No, Margaret, I want you to triple check
不 玛格丽特 我希望你
with the compliance officer about that.
What are you doing?
I'm working on a little something.
You know how when you're making pancakes,
- your hands are always full? - No.
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Well, this'll solve that.
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Did you take the batteries out of the smoke detector for this?
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No, no, still here. Still here.
不 我还在 还在呢
Yeah, no, I want to read the investor statement this afternoon,
but, Dom, you're gonna have to resend it.
You accidentally e-mailed me the first chapter of your novel,
and just a tiny little note,
maybe not all bosoms are heaving.
Work call on a Saturday morning?
You probably don't want to get into this right now,
but is this a bald spot or the center of your swirl?
My job has been miserable.
I'm always working, I never sleep,
and all I do is clean up other people's messes
because I'm the only adult in the room.
but to people I don't love.
For years, you supported me
while I juggled realtoring and -- and juggling.
And now it's my turn to support you.
Anything that's not work, I'm your guy.
Hey, look at you guys. So playful.
When I get married,
I hope my wife and I never lose that sense of whimsy.
- Thank you, Luke. - What do you want?
-谢谢你 卢克 -你有什么事
Okay, here's the deal.
My buddy Scooter and I
came up with this really cool business idea.
We think it's gonna be huge.
That's great, pal!
We are so proud of you.
Get to the bad part.
There is no bad part.
Actually, you guys are gonna make money.
Because I have to drop out of school to do it.
You're not dropping out of school.
- Honey... - No.
But we should've seen it coming.
After all, his dad is the creator of the Hey Batter, Batter.
The name's a placeholder.
But probably still available.
Dad, I want you to know I love your pancake shooter.
Have you seen the updates...to...
the Insta-Cold straw?
You should be on a stamp.
Has that ever not electrocuted someone?
Sometimes you have to shock a few people
before you shock the world.
That should go on your stamp.
Okay, stop flattering your dad.
You're not dropping out of school.
You're almost done!
And more importantly,
we don't quit things in this family.
Haley quit college.
And Alex quit her job in Antarctica.
And Dad has never finished a Sudoku.
Mom, this isn't some goof.
Scooter and I really believe in this idea.
Can we at least show you
in the investor presentation this afternoon?
We'd love to hear it, wouldn't we?
Yes! You guys aren't gonna be disappointed.
I'm gonna call Scooter now.
He's not dropping out of school.
You have got to listen with an open mind.
what kind of world would we live in if all parents forced their kids
to stay in school and not pursue their dreams?
No Steve Jobs, no Mark Zuckerberg,
no Cindy Crawford.
Steve Jobs put a computer in everyone's pocket.
Luke almost died taking off a hoodie on an escalator.
My point is, dreams need to be fostered.
And if I'm being honest,
I kind of love the idea of being a mentor to these two young minds.
Knock it away with a wooden spoon!
Oh, this is amazing!
Daddy so walks like that!
Why are you guys laughing?
We -- We were happy?
Were you watching that video again?
Recently, the high school dolphin mascot
has been, uh, mocking Cam during football games.
He's -- and I don't use this word lightly --
How about we get our heads in the game?!
Rick, you're gonna be streaking through.
So it's gonna be boom, boom. You got it?
I'm surprised you can't see the humor
in what the mascot is doing.
Isn't it a lot like clowning?
- What did you just say? - Are you insane?
Mascot-ing is nothing like clowning!
Clowns are descendants of the court jester,
truth-teller to the king.
Mascots know nothing of veritas and beauty.
Don't you just make wiener dogs out of balloons?
You are just jealous because no kid ever said,
"Hey, Mom, this year for my birthday,
can we get a narc?"
Okay, look, I'm -- I'm sorry.
I'm just stressed out. This mascot is under my skin!
I can't have him making me look like a fool today.
I just found out a recruiter
from the University of North Central Missouri
is coming to watch me coach.
Did you apply for a job in Missouri?
I just said I was available.
W-Without consulting me?
Well, you always said you were okay
with moving back to Missouri at some point,
turning our little family into a "farmily."
You know I hate that word.
Why? It's descriptive and fun.
And you know what? Look, if I got this job,
I would be the first openly gay college football coach
and I would think you'd support that.
