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翻译：脸盆王子 夜蓝 伊森先生 薄荷小瑾 Jellobird
时间轴：阿包 小式 涛米鬼怪 Ans Sung1219
Three weeks, and we're still no close to cracking this.
Right! Bring him in!
This is the best party ever!
A dragon is approaching!
Fear not, for here come the valiant knights to save us!
What do you mean she's not coming?
I have a backyard full of these little girls
who are counting on the visit from the Fairy Princess!
I do not want a refund! I want the Fairy Princess!
Please, please, I'm begging you!
求你了 求你了 救人一命
You know what? I hope you can't sleep at night,
you crusher of little girls' dreams!
Oh, oh, when's the Fairy Princess coming?
Alright, that's enough of the magic show!
Wait, did you hear that?
It sounded like the twinkling sounds of magical fairy dust.
It's the Fairy Princess,
It is I, GruTinkerbell!
The most magical Fairy Princess of all!
I am here to wish Princess Agnes,
A very happy birthday!
How come you're so fat?
my house is made of candy!
And sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!
How come you have...
Okay, time for cake!
Thank you, GruTinkerbell!
You're the best Fairy Princess ever!
You are welcome, little girl!
I know it's really you, Gru.
I'm just pretending for the other kids.
Hey there, Gru, Mister Life of the party!
你好 格鲁 派对狂人先生
So, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,
but my friend Natalie, is recently single, and...
No, no, no! Get off the limb, right now!
Come on! She's a riot!
She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time,
looks aren't that important to her!
Look, Jill, it's not happening.
Seriously, I'm fine.
Okay, fine, forget Natalie.
How about my cousin Linda?
Oh, I know someone whose husband just died...
I'm sorry, I did not see you there.
Kyle, stop! Stop doing your business on the Petunias!
There you go, go to Fred's. Go crazy.
去吧 尿在弗雷德的花上 尿爽点
What, I didn't, what.. Yes?
Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.
You're gonna have to come with me.
Oh, sorry, I'm... Freeze Ray!
You really should announce your weapons after you fire them,
Oh, it works so good.
Get, in, there, you, big, man!
Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.
I apologize for our methods in getting you here.
I'd do it again in a heartbeat! I am not gonna lie,
I enjoyed that. Every second of it,
Gave me bit of a buzz, actually...
That's enough, Agent Wilde.
Okay, this is bogus!
I don't know who you think you people are, but...
We are the Anti-Villain League.
An ultra secret organization
dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.
Rob a bank, we're not interested.
Kill someone, not our deal.
But you were to melt the polar ice caps,
or vaporize Mount Fuji,
First of all, you got no proof that I did that.
Second, after I did do that, I put it back.
We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru.
That's why we brought you here.
I am the league director, Silas Ramsbottom.
Recently, an entire top secret lab disappeared
from the Arctic Circle.
Yeah. The entire lab, just...
没错 整个实验室 就这样
Gone. Where did it go?
The lab was devoted to experiments involving PX-41.
A transmutation serum.
What is PX-41, you ask?
You usually don't see that in bunnies.
In the wrong hands,
could be the most devastating weapon on Earth.
it has a very distinct chemical footprint.
And, using the latest chem tracking technology,
we found traces of it in the Paradise Mall.
one of these shop owners is a master criminal.
And that's where you come in. As an ex-villain,
you know how a villain thinks, and acts.
The plan is, to set you up undercover at a shop in the mall,
where hopefully, you'll be able to...
Okay! I see where this is going
with all the "Mission: Impossible" stuff.
I'm a father now. And, a legitimate businessman.
I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies.
"Jams and jellies".
So thanks, but no thanks.
And here's a tip: instead of teasing people, and kidnapping them,
maybe you should just give them a call!
Good day, Mr. Sheepbutt!
Oh, yeah, like I said it better!
Look, I probably shouldn't be saying this, but...
Your work as a villain, was kind of, amazing.
So if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome.
Hey, I told you guys to get to bed!
So, when are you going on your date?
Remember? Ms. Jillian said she was arranging a date for you.
Yeah, well, she is a nutjob and I'm not going on any date.
Hey, did you guys see the moon landing on TV?
Can you believe it? It's so cool!
- You know what? - Excuse me, Lisa?
-知道吗 -打扰一下 丽萨
- I talked to alien the other day. - no way.
Hey, Lisa, I was wondering...
Lisa's got Gruties!
I just, I've no interest in going on a date, that's all!
who are you texting?
No one! Just my friend Avery.
