生活大爆炸第七季双语台词对白剧本

I gotta tell you, the more I read about the

我不得不说我越读有关

primordial gravity wave discovery, the more excited I get.

原始重力波的发现我就越兴奋

I know. Being an astrophysicist right now

是啊现在当个天体物理学家

is like being a rock star.

就跟当个摇滚巨星似的

Only without the sex.

除了没歌迷送炮之外

Yeah, literally, none of it.

是啊真是一炮难求

What do you think about it, Sheldon?

谢尔顿你觉得呢

Meh.

切

Are you kidding me? This may be

你不是吧这可能是

the biggest scientific breakthrough of our lifetime.

我们有生之年所能碰见最大的科研突破

How can you, as a theoretical physicist,

而你做为个理论物理学家

not care about this?

居然一点都不关心

Maybe it's because I'm not an elitist.

可能我不是个精英主义者

What I'd like to know is:

我更想知道的是

How does this gravity wave breakthrough

这个重力波的突破

help the man on the street? You know?

能对一般人有何帮助

Wh-Who's looking out for Joe Six-Pack

普通路人傻逼对量子物理学的担心

and all his quantum physics concerns?

又有谁关心呢

Oh, my God, you're jealous.

天啊你在嫉妒人家

- Why would I be jealous? - Oh, I don't know.

-我为何要嫉妒 -不知道啊

Maybe because the origin of the universe just got proven,

可能宇宙的起源被别人证明了

the Higgs field just got proven

希格斯力场也被别人证明了

and you've been working on string theory

而你这20年来对弦理论的研究

for the last 20 years and you're no closer to proving it

与你刚开始的那会相比

than when you started.

一点进展都没有

Yeah, well, I've had a lot on my plate.

是啊我有太多事情要忙

We happen to live in a golden age of television.

我们刚好活在电视界的黄金时期

Excuse me, fellas.

各位打扰一下

Sorry for eavesdropping,

抱歉我偷听了你们的谈话

but there actually was some big string theory news today

但其实今天在强子对撞机那里

- out of the Hadron Collider. - Really?

-有一条弦理论的大新闻呢 -真的吗

Did they find evidence to support extra dimensions

他们发现支持额外维度的证明

- or supersymmetry? - No,

-还是超对称性吗 -都不是

but they did find evidence that you'll believe anything.

但他们发现了你什么话都信的证明

Why would you do that?

你为何要这样

You're a string theorist as well.

你也是个弦理论学家啊

Incorrect. I am a string pragmatist.

错了我是弦理论实用家

I say I'm gonna prove something that cannot be proved,

我跟人说我要证明一个不能被证明的理论

I apply for grant money,

然后申请研究款项

and then I spend it on liquor and broads.

最后拿这笔钱去喝酒泡妞

Later.

再会

Do you think he's right?

你们觉得他说的对吗

Am I wasting my life on a theory that can never be proven?

我把生命浪费在了一个不能被证明的理论上

Maybe. But how great is Game of Thrones?

或许吧可是《权力的游戏》多好看啊

大

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爆

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第七季第二十集

Hey, you're up early.

这么早就醒啦

I couldn't sleep.

我睡不着

I told you those Walking Dead pillowcases were a bad idea.

我早说了别用《行尸走肉》的枕头套

No, that's not it.

跟那个无关

Is something bothering you?

有烦心事吗

Yes, but you wouldn't understand.

是啊不过你不会懂的

Oh, come on, try me.

别这样说来听听

All right.

好吧

I've devoted the prime of my life to string theory

我把我的人生黄金时期都奉献给了弦理论

and its quest for the compactification of extra dimensions.

致力于探索紧化额外维度

I've got nothing to show for it, and I feel like a fool.

而我连一点可以炫耀的成功都没有像个傻瓜

Okay. I get it.

好我懂了

I mean, not all the jibberjabber in the middle, but...

虽然中间的鬼话一个字没懂但是...

I know what it's like

我懂那种

to put your heart and soul into something

全心全意都奉献给某个人事物

and get nothing out of it.

却一点回报都没有的感觉

You mean your acting career?

你是说你的演艺事业吗

No.

不是

Your relationship with Leonard?

你与莱纳德的感情吗

No.

也不是

Your failed attempt to go back to college?

你重回校园的失败之路吗

No!

不是

I'm saying you and string theory sound like a relationship,

我是说你与弦理论就像一段感情

and I know what it's like to be in one

而我知道那种感情的滋味

and realize it's never gonna turn out the way you want.

