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BGM: The Oogum Boogum Song - Brenton Wood
For the most part, my life is totally normal.
- Happy birthday. - No!
My dad was the annoyingly handsome quarterback
who married the hot valedictorian.
And, no, they didn't peak in high school.
I have a sister I actually like.
Not that I'd ever tell her that.
and 200 episodes of Chopped ago...
she decided she wanted to be a chef.
Which means we're pretty much all her test subjects now.
Is it spicy, Jack?
Gracious. Oh, my gosh.
And then there's my friends.
Two of them, I've known since pretty much the beginning of time.
- Or at least kindergarten. - No. No.
-或是至少从幼儿园开始 -不 不
- Oh! Sorry! - Okay. How 'bout that?
One of them, I just met a few months ago,
but it feels like I've known her forever.
We do everything friends do.
We drink way too much iced coffee,
watch bad '90s movies and hang out at Waffle House
dreaming of college and gorging on carbs.
I have a totally, perfectly normal life.
Except I have one huge-ass secret.
I didn't realize you were masturbating.
Your sister's downstairs making some
la-di-da pancake thing she saw on Top Chef,
so we should probably go eat that.
Great. I'll be down in just a second.
Okay. Right after you finish searching the internet for...
lingerie photos of Gigi Habib?
Right. I didn't realize she was your girlfriend.
All right, finish up here.
- Morning, guys. - Simon, have a seat, honey.
-大家早 -西蒙 快坐下
- Morning, Simon. - You gotta eat your breakfast.
-早安 西蒙 -你得吃早餐
Please don't tell me
that breakfast is the most important meal of the day
because that is just so cliche. You're better than that.
I was gonna say breakfast lowers LDL cholesterol
and prevents fluctuating glucose levels
that lead to type two diabetes.
Nora. These are incredible.
Cornmeal pancakes with blackberry compote.
But they're not crumbly enough.
Stop it. They're perfect.
- See you, guys. - See you, Simon.
-再见了 -再见 西蒙
Hey, honey. Be back by seven! It's TV night.
儿子 七点前回来 今晚一起看电视
It's Simon! I live right here!
I like your boots!
BGM: Rollercoaster - Bleachers
Had the craziest dream last night.
Hey, Nick, you have the craziest dream every night.
You don't understand. I'm in this cave, right?
Or maybe it's in outer space.
David Beckham is there with these two contact lenses
and then like, blue one or red one,
like he's a sexy Morpheus from Matrix.
And I don't know which one to pick.
I don't know what to do with these things.
Oh, my God. Have you guys seen Creek Secrets today?
First of all, you are obsessed with that blog, so...
Okay, but apparently, Becca Peterson
got caught giving Ryan O'Donovan an HJ in the pool.
That's the real reason they drained it.
Man, our janitor needs a raise.
- Oh, my God. - And an HPV vaccine.
Leah, I have this dream, right?
Nick, we have a rule, remember?
No analyzing dreams before coffee.
Hi, could we get four iced coffees, please?
你好 四杯冰咖啡 谢谢
Oh, could you get Abby's with milk? She likes milk.
- One with milk. - What are you, her barista?
-一杯加奶 -怎么 你是她的咖啡师吗
It's not hard to remember "with milk."
Oh, thank you. I am figuratively dying.
So, Abby, last night I dreamt
I put the wrong contacts in my eyes.
Another dream. You're like...
You're like the love child of Sigmund Freud and Cristiano Ronaldo.
- Oh, my God. - Thanks.
Now, look. I can't see anything
and I'm stumbling around in this cave,
crashing into stuff, and then, I wake up.
- That's it? - Yeah.
Maybe it's something that you're not seeing clearly.
Like something that's, like, right in front of your face.
What am I not seeing?
We should be hot Pokemon for Halloween.
- Oh, yeah. - But I get to be slutty Charmander.
Cool scarf, Ethan.
Hope it doesn't get caught in your vagina.
Great choice on the cargo pants, by the way.
It looks like you got gangbanged by a T.J. Maxx.
Honestly, it's just not even a challenge anymore.
Wish Ethan wouldn't make it so easy for them.
Yeah, well, at my old school,
that would have been settled with a knife fight.
Good morning, Creekwood High!
Come on, phones off!
There's a whole world to look at!
You can look people in the eyes!
Stop with the selfies. You're not all that.
- I'll see you guys at lunch. - Yeah.
Look at those new kicks, my brother.
Where'd you get those? Where could I get a pair of those?
- I forget. Sorry. - You forget?
-我忘了 抱歉 -你忘了
Come on, you gotta let me know the brand!
I want to be sneaker brothers.
Oh, I see more phones! Who took your phones now?
Me! Me! Me took your phones now! You can get 'em at my office!
我 是我没收了你们手机 到我办公室取回
I can't believe we have to be off book, in like, two weeks.
Seriously, Sally Bowles never shuts the eff up.
Don't you wish you were talentless like me?
Here. Let me show you a thing or two.
Because then you could just be living the easy life
as company member number eight.
If it isn't my fellow thespians.
Hey, Spier. Hey, Abby.
好啊 斯皮尔 你好 艾比
Excited to rehearse with you later.
Hey, uh, so, fun fact.
You know that Cabaret was actually based off
a play called I Am Camera?
Then I Am a Camera was based off
this novel called Goodbye to Berlin.
And Goodbye to Berlin was actually based off
Christopher Isherwood's early years in Berlin.
That's awesome. I have homeroom.
Well, I think she found that interesting.
Come on. You know the drill.
I've had an inspiration. How about The Affair?
No. No. We cannot watch The Affair as a family.
- Why not? - Because it's all about sex.
Oh, well, God forbid we should watch people make love.
Oh, my God. You guys are so repressed.
Don't therapize us, okay? We are not your patients.
- We're your family. - That's true.
If you were my patients, you'd be much more well-adjusted.
- Oh. Nice therapy burn, baby. - Thank you.
-损得漂亮 宝贝 -谢谢
- She got you. - You know what?
We didn't see last week's episode of The Bachelor.
Yeah, how did that guy even become the bachelor?
Well, he's clearly gay.
- No, he's not. - Really?
- He's handsome. - That date,
where he took the girl to the "Make your own perfume" place?
- The producers plan those dates. - He is so fruity.
He's a one-man pride parade. Are you kidding me?
- He has more chemistry - Just stop it.
with Chris Harrison, than any of those girls.
After this, I gotta show you something.
Okay? Let's watch The Americans.
Every single episode, you here next to me.
So your mother decided that we should make
each other anniversary presents this year.
You know, so they came from the heart, or some crap.
Anyway, I decided to come up with this bad boy.
I present to you, a Jack Spier production.
Look at this. Wait, wait, wait.
看这个 等等 等等
Look, this is your 20th anniversary,
so I'm gonna be super real with you right now.
This looks like a fourth grader made it.
And not even the smartest fourth grader in the class.
Just, like, a deeply average fourth grader.
What are you talking about? This is amazing.
I got fade-ins. I got dissolves.
- This is beautiful. - Get up for a second.
I'll help you. Trust me.
We can make this good. We just gotta put in...
you know, some home video.
Maybe put in some better music.
"Better music"? This was huge when we were young.
Yeah. So was Bill Cosby.
BGM: Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks
Have you seen the new post?
No. What? Oh, my God.
没有 是什么 天啊
You know, I'm never getting back in that pool again.
Wait, no. About the closeted gay kid at school.
Yeah, it's on Creek Secrets.
Who do you think it is?
