生活大爆炸第八季双语台词对白剧本

- You're wrong. - No, I'm not.

-你错了 -你屁咧

- Yes, you are. - No, I'm not.

-你就错了 -我才没有

Settle this. Those little animated pictures on the Internet,

你来当裁判网上会动的那些图片

are they called "Gifs" or "Jifs"?

是念"动图"还是"动土"

外国网上曾热吵过 GIF是念 "gi福" 还是"鸡福"但无论如何反正不是念"鸡爱a福"

Well, the G stands for "Graphics."

图代表的是"图片"嘛

That's a hard G, so I'd say "Gif."

很明显啊所以我认为是"动图"

W... The guy who invented it says it's "Jif."

但发明的那男的说是念"动土"啊

I'm sorry, do you mean the guy or the juy?

抱歉你是说那"男"的还是那"兰"的

Well, I'll give you three guesses

我给你们三次机会

why I'm so irritated.

猜我为什么很不爽

Something happened different from the way you wanted it.

是不是什么事不如你愿呀

I guess news travels fast.

看来坏事真是传千里啊

It's true, a select group of scientists

你猜对了一群科学家被选去

was invited to a weekend symposium

参加一个周末学术报告会

at a former home of Richard Feynman,

举办地点在理查德·费曼的旧居

生于1918年的伟大美国物理学家1965年的诺贝尔物理奖得主

and I wasn't included.

而我居然没入选

Oh, Sheldon, I'm sure it's not because

谢尔顿我相信他们绝对不是因为

they don't think you're an elite scientist.

你并非精英科学家而没选你

Yeah, I bet you anything

是啊我敢赌全部身家

it's just 'cause you're a pain in the ass.

绝对只是因为你是烦人精

You're just saying that to make me feel better.

你们说这些话只是为了哄我而已

Look, you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about this.

你可以今天一整天都叽歪这事

Agreed.

会的

I was gonna say "or," but why bother?

我本来要接"但也可以" 但何苦浪费唇舌

大

活

炸

爆

生

第八季第二十集

Hey, Raj.

拉杰

Hey, I got you a little gift.

我有小礼物送你们

Oh, that's a lot of Girl Scout Cookies.

这些女童军义卖饼干也太多了吧

You know me. I'm from India.

你懂我我从印度来的

I can't resist children begging.

我抵抗不了儿童乞讨的眼神

So, how's it going with the title to the house?

房子继承权这事进展顺利吗

Great, it's all done.

顺利都解决了

The lawyer tracked down my father

律师找到了我父亲

and got him to sign it over.

让他签字同意转让给我

I didn't have to meet him, I didn't have to talk to him,

我不需要跟他见面也不需要跟他说话

I don't even know where he is.

我都不知道他在哪

Wow, so you're not curious at all?

所以你完全不好奇吗

Nope.

不

What if he's in prison?

说不定他是名囚犯

What if he's a spy?

又或者是名间谍

What if he's in a Beatles cover band?

万一他是披头士翻唱乐队的成员呢

I'm just saying, if he's got your nose and haircut,

我就说说要是他也有你这鼻子跟发型

he'd make a killer Ringo.

扮林戈一定像到爆

林戈·斯塔尔披头士乐队里的鼓手

Thanks again for agreeing to do this.

再次谢谢你愿意来上节目

Oh, it's cool; I've never been on a podcast before.

这很酷我从来都没上过播客

Well, you picked a good one to start.

那你的第一次选对了

Wil's had lots of great guests.

威尔有过很多很棒的来宾

Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner,

乔纳森·弗雷克斯布兰特·史宾纳

Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden...

迈克·多恩盖茨·麦克法登

Those are Star Trek people.

他们是《星际迷航》的人对吧

Yes!

没错

I only figured that out because I've never heard of any of them.

我能猜出来单纯是因为完全没听过他们

I deserve that.

是我自己找虐

威尔也曾经是《星际迷航》的演员

I invited you on my show and I drove here.

我邀请你上我节目我还得大老远开车过来

Sorry.

抱歉

Okay, so, this is basically gonna be just like a little talk show.

