老友记 第七季 Friends Season 7 第3集: 菲比的饼干配方 The One With Phoebe’s Cookies

上映日期: 2,000

语言: 英语

影片类型: 喜剧 / 爱情

导演: Kevin Bright

演员: 詹妮弗·安妮斯顿 / 柯特妮·考克斯 / 丽莎·库卓 / 马特·勒布朗 / 马修·派瑞 / 大卫·休默

- Hey, guys. - Hey.
- 大家好 - 嘿
So, what do you think?
- About what? - What?
- 你是指什么? - 什么?
Are you kidding? Okay, I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint.
你在开玩笑吗? 好吧 我给你们一个提示
Eyes. No, no. Your eyes! No.
眼睛 不 你的眼睛 不
Chandler's eyes!
I got glasses.
You always had glasses.
No, I didn't.
Are you sure?
Didn't you used to have a pair?
They were really round and burgundy, and they made you look kind of, um...
你不是戴着圆形酒红色的眼镜 看起来有一点…
- Feminine. - Yes!
- 娘娘腔 - 对
I think the glasses look great. They make you look sexy.
甜心 我觉得你很适合戴眼镜 你看起来很性感
- Really? - Yeah.
- 真的吗? - 对
You didn't think I used to wear glasses, right?
你不会也以为 我以前有戴眼镜吧?
- Of course. - Pfft.
- 当然不会 - 额
I had no idea.
What do you want for an engagement present?
Oh, that's okay, we're not having a party...
没关系 我们不办派对…
...so you don't have to get us... - Ah, buh-buh-buh! Heh.
If someone wants to give us a present, we don't want to deprive them of that joy.
如果有人想送我们礼物 我们不该剥夺他们的快乐
Oh, you should get them one of those little CD players.
Oh, I already have one.
Unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.
但有人借走 把它忘在妇产科诊所
Yeah, and by "someone" she means Joey.
对 至于"那个人" 她指的是乔伊
Hey, I know what I want!
- What we want, honey. - No, you don't want this.
- 是我们要什么 甜心 - 不 你不要这个礼物
I want to have your grandmother's cookie recipe.
You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?
你是说那个 巧克力碎片饼干的食谱吗?
- Uh-huh, yeah. - The one my grandmother...
- 对啊 - 我奶奶…
...made me swear on her deathbed...
...that I would never let out of our family?
Dying people say the craziest things.
I've wanted it for years. I was gonna make cookies for my children.
多年来我一直都想得到它 我想帮我的孩子们做饼干
Break my heart. Oh, all right.
我真的很难过 好吧
I'll be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies.
我要当能做出全世界 最好吃饼干的妈妈
Our kids are gonna be fat, aren't they?
我们的孩子会是胖子 对吧?
- Ahoy! - Hey.
- 你们好 - 嘿
- How's the boat? - I'm getting into this sailing stuff.
- 驾帆船出海还好玩吧? - 很棒 我闻始喜欢驾驶帆船了
You finally took it out of the marina?
Why would I do that?
It took three guys to get the thing in there.
三个彪形大汉使出吃奶的力气 才把它漂在海上
If you don't sail it, what do you do on it?
如果你不想开它出海 你在船上都做些什么呢?
It's a great place to just kind of sit...
...hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.
我什么都不做 喝啤酒 吃洋芋片
It's good that you finally have a place to do that.
恭喜你终于找到 能那么做的地方了
Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.
乔伊 如果你要的话 我可以教你驾驶帆船
- You could? - Yeah, I've been sailing my whole life.
- 你会驾驶帆船? - 对啊 我这辈子都在驾船
When I was 15, my dad bought me my own boat.
我十五岁时 我爸送我一艘帆船
- Your own boat? - He was trying to cheer me up.
- 你有一艘帆船? - 怎么…他想要安慰我
My pony was sick.
- You know what I was thinking? - What?
- 你知道我在想什么吗? - 什么?
Nothing, I just like to go like this.
没事 我只是想这么做
- Chandler, what are you doing tonight? - Why, do you have a lecture?
- 钱德 今晚你要做什么? - 你有课吗?
- No, why? - Then, free as a bird. What's up?
- 没有啊 怎么了? - 那么我没事 怎么了?
Uh, my dad wants to know if you want to play racquetball.
Wow, that's great! Dad must like you.
