老友记第六季双语台词对白剧本

Oh, I cannot believe that you didn't tell me we are still married.

你居然没告诉我我们还是夫妻

Look, I was going to tell you.

我有打算告诉你

When? After the birth of our first secret child?

什么时候？第一个小孩偷偷出生后？

Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married.

罗斯没办注销我们还是夫妻

- You're kidding? - Oh, my God.

- 什么？ - 我的天哪

Ross.

罗斯

Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision...

或许这个决定不好

but I couldn't face another failed marriage.

但我无法面对另一次失败婚姻

Let me just jump in and ask.

我插个嘴

At what point did you think this was a successful marriage?

你觉得这段婚姻哪里成功？

Rach, come on. If you think about it, it's actually kind of funny.

别这样其实想想还蛮好笑的

Okay, maybe it's best not to think about it.

还是不要想好了

Oh, this is inexcusable. I'm shocked to my very core.

这真是不可原谅我真是震惊到了极点

Phoebe, I told her you already knew.

菲比我已经说你知道了

Another lie. You have a sickness.

又在骗人你真的有病

Ross, just for my own peace of mind...

罗斯我想...

you're not married to any more of us, are you?

你没娶我们其他人吧？

老友记第六季第五集

Oh, hey, someone left their keys.

有人掉了钥匙...

Ooh, to a Porsche.

是保时捷

- Hey, Gunther, are these yours? - Yeah. That's what I drive.

- 阿甘这是你的吗？ - 是啊我开保时捷

I make 4 bucks an hour. I saved up for 350 years.

我时薪4块钱存了350年

Uh-uh.

唔

Hey, did anybody lose their keys?

有人掉了钥匙吗？

Why don't you put them in the lost and found?

你可以放进失物招领箱

There's a lost and found?

这里有失物招领箱？

My shoe!

我的鞋子

You left a shoe here?

你掉了一只鞋在这里？

Well, I didn't realize till I got home.

我回到家才发现

I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe.

我才不要光着一只脚再回来

I'm gonna go find that guy's car and leave a note on the windshield.

我要去找那辆车然后留言

Oh, good. When he comes back for his keys, I'll be sure to give him your shoe.

等他来了我会把你的鞋子给他

Great. Thanks.

太好了谢谢

Oh, good, good. You guys are here. Listen.

太好了你们在这里

How would you like to spend tomorrow...

明天要不要一起照顾

taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?

三只超可爱的小狗？

Oh, my God. What a fun day. That sounds great.

好棒喔听起来好好玩

Yeah, all right.

好吧

Okay, well, I'll bring them by tomorrow morning.

好我明早带他们过来

Okay, and by the way, they're not actually puppies.

对了其实不是小狗

They're Frank and Alice's triplets. Okay, see you.

是法兰克的三胞胎好再见

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

什么？

Please, please, please? Frank and Alice...

拜托...

asked me to babysit the triplets. I'm nervous. I've never done that by myself.

他们托我带小孩我好紧张我没有一个人带过小孩

Don't worry about it, Phoebe. We'll do it.

放心我们一定会帮忙

Yeah, I'm gonna pass, because I was kind of iffy when it was puppies.

我就不了是狗狗时我就很犹豫了

Come on, Chandler. Come on, it'll give us great practice for when...

好啦这是练习的好机会...

people with babies come to visit.

总会有客人带小孩来

Nice car.

好车

Yeah, it's, uh... It's not mine.

不是我的

- I love your car. - Yeah. It's mine.

- 我喜欢你的车 - 它是... 我的

- I bet it's fast. - Me too. Yeah.

- 一定很能跑 - 我想也是

And comfortable.

而且很舒服

- Do you, uh, like leather seats? - Yeah.

- 你喜欢皮椅吗？ - 喜欢

It's got them.

它有皮椅

So I still have boxes here.

这里还有我的东西

I still have boxes at Ross'.

罗斯家也有我的东西

And I have nowhere to live.

而我却没地方住

Wow, I could so easily freak out right now.

我现在应该要抓狂才对

What about me?

