生活大爆炸第八季双语台词对白剧本

Leonard, I've been working on an opening joke

莱纳德我们在伯克利分校教课的开场笑话

for our lecture at Berkeley.

我费了不少功夫准备

Oh, I like to laugh.

我是挺喜欢笑

But say it anyway.

不过你想说就说吧

Okay, um...

好吧

What do you say to a graduate

你该跟伯克利分校的

of the UC Berkeley physics department?

物理系毕业生说什么呢

I'll have fries with that.

我点的餐要配薯条

Because his education hasn't prepared him

因为他们接受的教育不足以

for a career in the sciences.

让他们在科学领域找到工作

You know, when they chase you out of there,

等学生们冲过来打你们时

you only have to run faster than Sheldon.

你只要跑得比谢尔顿快就没事了

Are you all set for your trip?

出发都做好准备了吗

Yeah, I think so.

应该吧

I just restocked the old PRK.

我重新帮共所包补了货

"P.R.K"?

什么"共所包"

Public restroom kit.

公共厕所用品包

Everything a boy needs for making pee pee

内含一名小男孩要在陌生新环境嘘嘘

in new and strange places.

所需要的一切用品

I don't see what's crazy about bringing a backpack

带着个背包放自己的厕纸和干洗手液

with your own toilet paper and Purell.

有什么值得奇怪的啊

Keep going.

接着说

And rubber gloves, uh, air freshener.

还有橡胶手套空气清新剂

Um, noise-cancelling headphones.

抗噪耳机

Oh, danger whistle.

防狼警笛

pepper spray.

防狼喷雾

Ooh, a multi-language "Occupied" sign.

多语言版"已占用"的牌子

Uh, let's see.

我看看

We have seat protectors, uh, booties for my shoes,

还有马桶坐垫纸鞋套

a clothespin for my nose.

夹鼻子的晒衣夹

Oh, and a mirror on a stick,

还有连棍子的镜子

so I can make sure the person in the stall next to me

这样我可以确保隔壁厕间的人

isn't some kind of weirdo.

不是什么变态之类的

You still worried some Berkeley girl

你还担心伯克利分校会有姑娘

is gonna steal him away?

把他抢走吗

Yes, who do you think gave him the danger whistle?

当然不然你觉得他的防狼警笛是谁给的

大

活

炸

爆

生

第八季第十九集

Would you like to play a physics car game I invented

你要玩我发明的物理学车上游戏吗

called "I Can't Spy"?

名字叫"我是没用间谍"

It's all the nail-biting tension of "I Spy"

保留了"我是小间谍"紧张刺激的部分

but the added fun of subatomic particles

但是加入了有趣的亚原子粒子

与儿童玩的车上游戏出题者选定一件看到的事物说出指定对白并提示该事物首字母给对方猜

and waves outside the visible spectrum.

与可见光谱外的光波

If it's half as much fun as

如果这游戏有

"One Times Ten to the Fourth Bottles of Beer on the Wall,"

"1乘10的4次方瓶啤酒在墙上"那么好玩

99瓶啤酒在墙上也是常见车上游戏反复唱着歌词每次往下减一直到墙上没了

I'm in.

我就玩

I'll begin.

我先开始

Uh, I can't spy with my little eye...

小间谍我的眼睛不能看到...

something passing right through us.

某个直接穿过我们的东西

That soy Frappuccino I had.

我刚才喝的大豆星冰乐

Will you please play the game?

还能不能好好玩游戏了

I can't spy with my little eye

小间谍我的眼睛不能看到...

something passing right through us.

某个直接穿过我们的东西

I don't know, um...

我不知道啊

If 65 billion solar neutrinos pass

如果每秒有650亿太阳中微子

through a square centimeter every second,

通过每平方厘米的区域

given the surface area of this car is

按照我们这车的表面积来算

about 60,000 square centimeters,

也就大概6万平方厘米吧

that means 3.9 times ten to the 15th solar neutrinos?

所以通过的太阳中微子大概有3900兆那么多吗

I don't want to play anymore.

