生活大爆炸第二季双语台词对白剧本

I don't see anything at all, Sheldon.

我什么都没看到谢尔顿

Well, you're the doctor, but I am constantly hearing this annoying sound.

你是医生我听你的但确实老有烦人的声音在我耳边响

Me, too.

没错

Is it a high-frequency whistle?

是一种高频的口哨声吗

No, it's more of a relentless,

不是一种时刻不停的

narcissistic drone.

自以为是的唠叨

Yup, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon.

没有任何炎症谢尔顿

Then it must be a tumor.

那我肯定得肿瘤了

I Seriously doubt it.

我深表怀疑

Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infection

也许是以前小时候常把头塞进马桶冲水

from all those childhood toilet swirlies.

造成的永久性细菌感染

Is that possible? I used to get those all the time.

真的会这样吗我以前经常这么干的

Even in church.

甚至在教堂里

Well if it is from a swirly, there something I can do.

如果是因为这个的话我倒有个办法

Okay, circle, circle, dot, dot,

圈圈点点

now you have a cootie shot!

虱子不再烦扰你[美国儿歌]

I'm going to bed

我去睡觉了

Okay, I'll be right in.

好的我马上就来

It's not enough that she mocks me, but that isn't even

她不光是在嘲笑我而且

the correct procedure for a cootie shot.

把打预防针的流程也搞错了

Do you understand that Stephanie's not here

你知道斯蒂芬妮到这里来不是为了

to treat your imaginary ailments?

帮你治疗你那些臆想的毛病吧?

How is it imaginary that I keep hearing an octave above Middle C?

怎么可能是臆想我老是听见一种高于中央C的八度音

Is that imaginary?

这是臆想吗

I don't think so.

我看不是

Good night.

晚安

Leonard,there's one more thing.

莱纳德还有件事

Under Article One, Section Three of our Roommate Agreement,

根据我们的合租协议第一章第三段

I'm calling an emergency meeting.

我要召开一个紧急会议

No, you're not.

你不是吧

Leonard moves the meeting not occur.

莱纳德提议不要开会

Is there a second? None heard, the motion fails.

有人同意么没有提议不予采纳

I'd like to begin the meeting by congratulating you

在会议的开头我想祝贺你

on the progress in your relationship with Dr. Stephanie.

和斯蒂芬妮医生恋情有了进展

Thank you.

谢谢

That being said, we have to discuss

那也就是说我们必须讨论

the implementation of the agreed upon "cohabitation" rider

对于"同居"附加条例的执行问题

whichas been activated now that

因为你们两人现在

the two of you are living together.

已经住在一起了

We're not living together.

我们没有啊

I beg to disagree

我有不同意见

"A girlfriend shall be deemed

某女性被认定为

quote living with un-quote Leonard

跟莱纳德前引号同居后引号

when she has stayed over for A: ten consecutive nights,

的时间条件是第一连续十晚

or B: more than nine nights in three week period,

或第二三周之内超过九晚

or C: all the weekends of a given month

或第三一个月之内的所有周末

plus three weeknights.

再加上三个非周末

That's absurd.

这太荒唐了

You initialed it. See? L.H., L.H., L.H.

你自己都签名了看莱莱莱

Wait, I only initialed it because I never thought it would happen!

我签名的原因是因为我觉得这些条例永远都用不上的

I initialed another clause

我还签了一条

naming you my sidekick in case I get superpowers.

上面说如果我有超能力的话就让你做我搭档

Hmm, yes, you did.

是啊没错

Now, to review the following provisions are hereby activated:

我们再来温故一下需要执行哪些条例

In the refrigerator, as opposed to us having two separate shelves and one communal shelf,

在冰箱里我们不能再使用两个单人层和一个公用层了

the three of us now get individual shelves and the door becomes communal.

现在我们三个人每人使用一层然后冰箱门变作公用

Next, apartment vacuuming shall be increased from two to three times a week

下一条房间清扫工作应从每周两次增加为每周三次

to accommodate the increased accumulation of dead skin cells.

