生活大爆炸第八季双语台词对白剧本

Okay, we're headed out-- See you later.

我们要出门了再见

Before you leave,

你俩走之前

could you test these noise-cancelling headphones?

能帮我测试一下这降噪耳机吗

Yeah, sure. Okay.

好呀

Go ahead.

开始吧

Hello, can you hear me?

你好能听见我说话吗

Sheldon, I haven't changed the filter

谢尔顿咱家水壶里的

in the water pitcher in two years.

滤水器已经两年没换过了

Uh, Bernadette's nickname for you is the virgin pina colada.

伯纳黛特给你取了个外号叫处子鸡尾酒

意为无酒精的鸡尾酒

Your George Lucas autograph is really a "me" autograph.

你收藏的乔治·卢卡斯签名其实是我的签名

Yeah, well, once I was too lazy to walk across the hall,

有一次我懒得走回我家去

so I used your toothbrush.

于是我借用了你的牙刷

Ooh, and one time when you were asleep,

还有一次你睡着了

Amy totally took off her...

艾米脱掉了她的...

And that's why you're the best roommate ever.

...所以你才是百里挑一的好室友

Now I'm sad I didn't hear it.

真可惜我没听到这些好话

So what do you need the headphones for?

你拿这降噪耳机干嘛用呢

Well, I've been struggling for months

我这几个月一直在研究

to come up with a theory of dark matter

暗物质中质子

that doesn't make protons decay.

不衰变的问题

I'm hoping to finally tackle it

我希望能靠优化工作环境的办法

by optimizing my work environment.

来解决这个问题

See, I've got, uh, my tea is at the perfect sipping temperature.

所以我准备了最佳饮用温度的茶

Uh, I have fleece-lined boxer shorts

穿上了加绒的四角内裤

to keep my tushie toasty.

保暖我的小屁屁

And then, oh, last but not least,

最后但也是同样重要的一点

this inspirational cat poster,

这张激励人心的猫咪海报

improved with the reassuring face

上面印着物理学界的叛徒

of physics renegade Richard Feynman.

理查德·费曼和蔼可亲的脸

Is that why you had to take him to Office Depot last night?

这就是你昨晚带他去文具店的原因吗

I don't want to talk about it.

我不想聊这件事

There, the place is all yours.

好了这地盘归你了

Yeah, have fun.

好好玩吧

Oh, I will-- nothing more fun

我会的没有比改变世界的

than a paradigm-shifting evening of science.

科学之夜更让人开心的了

And you thought it was soaping me up in the shower.

你却说替我搓澡才是最开心的事

Bye.

拜拜

Okay.

好了

Here we go.

开始吧

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Proton decay.

质子衰变

Hey, we're home.

我们回来了

Any progress?

有什么进展吗

How could there be?!

怎么可能有进展

With these constant interruptions.

你们老是打扰我

I love him, but if he's broken, let's not get a new one.

我爱他但如果他坏掉了我们别再买新的了

大

活

炸

爆

生

第八季第十三集

What are you doing? It's time to go.

你在干什么该上班了

I'm not going to work today.

我今天不去上班

And would you like to know why?

你想知道为什么吗

Ah, you're upset because you spent the whole night working

你不高兴因为你花了一整晚

on dark matter and didn't make a breakthrough,

研究暗物质却找不到突破口

and now you're worried you made a huge mistake switching fields,

现在你担心转换研究方向的决定是错误的

and you're gonna sit around and sulk all day?

于是你要窝在家里生一整天闷气

Like a big old baby.

就像一个大宝宝

Call me if you need anything.

有需要给我打电话

I've been cooped up in here too long.

我在这里闷太久了

Maybe I need some fresh air.

也许我需要点新鲜空气

Penny?

佩妮

Penny?

佩妮

Penny?

佩妮

Ugh, what?

什么事

You sounded in distress.

听起来你很痛苦

I was worried something unpleasant was happening to you.

我担心你是不是遇到了麻烦

Like a murder.

比如有人要谋杀你

Or spontaneous coitus with Leonard.

或者是莱纳德突然找你滚床单

Oh, I'm just doing this awful workout. I hate it.

我只是在锻炼讨厌死了

Well, if you hate it, then why are you doing it?

如果你讨厌干嘛还要做呢

Although I could ask the same question

当然我对你和莱纳德滚床单这件事

about coitus with Leonard.