I bet it's that sophomore
with the rimless glasses. I get a vibe.
Maybe it's Parker O'Malley.
I've heard he's, like, obsessed with Les Mis.
Oh, gosh. Jeez. I gotta go.
Bieber just took a dump on the floor.
- Feed him some rice... - Can I call you back?
"Sometimes, I feel like I'm stuck on a Ferris wheel.
One minute I'm on top of the world,
and the next, I'm at rock bottom.
Over and over, all day long.
Because a lot of my life is great,
but nobody knows I'm gay.
Dear Blue, I'm just like you.
For the most part, my life is totally normal.
My dad was the annoyingly handsome quarterback
who married the hot valedictorian.
And no, they didn't peak in high school.
I have a sister I actually like.
Not that I'd ever tell her that.
And then, there's my friends.
We do everything friends do. We drink way too much...
So, like I said, I'm just like you.
I have a totally, perfectly normal life.
Except I have one huge-ass secret.
Math is what we're talking about.
Can anyone answer for me how we find the value
of "D-y by d-x" that I have written up on the board?
Does anyone want to... Yes! Simon.
有谁想... 好的 西蒙
Can I go to the bathroom?
- Yeah. - Can I get some fries?
I'm telling you, the Oakwood Tigers score so many goals
because they shave their legs.
Garrett, I'm not gonna shave my legs.
It makes their kicks more aerodynamic.
We can just do extra burpees, man.
Guys, I just found a press-on nail in my salad.
Why is there no cell reception at this school?
What are you doing? You can't text in the halls.
How many times have I told you that?
I can't have all my students tindering it up.
That's my department.
I got a really hot date on Tinder tonight.
"Ew! Vice principals can't go on dates. That's gross."
We're people too, Simon.
We like to go out. We like to have a good time.
We like to have sex. That's not a big deal, right?
Yeah, no. No biggie at all.
Actually. You know, I totally see you as a person.
- Thank you. I appreciate that. - Yeah.
-谢谢 我很感激 -嗯
- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.
- Seriously. - Yeah. Yeah.
-真的 -嗯 好
Could I just get my phone though?
No. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to keep it
until after play practice.
But you will get your precious
after play practice, okay? I promise.
So how's play practice going?
- Great. Yeah, it's... - How's Ms. Albright?
-很好 挺... -奥布莱特老师怎么样
She's good? She doesn't like men.
Those aren't actual claps. My hands are tired!
Cal, help me. That was...
卡尔 帮帮我 刚才...
That was a start?
That was a start! Is what it was.
You know, when Mr. Worth told me that no student,
regardless of talent...
...was to be left out of my production, I had my doubts.
That's it. That's my whole speech.
Hi. That was the biggest train wreck
our stage has ever seen.
And Rob and Brianne
were practically dry humping the whole song.
Save the kissing for the cast party. All right?
This is war. You're Nazis. Okay? More anger.
这是战争 你们是纳粹 再愤怒一点
Suraj, stop pretending that trumpet is your penis!
I was an extra in The Lion King,
and this is where I am.
Hey. What time is it?
Ten minutes since the last time you asked. Go.
One! Two! Three! Four!
一 二 三 四
- Mr. Worth. - Hey, what's up, my brother?
-沃斯老师 -还好吗 老弟
Hey, just here for my phone.
Oh, of course you are. Of course you are.
How'd you enjoy being unplugged?
- Great, right? - Yeah.
-很棒 对吧 -是的
This isn't life, man. This is plugged.
This is unplugged.
All right, Simon, I know that I'm hard on you. I really do.
西蒙 我知道我对你很严厉 确实如此
But it's only 'cause I really see myself in you.
Uh... You know, I don't know if I'd say that.
No, I see it, it's obvious. It's obvious.
不 我能看到 非常明显
- I know there's a lot going on there, man. - Yup.
And I bet you got a lot of questions.
Is there something you wanna say to me?
- No. - You know my policy. What does it say?
-没有 -你知道我的政策 是什么
- "Open door. Open ears." - "Open door. Open ears."
-"打开大门 打开耳朵" -"打开大门 打开耳朵"
There's nothing you want to say?
- Nope. - You sure?
- It's a great sign though. - Thank you.
Thank you. Now don't text and drive.
That's how my cat got murdered.
I'm just kidding. I don't have cats. I got asthma.
逗你的啦 我没养猫 我有哮喘
Is it the same as my secret?
If it is, when did you know?
Have you told anyone? Blue.
No, Blue. I haven't told anyone.
不 小蓝 我没告诉过任何人
And, honestly, I can't even really explain why.
Deep down, I know my family would be fine with it.
Hey, what rhymes with "Patriarchy"?
That says "Patriachy" though.
My mom's about as liberal as they come.
And my dad isn't exactly the macho type.
I mean, Creekwood's resident out-gay kid
seems to be doing just fine.
When Ethan came out, no one even cared.
Guys, I have something to tell you.
Wow, really? That's really great, Ethan.
真的吗 太棒了 伊森
Oh, my God. No way.
Oh, my God, you are? I had no idea.
What a complete surprise!
Too much, Claire.
As for how I knew I was gay,
it was a bunch of little things.
Like this one recurring dream
I kept having about Daniel Radcliffe.
And then proceeded to have every night for a month.
I was obsessed with Panic! At the Disco.
我疯狂迷恋"Panic! At the Disco"乐队
I can't. He's so cute. He's so cute.
我受不了了 他好帅 太帅了
Come on, he's like Jesus and chocolate.
Then I realized it really wasn't about the music.
And then there was my first girlfriend.
I think I'm falling in love with you.
Wow. Thank you. Be right back.
Wasn't my proudest moment.
How 'bout you? How did you know?
Jacques, don't worry.
If your proudest moment happened in middle school,
that would be pretty sad.
For me, I realized I liked guys
watching Game of Thrones.
My friends were all holding their breath
waiting to see the Dragon Princess's boobs.
I was crushing hard on Jon Snow.
Well, I've never told anyone
about my Daniel Radcliffe phase so now we're even.
And for the record,
I think Jon Snow is an excellent choice for your sexual awakening.
So I guess, if I want to find you at school
I just have to look for the Game of Thrones fanatic.
I was just listening to that M83 song "Reunion,"
and it made me think of you.
You'll probably think my music taste is lame.
Kind of have the same taste as my Aunt Sally
who loves show tunes.
Obviously, some of the things I've told you about myself
are things I've never talked about with anyone.
There's something about you that makes me want to open up.
And that's slightly terrifying for me.
So I've been thinking,
maybe I should be Jon Snow for Halloween.
What about you? Who are you gonna be?
I'm not dressing up.
For me, Halloween's all about the Oreos
with the orange frosting in the middle.
Wow. Look at that smile. You're glowing, man.
You are glowing. You look happy.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
Me too. I'm a little meh.
Oh, I had my big Tinder date last night. Oh, God.
She was not into it.
- Oh, come on. Too soon. - No.
-不是吧 太早了 -不
The bell is a buzzkill.
- See you, Mr. Worth. - All right.
-回见 沃斯老师 -好吧
Well, thank you for your help, Fraulein.
German accent for Cabaret. Yup. Take care, Ms. Bradley.
为《歌厅》练的德国口音 保重 布拉德利女士
Let's see what you got, interwebs.
Here are your burnt tots,
because you have horrible taste.
Here's your green banana,
because you like disgusting things.
Wow, you guys are weird.
Yup. They're practically Cantonese twins.
- Siamese. - Yeah. Siamese.
