Okay, okay, I checked.
We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, cinnamon stick...
我们有伯爵茶 英式早餐茶 肉桂茶…
...chamomile, mint medley, blackberry and, uh...
洋菊茶 薄荷花草茶 黑莓茶…
Oh, wait, there's one more, um... Lemon soother.
等等 还有一种… 柠檬花草茶
You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you?
Mail call. Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Oh, cool. A free sample of coffee.
Oh, good, because where else would we get any? Ha, ha.
真好 不然的话 我们要去哪里索取？
- Oh, great. - What is it?
- 这可好了 - 那是什么？
Country club newsletter.
My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.
Oh, my God. It's Barry and Mindy.
噢 天啊 是巴瑞和敏蒂
- Barry, who you almost...? - Barry, who I almost...
- 巴瑞 你差点就…？ - 我差点就…
- Mindy, your maid of... - My maid of...
- 敏蒂 你的伴娘… - 我的伴娘…
Let me see. That's Mindy?
Wow, she is pretty.
...to have had a friend like you.
Marcel, bring me the rice. Come on, bring me the rice. Come on.
马塞尔 把饭拿过来给我 快点 把饭拿过来
Good boy. Good bye. Come here, give me the rice.
好孩子 好孩子 过来 拿饭给我
Thank you. Good boy.
Well, I see he's mastered the difference between "bring me the"...
...and "pee in the."
"Bring me the" and... Rach?
"拿过来" 和… 瑞秋？
- What? - Hi.
- 什么事？ - 你好
- I mean, I gave Barry up, right? - Mm.
- 是我甩掉巴瑞的 不是吗？ - 嗯
I should be happy for them.
I am. I'm happy for them.
- Really? - No.
- 真的吗？ - 假的
Oh. Oh, I guess it would be different if I were with somebody.
我想 要是我身边有了别人 感觉就不一样了
Whoa, what, uh, ha, ha...
What happened to, uh, "Forget relationships.
I'm done with men"? The whole, uh, penis embargo?
I guess it's not about no guys.
- It's about the right guy, you know? - Hmm.
- 而是要找到对的男人 你知道吗？ - 唔
With Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat.
跟巴瑞在一起 感觉很安全安逸 但是没有火花
- Mm. - You know, with Paolo...
- 嗯 - 跟巴洛…
...that's all there was, was heat.
And I mean, it was just this raw, animal, sexual...
说真的 就是那种活生生的 野性 感官的…
Right, right. I got it.
好 好 我了解
I mean, do you think you can ever have both?
You know? Someone who's like your best friend...
...but then also can make your toes curl.
Yes. Yes, I do. I really do.
Uh, in fact, it's funny.
Very often, someone who you wouldn't think could...
...curl your toes...
...might just be the one who...
Gets interrupted. Hi.
Hey, guys, how was the movie?
- Oh, so wonderful. - Oh, it was so good.
- 太棒了 - 非常好看
- Suck fest. - Total chick flick.
- 烂到爆 - 只有女生才会去看
I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies...
...with, like, you know, like, guns and bombs...
...and, like, buses going really fast.
Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie...
...just so long as there's a little nudity.
- There was nudity. - I meant female nudity.
- 有裸露镜头啊 - 我是说女性的裸露镜头
All right, I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
All right, I've got to go. Ahem.
Come on, Marcel. Come on.
过来 马塞尔 过来
Yeah, we're gonna go take a bath.
Yes, we are, aren't we? Yes, we are.
对啊 我们要洗澡哦 好不好？
They're still just friends, right?
And I will see you tomorrow.
That's right. You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you?
没错 明天你要来瑞秋阿姨这边 对不对？
Hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?
等一下 等一下 摩妮卡阿姨有没有权利说话？
Please, Aunt Monica, please? Ha, ha.
拜托啦 摩妮卡阿姨 好不好？
Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be here.
拜托 放轻松 明天你根本就不在
I can't believe we're having this discussion.
I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief.
Don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened?
I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship...
...with someone exactly like me.
She really said that?
Well, I added the "exactly like me" part.
But she said she's looking for someone. And someone is gonna be there tonight.