也有同样的问题

I don't know-- I guess I like that I hate it.

我想我就是喜欢这种讨厌它的感觉吧

It makes me work harder.

可以激发我的斗志

- And to clarify... - The exercise, Sheldon.

-你是指... -我是指锻炼谢尔顿

Shouldn't you be getting ready for work?

你不是应该准备上班了吗

I'm not going.

我今天不上班

Would you like to know why?

你想知道为什么吗

Uh, you're sad about not getting anything done last night,

你不高兴因为你昨晚什么都没搞出来

so you're gonna sit around and pout about it?

所以你要窝在家里生一整天闷气

Boy, I'm not nearly as mysterious as I think I am.

我完全不如自己预期的那么神秘莫测啊

- I invented a game. You want to play? - Sure.

-我发明了一个游戏想玩吗 -好啊

It's called "Emily or Cinnamon""

名字叫"艾米丽还是小桂子"

I give you actual quotes I've heard Raj say,

我告诉你们拉杰曾经说过的话

and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog.

你来猜一猜这些话的对象是女朋友还是狗

Go ahead, make fun.

好啊你想笑就笑吧

You can't embarrass me.

我可不会觉得尴尬

I've got a beautiful girlfriend

我有一个漂亮女友

and a dog who loves me so much she drinks my bathwater.

和一条爱我爱到愿意喝我洗澡水的狗

Okay, who was he talking to, Emily or Cinnamon:

很好这是对谁说的艾米丽还是小桂子

"I want you to know, the bed feels so lonely

"你要知道你不在的时候

when you're not in it."

空荡荡的床显得好孤单"

I may not be liking this game so much.

我可不怎么喜欢这个游戏

Cinnamon. Give me another one.

小桂子再来一个

Okay, Emily or Cinnamon:

好的艾米丽还是小桂子

"Check it out, I got us matching sweaters!"

"看看我给咱俩买了情侣毛衣"

We all got the Christmas card-- Cinnamon.

我们都收到了他的圣诞卡当然是小桂子

You know, a man can care deeply about a woman and a pet.

一个男人可以同时关爱他的女人和他的狗

It's not strange.

这并不奇怪

Ooh, Emily. I heard him say that to Emily.

艾米丽这话我听过他对艾米丽说过

Hey, I thought you were staying home.

你不是要待在家里吗

Yeah, I was, but after talking to Penny,

是的但和佩妮聊过之后

I realized something.

我发现了一件事

I... first, she's trying much harder to stay attractive

我...首先她为了保持对你的吸引力

in this relationship than you are.

付出的努力可比你多

And second...

其次

the reason I may not be progressing in my research is

我毫无进展的原因就是

I've created too pleasant of an environment for myself.

我为自己打造的环境太舒适了

What do you mean?

什么意思

According to a classic psychological experiment

根据叶杜二氏的心理学实验

by Yerkes and Dodson, in order to maximize performance,

想提高工作效率

one must create a state of productive anxiety.

就必须营造一种焦虑紧张的气氛

So I'd like to ask you all to do something for me.

所以我希望你们能帮我个忙

Keep me on my toes.

别让我放松下来

Just throw me off my game.

攻我不备

E-Essentially, go out of your way to make my life miserable.

最重要的是使劲浑身解数让我难受

Hold on.

等等

What's in it for us?

这么做对我们有什么好处

- Well, I suppose... - Okay, we'll do it!

-我觉得吧.. -好我们同意了

Done.

做完了

33 seconds.

33秒

Okay, that'll be our baseline.

这就是我们的基准线

You know, I don't want to tell you how to do your job,

我不想教你怎么工作

but when a mouse completes a maze,

不过如果一只老鼠走通了迷宫

it gets a food pellet.

它会得到饲料奖励

It also gets its brain plucked out with tweezers.

它的大脑还会被镊子夹出来呢

And his last meal was a food pellet?

而它的最后一餐只是一颗饲料

You're a monster.

你真是禽兽

All right, next, we're gonna introduce

好了接下来我们要逐步

an anxiety-inducing stimulus, measure your stress levels

加强紧张焦虑刺激测量你的应力水平

and see how it affects your problem-solving rate.

观察它对你思考能力的影响

Very well.

很好

And good luck-- I'm a pretty laid-back guy.

