生活大爆炸第二季双语台词对白剧本

Your argument is lacking in all scientific merit.

你的论点完全缺乏科学价值

It is well established superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earth's yellow sun,

这很明确超人通过飞入"黄日"核武器清理他的衣服

which incinerates any contaminate matter

由此能清除所有污染物

and leaves the invulnerable kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.

从而留下安全的氪星布料既无损坏又完全清洁

What if he gets something Kryptonian on it?

要是他弄了点氪星的物质在上面呢

Like what?

例如

I don't know. Kryptonian mustard.

我不知道氪星的芥末

I think we can safely assume that all Kryptonian condiments

我觉得我们完全能认为氪星爆炸时

were destroyed when the planet Krypton exploded.

已将所有氪星的调味品都摧毁了

Or it turned into mustard Kryptonite,

又或者它变成了芥末氪星石

the only way to destroy a rogue Kryptonian hotdog threatening Earth.

唯一能摧毁威胁地球的邪恶氪星热狗

Raj, please,

拉杰拜托

let's stay serious here. Superman's body is Kryptonian, therefore his sweat is Kryptonian.

严肃点超人的身体是氪星的因此他的汗水也是氪星的

Yeah, what about Kryptonian pit stains?

对要是沾到氪星汗渍呢

Superman doesn't sweat on Earth.

超人在地球不会出汗

Okay, he's invited for dinner in the Bottle City of Kandor.

好啊他应邀去肯朵的波特城赴晚餐

He miniaturizes himself, enters the city where he loses his superpowers. Now,

他把自己变小进入该城在那里他失去了超能力

before dinner, his host says, "Who's up for a little Kryptonian tetherball?"

晚餐前主人说玩一会氪星绳球如何

Superman says "Sure," works up a sweat, comes back to Earth,

超人说可以啊玩得大汗淋漓回到地球

his uniform now stained with indestructible Kryptonian perspiration.

他的衣服已经沾了无法去除的氪星汗渍

Boo ya.

将死你

Superman would have taken his uniform

超人能在离开波特前

to a Kandorian dry cleaner before he left the Bottle.

把衣服放到肯朵的干洗机清洗

"Kandorian dry cl..." I give up.

肯朵的干洗机我放弃

You can't have a rational argument with this man.

你们完全没法跟这人理论

isn't that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year?

那不是去年赢得麦克亚瑟天才奖的家伙吗

No, not all at once.

不别一次全部人看

Then how?

那怎么看

Leonard.

莱纳德先看

Now, Raj.

现在轮到拉杰

Now, Sheldon.

现在轮到谢尔顿

I didn't get a good look. Can I go again?

我没看清能再看一遍吗

No.

不行

It's David Underhill. So what?

是戴维·安德希尔那又怎么样

So what?

怎么样

His observation of high-energy positrons

他对高能正点子的观察报告

has provided the first conclusive evidence

首次确切证明了

for the existence of galactic dark matter.

银河暗物质的存在

I have two words for you.

我只给你两个词

The first is "big," the other's "whoop."

一个是"太" 一个是"好了"

It is a big whoop.

确实是很好

It made almost all the work

这几乎颠覆了

you've done since you've been here completely useless.

所有你在这里做的工作成果

Did not. Did, too.

-才怪 -才怪

Did...

才

Okay, maybe some of it, but...

好吧有部分吧但是

Look, the guy was just in the right place,

这小子只是在天时地利的时候

at the right time with the right paradigm-shifting

利用范式方法重新解释了银河系

reinterpretation of the universe. He got lucky.

纯粹是狗屎运

In more ways than one.

不仅如此

He's a very handsome man.

他长得很帅呢

Doesn't do anything for me. If I was gonna go that way,

对我没什么影响如果换成我

I'm more of a Zac Ephron kinda guy.

我会更像扎克·埃夫隆那种类型

Oh, yeah, like you have a shot with Zac Ephron.

对要是你能有那么一点像他

Excuse me...

打扰一下

Are you Leonard Hofstadter?

你是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德吗

Uh... yeah.

是的

I'm David Underhill.

我是戴维·安德希尔

Uh... y-yeah.

好的

Yeah, Dr. Gablehauser said if I wanted

盖博豪斯博士说

to set something up in the photomultiplier lab,

如果我要在光电倍增实验室准备试验

that you'd be able to give me a hand?

你能帮我忙

You want to work with me? Well,

你要和我一起做实验

if you have a little time, yeah.