And I would think that you would ask me
before uprooting our whole farmily --
Damn it, it's in there now!
Hello, mis ninos.
Thank you so much for watching the babies for a few hours.
If you have trouble telling them apart,
just take off their diapers.
I wrote George's name inside his.
There's my great-grandchildren.
Do they recognize faces?
Do I need to start slipping them cash
to let them know who's in charge?
Grandpa, you don't need to buy their love.
Buy mine, and I'll talk you up.
Are we babysitting? Should I cancel golf?
No, no, no, no, I know how important it is
for you and your friends to complain about
how young people today
are slightly different than your generation.
Vin Diesel is just Telly Savalas
without the lollipop and a great catchphrase.
Okay, and you two, I know how precious alone time is
好了 你俩 我知道新手爸妈的二人时光
- so everybody go. - Bye-bye!
Have a great afternoon!
Okay, mis niños, Gloria has planned
好了 小可爱们 歌洛莉亚为你们
a very exciting afternoon for you.
Who is ready to reject Satan
and all his empty promises?
Today, I'm having the babies secretly baptized,
both into Catholicism and into the crazy things
we do to each other in this family.
- Absolutely not! - Okay, be reasonable, Tashi.
-绝对不行 -讲点道理 扎西
I -- Tonight's a big game for me.
I -- I need to project authority,
and your antics undermine me.
Well, buckle up, Coach,
'cause I'm taking it up a giant notch
and taping today's game for my college apps.
Okay, you're gonna get into college.
You have fantastic grades.
Oh, you're right -- an Asian kid with great grades.
I need to guarantee a spot.
Mascot-ing sets me apart.
Listen, you little punk.
I could suspend you.
How would your fancy colleges
like to see that on your record, huh?
but, uh, my free expression
is protected by the Supreme Court ruling
in North Dakota vs. Bandito.
Oh, you -- you halftime hacks.
No scruples, no honor.
Is this a clown thing again?
We clowns have more humanity
in one of our whimsically oversized pinkies,
more than you do in your entire stinky costume.
You powder-faced elitists,
looking down your red noses at everybody!
Wipe the pie out of your eyes.
The revolution is coming!
- Do we really need to do this on a Saturday? - I'm sorry.
Nick was supposed to sign these
before he left for Fiji...
...and people need to get paid.
We don't all live in mansions.
This is hardly a mansion, Margaret.
Whoa, why are we writing a huge check to a shaman?
Oh, Nick took the interns on a vision quest.
Well, the female ones.
Hey, guys. Scooter's here.
Can't wait to hear this amazing idea.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Can we just remember we're on the same team
and Luke can't drop out of school?
So please don't make me the bad guy.
Honey, they're kids.
I don't want to crush their spirit.
They're just looking for a little guidance.
Oh, we're gonna guide them right back into college.
Margaret, this is gonna take a few minutes.
Do you mind hanging here while we're in the living room?
I'll just wait here in this other living room.
My God, the waste.
Mom, Dad, this is Scooter Rivael.
- Phil, Claire, nice to meet you. - Hi.
-菲尔 克莱尔 幸会 -你好
Luke said such wonderful things.
Wait. Um, you're -- you're Scooter?
I-I was expecting someone younger,
maybe wearing Heelys and a backpack.
Uh, well, my real name's Scott,
but Luke and I met at the club
where everyone calls me Scooter.
So, let's hear this big idea, huh?
Okay. Well, just like we rehearsed it.
You got this, buddy.
Remember when I took nighttime medicine in the daytime
and fell down the stairs?
I bent all your fingers back into their sockets.
Well, I had to go to three different doctors,
and every one of them made me fill out the same forms.
Introducing FormFiller Med,
a secure encrypted mobile app
that transfers your medical and insurance info
to your doctor's office with a tap of your phone.
No more filling out the same boring forms over and over again.
I ran the idea by a couple old guys at the club,
- and they loved it. - Yeah, and we weren't even drunk yet.
-他们都很喜欢 -对 而且我们当时还没醉
Alcoholism kills millions of people a day.
I know what you're thinking --
Will doctors go for this?
We polled over 200 doctors and medical personnel,
and 93% said that they would happily pay our monthly fee
to reduce their administrative load.
But don't, uh, doctor's offices
all use, like, different systems?
Great question, Claire.