我不想玩了

We haven't been on a road trip in a while.

我们好久没有一起自驾游了

This is fun.

还挺好玩的

We get it-- you won the game.

知道你赢了好吗

Stop bragging.

不用这么臭显摆吧

No, listen, we wrote a paper together.

不是啦我们一起写了篇论文

Now we get to go to a university and talk about it?

现在还要一起去大学做论文的演讲

That's pretty cool.

这蛮酷的不是吗

I suppose it is.

我想是吧

In fact, if you'd like to celebrate with a little music,

其实如果你想要放点音乐来庆祝一下

I'd be okay with that.

我不会介意哦

What...?

虾米

This road trip just got crazy.

这趟自驾游要疯狂啦

Play that funky music, white boy.

放那放克乐吧白人男孩

野樱桃乐团的歌曲《Play that funky music》

I'm surprised you know that reference.

我真没想到你知道这个哏

What reference?

什么哏

So, I put stickers on everything we're gonna sell.

我把所有要卖的东西上都贴了贴纸

We just need help taking it all out to the driveway.

大家帮忙搬出去到车道上就行了

Can I be in charge of pricing?

能让我来负责价格吗

I've been going to garage sales my whole life.

我这辈子去过无数车库拍卖

Can you believe I got these pantyhose for a nickel?

你们相信这条连裤袜我只花了5分钱就买到吗

All right, Amy's in charge of pricing

行艾米负责价钱

and being 75.

以及当75岁老人

Hey, Penny, can you give me a hand with this?

佩妮能帮忙搭把手吗

Sure.

行

Aw, we had one of these growing up.

我小时候家里也有这个

I used to play all the time.

我以前天天玩

Oh, yeah? I love Ping-Pong.

是吗我也爱打乒乓球

Oh, I meant beer pong.

我说的是啤酒乒乓[饮酒游戏]

I had a table, too,

我家也有球桌

but I didn't have any friends,

可是我以前没有朋友

so all I did was serve.

所以我只能一直发球

You know, you can leave one side up and play against it.

你可以半边桌不要平放下来跟桌面对打啊

And if I had a friend, they might have told me that.

如果当年我有朋友或许就会有人教我这事

Excuse me.

抱歉

Why is there a sticker on this?

为什么这上面会有要卖的标签

《神秘博士》中的电话亭外观时光机内部空间比外面大许多

It's my TARDIS from Doctor Who.

这是我的《神秘博士》塔迪斯

I was planning on moving it in the house.

我本来准备把它移进家里的

I think you just answered your own question.

你的话已经回答了你的问题

Come on, one day, this may double in value

干嘛这样说不定某天它价格会翻倍

and be worth half what I paid for it.

能达到我当时买价的一半

Sweetie, we have a lot to do.

亲爱的我们的事情还很多

We don't need to decide this right now.

我们不需要现在就决定这个

Well, I guess as long as you're keeping an open mind.

只要你能有一颗包容的心我没意见

Of course.

当然啦

* Play that funky music, white boy *

* 放那放克乐白人男孩 *

* Play that funky music right *

* 放对那放克乐 *

* Play that funky music, white boy *

* 放那放克乐白人男孩 *

So... they're requesting

所以他们要求

that the white boy play the funky music, yes?

那个白人男孩放那放克乐对吧

Yes.

是啊

And this music we're listening to right now

而我们现在在听的歌

is funky as well?

就是放克乐对吧

Sure.

是啊

Let me ask you this.

我问你个问题

Do you think

你觉得这首歌

this song is the music the white boy ultimately play?

是不是那个白人男孩去放的那首放克乐

It could be.

有可能啊

So it's like the musical equivalent of Russell's Paradox,

所以这就是像是音乐界的罗素悖论

the question of whether the set of all sets

所有不包含自身的集合

that don't contain themselves as members contains itself?

本身是否属于该集合

- Exactly. - Well...

-没错 -这样的话

then I hate it.

我讨厌这首歌

Music should just be fun.

音乐就应该是纯娱乐

Making great time.