Well, I think it's perfect. It's just gonna be the two of us.
She spent all day taking care of my monkey.
I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
Anyway, you know, I figured after work, I'd go pick up a bottle of wine...
反正 下班后 我去买一瓶酒…
...go over there and, uh, try to woo her.
Hey, you know what you should do?
You should take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used.
If you keep this up...
...you'll be finished with this sucker by the end of the week.
Now, the one in the feathered boa, that's Dr. Francis.
Now, she used to be a man.
Oh, look. See, now, there's Raven. We hate her.
你看 那是瑞文 我们讨厌她
We're glad she's dying.
And then... What? Marcel.
Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to...
Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?
Oh, Marcel. Bad monkey.
噢 马塞尔 坏猴子
A little engagement gift.
I'm sure you didn't register for that.
Who died? Who died?
Roll him over. Oh, come on, roll him over. Oh!
把他翻过来 快点 把他翻过来
Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right, Marcel? Because...
我们知道那不是德柯斯特 对不对 马塞尔？因为…
Marcel? Marcel? Marc...?
- How could you lose him? - I don't know, I don't know.
- 你怎么可能把他弄丢了？ - 我也不知道
We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe...
Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
I don't know. The left one.
Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
Whoa, oh. Why is the air in here so negative?
- Rachel lost Marcel. - Oh, no. How?
- 瑞秋把马塞尔弄丢了 - 不会吧 怎么弄的？
- He pooped in my shoe. - Which one?
- 他大便在我的鞋子里 - 哪一只？
Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
No, which one? Ha, ha.
The right or left?
Because the left one is lucky.
Come on, you guys. What am I gonna do?
大伙儿 拜托 我该怎么办？
All right, all right, all right. You're a monkey...
好吧 好吧 你是一只猴子…
...you're loose in the city.
Okay, it's his first time out...
...so he's probably gonna want to do some of the touristy things.
I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room.
Oh, my God! Come on, you guys.
He's gonna be home any minute. He's gonna kill me.
Start with the building. You take the first and second floor.
Phoebe and I will take third and fourth.
Whoa, whoa. What am I gonna do?
Okay, you stay here and just wait by the phone.
Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you.
Does anybody want to trade?
What do you want?
Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?
黑考斯先生 我们朋友的猴子走丢了 你有没有看到？
I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it?
Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?
I wasn't ready for it.
The monkey, have you seen a monkey?
I saw Regis Philbin once.
Thank you, Mr. Heckles.
You owe me a waffle.
Okay, he's a black capuchin monkey with a white face...
...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side.
- Hi. - Hey. How did it go today?
- 嘿 - 嘿 今天还可以吧？
- Oh, great. It went great. Really great. - Yeah.
- 噢 好极了 顺利到不行 - 好
- Hey, is that wine? - Yeah. Yeah.
- 嘿 你带酒来？ - 对啊
You, uh, want some?
- Oh, I would love some. - Yeah.
- 噢 我很想喝 - 好的
But you know what? You know what? Let's not drink it here.
这样好了 这样好了 我们不要在这里喝
I'm feeling kind of crazy. Do you want to go to Newark?
We could do that. But before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...
...I was, uh, kind of wanted to run something by you.
You know how we were, you know, talking before...
...about relationships and stuff, well...
- Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this. - Okay, quick and painful.
- 天啊 罗斯 我不能这么做 - 好吧 迅速而痛苦
Okay, all right. All right, okay.
好吧 好吧 好吧
Ross, please don't hate me.
Oh, what? What? What?
You know Marcel?
- Yeah? - Well, ahem.
- 怎么？ - 嗯
I kind of, uh... I kind of lost him.
I can't believe this.
I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
我知道 我知道 对不起
You know what? I guess it's partially my fault.
I shouldn't have asked you to start off with a monkey.
I should have started you off with, like, a pen or a pencil.
Ross, I'm doing everything that I can.
I've got everybody looking for him and I got...
- Who is it? - Animal Control.
- 哪一位？ - 动物紧急救援小组
- See, I've even got Animal Control. - You called Animal Control?
- 我还打电话给动物紧急救援 - 你打给动物救援？
Why? Do you not like them?
Heh. Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.
