生活大爆炸第八季双语台词对白剧本

Xbox360 Kinect运动: 第二季

So how does this game work?

这游戏怎么玩

I just throw out like a real ball?

就像手里真的有球那样扔出去吗

Yep. Just nice and easy, right over the plate.

没错就放轻松往本垒投去

All right.

好的

You suck, Wolowitz!

你个废物沃罗威茨

What's that about?

你什么意思

I'm heckling you.

起哄闹你啊

It's a beloved part of baseball.

这是棒球中很有爱的一部分

He's right.

他说得对

And given that you're probably still waiting

而且估计你现在还在等着

to be picked for a game that was played in fifth grade,

被选进你五年级时那场球赛的队伍

I'm sure you do suck.

我敢肯定你绝对废

Hi. What's going on?

大家好在干嘛啊

Baseball.

打棒球

Okay, this is not what I meant when I said go outside and play.

我叫你们出去玩指的可不是这样

He's practicing.

他在练习

For what?

练来干嘛

The Angels wanted an astronaut to throw out the first pitch,

天使队想找一个宇航员来当开球嘉宾

美国职棒大联盟洛杉矶安那罕天使队主场位于加州橘郡的安那罕也是迪士尼乐园所在地

so guess who they called?

所以你猜他们找了谁

What, you? Really?!

什么找你吗

Well, a lot of people who weren't available, but then me!

其他获邀的人都没空于是就找我啦

That's so cool! Congratulations.

太酷了恭喜你

I guess that makes you the athlete of the group.

你现在算是你们小组里的运动健将了

Well, not just him!

不只他是好吗

May I remind you that you're talking to the

我得提醒你一下你正在跟

seeker, beater, chaser and water boy

找球手击球手追球手与递水员说话好吗

of the third place Griffith Park Quidditch team.

我们是格里菲斯公园魁地奇队第三名

I know.

我知道

Watching your boyfriend run around with a broomstick

看着自己男朋友鸡鸡下夹着一根扫把

between his legs isn't something you forget.

这场面永生难忘好吗

C'mon now, throw one.

来吧投一球试试

All right, here we go.

好的来吧

You look like a jackass!

你看起来像个傻逼

Cut it out! You're hurting my feelings!

别闹了你伤到人家的小心肝了

Now you know why we're not outside.

现在你知道我们为什么不是在外面玩了

大

活

炸

爆

生

第八季第三集

Did you enjoy my lecture?

我今天的讲课还喜欢吗

No, and neither did our waiter.

不喜欢我们的服务员也不喜欢

Well, if you're going to serve Cornish game hen,

如果他们要卖康沃尔童子鸡

you should either be familiar with the history of Cornwall

就应该对康沃尔的历史了然于胸

or be prepared to learn it.

否则就得做好准备学习

It's hard to argue with that.

你这话的确很难反驳

And I know

我懂是因为

because I saw a sad man with a pepper mill

我目睹一个只是撒胡椒的服务员

desperately try and fail.

数次尝试但都失败告终

Hey, how was dinner?

晚餐如何

Good, I had Cornish game hen.

很棒我吃了康沃尔童子鸡

Oh, that poor waiter.

可怜的服务员啊

Sheldon, how about tomorrow night we see a movie?

谢尔顿我们明天晚上去看个电影如何

You guys are going out two nights in a row?

你们要连续两晚出去吗

I missed a number of date nights while I was on my train trip,

我在火车之旅期间错过了数次约会之夜

and I'm contractually obligated to make them up

所以根据我们的恋爱合约

under the terms of the Relationship Agreement.

我有义务把错过的夜晚补上

That's so hot.

好热辣的恋情啊

It's better than hot, it's binding.

比热辣还辣是契约"捆绑"

If you're free tomorrow night,

如果你们明晚有空

I'd love to have you join us on a double date.

我很乐意邀请你们来双重约会

You are aware that a double date doesn't count as two dates.