基本没浪费时间

Gonna be there pretty early.

我们会很早到那里

Will our hotel room be ready?

我们的酒店房间会准备好了吗

I doubt it.

难说

Aren't you worried that sitting in the lobby

你不担心如果我们在大堂

for a long period of time

坐得时间太久

might attract the attention of the hotel detective?

会引起酒店侦探的注意吗

If we do,

如果真引起注意

we'll just tell him to "hit the bricks, see?"

我们就叫他"好狗不挡路滚"

Seems a little confrontational, but all right.

感觉有点太霸气了不过行吧

You know, we won't be very far from Skywalker Ranch.

我们现在这里离天行者牧场不远

乔治·卢卡斯花费一亿美元买下的16平方公里地用作电影拍摄与工作场所

Oh, that's true.

这倒是

It's not like we can get in there.

我们又不能进去

Why not?

为什么不能

I-I don't think George Lucas put his headquarters

乔治·卢卡斯把他的总部

in the middle of nowhere

设在荒郊野外

because he wanted people dropping in.

就是为了不想有人乱入

Yoda's swamp was in the middle of nowhere.

星战里尤达大师的沼泽也是在荒郊野外啊

Tatooine was in the middle of nowhere.

星战里天行者的故乡也是荒郊野外啊

Hoth was in the middle of nowhere.

霍思星也是偏僻到不行啊

That's code, Leonard.

这是暗号莱纳德

He wants us to drop in.

他希望我们乱入

We do have time.

我们是还有多余时间

I mean, we could drive by and just look at it.

我们可以开车经过看一下

Yes! Oh...

太好了

I'm so excited.

我好兴奋

And I just can't hide it.

藏都藏不住

"I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it."

"我就快要失控而我喜欢这感觉"

以上几句全是来自指针姐妹合唱团歌曲《I'm so excited》的歌词

What are you talking about?

你在说什么啊

So when do you guys think you're gonna move in?

你们两个打算什么时候搬进来呢

We're still figuring how much remodeling we want to do.

我们还在考虑要装修哪里

It's tricky finding the right balance between

要在"有品位现代化"

"Tasteful modern" and "Jewish mother tchotchke crapfest."

与"犹太老妈俗气破烂"之间找平衡挺有难度

Have you made a decision about the TARDIS?

你们决定好怎么处置塔迪斯了吗

I think I can sell it if we call it,

换个名字我应该能卖掉

"Big British Porta-Potty."

叫"大号英式移动公厕"

We're not selling it-- it's mine.

我们不卖这是我的东西

You can't just decide.

你不能随便做决定

How about I arm-wrestle you?

不然我们比腕力定胜负吧

That's not fair.

这不公平啊

It's like me challenging you to a sexy pants contest.

这就跟我用性感裤子比赛虐你一样

You could play Ping-Pong for it.

你们可以打乒乓定输赢啊

I would do that.

这我可以接受

How is that fair?

这怎么就公平了

You grew up with a table.

你从小家里就有球桌

Yes, but I mostly used it as a battlefield

但我几乎都是用来当做

in an ongoing war between the Transformers and the ThunderCats

变形金刚与霹雳猫之间的战场让他们争夺

for control of a bra I had found in the woods.

我在树林捡来的胸罩的控制权

Bernadette, for every episode of Doctor Who

伯纳黛特看在莱纳德逼我

Leonard has made me sit through,

看过的所有《神秘博士》的仇

I will play on your behalf

我愿意为你出战

and send that TARDIS back to Gallifrey,

把塔迪斯送回加利弗雷去

where I hate that I know it belongs.

我真恨我还知道了它母星叫什么

Yes, Penny plays for me.

行佩妮替我出赛

That's not fair-- she has upper body muscles.

这不公平啊她有上半身肌肉

Dude, three-time Sanskriti School

兄弟我可是三届

for Well-Born Boys badminton champion.

印度含金汤匙小孩学校的羽毛球冠军

That's right-- okay, Raj can play for me.

对啊行拉杰替我出赛

Ooh, you just chose champions.

