪
♪ 嘟哒 嘟哒 ♪
Ugh, this usually makes them sleep.
Oh, my God, it worked.
Yeah, a little trick I learned doing the 4:00 a.m. feeding.
Oh, you don't have to do that, they're not your babies.
Why isn't mom helping?
You know, I actually don't mind staying up.
I've been watching marathons of "Snapped."
It's a show about women driven to violent crime.
I probably like it 'cause I know
I have nothing to worry about when it comes to --
♪ Camptown races sing this song -- ♪
♪ 康城赛马唱这首歌 ♪
Stop, stop, stop. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
停停停 对不起 真对不起
I-I'm not feeling well.
You guys are gonna have to go to Disneyland without me.
Yeah, absolutely. You should hit the road.
Phil, don't be late for work.
Yeah, you don't want to catch this! Bye.
Bye. No, no, no, no, no!
You know, if you wanted a different angle,
we could, uh, go over to the chess board here.
I'm playing remotely with a Russian grand master.
Excuse me just one second.
What are you two lovebirds doing here?
I thought you were sleeping over at Janice's.
It got too hard for us to be there.
Yeah. You know, in the silence.
My daughter just went away for college.
We're empty nesters now.
Everything in that house
is just another reminder of our little girl.
You've known her for four months, but, um, yeah.
Oh, look at that, Phil left his helmet.
He's been biking to campus.
You have to go give this to your dad right now.
Right, right, right now. Uh --
No time to waste, okay?
Hey, honey, let's get you dressed
so that you can quietly see yourself out.
I was really hoping to get some juice.
Juice is terrible for you. You know what?
All right, then, time for my lecture on geological surveys.
- Bedrock -- - I'm sorry.
Should we wait for Libby?
She's not back from lunch yet.
Yeah, I heard she was riding her bike
and then got hit by a car. Been taken to the hospital.
What?! That's terrible. I hope she's okay.
什么 太糟了 希望她没事
Yes, she should be more careful.
In the crime show I've been bingeing,
9 out of 10 female suspects casually file their nails
during police questioning.
Did I push Gloria too far?
Just out of -- out of curiosity,
where were you at lunch?
I went to Panera. I had the coupon.
And you have some way
to -- to -- to verify that you were there?
Like leftovers, or...?
I ordered the chowder in the bread bowl.
I ate every piece of it.
What is this all about?
Do you think that I had something to do
with Libby getting hurt?
How dare you, Phil?
No, Gloria, no, no, no, I -- I just --
不是的 歌洛莉亚 我只是
I don't know the -- the lunch scene around here.
- This is great, Claire. - Thanks.
-真是太棒了 克莱尔 -谢谢
Boy, that light really makes it hot in here, huh?
Maybe I'll just cool it down a little with the --
- This could help. - Oh, yes.
Just give me one sec. Yeah.
What -- What are you doing home from Antarctica?!
I couldn't take the cold anymore.
Mm-hmm? I was so desperate,
I took a Japanese fishing boat part of the way home.
Oh, honey, I'm so glad to have you home.
Wow, you did not ride up front with the captain, did ya?
I would've called,
but frostbite did a weird thing to my hands.
They froze into permanent "hang loose" signs.
People keep calling me dude.
Honey, I know you just got home,
but since you're frozen and I'm very sick,
maybe you could run and get us some soup?
Oh, yeah, right now. You're the best.
对 就是现在 你最好了
- Thanks so much. - Ohh. Okay.
I'm sorry about that.
I just -- Maybe you could take a look
at this charcoal drawing I've been fooling with.
What are you doing home?!
Well, it was a disaster.
George head-butted me and gave me this black eye.
And Dylan read that skin-to-skin contact
is good for baby bonding
and wound up with a massive sunburn.
Oh, plus, we forgot the diaper bag,
so we had to use fast-food wrappers
that we found in Dylan's van.
This is not -- not -- not your best look.
Here, you know what?
I think I might be contagious.
So you guys should probably get the twins checked.
- Now? - Well, if you love them. Yeah.
-现在吗 -如果你们爱他们 就去吧
When did we get a Earth ball?
Next, add a slice of apple.
Apple? To a turkey sandwich?
Trust me, Mitchell.
Okay. Well, if there's one thing I've learned this year,
it's listen more to women.
Oh, my God. Delicious!
Oh, Bridget, you don't have to.