那我呢？

I just found out Denise is leaving town for a while. I don't have a roommate.

我刚发现狄妮丝要出远门我没室友了

Well, maybe I could be your roommate, Pheebs.

也许我可以当你的室友

Maybe you could be my roommate.

也许你可以当我的室友

- Well, there's an idea. - Yeah.

- 有办法了 - 没错

- That would be great. - Oh.

- 太好了 - 哦

- Wait, how long is Denise gone for? - Um, she said she'd be back December 26th.

- 狄妮丝要去多久？ - 她说她12月26日回来

Oh! December 26th.

12月26日

Heh, maybe she's Santa Claus.

也许她是圣诞老公公

Oh, look who it is. My husband, the apple of my eye.

看是我老公我的心肝宝贝

Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2...

我已经约好明天2点出庭

and I picked up all the forms.

表格也都拿了

I'll take care of everything.

我会搞定

Sure, if you say you're gonna take care of everything...

当然既然你说你会搞定

I have no reason to doubt you.

我当然没理由怀疑你

Give me those forms.

拿来啦

All right, now, I'm gonna do this my way, and I don't wanna hear a peep out of you.

我要照我的方式去做你不准叽叽歪歪

- Okay, Rach, but... - Ah, you're peeping.

- 好但是... - 你在叽叽歪歪喔

Ross, you know what? I just got...

你知道吗？我实在是...

- Why? Why did you do this? - Look, I told you...

- 你为什么要这样？ - 我说过...

I don't wanna hear "three failed marriages."

我不想听三次失败的婚姻

Look, if you'd had two failed marriages, you'd understand.

如果你失败过两次就会了解了

Well, you know what? Thanks to you, I'm halfway there.

多亏你我现在只差一次

Oh.

哦

Oh, I am so mad, Ross. I don't think I've ever been this angry.

我快气死了我从来没有这么气过

What about the time I said we were on a break?

我说我们分手了那次呢？

Oh.

哦

Pheebs, how's it going?

菲比你那边怎样？

I'm doing okay. Do you think they're having fun? Am I talking too fast?

还好蛮不错的你觉得他们开心吗？我讲话太快了吗？

No. You sound like me.

不会跟我差不多

It's going great. Look at Chandler with Little Baby Girl Chandler.

一切都很好你看钱德和小女生钱德

Little Baby Girl Chandler. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, Coach Rubin.

小女生钱德我在哪里听过？对了鲁本教练

You know what, Pheebs?

菲比

When you're done over there, we've got a kind of situation over here too.

等你那边忙完我们这里也有状况

Uh-uh. No. We are all responsible for our own babies.

不行自己的小孩自己顾

See, that's where I think you're wrong. We've been playing them man-to-man.

那你就错了我们一直采取人盯人战术

We should really be playing a zone defense.

但我们应该打区域联防

What do you mean?

什么意思？

I just think things will go smoother...

我觉得分工会比较顺畅

if we each have our own zone, you know? Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping.

菲比你可以负责擦屁屁

And, Mon, you can be in charge of diapering.

摩妮卡你负责包尿布

And I can be in charge of looking at how cute they are when they put their hands...

我就负责看他们捉着我的手...

That sounds really great, but you should be in charge of wiping.

好主意也许你才应该擦屁屁

Okay, I'm a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.

我是菜鸟不该守球门区

Wow, this is so great.

真好

This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.

餐厅都这样准备餐点的

Yeah? Well, this is not what I ordered.

是吗？我可不是点这个

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

- 大家好 - 嘿

Hey, babies.

宝宝们好

I'm having the best morning.

早上真过瘾

That, uh, Porsche I've got the keys to? Still there.

那辆保时捷还在

Shocking, since you still have the keys.

不会吧毕竟钥匙在你手上

You should see the treatment I get when I'm with that car.

你应该看看大家对我的态度

People are friendly. They wanna talk. And not just about the car.

每个人都很友善找我聊天而且不只是聊车子

One guy advised me on my equity investments.

还有人教我投资策略

What equity investments?