你们都选厉害的人代打

It's like we're reenacting the ancient German practice

感觉像是在重演旧时德国的

- of trial by combat. - Yeah, it's also like

-决斗裁判法 -是啊就像是

when the Mountain fought the Red Viper in Game of Thrones.

《权利的游戏》里魔山大战红毒蛇那样

Leonard makes you watch that, too?

也是莱纳德逼你看的吧

No, no, I like that show.

没我挺喜欢这剧

It's got dragons and people doing it.

里面有龙还有人做爱

So it's settled.

就这么定了

The fate of Doctor Who's TARDIS will be decided

《神秘博士》的塔迪斯的去留

by a Game of Thrones inspired death-match on the battlefield

将由在霹雳猫大战变形金刚的旧战场上

of ThunderCats versus Transformers.

由一场受《权利的游戏》启发的死斗来决定

If you still have that bra, I'll give you a nickel for it.

如果当年那个胸罩还在我出5分钱跟你买

There it is.

到了

It's just a gate.

只有个闸门

On a road.

在路中间

Wasn't even that hard to find.

而且一点也不难找

This is so amazing!

这也太赞了

I know!

对啊

You want to get a picture?

想去拍个照吗

I want more than a picture.

我不只想要照片

I want to go in.

我想进去

Well, so do I, but they'll never let us.

我也想进去不过他们肯定不让进

Is that the attitude that helped you get Penny?

你泡到佩妮靠的是这态度吗

No, but I don't have three years

不是啊可是我也没有三年时间

to make that gate feel sorry for me.

可以让那个闸门同情我啊

Uh, there's a speaker box.

那边有个对讲机

Drive up, push the button,

开过去按按钮

and let's see what happens.

看看会发生什么事

Okay, yeah.

好吧

What do we have to lose?

按一下又不会少块肉

I'm a little nervous.

我有点紧张

Well, get over it.

克服它

Confidence is key in these situations.

这种情况最需要的就是自信

Right.

是的

You pushed it-- are you out of your mind?!

你还真按了你疯了吗

May I help you?

有事能帮忙吗

Uh, uh... we don't have an appointment,

我们没有预约

and-and we don't belong here,

也不应该来这里

but we-we're, like, crazy-big fans.

但我们是超级疯狂粉

I mean...

我是指

"Crazy for Star Wars" crazy,

"对星战很疯狂"的狂热粉

not crazy like we have a backpack full of duct tape,

不是那种有一背包绑架胶带的疯狂

although we do have a backpack

不过我们的确是有个背包

that you really don't want to look in.

里面装满了你不会想看的东西

You're blowing it.

你要搞砸了

We want to meet George Lucas

我们想见乔治·卢卡斯

and become his friends and play with him!

跟他当朋友跟他一起玩

Hello?

有人吗

This speaker's not working, just pull up.

这对讲机失灵了你们就开进来吧

And that's how it's done.

就是这么整

All right, we've defeated the first challenge.

好了我们过了第一关

Now we must steel ourselves to face the monster

我们现在得硬起来对抗这个

who defends the gate.

镇守大门的怪兽

We're trying to get past a security guard,

我们是要避开一个保安

not rescue Zelda.

又不是拯救塞尔达[游戏名]

I think what really needs to be rescued is your sense of whimsy,

我看是你那吊儿郎当的念头才需要拯救吧

but one quest at a time.

不过现在先解决这件事

So what's the plan?

所以你的计划是什么

Uh, I'm just gonna be honest with the guy.

我决定对那个保安实话实说

Honesty will never get us in.

说实话我们永远进不去

Well, what's your plan?

那你的计划是什么

All right, my plan is predicated on the assumption

我的计划是预估一下

that they have a nurse's office

里面有医疗室的可能性

and your willingness to be lightly stabbed.

以及你同意被小捅一刀的自愿度

Who are you here to see?

你们要去拜访谁

Uh, I'm just gonna tell you the truth.

我还是实话实说吧

Oh, you are killing me.

真是要了亲命了

We don't have an appointment.