也懂那种永远不能如愿的感觉

I said Leonard; you said no.

都说是莱纳德你还否认

I'm talking about other guys.

我是指跟其他男人时啦

Okay.

好吧

Well, what do you do?

那你都是怎么做的

You have to have the courage to end the relationship.

你得有壮士断腕的勇气结束感情

You know? Break it off, shake hands, walk away.

分手止损握手道别甩手走人

I don't know if I can do that.

我不知道我能不能做到

I know it's hard, honey,

我知道这很困难但宝贝

but in the end, that's how you grow.

但人都是这样成长的

Penny, have you seen my good inhaler?

佩妮你有看到我好的那个吸入器吗

Break it off, shake hands, walk away.

分手止损握手道别甩手走人

Hey, how's dating two women going?

跟两个女人纠缠得如何啊

Um, kind of hit a bump.

遇到点小麻烦

When I was honest and told Emily

当我老实告诉艾米丽

she wasn't the only person I was seeing, it went great.

我同时有在与另一个人约会时她可以接受

So I tried the same thing with Lucy.

所以我也这么告诉了露西

And?

然后呢

She had mixed feelings.

她内心五味杂陈

But when I said, "Emily was cool with it.

但当我说"艾米丽可以接受

Emily's the best. Why can't you be more like Emily?"...

艾米丽最好了你为啥不学学艾米丽"时

...those feelings became less mixed.

那五味就只剩一味了

Women. Who knows what'll set 'em off?

女人啊谁知道她们不爽的点在哪

At least now I can focus all my energies on just one girl.

可至少我现在能全心对一个女孩投入了

I hope I get to meet her as soon as possible.

我希望我能尽快见到她

Why the rush? She isn't going anywhere.

干嘛这么着急她又不会跑

She is. But I like that attitude.

她会的但我喜欢你的乐观

Gentlemen, is anybody interested in my old string theory books?

各位有人对我弦理论的旧书感兴趣吗

You're really going to do this?

你真的要这么做吗

I am. Yeah, Penny pointed out that

是的佩妮指出

what I'm going through is essentially a breakup.

我现在基本上就是在经历一段分手

And according to Cosmopolitan magazine,

而且根据《时尚》杂志中

one of the most effective techniques for moving on

一篇教导如何有效挥别旧爱的文章

is to get rid of all reminders of the relationship.

分手就得丢掉会回忆起感情的一切物件

- You're reading Cosmo? - Yes.

-你还读起《时尚》杂志啦 -是啊

As it turns out, there's an article

而且我还发现基本上

on how to get over a breakup in literally every issue.

每期都有教导如何挥别旧爱的文章

Anyway,

反正

it suggests that I set these on fire,

它还建议要把这些东西烧掉

but the smell of burning books

但烧书的味道

reminds me of church picnics in East Texas.

会让我想起教会去德州东部野餐时的回忆

绰号为太空城的休士顿就在德州东部

What's this?

这是什么

That's just a doodle of a hyperelliptic Riemann surface.

我随手画的超椭圆黎曼曲面而已

Oh, yeah. Wasn't that the basis of your postdoc fellowship?

这不是你当年博士后的基础吗

It was.

是啊

This seemed so elegant at the time,

当年我还觉得这很高大上

but... now I realize I was just a simple country boy

但我现在意识到我当年只是个被

seduced by a big city theory

大城市那变量都对的理论

with variables in all the right places.

所迷惑的单纯农村小伙

- It's going to be okay. - I know.

-你会没事的 -我知道

As hard as this is, I have to move on.

尽管很困难我还是得挥别过去了

I can't keep postulating multidimensional entities

我不能再一直假定着多维度实体

and get nothing in return.

却什么结果也得不到

I have needs, too.

我也是有需求的人

So, you and Emily still together?

你现在还跟艾米丽在一起吗

I spoke to Bernadette. She's free tomorrow night.

我问过伯纳黛特了她明天有空

Oh, okay, great.

好啊行

But if we're really gonna do a double date,

但如果我们真的要四人约会

then we have to go over some ground rules about Emily.

我们得先定下一些跟艾米丽有关的规矩

Like when it turns out she's made of rubber,

比如最终发现她是个橡胶充气娃娃时

I don't say anything?

我啥都不许说吗

She's very real.

她很真实好吗

Oh, that's what it says on the box.