这个基本上就像是小型访谈节目

Uh, we're gonna take some calls,

我们会接几通听众来电

we'll talk about what it was like on the set

我们会聊聊在拍摄

of Serial Ape-ist 2.

《杀人恶猿2》时的情况

It should be really fun.

应该会挺有趣的

- This is exciting. - Yeah.

-好兴奋啊 -是啊

So, how many people listen?

所以大概有多少听众呢

Most people download it later,

大多数人都是之后下载节目听

but usually a few thousand people listen live.

但通常实时听众大概也有个几千人吧

What?! A few thousand people

什么有几千人

listen to you talk about nerd stuff?

愿意听你说这些宅爆的东西吗

Again, right in the ears,

又一次话入我耳

straight to the feelings.

直插我心

Can you please pass the salt?

能把盐递给我吗

Sure.

行

It's not like I was invited to Richard Feynman's house

反正我也没被邀请去理查德·费曼家

and have anything better to do.

也没有更重要的事情可做

Is this how the rest of the night's going to be?

你今晚一整晚都会像这样子吗

I don't know the future.

我又不能预知未来

Do you think there's a chance

你觉得有可能会有

that an asteroid could hit the Earth,

一颗陨石撞到地球上

destroying Feynman's house and everyone in it?

刚好撞烂费曼家还撞死里面所有人吗

No, Sheldon.

不可能谢尔顿

Then buckle up; you're in for a cranky night.

那做好准备小爷要闹脾气一整晚了

According to the codicil of the Relationship Agreement

根据恋爱合约的附录

which you insisted upon,

你自己特别坚持要的

we're not allowed to pout or be moody on date night.

我们不允许在约会之夜撅嘴闹脾气

You know I just put that in because of uterus stuff.

你明知道我加上那条是防你大姨妈到访

Well, it applies to you, too.

规矩对你也同样适用

I was afraid you might bring this up,

我就怕你会提起这件事

so I have a work-around.

所以我钻了漏洞

There you go.

满意了吧

As far as you're concerned, I'm smiling.

就你看来我是在笑

Although, I must admit, I'm smiling a little bit at the moment

虽然我不得不承认我现在的确是在小小窃笑

because this loophole is so brilliant.

因为此举实在太机智了

So, Bernadette, have you thought

伯纳黛特你想好了

about how you're going to redecorate this place?

怎么重新装修这地方吗

You know, I'm thinking

我在考虑

ripping up the carpets,

拆了这地毯

maybe lose the wallpaper,

墙纸也全部撕了

all new light fixtures...

弄新的灯架

You know, if you knocked out this wall,

其实如果你拆掉这面墙

it would give you an open floor plan,

你整个格局就会变成开放式的

and then-- it's a little scary, but could be fun--

然后...或许有点吓人但也可能好玩

indoor fire pit.

在这弄个室内壁炉

Hey, I grew up in this house, okay?

我在这房子里长大

No one's knocking anything down.

谁都不许拆任何东西

Okay, okay.

行行

When he's at Comic-Con,

等他去了漫展

I'm bringing in a wrecking ball.

我立马找个大铁球来拆

Can I help you?

有事吗

Hi. Are you Howard Wolowitz?

您好请问是霍华德·沃罗威茨吗

Yes.

是的

Um, this is a little weird,

这有点怪

but a lawyer was trying to contact my father,

但有一个律师之前联系了我父亲

because his name was still on the title for this house.

因为当时这间屋子还在他名下

W... uh, who's your father?

你父亲是哪位

Sam Wolowitz.

山姆·沃罗威茨

S-Sam Wolowitz is my father.

山姆·沃罗威茨是我的父亲

I know.

我知道

Well, wait, so if we have the same father...

慢着如果我们的父亲是同一个人

I mean, are you saying

那你的意思是

you're my half-brother?

你是我同父异母的兄弟吗

I think so.

我想是的

Bernadette, weird things are happening out here.