我们没有预约

We-we're just fans of Mr. Lucas's work,

我们是卢卡斯先生的忠实粉丝

and we thought we'd take a shot

我们只想来碰碰运气

and see if we could get in and look around.

您能不能让我们进去看看

Sorry, guys, we get this a lot.

抱歉各位这种人我们见多了

Can't let you in.

我不能让你们进去

What if I told you that I was the voice of Yoda?

如果我告诉你我就是尤达的配音呢

A recording session I must attend.

我必须进去参加一场配音会议

I'm sorry, don't listen to him.

对不起别理他

We're actually physicists.

我们其实是物理学家

We're giving a lecture at Berkeley later today.

我们一会儿要去伯克利分校上课

We just... we had some time to kill.

我们只是想消磨一下时间

Hey, listen, you seem like decent guys.

我说你们看上去也是体面的人

I can't let you in,

我不能让你们进去

but I got some hats and T-shirts I can give you.

但我可以送你们一些帽子和纪念T恤

Thank you so much.

非常感谢你

See?

看到没

Maybe honesty is the best...

诚实才是最宝贵的...

What are you doing?

你在干什么呢

Shedding the yoke of my oppressors,

当然是挣脱那束缚我的枷锁

you blind, sad little man.

你这个无知可悲的小矮子

Don't move!

不许动

Code A-A-23, A-A-23.

代号AA23 AA23

其实AA-23也是《星球大战》中一款飞行器的型号

Copy.

收到

I can see the ranch, Leonard!

我看到牧场了莱纳德

Oh, it's rustic, it's lovely.

充满了乡村气息真美啊

I'd take a picture, but people are chasing me.

我想拍个照片可是好多人在追我

I'm gonna make it...!

我就要成功了

I'm gonna make it!

我就要成功了

They have Tasers, but they wouldn't dare use...

他们有脉冲电击枪可他们肯定不敢...

Come on, Raj.

拉杰加油

You are the King Kong of Ping-Pong.

你是乒乓届的金刚

You are the menace of table tennis.

你是桌球届的霸王

Put her away, 'cause I don't have a third one.

赶紧灭了她我想不出第三句了

Yes!

太好了

Rajesh eight, Penny four.

拉杰8分佩妮4分

Sorry, he's really good.

抱歉他实在是太强了

Hey, Raj.

拉杰

if Howard can't keep the TARDIS,

如果霍华德不能留着塔迪斯

how great would it look at your place?

把它放在你家会不会很酷啊

What?

什么

Yeah, what?

对啊什么

I don't know much about Doctor Who,

我对《神秘博士》了解不多

but if, um, you were to put this right outside your front door

但是如果你把它放在大门外面

and open up the back,

再把后门跟你家大门打开

it would be like your entire apartment was

你的整个公寓就仿佛

the inside of the TARDIS,

变成了塔迪斯的内部

which is pretty cool

很酷对不对

'cause on the show, the inside of the TARDIS

因为在电视剧里时间机器的内部

is bigger than the outside.

的确比外观大得多

But then again, I don't know much about Doctor Who.

但话说回来我对《神秘博士》了解并不多

Don't listen to her.

别听她的

You and I go way back-- we're like brothers.

我俩交情似海深兄弟如手足啊

We are. We are.

没错没错

Oh, no! What a terrible serve!

哎呀人家发球太烂了

Sorry, brother.

抱歉了手足

- Eight-five. - This is ridiculous.

-8比5 -这太无耻了

I want a new champion.

我要换选手

Amy, were you serious about being able to serve?

艾米你说你会发球是真的吗

Uh, it-it's been a long time.

那已经是很久以前的事了

I don't know.

我也没把握

I'm probably pretty rusty.

我的技术可能都荒废了

She's my champion!

她才是我的新选手

Well, if you can switch champions, so can I.

如果你可以换我也可以

- I want Raj. - Hey.

-我选拉杰 -喂

Oh, come on, like you even care.

拜托好像你介意似的

I care!

我是介意啊

Oh, wait, no, I don't. Good luck, Raj.