你要是有时间的话是的

Wow.... Y-yeah, sure.

哇当然有

Yeah, no problem. Uh...

没问题

Here's my home number.

这是我的住宅电话

Here's my cell.

我的手机号码

Here's my office.

办公室电话

Here's my parents' number up in New Jersey.

还有住在新泽西的父母家的电话

They always know how to reach me. So... Okay.

他们总能找到我

Congratulations on the MacArthur Grant, by the way. Big fan.

对了恭喜你获得麦克亚瑟天才奖我很崇拜你

Thanks. I'll call you.

谢谢我会打电话给你

Okay.

好的

Bye-bye!

拜拜

What are you looking at?

看什么看

You've never seen a hypocrite before?

没见过伪君子啊

Trailing badly, Wolowitz needs a strike

遥遥落后沃罗威茨需要投出全倒

if he has any hopes of catching up with Sheldon Cooper,

才有希望追上谢尔顿·库珀

who is dominating in the ninth frame with a career-best 68.

他在第九个计分格时占尽优势最高记录68

Hey, guys!

好啊伙计们

That doesn't count.

那个不算

Do over! Do over!

重来重来

There are no do-overs in Wii bowling.

Wii保龄球游戏里可是投球无回的

There are always do-overs when my people play sports.

我的朋友做运动时总会有重来的

Where were you that's more important than Wii bowling night?

有什么比Wii保龄球之夜还重要的

Actually, I was...

其实我

It's a rhetorical question. There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night.

这是反问句没什么能比 Wii保龄球之夜重要

Come on, it's just a video game.

得了吧不就是个电子游戏嘛

And we suck at it.

而且我们玩得很逊

Nice motivational speech from the team captain.

很好的队长动员演说嘛

Where were you?

你去哪了?

I was working with Dave Underhill.

我去戴维·安德希尔那了

Ooh, "Dave." Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF.

哦 "戴维" 听起来莱纳德有了新的"好朋友"

Actually, he's pretty cool.

事实上他真的很酷

I mean, not only is he a brilliant scientist,

不仅仅因为他是个天才

but it turns out he's a Black Diamond skier.

他还是个黑钻[户外运动品牌]滑雪高手

He collects vintage motorcycles. He plays in a rock band.

他收集老式摩托车他还在一个摇滚乐队里演奏呢

So? We're in a rock band.

怎样? 我们也是一个乐队啊

No...

不

We play Rock Band on our X-Box.

我们是在X-Box里面

Nice motivational speech from our lead guitarist.

感谢主音吉他手激动人心的致辞

He's funny, too.

他还很幽默

He does this hysterical impersonation

他还绘声绘色的模仿了

of Stephen Hawking having phone sex.

史蒂芬·霍金的电话性爱

What are you wearing?

你穿着什么呢

That's not... He does it better.

还是他演得比较像

Anyway, he said he was gonna take me to the gym tomorrow,

总之他说明天他要带我去体育馆

so I'm gonna go practice my situps.

我先回屋练练仰卧起坐的

Whoa. Humongous man crush, dude.

排山倒海的男性吸引

Yeah. It's officially a bro-mance.

兄弟情的完美演绎

Hey, Sheldon, are you and Leonard putting up a Christmas tree?

嘿谢尔顿你和莱纳德要不要弄棵圣诞树?

No, because we don't celebrate

不我们不庆祝

the ancient pagan festival of Saturnalia.

古老的异教农神节

Saturnalia?

农神节?

Gather round, kids,

孩子们过来坐好了

it's time for Sheldon's beloved Christmas special.

又到谢尔顿最爱的圣诞特别节目时间了

In the pre-Christian era,

在基督教出现之前的那些岁月

as the winter solstice approached and the plants died,

每当冬至来临大地枯萎

pagans brought evergreen boughs into their homes

异教徒把常青的枝杈带回家中

as an act of sympathetic magic, intended

用这种形式来表示

to guard the life essences of the plants until spring.

保护生命的本质直到春来再次到来

This custom was later appropriated

这种风俗后来

by Northern Europeans and eventually it becomes

被北欧人继承于是演变成了

the so-called Christmas tree.

现在的圣诞树

And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.

那么查理·布朗你看到什么叫做无聊了吧

Okay, well, thank you

好吧谢谢

for that, but I got you and Leonard

不过我给你和莱纳德

a few silly neighbor gifts, so I'll just

买了点蠢蠢的小礼物

put them under my tree.