伯纳黛特快来这里有怪事发生

I think I started to suspect it was a bad movie

我怀疑这是一部烂片是从

when I looked at the script and saw the title,

我低头看剧本看见片名的那一刻开始

Serial Ape-ist 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill.

《杀人恶猿2之猴见猴杀》

Uh, spoiler alert:

剧透警告

after the monkey sees, it kills.

猴子一看见啥就杀啥

I've just been handed a note.

有人给我递了张小纸条

I'm going to read it.

我把内容念一下

"Wil, do you want more Diet Coke?

"威尔你还想来点健怡可乐吗

Also, we have juice."

对了我们也有果汁哦"

I-I didn't want to interrupt.

我不想打断你们所以递纸条

Uh, that voice you just heard belongs to Leonard,

刚才说话的人是莱纳德

Penny's fiance.

佩妮的未婚夫

Uh, Leonard, why don't you grab some headphones and join us?

莱纳德你何不戴上耳机加入我们

- Really? - Yeah.

-可以吗 -当然

Yeah, great.

太棒了

So, while Leonard gets set up,

趁莱纳德准备的时间

let's take a call.

我们接一通电话

Hello, caller, you are on

你好这位听众你已经连线

with Penny and Wil from Serial Ape-ist 2.

来自《杀人恶猿2》的佩妮和威尔了

I don't have a question.

我没有问题要问

I just want to say I'm a big fan of the movie.

我只想说我非常喜欢这部电影

I've seen it, like, ten times.

我看了大概有十次吧

Okay, well, I'll apologize for the first time,

好吧看一次其错在我

but the other nine are on you.

但其他九次其错在你

Thanks a lot, caller.

非常感谢您的来电

You know that the movie actually has a little bit of a cult following.

你知道这部电影其实有一些狂热崇拜者吗

- Really? - Yeah.

-真的吗 -真的

I was at a science-fiction convention,

我在一次科幻大会上

and I saw a woman dressed as your half-ape character.

看见一个女人打扮成你片中半猿人的样子

Oh, if she was with an Indian guy dressed like a banana,

如果她身旁有个印度人打扮成一根香蕉

that was just my friends, Howard and Raj.

那你看见的是我的朋友霍华德和拉杰

All right, it's time for a very special guest caller,

好了是时候请出一位特别的嘉宾听众

a friend of mine, who you probably know

我的一位友人你们可能因为

as the director of such movies as Clerks,

他是《疯狂店员》系列电影的导演而认识他

美国小众独立电影但却大受好评

or from podcasts and books where he often reminds you that

或在广播听过和在书上看过他不断地提醒你

he's the guy who directed Clerks.

他就是《疯狂店员》系列电影的导演

Hello, Kevin Smith.

你好凯文·史密斯

Hey, man, yo, is everything okay, Wil?

伙计一切还好吗威尔

'Cause it's been, like, two minutes

因为这都过了两分钟了

and you haven't even brought up Stand By Me.

你居然没提《伴我同行》这部电影

该片由威尔·惠顿主演曾荣获1987年奥斯卡奖最佳编剧提名1987年金球奖最佳电影及最佳导演提名

Hey, Kevin!

凯文

It's really exciting to talk to you.

能跟你通话让我十分激动

It really is.

真的

Oh, you guys are very sweet. So, Penny, listen,

你们俩真会说话佩妮听着

I saw your movie.

我看了你的电影

Oh, wow. I wish it was better.

可惜是部烂片

Oh, don't worry about it.

别担心这点

Have you seen some of Kevin's films?

你看过凯文的其他电影吗

You're cruisin' for a beatin', Wheaton.

你这是在讨打惠顿

Anyway, man, I dug the ape movie, Penny.

总之我很爱那部人猿电影佩妮

And I thought you were, like, really great in it.

我认为你在里面演得很棒

You know, I'm in the movie, too.

我也有参演哦

Yeah, whatever. Penny!

是啊随便啦佩妮

Penny, how come you're not in more stuff, man?

佩妮你怎么不多演点电影呢

I'd cast you in a minute.

我想都不想就会选你出演

Seriously?

你说真的吗

Oh, yeah, man.