The top two medical software systems
have 90% market share,
and we're compatible with both.
Wow. And, uh, what do you do, Scooter?
厉害 那你负责做什么 斯库特
Other than befriend children, I mean.
I'm a venture capitalist.
I've invested in 22 companies over the last 30 years
and personally led three of them
from initial concept through IPO.
You ever thought about starting a business
with, um, I don't know, your -- your own son?
Let me show you the device itself.
All a doctor's office has to do
is plug this into the USB slot of their reception room computer.
A patient opens the app on their phone
and taps it against the device.
And just like that,
all of your encrypted and pertinent
medical and insurance information
is instantly in your doctor's database.
Well, I am so sorry, guys,
but I like filling out medical forms,
and I think there are millions of
hardworking Americans just like me,
so this Shark is out.
Oh, good luck with that one.
She's a lot tougher than me.
Well, it brings me absolutely no joy to say this.
Luke, I'm impressed.
- But...? - But nothing.
how much I hate filling out those medical forms?
It seems like you have really done your homework,
and most importantly, you got a great partner here.
Um, I have Nick on the phone from Fiji.
We're in the middle of something, Margaret.
He says it's an emergency.
He's on my phone.
It's in the solarium.
It's a bay window, Margaret.
We did it, buddy!
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
It's not settled yet.
Well, I thought we heard a yes.
No, I'm -- I'm still having a conversation with my wife.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Maybe kick off those rubber-soled shoes
while I grab you an instantly cold beverage.
"I'm just your husband." "Oh, your husband?"
"You're gossiping. That's what I do."
Looks like someone had a fight.
Hey, um, Mrs. Pasternack.
Um, was it that obvious?
Eh. I say that to everyone.
More often than not, I'm right.
No thanks, I'm -- I'm good.
Everyone's always trying to change each other.
It's like, I'm an adult film director
who collects Precious Moments Dolls.
So, what's up with you two?
Uh, Cam started looking for a job out of state
with-- without consulting me.
Don't worry. You'll meet someone else.
No, he wants me to go with him.
Ah, that's the Cam I know.
He's always going on about you.
Haven't you ever seen his Facebook page?
He's obsessed with you.
"How gorgeous does Mitchell look in this picture?"
"Proud to be married to a man who fights for justice."
"Mitchell over his cold.
Hope my hubby brings the love tonight."
Ew, my dad liked that. Euch.
All right, Lily, I'm on my way to the game.
好吧 莉莉 我要去看比赛了
The dolphin is eviscerating Dad.
Oh, if it was me, he would totally do something.
But what?! Ah, just give me a sign!
Is there any way I could just throw money at it?
Except for Father Ramirez,
all the priests I asked
were "Uncomfortable" with my secret baptism.
They said it was "borderline kidnapping,"
that they found my trickery "devilish."
It's like, when did Catholics become so judgmental?
Why do you sound surprised?
You cut my brakes or something?
What the hell's a priest doing here?
Oh, it's just a check-up.
One of the babies maybe is...possessed.
Wait, are you baptizing them behind Haley
and what's-his-name's back?
You can't do that to other people's kids!
It's not a big deal.
If it works, the babies are protected,
their souls are safe,
and they're gonna spend eternity in Heaven.
it's just like I gave them a little bath.
"Viejo." I know that word.
Did Father Time here just call me old?
Okay, let's all calm down.
Let's introduce the babies to the one true God,
then we'll have some coffee cake.
You know you're crossing a line here.
Haley and Dylan doesn't even have to know.
Why is there a priest here?
I told you, Poppy's possessed!
Everybody can see it but you.
Why didn't you just ask us?
I did. I did ask you.
You said yes. I think you were very drunk.
do you really want this baptism?
We've barely thought about it.
Dylan did say that he was going to research some religions.
I'm halfway through this Jim Jones documentary.
So far, that religion seems pretty cool.
I'm sorry that I didn't ask you before.
I really wanted to do this for George and Poppy.
Baptism is gonna allow their souls
to find eternal peace.
Well, there's a lot of donations
and some shame around sex,
but Christmas is fun.
I don't even know how I can decide,
but I guess it can't hurt.
You're going to the kingdom of Heaven.
And there, you're going to join the souls of some of our greats,
like Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa,
Danny DeVito when he dies.