我回头搁我的圣诞树底下好了

Wait!

等等!

You bought me a present?

你给我买了个礼物?

Why would you do such a thing?

你干吗要这么做?

I don't know. 'Cause it's Christmas?

不知道因为是圣诞节?

Oh, Penny. I know you think you're being generous,

哦佩妮我知道你认为自己很大方

but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity.

但送礼是建立在互利互惠的原则上的

You haven't given me a gift.

你还没给我礼物

You've given me an obligation.

就已经塞给我一份责任

Don't feel bad, Penny, it's a classic rookie mistake.

别难过佩妮这是新手常犯的错

My first Hanukkah with Sheldon,

我和谢尔顿过的第一个犹太教光明节

he yelled at me for eight nights.

他对我吼了八个晚上

Now, hey, it's okay.You don't have to get me anything in return.

没关系你不用送我什么东西以表回馈

Of course I do. The essence of the custom

当然要这种风俗的精髓就是

is that I now have to go out and purchase for you

现在我不得不出去给你买点东西

a gift of commensurate value

价值相当的礼物

and representing the same perceived level of friendship

这礼物得体现对我们友谊的相同的感知价值

as that represented by the gift you've given me.

这种感知价值体现于你送我的礼物

It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.

知道今年自杀率是怎么直线上升的了吧

Okay, you know what? Forget it.

好吧忘了这件事吧

I'm not giving you a present.

我没有给你准备礼物

No, it's too late. I see it. That elf sticker

太晚了我都看到了那个小精灵贴纸

says, "To Sheldon."

上面写着给谢尔顿

The die has been cast.

木已成舟

The moving finger has writ.

冥冥有手写天书[欧玛尔·海亚姆波斯诗人此句曾被马丁·路德·金引用]

Hannibal has crossed the Alps.

汉尼拔已经翻越了阿尔卑斯山[迦太基名将汉尼拔曾率领军队及大象翻越积雪的阿尔卑斯山进入意大利]

I know. It's funny when it's not happening to us.

我知道有意思特别是发生在别人身上

Sheldon, I am very, very sorry.

谢尔顿我非常非常抱歉

No. No, I brought this on myself

别别我自找的

by being such an endearing and important part of your life.

谁让我不小心成为你生命中美好又重要的一部分呢

I'm going to need a ride to the mall.

谁开车带我去商场

It's happening to us.

现在发生在咱们头上了

Are you gonna make it?

你还好吧

Yeah, I guess.

还好吧

All right.

好的

Thanks for letting me try out your motorcycle.

谢谢你让我开你的摩托

No problem.

不客气

I had no idea it was so heavy.

我不知道它这么沉

The thing just fell right over on me, didn't it?

就这么压到我身上了是吧

Yeah. Lucky for you it wasn't moving.

是啊还没跑起来算你走运

-Oh, hey, Leonard. Ooh, are you okay? -Oh, yeah.

-莱纳德您还好吧 -还好

It's just a little motorcycle accident.

就是个摩托车小意外

My God, how fast were you going?

我的天你开得有多快

I don't know. It's all such a blur.

不晓得就在电光火石之间

Good one. He couldn't even get it started.

很幽默他连发动都发动不起来

Hi. Dave. Hi.

嗨戴维

Penny. So it's your motorcycle?

佩妮是你的摩托

Is it okay?

没摔坏吧

It's fine.

没事

Lucky for the bike

算那车走运

it landed on my leg.

有我的腿垫着

You mind giving me a hand with speed racer here?

你介意帮我搀这位机车选手一下么

Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

好的好的

So, um, Dave, how do you know Leonard?

戴维你是怎么认识莱纳德的

I'm a physicist.

我是个物理学家

No, you're not.

你才不是呢

Why is that so surprising?

有什么奇怪的么

Uh, well, it's just that the physicists I know

主要是我所认识的物理学家

are indoorsy and pale.

都又白又宅

I'm not indoorsy.

我不是宅男

I just wear the appropriate sun block

我的防晒霜很好用

because I don't take melanoma lightly.

所以黑色素沉淀得很少

So, are you

那你是

and Leonard working on an experiment together?

在和莱纳德一起做实验么

Yeah, actually we are.

事实上我们在

Yeah, we're examining the radiation levels

我们在检测光电倍增管的

of photomultiplier tubes

辐射强度

for a new dark matter detector.

用在一种新的暗物质探测器上面的

Uh, sweetie, sweetie,

亲爱的

Dave was talking.