什么投资？

The ones that got me the Porsche. Will you keep up?

赚到保时捷的股票投资你跟上好吗？

I figured, if people keep seeing me just standing there...

但要是我光杵在那里

they're gonna start to think I don't own it.

别人会觉得那不是我的车

So I figure I'll wash it, right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap?

所以我要洗车摩妮卡你有水桶和肥皂吗？

Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags...

有我有肥皂海绵

and carnauba wax and polishing compound.

抹布亮光腊和打腊工具组

You don't even have a car.

你根本没有车

I know. But one time there was this dirty car parked in front of the building...

对但楼下停过一辆很脏的车

so I washed it.

我就把它给洗了

- And? - And six others.

- 还有呢？ - 还有另外六辆

There you are.

这就对了

- Yeah, she tops out at 130. - Wow.

- 它可以飚到130 - 哇

And that's just in the city. I get her up to 160 upstate.

这还是市内到了城外可以开到160

Really? You got a place upstate?

是吗？你在城外有房子？

Sure.

当然

- Well, I'll see you later. - Okay. Take it easy.

- 改天见 - 好慢走

Hey. That's my car.

喂？那是我的车

Really? Oh, uh...

是吗？

Just give me five more minutes.

再给我五分钟

What are you doing?

你在干什么？

Well, I found the keys, and now I'm just polishing her up.

我捡到钥匙现在在帮它打腊

- But it's my car. - Yeah, but it's my wax.

- 但这是我的车 - 这是我的腊

Listen, I don't come to the city much.

听着我很少进市区

And I don't know if you're crazy or if this is some kind of street theater...

我不知道你是疯子还是在演街头剧

but could I have my keys?

但请把钥匙还给我

Sure. Yeah. I'll save your parking spot.

拿去我帮你占车位

I'm not coming back.

我不回来了

- Why not? - I live upstate.

- 为什么？ - 我住在城外

Yeah, so did I.

是啊我本来也是

I don't know why I was so nervous about this...

我之前不晓得在紧张什么

and I don't know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is easy.

法兰克他们为什么会抱怨带孩子太容易了

Yeah, two hours, a lifetime, that's the same.

是啊两小时和一辈子一样

Check it out. Check it out. When the babies wake up...

你们看宝宝醒来后...

they can meet Krog.

可以认识克洛格

What are you doing? That thing could put someone's eye out.

你在干什么？那个东西会害人

He can do more than that. He can destroy the universe.

不只他还能毁灭宇宙

No, Chandler, they could swallow one of those little parts.

不宝宝可能会误食那些零件

And also, look at his smooth area. That's just gonna mess them up.

而且那个光滑的部位会误导他们

They're not gonna swallow anything. You're too overprotective.

他们才不会误食什么你们这叫保护过度

When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass.

我小时候我妈都把我扔在碎玻璃堆里

- What? - Glass, sand, whatever.

- 什么？ - 玻璃沙子还不都一样嘛

Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.

小莱丝莉边睡边伸懒腰

Oh, it's so cute.

好可爱喔

I wonder what age it is when you stop putting both legs behind your head.

不知道要到几岁才没办法把腿举到头上

Oh, I can still do that.

我现在还是可以

How are you still single?

你怎么会还没结婚？

All right, ahem. I thought about it, and maybe you're right.

好吧我想或许你们说得对

Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.

或许克洛格不够安全

- Good. What made you change your mind? - I swallowed his sonic blaster gun.

- 你为什么改口了？ - 我吞了音波死光枪

How did that happen?

怎么会这样？

Well, I was trying to prove that I was right, you know?

我想证明我是对的

And it turns out I was wrong...

结果我错了

and now it's lodged in my throat.

现在它卡在我的喉咙里

Damn it, this whole time we were concentrating on the babies...

真是的我们光顾着带小孩

and no one was watching Chandler.

都忘了要看着钱德

Okay, you two are asking the court for an annulment?

两位要申请注销婚姻？

Yes, Your Honor. And here are our forms, all filled out.

是的申请表都填好了

So based on your petition...

