Good evening! Namaskaar, Sasrakaar, Aadaam.
Welcome to "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"!
- Please give a big round of applause to... - Good Luck Kid -...a very first contestant of the night
Jamal Malik from our very own... Aarmchi Mumbay!
You have a name. Good. Stop, crying.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, very much.
tell me something about yourself.
I work in a call-center...
And what type of call-center should that be?
So you are the one who calls me up
every single day of my life with special offers, huh?
No, actually I am an assistant.
An assistant phone basher?
And what does an assistant phone basher do exactly?
I get tea for people and...
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
Jamal Malik... one who serves hot tea from Mumbay,
let's play "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"!
So, has he confessed yet?
Except his name I could not get anything out of the runt.
You have been here the whole bloody night, Srinivas. What have you been doing?
A little electricity will loosen his tongue, give him.
Ok, so were you wired up?
Or coughing accomplice in the audience?
Or microchip under your skin, huh?
Not here? Ok, leave it. Leave it.
It's hot, and my wife is giving me hell.
I've got a desk full of murderers, rapists,
extortionists, bomb bandits, and you.
So why don't you save us both a lot of time
and tell me how you cheated.
He's is unconscious, fucker. What good is that?
How many times have I told you, you should once...
Good, good, good Srinivas...
Now we'll have Amnesty International here next
peeing in their pants about human rights.
Get him down, tidy him up please. For God's sake!
Sir, what if he did know the answers?
Professors, doctors, lawyers, general knowledge-wallas
never get beyond 60000 rupees.
What the hell can a slumdog possibly know?
Jamal, catch it, catch it, Jamal!
Hey man, how did you manage to drop a sitter like that, damn it?
The dogs are coming! Run!
If the planes won't kill you, we will!
- Hey, why running here? - Not running!
- Go, go, go... - I'm very sorry.
Want to break your bones, huh?
Brother, please forgive them.
Repeat it! "You have sent for me, Sir?" said Athos.
Ah, here come our very own musketeers.
Thank you for gracing us all with your presence.
Salim, open it correctly.
Don't know how to open a book. What do you think yourself, huh?
the man who knows all the answers.
So Jamal, are you ready for the first question, for 1000 rupees?
Not bad money to sit on a chair
Better than making tea, no?
No? Yes? No? Is that your final answer?
So remember. You have three lifelines.
Ask the audience, fifty-fifty
So the first question, for 1000 rupees, here we go.
Who was the star in the 1973 hit-film "Zanjeer"?
Here... Money. Take the money...
Get out of there, Jamal. Prakash wants a big one.
Stop your time-pass boys. This is urgent...
and since when there is a time limit on a crap?
This is borderline kid. Get a move on...
Since there was a customer waiting, that's when Jamal!
Give me the money back! Give! I'll go elsewhere.
You just lost me a bloody customer.
That's Amitabh's helicopter!
Move, move! Out of the way!
Please wait, I am coming for you!
Amitabh sir, please give me your autograph
Yea, got Amithab's autograph!
You've got it now have you? Amitabh's autograph?
That was my autograph! My autograph!
He offered a good price, so I sold it.
Guess what, you're right. You just won 1,000 rupees.
You don't have to be a genius.
I knew it was Amitabh Bachchan.
Like I said, you do not have to be a genius.
He's the most famous man in India.
A picture of three lions, as seen on the national emblem of India.
What is written underneath?
A: The truth alone triumphs
C: Fashion alone triumphs
What do you think, Jamal?
The most famous phrase of our country.
Do you like to call a friend?
Put the poor man out of his misery, ladies and gentlemen?
My five-year old daughter can answer that question,
That's strange for a millionaire genius.
Your accomplice sneaked out for a piss?
The inspector is asking something.
How much is panipuri at Dharisha store on Chowpatty?
Panipuri. One plate. How much?
Who stole Constable Varmy's bicycle
outside Santa Cruz station last Thursday?
Everyone in Juhu knows that.
Congratulations, Jamal. You just won 4,000 rupees.
In depictions of God Rama he is
famously holding what in his right hand?
They're Muslims, get them!
Why are you standing? Go home!
- Go Jamal. - Come with us.
I wake up every morning wishing I did not know the answer to that question.