-是暹罗 -对 暹罗
Yeah, agree to disagree.
I don't think that's one of those things
where you can agree to disagree.
Man, I love those.
Halloween ones are the best, right?
Er, so, guys, I have great news.
My aunt's boyfriend just took off
with her car and all her jewelry.
Bram, that's terrible news!
I know, but it's like,
the third time it's happened to her.
She has really bad taste in men.
Anyways, my mom is going down to Orlando to deal with it
which means I get to throw a Halloween party.
Thank you, Bram's dumb-ass aunt!
All right, this is gonna be epic, you guys.
I can bring my karaoke machine.
All right, hey, guys, Halloween party Friday night!
好了 伙计们 周五晚万圣节派对
Friday night, Halloween party, okay? Bram's house!
周五晚 万圣节派对 在布拉姆家
You really set this in motion, man.
- Hey, little guy. - Me?
Halloween party. Friday night. Bram's house. Be there.
万圣节派对 周五晚 布拉姆家 记得来
You're gonna freak him out, man.
I know. He's, like, nine years old.
Very relieved that we're in agreement on Oreos.
That would have been a deal-breaker for me.
On a totally different, non-cookie related note...
is it weird that I have no idea what you look like,
but I can't stop thinking about kissing you.
Eyes on your own test.
Don't stop on my account, Rob and Brianne.
That's the most action I've seen in weeks.
What do we got here? Ah!
When we're done, it's gonna look
like a real German sex club. Don't ask me how I know.
Hey! Hey! The spray paint is for painting,
You don't want to get good at that.
Okay, do you guys think I should dye my hair grey
- to play Fraulein Schneider? - Sure.
Really? But my hair is kind of like my thing.
I'm gonna go get a soda.
Do you want anything?
- Hey, Martin. - Buddy.
Hey, um, I used the computer in the library right after you.
Well, I went to Gmail, and it pulled up your account.
And I, uh, read some of your emails.
I know I probably shouldn't've,
but they were, like, right there.
So you'll be interested to know my brother's gay.
No. Martin, that wouldn't interest me to know.
不 马丁 我没兴趣知道
Okay. Don't worry. I won't show anyone.
好吧 别担心 我不会给别人看的
Did you print my emails or something?
- You screenshotted my emails? - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Let me talk to you for a second.
- Oh, Ms. Bradley. - Hello, Martin.
-布拉德利女士 -你好 马丁
- Did you feather your hair? - No.
This is a good section.
Now, why the hell did you screenshot my emails?
Ah, well, you and Abby Susso are good friends. Right?
Yeah. We know each other.
What does that have to do with anything?
Well, I need you to help me talk with her...
and hang out with her and stuff, you know?
Why would I help you do that?
Are you blackmailing me?
Oh, shh! Okay. Don't be so dramatic here, Simon.
What's up, Tyler? Is that a Patagonia?
你好啊 泰勒 是巴塔哥尼亚的外套吗
Nice. I just like her.
And I think that you could help me.
Yeah, what if I say no, Martin?
是吗 如果我拒绝呢 马丁
I mean, what are you gonna do?
You gonna tell the whole school that I'm...
You're gonna leak my emails?
You're gonna post 'em on CreekSecrets?
I just think that we're in a position here,
where we could help each other out is all.
You know, I never thought of a pepper
as being a vegetable...
...but it makes perfect sense.
I like the cilantro. A little Mexican flair, huh?
Very creative, kiddo.
You hate the peppers. Don't you?
No. The peppers are great.
I'm just gonna get some air.
Jacques, I have to get something off my chest.
The other day, you asked me
what I was wearing for Halloween
and I said I wasn't dressing up.
I lied. Truth is,
I didn't want you to know what I was wearing
because I don't want you to know who I am.
Right now, these emails,
they feel like this totally safe place.
I'm just not ready for my whole world to change.
I hope you understand.
Yes, Blue. I understand.
好的 小蓝 我理解
Okay, if you want me to help you with Abby,
you cannot eat that.
So you're gonna help me?
Simon, that is fantastic news.
I really think that Abby and I are meant to be together.
It's not all about looks, Simon.
Okay. So you're banking on your great,
blackmaily personality to get the job done?
- Where are we going? - Your place.
We're gonna see if you have anything
that doesn't scream, "Punch me."
Actually, I've got swim lessons.
Okay, I just have to call my mom first.
She has to approve everybody that comes in the house.
All right. Here we go.
All right. And here we are.
This is where the magic happens.
This is where the magic happens.
I've been dabbling in close-up illusions.
Does Abby like magic?
No. Martin, I don't think she does like magic.
不 马丁 我觉得她不喜欢魔术
But, um, there's a really thin line
between laughing with someone, and laughing at someone.
And you are that line.
So, if you want Abby to like you,
what you have to do is you have to
make her see you as more of a...
Yeah! Yeah, I could be sexy.
对 没错 我能性感
You like dudes. Tell me.
What part of me do you find the hottest?
- No. I'm not doing this. - No. Come on.
-不 我不要 -快点
No, Martin. I don't want to answer that.
不 马丁 我不想回答
Look, if you said my shoulders
I would dress to accentuate. You know?
You know what? Here's your first tip.
Girls, they don't want to read your clothes.
I think you're wrong about that one.
How many of these do you have?
Please, just stop! Hey! Stop!
Look, I don't want your help in changing me.
I want your help in getting Abby to like me for me.
there's a party this Saturday. At Bram's.
Do you want to go with my friends and I?
Must be why they call you Simple Simon.
Nobody calls me that, Martin.
Hey, uh, do you want to, like, sleep over?
- Nice, right? - Nick.
This is, like, a new level of laziness, even for you.
What do you mean? I'm Cristiano Ronaldo.
And you couldn't even be bothered
to fill in the letters on the back?
No, come on. Give me that.
不 过来 给我
Hey. Don't talk about Yoko that way, man.
Because if you do, you're out of the band.
Who are you guys supposed to be?
John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
Oh! I thought she was the girl from The Ring,
and you were Jesus.
Jesus? No. Why would Jesus be wearing a white suit?
耶稣 不 耶稣为什么穿白西装
I don't know. You tell me.
You're the one who decided to dress up like fancy Jesus.
Oh, my God. Okay. Come here.
天啊 好了 过来
- Turn around. - I'm here.
- Turn around. - Okay.
- Okay. - Is it good?
- Way better. - Is it?
Yeah. Now, we need to do something about this hair.
Maybe slick it back?
It doesn't do that. It doesn't slick back.
Wonder Woman in the hizzy!
I made up a catchphrase,
'cause Wonder Woman doesn't have one.
"Hizzy" Means house.
- Right. Yeah. - Yeah.
Oh, Abby, you look amazing.
Yeah. You look awesome.
I'm gonna go make those frozen pizzas.
That's a nice costume, for real.
Thank you. What? Cristiano Ronaldo!
谢谢 你是... C罗
Do you remember when we went to school
dressed as Charlie's Angels?
And Nick's balls fell out of his booty shorts
when he, like, dropped down to do the gun pose?
Mm. Do you miss trick-or-treating?
What, you mean instead of, like, going to loud parties
pretending to like the taste of beer
and feeling too self-conscious to dance?
I don't know why you feel self-conscious.
I mean, you are very clearly
the coolest person at our school.
I'm pretty sure you're the only one who feels that way.
- Martin Addison? - Why?
Is this a Make-A-Wish situation?
- Guys. - What are you supposed to be?
Isn't it obvious?
