Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers --
我们还需要买红酒 芝士 鲜花...
Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Yeah, and we need a hostess gift
for Longinus' Friendsgiving party.
You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
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- It's too much. - I know.
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But what do you expect from somebody
who changed their name
from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
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Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00
if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving!
Like, when we all go around the table
and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
No. No, I'm sorry. Sorry.
不 不行 抱歉
Even skipping the party, we're barely gonna make it in time.
Let's divvy these up and meet back here.
- Oh, hi, Mitch! - Hi, Ronaldo.
-你好啊 米奇 -你好 罗纳多
What -- Let me guess. Those are for Longinus?
I would never get something this shabby for that judgy queen.
- No, my mom is in the hospital. - Oh, my God.
-不是 我妈在住院 -天啊
Will I see you guys at the party?
Oh, unfortunately no.
Uh, this day has turned into something of a nightmare.
We just split up.
We just needed so many different things,
it was easier to separate.
So, anyway, happy Thanksgiving.
Tell everyone I said hi.
Super sad news.
Guess who just broke up.
Hint -- you owe me 50 bucks.
Luke, stop eating all the marshmallows.
Those yams need all the help that they can get.
Alex, how's the stuffing?
Why do we even have this stupid holiday?
Mom and Dad have been incredible --
letting me, Dylan, and the twins live with them,
helping with midnight feedings, bedtime stories.
Dylan loves it when my dad does the voices.
So, I'm giving my mom a break
from cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
I wanted to do something special
to thank them for being there for me.
I'm sorry. I've just, um...
I've become such a beautiful person.
Happy Thanksgiving, Jay.
Oh, I can slide over if you want to watch this with me.
Nah. I never saw the point of a parade without tanks.
I'm gonna take the plane out for a spin.
You want to come with?
I played it cool, but I was pretty jazzed.
It's been 10 years since Jay asked me
to go model-plane flying with him, and I was, uh...
I was eager to replace that memory
with a -- a be-- a better one.
Okay, let's do it!
Where are you guys going?
Oh, nowhere special.
Let's just say that Jay's asked me to join his mile high club.
Let's not say that.
You know, years ago, I almost joined
the female-dominated world of flight attendants.
My fellow nurses still needle me about it.
Uh, actually, Jay's pretty particular about --
Looks like we're having a threesome!
You're embarrassing yourself.
The turkey is still frozen in the middle!
Hot on the outside, cold on the inside --
reminds me of a certain someone.
- Please don't ask. - Sure.
Ugh, this pie filling is so sour.
Yeah, it's devastating when you expect something to be sweet
but ends up being intense psychosexual torture.
I don't want to talk about it.
- Cool, cool. - Don't worry.
Luke's famous Jell-o mold is here to save your sorry butts.
I can't have the one nice thing I've done
for Mom and Dad be a disaster!
Alex, um, call you please call that chef that you're dating?
That pompous weirdo?
I purposely broke up with him before the holidays.
If I call him now,
I will be stuck with him until New Year's.
There's a school of thought
it can even stretch out to Valentine's Day.
Once you pass Thanksgiving, it's the Wild West.
Okay! Her name is Jessica.
We met during a Santa Ana wind,
and we all know what Raymond Chandler said --
So no need to repeat it.
Alex, please. How weird can your chef be?
艾丽克斯 拜托了 你那个大厨能有多怪
I don't know if it's 'cause he's a chef
and they can be controlling,
and I know there's lots of different "love languages,"
he puppets me.
You want them to be super thin and uniform, like this.
You're tearing up from the onions.
You know, maybe I'll just go to the bathroom and do this.
Okay. Sure. Let's go.
Oh, Joe! You're doing place cards?
Doesn't Manny usually take care of seating?
He's "going through something."
I'm sure we'll hear a spoken word about it soon enough.
You really are turning into a 4-foot version of my dad.
That will never not be weird.
Gloria, you do laundry?
Or are you hiding a pregnancy?
No. The housekeeper quit.
I really love working for Phil full-time for very little money,
but I didn't realize
how hard it was going to be balancing everything.
I know. That's why I love not working.
Finally, enough time to get everything done.
You don't miss facing new challenges,
the fire of competition,
that sense of accomplishment?
I mean, of course, I worried I was the type of person
who needed to be busy all the time, but it's like a drug --
after a couple of weeks of withdrawal,
I am finally comfortable doing nothing.
Oh, what kind of pie did you get,
pun'kin, pee-can, sweet pataytuh?