根据申请书所言

you are seeking an annulment on the grounds...

你申请注销的理由是

that "Mr. Geller is mentally unstable."

盖勒先生的精神状况不稳定

Fine. I'm mentally unstable.

好我精神状况不稳定

And based on the fact that "Mr. Geller is an intravenous drug user."

而且他使用静脉注射毒品

- What? - Uh, yes. Heroin and crack.

- 什么？ - 是的海洛因与快克

Crack isn't even an intravenous drug.

快克根本不是静脉注射毒品

Well, you would know.

你当然知道

Now, it also says here that you:

这上面还说...

"Lied about your sexual preference before marriage."

你在婚前隐瞒性向

- Oh, come on. - Ross, please. I found the magazines.

- 拜托 - 罗斯我发现那些杂志了

And, finally, that you were "unable to consummate the marriage."

还有你无法履行夫妻间的义务

Well, that makes sense since you're gay and addicted to heroin.

这也难怪你是同志又打海洛因

Okay, you know, I'm sorry, this is insane.

很抱歉这太夸张了

I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm not gay, and there is no problem...

我没有打海洛因我不是同志

with my ability to consummate anything.

我履行什么都没问题

Look, I'll consummate this marriage right here, right now.

我现在就可以在这里履行

That won't be necessary.

没有这个必要

And when we were dating, we consummated like bunnies.

我们交往时简直跟兔子有得拼

Now, if you two were involved in a serious relationship,

如果你们曾经认真交往

that really creates a problem.

那就有问题了

Your Honor, rest assured, that relationship ended two years ago.

大人我们两年前就分手了

And can you please strike "consummated like bunnies" from the record.

可以删掉"跟兔子有得拼"吗

Is there anything in this record that is actually true?

这份申请书有任何实言吗？

Uh, well, yes. We got married in Vegas.

有我们确实在赌城结婚

And, uh, the names, I think.

名字应该也没错

Well, based on what I've heard...

从刚才的话听来

you two certainly don't qualify for an annulment.

两位不符合注销资格

If you don't wanna be together, you'll have to file for divorce.

如果你们不想在一起就必须办理离婚

That's great. You happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form.

太好了你高兴了吗？都是你的搞笑表格害的

What? Me? What about you and your "consummated like bunnies" nonsense?

我？你那句跟兔子有得拼呢？

And what...? What are you typing that for?

那... 你打什么打？

She already said we don't get the annulment.

你听到没？我们不能办注销了

Don't type that. What...?

不要打

Stop typing. Hey.

别再打了

Stop typing.

别再打了

Stop typing, "stop typing."

别打了别打了

Okay, okay, do you see what you're keeping me married to?

你看你让我嫁的是什么人？

You need to get out of my chambers.

请两位离开我的办公室

All right, lady, here's the deal.

好你给我听着

I came here for an annulment, and I'm not leaving here until I get one.

我是来办注销的没办成我绝对不走

- Would you like to spend the night in jail? - Thank you for your time.

- 你们想在牢里过夜吗？ - 耽误您了

That Porsche guy took his car back.

保时捷的主人把车开走了

But you found the keys to his clothes?

但你捡到他的衣橱钥匙？

No, I just, uh...

不是我只是喜欢

I love the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.

大家以为我有保时捷的感觉

People would think you own a Porsche because of the clothes?

你穿这样别人就会以为你有？

Of course.

那当然

Only an idiot would wear this stuff if he didn't have the car.

白痴才会没车还穿成这样

That is true.

那倒是

Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.

不过只有天才才会误食音波死光枪

Oh, I've been there.

我也误食过

I am gonna go drive my Porsche.

我要去开我的保时捷了

Joey, you know you don't actually have one.

乔伊你知道你没有保时捷吧

Come on. What are you doing? I'm in character. Will you talk to her?

拜托你搞什么？我正在入戏你说说她好吗

Ah, I think it just moved. It's really poking me.

它动了现在真的好刺

That's it. We're going to the emergency room.

够了我们去挂急诊

What? No, you can't leave me here with them. We're babysitting.