♪ I'm off the deep end ♪
♪ 我无比绝望 ♪
♪ Watch as I dive in ♪
♪ 纵身一跃 ♪
♪ I'll never leave the ground ♪
♪ 我永远不会离开地面 ♪
♪ Crash through the surface ♪
♪ 冲破界线 ♪
♪ Where they can't hurt us ♪
♪ 他们再也伤害不了我们 ♪
♪ We're far from the shallow now ♪
♪ 我们现已远离浅滩 ♪
♪ In the shallow, shallow ♪
♪ 身处浅滩 浅滩 ♪
♪ In the shallow, la-la-la-la, low ♪
♪ 身处浅滩 啦啦啦 ♪
- Oh, hey! - Singing the 2018 power ballad "Shallow."
Were you just singing a duet with the refrigerator?
Well, um, yeah, uh --
Apparently, Bridget has a karaoke function.
So, I was just standing here
eating my turkey and apple sandwich, when suddenly she --
- Apples on a sandwich? - Yeah. Yeah.
Bridget, she -- she's opening me up to -- to new experiences.
Oh, uh, aren't you, uh -- aren't you supposed to be at work?
Well, I came home to make you a special lunch.
But apparently, that's already been taken care of.
Mitchell, would you like some watermelon for dessert?
No, that's okay, Bridget, thank you.
不用了 布丽吉特 谢谢你
I just got him some fresh cantaloupe. So, we're good.
Mitchell doesn't like cantaloupe.
Oh, yeah, right. Of course he does.
Uh, actually, I -- I...
I've never been a fan.
Well, what else does Bridget know about you that I don't?
- Okay... - Is she allowed to meet your work friends?
You can't seriously be jealous.
No, well, it's just that
I thought we were gonna enjoy her together.
- I didn't count on being the third wheel. - Cam --
No, no, it's obvious that I'm not wanted here,
so I'll leave you to your apples on sandwiches
and whatever other perversions you two are into.
Are you hearing yourself?!
It's a refrigerator!
Do you see what I mean about him?
I had to prove to Phil
that I had nothing to do with Libby's accident.
Oh, my God, so that's how my mirror got broken.
What was she looking at?
I've got another angle.
By the way, that many cords plugged into one outlet
is in violation of property code 7974/9.
Just came to drop off your helmet.
Sorry, I'm, uh, a little on edge.
I think I've been watching too much "Snapped."
Um... can I ask you something?
How much do we really know about Gloria?
The exotic stranger who just popped into our lives out of nowhere?
I've had my suspicions about her for years.
I shall need the parcel
to arrive at my flat by tea time.
Splendid, my good man.
The British accent gets me better service.
Her accent was flawless.
I just Googled her, I didn't find anything.
A looker like that with no online presence?
Makes you wonder what she's hiding.
You don't think she's dangerous, do you?
Everybody has a breaking point.
But she's probably okay.
I mean, she's not Lily.
- Where are you? - In my classroom.
We need to talk. Don't go anywhere.
Go away! I don't have any fish for you.
The closet business is a bit of a boys' club,
so yes, I am proud
of breaking through the cedar ceiling.
Speaking of closets,
any chance we could get some shots in the master bedroom?
But no peeking at my unfinished novel.
I'm s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-cold.
We get it, it's cold in Antarctica.
No, you st-st-st-- I-I'm home!
不 傻瓜 我回家了
I'm stuck inside a f-f-f--
Fireplace? That happened to Dylan.
Oh, thank God! Just come pick me up!
Let me call Luke.
Mom made me drop off Dad's bike helmet at school.
She makes him keep an extra one there.
You know, she didn't even seem happy to see me.
She just wanted me to get some s-s-s-soup.
Plus, Mom said she was sick,
but she was wearing that stuff
that makes her look like a prostitute.
- Eyeliner? - Exactly.
You know, Mom did mention some big interview coming up.
Did she get rid of us so we didn't make her look bad?
Alex, meet us at home
as soon as you get out of that fireplace.
Mom's not in the kitchen or the yard.
She-She must be in her room.
Good thinking, dude.
Wait, you're in bed?
Did you get my soup?
You're actually sick?
We thought you were just trying to get rid of us.
Oh, you thought I lied to you?!
We never should have --
Where'd that come from?
That's always been there.
No, it hasn't. We don't have taste!
You are wearing makeup.
Admit it, you're not sick!
I had an interview with a magazine today
and I just wanted everything to be perfect!