太棒了 爸一定很喜欢你
- He doesn't ask just anyone to play. - He didn't really ask for you.
- 他从来不会约人去打回力球 - 他没有约你
He asked for "Chauncey." I assumed he meant you.
他要约"小钱" 我猜他应该是指你
Did you correct him?
No, I thought it would be more fun this way.
没有 我觉得那样子比较好玩
Maybe this is something you could do this every week.
太酷了 或许你们每星期都该这么做
Or you could sit on the porch...
...and make sure no one steals the trashcans.
He does that every week too.
Just so you know, you have to let him win. He hates to lose.
你得让他赢 他最讨厌输了
Oh, no problem. Maybe I'll play with my left hand.
没问题 或许我该用左手打球
You're not a lefty?
Does anybody know me?
What's wrong, Phoebe?
I just went to my old apartment to get you the cookie recipe...
...and that stupid fire burned it up!
No! Why didn't you make a copy and keep it in a fireproof box...
不 你为什么没有影印一份 把它放在防火的盒子里…
...and keep it at least 100 yards away from the original?
将盒子放在离起火点 至少一百码的地方?
Because I'm normal.
That was the one legacy my grandmother left me.
And I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
We have to get you an engagement present?
Don't worry about it.
别担心 菲比
No one got me an engagement present.
Okay, here. I don't have the recipe, but here.
好 我没有食谱 但这个给你
I wish you health and happiness.
An old cookie?
See, this is what happens when you don't register for gifts.
不列出礼物清单 就是会发生这种事
I made a batch and I froze it. And this is the only one left.
我做了一些饼干 把它们冷冻起来 这是最后一块
- We can't accept this. - Why not?
- 我们不能收下它 - 为什么?
Because it's gross.
No, wait. I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie.
不 等一下 我想我可以 利用这块饼干猜出整个食谱
I do this at work all the time.
- Really? - Yeah, I think I can.
- 真的吗? - 我想我可以做到
Oh, yay!
喔 耶
Okay, Ross, we owe you a present.
好吧 罗斯 我们欠你一份礼物
Two! I've been engaged twice.
是两份 我订过两次婚
Look at this clown.
Because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.
Get out of the way, jackass!
别档路 大混蛋
Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
谁会把自己的船 命名为"海岸防卫队"?
- That is the Coast Guard. - What are they doing out here?
- 因为他们就是海岸防卫队 - 他们在这里做什么?
The coast is all the way over there.
Joey, just ignore the boats.
乔伊 别管那些船
- We're not finished with our lesson. - All right.
- 我们的课还没有上完 - 好吧
I'm gonna go over the basic points one more time.
我要帮你复习一下基本要点 准备好了吗?
Come on, Rach. Not again. I got it, okay? Let's start sailing!
别麻烦了 瑞秋 我已经懂了
I want to go over there where that boatload of girls is. Yeah, oh!
我们开始驾驶吧 我想把船开到那一船小妞旁边去
Oh, is that what you wanna do?
You want to give a shout out to the old hot chicas?
Okay, let's do that, Sailor Joe.
好了 来吧 水手乔伊
Quick question, though: What's this called?
快问快答 这叫什么?
- Uh, boat rope? - Wrong.
- 船上的绳子? - 错了
- How do you get the mainsail up? - Uh...
- 要怎么把主帆扛上去? - 额
Rub it?
No. What do you do if I say we're coming about?
不 如果我说我们要转向了 你该怎么办?
I'd say, "Come again?" Ha, ha.
我会说 "随你转? "
No, no, I know this one. I know this one. Uh, um...
我知道 这一题我会
Time's up. Now you're dead.
时间到 现在你死了
And deaf!
Okay, you go on and make your little jokes.
If you don't know what you're doing at sea...
...you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you, sailor?
你就会在海上没命 你听懂了吗? 水手
- Yes. - Don't just say yes.
- 懂了 - 别只是说你懂了
This isn't a game. You could get hurt out here!
这不是游戏 你很可能会受伤
So do you want to pay attention, or do you want to die?
你要注意听我说话呢 还是想死呢?
I want to make a ship-to-shore call to Chandler.
- All right, I definitely taste nutmeg. - You do?
- 我吃到了肉豆壳 - 真的吗?
You don't? Heh. Well, that's the difference...
你没吃到吗? 那就是…
...between a professional and a layman.
That and arrogance.
Hey. How was sailing?