什么？你们不能把我扔给他们我们正在带孩子

The babies are asleep. I'm sure you'll be okay on your own.

宝宝都睡了你撑一下一定没问题

But you can't leave me with them. We're a team.

但你们不能把我扔给他们

We're playing a zone. They're gonna triple-team me.

我们是一队的在打区域联防他们会以三打一

He's got something plastic in his throat. We gotta go to the hospital.

他的喉咙卡了个塑胶玩具我们非去医院不可

But, no, because a doctor won't be able to help him. And it's just gonna, you know...

但医生也帮不了他

naturally pass through his system in, like, seven years.

反正过个7年就会自动排出

- I think that's gum. - I'm pretty sure it's gun.

- 那是口香糖 - 我确定是死光枪

Okay, listen, this really hurts. Let's go.

真的很痛我们走吧

But no. A real man wouldn't just run to the hospital.

男子汉才不会冲去医院

No. What would Krog do?

克洛格会怎么做？

Why isn't that valet back with my Porsche?

泊车小弟怎么还没把我的保时捷开来？

Maybe because you've got the keys?

因为钥匙在你手上吗？

- That was totally your fault. - My fault? You threatened the judge.

- 都是你的错 - 我的错？你威胁法官

Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporter's machine.

你把书记员的打字纸撕下来

That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!

那样才能阻止他打下去

Oh.

哦

Hi. How are the Gellers?

盖勒夫妇好吗？

Don't call us that.

不准那样叫我们

The judge wouldn't let us get an annulment. Now we gotta get a divorce.

法官不准我们办注销我们得去办离婚

Did a Porsche throw up on you?

你被保捷附身了吗？

Hey.

嘿

It's "Porsche."

是保时捷

Me taking care of you is no problem, huh?

我完全可以照顾你们对吧？

You guys feel safe, right?

你们觉得很安心吧？

Okay, I'm gonna take that spit bubble as a "Yeah, I do."

吐泡泡就表示"安心"

Let's get rid of this dirty diaper, Leslie. I'll set you up with a nice clean one.

我扔了脏尿布就帮你换一块干净的

Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up, okay?

抱歉我不是故意的我得先清理一下

Because, let's face it, we're at Monica's.

这是摩妮卡的家

I broke it. All right. Well, that's just the way things go.

破了反正东西迟早都会坏

Okay. Good.

好就这样

Why are there only two of you?

为什么只剩两个？

Where's Leslie?

莱丝莉呢？

Well, you can't answer. Leslie? Where are you, Leslie?

你们不会说话莱丝莉？你在哪里？

Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words.

莱丝莉现在是开口说话的好时机

Well, look at you.

你看看你

Hey.

嘿

You are a little bit mischievous. My gosh.

你真是个小顽皮

Oh, you're a lot mischievous.

是非常皮

Well, it'll dry.

反正会干

Okay, you sit with your brother and sister now...

去跟哥哥妹妹躺在一起...

who aren't there.

他们不在

- Hey. - How do you feel?

- 嘿 - 你还好吗？

Well, let's just say that Krog will be equipped to destroy the universe again...

再过12到14小时

in 12 to 14 hours.

克洛格就又能毁灭宇宙了

Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself.

我一个人把孩子都带好了

I fed them, bathed them and put them to bed.

喂奶洗澡哄他们睡觉

And protected them from a tornado?

还保护他们躲过龙卷风？

Oh, my God.

我的天哪

I know. The babies are asleep.

对啊宝宝都睡了

Phoebe, what happened here?

菲比家里是怎么了？

I did it. I took care of the babies all by myself.

我做到了我一个人照顾宝宝

- But my apartment. - Was the setting of Phoebe's triumph.

- 但是我的房子 - 是菲比胜利的战场

But the mess.

但是这儿乱的

Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.

比起菲比的辛劳实在不算什么

You're right. You're right, I shouldn't freak out.

你说得对我不该大惊小怪

This is what it's gonna be like when we have babies.

等我们有了孩子也会这样

When will that be?

