New more details about the new star trek film.
There's going to be a scene depicting spock's birth.
I'd be more interested
In a scene depicting spock's conception.
For vulcans, mating-- or if you will, pon fahr--
对于瓦肯人 交配 或者你可以说"pon fahr"...
It's an extremely private matter.
Still, I'd like to know the details.
His mother was human.
His father is vulcan.
They couldn't just conceive.
Maybe they had to go to a clinic.
Can you imagine spock's dad in a little room
With a copy of pointy ears and shapely rears.
How come on star trek
Everybody's private parts are the same?
No alien lady ever told captain kirk,
"hey, get your thing out of my nose."
Hi. can you help me?
I was writing an e-mail and the "a" key got stuck.
Now it's just going "aaa..."
What'd you spill on it?
And a little nail polish.
I'll take a look at it.
Gentlemen, switching to local nerd news--
Fishman, chen, chaudury and mcnair aren't fielding a team
今年的大学物理碗比赛 渔夫 陈 肖杜里和麦克奈
In the university physics bowl this year.
You're kidding. why not?
They formed a barbershop quartet and got a gig
Playing knott's berry farm.
Wow, so in your world
You're like the cool guys.
This is our year.
With those guys out, the entire physics bowl
Will kneel before zod.
Kryptonian villain. long story.
You want me to use my intelligence
In a tawdry competition?
Picasso to play pictionary?
Would you ask noah webster to play boggle?
Would you ask jacques cousteau to play go fish?
Come on, you need a four-person team.
We're four people.
By that reasoning we should also
Play bridge, hold up a chuppah
And enter the olympic bobsled competition.
Tickets to that, please.
Sheldon, what, do I need to quote
谢尔顿 你什么意思 需要我引用
Spock's dying words to you?
"the needs of the many...
"...outweigh the needs of the few.
...or the one."
Damn it, I'll do it.
By aBu 201705
天才也性感 第一季 第13集
Okay, first order of physics bowl business
We need a truly kick-ass team name.
How about the perpetual motion squad?
It's beyond the laws of physics, plus
A little heads-up for the ladies.
"perpetual motion squad-- we can go all night."
Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures,
Thus intimidating one's opponent.
Then we could be the bengal tigers.
No animal exceeds the relative fighting strength
But you can't incinerate a bengal tiger
With a magnifying glass.
Let's put it to a vote.
All those in favor... point of order.
I move that any vote on team names
Must be unanimous.
No man should be forced to emblazon his chest
With a bengal tiger when common sense dictates
It should be an army ant.
Will the gentleman from the great state of denial
Yield for a question?
After we go through the exercise
Of an annoying series of votes,
All of which the gentleman will lose,
Does he then intend to threaten to quit
If he does not get his way? he does.
I move we are the army ants. all those in favor?
Good afternoon, and welcome
To today's physics bowl practice round.
I'm penny, and I'll be your host
Because apparently I didn't have anything else to do
On a saturday afternoon,
And isn't that just a little sad?
Gentlemen, are you ready?
Yes. of course. fire away.
You know, it's none of my business,
But isn't a guy who can't speak
In front of women going to hold you back a little?
Oh, he'll be okay
Once the women are mixed into the crowd.
He only has a problem when they're one-on-one
Ah, thanks, raj. it's vanilla oil.
谢了 拉杰 是香草味的油
I was actually the one who noticed.
Okay, let's just start.
Okay, the first question
Is on the topic of optics.
"what is the shortest light pulse ever produced?"
And of course the answer is 130 attoseconds.
That is correct. I knew that, too.
Good for you, sweetie.
Ok, next question.
"what is the quantum mechanical effect
"used to encode data on hard-disk drives?"
And of course the answer is
Giant magnetoresistance. right.
And I answered. it's called teamwork.
Don't you think I should answer
The engineering questions? I am an engineer.
By that logic I should answer
All the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal.
Just ask another one.
"what artificial satellite has seen glimpses
Of einstein's predicted frame dragging?"
And of course, it's gravity probe b.
You have to let somebody else answer.