嘿 驾驶帆船出海好玩吗?
I don't want to talk about it.
- You could've saved me a whole cookie. - No!
- 你们至少可以留一块饼干给我 - 不
Women are mean!
I can't believe that.
Now the only thing left of my grandmother's legacy is...
现在我奶奶的传奇 只剩下…
...this crumb.
I wish you a long and happy marriage.
祝你们白头偕老 婚姻美满
- Hey. - How was it?
- 嘿 - 怎么样?
Well, I had a great time.
Um, Chauncey on the other hand...
I will tell the story.
It was going great. I let him win, we were bonding...
我们相处甚欢 我放手让他赢球 他喜欢我…
...he even said I could call him Dad.
And what did he ask you not to call him?
Look, here's the story.
听着 事情是这样的
We had just finished playing racquetball...
我们打完球 决定去…
...and we were gonna take a steam.
I walk into the steam room...
...and it's really steamy.
So I take off my glasses, and that's when it happened.
于是我拿下眼镜 悲剧发生了
- Over here. - Have a seat, son.
- 这边 - 坐吧 孩子
- Oh, my God, Chandler! I can't believe it. - I know.
- 我的天啊 钱德 我不敢相信 - 我知道
You gave my father a lap dance.
Why do they put so much steam in there?
他们为什么 要把那里弄得雾气弥漫的?
Because otherwise they'd have to call it the "room" room.
不那么做的话 那里只能叫做"房间"
Why, okay? Why? Why did that have to happen?
为什么? 为什么会发生那种事?
Come on, it's not that big a deal.
别这样 那没有什么大不了的
Not that big a deal? There...
There was touching of things.
I know you wanted to bond with my dad...
...but did you have to bond to that part?
Listen, I'm sure Dad doesn't care. He probably thought this was funny.
我相信爸不会在乎的 或许他会觉得很好笑
He'll be telling this story for years.
I don't want him to tell this story for years.
我就是不希望 他把这个故事挂在嘴边好几年
Oh, but he will.
喔 他会那么做的
He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.
他还是会告诉大家 摩妮卡试图逃出减肥营的故事
I wasn't escaping.
Then how'd you get caught in the barbed wire?
那么你怎么会 被卡在铁丝网上的?
I was trying to help out a squirrel.
You were trying to eat it.
If that is your father calling to tell this story...
如果是你爸打电话来 告诉你这件事…
...then the marriage is off!
Come on. Hello.
别这样 喂?
I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
对不起 你打错电话了
Okay, I'll call you later, Dad. I love you.
我待会回你电话 爸 我爱你
- All right, I'm off to see your dad. - Oh, whoa.
- 好了 我要去见你爸了 - 哇哦
Aren't you a little overdressed?
Yeah, and you better make sure he tips you this time.
你最好确定 这次他会付你小费
I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore...
我想说服他 别再提那件事…
...and I figured the best way to do that was face to face.
我想最好的办法 就是跟他面对面谈一谈
And by "face," I don't mean his lap.
我说的"面对面" 指的不是他的大腿
And by "face," I don't mean my ass.
我说的"面对面" 指的不是我的屁股
Are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
I don't know. You know, they didn't get us anything.
我不知道 他们没有送我们礼物
Thank you!
- Hey. - Hey.
- 嘿 - 嗨
Well, hello.
So when are we getting back out on the water, matey?
Oh, uh, I don't know the boat way to say this, but, never.
我不知道水手是怎么说的 但我死都不要
- Why not? - Because you're mean on the boat.
- 为什么? - 因为你在船上很凶
Wha...? I was just trying to teach you.
Well, lesson learned. Rachel is mean.
我的确学会了教训 那就是瑞秋很凶
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
对 没错
I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat.
我还记得她驾驶她爸的船 带我出海
She wouldn't let me help out at all.
Excuse me, I wanted you to help. But you couldn't move your arms...
对不起 我要你帮我 但你连动都动不了…
...because you were wearing three life jackets.
You have to respect the sea.
Look, Joey, I'm sorry if you thought that was mean.
乔伊 如果你觉得我很凶 对不起
But I tell you something, that was not mean.
但我告诉你 我一点都不凶
My father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat.
我爸才凶 以前在船上 他总会对我大吼大叫
It was horrible. I was being a really good teacher.
那真的很可怕 我是个很棒的老师
Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer, pinhead!"
好老师会说 "把啤酒放下 猪头"?