那是什么时候呢？

Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess?

菲比你看你弄得多乱

Oh, honey, thank God you're home. I was getting worried.

亲爱的你总算回来了我都开始担心了

I picked up the divorce papers.

我去领了离婚证书

Uh, I've already signed everything.

该签的我都签了

And I put little X's where you need to sign.

你要签的地方我也打了勾

Oh, little X's. Great. That makes up for everything.

打勾真好这样就前嫌尽释了

You know, you've done a lot of stupid stuff too, okay?

我... 你也干过很多蠢事好吗

Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one.

有哪一件跟这次一样蠢

Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding?

你飞去伦敦阻止我结婚怎么说

How about you told me you loved me after I was married?

我已经结婚了你还说你爱我

Wait a minute, that was different.

慢着那不一样

I did those things because I was in love with you.

我做那些事是因为我爱你

Yeah. Right.

正是

You're right. That's very different.

你说得对的确很不一样

So let's just sign the papers.

总之赶快签吧

- What? - Nothing.

- 怎样？ - 没事

Okay, can we just sign, please?

请签名

Mm-hm.

嗯

Congratulations.

恭喜你

Okay, wait, Ross. Wait a minute. Um...

罗斯等一下

I, uh, kind of have a little confession.

我有件事要坦白

What?

什么事？

Uh, well, you know, this whole marriage thing.

结婚这件事

Kind of my idea.

算是我的主意

Excuse me?

什么？

Remember how we were too drunk to remember anything...

我们不是醉到...

the night we were married?

什么都想不起来？

Yeah?

怎样？

And yeah, I didn't really wanna say anything...

我很不想说

but it just kind of kept coming back to me.

但是我的记忆回来了

Um, remember, we were in the casino...

记不记得我们在赌场

and for some reason, you thought it'd be funny to eat a lot of grapes.

你突然觉得狂吃葡萄会很好玩

And I thought it would be funnier if we got married.

然后我觉得我们结婚会更好玩

So, ahem, as a compromise, we decided first to get married and then...

于是我们折衷先去结婚

- to eat a lot of grapes. - To eat a lot of grapes.

- 再去吃很多葡萄 - 再去吃很多葡萄

So, um...

所以...

Sorry I got us into this whole thing.

抱歉惹出这些麻烦

So then, I mean, if you think about it...

所以仔细想想

this is all your fault.

这一切都是你的错

Yeah, don't push it, though.

不要得寸进尺

I gotta say...

我知道...

I know I divorce a lot of women.

我跟很多人离过婚

Never thought I'd be divorcing you.

却从来没想过会跟你离婚

I know.

是啊

I always thought if you and I got married, that would be the one that stuck.

我总觉得要是我们结婚一定会天长地久

And it wouldn't be a secret...

不会是秘密结婚

and we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut.

也不会在必胜客吃酒席

Did I even treat?

我有请客吗？

No, it was on the house. It was a newlywed special.

没有那是免费的新婚夫妇特权

That may be the most depressing thing I've heard in my life.

我没听过这么令人沮丧的事

Well, I should probably get these to my lawyer's office.

我去律师那里送件

Hey, thanks, Ross, for taking care of all this.

谢谢你把事情都办妥

- Ah, no problem. - Yeah.

- 不客气 - 是啊

- I'm gonna need a copy of those. - Totally.

- 我要份副本 - 没问题

Yeah.

好

Hey, hey, hey. Careful around my Porsche.

别在我的保时捷旁边乱跑

- Hi, Joey. - Hey.

- 乔伊 - 嘿

How you doing?

你们好吗？

He has the most amazing Porsche under there.

他有一辆最拉风的保时捷

I'd love to show you, but I just tucked her in. She's sleeping.

我很想给你们看但我刚哄到她睡着

Hey, would you two girls like to go for a drink?

要不要去喝杯酒？

老友记 第六季 Friends Season 6 第5集: 乔伊的保时捷 The One With Joey’s Porsche

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老友记第六季 Friends Season 6 第5集: 乔伊的保时捷 The One With Joey’s Porsche