我在和戴维说话

You know, I love science.

你知道的我爱好科学

-Since when? -Since always.

-从什么时候开始的 -一直都是啊

Call me a geek, but I am just nuts

叫我科学怪人吧我就是为

for the whole subatomic- particle thing.

这些亚原子痴迷不已

The last thing I would ever call you is a geek.

我叫你什么也不会叫你科学怪人的

Ha. Well, that's what I am--

呵呵我就是啊

queen of the nerds.

怪才天后

Well, if you like,

如果你愿意

I could show you the lab we're working in.

我可以带你参观我们工作的实验室

We've got some cool toys, you know-- lasers and stuff.

我们有一些很棒的玩意激光器什么的

You know, I have always wanted to see a big science lab.

你知道么我一直都想见识下真正的科学实验室

Since when?

什么时候开始的

Since always.

一直都是呀

Leonard, are you okay here? Uh...

莱纳德你还好么

-Yeah. I guess. -How 'bout we go see it now?

-还好吧 -我们现在就去如何

Maybe afterwards we take the bike up the coast,

之后我们可以到海边兜风

We grab a little bite to eat...

再来点吃的东西

Um... Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great.

真不错

Let me just get my jacket.

我去拿个外套

Boy, she'll do, huh?

她很可爱嘛

Yeah, if you like that type.

是啊如果你喜欢这个类型的

So, you and her...?

你和她

No, just neighbors.

没关系就是邻居

Really.

真的

I don't know how you live next door to that

真难想象你就住她隔壁

without doing something about it.

居然没有什么行动

Actually...

事实上

science is my lady.

科学就是我的爱人

Okay. Let's go.

好吧咱们走吧

All right.

好的

See you tomorrow, Leonard.

明天见莱纳德

See ya. 'Bye, Penny.

明天见再见佩妮

Have fun.

玩得开心

Yes?

是谁

Did you forget your key?

你没带钥匙么

I don't see anything in here a woman would want.

我看这没有什么女人想要的

You're kidding.

开玩笑吧

You've got lotions and bath oils and soaps.

这里有身体乳液沐浴精油香皂

that's the estrogen hat trick.

简直是雌激素的帽子戏法[三连发]

What it is is a cacophonous assault

我看是山寨版发音的

of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla.

尤加利属植物月桂树的果实肉桂和香草

It's as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.

就好像我的头卡到土耳其皇帝的睡衣里面一样

Sheldon, if you don't like this stuff,

谢尔顿如果你不喜欢这些东西

let's just go next door and build her a bear.

我们去隔壁给她做个填充玩具熊也行

I told you before, bears are terrifying.

告诉过你我害怕熊

Come on,

拜托

bath stuff. It's perfect!

沐浴用品完美的选择

You got a scented candle, a cleansing buff,

这里有香氛蜡烛洗面扑

spearmint and green tea scented bath oil, promotes relaxation.

薄荷和绿茶味的沐浴精油放松身心

That presupposes Penny is tense.

前提假设是佩妮身心紧张

She knows you. She's tense.

她认识你能不紧张么

We all are. Buy a basket!

我们都紧张买个礼品篮

Excuse me, we're ready.

您好我们选好了

No, we're not.

我们还没选好

Let's say for a moment that I accept

假设我同意

the bath item gift hypothesis,

沐浴礼品这个假设

I now lay the following conundrum at your feet:

现在我要考考你了

Which size?

我们该买多大的

This one. Let's go.

就这个我们走

You put no thought into that.

你想都没想过

I'm sorry. Uh... this one.

不好意思就这个

Let's go!

我们走

I have insufficient data to proceed.

我没有足够的数据进行分析

Excuse me, miss?

不好意思小姐

Yes?

什么事

If I were to give you this gift basket,

如果我送给你这个礼物篮

based on that action alone and no other data,

根据这个行为本身如果没有其他数据

infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.

请推断并描述我们之间的假定关系

Excuse me?

不好意思

Here.

这里

Now, are we friends?

我们是朋友么

Colleagues? Lovers?

同事还是情人

Are you my grandmother?

你是我的祖母么

I don't understand what you're talking about

我不明白你在说什么

and you're making me a little uncomfortable.

不过你让我觉得有点不爽

See? Sounds just like you and Penny.

看到没就像你和佩妮

We'll take it.

我们就要这个了

Hey, Leonard. Come, join us.

莱纳德过来一块儿坐

Oh, hey, Dave.