充气娃娃盒子上都这么写啊

Right next to "Dishwasher safe."

就写在"可用洗碗机清洗"的字样旁

See?

你看

This is exactly the kind of thing

我担心的就是

I'm worried about you saying in front of her.

你在她面前说这类的话

- I promise I'll be on my best behavior. - You better be.

-我保证我绝对会很乖 -最好是这样

No jokes about how close I am with my dog.

不许开我跟我的狗很亲密的玩笑

Or the truth about how close I am with my dog.

也不许说我跟我狗有多亲密的实话

You got it.

我保证

No jokes about the year I took ballet.

不许开我学过一年芭蕾舞的玩笑

You took ballet?

你学过芭蕾舞吗

God, you never listen.

天啊你从来都不好好聆听

Are you sure you want to do this?

你确定你要这样吗

The magazine articles suggest that one of the ways

杂志中一篇文章建议

to get over a breakup is a new look.

挥别旧情的方法就是新造型

What about your old look,

那你的旧造型呢

well-groomed ventriloquist doll?

精心打扮过的腹语术玩偶造型

- "Oh, my God, I do look like that." - Stop it!

-"天啊的确是很像" -别闹了

So, how do you want me to cut it?

所以你想我怎么剪

How about Bill Gates meets Nikola Tesla?

比尔·盖兹加尼古拉·特斯拉的发型

So, business in the front, science in the back.

就是前面商人头后面科学家头

Or I don't cut it

或者我就不剪了

and maybe just style it a little.

就搞点造型就行了

Oh, I'm in your hands.

你说了算

Do a good job and I'll tell you Cosmo's ten dynamite tips

你弄得好我就告诉你《时尚》教你如何轻松度过

to enjoy your PMS.

经前症候群的10大绝招

Can you keep him quiet?

你能让他保持安静吗

Maybe jangle some keys in front of him?

比如拿钥匙在他眼前晃

That doesn't work anymore.

这招不好用了

He just thinks I'm taking him to the doctor.

他只会觉得我是要带他去看医生

So, now that you're no longer invested in string theory,

所以你现在不搞弦理论了

what are you gonna pursue?

你打算研究哪方面

Oh, there are so many exciting areas:

有很多超有意思的领域啊

black holes, dark matter...

黑洞暗物质

Oh, Leonard was telling me about dark matter,

莱纳德那天还在跟我说暗物质呢

but I didn't really understand it.

但我真的不太理解

Don't feel bad. Neither does he.

不用难过他自己也不懂

Okay...

好了

what do you think?

你觉得如何

Have you ever even seen a picture of Tesla?

你看没看过特斯拉的照片啊

尼古拉·特斯拉伟大的发明家物理学家发型是微卷的中分头

It actually looks good, Sheldon.

其实很好看呢谢尔顿

- Doesn't it? - Yeah.

-是吧 -是啊

I suppose I could see myself in a scientific boy band.

我是可以想象自己在一个科学男子团体里

Of course, I'd be the dreamy one and the smart one.

由于美貌与智慧并存所以在男团里一个顶俩

Sorry I'm late.

抱歉我来晚了

What did you do?

你干了啥好事

I gave him a new look. It's cute, huh?

我帮他弄了新造型很好看吧

Yeah, it's cute. That's the problem.

是啊很好看这就是问题

I don't need other girls to see him walking around

我可不想他走在路上被饥渴的女人们

like sex on a stick.

扑上来按倒

She's right. I'm too hot.

她说的对我太性感了

I'm excited to meet Emily.

我迫不及待想见艾米丽

Me, too. I just hope he doesn't blow it.

我也是只希望他别搞砸这段情

Why would you say that?

你为什么这么说

Because he's Raj-- that's his thing.

因为他是拉杰啊这是他的专长

Beckham can bend it, Ralph can wreck it,

贝克汉姆很会踢球破坏王很会砸

电影《Bend it like Beckham》我爱贝克汉姆与《Wreck it Ralph》无敌破坏王

Raj can blow it.

拉杰很会搞砸

Look, I don't want it to happen,

我也不想发生那种事

but odds are he's gonna find a way to...

但他有很大的几率会搞...

Oh, crap, I know that girl.

靠我认识那女的

How?

怎么个认识

In a bad way, very bad.

很不好非常不好的认识

Hey, guys.

你们好啊

Whatever you hear tonight, just remember I love you.

无论你今晚听到了什么只要记得我很爱你

Hey!