Ah! I'm a Freudian slip.
Abby. Wonder Woman.
Just pick a song already.
Hey, Nick, uh, can you not rush me?
Honestly, I can't choose. There's so many.
老实说 我选不了 太多了
That's like Netflix.
You know, trying to pick a film on Netflix.
I'm like... "Am I in an Apatow mood,
or am I in a Billy Wilder mood?" You know?
Ooh, play Drake. Yes.
Uh, no. Drake is, like, super played out at this point.
You can't play out a rap god. Doesn't happen.
Impossible. First of all, he's not a rap god.
不可能 首先 他不是说唱天王
And second of all, I'm looking for some Beyoncé.
I just can't find "Lemonade."
Hey. Here's an interesting question.
What makes you guys feel nostalgic?
I mean, I think everybody kinda likes Beyoncé.
Grape soda makes me feel very nostalgic.
- What are you talking about? - What makes you feel nostalgic?
I bet you're gonna have the best costume tonight.
- Thanks. - Nah, you're welcome.
What the hell, Spier?
Hey, why is Nick still flirting with Abby?
I don't know, Martin.
Maybe you shouldn't have worn a dress.
You look like a drag queen
rolled around in magnetic poetry.
Whenever you need a refill of your drink,
I'll be your designated bartender.
Okay. Hey, Chloe, come here!
- Yeah. You got it. - Nice.
-对 猜对了 -不赖
- You're Nick. - No. No. I'm Ronaldo.
-你扮的自己 -不不 我是C罗
- Oh. My bad. - Obviously.
Who are you supposed to be?
Oh. Uh... I am post-presidency Barack Obama.
So I'm just chillin' in Hawaii, drinking Mai Tais,
and hoping Trump doesn't destroy my legacy.
Thanks. Now let's go to the bar. Come on.
谢了 我们去吧台吧 快来
All right, we should have a little toast.
No, thanks. I'm driving.
And Simon doesn't really drink.
No, I drink. It's cool. I drink.
不 我喝酒 没关系 我喝
- All right, that's my man. - Really?
You wouldn't even have a glass
of Manischewitz at Leah's Seder.
It's Halloween, man. It's a special occasion.
BGM: Never Fall in Love - Jack Antonoff/MØ
Abby is the hottest Wonder Woman I have ever seen.
The shit that I would let her do to me with that lasso.
Just, like, tie me up with that thing.
You're not into Abby, are you?
I mean, it's not like I... She's cute...
...but she's just not really my type.
Not because she's black. I love black women.
Not like, you know, I have a thing for black women,
I just love all women.
- I'm gonna go ask her out. - What? No.
-我要约她出来 -什么 不行
- You can't ask Abby out. - Why not?
Because. She didn't tell you about Jonathan?
She didn't tell you about that?
- No. - He's older.
He's really experienced.
You know I've only had sex once, right?
You know, it's like no one tells you
how dark everything is
and how slippery everything gets, and, you know,
the parts you think are the right parts
are actually the wrong parts and...
All right, I'm gonna go eat my feelings away.
- Man, I'm sorry... - No, it's okay. Don't worry about it.
-我很抱歉 -不 没关系 别放心上
- Hey, Simon! - Hey.
Hey, you wanna play Beirut?
We just need two more people.
How about you and me, and then, um...
- Okay, cool. - Hey, Martin.
Let's play Beirut.
- No, I don't... - Yeah. Let's do it.
Come on, let's go. It'll be fun. It'll be fun.
快点 会很有趣的 肯定的
Good old competition.
- Ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay. Have you ever played Beirut before?
Great. All right, so, two reracks, no blowing
好 两次重设机会 不许吹
and two balls in the cup means
that you have to take three, okay?
I thought we were talking about a different game.
We'll just explain as we go. Okay?
- Yeah. - Okay. Got it.
Ready? Maybe you should take these...
- You'll see better. Right? - Good idea. Yeah.
- All you. - Raindrop!
Here we go, all right. You got this one.
Oh, is that... This is mine to drink?
Do we need a handshake? Is that...
You get one of these in
and we can totally have a handshake.
Fly it away. Fly it away.
- Sweet! - All right.
Hey, Bram. It's me, Jacques.
布拉姆 是我 雅克
Hey, Bram. I'm Jacques.
Hey, Barack. It's me, Jacques.
巴拉克 是我 雅克
Why did I pick Jacques?
I'm sorry, I thought this was the bathroom.
Hey, Martin, not now, man. All right?
I've had a big night.
- What are you doing? - I don't know.
Okay, come on. We gotta get you home.
- Look, we're so close! - Oh, my God!
-看 马上到了 -天啊
- Dude, my parents are still up. - Oh, God.
Okay, you know what... Come on.
I need you to think of something really sad...
Like, the documentary about how all the whales
hate living at SeaWorld.
God. Okay, then just, you know what,
天啊 好吧 这样
don't say anything at all...
And we'll ditch the barf shirt till tomorrow.
Just as little as possible,
say as little as possible.
So how does that work?
I know, I remember when I went to...
- How was the party? - It was really fun.
Well. Thanks for letting me stay over.
You've been staying over 10 years.
You don't have to thank us.
John Lennon was wearing a woman's sweater.
- Definitely. - So how do we feel about that?
Well, he didn't drive drunk,
and he's home before curfew, so...
Good. That's what I thought we thought.
Yeah, that's what we think, right?
是的 我们就是这么想的 对吧
- Yeah. We're good parents. - Yeah, we're good parents.
-是 我们是称职的父母 -对 我们是称职的父母
The room stopped spinning.
Do you ever feel weird?
Sometimes I feel like I'm always on the outside.
Like tonight, you know...
I was at that party, and it was fun, but...
it kinda felt like I was watching it
from across the room.
I don't know, there's this invisible line
that I have to cross
to really be a part of everything
and I just, I can't ever cross it.
I feel that way sometimes, too.
Not tonight you didn't.
Yeah, I was trying something.
Yeah, sometimes I think it'd be so much easier
to be one of these people who can just take a few shots
and then hook up with whoever's closest.
Yeah, I guess I'm just unlucky.
Because I'm not a casual person.
What kind of person are you?
I think I'm the kind of person
who is destined to care so much about one person,
it nearly kills me.
so one of my friends likes the other,
and he has no idea. I guess we all have secrets.
Anyway, I've been thinking about
why I haven't come out yet.
Maybe it's because it doesn't seem fair
that only gay people have to come out.
Why is straight the default?
I have something I need to tell you.
Mom, there's something I have to tell you.
I'm sorry, Mom, it's true.
抱歉 妈妈 是真的
You get that from your daddy's side.
I'm in love with Nick.
I feel like I've been raising a stranger.
Yes, absolutely, you have.
Oh, God. Help me, Jesus. Please.
老天爷 帮帮我 我的天 求你了
Or maybe it's because I can't be sure
this whole "Being gay" thing is forever.
Or maybe it's that there's not that much of high school left
and part of me wants to hold on to
who I've always been just a little longer.
And then, when I go to college in Los Angeles,
I'll be gay and proud, I promise.
BGM: I Wanna Dance With Somebody - Whitney Houston
Yeah, maybe not that gay.
I'm not sure who I'm promising.
I'll keep ruminating.
So, yeah, after swimming with dolphins,
we fly to Saint Martin for New Year's.
Anybody else, Christmas in the Caribbean?
We have a classic Spier tradition
of French toast on Christmas Eve.
I'm going to an unheated vacation house
in the middle of nowhere.