Avery. Eh? Avery?
Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?
No! No, it doesn't matter,
unless it's a boy!
I know what makes you a boy.
Sometimes I stare at it,
and imagine a little chick popping out.
Hey, Tim, nice haircut!
Tommy, hang in there, baby!
汤米 再坚持一下 伙计
It's almost Friday!
So, how's today's batch, Dr. Nefario?
I developed a new formula which allowed me
to get every known kind of berry in a one flavor of jelly.
Love the flavor of...
It's horrible, isn't it?
Oh, we're making great progress!
Just because everybody hates it,
doesn't mean it's not good!
Listen, Gru. There's something
I've been meaning to talk to you about for some time now.
I miss being evil.
Sinister plots, large-scale crimes,
It's what I live for!
I mean, don't you think there's more for our future than jelly?
Well, I'm also considering a line of jams.
The thing is, Gru, I've now been recruited elsewhere.
You're kidding, right?
This is a great opportunity for me,
live a life more evil, more central.
Let us give you, the proper send-off.
The highest honor awarded,
for your years of service,
the 21 Fart Gun Salute!
Uhh, I counted twenty-two.
Farewell, my friends.
This may take a while.
Go about your business!
I miss you already!
Are you sure we should be doing this?
Yes, it's for his own good.
Okay, we need to choose a picture.
Good morning, girls, I have an announcement to make!
早上好 姑娘们 我要宣布一件大事
Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
Okay, what are you doing?
We're setting you off for online dating!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
And it's time for you to get out there.
No, stop. No one is ever getting out there!
不行 别说了 没人要去找伴儿
Now, for the announcement.
I have accepted a new job!
Yes, I have been recruited
by a top secret agency
to go undercover and save the world.
You're gonna be a spy?
That's right, baby!
Gru's back in the game
with gadgets, and weapons and cool cars!
我会拥有各种装备 武器 还有靓车
Are you really gonna save the world?
Alright, here is the cupcake recipe I got off the internet.
And don't go nuts with the sprinkles!
Wasn't expecting that!
Oh, you, you got, you got....
Umm... umm... a little...
Here, I'll get it.
Uhmm, it's just spreading.
Alright, alright. I got this.
好了 好了 我自己擦
I'll let you get it.
What you just saw there was a little something new
I've been working on. It's a combination of
Jujitsu, Krav maga,
Aztec warfare, and Krumping.
Okay, that's weird.
Why are you here?
On assignment from Silas.
I'm your new partner!
Ramsbottom didn't say anything about a partner.
Well, seems that because of your checkered past,
everyone else refused to work with you.
And I'm new. So I'm gonna have to do what they tell me anyway.
Yes, he's one of my minions.
I should have known.
You are free to go!
You can leave now.
So, what do we got?
Who's on the list ?
The head of Bloom and Top,
proprietor of the Mum's the World floral shop.
Chad Kenny, owner of "Stuff a Bear".
Buenos Dias, my friends!
Owner of "Salsa & Salsa" Restaurant,
across the mall.
Now open for breakfast.
Gru! And this is Lucy,
This is just gonna take un momento.
I am throwing a big Cinco De Mayo party.
And I am going to need 200 of your best cupcakes.
It looks something like this.
Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled.
好了 我得走了 就这么定了
I'll pick them up next week.
Come by if you get a chance, okay?
And welcome, to the Mall family.
What... what couldn't be?
That guy, looks exactly like a villain named,
from about 20 years ago.
And as the name implies,
He had a reputation of pulling a heist,
using only his bare hands!
Ah, but sadly, like all the greats,
El Macho was gone, too soon.
He died in the most macho way possible.
with 250 pounds dynamites strapped to his chest,
into the mouth, of an active volcano!
Yeah, sounds like El Macho's pretty dead?
They never found the body.
All that was ever retrieved,
of singed chest hair.
It has got to be El Macho.
So what do you say, you and I break into his restaurant.
Because I'm telling you,
if anybody in this place has the PX-41 serum,
Alright, alright, homework done,
好了 好了 作业做完了
pyjamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.
睡衣穿上了 牙也刷了 该睡觉了
What's the big hurry?
I just, I have a lot of work to do.
What kind of work?
Very important business.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs...
晚安 做个好梦 别让臭虫
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
But you said you'd help me
practice my part for the mother's day show.
Let me hear it, quickly.
"She kisses my boo-boos.
She braids my hair.
My mother is beyond compare.
We love you, mothers everywhere."
Wow, that was, something else!