Does a good student drink 7 beers during his first lesson?
好学生会在上第一堂课时 就喝掉七罐啤酒?
Six and a half.
You knocked that last one out of my hand.
你把最后一罐从我手里 敲掉 还记得吗?
I didn't want you to get hit by the boom.
Well, it hit me anyway.
It would have hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
如果我能喝完最后一罐啤酒 或许不会那么痛
I'm sorry. I will try to tone it down and, uh, stop yelling.
对不起 我会试着小声点 不再对你大吼大叫
- You won't boss me around? - I won't boss you around.
- 你不会再使唤我? - 我不会再使唤你
- And you'll be nice? - I'll be nice.
- 你会对我很好? - 我对你很好
- And you'll be topless? - And I... Joey!
- 你会脱掉上衣? - 乔伊
You want me to learn?
Okay, here's batch 22.
Maybe these'll taste like your grandmother's.
This has a bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.
我放了一些橘子皮 没有放肉豆壳
- Mm. Let's give it a shot. - Ugh.
- 我们来试吃吧 - 额
I have not made so many cookies since 9th grade.
自从九年级后 我再也没做过这么多饼干
- What was that for, a bake sale? - No, just a Friday night.
- 你为了义卖会做那么多饼干吗? - 不 那是我星期五晚上要吃的
Mm. These are pretty good.
- Yeah, but not as good as batch 17. - Mm-mm.
- 对 但没有十七号好吃 - 嗯
Which one was that?
The ones we had after you almost threw up.
你几乎快吐出来后 吃的那块饼干
Oh, yeah, batch 17 was good.
对 十七号很好吃
I did not like batch 16.
I'm okay.
Are there any more from the good batch? We could work off those.
好吃的还有剩吗? 我们可以好好研究一下那一些
Well, yeah, I think there's one from batch 17 left. Uh...
对 我想十七号应该还剩一块
Batch 16. Sixteen, people, get out of the way!
十六号 这是十六号 别挡路
Okay, Joey. Honey, you're doing really good.
嘿 乔伊 你表现得很好
I just need you to step to the portside.
Remember how we talked about the portside?
- Oh, yeah. - Right?
- 当然 - 是吗
It's left, sweetie, but that's okay. That's a tough one.
是左边 甜心 但没关系 那一题太难了
Why not just say left?
Okay, go to the left.
好吧 到左边去
Ahem, the left.
- Huh? - Just sit over there!
- 哈? -坐在那边
Okay! Okay! You're yelling again. See that?
看到没? 你又在大吼大叫了
Oh, no, no. Very quiet. Said with love, no yelling.
不 我很小声 语气充满了爱意 我没有大吼大叫
You know what?
Since I'm here, I'm gonna have a beer on the portside.
既然我已经坐在这里 我要在左舷喝一罐啤酒
See what I did there? Ha, ha.
We're luffing a little. Will you tighten up the Cunningham?
乔伊 风有点大 麻烦你把船绳拉紧
Whoa, you just said a bunch of stuff I don't know.
Joey, come on! We just went over this.
乔伊 别这样 我刚刚才教过你
Oh, when we did that was when that bird was overhead with the fish in his mouth.
你教我的时候 有只乌嘴巴里衔着鱼飞过去
- Did you see it? It was gross. - No! I did not see the bird.
- 你看到了吗?那真的很恶心 - 没有 我没有看到鸟或鱼
I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam shaped like Mike Tyson!
I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat.
我没有看到 因为我忙着教你驾驶帆船
Which obviously is an impossible thing to do.
很明显地 那是不可能的
That's it! You're yelling, and I don't see you taking your top off.
够了 你在大吼大叫 而且你没有脱掉上衣
I quit!
- What do you mean? You can't quit. - Why not?
- 你是什么意思?你不能放弃 - 为什么?
Because you're not finished! I won't have it. Greens do not quit.
你还没有学会 我不准你那么做 葛林家的人不会放弃
I'm a Tribbiani. Tribbianis quit.
我姓崔比亚尼 崔比亚尼家的人会放弃
Oh, my God. Wait.
Did I...? I just said, "Greens don't quit," didn't I?
刚刚我说 "葛林家的人不会放弃"对吧?
- Did I say, "Greens don't quit"? - Yes! And you're still yelling at me.
- 我到底说了没有? - 对 你还在对我大吼大叫
No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm just yelling near you.