As is our bleak family tradition.
Yeah, that's a paper cut.
Simon, do you know where the bandages are?
Yeah. They're just in the supply closet.
Okay, do you mind showing me?
He's like a nurse, this man.
Okay, I don't actually have a paper cut.
I know that, Martin. You're a very bad actor.
我知道 马丁 你太不会演戏了
What, you think this is funny?
Simon, look, I don't wanna have to
leak your emails, all right? But I will.
Look, you cannot bring Blue into this, okay?
If he found out that my emails got leaked,
he'd get totally freaked, all right?
He'd never talk to me again.
Yeah, probably not, you know?
The Internet's a freaky place to meet people.
- Fun movie! Freak. - Freaky Friday.
-有趣的电影 《怪诞》 -《怪诞星期五》
- That's a fun movie! - Freaky, freak, freaky.
-那电影真好笑 -真古怪 真古怪
Yeah, freaky-deaky Dutch!
You guys are weird.
I need a Band-Aid. Those programs are a bitch.
Yo. Martin was having trouble running his lines
and we were thinking we could go
to Waffle House and go over 'em.
- Really? - Yeah.
That would be great.
- Good work, Spier. - Go to hell, Martin.
-干得好 斯皮尔 -去死吧 马丁
Jacques, if I were a betting man,
I'd say you were drunk emailing me
during that last letter.
Don't worry. I liked it.
As for coming out, I know what you mean
about wanting to wait till college.
But our emails have inspired me.
I'm going to tell my family. So thanks, Jacques.
我要向我家人出柜了 谢谢你 雅克
How the thespians rehearse, right?
What can I get you?
Lyle! You guys know Lyle? We have Latin together.
莱尔 你们认识莱尔吗 我们一起上拉丁文课
Actually, we had Bio together last year?
- Really? - It's Simon, right?
-真的吗 -你是西蒙 对吧
Yeah. Yeah, sorry, I don't, um...
是的 抱歉 我不...
It's okay. It was like a big class,
and I have a good memory for faces.
What can I get you guys?
Well, we plan on being here for a while.
So, we're gonna start off small and go larger.
Probably get some bacon first, some sausage. I'd say...
"You're right. I'm much too strange and extraordinary.
Much! And much too distracting!"
And you never did any acting at your old school?
No. Can we get back to...
And yet, you're from D.C., right?
Yeah. Can you give me my next cue, though?
So why did you move here?
Because my parents got divorced
and my aunt found us an apartment in her building.
Why'd they get divorced?
Why does it matter, Martin?
Are you writing a book about girls
from a broken home in D.C.?
I thought that my dad
was the greatest person on the planet.
But it turns out that he's just a sad, tired loser
who hates his job, drinks way too much beer,
and cheats on his wife.
To make up for all the stuff that I just mentioned, so...
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
You deserve the father that you thought you had.
You know what, Abby?
You deserve a goddamn superhero.
Okay, thank you. Let's get back to the...
好吧 谢了 我们回到...
I wanna hear you say
"I, Abby Susso, am an incredible young woman
"我 艾比·苏索 是个很棒的女孩
and deserve a goddamn superhero."
I'm not gonna say that, Martin.
I won't stop until you say it.
- What are you... - Excuse me.
- Waffle House patrons! - Martin. Martin, stop.
-松饼屋的顾客们 -马丁 马丁 下来
- Pardon the interruption. - Martin.
I would just like to say that Abby Susso here
is an incredible young woman.
- And deserves a goddamn superhero. - Okay, okay...
That's right. Abby Susso!
Abby Susso is an incredible young woman!
Incredible young woman, and deserves...
- A goddamn superhero. - A goddamn superhero.
- A goddamn superhero! - A goddamn superhero!
A goddamn superhero!
Okay, you can all go back to your meals. Thank you.
Please sit down. Please.
Well, let's get back to...
- my entrance into your song. - I'm gonna take five.
"The Kit Kat Klub proudly presents...
I'll be right back.
...A beautiful woman coming straight from England.
Sally Bowles, everybody."
Were you in Bio when they did that identifying leaves test?
Yes. And Joel Winslow ate that poison ivy.
Because Doug Fogerty told him it was pot.
- Right. - Poor Joel.
I think he just wants to be liked 'cause...
you ever notice that he has extra pens in his backpack?
Like, you know, he's just waiting for the day
that someone comes up to ask him for a pen?
And then he can be that guy to give 'em a pen.
You see everything, don't you, Simon?
But Simon means "The one who hears"
and Spier means "The one who sees"
so you put that all together
and pretty sure that means I was just destined
to be up in everybody's business.
I've gotta get back inside
and scrub down some waffle irons.
- Duty calls. - Indeed.
I'll see you in there.
So my dad's flying in tonight for Hanukkah.
If you are thinking,
"But Hanukkah isn't for another month!"
Well, you are correct.
Welcome to navigating divorced parents.
Take holidays where you can get them.
And my dad's staying at the same crappy motel as always.
We'll do all our horribly awkward traditions.
We'll light the menorah and I'll silently pray
that the sprinklers don't go off.
That's happened twice before.
Would you believe I'm considering doubling down
and turning this whole awkward mess into a coming out thing?
Do you think I'm crazy?
No, Blue, I don't think you're crazy.
不 小蓝 我不认为你疯了
I think you're crazy brave.
Honestly, Martin used to annoy the crap out of me.
But he's actually kind of a cool person.
I've been meaning to ask you about your parents.
I just didn't wanna say anything
when we were actually in the restaurant.
I wasn't sure if you wanted to talk about it.
Yeah. No, I don't mention it a lot
because it kind of messes with my image.
The girl who is excited
to start a new school senior year.
Girl whose life didn't just end,
like, three months ago,
who's angry and sad all the time.
Girl who still believes in love.
Come on. You still believe in love.
Have you ever been in love?
You can't tell anyone though.
Nobody really knows,
and I don't really want people to find out.
I won't. I promise.
- So you knew? - No.
But you're not surprised?
Do you want me to be surprised?
Okay. Well, I love you.
There's no one behind us.
You don't have to put your blinker on.
- Okay, just being safe. - Yeah.
-好吧 只想安全第一 -好吧
Dear Blue, I hope it goes okay with your dad.
Whatever happens, you inspired me.
I came out to my friend tonight.
I never would have done that without you.
Maybe we should ride this bravery train
and reveal our identities.
I'm dying to know who you are. Love, Jacques.
我急切想知道你是谁 爱你的 雅克
It was insanely awkward. But also, kind of fine.
And you got it backwards.
It's you who inspires me.
I'm just not ready for us to know each other's identities.
- What are you doing? - I'm a fry shark!
- That is good. - You're a good fry shark.
- Thank you, thank you. - I like that.
-谢谢 谢谢 -我喜欢这个
I didn't even know you were coming near.
You know what day it is?
- What day is it? - Must be Friday!
I guess I'm being loved, right? Right?
- Yeah. - Excuse me.
What do you get when you get black and Jewish?
- What? - Bluish.
Since when does Abby find Martin so goddamn funny?
Yeah, it's crazy.
You know, this is stupid.
I'm just gonna tell her that I like her.
And I've been thinking the whole sexual experience thing,
it's not that big of a deal.
And, actually, I've been practicing, right?
I got this thing online.
It's really cool. It's called a pocket puss...
Abby likes Martin.
She told me herself.
- But he's Martin. - I know.
- I'm gonna try. - Wait, wait.
- Leah's in love with you. - No, she's not.