祝你好运人家可是个淡定哥哦

Ready?

准备好了吗

Begin.

开始

Why'd you pop it?

你为什么要戳破

I'm sorry, I was aiming for your heart.

对不起我本来瞄准的是你的心脏

Look, I know you don't like it,

我知道你不喜欢

but that's the point of the experiment.

但这是实验的意义所在

I need to irritate you

我需要激怒你

to find your optimal anxiety zone.

来找到你的最佳焦虑区

And you said no to tickling, polka music or watching me eat a banana.

而且你不要挠痒痒波尔卡舞曲或看我吃香蕉

Who eats them horizontally?!

谁会横着啃香蕉啊

My mother said that's how good girls do it.

我妈说好女孩都是这么吃的

Perhaps this was a waste of time.

也许这是浪费时间

Sheldon,

谢尔顿

you're a remarkable scientist.

你是了不起的科学家

Just be patient-- I'm sure you'll find the breakthrough

耐心一点我确信你会找到一直寻觅的

you've been looking for.

突破口

Thank you.

谢谢

And if you only do solid research

而且如果你只进行可靠研究

instead of making a groundbreaking discovery,

而不是有开创性的发现

what does it matter?

那又有什么关系呢

"Only do solid research"?!

只进行可靠研究

Uh... I come to you for help, and you insult me?!

我来找你帮忙你却侮辱我

I thought the least that you would do would be...

我原以为你至少可以...

Look, your anxiety levels are right in the zone.

看你的焦虑水平达标了

Really?

真的吗

Oh, that's fantastic.

真是太好了

N-Now, wait, they're dropping.

慢着又落下去了

Why are they dropping?

为什么落下去了

Because you're happy they're elevated.

因为你开心数值提高了

Oh, that is infuriating!

真是气死我了

Ooh, look, they went back up again.

看又上升了

Terrific.

太好了

Oh, no, they went back down!

不好又落下去了

All right, guys, what game do you want to play?

各位你们想玩什么游戏

Let's see.

来看看

How about "Emily or Cinnamon""

不如玩"艾米丽或小桂子"

You know what? I think it's a little weird

知道吗你记得我说过的这些话

that you remember me saying all these things.

感觉有点奇怪

Maybe the truth is-- you're jealous of all my relationships.

也许真相是你嫉妒我所拥有的这些关系

Oh, maybe I am.

也许我是嫉妒

Who wouldn't want to be the girl,

谁不想做这样的女孩

or possibly dog, to hear the words:

也有可能是狗听到以下的话

"You're so lucky.

"你真幸运

You have the shiniest hair""

你有着最闪亮的头发[毛发]"

That is a tough one.

好难抉择

Uh, I-I know he brushes both of them.

我知道他既帮女友梳发也帮狗梳毛

- Gentlemen... - Yeah.

-先生们 -在

I have figured out the perfect way for you to irritate me.

我想到了你们激怒我的最完美方法

I'd like you to be my intellectual sparring partners.

我想你们做我的智力拳击陪练

From now on, when I make an assertion,

从现在开始我发表的任何言论

I need you to challenge it.

你们都要提出质疑

So you just want us to disagree with whatever you say?

就是说你说什么我们都反对吗

Yes.

是的

- And you think that's going to help? - Yes.

-你觉得这样有帮助 -是的

Well, I don't think that's gonna help at all.

我觉得这样做完全没帮助

Oh, no, it will.

不会有的

See, by keeping my mind engaged, I'll become more focused.

我的大脑保持忙碌我会更专心

Howard's right-- that'll never work.

霍华德说得对这招不会有用的

Stop fighting me on the premise. It's scientifically valid.

别就管不管用反对我这完全是有科学依据的

I'm going to advance propositions,

我会提出命题

I just want you to challenge me.

我只是需要你们质疑我

I don't think that's what you want at all.

我觉得这完全不是你想要的

Why, of course it's what I want.

这当然是我想要的

Why would I say it's what I want if it's not what I want?

如果不是我为什么会说这是我想要的

Because it is what you want, and it's not what you said.

因为这是你想要的却不是你所说的

I ask you for one simple thing, and you can't even do it.

我要求你们做这么简单的事你们都做不到

Yes, we can.

我们可以

- Yeah, well, then do it. - Nah.