你知道双重约会不能抵两次约会的吧

Well, then come or don't. I don't care.

那你们爱来不来我无所谓

I can't believe you're sore.

真不敢相信你腰酸背疼

Hey, even professional pitchers need a rubdown after the game.

就连职业投手比赛完都需要有人按摩

But they throw an actual ball.

但人家投的是真球

You were throwing air at a TV.

你是往电视投空气

For your information,

那我不得不提

I also gave Leonard one hell of a high five.

我还跟莱纳德来了一发超赞的击掌

I'm kind of surprised you agreed to do this

我有点惊讶你会答应

in front of a stadium full of people.

在整个球场的人面前做这事

They're doing Space Day and NASA asked me.

人家要办个太空日而太空总署邀请我了

I felt like I couldn't say no.

我不好意思拒绝嘛

Okay.

好吧

Well, if you want, I could help you practice.

如果你需要我可以帮忙你训练啊

I played a lot of softball growing up.

我成长期间打过不少垒球

Thank you, that would be great.

谢谢这会很有帮助

Great. And while we're at it,

很好那既然要做

maybe we could butch up your run

或许我们可以纠正你的跑步姿势

for when you head out to the mound.

好让你跑去投手丘时可以爷们点

What's wrong with the way I run?

我的跑步姿势有啥问题

Oh, just kidding.

我就开个玩笑

Nothing.

当然没问题

Sheldon, I'm surprised you'd choose to go to a pub.

谢尔顿我有点惊讶你会选去酒吧

At our committee meeting,

在委员会会议时

Amy made a motion for a picnic in a park,

艾米发起了去公园野餐的提议

but I tacked so many amendments on that thing

我给这提议附加了一堆修正

it sank like a lead balloon.

提议就像铅做的气球一样坠落了

I then suggested a pub.

所以我就提议去酒吧

Yeah, which I was initially skeptical of

我一开始心中也有诸多疑虑

until I saw online that they serve Yorkshire pudding.

直到我在网上看到他们有卖约克郡布丁

You don't even like Yorkshire pudding.

你都不喜欢吃约克郡布丁

No, it's yucky,

是啊恶心透了

but informing people about the history of Yorkshire

但是教导人们约克郡的历史

is yummy, yum-yum.

那就是赞赞赞了

After a lively debate,

经过一场唇枪舌战

that proposal passed by a two-zero margin.

酒吧的提议以2比0的优势通过

Nice to see a busy couple

真高兴看见两人这么忙碌

keep the spark of bureaucracy alive.

还能坚持把官僚主义作风贯彻到底

Ignore them, Amy. They're just jealous

无视他们艾米他们是嫉妒

because they'll never have a relationship as good as ours.

因为他们的感情永远不会像我们的这么好

Isn't this when he says "bazooka" or something?

这时候他是不是要补一句"抖你玩"之类的

I wasn't making a joke,

我不是在开玩笑

I was merely stating fact.

我只是在陈述事实

Amy and I have a superior relationship to yours.

我和艾米的感情比你们俩的好

You don't honestly think that, do you?

你不会真的这么认为对吧

Y... Leonard,

对...莱纳德

I assumed you knew.

我还以为你知道呢

The ranking of relationships in our circle

从感情质量来看我们这个圈子的

by quality is: me and Amy,

排名顺序是我和艾米

Howard and Bernadette, Raj and his girlfriend,

霍华德和伯纳黛特拉杰和他女朋友

Penny and Chardonnay, Penny and you.

佩妮和夏敦埃酒佩妮和你

There isn't any ranking.

根本不存在什么排名

And if there were, we wouldn't be at the bottom of it.

就算有我们也不可能垫底啊

Yeah, and actually, I drink Sauvignon Blanc.

就是而且我喝的是白苏维翁酒

That's the part you have a problem with?

所以你只对酒名错了有意见吗

Relax.

安啦

There they go, fighting again.

瞧他们又吵起来了

You'd never hear her talk that way to Sauvignon Blanc.