-莉亚爱上你了 -不 她没有
Are you kidding me?
I mean, come on. The way she looks at you
and how she's been all jealous ever since Abby's been around?
And she blushes every time you come into the room.
Look, you and Abby...
it's never gonna happen.
But you and Leah...
I mean, you could be incredible together.
So I have something to tell you.
Nick just asked me to get dinner before the homecoming game.
No, like, Si, he was like...
你没明白 小西 他...
He came up to me and he's like,
"Do you wanna go get dinner?"
All right, and I was like,
"Sure, are Abby and Simon in?" And he was like
"没问题 艾比和西蒙也来吗" 然后他说
"I was thinking it could just be the two of us. Like, a date."
I know you're into him.
All that stuff that you were talking
about the night after Bram's party,
about, you know, being so into one person
that it almost kills you.
You were talking about Nick.
So you think I should go out with him?
I promise you, you're not gonna regret it.
It's gonna be great!
Let's pull out your claws, Grizzlies!
Simon, that Almont QB is insanely hot.
We can talk about stuff like this now, you know.
Yeah, I still don't know if I really quite figured out how.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
We gotta practice. All right. Simon.
- Yeah? - Do you think
that quarterback is lookin' fine in those hot pants?
He's lookin' pretty fine.
Fine! Good. Put your body into it.
性感 很好 扭动你的身体
That was really good.
- That was so good. - Thanks.
Check it out. It's the Waffle House guy.
- Lyle? - I don't know. Could be.
-是莱尔吗 -我不知道 有可能
- I don't know. - Do you think he's...
Okay, well, you should talk to him.
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
Look, you are fine!
If it isn't my favorite waiter.
There he is. The guy who sees everything.
I wouldn't have taken you for a homecoming guy.
Just here for the coffee.
Of course. Yeah, it's all about the cappuccinos
and camaraderie for this guy.
I'm glad you're here.
'Cause I wanted to ask you something.
I was gonna ask you the other day
and then I was, like, too chickenshit.
What's Abby's deal?
I know you and her hang out a lot.
Are the two of you like a thing, or...
No, uh, we're just friends.
I could never be just friends with someone that hot.
Every day is a struggle.
I gotta go. I'll see ya.
Little birdie told me you're into bears!
I'm the Creekwood bear.
Of course, you are.
I figured out my next move with Abby.
Great, that's good for you, Martin.
棒极了 这是好事 马丁
I just wanted to run it by you real quick.
I've been helping you for weeks
and I am sick and tired of helping you mess with my friends' lives.
So why don't you just do that shit that you did at Waffle House?
That went great.
So you're saying I should go for it?
It's kind of a big gesture.
Go big or go home! Right, Martin?
Go big or go home.
I like that. Thanks for the pep talk, man!
我喜欢 谢谢你为我打气 兄弟
Gotta get amped up.
We're gonna take ya!
I didn't know you like football.
He's just here to check out the packages.
Didn't your mother ever tell you
not to grab your micropenis in public?
Could we get some hummus for that baby carrot?
- Hey, guys. - What's up? Hey.
- How was dinner? - It was good.
Yeah, uh, we got soup dumplings.
That dumpling place I told you about?
You know, maybe you could go with Martin.
Why would I go with Martin?
Please stand for the national anthem.
This goes out to all the refugees.
And my vocal coach, Monica Lewis.
What the hell are you doing?
Hi, everyone. Uh, sorry to interrupt.
Why are we interrupting the national anthem?
But I have something to say...
that's a little more important than the national anthem.
No offense, America.
Abigail Katherine Susso...
when you transferred to Creekwood High School,
just a short three and a half months ago,
you not only transferred into a new school,
you transferred your way into a new heart
belonging to me. My heart. Right here.
And whether it was being your partner in pong,
or your Waffle House warrior,
I have cherished...
the 135,300 minutes that we've spent together.
And I know that you're this smart, talented
And, uh, I'm just a sweaty schlub
in a bear costume.
But like old Bogie used to say,
it's a "Crazy mixed-up world."
without further ado...
will you go out with me?
She's too hot for you, assface!
她那么性感 你配不上 傻逼
Just say yes. Say yes.
I don't feel that way about you.
But I really like hanging out with you
and I don't know, maybe we could still be friends, you know?
No, no, hey, hey! Suraj!
不要 等等 苏拉杰
Hey! No, no! She said no! No, don't.
别放了 她拒绝了 不要
Yo, I thought you said she liked him.
Not the ceremonious dove launch I was hoping for.
But still uplifting to free some birds.
Nice try, Martin! And way to go, Martin!
你做得好 马丁 非常厉害
You gave it a shot! Right?
Don't worry, people will get over it in a few weeks.
This is Donald J. Trump.
Martin Addison can't come to the phone right now.
Hey, Martin, it's Simon. Again.
马丁 是我 西蒙
Um, look, I wanna make sure you're doing all right.
I know it's been tough since, uh...
Well, you know since when. Um, listen. Just...
Just give me a call back, okay?
I just wanna make sure you're okay.
Hey! What you doin' in there?
I need you to help me decorate. Untangle these for me, will ya?
This is not cool. I'll be down in a minute, okay?
- What's not cool? - I'll be down in a minute.
The fact that you're on a ladder next to my room!
I can still clearly see you.
All right, there you go. Okay. Merry Christmas.
这下看不见了 好吧 圣诞快乐
I'm drinking eggnog and packing
to go to my dad's cabin on Lake Rabun.
I'm pretty sure there's a photo of it
on the Wikipedia page for "Middle of nowhere."
I'm going to an unheated vacation house
in the middle of nowhere.
There's barely electricity
and definitely no cell service
so this will be my last email for a while.
It should be a real rite of passage.
A dad and his gay son pretending they like
to fish and trying to find things to talk about.
It's gonna to be an excruciating two weeks
without you, Jacques. Love, Blue.
雅克 爱你的 小蓝
Sounds like you're gonna need some good music.
So I'm sending a list of the seven best
Christmas songs of all time.
Of course it includes David Bowie's
"Little Drummer Boy,"
and Smokey Robinson & The Miracles'
but the number one song you're gonna need,
and trust me, I know this sounds
a little bit twee...
BGM: Someday at Christmas - Jackson 5
Si, have you seen it?
You need to look at your computer right away.
Dear fellow Creekwood students,
Simon Spier has a secret male pen pal.
Because he's gay.
Interested parties may contact him directly
to discuss arrangements for butt sex.
Ladies need not apply.
We should all probably be talking about this
instead of Martin Addison's homecoming debacle
which was actually kind of sweet,
and romantic, if you think about it.
Si, have you read it?
I can't talk right now.
- No. Si, wait! - I gotta go.
-不要 小西 等等 -我先挂了
I already reported it. They're gonna take it down.
It's too late. No, there's people who've already seen it, so...
it doesn't really matter.
So what are you gonna do?
Why the hell would I deny it, Nora?
I'm not ashamed of it.
You've just never really said anything.
What does that have to do with anything?
What the hell are you talking about?
I know you're going off the grid
and you won't see this until you're back,
but something's happened.
You're gonna find out who I am.
And someone posted our emails.
Please don't freak out. Please, Blue.
你别害怕 求你了 小蓝
I need you to promise me you won't disappear.
艾比: 西蒙 请打给我 我爱你尼克: 哥们 一起散个步吗莉亚: 请打给我 拜托
索菲: 爱你 西蒙 打给我艾比: 西蒙 请打给我 我爱你尼克: 哥们 一起散个步吗莉亚: 请打给我 拜托
Mum, let me open my present.