当然是真的

I'm actually in pre-production on a movie right now.

其实我手上正好有部电影在前期制作中

Way different than anything I've ever done before.

跟我以前的作品相比简直天壤之别

It's called Clerks 3.

片名叫《疯狂店员3》

You should come over and read for a part.

你应该过来试念一段台词

Oh, my, I would love that.

天啊我一定会去

You have a new job.

你有新工作了

Well, maybe I can do both.

或许我可以两边兼顾

I don't think you can do both.

我不认为你可以两边兼顾

I don't think I asked you.

我不认为我有问你意见

Yeah, you tell him, Penny.

是啊让他听清楚佩妮

Stay out of it, Kevin Smith.

别多管闲事凯文·史密斯

Do you think there comes a point in life

你认为人生中是否会出现一个转折点

when it stops feeling bad to be left out of things?

让你不再为被人忽略而感觉难过呢

Probably not.

估计不会

It's an evolutionary advantage to be included in group activities.

被纳入团体活动是一种进化优势

You know what?

你知道吗

I used to be a fan of evolution,

我以前挺喜欢进化的

but I've since evolved,

但在我已进化后

and now I think it's dumb.

现在想想其实挺蠢的

Being left out is a terrible feeling.

被忽略会让人非常难过

No one understands that better than I do.

没有人比我更了解这种感觉

Hey, look at that.

快听听

Even in your example, you're all by yourself.

即便在自己的例子里你也是孤身一人

When there was a lice epidemic at my school,

当年在我的学校虱子肆虐的时候

everybody got it except me.

人人头上都有唯独我没有

I tried to fool everyone by sprinkling sugar in my hair,

我试着往头发上撒糖骗其他人

but I just got attacked by bees.

但下场只是被蜜蜂蛰了一顿

I can just picture them all right now at Feynman's house,

我可以想象他们现在在费曼旧居里的画面

probably discussing Schrodinger

可能在讨论薛定谔

奥地利物理学家于1935年提出的有关"猫既是死的又是活的"著名思想实验

and at the same time, not discussing Schrodinger.

同时又不在讨论薛定谔

See?

瞧

They're missing out on hilarious jokes like that.

他们错过了像这样有哽又有趣的笑话

And at the same time, not.

同时又没过错

It reminds me of when my stupid brother and sister

这让我想起我的白痴哥哥姐姐

would build forts in the living room

他们在客厅搭建堡垒

and wouldn't let me in.

却不让我进去

I hated that so much.

恨得我牙痒痒

You know,

或许

there's nothing I can do about getting you invited to the symposium,

我不能让你获邀去参加学术报告会

but if you wanted...

但如果你想

we could build a fort.

我们可以搭建一座堡垒

Isn't that a little juvenile?

那会不会有点太幼稚了

More juvenile than this?

会比这个还幼稚吗

I'll get the blankets.

我去拿毯子

You Google how to have childlike fun.

你上网搜搜如何享受孩子般的乐趣

You know what, I'm being a bad host.

我真是个不尽责的主人

Let me get some more coffee.

我去加点咖啡

Oh, let me do it, Howard.

我来吧霍华德

No, I got it.

不我来吧

So, Josh, what do you do?

乔希你是干什么的

I'm studying oceanography down in San Diego.

我在圣地亚哥学习海洋生物学

Oh, how nice.

真不错

I loved Finding Nemo.

我可喜欢看《海底总动员》了

Enough chitchat.

废话说够了

How do we know you are who you say you are?

我们怎么知道你的身份是真是假

Why would I lie?

我为什么要撒谎呢

Okay, you got me there.

好吧你问倒我了

You here looking for money?

你是想要钱吗

No.

不是

A kidney, cornea, piece of his liver?

你想要肾角膜还是切一块肝

No.

都不是

You're in a Beatles cover band

你参加了披头士翻唱乐团

and you need Howard to replace your dad as Ringo.

你想让霍华德替代你爹扮演林戈的角色吗

Why don't you help with the coffee?

你还是去帮着煮咖啡吧

Okay, but something smells fishy.