If it wasn't for Rama and Allah...
I would still have a mother.
You just won 16000 rupees.
Time for commercial break. Don't go away, now.
If I were you I'd take the money and run.
You're not going to the next one.
She'll have the security guard on us!
She could be our third musketeer.
I'm elder in the family, and I say, she's not coming in, okay?
Which rascal knows the name of the third musketeer.
And that's my elder brother Salim.
You can sleep here if you want.
Welcome back to "Who Wants To Be A Milionaire?"
Our contestant, Jamal Malik, call-center assistant from Mumbay,
is on 16 thousand rupees,
and has already used only one lifeline, ask the audience.
So my friend, you're into serious money.
The song "Darshan Do Ghanshyam" was written by which famous Indian poet?
The way he's taking care of us, he must be a good man.
We're not allowed to talk to the others.
If he is giving us food for the third time, then he really must be a saint.
Very good, Arvind. It's good.
Laughing at me. I'll kill you.
Punnoose, I think you've found your dog.
Okay, get to work. Let's get to work.
Think you're here for a picnic?
Rascals, never do the job... always play all day long?
What are you laughing at?
What's up little brother, you got a problem?
Hey take her. She's for you.
Take her. It's for your own good. Babies earn double.
She said she doesn't want her.
Crying baby, triple price.
Come on! Come on! Get to work!
Get lost, have to go there.
We'll use the hottest ones.
Go back to sleep all of you!
Shut up! Go back to sleep.
- He is ready. - Yes, I'm ready as well.
Listen, kid. Time has arrived to take decision.
You want the life of a slumdog or the life of a man, huh?
A real man. A gunfighter.
Your destiny is in your hands, brother.
You can take my place or...
I just need Maman to like my singing, and we're in the money.
And then can we stop begging?
We'll live in a big house on Harbour Road.
You, me and Salim. The Three Musketeers.
In the moonlight night...
You'll dance like this, huh?
I hope you don't sing just like the way you dance.
So this is it, our day, huh, brother?
Today our time has changed, brother.
It's time to get professional.
First, let me hear that devotional song...
That's my favourite devotional song.
I'm a professional now, what can I do?
Get the torches! Get them!
Salim they are going to kill you!
Come on, Latika! Grab the hand!
- What happened? - She let go!
- What happened to her? - What can I do?
We've got to go back. We've got to go.
He was going to take your eyes out!
Don't worry about her. She'll be fine.
Surdas, is your final answer?
Guess what, you're right!
Blind singers earn double you know that?
What happened to a girl? They blinded her too?
Well it took me a long time to find out.
Rats are running inside my stomach.
Is this your father's train?
So is it your father's train then?
Hey, the boy stealing the paratas!
The Taj Mahal is considered the finest example of Mugal architecture.
Taj Mahal was completed around 1648 using the labour force of 20'000 workers.
In 1980 it became a UNESCO World Heritage Site and was cited as the...
Please take off your shoes
What time is the next tour?
We are on tight schedule.
We have to see the Red Fort this afternoon.
VISITORS ARE REQUESTED TO COLLECT RECEIPT
- No, I... - Please, would it be possible to show us up round now?
Obviously we understand that it costs more for just the two of us.
The Taj Mahal was built by Emperor Khurrama
for his wife Mumtaz, who was the maximum beautiful woman in the world.
Then when she died, the emperor decided to build this five-star hotel,
for everyone who would like to visit her tomb.
But he died in 1587 before any of the rooms were built, or any of the lifts.
But this swimming pool as you can see was completed on schedule in top class fashion.
Is says nothing of this in the guide book.
The guide book was written by a bunch of lazy good-for-nothing Indian beggars.
And this lady and gentlemen is the burial place of Mumtaz.
- A road traffic accident. - Really?
I thought she died in childbirth.
Exactly sir. She was on the way to hospital when it happened.
It's high temperature, huh?
This, Mr David, is the biggest Dhobi Ghat in the whole of India.
Come on, take a real good look at this.
They say that every man in Uttar Pradesh
is wearing a kurta that has been at least washed once out here.
Move it around! Pit-stop's god speed! Schumacher's style!
There are the cows or are those buffalos... What are those over there?
What the hell happened here?
Ok. Hold it! Hold it, will you.