南瓜瓜馅 山核桃桃馅 还是甜土豆豆馅的
Flourless chocolate cake.
Let's see you try and country that up.
My phone's in my pocket.
Here, would you grab it? I can't get it.
- Who is it? - Oh, it's from Jotham.
"Just heard. I'm so sorry. How are you doing?"
"我刚听说了 非常遗憾 你还好吗"
- What's that about? - I have no idea.
- "Sending all my love, Camembert. Call me." - What?
-"我的心与你同在 卡麦小芝士 打给我" -啥
"Ronaldo told me about you and Mitchell.
Broken-heart emoji, tear emoji,
Tammy Faye Bakker crying Gif."
What did Ronaldo tell him?
No clue. I-I just saw him here, and he asked where you were,
不知道啊 我刚在这碰见他 他问你在哪
and I told him that we split up to shop and that --
Oh, my God. He thinks we actually split up.
Oh, and it's gone viral.
Well, there are two things a gay can't sit on --
a plastic patio chair and a juicy bit of gossip.
Well, it's nice to see how supportive our friends are being.
Yeah. It's nice how quickly they reached out to --
是啊 他们真好 第一时间就联系...
It's like it's mocking me.
I-I'm sure the texts were meant for both of us.
That's not how it works, okay?
They're not thanking us for brunch.
We're getting a divorce!
Why is no one calling me?!
Well, maybe because they think you're the --
the stronger, less emotional one.
That's crazy. Just because I'm strong
doesn't mean I don't need my friends at a time like this!
Y-You realizing this isn't actually happening, right?
If the shoe was on the other foot, you would be freaking out.
Yes -- which is why I'm getting all the texts.
Ohh, from Steven and Stefan in Capri.
Oh. Text back, uh, "Do not fly home. I'm doing okay."
回短信跟他们说 "别特地飞回来 我没事"
I thought this wasn't really happening!
Barrel roll into an S-turn...
and a little thing I call Pritchett-Switch-It.
That just looks like a right-hand turn.
It would to an amateur.
You're an artist, Jay.
The sky's your canvas.
Oh, should we do the hoop?
Hey, champ, take this out to the middle of the field
Guess it's "champ's" turn.
Are -- Are we sure champ doesn't need to see
how it's done properly first?
I mean, it's not just standing there.
Dylan, just stand there!
What a wonderful shared experience!
Now, stay out there.
We'll do it again.
Kid's a natural. He didn't even flinch.
Bravery or a sluggish brain -- guess we'll never know.
Just, uh, I'm -- I'm a little annoyed
that Dylan's horning in on our thing.
Hey, you know what, my hands are cramping up.
You want to take over for me here?
- Really? - Yeah.
Listen, i-is it possible that you're angry at Dylan
听着 你生迪兰的气 有没有可能
for something more than today?
Well, he did take the last waffle this morning.
I think it's more about -- he took your firstborn.
Now, I've been there.
It's only natural, you know.
Us dads, we're very protective of our daughters, but, uh...
我们当爸爸的 对女儿的保护欲很强 但是...
In fact, you may get a very strong impulse
to fly that plane right into the guy,
What? I-I would -- I would never hurt Dylan.
Why would you even think I'd have that impulse?
I don't know. I thought...
you know, the way you were looking at him....
Is that what you were thinking 10 years ago?
A-All this time, I thought it was my fault!
I-I moved my head at the last second.
But you hit me on purpose!
Don't be ridiculous! I just --
You just what, Jay?
Thought it'd be fun to fly a plane into my face?
What kind of monster does that to another human be--
Okay, I think it's good for now.
Oh, yeah, yeah. You need to enjoy your "me" time.
Yesterday, I had three open houses.
I was running around all day,
solving problems, creating value...
Ay, it was exhausting.
Yeah. Don't miss that.
Oh, and one of the houses was filthy!
All the windows needed to be washed.
But I am one to talk.
Follow my instructions, and we can save this meal.
- Who are you? - Manny.
Wrong. In this kitchen, you don't have a name. Stir.
错 在这个厨房里 你没有名字 搅拌
Well, this is a fun energy.
Do you happen to have a cousin
partial to Western skirts and terrifying mood swings?
We need him. Just do it.
Those carrots are a mess.
You really know what you want.
That needs more salt.
That needs more cream.
And, Alex, I have a souffle in that oven
valiantly trying to rise.
Would you mind not pounding those walnuts
like you're Quasimodo just going at his bell?
You know what, Neil? I don't know how --
知道吗 尼尔 我不知道如何...