好吧可我闻到了阴谋[鱼]的味道

And not just because you work around sea animals.

不光是因为你和海洋生物一起工作哦

That actually sounds interesting,

那听起来挺有趣的

and I'd like to learn more about it.

我很乐意多听你说说

Hey, you okay?

你还好吗

Not really.

不怎么好

This guy shows up out of the blue,

这家伙突然从天而降

and now I have a brother?

于是我就有一个弟弟了

My father has another family?

我爸爸居然重组了一个家庭

I get it.

我能理解

What do you want to do?

你现在想怎么做呢

I don't know. I...

我不知道我

I'd just like him to go away.

我只想让他离开

I can't deal with this.

我现在没法处理这件事

All right, I've got your back.

好吧包在我身上

Thank you. Come on.

谢谢你走吧

And I'd like to point out

告诉你

this wall just provided a lot of privacy!

这堵墙刚才可是保护了不少隐私呢

I can't believe my brother's an astronaut.

真不敢相信我哥哥居然是个宇航员

That's amazing. What was it like?

太厉害了感觉棒不棒

Listen, dude,

听我说老弟

it's time for you to hit the road.

你还是走吧

Hey, hey, the young man asked a good question.

喂喂这位小兄弟刚刚提出了一个很棒的问题

So, for those of you just tuning in,

各位刚刚开始收听的听众

we are listening to a really fun fight

我们正在直播一场生动有趣的情侣吵架

- between my costar... - No, no, no.

-由我的合演者 -不对不对

We're not fighting; we're just...

我们没有吵架我们只是

having a conversation.

在谈话而已

All right.

好吧

We're listening to a really fun conversation

我们正在直播一场生动有趣的情侣谈话

between my costar from Serial Ape-ist 2

由我在《杀人恶猿2》中的合演者

and her fiance, who doesn't believe women should have dreams.

和她不相信女性也能有梦想的未婚夫出演

Give me back that juice.

把果汁还给我

What is the harm if I audition?

就算我去试镜了又会怎样

Well, what if you get it?

要是你得到那个角色了呢

I don't know, I make a movie,

我大概会拍部电影

become rich and famous,

变得多金又出名

win an Oscar, a Golden Globe

将奥斯卡和金球奖纳入囊中

and live an incredibly wonderful life.

从此过上幸福又快乐的生活吧

From a Kevin Smith movie?

就凭一部凯文·史密斯的电影吗

Oh, I'm hanging up now.

人家要挂电话了

Don't you listen to him, buddy.

别理他老兄

You're awesome.

你是最棒的

You're one of the greatest directors of our time.

你是本世纪最伟大的导演之一

I don't have a part for you, Wheaton.

我没有角色给你威顿

And that was Kevin Smith.

拜拜吧凯文·史密斯

Thanks a lot.

真是多谢你

I'm just trying to protect you.

我只是想保护你

How many times did I see you get your heart broken

我见无数次你为了追求

trying to make it as an actress?

女演员的梦想而伤心欲绝

Okay, instead of protecting me, why don't you try

除了保护我你为什么不能

being excited when something good happens?

为我的好事而开心一点呢

I'm always excited for you!

我一直都很为你高兴啊

I'm excited that you found this new job

你找到了这份新工作

where you're making decent money.

挣到了不错的工资我就很开心

Decent? I make twice what you make.

什么不错我挣的钱比你多两倍呢

Wait, twice?!

什么两倍

Yeah.

是的

Like, "times two" twice?

你是指乘以2那么多吗

For those of you at home, Leonard just found out

各位听众莱纳德刚刚发现

his fiance makes way more money than he does.

他的未婚妻收入比他高很多

Let's listen.

让我们继续听下去

I went to school for half my life.

我读了半辈子的书

I have a doctorate.

得到了博士学位

I'm still paying off college loans.

现在我还在忙着还学贷

Well, how much do you owe?

你还欠多少钱啊

Maybe I can help you out.

也许我可以帮帮你

Wil, can we just turn off the podcast for a little bit?