You've got the insurance don't you?
You wanted to see a bit of real India? Here it is!
Well, here is a bit of the real America, son.
On an american 100 dollar bill
there's a portrait of which american statesman?
Oh god he's looking at the camera. He hasn't got a clue.
This is gonna be a walk away. Stand by.
No, he's gonna play with him first.
Get a lot of 100 dollar bills in your in your line of work?
A minimum tip for my services.
Oh, now I know why my cellphone bills are so high.
They tip the chaiwalla with 100 dollar bills.
It's C. Benjamin Franklin.
I think I've just had, hadn't I?
So you exactly have C, right?
Who's on 1,000 rupee note?
or I'll get the electricity out again.
They didn't ask me that question. I don't know why.
It's funny, you don't seem like you're interested in money.
Explain the 100 dollar bill.
Bombay had turned name to Mumbay.
Why don't you understand?
A girl lived here. As tall as me perhaps.
- Her name was Latika. - We don't know anyone of that name.
Ok, she stayed somewhere over there, you know right?
Two chicken burgers, two fries, one mango rassi, one coke!
I'm going to Chowpatty, ok? Wanna come?
For god's sake, you've got some disease?
You're forcing back to this shithole.
We leave our friends, a good life,
We came back to find her.
You did. I don't give a shit about her.
Plenty of pussy in Bombay for Salim.
You should come back to the Cages on Saturday night,
instead of ghost searching for your lost love.
There are 19 million people in this city, Jamal.
Blessings be unto those who do good for others.
- 100. - Why are you fooling me sir?
Honestly. I swear on my mothers soul.
What's on this note? Tell me. Whose picture is it?
He's bald on top with long hair on the sides, like a girl.
So you're a big guy now, Jamal.
You got saved my friend. I wasn't so lucky.
That's the only difference.
Arvind, I'm trying to find...
You owe Maman. Stay away.
More than alive. She's on Pila street. They call her Cherry.
I'll be singing at your funeral.
- Where can we found Cherry? - You want Cherry? Get lost! Go home.
Get lost! Take another one.
- I'll get the bags. - Who are you? What do you want?
- You stupid boys! - Pack it in! Put that.
We got it. Let's go! Let's go!
especially one that I own.
You really thought you could just walk in and take my prize away?
Have you any idea how much this little virgin is worth? Sisterfucker!
- Please continue, Master-ji. - Ok, sir.
- Get them out of here! - No!
Let's not be foolish, Salim.
Heavy, isn't it? Give it to me. Huh?
You can have money, here.
Take it. Go, disappear with your friend. And we'll forget all about this, ok?
Maman never forgets. Isn't that right?
Oh, Maman can make an exception, huh?
I can't take that risk Maman. Sorry.
Who invented the revolver?
Jamal Malik, you're on a dream run.
My heart says you're gonna win more.
The chaiwalla has done it again.
I'll know if you're looking.
You're a sweet boy, Jamal.
Motherfucker! He's not looking for you.
Good. My enemy's enemy is a friend.
Hmm..I've been looking for someone like you.
I thought you'd forgotten.
I never forgot. Not for one moment.
I knew I'd find you in the end.
No, brother. You had a lot to drink.
I am the elder. I am the boss.
For once, you do as I say.
Come on, I saved your life, didn't I?
The man with the Colt 45 says shut up!
Go now or gun master-ji and I will shoot you right between the eyes.
I'm giving you five seconds.
So, did you see them again?
I wouldn't be here if I had.
The most beautiful woman in the world.
You mean the bitch of the slum.
Lock him... he fights! Motherfucker!
Well well... the slumdog barks.
The reasons for make most mistakes in life.
Looks like you've mixed up both.
Srinivas, you need the exersice.
Go and get me something to eat.
Admitting murder to avoid child fraud.
Is not exactly clever thinking.
Now why would you do that?
When somebody asks me a question I tell them the answer.
So, how did you manage to get on the show?
Okay everyone, listen up.
It's been a big week for UK.
But she is already back. Bardi... Jamal?
Oh, well, she did come back, then she went away when Alfie split up with her.
And now she's back again, but it looks as if Alfie still fancies more...
Bardi, keep up. The chaiwalla knows more than you.