I really like the way you smiled at the end.
Let's try this one more time
but a tinsy-bit less like a zombie.
"She kisses my boo-boos.
She braids my hair..."
Perfect! Time to go.
I don't think I should do this.
Wha.... what do you mean?
I don't even have a mom.
Well, you don't need one
you did the Veterans Day pageant.
You haven't been in combat.
Okay, well, then, maybe you can just use your imagination.
You mean, I pretend I have a mom?
Right? You can do that, can't you?
Yeah! I do that all the time.
Kevin, Jerry, watch the girls for me, okay?
凯文 杰瑞 帮我看好孩子
Dave, Stewart, come this way, with me. Come on!
戴夫 斯图尔特 跟我过来 快点
We're stealth ninjas.
Alright, El Macho, you're going down.
好了 猛爷 你死定了
What are you doing?
Checking for laser beam alarm triggers.
It's a restaurant!
You never know what kind of booby traps this guy could've set.
There are no booby traps.
Huh... it's a chicken.
Are you lost, little guy?
You must be lost.
Hah! Some guard dog!
Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!
快把它赶走 快把它赶走 快把它赶走
What is wrong with that chicken?
Hey, that Pollo is Loco.
You getting anything?
But hey, maybe you can find something with these X-ray goggles!
How is it working, tell me, tell me!
有用吗 告诉我 告诉我
What's wrong? Something wrong?
That is an image I'll never get out of my brain!
The serum's in here!
Ooh, then let's get it!
This is going to be good!
Somebody is going to die tonight.
Paulito, can you hear me?
Who would do this to such a sweet little chicken?
You coming out, or am I gonna go in?
Gru, call in your munchkins!
Get it started, come get us!
Gru! There he is.
See if you can get closer.
What are you doing here?
Well, we thought we'd come visit you at work!
So, you're saving the world in a garbage can?
Hey! There you are!
Lucy, these are my girls.
Margo, Edith and Agnes.
Oh, hey! I have an idea,
Since Lucy and I have lots of work to do,
Why don't you girls go and explore the mall?
Here is some money, go buy some useless mall junk.
Are you gonna marry Lucy?
Are you out of your gorf?
No! She just works with me.
You really, really love her!
These are sordid lies. I don't even like her.
Good luck saving the world! Bye!
Those girls totally adore you.
I think you're a fun dad.
Huh. I'm pretty fun.
Not if my wish was to ever get a hundred free coins.
This rainy day is temporary
The contrast is why we got him
Cause sunshine due is just a cloud
Away way way way way way
Way way way way way way
So what you blown a fuse
Well that happens to us all
When I come with great news
The day could change. Change change change
卷土再重来 来来来 唻唻唻
I was just going to get a cookie.
Umm... I'll catch up with you guys later.
Can I be the first to say, "Eww"!
We got to go tell Gru!
Alright, I'm going in.
If it picks up any traces of the serum,
the center of your belt buckle will make a sound like this.
Okay. I get it. I get it.
好了 我听到了 听到了
to "Eagle Hair Club".
It's about time you showed up.
You know my name?
When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged,
I make it my business to know all about them.
You're bald. And that is bad.
Here you go, my sweet.
I'm getting nothing so far.
I think you need to look around.
Wow, this looks interesting.
I take it you're an art lover?
Oh, how about this impressive trinket?
I hardly call it trinket,
- Mr. Gru. International... - Nothing.
Hold on, I'm picking up something.
Ahh... What do we have here?
These are my trial wigs.
You should take one.
So what's on the other side of the wall?
You are! Look at me! Focus!
你这人 看着我 集中精力
I promise, that this wig will transform you,
from ugly, to irresistible.
Margo has a boyfriend!
And they're going on a date!
Date?! Boyfriend?! What?!
约会 男朋友 什么
Oh, you're so funny.
Look, they're in love!
Oh, no, no. Do not say that they're---no, no, no!
不不不 别那么说 他们可没有
And my dream, is to one day, play video games for a living.
我的梦想是 有一天 能以玩游戏为生
You're so complicated.
What is going on here?
Mellamo Lama Ding Dong.
Get it free on Tuesdays.
So good to see you again, mi compadre!
Oh.. I see you have already met my father.
What the... father?
Si! Look at this crazy small world we live in, eh?
Come, sit! Let me get you something.
Oh... I'm sorry. Paulito is usually,
He had a rough night.
Well, we really should be going.
Young love, is beautiful, no?