以解决日益增加的死皮细胞

Third,the bathroom schedule. Now, I'm given to understand

第三厕所使用时间表我了解到

women have different needs, so, we'll have to discuss that.

女人对厕所的用法有所不同所以我们应该讨论一下

I'm going to bed.

我去睡觉了

At least take this with you.

你至少也得把这带走吧

Look, and have Stephanie initial here, here, here, here...

别忘了让斯蒂芬妮签名这里这里这里

and... here.

还有这里

This states that she does not now

这一条规定从现在起她不能

nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument.

也不准计划演奏打击乐器或者铜管乐器

Sure sounds like a tumor pressing on the auditory nerve.

肯定是肿瘤压迫听觉神经了

No, absolutely not.

绝对不行

It's not a big deal.

这又没什么

We have latex gloves.

我们有卫生手套的

I don't care what the symptoms are,

我不管你出现了什么症状

my girlfriend is not going to give you a prostate exam.

我女朋友是不会帮你做前列腺检查的

Hi, Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Good morning, Dr. Stephanie.

早上好斯蒂芬妮医生

I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night.

我想莱纳德昨晚肯定让你性福了吧

Sheldon, we don't ask questions like that.

谢尔顿这种问题不能随便问的

I heard you ask it over and over.

那我怎么总听到你在问啊

How is it inappropriate for me to ask it once?

我只问一次怎么就错了

He did very nicely.

他非常棒

See? She's not offended.

看见没她不生气

And now you finally have an answer.

而且你也得到结果了

Out of coffee. Need coffee.

没咖啡了需要咖啡

Oh, hello.

你好

Hi! Stephanie, right?

斯蒂芬妮是吗

Uh-huh. And-And- And you are?

是你...你是

Penny, I live across the hall.

佩妮我就住对门

I've heard a lot about you.

我听说了你很多事情

Really? Mm-hmm.

是吗

I haven't heard a thing about you.

怎么没人跟我提起你啊

Leonard?

莱纳德

Why haven't I heard a thing

为什么你从来都没跟我说起过

about this woman who lives across the hall

这个住在你对门的

and comes into your apartment in the morning...in her underwear?

喜欢早上跑这儿来的女人还穿着内衣

She's heard about you because we're, you know,

她听说过你是因为

involved and you haven't heard about her because...

你是我女朋友而你没听说过她则是因为

I never slept with her, I swear!

我从没跟她上过床我发誓

In Leonard's defense, it wasn't for lack of trying.

不过话说回来这倒并不是因为莱纳德不想

Thank you, Sheldon.

谢谢你谢尔顿

You're welcome, Leonard.

别客气莱纳德

Look, I'm just saying, um...

我的意思是

Penny is one of our many neighbors, you know,

佩妮是我们众多邻居中的一位

and in our building, neighbors come and go, it's very casual, no dress code.

在我们这幢楼里邻居们进进出出很随便的不讲究穿着

In fact, some mornings I'll just mosey down to the third floor

实际上有好几天早上我都是穿着睡衣

in my pajamas and have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.

荡到三楼瓦塔比蒂安太太家里跟她一起吃麦片的

Really?

真的吗

I have never once been invited

我怎么从来都没被瓦塔比蒂安太太

to have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.

邀请去共进麦片的

She doesn't like you.

她看你不爽

You have a gall bladder to remove and I have

你不是要去切除什么胆囊么

to get in the shower and Penny has clothes to put on, so...

我要去洗澡了而佩妮要穿衣服了

Well, it was very nice meeting you.

很高兴能见到你

Nice to finally meet you, too.

我也很高兴终于见到你了

And I'll see you tonight?

我们今天晚上见?

Okay, bye-bye.

好的再见

What could I possibly have done to offend Mrs. Vartabedian?

我到底做了什么事情招惹到了瓦塔比蒂安太太

So, that's Stephanie, huh?