你绝对不会听到她对白苏维翁酒这么说话

So you never played baseball as a kid,

你小时候从未打过棒球吗

not even Little League?

连少年棒球联盟都没参加吗

Well, I was going to, but the day of tryouts

我本来要去的但选拔赛那天

I found my dad's Playboy collection.

我发现了我爸的《花花公子》系列藏书

Threw my arm out.

我的手都累坏了

All right, the pitcher's mound in Major League Baseball

职棒大联盟里投手丘的位置

is 60 feet, six inches away from home plate.

应该是离本垒板60英尺又6英寸[18.4米]

Great. You take this

很好你拿着这个

and say when to stop.

够了就喊停

How much further?

还有多远

Keep going.

继续退

How about now?

现在呢

I'll let you know.

好了我会告诉你

Are you saying "stop"

你是喊停了吗

and we're just too far away to hear you?

是不是我们太远听不见了

Okay, stop.

好了停

Are you kidding me?!

你这是在耍我吗

That's 60 feet.

这距离就是60英尺

There's no way this is 60 feet.

60英尺不可能有这么远

I'm looking at it.

老娘看着卷尺的数呢

You realize this isn't one of those times

你要明白现在不是我想要你

I want you to exaggerate how long something is.

故意夸大"某物"长度的时候

Okay, I got to... I-I just...

好吧我得...

I got to ask:

我不得不问

what makes you think that your relationship

你凭什么认为你们的感情如此美妙

is so wonderful and ours isn't?

而我们俩的却不是呢

For starters,

首先

we enjoy spending time together.

我们享受在一起的时光

So do we.

我们也是

And I've seen you guys ignore each other for hours

我见过你们俩无视对方存在

doing totally different things.

好几个小时各忙各的

在同一场所玩相同的或者不同的玩具时相互之间没有互动和交流

It's called parallel play.

这叫"平行游戏"

Yeah, toddlers do that.

是啊三岁小孩都这么玩

多半发生在3岁前的儿童之间

Not as well as we do.

不如我们玩得好

You believe this guy? He has to be the best at everything.

那家伙真是有毛病什么都要赢

So what? Why do you even care?

那又怎样你干嘛这么在乎

Oh, listen to them.

你听他们的对话

Not even married and the honeymoon's over.

这还没结婚呢蜜月期就已经结束了

Whatever. You can't even go on a date

随你怎么说你连去约会

without checking your relationship agreement.

都要三番四次核查你的《恋爱协议》

If you've got a problem basing a relationship on a contract,

如果你对基于合同的关系有意见

I'd like to tell you about 13 plucky colonies

我想告诉你有13个有种的殖民地

that entered a "Relationship agreement"

缔结了一份"关系协议"

called the U.S. Constitution.

又名美国宪法

And it may not be cool to say so,

但或许这么说不太好

but I think that love affair is still pretty hot today.

但我认为直至今天那份感情都还很火热呢

It's a good thing I'm not wearing flag underwear right now,

还好我现在没穿着国旗图案的内裤

'cause there's about to be a fire.

不然它会火热的烧起来

Okay, it's not that hard.

其实没那么难

You just look to where you want to throw it,

你只需看着你要投球的地方

step towards where you want to throw,

朝着那方向往前迈一步

and throw it.

然后把球投出去

That's your help?

这就是你的建议吗

That's like saying, "Here's how you fly a plane:

就好像在说"开飞机的步骤如下:

Get in the airplane,

首先上飞机

know where you want to go and fly it."

知道目的地然后开飞机"

Just throw the ball. Let's see what we're working with.

先投球试试看看你的实力

Come on Howard, fire it in.

加油霍华德燃烧你的小宇宙

Throw the damn ball!

快给老娘投球

So when do you guys plan on getting married?

你们俩打算什么时候结婚

Uh, we're not sure. But I want to wait long enough

还不确定但我想再等等

to prove to my mother I'm not pregnant.