Because it's polite.
What do manners have to do with it?
Were the romans polite when they salted the ground
Of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again?
Leonard, you said I only had to ask questions.
The objective of the competition is to give correct answers.
If I know them, why shouldn't I give them?
Some of us might have the correct answers, too.
Oh, please. you don't even have a phd.
All right, that's it!
Howard, sit down. okay.
-霍华德 坐下 -好吧
Maybe we should take a little break.
Good idea. I need my wrist brace.
All this button-pushing
Is aggravating my old nintendo injury.
He compared sheldon
To a disposable feminine cleansing product
One might use on a summer's eve.
Yeah, and the bag it came in.
I want to show you something.
Can it wait? I need to talk to you.
I've designed the perfect uniforms for our team.
The colors are based on star trek the original series.
The three of you will wear support red,
And I will wear command gold.
Why do they say "aa"?
Isn't that confusing?
Something else to certain people.
Why would a physics bowl team
Be called anodized aluminum?
I got you a batman cookie jar.
What's the occasion?
Well, you're a friend, and you like batman
And cookies, and you're off the team.
Howard, raj and I just had a team meeting.
No, you didn't. yes, we did. I just came from there.
-不 你们没开 -是 我们确实开了 我刚从那回来
Okay, I don't know where you just came from,
But it could not have have been a team meeting
Because I'm on the team and I wasn't there.
Ergo, the team did not meet.
OK. let me try it this way.
I was at a coffee klatch with a couple of friends,
And one thing led to another,
And it turns out you're off the team.
Because you're taking all the fun out of it.
Is the winner of the physics bowl
The team that has the most fun?
OK. let me try it this way.
And no one wants to play with you anymore.
Well, at this point I should inform you
That I intend to form my own team
And destroy the molecular bonds
That bind your very matter together
And reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Thanks for the heads-up.
One more thing. yes?
It's on . B.I.T.C.H.
So who'd he get to be on his team?
He just smiles and eats macaroons out of his bat jar.
He's using psychological warfare.
We must reply in kind.
I say we wait until he looks at us,
Then laugh like, "yes, you are a smart and strong competitor,
咱们也笑 好像在说"是 你是个聪明强大的对手"
"but we are also smart and strong,
And we have a reasonable chance of defeating you."
How exactly would that laugh go?
That sounds more like, "we are a tall,
Thin woman who wants to make a coat out of your dalmatians."
Guys, let's remember
That sheldon is still our friend and my roommate.
Let's destroy him.
Okay, we're going to need a strong fourth for our team.
You know who is apparently very smart
Is the girl who played tv's blossom.
She got a phd. in neuroscience or something.
Raj, we're not getting tv's blossom
To join our physics bowl team.
How about the girl from the wonder years?
Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution
To all our problems.
We can't ask leslie winkle.
Why? because you slept together,
And when she was done with you
She discarded you like last night's chutney?
Sometimes you've got to take one for the team.
Yeah, sack up, dude.
是啊 有点男人样 伙计
Here I go, taking one for the team...
So, leslie, I have a question for you,
A little awkward, you know, given that i...
Leonard, there's no reason to feel uncomfortable
Just because we've seen each other's faces
And naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.
Gee, 'cause it sure sounds like there should be.
Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship
Regarding your preferences,
Your idiosyncrasies, your performance
Are still protected by the inherent
Confidentiality of the bedroom.
That's all very comforting, but if it's okay,
I'd like to get on to my question now.
We are entering the physics bowl,
And we need a fourth for our team.
I'm really busy with my like-sign dilepton
Dilepton, shmylepton. we need you.
轻子 人人都能"搞"的研究 我们需要你
We'll just have to face sheldon mano y mano
Wait, you're going up against sheldon cooper?
That arrogant, misogynistic, east texas doorknob
That told me I should abandon my work
With high-energy particles for laundry and childbearing?
so, how do you feel?
Got your game face on?
Yeah. you know, you don't have to stay for the whole thing.
Oh, no, no. I want to.
不 不 我想待
Sounds really interesting.