年轻的爱情 多美好啊 是吧
They are not in love. They hardly know each other.
You are right, cabeza del nuevo.
They must get to know each other better.
Why don't you invite your girlfriend? And her family.
To our Cinco De Mayo party.
I'm sorry, El Macho?
Haven't we eliminated him as a suspect after the whole "Salsa" Incident?
Yes, but there has been a new development,
and I'm telling you, this is the guy.
You need to arrest him immediately.
His deviously charming son.
I'm pretty sure that the son is involved too.
You got to get the son!
I think that the son is the mastermind.
there's a devilish look in his eyes, and I don't like it!
Yes, but I don't believe seeing any evidence...
Evidence, schmevidence, I go with my gut, and my gut tells me,
证据个屁 我相信直觉 直觉告诉了我
that this guy is El Macho.
don't forget about the son!
The kid, gives me the creeps!
Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear...
天哪 天哪 天哪
But, on the less crazy side of things,
Gru discovered traces of the serum at Eagle Hair Club!
Yeah! And you know who made that happen?
This guy. Nailed it.
Sure, but it's not him!
No, it is him and I will prove it.
He really thinks it's El Macho.
In the summer time when the weather is high
You can stretch right up and touch the sky
When the weather's fine,
We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
Life's for livin' yeah, that's our philosophy
Sing along with us
Yeah we're hap-happy
Where the heck is Kevin?
Alright, we need to revisit
the number of vacation days you guys get.
I can't find anybody anymore!
Gru, it's Jillian!
I've got good news!
I have my friend Shannon here with me.
I was thinking you two could get some grub.
You know, tear it up,
tell Jillian, I'm not here.
Yes, he just told me!
I mean no, he didn't just tell me.
我是说 不 他没说
Agnes, where is Gru?
He's, putting on lipstick.
He's, swatting a fly.
He's, chopping a head off!
I know you're in there, Gru.
There's no way you're getting out of this.
I have to tell you I was so nervous about tonight.
I mean there's just so many phonies out there.
So, do you work out?
I mean, obviously you don't.
But would you consider it?
Physical fitness is very important to Shannon.
As you can tell, right?
We are in a restaurant,
Hi, take out for Lucy.
Your accent is so exotic.
Ah..Well, thank you very much.
- I was...- I know someone who can fix that for you.
And you'll be talking normal in no time!
Whew... Is it hot in here?
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
Are you wearing a wig?
Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine!
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna rip that thing off your head
what a bald-headed phony you are.
I don't think so, Miss Lady.
Wow, looks like your date's out for the count.
It's like she's been shot with a mild tranquilizer.
Yeah, I'm winking 'cause that's what actually happened.
Excusi, what's happening here?
Oh, she's just, uhh...
Oh.. Oh-ho-ho.. Sì! Sì.
Shall we take her home?
Well, I think you did it.
You just officially had the worst date ever.
Ohh. Tell me about it.
It can only get better from here, right?
But if it doesn't, you can always borrow my dart gun.
I do use it on, one or two dates myself.
Yeah, you know as far as dates go,
I think I'm good with just, the one.
Good night, partner.
Yes, surprisingly, it was.
Oh, and just between you and me,
You look much better bald.
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
So, I take it the date went well?
No, it was horrible.
Like I don't care baby by the way
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Bring me down, can't nothing
Bring me Down, my level is too high
Bring me down, can't nothing
Bring me down, I said
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Clap along if you know what's best what you wanna do
What are you doing here?
Our agents located a secret room in his shop last night,
It's empty but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it.
So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.
You won't get away with this!
Get your mitts off of me!
Well, now, you're free to go back to your business.
Hmmm! Jams and jellies.
And it looks like Agent Wilde
will be transferring to our Australian branch.
But thank you, for everything.
And by everything, of course I mean, nothing.
Toodles and cheerio, Mr. Gru.
And now you're going to Australia?
Well, it's not definite yet.
I'm still figuring it out.
Already been working on my accent.
Oh, here. I wanted to give you this.
Your lipstick taser?
Yeah, it's just a memento.
Just... you know.
From, the first time we met.
Oh. Thank you, Lucy.
Well, it looks like they need you.
I brought you an umbrella.
What are you doing out here?
Remember when you said that I liked Lucy?
Well, she's moving away.
I'm never going to see her again.
Is there anything I can do to help?
I don't think so, sweetheart.
Well is there anything you could do?
Hello, Lucy. This is Gru.
你好 露西 我是格鲁
our relationship has been strictly professional.