那就是斯蒂芬妮啊

Why do I feel like I'm the one that just got the prostate exam?

为什么我感觉我被做了前列腺检查

You know, she seems very nice.

她人挺好的

Oh, she is. She's terrific.

没错她太棒了

And she's proving to be a valuable roommate.

真的是一位好室友

Roommate? You guys are living together?

室友? 你们住一起了?

Like hippies.

想嬉皮士一样

We're not living together.

我们没同居

Do I have to pull out the paperwork again?

你还想看看那些条款吗

We're not living together.

我们没同居

Are you sure?

你确定吗

How could I not be sure?

我怎么可能不确定

Well, let's find out.

我们试试就知道了

Don't you think if a woman was living with me

你觉得如果一个女人和我同居的话

I'd be the first one to know about it?

我会意识不到么

Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.

亲爱的你肯定是那个最后知道的

Hmm, cute dresses.

很漂亮的衣服嘛

I bet this looks great on you!

我打赌你穿这个会很好看

We're not living together.

我们没有同居

Okay, hmm...

好吧

Scented candles, fuzzy slippers,

香氛蜡烛毛毛拖鞋

Ooh! Floral bed sheets?

碎花床单

We're not living together.

我们没有同居

Okay, moving on.

好吧我继续

Now, who are these guys at Disney World?

迪斯尼乐园里这两位是谁呀

Uh, the big dog is Goofy,

那个大狗叫高飞

but the older couple with the mouse ears , I have no idea.

那两个戴米奇耳朵的大人我就不知道了

We're not living together!

我们没有同居

You're going to go down swinging, huh?

还不承认嘛

All right, well, we got your body lotion,

好吧看看你的护肤乳液

your InStyle Magazine, your jewelry box.

你的瑞丽杂志你的首饰盒

We're not--

我们没有

Where's my Bat Signal?

我的蝙蝠侠信号灯去哪了

You have a Bat Signal?

你有一个蝙蝠侠信号灯

I did. It was right here.

我是有过之前就放这了

She must've-- Oh, my God, we're living together.

一定是她天呐我们是同居了

Really? What was your first clue?

真的吗你是怎么发现的

New pants?

新裤子

Yeah, Sthanie got them for me.

是啊斯蒂芬妮买给我的

Nice. Cotton?

不错嘛棉的

Actually, I think it's more of wool, fire ant blend.

事实上我觉得更像是羊毛和火红蚁的混合物

So, the girlfriend's buying clothes for you, huh?

这么说你的女朋友替你买衣服啦

Sounds serious.

很亲密嘛

It is actually.

没错

In fact, I gave it a lot of thought

事实上我也想了很多

and I decided it was time for us to live together.

我觉得我们是时候搬到一起住了

Ba Oh, Leonard, huge mistake.

莱纳德大错特错

There's a whole buffet of women out there and you're just

外面的女人多的就像自助餐厅里的食物

standing in the corner eating the same deviled egg

你却站在角落里吃着同样的芥末蛋

over and over again.

日复一日

At least I have an egg. What do you have?

至少我有鸡蛋吃你有什么

A veritable smorgasbord of potential sexual partners.

一打随意取用的潜在性伴侣

See the blonde over there?

看到那个金发美女了吗

I can hit on her and you can't.

我能去泡她你就不行

So, go hit on her.

去泡啊

She's not my type.

她不是我喜欢的类型

Too bad, 'cause she was checking you out before.

真遗憾她刚才还偷看你来着呢

She was?

她有嘛

Of course not. Look at her.

当然没有看看她

I don't care what you guys think.

我不关心你们怎么想

Stephanie and I are very happy living together.

斯蒂芬妮和我住在一起很开心

I will give either of you 20 dollars, right now

我愿意给你们20块钱

to trade pants with me.

你们谁能跟我换换裤子呀

Sheldon, what are you doing here?

谢尔顿你跟这干嘛呢

Hang on.