你们来啦

Emily, these are my good friends,

艾米丽他们是我的好朋友

Howard and Bernadette.

霍华德与伯纳黛特

- Guys, this is Emily. - Nice to meet you.

-两位她叫艾米丽 -幸会

Hi.

你好

Have we met before?

我们见过吗

Uh... no.

没有吧

I-I don't... I don't... think so.

我我觉得没有吧

You sure? You look familiar.

你确定吗你好眼熟啊

Well, you sure don't.

你肯定看错了

You I know, you I know, you?

我认识你我也认识你而你...

Total stranger.

绝对是初次见面啊

Even if you had yummy candy, I would not get in your van.

就算你有好吃的糖果我也不会跟你去看金鱼

Did you go to that spin class on Green Street?

你是不是有参加格林街上的自行车健身班

That must be it.

就是这样没错

Since when do you go to spin class?

你什么时候参加过自行车健身班

Wow. Now who doesn't listen?

看看到底谁才不听别人说话

Sheldon, your food's getting cold.

谢尔顿你的饭都快凉了

What are you doing?

你在干什么呢

Oh, looking through my textbooks for a new field of inquiry.

我想从课本里找出新的研究方向

Why do we have a Geology book?

家里怎么会有本地质学的书

Leonard,

莱纳德

did you throw a children's party while I was in Texas?

我回去德州时你在家偷偷办了个儿童派对吗

Wait. What's wrong with geology?

等等地理学怎么惹到你了

Let me put this in a way you'll understand, Penny.

让我用你能听懂的方式解释吧佩妮

You remember how you explained to me

记得你跟我解释过

that the Kardashians aren't real celebrities?

卡戴珊一家根本算不上真正的明星吗

Well, Geology is the Kardashians of science.

地理学就是科学界的卡戴珊一家

Have you considered studying standard model physics?

你考虑过研究标准模型物理学吗

You want me to give up string theory

你想让我放弃弦理论

for something that's less advanced?

去做更落后的项目吗

You know, why don't you break up with Penny

那你为什么不甩掉佩妮

and start dating a brown bear?

去找个棕熊恋爱呢

Like you could get a brown bear.

好像你泡得到棕熊似的

Hey, I've got a good job.

人家有份正经工作

I could buy salmon. You don't know.

有钱买三文鱼给熊吃搞不好会成功呢

Maybe you could make your new field of study

或许你可以开始尝试一下

the calculation of nuclear matrix elements.

核矩阵元素的计算工作

Oh, please.

得了吧

If I wanted to take up a fad, I'd get a tramp stamp.

如果我想赶时髦还不如去搞个骚女纹身呢

What about loop quantum gravity?

那环圈量子重力学呢

Oh, Duchess, look at me.

公爵夫人瞧瞧我

My quantum gravity's positively loopy.

我的量子重力学真是好糊涂[圈]啊

Who's the Duchess?

公爵夫人是哪位啊

One of the people that lives in his head.

他脑子里众多幻想人物之一

I hope he's this distraught if he ever breaks up with me.

如果他和我分手后也这么心神错乱就好了

Well, if he does, I'll see if my bear has a friend.

如果真是我会让我家熊熊替他介绍对象的

Sheldon, have you ever considered

谢尔顿你可以试试

not rushing into something new?

不要急着开始新的研究呀

I mean, why don't you take your time,

你为什么不放松一点

enjoy your freedom?

享受享受自由的时间呢

Maybe something new to study will find you.

也许新的课题会主动出现在你面前

That's actually not bad advice.

这个建议其实还真不错

You know, I didn't seek out string theory.

你知道我当初也不是主动研究弦理论的

It just hit me over the head one day.

有一天它就突然对我当头棒喝

How does that happen?

怎么发生的

A bully chased me through the school library

一个校园恶霸在图书馆追着我跑

and hit me over the head with the biggest book he could find.

用他手边最重的书打了我的头

Okay, how about we toast your newfound freedom?

我们来为你的自由干杯吧

Ah, normally I refrain from alcohol,

通常我是不沾酒的

but since my cerebral cortex is twiddling its proverbial thumbs,

但我的大脑皮层已经在无聊地玩手指了

why not soak it in grape juice

不如就让它沉浸在

that's been predigested by a fungus?

霉菌发酵过的葡萄汁里吧

And you wonder why other children beat you with books.

怪不得其他孩子要用书砸你呢

Cheers!

干杯

Emily, what do you do?