And you're leaving for Australia and all...
Okay, here is the question.
to go out on a date
Okay, that's not helping.
For real this time.
This place is awesome!
Okay, let's party!
But, first, let us go over the rules!
Because, what is fun without the rules.
Agnes, easy on the churros.
Edith, try to not kill anyone.
There must be a standard 6 feet of space,
between you and boys.
Especially this boy.
Ah, you are a funny man.
There are no rules, se?or.
It's Cinco De Mayo!
Come on! Let's party and relax!
Oh, nothing. Nothing's wrong.
I'm just chilling.
I know that look all too well.
It is the look of a broken heart.
Believe me, my friend.
I, too, have spent many nights
trying to drown my sorrows,
There is much more to us,
than meets the eye.
Would you like some peanuts or pretzels?
That's a good joke.
I just did a boom-boom.
I really need you to make a choice now.
Thank you, Gru stewardess!
You have not lost your touch, my friend.
Nobody believed me!
But I knew you weren't dead.
I merely faked my death.
to make a spectacular return to evil.
I think it's time,
what we're up to here?
Nice to see you, Gru!
Whaaa... So this is your new job opportunity?
You're gonna like this.
Sorry. I had to borrow some of your minions,
but it was for a worthy cause.
No, he is not Kevin anymore!
He is an indestructible,
And here's the best part:
I got an army of them!
I will unleash them,
anyone tries to stop them...
The city gets eaten!
We can do it together!
I have admired your work for years, amigo.
We would be unstoppable.
We, should be ruling the world!
Oh, yeah! Probably.
I mean, yes! Yes, Of course, yes.
我的意思是 当然 当然加入
I just, have a lot going on right now.
I just need to get some things off my plate,
before we start taking over the world, that's all.
No, no, forget it. 100%, I am in.
没事 没事 我一定加入
I think, what is that? Do you hear that?
I do. That's Agnes calling me, from undis...
You know what? I am not so convinced that he is in.
Edith, Agnes, come on!
伊迪丝 艾格妮丝 过来
You need to go home now!
Come on! We're...
Hey, what's wrong?
Yes, they stink.
Now, sorry, honey, we got to go.
Oh, hey, Eduardo.
I apologize. Paulito, is usually not like this.
The same thing happened the other day with...
have you seen him?
I really need to talk to him.
Yes, I think he's somewhere around here.
You two are close, no?
Oh... I don't know.
I mean, close, I wouldn't say we're, "Close".
Why, did he say we're close?
It's not what he did say.
he never mentioned...
That you were both working for the Anti-Villain League!
You're coming with me.
So Eduardo's actually El Macho?
No, it is not cool!
Once I pretty much knew it was him all along,
so if anyone's cool, it's me.
Well, Dr. Nefario.
El Macho's onto you.
He knows you're working for the AVL.
And, he's got your partner.
Well, that's, impossible.
She's on her way to Australia.
We're getting her out of there.
I don't see anything.
Dr. Nefario! You're back!
It's time we put this horrible jelly to some good use.
Hey! Guys! Come on! Stay focus here!
These guys captured me!
Hey! Nice work, Dr. Nefario!
I put all antidote in the jelly.
I mean, I'm happy to create an evil army to destroy the world...
But nobody messes with my family.
Thank you, Doctor.
Now let's go get the...
You brought the girls?
What's happening... to my minions?
You guys, take care of the rest of the minions.
I'm going to find Lucy.
Eat jelly, you furry freaks!
It's over, El Macho.
Turns out you were right about the Polo Macho thing, huh?
One push of this button,
and I send that rocket,
straight into the same volcano where I faked my death.
We could have ruled the world together, Gru.
of your jelly guns.
Oh, this ain't a jelly gun, Sunshine.
Don't worry about me, Gru, I'll be fine!
别担心 格鲁 我没事
I have survived lots worse than this.
Okay, that's not entirely true.
Actually I'm kinda freaking out up here!
Don't worry. I will get you out of this.
I really hate that chicken.
Is that a red one? It's definitely the red one!
Lucy, we may not get out of this alive.
So, I need to ask you a question.
Uhh... Better make it quick!
If I asked you out on a date,
What would you have said?
Are you kidding me?
Lucy, where are you?
Guess you, kinda need your arms to tread water, huh?
147 dates later...
Can I be the first to say, eww!
I'd like to make some toast....
She kisses my boo-boos
She braids my hair
We Love You Mothers Everywhere
And my new Mom Lucy is beyond compare
To bride! And Gru!