不 我没有对你大吼大叫 我是对你身边的空气大吼大叫
Oh, God, Joey. Oh, I'm my father.
天啊 乔伊 我就跟我爸一样
Oh, my God. This is horrible.
天啊 这真的太可怕了
I've been trying so hard not to be my mother, I did not see this coming.
我很努力不要跟我妈一样 却没有提防到这一点
Ugh, Joey.
喔 乔伊
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
我真的很抱歉 我只希望你能学会驾驶帆船
- Ugh. - Hey, I...
- 额 - 嘿 我…
I did learn.
- Really? - Yeah, come on.
- 真的吗? - 没错 来吧
- No. - Yeah. It's okay.
- 不 - 没关系的
I know what a mainsail is. Huh?
I know to duck when the boom comes across.
我知道船桁过来时 一定要低头
- I know port is right. - Left.
- 我知道左舷是右边 - 左边才对
Damn it!
You know, I bet it would make my grandma happy...
...to know that we're trying to figure out her recipe.
I bet she's looking up at us and smiling right now.
我敢说她正抬头看着我们 对我们微笑
Looking up?
Oh, yeah, no, she was really nice to me but she's in hell for sure.
她对我真的很好 但现在她一定在地狱里
Well, I've tried everything. I give up.
I'm not gonna be the mom who makes the world's best cookies.
我放弃 我没办法成为做出全世界 最好吃饼干的妈妈
I do make the best duck confit with broccoli raab.
但我会做最好吃的 花椰菜配油封鸭
Kids love that, right?
Aw, Pheeb, isn't there any relative that would have the recipe?
菲比 难道你家的亲戚 都没有食谱吗?
What about your sister?
Oh, no. I made a promise to myself that the next time...
不 我跟自己发誓…
...I would talk to Ursula is over my dead body.
除非我死掉 不然我不会跟乌苏拉说话
And that's not happening until October 15, 2032.
那一天将会是 2032年10月15日
That's the day you're gonna die? See.
Darn it, I've got shuffleboard that day. Heh.
That's what you think.
What about friends of your grandmother? Would they have the recipe?
你奶奶的朋友呢? 他们没有食谱吗?
You know, I may have relatives in France who would know.
我在法国的亲戚 可能有人知道
My grandmother said she got the recipe...
...from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."
What was her name?
Nestley Toulouse.
Nestley Toulouse?
You Americans always butcher the French language.
美国人就是 没办法说好法文
Phoebe, is this the recipe?
菲比 这是你奶奶的食谱吗?
I cannot believe that I spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe.
It was in my cupboard the whole time!
I know! You see, it is stuff like this...
我知道 就是这样的事情…
...which is why you're burning in hell!
So you understand.
I'd feel more comfortable if you didn't tell people.
如果你可以不把那件事说出去 我会觉得舒服一点
You know, I'm a little embarrassed about it.
I understand completely. There's nothing more horrifying...
...than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws.
最可怕的事莫过于 在丈人跟丈母娘面前丢脸
As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy, I was unemployed.
事实上我开始跟茱蒂交往时 根本就没有工作
Her father asked me what I did for a living.
- I told him I was a lawyer. - Heh.
- 我说我是律师 - 嘿
- What'd you do when they found out? - They never did.
- 他们发现事实后你怎么办? - 他们一直都没有发现
So if you ever see me giving them legal advice, just nod along.
如果你看到我在帮他们做法律咨询 只要点头就行了
Shall we?
So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here.
Well, Joey, I hate to admit it...
乔伊 我得承认…
...your way of sailing is a lot more fun.
你的航海方式 真的有趣多了
Yep, yep.
Hey, why don't you give a pull on that rope?
嘿 你何不拉一下那条绳子?
We're not sailing.
- Just pull on it. - All right.
- 拉一下 - 好吧
- Hey! - Eh?
- 嘿 - 额
- What else? - Ha, ha.
- 不然会是什么呢? - 哈哈
Here you go.
- Thank you. - Oh, wow.
- 谢谢 - 哇
- What are you doing? - Oops. Sorry.
- 你在做什么? - 对不起
Don't hold it like that. You're letting all the good stuff fall out.
别那样 好料的都掉在地上了
- Oh. Oops. - Careful!
- 小心 - 小心
You're wasting good pastrami!
Oh, my God. I'm my dad!
天啊 我就跟我爸一样