Anyway, there's also the festival in Edinburgh.
Anybody knows Edinburgh, Edinburgh?
Kilts, castles, ...uh, haggis. Uh...Ben Navis.
Inspector Taggart, whiskey, Sean Connery.
Good, and "lochs". Their word for lakes.
I'm on "Millionaire" duty today.
- Please, just for five minutes. - I can't.
If the team leader comes just pretend you're on a call doing an upgrade for...
- ..."Friends and Family", I know. - Yeah.
"Who wants to be a millionaire?"
I would like to be a contestant of "Who wants to be a millionaire?"
Bloody bastard. I never get it.
You have to dial, when Prem says "if".
That's when they open the lines.
How the hell do you know that?
That's what Anjum in Technical says. He put a system in.
Hello? Hello? Forgetting someone there for god's sake?
Hello? Dear god will somebody talk to me?
Uh... Hello, Mrs MacKintosh from Kin.. gussie.
It's Kingussie, love. Pronounced: "Kee-nu-ssi".
So where are you from? Abroad I bet?
Just down the road from your house, Mrs. MacKintosh.
Uh... Next to the "loch".
"Loch" Big... "loch" Ben... "Loch" Big Ben.
Next door to Sean Connery's flat.
Look. I'd like to your supervisor, son?
WHAT NAME DO YOU REQUIRE?
SEARCH COMPLETE. 26,283 RESULTS FOUND.
Who is this? Do you know what time is this?
I'm calling from XL5 Communications sir.
As a valued customer, we are offering you a free upgrade with our "Friends and...
Jamal? Is... Is that you, brother?
I thought you were dead or something.
Listen, we had to go Jamal.
Maman's guys... they were searching the hotel.
Jamal? Say something, please!
Cambridge Circus is not in Cambridge.
Too obvious. There's definitely an Oxford Circus in London
There's a rowing race between Oxford and Cambridge,
so ther's probably a Cambridge Circus too, no?
Jamal Malik, you are absolutely right.
It's getting hot in here.
It's you who's in the hot seat, my friend.
Balli, he's got prey on the run.
...you were giving chai for the phone wallas.
And now you're richer than they will ever be.
Ladies and gentlemen, what a player!
God is good, Brother. God is good.
Maman's guys were out for us. We just had to escape.
- Liar. - I left a message for you at work.
We waited for weeks for you at Nagpur.
- There was no message. - Brother. I definitely left a message.
There was no message! There was no message! There was no message!!
I will never forgive you.
That used to be our slum. Can you believe that, huh?
We used to live right there man.
India is at the center of the world now. Brother.
I am at the center of the center.
Javed Khan? The gangster from our slum?
Come on. Who else would save us from Maman's guys, huh?
He's coming. You need to go now. Take my card.
You think them gonna let you out of my sight again, huh?
You stay with me my younger brother.
She's gone brother. Long gone.
Ok, Sir. I'll be right there.
Oh Lord forgive me. I know that I have sinned.
Oh Lord forgive me. I know that I have sinned a lot.
Brother-ji, I am your new cook from the agency. Thousands apologies!
I'm so late for the mensa!
There's nothing about any cook.
There's a dishwasher being delivered. Do you know anything about that?
Oh brother, I... I'm your dishwasher.
Why? You see me, now what?
Why does everyone love this program?
This is a chance to escape, isn't it?
Javed will kill you. Here.
First, you want a dishwasher,
Now you want this fucking cook, huh?
- He's just... - Shut up!
And why you watch this shit tv?
At least I am a millionaire.
Come on, I am hungry. Make me a sandwich.
Salim? You still believe in Salim?
Jamal, I'll be gone soon anyway.
We're getting out of Bombay.
Go, before he kills us both.
- You want to do something for me? - Anything.
I will wait. The VT station. 5 o'clock, every day until you come.
So what? It's too late, Jamal. Now go.
Which cricketer has scored the most first class centuries in history?
But remember, if you answer wrong...
...you lose everything, just like this.
So do you want to do this?
Time for commercial break ladies and gentlemen.
I know, I know. I can't stand the tension either.
Guy from the slums becomes a millionaire overnight.
You know who's the only other person who's done that?
I know what it feels like.
I know what you're being through.
I'm not going to become a millionaire.