证明给我妈看我不是带球结婚

May I have one of your fries?

我可以吃一根你的薯条吗

Of course.

当然可以

Can I have a bite of your burger?

我可以咬一口你的汉堡吗

Absolutely not.

当然不可以

Some perfect couple.

真是"完美"的一对

He won't even share his food with her.

他连食物都不愿意跟她分享

It has avocado on it.

汉堡有牛油果

She's allergic to avocado.

而她对牛油果过敏

Are you so jealous of our relationship

你嫉妒我和艾米到

you want Amy to die?

想她死这么严重吗

I'm not jealous.

我才没有嫉妒

I just think it's silly for you to compare relationships

我只是觉得你把恋爱

like they're something that can be quantified.

拿来比较就跟感情可以量化一样

Everything is quantifiable.

任何事物都可以量化

That French fry? A seven.

这炸薯条 7分

Spider-Man? A nine.

《蜘蛛侠》 9分

The number nine-- oddly, only a four.

9这个数奇怪的是只能得4分

- How ridiculous is he? - A hundred.

-这家伙有多奇怪啊 -百分百

Sheldon, you're just assigning random numbers

谢尔顿你这只是按自己的喜好

to things based on your opinion.

给东西乱打分罢了

No, I'm not.

才不是呢

French fries have three variables--

炸薯条有三个变量

crispiness, saltiness and shape.

松脆度含盐量形状

Which is why a curly fry only gets a two.

所以卷卷薯条只能得2分

If I wanted curls for dinner, I'd order a clown wig.

如果想吃卷卷我还不如点盘小丑的假发呢

Well, a relationship is more complicated than a French fry.

恋爱比炸薯条复杂多了

Not according to the work of Berscheid, Snyder and Omoto.

贝尔伊德施奈德和尾本的研究可不是这么说的

Oh, what did those rascals do now?

那三个流氓又说了什么

They developed the Relationship Closeness Inventory,

他们编写了恋爱亲密度问卷

which predicts the stability of a couple based on behavior.

用行为来预测恋人关系的稳定度

Yeah, not to be confused

不要和炸薯条

with the French Fry Goodness Inventory.

好坏问卷搞混了

That's pure Cooper.

那个是我库珀的大作

So, this is accurate?

这问卷准确性高吗

It's been around for 25 years,

已经流行了25年

and has been extensively corroborated by other researchers.

也被其他研究者普遍证实有效

Well, kind of takes the romance out of relationships.

这不会让恋爱有点不浪漫吗

Kind of? It does it perfectly.

有点是完全不浪漫好吧

Sheldon and I got an eight-point-two out of ten.

谢尔顿和我得了8.2分

Fine. We'll take it right now.

好我们马上就做

- No, don't. - What?

-别做 -怎么了

- Just don't take it. - Why not?

-别做就是了 -为什么啊

'Cause it's stupid. Who cares what number it is?

这太傻了谁在乎得多少分呢

Come on. It'll be fun.

别这样挺好玩的

I said I don't want you to.

我说了不让你做

I'm getting another drink.

我再去拿杯酒

Sorry.

抱歉

I'm gonna let you count this as two dates.

这次就算你两次约会吧

They're a lot of work.

他们真是好累人啊

Think he's getting any better?

觉得他有进步吗

Yup.

有进步

That was a close one!

就差一点而已

Okay!

好的

Is it too late for him to cancel?

他不能推掉邀请了吗

I think so.

大概是吧

Heads up! Watch out!

小心啦球来了

Are you mad at me?

你生气了吗

No, stop being stupid.

别傻了我没生气

Um... whew?

我...松了口气

Is this about the test, or is this about us?

你是气测试还是气我们俩

Look, I don't need a score on a test

我不需要通过测试

to make me worry about something I'm already worried about.

让我担心原本就在担心的事情

What are you worried about?

你担心什么呢

That we're engaged and have nothing in common,

我们订婚了可我们没什么共同点

and it scares me.