艾米丽你是做什么工作的

I'm a dermatology resident at Huntington Hospital.

我是亨廷顿医院的皮肤科医师

Mmm, and you know what that means.

你们都懂其中的意思了吧

Someone's skin's about to be softer than ever.

有人的皮肤马上就要吹弹可破了

This is making me crazy.

这可折磨死我了

I know I know you from somewhere.

我知道我肯定在哪里见过你

Oh, uh, Howard was an astronaut.

霍华德曾经做过宇航员

Maybe that's where you saw him.

也许你就是这么认识他的

That's amazing.

太厉害了

What was that like?

那是什么样的感觉

It was the most incredible experience of my life.

是我人生中最难忘的体验

Up there in the space station, you're...

在太空站里人会...

Oh, my God, I remember.

我的妈呀我想起来了

Can I finish my astronaut story?

能让我把宇航员的故事说完吗

It was four years ago.

这事发生在四年前

- Please don't say it. - We were set up on a blind date.

-求求你别说出来 -别人介绍我们相亲

- Please don't say it. - You came to my apartment.

-别说下去了拜托 -你来了我的公寓

You're saying it.

你还是说出来了

Well, wh-what happened?

到底发生了什么

- Yeah, what happened? - Okay, I'll say it.

-是啊发生了什么事 -好吧我来说吧

I was on the way to pick her up.

我去她家接她

My stomach felt a little funny.

路上我的肠胃开始不舒服了

When I got there, I asked if I could use her bathroom.

所以到她家时我借用了她的厕所

Please don't say it.

求你别说了

One roll of toilet paper and 20 minutes later,

20分钟过去了在用完一卷卫生纸后

I was so humiliated,

我实在是太羞愧难当

I snuck out the window and never saw her again.

于是我从窗口逃走了再也没敢去见她

You know what else I never saw again--

你知道还有什么也跟着你消失了吗

my security deposit.

我付给房东的清洁押金

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I tried to unclog it, but you didn't have a plunger,

我试着疏通马桶可找不到马桶塞子

and water was spilling out everywhere.

水也流得到处都是

Right, just water.

对流的只是"水"而已

Look, I have felt terrible about this for years,

这些年我都一直为这事而羞愧

and I'm glad I have the opportunity

我也很庆幸今天有这个机会

to tell you just how sorry I am.

当面向你表达我的歉意

It's fine.

没关系

All my friends love this story.

我的朋友们都好爱这个故事

They call you Clogzilla.

他们叫你"卡屎拉"

Get it?

你懂吗

Because you clogged up her bathroom

因为你是一只卡住了她家马桶的

like a radioactive monster!

怪兽哥斯拉

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

我听懂了

Howie.

华仔

Well, hey, it's not like cotton candy comes out of you.

你拉的屎也没有跟棉花糖一样美啊

Come on, let's get you to bed.

快点我们回家睡觉了

You've had a lot to drink.

你可喝了不少呢

- No more than Penny. - That's what I'm saying.

-我不比佩妮喝得多 -所以说你喝了不少啊

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

等...等等等一下

Empty room.

空房间

Empty room.

空房间

Empty room.

空房间

If somebody says "Come in," I'm gonna freak out.

如果有人说"请进" 会把我吓死

So, Emily,

艾米丽

why did you decide to specialize in dermatology?

你为什么会选择专攻皮肤学呢

I like cutting people with knives,

我喜欢用刀割人

and all the other jobs where you get to do that are illegal.

而其它割人的工作都是违法的

You're kidding, right?

你是开玩笑的吧

She's scary, but it's a cute scary.

她让人怕怕不过是可爱的怕怕

Can I say just one more thing?

我可以再补充一点吗

I had some kind of food poisoning that day.

我那天是食物中毒了

Sure, in retrospect, gas station sushi--

当然现在回想起来加油站寿司

maybe not the best choice.

不是什么明智的选择

Nor was climbing out your window and running away.

当然爬出你家窗户逃走也不对

But I think we can all understand how humiliating that was,

但我想大家都能理解那情形有多丢人

and I'd really appreciate it if we could move on.

如果咱们能既往不咎我会非常感激的

Howie, we moved on a long time ago.

华仔已经既往不咎一段时间了

- I'm just saying... - We moved on.

-我只是说...-已经既往不咎了

Okay. Fine.

好吧行

How's your soup?

你的汤怎么样

Ah, it's all right.

还行

They could've filled the bowl a little more.