I'm not allowed to have him in the city.
If they find him, they'll take him away from me.
Okay, well, now, see, you never ever, ever told us that.
好吧 这样说好了 你从来没有告诉过我们这件事
That's right, because I didn't expect you we're gonna invite them to the apartment.
Hi. Thanks for coming.
Somebody called about a monkey?
Oh. Oh, you know what? That was a complete misunderstanding.
Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we didn't.
对啊 我们以为我们看到一只猴子 结果不是
- It turned out it was a hat. - Cat.
- 那是顶帽子 - 猫
Cat. What did I say?
Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor.
- No one's seen Marcel. - Marcel?
- 没有人看到马塞尔 - 马塞尔？
Oh, is that who the monkey's named after?
Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is punishable...
...by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.
You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
菲比 记不记得我们说过 说话前要先想一下？
Yes, but there isn't always time.
Look, I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Um, have a seat.
First of all, we haven't been introduced. I'm Monica Geller.
Oh, my God, you are.
噢 天啊 是你
- And you're Rachel Green. - Yeah.
- 而你是瑞秋•葛林 - 对
Luisa Gianetti. Lincoln High?
I sat behind you guys in homeroom.
Oh! Luisa. Oh, my God.
露伊莎 噢 我的天啊
Monica. It's Luisa!
Luisa. From homeroom.
- You have no idea who I am, do you? - No.
- 你根本不知道我是谁 对不对？ - 不知道
Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me.
Would it have been so hard to say, "Morning, Luisa"...
说句"早安 露伊莎" 还是…
...or "Nice overalls"?
It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems.
我不怪你 你那时候很胖 问题已经够多了
But you. What a bitch.
You know what? Be that as it may.
You think you could you help us out here on that monkey thing, for old times' sake?
I could. But I won't.
If I find that monkey, he's mine.
- Marcel? - Marcel?
- 马塞尔？- 马塞尔？
Hi, can I help you?
Uh, we're kind of having an emergency, and, ahem, we were looking for something.
- A monkey. - Yes, have you seen any?
- 找猴子 - 对 你有没有看到一只猴子？
No. No, I haven't seen a monkey.
Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Sure, sure. Did you try turning the knob back the other way?
- Of course. - Oh. Then, no.
- 当然有 - 那我们就没办法了
Taste this daiquiri. Is there too much rum in here?
Just a second. Hope you find your monkey.
Oh, no, wait. No, no, no. Wait, wait.
噢 不 等一下等一下
Um, we may not know about radiators, per se...
...but we do have a certain amount of expertise...
...in the heating and cooling milieu.
Uh, weren't we kind of in the middle of something here?
Yes, but these women are very hot and they need our help.
对 但是这些女人很热 而且需要我们帮忙
And they're very hot.
We can't, all right?
You have no idea how sorry.
But we promised we'd find this monkey.
If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel.
如果你们看到他 他大概这么高 叫他马塞尔他会回应
So if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.
Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.
好吧 从现在开始 你不准跟外人说话
- Marcel? - Marcel.
- 马塞尔？ - 马塞尔
- Oh, my God. - What?
- 噢 天啊 - 怎么了？
Something just brushed up against my right leg.
- What is it? - Oh.
- 那是什么？ - 噢
Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.
噢 没什么 那是我的左腿
Oh, yeah. Oh, Marcel. Come here.
噢 太好了 噢 马塞尔 过来
- Oh, come here, Marcel. - Step aside, ladies.
- 过来 马塞尔 - 两位小姐 请让开
- What are you gonna do? - Just a small tranquilizer.
- 你要做什么？ - 只是一点镇静剂
Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel!
快跑 马塞尔 快跑 跑啊 马塞尔
- Damn. - Are you okay?
- 该死 - 你还好吧？
Oh, yeah, I think so.
噢 还好 应该没事
This is ridiculous. We've been all over the neighborhood.
He's gone. He's just gone.
- Ross, you don't know that. - Oh, come on. It's cold, it's dark.
- 罗斯 你怎么知道？ - 噢 拜托 现在又冷又暗
He doesn't know the Village.
And now I have a broken foot. Oh, my...