等下

130 over 80. A little high.

高压130低压80 有点高

We can attribute that to the stress

可能是紧张的缘故

of sneaking past the security desk.

因为我得悄悄溜过保安室

Where did you get the stethoscope

你哪来的听诊器呀

and the blood pressure cuff?

还有这个血压袖带

My aunt Marion gave them to me for my 12th birthday.

我阿姨玛丽昂给我的12岁生日礼物

She thought if I failed at theoretical physics

她觉得如果我挂了理论物理

that I should have a trade to fall back on.

得有个谋生的手艺

And by the way, the blood pressure cuff

顺便说一下那个血压袖带

is called a sphygmomanometer.

叫做血压计

Thank you.

谢谢

Didn't they teach you that in medical school?

他们在医学院没有教过你吗

I'm kinda busy here, Sheldon.

我有点忙谢尔顿

I understand.

我了解

All I need is for you to authorize these tests.

我就是需要你授权这些检查

A cardiac stress test, a full body MRI,

心脏负荷检查全身磁共振成像

anlectromyogram, a CBC, baseline glucose.

肌电图全血细胞计数葡萄糖基线

Upper GI?

上消化道

Oh, and an exploratory laparoscopy.

还有腹腔镜检查

Last time I had hiccups, it felt like my diaphragm

上次我打嗝了感觉像是我的隔膜

was just going through the motions.

在向我示意

Go home, Sheldon.

回家吧谢尔顿

Can I at least have the upper GI?

至少给我做个上消化道检查吧

I already drank the barium!

我都已经喝了钡水了

Oh, good. Do you have any fabric softener?

太好了你有衣服柔顺剂嘛

Yeah, sure.

有啊

What are you washing? A crocodile?

你洗什么呢洗鳄鱼呐

No, the pants that Stephanie got me.

不是是斯蒂芬妮买给我的裤子

Oh, sweetie, you can't machinwash these.

亲爱的这种裤子不能机洗的

They'll be ruined.

洗了就毁了

-Are you sure? -Absolutely.

-真的吗 -没错

Oh, no. I wish you'd told me that sooner.

不要吧你早点告诉我就好了

Are you guys having problems?

你们有什么状况么

No, everything's fine.

我们都很好啊

Really?

真的么

Yeah. It's wonderful.

是啊很好啊

Okay, maybe this whole living together

好吧可能住在一起这件事

happened kind of suddenly, but it's fine, it's great.

发生得太快了但没有问题的挺好的

Okay, Leonard, honey, you know,

好吧莱纳德亲爱的你知道

if you're uncomfortable with the way things are going,

如果你对于你们的关系感到不自在了

you're allowed to say something.

你是可以讲出来的

Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.

真的么听起来不大对劲

Believe me, your feelings are just as important as hers.

相信我你的感受和她的一样重要

No that doesn't sound right either.

这个听起来也不对劲

Just tell her you need the relationship to move

就直接告诉她你想要

at a pace that you both are comfortable with.

慢慢来

Yeah, I could say something like that to her.

好吧我可以这么和她说

I'll go do that.

我这就去说

Thank you.

谢了

Sure.

没事

You have a really good grasp on this.

你很擅长这个嘛

Maybe you could talk to her?

你和她谈谈是不是更好

You're kidding, right?

你开玩笑呢吧

No, but that's okay.

没有不过没关系

I'll go talk to her.

我去和她谈

Want to come with?

你想和我一起去嘛

Go!

快去

Oh, no.

不是吧

Whaa??

怎么咧

You were right. Your larynx is terribly inflamed.

你说对了你嗓子发炎了

I mean, I've never seen anything like it.

我是说我从来没见过更糟糕的了

I knew it!

我就知道

What do I do?!

我该怎么办

You're going to need to stop talking immediately.

你必须马上停止说话

For how-- Dut-dut-dut.

要多久

Immediately.

现在开始

Hey. Oh, hi, honey.

