- You sure? - Uh-huh.
- 你确定？ - 额
Okay, let me just straighten out your helmet there.
- Thanks, Daddy. - No, no. One daddy, two mommies.
- 谢谢你 爸爸 - 不 一个爸爸 二个妈妈
- All right, it's all yours. - Okay, okay.
- 好了 你去吧 - 没问题
There you go, there you go.
Wow, Ben's first big kid's bike. This is so exciting.
Oh, yeah, I remember mine.
It was my sixth birthday. My dad took me to the park...
...and I got on it and... it bent. Yeah.
坐上脚踏车 它就垮了 没错
- I never had a bike of my own. - What?
- 我从来没有属于自己的脚踏车 - 什么？
Well, we didn't have a lot of money.
But the girl across the street had the best bike.
It was pink and it had rainbow-colored tassels hanging off the handle grips...
...and a bell, and this big, white wicker basket...
...with those plastic daisies stuck on.
That sounds like my first bike.
My dad gave me his old one.
- Did the girl ever let you ride it? - No.
- 那个女孩让你骑它吗？ - 不
But she gave me the box that it came in.
It had a picture of the bike on the front.
So I would sit on it and my stepdad would drag me around the backyard.
That is so unfair.
Not really, I got to drag him around too.
Hey, what are you guys doing?
Making holiday candy for the neighbors.
I'm gonna hang this basket on the door.
When the neighbors walk by, they can all take a piece.
- But we don't know the neighbors. - I do.
- 但我们不认识我们的邻居 - 我认识
There's, uh, let's see, the guy with the mustache...
...smokes-a-lot lady, some kids I've seen...
...and the red-haired guy who does not like to be called Rusty.
See, this is exactly why I'm making this candy.
看吧 这就是 我要做糖果的原因
We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
Wouldn't it be easier if we just moved?
- Ah, somebody's in a good mood. - Well, why shouldn't I be?
- 有人心情不错 - 我为什么要心情不好？
I have great friends. I have a wonderful job...
Where you can make out with your assistant.
Come on, it's not a big deal.
We stayed up all night coming up with a plan...
...so that us dating will not be a problem.
Oh, yeah? What's the plan?
We... We are not...
...going to let it...
Wow. It took you all night to come up with that plan?
Oh, well, you know, we did other stuff too.
Oh, Monica, you know I don't sleep with guys on the first date.
喔 我不会在第一次约会时 就跟男伴上床
- Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise... - Anymore.
- 麦特威尔 马克林恩 班韦斯… - 我已经不会了
Hi, Tag, um, I have a conference call today, is that correct?
泰格 今天我要开会 对吧？
- Yes, at 4. - Okay, thank you, that'll be all.
- 没错 四点开会 - 谢谢你 没事了
That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us.
- I'd better get back to my desk. - Okay, hard worker.
- 我得回去工作了 - 好吧 工作狂
I'll remember to put that in your evaluation.
- My what? - You've been here for two months now...
- 我的什么？ - 你已经来上班两个月了
...and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation.
But you know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate.
- Are you serious? - No, I've just always wanted to do that.
- 你是认真的吗？ - 不 我一直都想那么做
Can you help me clean this up?
The basket is totally empty. My God, the neighbors ate all the candy.
Well, either that or, uh...
- Did you eat all the neighbor candy? - Uh, well, yeah, that was the plan.
- 你吃掉给邻居们的糖果了吗？ - 本来我打算要那么做
But by the time I got to it there was only a couple pieces left.
Yeah. They've been coming by all day. They love it.
They love my candy?
- Oh, man, I gotta go make more. - Hey, Mon.
- 天啊 我得多做一点 - 嘿 摩妮卡
Make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a huge chunk of it.
Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy.
Mine stole my newspaper.
It's like a crime wave.
Pheebs, you, uh, got a second?
- Sure. - Yeah.
- 当然有 - 嗯
Ever since you, uh, told me that story about that bike...
...I couldn't stop thinking about it.
I mean, everyone should have a first bike, you know? So...
Oh, my God, Ross.
- You like it? - I love it.
- 你喜欢吗？ - 我爱死它了
- Yeah? - Oh. Oh, God...
- 是吗？ - 喔 天啊…
- And I love you. - Ah.
- 我爱你 - 啊
- But the bike got you a lot closer. - Oh.
- 但这辆脚踏车让你跟我更亲近了 - 噢
Well, uh, take it downstairs.
You know, give it a test drive.
Okay. Oh, my God.
Thank you for the best present I've ever gotten.
Oh, and Chandler's about to cry.
Don't worry, I'm brave. I am brave. I... I am brave.
别担心 我很勇敢 我很勇敢 我…我很勇敢
Can you tell me who is there, please?
My name's Gary. I live upstairs.
- Do you know what time it is? - It's candy time.
- 你知道现在几点了吗？ - 现在是糖果时间
My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.
Did you hear that? "Little drops of heaven."
So can I get some candy?
I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work.
对不起 但我们之中有人 还得早起去上班
He does not know that I am not "some of us."