Are these too hot?
Claire? Why are you washing our windows?
They were really dirty, and your mom found a pole.
You know, funny coincidence --
last week, I was offered the top job
at a company that makes poles.
Yeah, I'm going through something, too.
Anyway, I turned the job down,
but I think I'm reconsidering it.
Her name is Jessica.
I know that poles aren't as sexy as closets.
But people really seem to like them,
and they are famously recession-proof.
Oh, God. I think I made a terrible mistake.
I got to call those people and get that job before it goes away.
我得打给那些人 接受那份工作 不然就给别人了
- Because -- - Don't do it, Claire! It's beneath you!
-因为 -别打 克莱尔 那工作配不上你
Manny, show some respect!
If it weren't for poles,
you would be pledging allegiance to a floor mat!
- Now, give me my phone! - No!
You can't take a job on the rebound.
It'll feel good for a minute,
but then you're plummeting down a K-hole of paranoia and regret.
How was your week?
Fine. I'll tell you why I'm wearing a turtleneck.
After Sherry dumped me,
I dated the first girl who would have me --
ironically, the leading rebounder on our basketball team.
That's where she hit me with her mouth guard.
I've tried to leave her,
but she just palms my head, and I run in place.
Well, I'm sorry this is happening to you, Manny,
but what does this have to do with --
She's the pole company, Claire.
Learn from my mistake --
unless you want a compromising Polaroid of you
hung up very high in the women's locker room.
I might need to borrow that ladder later.
Do you want to help me shop online later
for some power suits?
Oh, God, I miss wearing comfortable clothes
all the time, like you do.
Yep. It sounds like a lot of fun.
A terrific job. Keep going!
I have been sweating ever since I got here.
Did you trick me into doing your housework?
That phone did not ring!
You're walking away because you know you're guilty!
And take those shoes off! I just did the floors!
My friends' reaction to our "divorce"
really bothered me.
So I made an excuse to Cam
and went over to Longinus' party.
I wanted the friends to know
that I am just as emotionally needy as Cam!
I can't believe you came.
Oh, my God. How's Cam?!
- Yes, how is he? - Cam's fine. He's fine.
-是啊 他还好吗 -小卡很好 他没事
It was just a big misunderstanding.
We're not getting a divorce.
Well, girl, come on in.
Let's get you two drinks --
one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Well, I-I could use it.
I mean, even though it's-it's not true about the divorce,
it could be -- you know, someday.
And that just-that just makes me so, so...
"The Fast and the Furious"!
Okay, this isn't charades.
- That's your sad? - Yes.
- That's your sad? - Yeah.
And I-I really need your support right now.
Wait, something new is happening.
How can you not see how emotionally raw I am right now?
Nothing lasts forever.
What happens when it's over?
Poor Cam. He is so fragile.
- He's really gonna lose it. - We'll be there for him.
Who will be there to dry these tears?
It wasn't me this time. He did it to himself.
when you purposely flew that plane into my face.
You're a monster, Jay.
Who are you calling a monster?
Um, he just said -- Jay.
This isn't worth it!
Why do I do anything with people?
I'm pretty sure you don't have a concussion,
but I'm gonna stay here just in case,
so you don't fall asleep.
Gloria, should you go get Mrs. D?
Oh, yeah, sure. I'll see if I can find her.
And a Happy Thanksgiving to you.
Oh, that's a lot of attitude. You sound like my dad.
There you are. So, I just, uh, got a text message from Longinus.
Said you left your sunglasses at his Friendsgiving party --
the one you decreed we didn't have enough time to go to.
Mitchell, you owe me an apology.
I owe you an apology?
I may not have brought a gift to Longinus' party,
but I sure left with one.
It's like he's never seen someone cry before.
Just think of something sad.
Like when a pet died,
or when L'Michael was a seat filler at the Golden Globes
and got to sit next to Nicole Kidman.
Ptolemy, you must get over that.
Look, the only reason we all rallied around Cam was,
last time y'all broke up,
he was shattered and you seemed fine.
Apparently, years ago,
Cam invented a breakup that never really happened,
just so he could gauge how much support he could count on
in the event of the real thing.
It's my fault for loving him too much!
- You can do so much better. - Don't do this to yourself.
- Honey. - Yes.
You turned everyone against me!
Because in a breakup, friends choose a side,
and I'm-I'm more fragile, and I would need them more.
I was just preparing for an emergency.
I didn't yell at you when you bought that, uh, earthquake kit.