这让我很害怕

Yeah, that scares me, too.

我也挺害怕的

It does?

真的吗

Sometimes.

有时候吧

Well, that's not good!

这可不是好事啊

You being blindly infatuated with me was the rock

咱俩感情中坚固的基础

we were building this relationship on!

就是你盲目地迷恋我

Okay, well, this might make you feel better.

那这么说会不会让你感觉好一点

Uh, we're both scared that our marriage will be a disaster,

我俩都害怕婚姻会变成一场灾难

and so, that's something that we have in common.

这就是我俩的共同点嘛

Also, we both think I'm not funny.

而且我俩都觉得我这人不好笑

Huh? See, you're not laughing.

看吧你连笑都不笑

Hey, Froot Loops, what's up?

果麦圈客你好啊

Hey, Mike.

麦克你好

Listen, NASA asked me to

航天总局邀请我

throw out the first pitch at an Angels game.

为天使队开球

You got any advice?

你能给我点建议吗

Yeah. Don't do it.

可以不要去

What else you up to?

你还有什么事

Why shouldn't I do it?

我为什么不能去呢

There's no upside.

这事就没好处

If you do well, no one cares.

你开了好球没人会在意

And if you screw up,

如果你搞砸了

you're an idiot on YouTube forever.

你的蠢态将在视频网站上千古流传

But it's for a good cause.

可这是为了公益啊

What about all the kids that'll be there?

都是为了全场看比赛的孩子们啊

That's what I'm telling you.

所以我才这么建议你

Kids are the worst.

小孩最贱了

My own daughter tweeted I have a giant nose.

我亲生女儿上微博宣传我有个大鼻子

Well, maybe I'll do a good job.

没准我投了个好球呢

I don't know.

这可说不准

In space, you couldn't even toss me a pen,

在太空里你连只笔都丢不过来

and that was in zero gravity.

那时候还是零重力呢

Okay, thanks for the pep talk.

谢谢你给我打气

Anytime, Froot Loops.

不客气果麦圈客

Give your wife a hug for me.

替我问候你的太太

She's so much cuter than you,

她比你可爱一万倍

I don't know how you ever got her.

都不知道你怎么泡到的

He's so nice.

他人真好

Hey, sorry about that.

不好意思

No, we're sorry.

不是我们不好意思

We never should have been comparing relationships in the first place.

我们一开始就不应该比较感情

Why? We won.

凭什么呀我们赢了

You know, I say, next, we take on Koothrappali and his dog.

下次咱跟库萨帕里和他的狗约会吧

Really give ourselves a challenge.

给我们来点有难度的对手

I just want to say one more thing about this.

我只想多说一点

Just because Penny and I are very different people

佩妮和我是完全不同的人

does not mean that we're a bad couple.

并不代表我们是差劲的情侣

The answer is one simple test away.

一个简单测试便知答案

You know, it's like when I thought

就像那次我以为

there was a possum in my closet.

我的衣柜里有负鼠一样

Did I sit around wondering?

我只是袖手旁观怀疑吗

No, I sent Leonard in with a pointy stick and a bag.

不我派莱纳德带着尖头棍和袋子一探究竟

I killed his Chewbacca slippers.

我杀了他的楚巴卡拖鞋

Let's just take the test.

我们接受测试

No, no, no, I don't want to.

不我不想

Oh, well, 'cause you know we're gonna do bad.

因为你知道我们的分数会很差

Because it doesn't matter.

因为这根本不重要

I don't care if we're a ten or a two.

我不在乎我们得10分还是2分

Or a one. A one is possible.

或1分 1分也是有可能的

Marriage is scary.

婚姻令人害怕

You're scared, I'm scared.

你害怕我害怕

But it doesn't make me not want to do it.

但这并没有令我不想结婚

It-it just...

而是

makes me want to hold your hand and do it with you.

令我想牵着你的手与你一起步入婚姻殿堂

Leonard...

莱纳德

It would make me so happy if you said things like that.