You said that before, yeah...
No really, this time I don't.
Come on, you can't take the money and run now.
You are on the edge of history kid.
I don't see what else I can do.
Maybe it's written my friend.
I don't know I just have some kind of gut feeling, you're gonna win this.
Standby, everyone. We are on line in 13...
Rakesh please give backup, man.
Yeah, he's gone. I'm just giving...
Do the right thing and in approximately 3 minutes
you'll be as famous as me.
And as rich as me. Almost.
From rags to Raja. It's your destiny.
We are on. Applause and music please!
Welcome back to "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"!
In the chair tonight is Jamal Malik, as if we don't know.
Which cricketer has scored the most first class centuries in history?
No it isn't Sachin Tendulkar.
So it could be Ricky Ponting, Jack Hobbs or Michael Slater.
I'll use a lifeline. Fifty-fifty.
Computer, take away the two wrong answers please.
Well, you were right about Sachin Tendulkar.
That leaves your fifty-fifty choice, Jamal.
B: Ricky Ponting or D: Jack Hobbs.
Decision time. For 10 million rupees.
The Ricky Ponting, the Australian great cricketer?
So it could be B, Ricky Ponting?
...Lock D. Computer-ji lock D.
With 197 first class centuries, the answer is...
Jamal Malik! Millionaire!
Do the dance! Come on! Come on!
So, are you ready for the final question?
No. But maybe it's written, no?
Okay. The final question! On who wants to be a...
Ahh... What a show ladies and gentlemen! What a show!
Join us tomorrow night...
...to see if Jamal Malik has made the biggest mistake of his life by just one biggest prize, history of Indian television.
- Let's go! - Easy! Easy!
- No tricks! - What's going on?
- He's a cheat. - How do you know he's cheating?
Bloody village boy. I fed him the wrong answer, and he never should call it right.
Not exactly. Well that doesn't matter. That's my show!
It is a bizarrely plausible, and yet...
Because I'm a slumdog, a chaiwalla.
But you are not a liar, Mr Malik. That's for sure.
I don't know where they've taken her.
I went on the show, because I thought she'd be watching.
Did Jamal Malik, an uneducated 18 year old boy from the slums of Mumbay,
win one crore by fair means or by foul play.
And the crowd around me bears an even bigger question:
Will he be back tonight to play for another 20 million rupees?
Jamal Malik, a name which has been in news in every town, neighbourhood, villages and homes.
18 year old Jamal Malik, is from Juhu Mumbai and he's showing his elegance in the show "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire".
Jamal Malik has won 1 core rupees and just one question away from...
Hey you come here, give me a kiss.
Yes buddy, I couldn't hear a thing in there.
Look, you've to make arrangment for us to come into the town.
As if it wasn't enough drama in a contestant reaching the final question,
Jamal Malik was last night arrested on suspicion of fraud.
That guy. He will never come. Ever.
Just drive. There won't be another chance.
God sake will take you out of this.
Evil what I've done please forgive me.
Hey, Jamal? The millionaire? Hey son, Jamal...
The millionaire who won 2 cores? The one with all the cash? With 2 lakhs!
- Go son, go with my blessing and win it all. - Is that him?... Is that him?
- It's him, Jamal! - We love you Jamal!
The nation's gripped with millionaire fever.
As Jamal Malik, an uneducated youngman from the Juhu slum in Mumbay,
won a staggering 10 million rupee
on a television show who wants to be a millionaire,
and estimated 90 million people watching us tonight
to see if he will make a one stage further to 20 million rupees.
Where is everyone? Get back in there!
Welcome back to who wants to be a millionaire.
I can safetly say that tonight
is the biggest night of both our lives.
Jamal Malik, the call assistant worker from Mumbay,
has already won 10 million.
He can walk away with that in his pocket
or make the biggest gamble in television history.
And go for the final question
and a staggering 20 million rupees.
Are you ready for that question?
Big reader are you, Jamal?
In Alexandre Dumas' book, the "The Three Musketeers",
two of the musketeers are called Athos and Porthos.
What was the name of the third Musketeer?
Come on in, come inside baby.
She could be our third musketeer.
Final question for 20 million rupees, and he is smiling.
I guess you know the answer.
Do you believe it, I don't.