Um, listen, I'm sorry, but I'll put some out first thing in the morning.
Well, okay, I'll swing by later.
- You live in this building? - Mm-hm.
- 你住在这里？ - 嗯
Mm. Seems like I would have remembered you.
So did you read your evaluation yet?
No, it was marked "confidential."
I just sent it down to human resources.
Okay, please, you're kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you.
拜托 你是在开玩笑 对吧？ 我故意写那份评估表来跟你闲玩笑
A joke they would appreciate?
- What did you say? - Um, I said that you were a good kisser...
- 你写了什么？ - 我说你是接吻高手
...and, uh, that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy.
No, not my tushy.
Well, it gets worse.
When asked if you take initiative, I wrote:
"Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision."
And under problems with performance, I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not."
至于你的表现会不会有问题 我写"天啊 希望不要有"
And then, uh... And then I drew a little smiley face.
And then a small pornographic sketch.
Ross, that is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike.
罗斯 你送菲比脚踏车 真的太贴心了
When I heard the story, I almost cried.
Almost cried, huh?
Hear that, Chandler? "Almost" cried.
Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic.
Those two had only each other.
Phoebe really likes the bike, huh?
Oh, yeah. I saw her walking it down the street the other day.
She had these flowers in the basket. It was so cute.
Yeah, I saw her this morning walking it by the park.
Wait a minute, she was walking the bike? Both times?
等一下 她牵着脚踏车？ 两次都是？
- Hey, Pheebs. - Oh, hi.
- 嗨 菲比 - 嗨
- Hey, so you enjoying the bike? - Oh, uh-huh, so much. Heh.
- 你喜欢你的脚踏车吗？ - 非常喜欢
Pheebs, you, uh... You do know how to ride a bike, don't you? Heh.
Can we see you ride it?
This is why I told you never get involved with your assistant.
And there's no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to having affairs.
Did you hear that, Chandler?
What happened? I'm just eating candy.
Maybe it's not as bad as I think. Maybe they didn't take it the way I meant it.
Absolutely, you know? Because "tushy" can mean both ass...
当然啰 你知道吗？ 因为"小屁屁"可以指屁股…
Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back.
Rach? That sketch you mentioned?
Might it have looked a little something like this?
Oh, my God, Joey.
- What is the matter with you? - God.
- 你是怎么了？ - 天啊
I tell you, this little talent came in handy before I could afford porn.
Hi, I'm sorry. I know it's after hours, but I really need candy.
嗨 对不起 我知道现在是 休息时间 但我真的需要糖果
I'm sorry, I can't help you. See? Rules are rules.
对不起 我帮不了你 看到了没？规定就是规定
Please, I have people coming from out of town today.
拜托 我住在外地的朋友 今天来看我
- I told them all about your candy. - You're kidding.
- 我跟他们提起你的糖果 - 你是在开玩笑吧？
Out-of-towners, huh? Heh. What did you tell them?
I told them your candy was absolutely indescribable.
Well, some people have been saying it's "little drops of heaven," but whatever.
有人说它是"天上 掉下来的礼物" 但那不重要
- Please, can't you help me out? - Hey, Chandler, do we know that lady?
- 拜托 你不能帮帮我吗？ - 钱德 我们认识那位女士吗？
Maybe. Isn't she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?
可能吧 她不是住在你楼下 做爱时会大叫的那个女人吗？
All right, I'll do it just this once.
- But you can't tell anybody. - Yes, yes, please, just give it to me.
- 但你不能告诉任何人 - 好 求求你 快给我吧
- Thank you. - Unbelievable.
- 谢谢你 - 不可思议
I can't believe that sign didn't work.
You know what would work? Stop making candy.
You mean they like you.
Is that why you became a chef, so that people would like you?
Heh. You want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man?
Okay, now, just remember everything I taught you and you'll be fine.
Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable.
等一下 这个座垫 真的很不舒服
Maybe before we start we should just get another one.
Perhaps like an airplane seat, or a beanbag chair.
Phoebe, you can't get out of this, okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike.
菲比 你不能逃避这件事 你得学会骑脚踏车
Why? Why do I have to learn?
- Well, in case of an emergency. - What kind of emergency?
- 以防发生紧急事故 - 什么样的紧急事故？
Well, what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says:
"You ride this bike or I'll...
Okay. I would ring the bell to distract him...
...and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.
Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike...
好吧 菲比 快坐上脚踏车
...and, hey, I'll hold you up and push you. Okay?
- No. - You swear?
- 我不会 - 你发誓
- Okay. - Come on.
- 好吧 - 来吧
- Here we go. All right? All right? - All right.
- 好了 要开始了 好吗？ - 好吧
Feel good? All right, try pedaling.
感觉不错吧？ 好了 试着踩踏板
That's it, you're doing great. Yes, take control.
对了 你做的很好 对 控制住车子
- Yes, yes, yes. - Whee! Hey!
- 这就对了 - 嘿
- I just thought you were doing so well. - I am shocked. Shocked.
- 我认为你骑得很好 - 我真的很震惊
It's a legitimate learning technique.
There's, uh, some people outside asking about candy.