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - What now?
-等等 等等 等等 -又怎么了
It just -- It suddenly just got very real,
and it does not feel right to end,
and I don't know why,
Grandpa, am I making too much of this? I --
Don't ask him because he doesn't even believe in God.
I just don't think
you need church, costumes, all that stuff
to feel a higher power.
But you think there is one?
Yeah, I felt it when my kids were born,
and, um, when I met this crazy woman here
that I want to spend the rest of my life with,
but, you know, it can be just a normal everyday thing, too.
You know, like the way it makes me feel
when I hear a baseball thump into a mitt
or the way Tom Waits' voice
can somehow be ugly and beautiful at the same time.
Am I making any sense?
You know, last year, Dylan and I went to Yosemite,
and we woke up really early one morning,
and it was just us and those gorgeous mountains,
a bunch of huge trees, and a family of deer.
It was so beautiful,
and it made me feel like I was connected
to something bigger than myself.
You know what, maybe one day
we can get them baptized in a church,
why don't we take them up to Yosemite
and look up and say thank you?
That sounds like a great plan, Haley.
And maybe roast some marshmallows while you're there
so that they get used to being around fire.
No, Nick, you can't keep taking money from marketing.
不 尼克 你不能一直从市场部拿钱
No, I will not stay on the phone
while you moon a cruise ship.
- Claire? - Hang on.
What was that out there?
I thought we were supposed to be on the same team.
They've got a great idea.
You're just jealous because Luke went to Scooter
Really? You don't think they're on to something?
It's an amazing idea. Okay.
But why didn't he come to me?
Because you love everything I do.
I wanted to make sure this was actually a good idea.
That is so smart.
How is someone this handsome --
Okay, this is what I'm talking about.
I love inventing with you, but this is a business.
And Scooter has a lot of experience.
That doesn't take away from
all of the things that we've made together.
All of that stuff brought me here.
- Really? - You can't spell FormFiller without Phil.
But you know you can, right?
The man's hurting. I'm throwing him a bone.
I'm proud of you, Luke.
Damn it, I'm proud of Scooter, too.
You know, seeing your guys' pitch,
and the -- the passion, that sparkle in your eye,
I -- I don't remember the last time
I saw you care about anything that much.
I don't remember the last time I did.
That's super hurtful.
No, sweetie, I'm talking about work.
没有 亲爱的 我指的是工作
I -- Honestly, I used to get up in the morning,
and I couldn't wait to get to the office.
And now I dread it.
I miss loving my job or even liking it.
Now all I do is put out fires and manage complaints
and -- and lose sleep over stuff
that really doesn't matter.
Yeah. I think I'm --
I think I'm gonna quit my job.
Is that -- Is that crazy?
Uh, no. No, not necessarily.
I mean, crazy is sticking with something
that's been making you miserable for months
when there are so many companies out there
who would want someone with your skills.
Hey, Nick, you still there?
I told my son this morning that he should never quit.
Aah! That felt so good!
It was so scary, but it was so good.
I'm so proud of you, too!
To our next adventure!
Oh, I found this in the wine cellar.
It's a basement, Margaret.
No, no, close the gap!
快 快 超过他
Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball!
球 球 球 球 球
It was a nightmare.
The biggest opportunity of my career,
and I couldn't focus.
I tried not to make any mockable movements.
David Tashi was just operating at too high a level.
But then something wonderful happened.
That's when I realized I knew that chicken --
those weak punches,
a run that said "pick me last" in gym class.
It was my Mitchell.
Okay, guys, come on! Let's huddle up. Huddle up.
大伙 过来 围过来 集合
Let's get out there and play our hearts out.
Let's go, let's go! Bring it in!
走吧 走吧 快过来
Pitkowski, come on.
Something more interesting going on over there?
Yeah, does anybody else
see the dolphin fighting the chicken?
'Cause I got hit pretty hard in the head earlier.
All right, let's go.
All right, so this is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go up, right, you're gonna be cutting...
He went to go return the chicken costume.
That was like two hours ago.
Is that you in the mascot costume?
Is someone forcing you to do that?
Okay, then get in the car now.
I stayed in California.
I married outside of my religion.
I spend every waking moment with your family.
But my love is not unconditional.
I love it when they honk from me.