等等我才不介意呢加油吧拉杰

You know, I thought our friendship meant more to you.

我以为我们的友情对你来说更重要呢

So did I.

我也这么以为

Do you think they're gonna call the police?

你觉得他们会通报警察吗

I don't know.

我不知道

Maybe they'll call Imperial Officers to take us

也许他们会通报帝国警察

to a holding cell on the Death Star.

然后把我们关进死星里的小牢房吧

Oh, I think that's below the pay grade of an Imperial Officer.

帝国警察才不会屈尊来处理这种事呢

Stormtroopers are really the ones who...

暴风部队真正的职能是...

Oh, shut up.

闭嘴吧你

He's right.

他说得对

Uh, Stormtroopers actually combine both the function

暴风部队其实兼负了

of infantry and military police.

步兵和宪兵两种职能

Uh-huh, I'm normally very nice,

我这人一般挺和善的

but you shut up, too.

但你丫也给我闭嘴吧

So...

话说

what are you in for?

你是为什么进来的

Honestly, I just wanted to meet Mr. Lucas and say thank you.

我只是想见见卢卡斯先生向他致谢

You know, growing up, the movies had such an impact on my life.

这电影在我成长之路上意义重大

I never really fit in anywhere.

我这人在哪里都不合群

Till I discovered the worlds he created

直到我发现了他创造的世界

and finally found a place where I belong.

才终于找到了属于我的地方

But why are you here?

但你怎么会在这里呢

Oh, I, uh, I hopped a fence,

我...我翻过了栏杆

and they caught me in the sculpture gallery

结果他们抓到我在雕像馆

making out with a Chewbacca statue.

和一个楚巴卡雕塑亲热

Excuse me.

失陪一下

Leonard,

莱纳德

they have a sculpture gallery.

里面还有雕像馆呢

All right, I talked to my supervisor,

我跟我的上司汇报了

and we're gonna let you go with a warning.

我们这次只给你们一个警告

But if you ever come back,

不过如果你们还敢来

we will call the police and press charges.

我们会报警并起诉你

We understand.

我们明白

Thank you so much.

非常感谢

Uh, what about me?

那我呢

No, you're not going anywhere, kissy face.

你哪里也不能去接吻狂魔

Let's go.

来吧

I have to take your picture to post at the guard gate.

我要给你们拍照贴在大门外

Uh, one question about that picture.

关于照片我有个问题

Can it be with George Lucas?

我能跟乔治·卢卡斯一起拍吗

Ooh, grumpy you are.

好凶巴巴哦

Okay, this is the match that decides it all.

好了现在是最终对决

First to 11 wins.

先得十一分的人赢

Serve switches every five points.

每五分换发一次

And just so you know, when this started,

跟你说一声本来一开始

I was going to put the TARDIS in a discreet corner of the house,

我只是想把塔迪斯放在房子不碍事的角落

but I've since turned mean,

可是我现在生气了

and now it's going right in the middle of the living room

所以我会把它摆在客厅的最中间

on a rotating platform with a sign that says "Suck it".

或者放在转台上并挂着"咬我啊"

Game on.

比赛开始

Except...

反正

Raj is gonna win.

拉杰会赢

Isn't that right, Raj?

是不是拉杰

Uh, yeah, I mean, her serve was pretty good.

可是她发球发得不错

Come on, get in her head.

给点力啊攻敌先攻心

Be intimidating.

气势上先压倒她

Okay, uh...

好吧

I'm gonna own you, bitch!

我会虐爆你的贱人

That's not nice.

太过分了

Let's just play.

我们还是开始吧

One-zero.

一比零

Two.

二

Three.

三

Four.

四

Five-nothing.

五比零

Wait, did you play badminton

等等你以前打的是羽毛球

or sad-minton?

还是羽毛糗

Don't listen to him-- all she's got is a serve.

别听他的她就只有发球好

Now, grab a fresh tampon and put her away.

去换个新卫生棉条再来干掉她

Wha...?

啥

A-And that's not offensive?

这话就不过分吗

Where's the line?