You told them I disappear for days at a time.
Which you wouldn't know about
had you not gone to the party behind my back.
Where's the trust, Mitchell?
Looks like a good place to hide from the drama.
Dad, I am so mad at your wife right now.
- I need a guest house. - No, no, no.
She-She has completely taken advantage of my restlessness
and basically turned me into her housekeeper.
How? By doing something the wrong way,
knowing you'll jump in and do it the right way?
What's wrong with me? Why can't I get these clean?
I am partly to blame.
I'm not good at doing nothing.
How did they get fingerprints on the inside of the glass?
You know, I had a similar experience when I turned the company over to you.
It wasn't the activity that I missed.
I missed being the boss.
Oh! Yeah. I hear you there.
Giving orders, people scared of you.
I like day drinking, but nothing beats being drunk with power.
Do you know how many unfunny jokes I told at the office?
- None? - Exactly.
Knock knock. "Ha ha ha ha!
Good one, boss! Ha ha ha ha!
太好笑啦 老板 哈哈哈哈哈
How do you keep coming up with them?"
God, I miss them.
How did you get over it?
I didn't wait around for someone to put me in charge again.
I made my own opportunity.
Better than poles.
Oh, yeah. I hear things.
Dylan is on twin duty,
so I'm gonna make sure you don't fall asleep.
I've been asleep for the last 10 years.
Imagine finding out the plane crash you were in was no accident.
Well, you're not alone.
Jay did something very similar to me
when Mitchell and I first got together.
He "accidentally" bumped me with his car --
a real car, not a -- not a toy.
I was pretty bruised up.
I just -- I just assumed it was because
he didn't want his son with a boyfriend,
but he thought Mitchell could do better.
It was a-a bit of a shock.
But then, once I became a father,
I realized how protective you can be over your kid.
There was a little boy on Lily's soccer team always teasing her,
so at the end-of-the-season party,
I may have nudged him face-first
into a freshly fried funnel cake.
It is possible that I have more in common
with dads like Jay than I would like to admit.
Sorry I ate the last waffle, Mr. D.
I've been so hungry lately.
I wonder if that means we're pregnant again.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
糟糕 糟糕 糟糕
A warren of starving rabbits wouldn't eat these carrots.
I'm starting to wonder if our relationship should just be sexual.
Okay, Neil, honestly --
好了 尼尔 说实话...
Hey, hey, hey, you lovebirds! Time for that later.
We got a meal to finish.
Can somebody call FEMA? This meringue is a disaster.
I just did what you told me.
Oh, really? I told you to underbeat the egg whites?
I really think --
I think. You do.
Oh, Neil. Are you done with Alex?
'Cause I'm having trouble slivering these almonds.
I think I overreacted earlier.
I want to apologize.
If I'm being honest, maybe on some level...
I really did want to hit you with that plane.
Maybe I, uh, understand better
why a father might want to protect a daughter.
I banged Cam up pretty good before I gave him the nod.
He never figured it out.
I get the impulse. I'm -- I'm guilty of it myself.
But there's got to be a better way of handling anger
than hurting someone, right?
If this was the first Thanksgiving,
your gravy would be the worst thing
this country has done to Native Americans!
What a senseless accident.
It's not the end of the world.
Chefs don't need to smell things.
You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here.
What a splendid idea.
Enjoy the souffle.
Whoa. What's going on? Did I just hear the chef leave?
It's hopeless. I can't even tell what this was.
Well, I'll see if there's a restaurant that can take us.
I'm just going home.
No. No, no, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa! No!
No one is going anywhere.
Listen, you know what? We can salvage this Thanksgiving.
Phil, you get the salad started.
Luke, anything you don't need
dental records to identify, save.
Alex, that guy was an idiot. Pick better boyfriends.
艾丽克斯 那男的就是个傻逼 找个好点的
I'm sorry, Mom. I so wanted to do this for you.
对不起了 妈 我很想帮你搞定的
You gave me the best gift ever.
I'm bossing people around again!
Luke, chop some carrots.
Look, I guess I just --
I didn't think I would be able to survive if you ever left me.
And I still don't.
And the party wasn't that fun.
Something was missing.
Oh, I love when you say things without really saying them.
You meant me, right?
Man without a face.
What is wrong with you people?
If you want to see crying,
he should come and see me in the kitchen
with all these dirty dishes.
Fine. I'll do plates and I'll do silverware.
But nothing that requires soaking.
You guys are so cute.
Poppy is going to need a personality.
He's gonna be a good dad.