Honey, I'm trying to tell you you need to shave.
Does that mean you're gonna keep cooking?
Yeah, of course. I can make dinner tonight, too.
- Awesome. - What's this for?
This one, Sherlock. There you go.
这个 大神探 给你
- Do you like the black? - Oh, I love it.
Because I didn't know if you liked...
- They have other colors. - He said he likes it.
- No, I love it. - Okay. I have the receipt.
Actually, I did want to talk to you guys about something.
you got somebody pregnant.
No, you're pregnant.
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm pregnant. - I knew it.
-对 我怀孕了 -我就知道
- He's got that glow about him, baby. - Honey.
And I don't want you guys to think anything different.
- Oh, Simon. - Yeah.
Which one of your old girlfriends turned ya?
Was it the one with the big eyebrow...
- Jack. - Jesus Christ.
Dad, can you ever shut the hell up?
- It's not funny. - I'm kidding, Nora.
-不好笑 -我开个玩笑而已 诺拉
Just open up your gift. Please.
It's okay, honey.
- Nora, I got you this. - Simon.
-诺拉 我给你买了这个 -西蒙
That's for you. No, that's for you.
I love it. Thank you, Simon.
Dear Blue, happy New Year.
I haven't heard from you,
so I'm going to assume it's because you have no service.
I came out to my entire family on Christmas.
And I've been avoiding my friends
the whole break for all sorts of reasons.
Change is exhausting.
I feel like there's nowhere to hide
from all the newness of everything.
Except here. With you.
Please write to me.
As soon as you get even one bar of service.
Hey, Simon, we need to talk.
So Abby and I hung out on New Year's Eve, and...
you see, now we're together.
That's awesome. That's great.
But then we got to talking about why it took so long.
Why did you tell Nick
that I have a boyfriend in college named Jonathan?
Why'd you make that up?
he was the one who wrote that CreekSecrets post about me.
He screenshotted my emails
and he's been using them to blackmail me for months.
What does that have to do with us, Simon?
He told me that if I didn't help him get with Abby,
That's why I had to keep you guys apart.
So you made up a bunch of lies.
And that's why you convinced me to go on that date with Leah?
You know, to keep me away from Abby?
So, wait. Running lines at Waffle House
and beer pong at Bram's,
all of that was just to pawn me off on Martin?
I'm not a piece of meat, Simon.
You know how hard it was for me to start over.
Hey, come on, Leah. I'll take you to school.
来吧 莉亚 我们一起走
Leah. Leah, please.
莉亚 莉亚 拜托了
I know I messed up, okay?
But I knew you were in love with Nick.
- And I thought that maybe... - Just stop it!
You know what? You are insanely stupid, Simon.
你猜怎么着 你真是蠢得没边了 西蒙
I was never in love with Nick. I was in love with you!
We're... We're us.
I've been trying to tell you.
That night I slept over,
I was trying to tell you.
You wanna know the funniest part?
It's that all these years, you being so picky with girls,
I thought that maybe it was because you might like me, too.
And then, you know, you told me
I should go out with Nick
and I realized you were just never gonna see me that way.
I can deal with you being gay, Si.
But you set me up to get my heart broken
when you thought I was in love with Nick
and that just makes you cruel.
when I was saying that we have a lot in common, you know,
I wasn't really... That's not what I was talking about.
Just FYI, just for the record.
- Okay, great. Thanks. - All right.
-好的 棒极了 谢谢 -好吧
Did you date me because you think I look like a guy?
No. No, I actually broke up with you
because you don't look like a guy.
Yeah! Hey, Creekwood!
This one's for you, Spier.
You like that, don't you, Spier?
你喜欢这个 是不是 斯皮尔
Oh, yeah, Ethan, Simon likey.
噢耶 伊森 西蒙喜欢
You have something you wanna say to me?
I said do you have something to say to me?
- I'll take it from here. - Hey, Ms. Albright.
Don't "Hey, Ms. Albright" me.
We're not friends.
You're not gonna braid my hair or paint my nails.
Get your ass off the table now!
You sweaty, hormonal virgins.
You know what? You're about to be suspended for so long,
that by the time it's over,
you're gonna be the fat, bald, unhappily married
wildly mediocre nobodies you're destined to become.
You can't talk to us like that.
Actually, I can, 'cause I just did.
实际上 我可以 因为我刚刚就这么说了
Because you're just those two assholes
that did that shitty thing in front of the whole school.
Nobody feels sorry for those assholes, especially me.
Now, walk. Mr. Worth's office now.
I'mma sell it. Get my tubes tied.
Why does Mr. Worth have to talk to us?
I mean, can't we just let this shit go?
Hey, I'm sorry, Ethan.
None of this ever happened when just you were out.
You know what they say, one gay's a snooze,
two's a hilarious hate crime.
You could've told me you were gay.
I guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
You're telling me, Simon.
It's not like your all-hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.
Maybe I was jealous.
You've been out since you were 16.
It always seemed so easy for you.
Are you kidding me?
My mom still tells my grandparents
about all the girls I'm dating
when we go over to their house for dinner, every Sunday.
She says it's 'cause they're old and religious,
and it's just easier that way.
I don't know, maybe that's true.
But you should hear her voice when she talks about the girls.
All right, boys, come on in.
好了 小子们 进来吧
All right, just stand right here.
Okay, these gentlemen have something
that they would like to say to you.
- We're sorry. - Our bad.
That's right. 'Cause at Creekwood High,
what do we believe in?
And "tolerance" means we respect
Simon and Ethan's choice to be boyfriends.
- We are not boyfriends. - Yeah. No.
Hey, whatever you wanna call it,
it's fine with me. Seriously.
We call it "Two people
that are not at all romantically involved."
Yeah, I get it. Keepin' it casual, man.
嗯 我明白 随意点
I can dig, seriously.
Oh. Simon. Hey, can we talk?
I don't have anything to say to you.
Please, please. I just wanted to say that I was sorry, okay?
拜托了 拜托了 我只是想说我很抱歉
I didn't know or think
that people still did shit like that.
And I got in a lot of shit for Homecoming,
and I wanted everyone to focus on something else, you know?
I just didn't think it was gonna be a big thing.
I don't care if you didn't think that my coming out
was gonna be a big thing, Martin.
Look, you don't get to decide that.
I'm supposed to be the one that decides
when and where, and how and who knows and how I get to say it.
何时 何地 如何 向谁出柜的人
That's supposed to be my thing!
And you took that away from me.
So, well, can you please just get the fuck away from me?
I saw the posts. I know who you are.
That's what they call Simon Says in France.
I'm sorry, Simon. I can't do this anymore.
抱歉 西蒙 我不能继续了
- Please, Blue. - I'm so sorry.
-求你了 小蓝 -真的很抱歉
You can't leave me alone. Everything's falling apart.
I mean, I haven't even talked to her.
I haven't even seen her at school.
Anyway, I guess I'll see you in class, right?
- Yeah, totally. - Okay.
- Hey. - Hey, Simon.
-你好 -你好 西蒙
No. No, it's not me. Sorry.
不 不是我 抱歉
I know you've had a crazy couple days.
You wanna talk about it?
No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked.
不 抱歉 我不该问的
- No, don't worry. - Sorry for bothering you.
-不 没事的 -抱歉打扰你了
I knew you had a secret.
I mean, when you were little, you were so carefree.
But these last few years, more and more...
it's almost like I could feel you holding your breath.