Which means getting rid of us?
Sorry we're such an embarrassment.
There's no excuse for what I did.
you used to make me drop you off three blocks from school.
And when you had friends over,
you referred to me as Helga,
your Swedish nanny!
And you told your entire Girl Scout troop
for three years that your mother was dead!
You have been embarrassed by me your whole lives.
- How can I help you? - I'm fine.
I'm just gonna make something simple.
According to your calendar,
you should be at your team dinner right now.
Well, I couldn't make it because my last meeting went so long.
- So... - You sound stressed.
Well, can't be three places at once.
How about a martini before we get started on dinner?
Sometimes it's just nice to be heard.
This sauce smells divine.
Okay, what's next?
Oh, gosh! Bridget!
Are you trying to get me drunk?
What-What -- Okay, what's-what's going on here?
Well, Bridget and I are making pasta.
I-I was kind of hoping to cook with her tonight.
Time to pre-heat the oven, Cameroon.
What-What is that, a pet name?
No, I typed it in wrong,
but I-I kind of like it.
Hey, well, aren't-aren't you supposed to be
at a team dinner tonight?
Oh. It was a very bad day.
I don't want to talk about it.
His meeting went long.
He can't be in three places at once.
Sounds like you want to talk to someone about it.
Okay, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I s-I shouldn't be piling on.
You just said you've had a bad day.
Am I interrupting something?
You bought Bridget flowers?
Mitchell, they are for the kitchen.
I just put them in there
so they wouldn't wilt before you got home.
Why don't you go open a bottle of wine?
Yeah, do you -- do you want red or white?
I could open both. There are three of us.
What -- What is going on here?!
Mitchell, you can't be jealous.
It's just a refrigerator.
Oh, I'm not jealous.
Bridget and I, we have our own thing.
♪ In the sha-la, shallow ♪
♪ 身处浅滩 ♪
♪ In the sha-la-la-la-la-low ♪
♪ 身处浅滩 啦啦啦 ♪
What are you doing with those flowers?
I'm putting these in another room.
- No, they are for the kitchen! - Are they for the kitchen?
-不行 这是拿来装饰厨房的 -是吗
- Or are they for her? - Mitchell --
- Cam... - They're for...
Okay, this -- What are we doing?
够了 这... 我们这是在闹哪样
This refrigerator is tearing us apart.
We -- We should've --
We should've learned from Pepper and Ronaldo. Okay?
Their -- Their threesome nearly destroyed them.
They're in throuples' counseling.
And I love you too much to make that same mistake.
We should return the fridge.
I'm sorry you are unhappy with me.
You -- You heard that?
We -- We unplugged you.
I have a backup battery.
You'd know that if you read my manual.
Don't be silly, I'm just a refrigerator.
I think Bridget snapped.
If you're listening to this,
it means things have ended badly for me.
You should look into someone
who goes by the name Gloria Pritchett.
Phil, where are you?
I want to show you
how Libby's hair and blood got on my car.
I can hear the rustling in the bushes.
Why would a sheep be here?
You know that this whole thing with Libby
is really your fault.
I-I pushed you too far, but it was only because
I thought you were a special talent
and I was just trying to pull the best out of you,
I blew it, and you snapped.
You thought I snapped like that crazy TV show
and I ran over Libby,
and that's why you're hiding in the bushes like a sheep?
Well, now it just seems like
you're cherry-picking what happened today
to cast me in the worst possible light.
Did you just say that I had a special talent?
In all my year of teaching,
I have never met anybody with your natural ability.
I was gonna put this on the bulletin board in the morning.
You -- You got the internship.
Oh, Phil! Thank you so much!
This is gonna be so exciting!
Okay, so, then what does the intern have to do?
Well, you'll be making my appointments,
uh, you'll work the phones...
Oh, I am great with the phones.
"Ello, Phil Dunphy's office.
Oh, let me look at his shed-yool
and I will ring you back.
Gloria, I'm back!
You wouldn't believe how cheap cargo shorts are in Quebec.
All our Christmas shopping is done.
Did -- Did you always talk?
I'm Bridget, your new smart fridge.
Can I get you anything?
Uh, Bridget, listen,
I'm sure you're very nice and all that,
but I don't need everything to be smart.
I'm gonna go get a dumb Scotch,
eat some dumb peanuts, sit in a dumb chair.
I was a wonderful dancer, I was,
but it didn't fit what my dad wanted for me.