现在我的脚骨断了 噢 我的…
I have no monkey and a broken foot.
Thank you very much.
Ross, you know, I've said I'm sorry, like, a million times.
What do you want me to do? Huh? You want me to break my foot too?
Here, I'm gonna break my foot right now. Ow!
Oh, my God. There, are you happy now?
噢 天啊 好了 这样你高兴了没有？
Yeah, yeah. You know, now that you kicked the sign...
有 有 你踢过交通标志后…
...hey, ha, ha, I don't miss Marcel anymore.
You know, it's not like I did this on purpose.
No, no, no. No, no. This is just vintage Rachel.
不 不 当然不是 这只是标准的瑞秋
I mean, things just sort of happen around you.
I mean, you're off in Rachel Land, doing your Rachel thing...
...totally oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and...
- I don't even want to hear it. - Ross.
- 连我都不想听 - 罗斯
- Forget it, okay? - Ross.
- 算了 可以吗？ - 罗斯
Oh, this is so intense.
One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea.
Hi. Did you order some bananas?
- What about it? - Give me my monkey back.
- 那又怎样？ - 猴子还我
I don't have a monkey.
- Then what's with all the bananas? - Potassium.
- 那买那么多香蕉干什么？ - 需要钾
Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel? Marcel?
好 他在哪里 他在哪里？马塞尔 马塞尔？
What have you done to him?
That's my monkey. That's Patty. Patty the monkey.
那是我的猴子 派蒂 猴子派蒂
- Come here, Marcel. Come on. - Come here, Patty.
- 马塞尔 快点过来 - 派蒂过来
Come here, Marcel.
Come here, Patty.
Here, monkey. Here, monkey. Here, monkey.
过来 猴子 过来这里
- Okay, give me my monkey back. - That's my monkey.
- 好 猴子还我 - 现在他是我的猴子
You're gonna have to take this up with the judge.
That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine.
You can send it back whenever.
- All right, I want my monkey. - No.
- 好 我要我的猴子 - 不行
- Oh, come on, Luisa. - Sorry, prom queen.
- 拜托你 露伊莎 - 很抱歉 毕业舞会皇后
You had to be a bitch in high school,
you couldn't have been fat.
All right, look, in high school, I was the prom queen...
听好 高中时 我是毕业舞会皇后…
...and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you...
也是返校日皇后 班长 而你…
...were also there.
Look, if you take this monkey...
...I will lose one of the most important people in my life.
You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him.
Come on, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here.
拜托你 露伊莎 你有机会可以当更高尚的人
Well, then how about I call your supervisor and I tell her...
...that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart.
Hey, it'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it?
嘿 能把这件裙子脱下来 感觉不错吧？
Or we can leave it on for now. That's fine.
You know, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit.
I'm sorry I was so hard on you before. You know, I just...
No, Ross, come on. No, no. It was my fault. I almost lost your...
不 罗斯 别这样说 都是我不好 几乎让你失去…
No, no. Yeah, but you were the one who got him back.
不 不 多亏了你 他才能回来
You know, you were great.
Hey, we still have that bottle of wine.
Are you in the mood for, uh...
- Sure, that would be good. - All right, uh...
- 好啊 好主意 - 好
The, uh... The neighbors must be vacuuming.
Well, ah, as long as we're here...
...and not on the subject, um, ahem...
I was thinking about, uh...
...how mad we got at each other before.
And, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we...
- Rachel? - Barry?
- 瑞秋？ - 巴瑞？
I can't. I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy.
我没办法 我办不到 我不能娶敏蒂
- I'm still in love with you. - Oh!
- 我还爱着你 - 噢
We have got to start locking that door.
This is me in The Sound of Music.
- You see the von Trapp kids? - No.
- 有看到冯崔普家的孩子们吗？ - 没有
That's because I'm in front of them.
Yeah, I thought that was an alp.
Well, high school was not my favorite time.
I don't know. I loved high school, you know?
It was just, like, four years of parties and dating and sex and...
四年都在轰趴 约会 跟女生上床…
Yeah, well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys.
Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago?
天啊 感觉好像是几百万年前的事了 对不对？
Oh, my butt cheek is waking up.