I'm just gonna sit down.
So, is that your team?
Actually, I don't need a team.
I could easily defeat you single-handedly,
But the rules require four.
So, may I introduce the third-floor janitor,
The lady from the lunch room, and my spanish is not good--
Either her son or her butcher.
And what about your team?
What rat have you recruited to the s.s. sinking ship?
Yeah, leslie winkle.
The answer to the question,
"who made sheldon cooper cry like a little girl?"
Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap,
And you're an inorganic adhesive.
So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction
Is reflected off of me,
Returns on its original trajectory
Okay, if everyone could please take your seats.
Here's your t-shirt.
It's a couple days early...
No. it stands for "perpetual motion squad."
Oh, right, of course.
What was I thinking?
Good afternoon, everyone,
And welcome to this year's physics bowl!
Today's preliminary match features two great teams.
All night long, y'all!
Okay, well, let's jump right in.
"what is the iso-spin singlet partner of the pi-zero meson?"
The velcro on my wrist brace
Caught on my shirt.
All right, for ten points,
"what is the lightest element on earth
With no stable isotope?"
And of course, the answer is technetium.
"what is the force between two uncharged plates
Due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?"
Sheldon can suck on... the casimir effect.
How does a quantum computer factor large numbers?
4.1855 times ten to the seventh ergs per calorie.
Prevost's theory of exchanges.
Lambda equals one over pi r squared n.
760 degrees celsius...
The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.
Mr. wolowitz, this is your second warning.
Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet
Has a mass greater than the earth.
Ladies and gentlemen, I hold in my hand the final question.
The score now stands. Aa 1,150, pms 1,175.
现在比分显示 AA队 1150分 PMS队 1175分
So, for 100 points and the match,
Please turn your attention to the formula on the screens.
Solve the equation.
What the hell is that?
Looks like something they found on the ship at roswell.
Leonard, it's not gonna work if you rush me.
You have to let me get there.
You are never gonna let that go, are you?
Sorry, I panicked.
I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
Aa.If you can answer correctly, the match is yours.
AA队 如果你们能回答正确 你们就赢得比赛
Aa, I need your answer.
The answer is minus eight pi alpha.
Hang on. hang on a second.
That's not our answer.
What are you doing?
Winning physics bowl.
How do you know anything about physics?
Here I am janitor.
In former soviet union, I am physicist.
Well, that's a delightful little story,
But our arrangement was that you sit here
And not say anything-- I answer the questions.
You didn't answer question.
Hey, look, now, maybe you have democracy now
In your beloved russia,
But on this physics bowl team, I rule with an iron fist.
Aa, I need your official answer.
Well, it's not what he said.
Then what is it? I want a different question.
You can't have a different question.
I need your official answer.
No. I decline to provide one.
Well, that's too bad because the answer
Your teammate gave was correct.
That's your opinion.
All right, the winner of the match is...
Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter
Than everyone else so important
That you would rather lose by yourself
Than win as part of a team?
I don't understand the question.
The winner is pms.
Sorry, somebody's sitting there.
My physics bowl trophy.
That trophy is meaningless.
I forfeited, therefore you did not win.
I know someone who would disagree. who?
My physics bowl trophy.
Leonard is so smart.
All right, that is very immature.
You're right. I'm sorry.
Okay, new contest.
What are you doing?
I am settling once and for all
Who is the smartest around here, okay?
Are you ready? Absolutely.
Bring it on. okay.
"marsha, jan and cindy were the three daughters
玛莎 简 和辛迪是哪部电视剧中的
"sammy hagar replaced david lee roth
As the lead singer in what group?"
"madonna was married to this ridgemont high alum."
Oh, my god! sean penn!
How do you know these things?
I go outside, and I talk to people.
"what actor holds the record
For being named people magazine's sexiest man alive?"
William shatner. wait.
I don't think it's shatner.
Then it's got to be patrick stewart.
"singer who sang, oops, I did it again'"?
哪位歌手演唱的"Oops, I did it again"?
"tweetie bird tought he taw a what?"
He tought he taw a romulan.