威尔你可以把播客停一下吗

For those of you at home,

各位听众

I am shaking my head "no".

我现在正在摇头

How's it going, Sheldon?

进行得如何啊谢尔顿

Wonderful!

棒极了

I just finished hanging the lights.

我刚刚把灯都挂上了

Can I come in?

我可以进来吗

Yes, oh, but enter through the side.

好呀不过要从旁边进来

Batman is a load-bearing blanket.

蝙蝠侠毯子是用来承重的

Amazing.

好漂亮啊

I know.

对吧

This isn't the printout.

这可不是打印出来的哦

This is my real face.

这是我发自内心的笑脸

What are we doing?

我们干嘛呢

This is a fort.

这里是堡垒

Let's sit on the floor.

我们应该坐在地上

Roughing it? Okay.

来野的吗好呀

Everything looks so big from down here.

从这个角度看一切都变得好大

This must be how Leonard feels.

莱纳德平时一定就这感觉

I'm surprised you could hear me

你居然还能听见我说话

with this Thin Mint in your ear!

因为你的耳朵已经被薄荷糖塞住了

Yeah, pretty cool, huh?

很厉害对不对

Yeah.

对呀

Anyway, I should probably get going.

总之我应该告辞了

Howie, have you noticed how often people say that

华仔你注意到每次你玩魔术时

when you start to do magic?

大家都会说同样的话吗

Sorry, I have a long drive.

抱歉我要开很长的路回家

Well, I hope I get to see you again.

希望能再次见到你

I hope so, too.

我也希望

I've always dreamed of having a brother to play catch with.

我一直梦想有哥哥能陪我一起玩抛接球

Keep dreaming.

继续梦别停

Hey, I threw out the first pitch at an Angels game.

我为天使队开过球

He did it with a robot.

他拿机器人干的

You had sex with a robot?

你干过机器人吗

That's not what she meant.

她不是那个意思

But technically, yes.

但你说得也没错

Hang on, if you're making all this money,

等等你赚了那么多钱

where is it?

那钱哪去了

In a safe place.

在安全的地方

What does that mean, under your bed?

什么意思藏你床底下了吗

No, it means a diversified portfolio of stocks and bonds.

不是是股票及债券的多元化投资组合

I'm not overly conservative.

我没有太保守

I'm young, so my guy said I can afford to take some risks.

毕竟还年轻理财的说我冒得了这些风险

Wait a minute, you have "a guy"?

等等你还有个理财的

Don't you have a guy?

你没有吗

Why would I have a guy? I don't have any money!

我都没钱要什么理财的

Oh, sweetie,

宝贝

you should really get some money.

你真应该去赚点钱了

For those of you listening at home,

各位听众

how great is this?

这戏老好看了

Wil, I'm begging you, just please turn that off.

威尔拜托你把那个关了吧

Sure.

好的

And we're back.

欢迎回来

Leonard, why are you making such a big deal out of this?

莱纳德你为什么要这么在乎这些事

So our roles have changed a bit over the last couple years.

这几年我们的角色确实有些变化

This is the way life is.

人生就是这样啊

And I'm sure in time they'll change again.

风水轮流转很快就又转回你这里了

Great, you're not only more successful than me,

太好了你现在不仅事业比我成功

now you're more mature.

人还比我成熟了

Okay, look, would it make you feel better

那这样如果我做点蠢事

if I did something dumb like sneak out of work one day

你会开心一点吗比如我翘一天班

to go audition for a Kevin Smith movie?

去参加一下凯文·史密斯的试镜

That would be great, thank you!

那就太好了谢谢

I'm just gonna jump in here real quick.

我就插一下话很快

Leonard, a moment ago,

莱纳德就在不久前

you were dead set against Penny resuming her acting career,

你还极力反对佩妮重回她的演艺事业

but now you're all for it.

现在你又全力支持了

Is it fair to say that she played you like a violin?

是不是说明她将你玩弄于股掌之中

Yes, it is, Wil.

是的没错威尔

So, I have to ask,

我忍不住想问

was the robot sexy?

那个机器人很性感吗

It was actually just a mechanical hand.