-那就照做 -就不

You guys are the worst.

你们差劲死了

Thank you, I think that was helpful.

谢谢我想刚才有帮助

Whichever rep has the best sales for the quarter

季度内最佳销售人员

gets a trip for two to Hawaii.

可以赢得二人夏威夷之行

That would be so romantic for you and Leonard.

你和莱纳德去真是太浪漫了

Yeah, clearly you haven't seen him on the beach

显然你没见过他在沙滩上

walking around with his metal detector.

拿着金属宝藏探测器乱走的样子

If I were going to Hawaii,

如果我去夏威夷

I'd spend all my time at the Keck Observatory.

我就整天待在凯克天文台

Did you know that the telescopes there

你们知道吗那里的望远镜

have better resolution than the Hubble?

比哈勃望远镜的分辨率还高

Really?

是吗

Want to go to Hawaii?

你想去夏威夷吗

Ladies?

女士们

Ladies...

女士们

Ladies?

女士们

Come in.

进来

Ladies.

女士们

What's up?

什么事

As you may know, I've been experimenting

你们也许知道我在做提高

with elevated anxiety levels,

焦虑水平的实验

and I thought,

我想

what better way to increase my discomfort

最能提升我的不安的方法

than to subject myself to an evening

就是让自己投身一晚

of tasteless uncensored crotch talk?

枯燥乏味百无禁忌的性器官话题

What exactly do you think goes on here?

你觉得我们平常的话题都是什么

Well...

就是些

conversations that you wouldn't be comfortable having

如果有异性在场时

in front of the opposite sex.

会令你们说起来尴尬的话题

You know, who has the best cervix.

比如谁的子宫颈最好

Which sanitary napkin is all the rage right now.

现在最流行哪种卫生棉

Men's buttocks, and how you want to pat and squeeze them.

男士的臀部以及你们渴望拍打和揉捏它

We were talking about Penny's job.

我们在聊佩妮的工作

And how difficult it is to do

她傲慢兼暴脾气

when she's bloated, cranky and crampy?

又来大姨妈时多难相处吗

Continue.

继续吧

Sheldon, we are just people.

谢尔顿我们只是普通人

We talk about the same things you guys talk about.

我们聊的和你们男生聊的一样

You talk about if werewolves can swim?

你们在聊狼人是否能游泳吗

See, Leonard says yes,

莱纳德说可以

but I say it depends on if the human could swim

但我说得看那人在被咬变身前

before he was bitten. What do you think?

会不会游泳你们说呢

Let's just talk about our periods.

咱们来聊月经吧

No, hold on.

慢着

All canines instinctively know how to swim.

所有犬类天生就会游泳

Why wouldn't a werewolf have the same abilities?

为什么狼人不能拥有这种能力呢

Well, they're not a hundred percent wolf.

他们不是百分百狼

They're a werewolf-- that's only part wolf.

他们是狼人只有部分是狼

It's like comparing apples to oranges.

就好比拿苹果和橙子作比较

Thank you.

谢谢

Oh, and technically, it's apples that turn into were-oranges

确切来说是满月时苹果变成了

when the moon is full.

狼橙子

Hey, this is fun.

真好玩

We should do it sometime when you aren't all PMS'ing.

改天你们都没有经前综合症时我们再聊

Bye.

再见

What is going on?

出什么事了

Uh, I need to keep my anxiety at the right level,

我要令焦虑保持在正确的水平

so I'm using Darth Vader, the Joker, and Godzilla's roar

所以我用黑武士《蝙蝠侠》小丑以及哥斯拉的咆哮

to keep me in that sweet spot.

来令我保持在这一最佳状态

Uh, I tried including Taylor Swift in the mix,

我试着在里面加入泰勒·斯威夫特的歌

but turns out I love her.

结果发现我爱死她了

Well, at least listen to it through headphones.

至少戴耳机听吧

I'm trying to sleep. Good night.

我还想睡觉呢晚安

Boy!

瞧这脾气

Taylor was right-- haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

泰勒没错憎恨者就会黑黑黑你[歌词]

You've been working so much lately,

生活大爆炸 第八季 The Big Bang Theory Season 8 第13集: 焦虑优化法 The Anxiety Optimization

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生活大爆炸第八季 The Big Bang Theory Season 8 第13集: 焦虑优化法 The Anxiety Optimization