So you take the 10 million and walk?
If you get the answer wrong,
10 million rupees, Jamal.
I'd like to phone a friend.
You're going to the wire.
The final lifeline. Here we go.
That's my brother's number, but...
The kind of brother, who go for a walk on a 20 million rupee question?
It's the only number I know.
You are on your own, Jamal.
I'm guessing that isn't your brother.
You want to hear the question one more time? And let's be clear about this.
20 million rupees right on your answer, you have 30 seconds.
- Salim! - Jamal, please read out the question to Latika now.
- It is really you? - Yes.
The question, Jamal. The question!
In Alexandre Dumas' book, the "The Three Musketeers",
two of the musketeers are called Athos and Porthos.
What was the name of the third Musketeer?
Was it A: Aramis, B: Cardinal Richelieu, C: D'Artagnan or D: Planchet?
Uhh... Latika, what do you think?
I don't know. I've never known.
You really are on your own now, Jamal.
Your final answer for 20 million rupees.
You inside, you shameless Salim...
Yes, final answer. A, Aramis.
Salim!... Salim! Open the door! Salim!
Jamal Malik, call center assistant from Mumbay,
for two draws 20 million rupees
you were asked who the third musketeer was in novel by Alexander Dumas.
Which is. I have to tell you.
What a man! What a night!
I knew you'd be watching.
I thought we'd be together only in death.
" Victory To Thee, Victory To Thee " - [Jai Ho, Jai Ho]
" Come come below the decorated tent of life " - [Aaja Aaja Jind Shamiyane Ke Tale]
" Come under the glittering blue sky " - [Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale]
" Victory To Thee, Victory To Thee " - [Jai Ho, Jai Ho]
" Come come below the decorated tent of life " - [Aaja Aaja Jind Shamiyane Ke Tale]
" Come under the glittering blue sky " - [Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale]
" Victory To Thee, Victory To Thee " - [Jai Ho, Jai Ho]
" Victory to thee.., Victory to thee.., Victory to thee.., Victory to thee.. " - [Jai Ho.., Jai Ho.., Jai Ho.., Jai Ho..]
" Night after night I truly died.. " - [Ratti Ratti Sachi Maine Jaan Gavayi Hai]
" Spent the nights dancing on hot coals.. " - [Nach Nach Koylo Pe Raat Bitayi Hai]
" I blew the sleep in my eyes with air from my mouth " - [Akhiyon Ki Neend Maine Phoonko Se Uda Di]
" I burned my finger with blue star by counting them" - [Gin gin Neele Tare Se Maine Ungli Jalayi Hai]
" Come come below the decorated tent of life " - [Aaja Aaja Jind Shamiyane Ke Tale]
" Come under the glittering blue sky " - [Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale]
" Victory to thee, Victory to thee, Victory to thee, Victory to thee " - [Jai Ho, Jai Ho, Jai Ho, Jai Ho]
" Dance! Dance! " - [Baila! Baila!]
" Now with me, you dance for today " - [Ahora conmigo, tu baila para hoy]
" For our day, just forget whatever problems there may be " - [Por nuestro dia olvidas los problemas que sean]
" Dance! Dance! " - [Baila! Baila!]
" Victory to thee.., Victory to thee.., Victory to thee.., Victory to thee.. " - [Jai Ho.., Jai Ho.., Jai Ho.., Jai Ho..]
" Taste it, yes taste it, this night is honey, taste it " - [Chakh Le, Ha Chakh Le, Ye Raat Shahad Hai.. Chakh Le]
" Keep it, yes this is heart, heart is last limit.. Keep it " - [Rakh Le, Ha Dil Hai, Dil Aakhri Had Hai.. Rakh Le]
" Dark, this eyeliner of yours, is it your black magic? " - [Kala Kala Kajal Tera Koi Kala Jadoo Hai Na]
" Come come below the decorated tent of life " - [Aaja Aaja Jind Shamiyane Ke Tale]
" Come under the glittering blue sky " - [Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale]
" Victory to thee.., Victory to thee.., Victory to thee.., Victory to thee.. " - [Jai Ho.., Jai Ho.., Jai Ho.., Jai Ho..]
" Victory to thee, Victory to thee " - [Jai Ho, Jai Ho]