它其实就是只机械手[第4季第1集]

'Cause that's all you need, right?

因为有只手就够了对吧

You are my brother.

你真是我亲弟

Okay, so the final four forts

好第一届年度最佳堡垒大赛

in the first annual best fort ever contest,

最后四强为

or "Fort off," are...

或简称堡垒大对决

...Fort Knox,

诺克斯堡

Fort Ticonderoga,

提康德罗加堡

Fort Sumter and...

萨姆特堡

Fort Cozy McBlanket.

舒适毯堡

I'd say...

我认为

Knox over Ticonderoga

诺克斯堡力压提康德罗加堡

诺克斯堡是美国国库黄金存放处提康德罗加堡是美国旧时极富战略意义的堡垒

'cause it's got the gold.

因为它那有金子

And McBlanket over Sumter

舒适毯堡完胜萨姆特堡

萨姆特堡曾在1861年被轰炸随后林肯总统对南方宣战爆发南北战争

'cause it has a higher thread count.

因为它织物针数高

10:00.

十点了

Date night's over.

约会之夜结束了

Wait, no.

等等不要

We haven't picked a winner.

我们还没选出冠军呢

We both know this one's gonna win.

我们都知道这个堡会胜出的

Well, of course we do.

确实如此

Fort Knox doesn't have a secret physics lending library.

毕竟诺克斯堡没有秘密物理学图书馆

Come on, I'll help you take this down.

来我帮你拆了

Well, wait.

等等

What if, just this once,

我们破例一晚

we suspend the date night parameters

约会之夜的限制因素暂时失效

and you stay later?

你多待一会

Well, as long as we're suspending the parameters,

既然限制因素暂时失效

I could stay really late

我可以待到非常晚

and we could have our first sleepover.

我们还可以第一次同居一晚

That's a big step.

这进度相当大

It's a big fort.

毕竟这么大个堡

Very well.

很好

I will agree to a family-friendly,

我同意来一晚

G-rated, boy-girl sleepover.

老少咸宜阖家欢乐的大众级过夜

Pg.

家长陪同级

Some scenes may be too intense for younger viewers.

某些场景对少儿来讲过于强烈

G-rated,

老幼皆宜级

with a warning for families with babies and toddlers.

附有对有婴儿及幼童家庭的警示

You got yourself a sleepover.

你成功获得过夜小伙伴

Do you need to borrow a toothbrush or pajamas?

用不用借你牙刷和睡衣

Would it alarm you to know

我要是说为了以备不时之需

that I hid those things here two years ago

我两年前就在这藏好了一份过夜包

just in case this ever came up?

你会不会吓到

It would,

会的

but you know how much I admire preparedness.

但你知道我对充分准备是有多欣赏的

How did you know we'd be in the living room?

你怎么知道我们会在客厅睡呢

Who says this is the only one I hid?

谁告诉你我只藏了这一份了

Hello? What is this?

有人吗这什么东西

We built a fort!

我们建了个堡垒

Are those my sheets?

那是我床单吗

Yes, they are.

没错

Okay.

好吧

Well, you kids have fun.

孩子们你们开心就好

I'm gonna go to sleep.

我去睡了

Leonard, don't you want to see the inside of the fort?

莱纳德你不想看看堡垒里面什么样子吗

Yeah, I'm good.

不用了

Oh, come on.

来嘛

I really wanted to tell someone they can't come in.

我真的很想试试将人拒之门外

Okay, fine.

好吧

Sheldon, may I please visit your fort?

谢尔顿我能进你的堡垒参观一下吗

I want to say no,

我想拒绝

but it's too glorious. Get in here!

但里面太霸气了快进来

Thank you.

谢谢

Okay, have a seat on the floor.

请在地上就座

Not there. That's my spot.

那里不行那是我的专座

生活大爆炸 第八季 The Big Bang Theory Season 8 第20集: 堡垒的建立 The Fortification Implementation

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生活大爆炸第八季 The Big Bang Theory Season 8 第20集: 堡垒的建立 The Fortification Implementation