They're just gonna have to wait, aren't they? I only got two hands.
他们得等 好吗？ 我只有两只手
- Need some help? - No, you don't know the system.
- 需要我帮忙吗？ - 不 你不熟悉流程
I don't need nobody messing with the system.
By the way, the week before your wedding, you may not see a lot of me.
还有 你结婚前一个星期 不会常常看到我
Look, I'm really sorry I let go of the bike.
听着 我真的很抱歉 放开了你的脚踏车
I could've been killed, I hope you know.
But can we please try it again?
I mean, you were so close, Phoebe.
Well, I would love to...
...but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects.
- Phoebe. - What?
- 菲比 - 什么？
All right, you know what?
If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike, then I'm sorry...
...I'm just gonna have to take it back. - What? Why?
我得把它收回去 - 什么？为什么？
Because. Because it's...
It'd be like you having this guitar...
...and never playing it.
Okay, this guitar wants to be played.
And this bike wants to be ridden.
And if you don't ride it...
...you're killing its spirit.
All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.
好吧 如果你真的那么在乎 不惜撒下漫天大谎 我学就是了
You're making the bike very happy.
Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it.
We have to get into Mr. Zelner's office. He doesn't get in until 10, so no problem.
But his assistant, Betty, comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
- That's kind of sad. - Yeah, well, Betty's kind of sad.
- 那真的很悲惨 - 没错 贝蒂有点惨
Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates.
Now, while I distract her, you go in the office.
- Got it. - Let's roll.
- 我知道了 - 我们行动吧
Hello, Rachel. You, uh, got a minute?
嗨 瑞秋 你有空吗？
Yeah, sure, Mr. Zelner. For you? Anything. Minute.
当然 塞纳先生 你有事吗？我随时都有空
Abort the plan. Abort the plan.
Uh, actually, I'd like to speak to both of you.
Uh, well, can we get you anything, Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates?
Um, no, thanks, but I'll give these to Betty.
不 谢谢你 但我可以把它们送给贝蒂
So I read your evaluation of Tag.
Or, uh, to use his full name, Tag "Sweet Cheeks" Jones?
Is something going on with you two?
Oh, my God, can you imagine if there was?
I mean, what would happen exactly?
Well, I'd be forced to file a report.
I'd have to consult with the legal department.
And your future at the company would be in jeopardy.
- Well... - Uh, Mr. Zelner...
- 喔… - 塞纳先生…
...I'm the one who filled in that evaluation.
- Oh, no... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 喔 不… - 对 对 对
I thought it would be funny.
You wrote that you have a cute tushy?
I have a weird sense of humor.
And I'm kind of strangely proud of my butt.
It's kind of a risky joke, Tag.
And what is this drawing? I can't figure out what this is.
You're looking at it upside down... You know what? It doesn't matter.
Hey, it's not like I don't have a sense of humor, huh?
Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick every now and then.
没错 我甚至很喜欢写 挑逗性的打油诗
But there's a time and a place, huh?
Unless you, uh, have a limerick right now.
No? Okay. Well, uh, you've got my fax number.
I can't believe you did that. That was really sweet.
- Ah, don't worry about it. - No, you could've lost your job.
- 别担心 - 你可能会丢掉工作
Are you kidding me? With a cute butt like this, I'd find work.
Thank you, you're great.
- You know what? - What?
- 你知道吗？ - 什么？
It's just... It took me so long to get that desk organized.
We're waiting for the candy. Bring out the candy.
Yeah, lady, give us candy.
对 小姐 快给我们糖果
- What's up, buddy? - What are you doing?
- 什么事？兄弟 - 你在做什么？
Waiting to get candy.
Hey, and you cannot smoke in here.
Okay, guys, the candy is coming. I just need 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool.
糖果做好了 我得让它 冷却十五分钟
All right, everybody, just be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet. Pipe down.
好了 大伙们 安静 安静 请闭嘴
What is the matter with you people?
This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you.
She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you...
...and I'll bet that not one of you can tell me her name.
No, not "Candy Lady."
If we know it, can we have candy?
All right, you know what?
Forget it. All of you, forget it. You've ruined it.
Go home. You've ruined it. You've ruined it.
That's all wrong. You guys ruined everything. You ruined it.
那是不对的 你们毁了一切 你们毁了这个机会
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 谢谢 - 别客气
No, smokes-a-lot lady blew smoke directly into my mouth.
不 老烟枪婆婆 把烟直接喷入我的嘴巴里
I'm fine now, but it was really scary there for a while.
Someone slipped a threatening note under the door.
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever. I don't know.
对了 我很抱歉 我受到暴动状态的影响
I can't believe it. I did it. I rode a bike.
我不敢相信 我办到了 我会骑脚踏车了
I never thought I'd be able to do that. Thank you, Ross.
我从来没想过我能这么做 谢谢你 罗斯
Oh, hey, don't thank me. Thank yourself.
嘿 别谢我 谢谢你自己
You're the one who faced your fears and ultimately overcame them.
Don't be so corny, Ross. It's not an After School Special.