亲爱的

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

What's going on?

出什么事了

I just performed a "Sheldonectomy."

我刚给他来了个谢尔顿切除手术

Careful, if you don't get it all, it'll only come back worse.

小心点如果没痊愈下次会更厉害

Gotcha.

知道了

Listen, we need to talk.

听着我们得谈谈

Do we need to talk or "do we need to talk"?

我们谈谈吧还是我们得谈谈

I don't know what that means.

你说什么呢

Okay, why don't you just tell me what it is you have to tell me?

好吧你为什么不直接告诉我你想要告诉我什么

Okay, um, well, look, it's just that...

好的那个就是

things between you and me have been going pretty quick.

你我的进展太快了

And...?

然后捏

It's just a little scary.

我有点怕怕

Well, yeah, but scary good, right?

又惊又喜那种对吧

Sure...

当然

When is scary not good?

怕怕什么时候不是又惊又喜呢

But... okay, um, I have feelings, right?

但是我也有感受的对吧

Okay, and it's perfectly okay

好的那么我表述我的感觉

to express those feelings, right?

应该没有关系对吧

Of course honey why don't you tell me what it is you're feeling?

当然亲爱的你为什么不告诉我你的感受呢

Okay, well, I ju... I think it's important to remember

好的我就是觉得我们得

that we move at a pace that is our speed

按照我们的步调前进

and-- Oh, shoot, I had it!

囧我背下来的

Okay, how about this?

好吧这样如何

How about I tell you what I'm feeling?

让我说说我的感觉如何

What's that?

怎么了

Really? Right now?

真的假的现在吗

Why not?

为什么不

I just ate, aren't you supposed to wait an hour?

刚吃了饭的饭后不是不能剧烈运动吗

I think that's for swimming.

是不能游泳吧

Oh, okay.

好吧

I just hope I don't get cramps.

我就希望我不会抽筋就行了

Oh, I put your clothes in the dryer.

我把你的衣服放到烘干机里了

Thank you.

谢谢

-Your pants are ruined. -Good.

-你的裤子毁了 -太好了

So, how did the talk with Stephanie go?

你和斯蒂芬妮谈的如何

Well, um, on one level, really, really well.

某种意义上讲谈得超好

So, you told her you wanted to slow things down?

你告诉她你想慢点来啦

Not specifically,

没有讲得这么明确

but, uh, I did tell her that I had feelings.

不过我的确告诉她了我的感受

Good, good. And then what?

很好嘛然后呢

And then, uh, the subject got changed somehow.

然后啊主题就变了

You had sex, didn't you?

你们上床啦对吧

Um... little bit.

上了一小下

What?

什么

Nothing.

没什么

Okay, well, it sounds like things are going to work out.

好吧听起来进展顺利

Yeah, it's all good.

是啊都很好

Everything's going to work out.

所有问题都会化解

One way or another.

不管是怎么化解的

come on, Leonard,

拜托莱纳德

You are entitled to try and make things go the way you want them to.

你有权利试着让事情按照你喜欢的方式来

-Really? -Yes!

-真的吗 -是的

You don't always have to go along with what the woman wants.

你不一定总是要顺着女人的意思

What?

什么

Nothing. Just... rethinking my whole life.

没什么就是在重新思考我的整个人生

Okay, here's the thing.

好吧事情是这样的

I'm afraid that if I ask her to move out, she'll just dump me.

我害怕如果我要她搬出去她会甩了我

Well, it's a chance you have to take.

那你就得冒这个险

I mean, look, if it's meant to be, it'll be.

我是说如果注定要这样躲也躲不过

Very comforting.

真会安慰人

Okay, so what do I say to her?

好吧我怎么和她说

I don't know.

我不知道

I mean, what have women said to you when they wanted to slow a relationship down?

我的意思是别的女人想要和你慢慢来她们是怎么说的

I really like you, but I want to see how things go with Mark?