I wanted to ask you about it, but I...
Maybe I made a mistake.
No. No, Mom, you...
不 不 妈妈 你...
You didn't make a mistake.
Being gay is your thing.
There are parts of it you have to go through alone.
As soon as you came out, you said, "Mom, I'm still me."
I need you to hear this.
You are still you, Simon.
And you are still the same son who I love to tease,
and who your father depends on for just about everything.
And you're the same brother
who always compliments his sister on her food,
even when it sucks.
But you get to exhale now, Simon.
You get to be more you than you have been...
in a very long time.
You deserve everything you want.
- Hey. - What's up?
What are you doing?
Just going for a run, you know.
- Daily ritual. - Yeah, you've never done that.
-日常锻炼 -得了 你以前从来没跑过
But you're wearing jeans.
They're my running jeans.
Simon, you're about to pass out.
Okay, fine. I'm not going for a run.
Hey, Leah. Please, listen.
莉亚 求你了 听我说
Look, I know, okay?
听着 我知道 好吗
You didn't want anyone to know you're gay.
No, that wasn't just it.
I fell in love with someone.
That guy in the emails...
And I knew that if Martin leaked our emails,
it'd scare him off.
I know what I did was messed up.
You're my best friend.
If I'm your best friend,
then why did you come out to Abby and not me?
Think it was easier.
I've known Abby for six months,
and I've known you for 13 years.
And I knew that if I told you,
that everything was gonna be different.
I really wanted things to stay the same.
Tell me about this guy you love.
- You sure? - Yeah.
It'll help me kill off Hetero Simon in my mind.
- You don't have to kill him off. - He's dead, Si.
-也不必消灭吧 -他已经死了 小西
Hacking him up with a mental machete as we speak.
All right. Fair enough.
So, I call him Blue.
How long have you known?
Like, I really started to get it when I was around...
Four years? Four years of...
eating dinner together,
four years of going to movies together.
Four years of walking Bieber together.
I shouldn't have missed it.
No. Hey, no, Dad.
不是的 不是这样 爸
All those stupid jokes...
Well, I know you didn't mean 'em.
It doesn't matter. I shouldn't have missed it.
in case the message got lost somewhere I just...
I just want you to know that I love you.
And I'm really proud of you.
I wouldn't change anything about you.
I'm trying. I'm trying.
How's that video for Mom coming?
- Good. - Good, good.
-挺好的 -好 好
You don't know how to export it, do you?
Can you help me with that, please?
- Okay. - Let's go.
I thought maybe we could sign up for Grindr together.
You don't know what Grindr is, do you?
It's Facebook for gay people.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you 20 years of bliss.
BGM: Shine A Light - BANNERS
Did you guys do this?
Simon and I did it, yeah.
- I just helped. - It was mostly me.
I can't believe you did this.
I panicked and bought you a watch.
You can give me somethin' later
that I can't get in the store.
That's really gross.
- Oh, guys, just look. - Sorry, just pay attention.
-好好看 -抱歉 认真看
Just look at baby Bieber!
Just look at our baby!
Dear students of Creekwood High School,
As anyone with a half-decent data plan already knows,
a recent post on this very website
declared that I was gay.
The delivery left something to be desired,
but the message is true.
For a long time, I was killing myself to hide that fact.
I had all these reasons.
It was unfair that only gay people had to come out.
I was sick of change.
But the truth is I was just scared.
Come on, Garrett. Let's go!
快 加勒特 快来
At first I thought it was just a gay thing.
But then I realized, no matter what,
announcing who you are to the world is pretty terrifying
because what if the world doesn't like you?
So, I did whatever I could to keep my secret.
I hurt the best, most important people.
And I want them to know that I'm sorry.
I am done being scared.
I'm done living in a world where I don't get to be who I am.
I deserve a great love story.
Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as eff,
so anyone adverse to gratuitous feelings
kindly click over to the BuzzFeed quiz
or resume the porn you paused to read this.
Did you even use the ladder?
This guy that I love once wrote
that he felt like he was stuck on a Ferris wheel.
On top of the world one minute,
at rock bottom the next.
That's how I feel now.
I couldn't ask for more amazing friends,
a more understanding family.
But it would all be so much better
if I had someone to share it with.
I might not know your name or what you look like.
But I know who you are.
I know you're funny and thoughtful.
That you choose your words carefully
and that they're always perfect.
And I know that you've been pretending for so long
it's hard to believe you can stop.
Like I told you at the very beginning,
- Hi, Simon. - What's up?
-你好 西蒙 -好
after the play, Friday at 10:00,
you know where I'll be.
No pressure for you to show up, but I hope you do.
Because you deserve a great love story too.
Okay. They're not paying me enough for this.
- Hi - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God! - You were amazing.
I'm not even kidding.
- You were, like, insane. - Thank you!
- What's up? - Baby!
- Hey, Simon. - Hey.
-你好 西蒙 -你好
Do you wanna go to the carnival with us tonight?
Get in here, Leah!
We'll be right here.
- Go get him. - All right.
- Yes! - Woo! Yeah!
Spier, Spier, Spier!
斯皮尔 斯皮尔 斯皮尔
That should last a while.
I bet he's waiting for the other gay kid.
Where's Dana? She'll love this.
You got this, buddy. Proud of you.
你能行的 伙计 为你骄傲
- Yeah, buddy! - Yeah!
-加油 兄弟 -加油
We love you, Simon!
Yo. Can you just... Come on, no.
你能... 拜托了 别这样
Okay. That's your last ride ticket, buddy.
好吧 你最后一张票用完了 兄弟
I'm Blue. I love you.
- No, you're not. - No, I'm not. I just...
-不 你不是 -对 我不是 我只是
Here. I'll tell you what.
I got a couple... How much is it?
- It's four tickets, four bucks. - Perfect. Okay. There you go.
-四张票 四块钱 -好的 好了 给你
Last one's on me.
Last call for the Ferris wheel!
Oh, no, I can't watch. I can't watch this, babe. No.
不 我看不下去了 我看不下去了 不
- Okay, Dora. - Wait, wait.
-好了 朵拉 -等等
I was kind of waiting for somebody.
But that night at the party...
Yeah. I was drunk and confused.
And it ended, like, a minute after you saw us.
And I'm black too.
It's kind of crazy, huh?
I didn't think you'd come.
Until I was walking towards you, I didn't think I had it in me.
Are you disappointed that it's me?
Have you seen CreekSecrets?
There are six new confessions, all signed.
"My parents didn't come and see me in Cabaret.
They hate that I wanna be an actor.
I don't know if they'll ever be proud of me.
You're a trendsetter, Spier.
Now, come on, get in the car. We need to go.
- Good morning! - Ah, there he is!
- Morning, Simon. - Top of the morning, kid.
-早上好 西蒙 -早安 孩子
- Nora's specialty. - Mm, coconut?
- Yeah. - You look good.
- Have a good day, honey. - You too.
-祝今天愉快 亲爱的 -你也是
- Is it good? - It's delicious.
- I'll see you guys. - What, you're not gonna eat?
-再见 -怎么 你不吃吗
BGM: Wild Heart - Bleachers
- Mornin'. - Mornin', buddy.
-早上好 -早上好 兄弟
- Good morning. - Hey! How you doin', Leah?
-早上好 -你好吗 莉亚
Pretty good. Pretty good.
- Morning. - Morning.
- Yes. - Oh, yeah.
All right, it's too beautiful a day,
so I think I'm gonna actually take us on a little adventure.
That's exactly what I need!