如果你说这样的话我会开心死的

We got an eight-point-two.

我们得了8.2分

Trust me, you're happy.

相信我你已经开心死了

I love how they put a waterfall at center field.

我喜欢他们在中外场设计了瀑布

It really ties the whole stadium together.

令整个体育场浑然一体

Look at you, talking sports.

瞧你居然在聊体育

This is fun, huh?

这真有意思对吗

We get to see our friend throw out the first pitch,

来看咱们朋友投出开场球

have a hot dog, watch the game.

吃个热狗看看比赛

Nobody said anything about watching the game.

没人说要看比赛啊

Sheldon, what did you expect?

谢尔顿那你以为会做什么

I expected to see Howard throw the baseball,

我以为看霍华德投球

finish my hot dog,

吃完热狗

and hightail it across the street to Disneyland

麻利地过街去迪士尼乐园

just in time for Mickey's Soundsational Parade.

正好赶上米奇的音乐大游行

I'll tell you what.

这样吧

If we stay, I'll buy you cotton candy and a bobblehead.

如果我们留下来我就给你买棉花糖和摇头娃娃

Who's the bobblehead of?

谁的摇头娃娃

Does it matter?

有区别吗

No, as long as it bobbles.

没有只要摇头就行

Howie, I am so proud of you.

华仔我真为你骄傲

Thanks. I'm proud of me, too.

谢谢我也为自己骄傲

You ready?

准备好了吗

Let's do it.

开始吧

All right.

好的

Wish me luck.

祝我好运吧

Go get 'em.

加油

Ladies and gentlemen,

女士们先生们

in honor of Space Day at Angel Stadium,

天使体育场为致敬太空日

the first pitch will be thrown out

特邀请航天总局宇航员

by NASA astronaut Howard Wolowitz.

霍华德·沃罗威茨投开场第一球

Thank you.

谢谢大家

Thank you.

谢谢大家

Can he really throw a ball?

他真会投球吗

- On our Quidditch team, he... - Yeah, that's a "No."

-咱们魁地球队中他... -那就是不行

I have a message for the young people here today.

我要对今天在座的年轻人说几句

When I was asked to throw the first pitch,

当我被邀请来开球时

a little voice in my head said I couldn't do it.

我脑袋里有个小声音说 "你不行"

So, I practiced and practiced,

所以我反复练习

and you know what?

你们猜怎样

That little voice...

那个小声音

...was right, but...

是正确的但是

...then I remembered that I'm not an athlete.

我想起我不是运动员

I'm a scientist.

我是科学家

So, today's first pitch

所以今天的第一球

will be delivered to home plate by science.

将由科学直送本垒

Ladies and gentlemen,

女士们先生们

boys and girls, I present to you

孩子们请看

a working prototype of the Mars Rover!

"火星漫游者"的工作原型机

And here's the wind-up...

挥球转体

and the pitch!

投吧

Why is it going so slow?!

为什么这么慢

'Cause I'm an idiot who didn't think this through!

因为我是白痴没考虑周全

火星车的最高速度为50毫米/秒平均速度10毫米/秒

Okay, new plan.

新计划

We go to Disneyland,

我们去迪士尼乐园

play hide and seek on Tom Sawyer's Island,

在汤姆·索亚岛玩躲猫猫

and then come back and see the end of the pitch.

然后回来看投球的结果

Okay, while we're waiting for the ball to arrive,

我们等着球上本垒时

here's some fun facts about Mars.

跟大家说说火星的有趣之处

You suck, Wolowitz!

你个废物沃罗威茨

He makes a valid point!

他说得太对了

Okay, booing isn't gonna make it go any faster!

得啦再嘘也没办法速度变快

生活大爆炸 第八季 The Big Bang Theory Season 8 第3集: 弱弱的第一投手 The First Pitch Insufficiency

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生活大爆炸第八季 The Big Bang Theory Season 8 第3集: 弱弱的第一投手 The First Pitch Insufficiency