他们可以把碗[马桶]再装得满一点

Excuse me.

失陪一下

Where are you going?

你去哪里

I need some fresh air.

我需要呼吸下新鲜空气

Been there.

我当时也是

Oh, no.

我去

What have I done?

我做了什么

地质学

How you feeling?

感觉怎样

Not so good.

不太好

Are you gonna introduce me to your friend?

不向我介绍一下你的这位朋友吗

It's not my friend.

这不是我的朋友

Nothing happened.

什么事也没有发生

I don't know. I heard you reading pretty loud last night.

是吗你昨晚读它的声音可是相当"大"哦

Oh, dear Lord.

我的老天啊

Where's Amy?

艾米呢

After she put you to bed, she went home.

她把你扶上床休息后就回家了

I should call her and apologize.

我应该打电话给她道歉

- Oh, no. - What?

-不好 -怎么了

Apparently, I called Stephen Hawking last night.

看来我昨晚打了电话给史蒂芬·霍金

S·W·霍金教授

First new message.

第一条新留言

Hawkman!

霍哥

It's your old buddy Sheldonoscopy!

我是你铁哥们儿谢肠镜啊

How come you didn't pick up the phone?!

你为什么不接电话呢

Oh, right. My bad.

你的手动不了我错了

You're awful quiet. Everything okay?

你出奇的安静啊还好吗

Not really.

不太好

I had a bit of an embarrassing evening.

我昨晚丢人丢大了

Ugh. Me, too. What happened?

我也是发生了什么事

I drank alcohol

我喝了酒

and may have left an unfortunate voice mail for Stephen Hawking.

给史蒂芬·霍金留了一通很不妙的留言

I wouldn't worry about it.

我觉得不用担心

He's got a pretty good sense of humor.

他这人幽默感挺强的

Oh, I hope so.

希望如此

What happened to you last night?

你昨晚发生了什么事

Oh, well, turns out

原来

I'd already met the girl Raj is seeing

我以前见过拉杰的女友

when I did a number on her bathroom.

我当时在她家厕所留过号码

And that number was two.

而那号码是"大号"

Well, you know, I've always been a fan

我一直很喜欢尼沙布尔的阿塔尔[诗人]

of a story told by Attar of Nishapur,

写的一个故事

about a king

说的是一个国王

who assembled a group of wise men to create a ring

召集一群智者制作一枚戒指

that would make him happy when he was sad.

让他在悲伤时能高兴起来

And that ring

这枚戒指上

was inscribed with the phrase, "This too shall pass."

刻了一句话 "一切都会随风而逝"

- Hey, Cooper! - Oh, my God.

-库珀 -老天

I heard you drunk-dialed Stephen Hawking last night?

我听说你昨晚给霍金打了醉酒电话

Classic!

牛逼啊

Get out of here, Barry.

快走开巴里

Whatever you say...

你说了算

Clogzilla.

卡屎拉

Clogzilla. That's pretty funny.

卡屎拉挺好笑的

I don't think that's gonna pass.

我不觉得有风能刮走"这坨屎"

Next message.

下一条留言

It's me again!

又是我

I gave up string theory.

我放弃弦理论了

You should give up black holes,

你也应该放弃黑洞

and we can totally solve crimes together!

咱俩搭档绝对是罪案克星

Next message.

下一条留言

Do you know what's great?!

你知道什么超棒吗

Geology.

地质学

Look at this geode!

看这个晶洞

That's fun to say!

这个词读起来真有意思

Gee... ode! Gee... ode!

进洞井洞

Next message.

下一条留言

Gee... ode!

精洞

Gee... ode!

茎洞

I kiss girls now.

小弟现在会和女生打啵啵了

Next message.

下一条留言

Hey, guess who I am!

猜猜我是谁

Beep bop boop bop!

哔哔嘟嘟

I'm you! Get it?!

我是你懂了吗

Next message.

下一条留言

Are you mad at me?

你生我的气了吗

Oh, no, you're mad at me.

不好你生人家的气了

I'm so sorry!

真是对不起

Beep bop boop bop.

哔哔嘟嘟

Next message.

下一条留言

Thiospinel sulfide. Thiospinel sulfide.

硫硼尖晶石牛棚鸡鸡石

That's even more fun than "gee... ode."

这个念起来比"茎洞"更好玩

Hey, did you see The Lego Movie?

你看了《乐高大电影》吗

What a jackass.

傻逼

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