我真的很喜欢你但我想看看和马克会怎样

Yeah, that'll slow it down.

是那倒是可以让你们的关系慢下来

I'm sorry, I totally interrupted you.

抱歉我打断你了

What were you saying?

你刚才说什么来着

Oh, right, yeah, um...

对恩

So, Stephanie, here's the thing.

斯蒂芬妮是这样的

I really like you.

我真的很喜欢你

Oh, God, here comes the speech.

噢天哪你要说那番话了

What speech?

什么话

"I really like you,

我真的很喜欢你

"but maybe we should spend a little less time together

但我们或许相处的时间应该再少一点

"'cause I need my space but I'll call you on Tuesday"

因为我想要有一点私人空间但我会周二打电话给你的

and then you never call me so I call you,but you don't call me back

接着你再也不会打电话给我了所以只能我打给你但你不会回我

and then when I run into you at the coffee shop,

接着当我某天在咖啡馆遇见你

you pretend like you've been having problems

你假装你的语音信箱

with your voice mail and I know that you're lying,

好像坏了但我知道你是在撒谎

but I pretend like I don't care even though I'm dying inside!

但我假装不在乎即使在心里我已经想死你了

No!

不是的

No, no! I wasn't going to say any of that.

不不是的我不会那样说的

I was just going to say...

我刚才是想说

I really like you.

我是真的很喜欢你

Oh, good!

噢太好了

'Cause I really like you, too.

因为我也真的很喜欢你

Terrific.

棒极了[同义:太糟了]

Hey.

嘿

- Hey.- Hey.

-嘿 -嘿

nice sweater.

毛衣挺不错的嘛

Yeah, Stephanie got it for me. It's kind of fun.

恩斯蒂芬妮给我买的这衣服挺有趣的

It's got a big bird on it, dude.

上面有一只大鸟诶老兄

Yeah, yeah, that's the fun part.

是是的这就是它有趣的地方嘛

We're also getting new curtains for my bedroom,

我们还把我的卧室换了新窗帘

and a dust ruffle, and a duvet,

还有一个新床罩和一床羽绒被

and I don't even know what a duvet is,

而我甚至都不知道羽绒被是什么东西

but I'm pretty sure if I did I wouldn't want one,

但我敢肯定不会是我想要的

but every time I talk to her about moving out,

但我每次和她说搬出去住的事情

she cries and we have sex.

她就哭起来然后和我做爱

You're lucky. With me, it's usually the other way around.

你真幸运和我在一起通常会是另一种结果

You know, if you can't talk to her, why don't you just text her?

你知道吗如果你不忍心当面说为什么不发短信跟她说呢

Isn't that kind of cowardly?

不觉得这有点像懦夫的行为吗

Oh, yeah. It's beyond contemptible.

哦是的但总比被欺骗好吧

It's true, but on the other hand you are wearing a bird sweater.

是的但是另一方面你正穿着一件有鸟的毛衣

Sold.

同意

"I think it would be better for our relationship if you moved back to your place."

我想这会使我们的关系更好如果你搬回你的地方去住

There. It's done.

看搞定了

Good for you.

你真棒

Yeah, good for me. I'll never have sex again.

是的我真棒我再也不能享受到性爱了

I was wrong.See ya.

我错了回头见

Penny.

佩妮

Penny.

佩妮

Penny.

佩妮

Sheldon?

谢尔顿

COMPUTER: I have an inflamed larynx.

我喉咙发炎了

Okay?

什么事啊

COMPUTER: We're out of herbal tea. Do you have any?

我们的药草茶喝完了你有吗

Okay, let me check.

好的让我找找啊

COMPUTER: Some hiney would be nice, too.

有肛门也不错

Hiney?

肛门[肛门的俚语较粗俗但也很流行]

COMPUTER: Honey.

是蜂蜜

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生活大爆炸第二季 The Big Bang Theory Season 2 第10集: Vartabedian之谜 The Vartabedian Conundrum