标准到底在哪

It's in your purse. Play.

在你的女用皮包里赶紧打

One-five.

一比五

Two-five.

二比五

Three-five.

三比五

Four-five.

四比五

Five-five!

五比五

Six.

六

Seven.

七

Eight.

八

Nine.

九

Ten-five!

十比五

Six.

六

Seven.

七

Eight.

八

Nine.

九

Ten-ten!

十比十

Well, that was an exciting 40 seconds.

刚才那四十秒真是激动人心啊

It was, and now the serve is back to you,

的确是不过现在回到你发球了

and the game is over.

游戏要结束了

You know, Amy, I, uh...

你知道吗艾米我

can't help but wonder how Sheldon would react

我一直在想要是塔迪斯在你家

if the TARDIS was at your place.

谢尔顿会有什么反应

Don't listen to her, just hit the ball.

别听她的快发球

Keep talking.

继续说

If this doesn't get him into your bedroom,

如果连这个都不能拐他进你闺房

nothing will.

也没有别的可以了

Are you still mad at me?

你还在生我气吗

Yes, we missed our lecture, we were almost arrested,

对我们没赶上演讲差点被拘捕

and you got me locked in a room with a man

你还害我跟一个强行把舌头

who forced his tongue down the throat of a stuffed Wookie.

塞进伍基人玩偶喉咙里的男人关在一起

Boy, some people are just glass-half-empty.

杯子半空的悲观人儿啊

The glass is empty, Sheldon.

杯子是全空的好吗谢尔顿

It's completely empty.

完全是空的

If you gave that glass to a man who was dying of thirst,

如果你把那杯子给一个快要渴死的人

he would be dead, do you know why?

他就死定了你知道为什么吗

Before I answer, was he a smoker?

我先问一下他抽烟吗

I think you're looking at this all wrong.

我觉得你看待事情的角度不对

Fine, then tell me how I should be looking at it.

好吧那你告诉我我应该怎么看待这件事

Well, not only did we go to Skywalker Ranch, we got in.

我们不仅到了天行者农场还进到里面了

And no one we know can say that.

我们认识的人里没人做到过

And for all the times you find me irritating,

而且你不是一直觉得我很烦人吗

today you got to watch someone shoot me with a Taser.

今天你终于可以有人电击我了

That part was pretty good.

这部分是不错

See?

是吧

You did flop around a lot.

你被电到满地抽抽啊

I'll take your word for it.

这一点我承认

I was too busy trying not to defecate.

我当时正忙着不让自己尿出来

You know, when they were escorting us to the detaining room,

话说他们带我们去拘留室的时候

I looked through a door,

我看进一扇门

and I'm pretty sure I saw a display case

我很确定我看到了一个展示台

with the Ark of the Covenant.

里面装着约柜[圣物]

- That's amazing. - I know.

-太神奇了 -就是啊

And I saw Jabba the Hutt riding by on a motorcycle.

我还看到赫特人贾巴骑着摩托车经过呢

Although that was right after the Tasing,

不过那时我刚被电过

so who can say for sure?

所以我也不确定是真是假

I-I guess this could count as an adventure.

我觉得我们这可以算是一场冒险

It was.

确实是

And even though we're not allowed back there,

而且虽然他们禁止我们再去

they can never take today away from us.

但却夺不走我们今天的经历

Unlike my sense of smell,

但不包括我的嗅觉

which hasn't returned since the Tasing.

被电击完到现在还没恢复呢

No, I got nothing.

不什么都闻不到

Amy, the Daleks are right on my tail!

艾米戴立克正追着我跑呢

Quick, we need to reset the time circuits.

快我们得回去重设时间线

Oh, no, I left my sonic screwdriver behind.

不我忘拿我的音速起子了

Really should have thought this through.

我当时真应该好好考虑

生活大爆炸 第八季 The Big Bang Theory Season 8 第19集: 天行者的入侵 The Skywalker Incursion

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生活大爆炸第八季 The Big Bang Theory Season 8 第19集: 天行者的入侵 The Skywalker Incursion