哦嘿戴维

And Penny, what a surprise.

还有佩妮你也在这

Hey, Leonard.

嘿莱纳德

Dave was just showing me around the university.

戴维刚刚带我在校园里逛了逛

You know, this place is unbelievable!

你知道么这个地方真是妙不可言

Yeah, I know. I've been offering to show you around for a year and a half.

我当然知道这一年半我一直说要带你来看看

You always said you had yoga.

你总是说你要去练瑜伽

I never said that.

从没说过

Maybe I heard you wrong.

可能我听错了

A lot of words sound like "yoga."

有很多词听起来像瑜伽

This is an amazing woman, Leonard.

莱纳德这真是一个很奇妙的女人

She has a curious and agile mind,

她的思想敏捷而又有求知欲

not to mention being curious and agile in other respects.

更不用提她其他敏捷而奇特的方面了

Oh, shut up!

别说了

Yes, please shut up.

没错闭嘴吧

So, um, Dave,

那么戴维

don't you think you and I should get back to the lab?

我们是不是该回实验室干活了?

You know, that dark matter isn't going to detect itself.

你知道暗物质是不会去自己发现自己的

Actually, I was thinking about taking the afternoon off

我正想下午请个假

so I could work on another experiment with Penny.

然后和佩妮做个别的"实验"

Really? We're going to do an experiment?

我们去做实验?

Uh-huh. We're going to explore the effects of tequila shots

我们去试试龙舌兰酒

on a gorgeous 22-year-old woman.

在一个22岁尤物身上会有什么作用

It's not an experiment!

那不是实验

You saw what happened last night.

再说你昨晚也见到会发生什么了

You ready to go? Yeah.

走么? 好

Oh, can I drive the motorcycle?

噢我能骑摩托车吗

Yeah, why not?

可以啊有什么不行的

You can't do any worse than Leonard.

你肯定不会比莱纳德开得还糟的

That's funny.

真有趣啊

By the way, my leg is killing me.

顺便说一句我的腿疼死了

Thanks for asking.

谢谢关心

Mmm, great news, Leonard.

大新闻莱纳德

I've solved my Penny gift dilemma.

我已经解决了送佩妮礼物的两难困境了

Yippee.

我好高兴哦

You see, the danger was that I might under or over-reciprocate,

你想啊我可能会送得过于好或过于寒碜

but I have devised a foolproof plan.

但我已经想出了一个很简单的点子

See, I will open her gift to me first

我会先打开她给我的礼物

and then excuse myself,

接着借故离开

feigning digestive distress.

假装消化不良

Then I'll look up the price of her gift online,

然后我会上网查她送的礼物的价格

choose the basket closest to that value, give it to her

从篮子里选一样价格最接近的东西送给她

and then I'll return the others for a full refund.

最后我把剩下来的以全价退回去

Brilliant.

真聪明啊

It is, isn't it?

的确如此

Is it okay if I hide them in your room?

我可以把这些东西藏在你房间里吗

The smell makes me nauseated.

这气味让我想吐

Do whatever you want.

随便你怎么弄啦

Thank you, that's very gracious.

谢谢你真是太高尚了

Gentlemen.

先生们

Why couldn't you have just done what Leonard did

你为什么不做莱纳德才做的事情

and get Penny a new boyfriend?

给佩妮介绍个男朋友

My leg is killing me.

我的腿疼死了

Thanks for asking.

谢谢关心

Okay, I have just one question for you.

我只有一个问题想问你

While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us,

当我很开心的和你在一起的时候

you said that you didn't want

你说你不想和我约会

to go out with me because I was too smart for you!

只是因为我对你来说太聪明了

Well, news flash, lady

那好吧新闻来了女士

David Underhill is ten times smarter than me!

戴维·安德希尔比我聪明十倍

You'd have to drive a railroad spike into his brain

对我来说你得把一个道钉钉进

for me to beat him at checkers!

他脑子里我才能在国际跳棋中打败他

Next to him,

和他相比

I'm like one of those sign-language gorillas

我比较像那些打手语的大猩猩之一

who knows how to ask for grapes!

只知道怎么要葡萄

So, my question is...

所以我的问题是...

What's up with that?!

我聪明又怎么了啊

Why are you yelling at me?

你干嘛对我大吼大叫啊

Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

对不起对不起对不起

Never mind, we're cool.

别介意我们没事了

Dave is not smarter than you.

戴维并没有你聪明

He's an idiot.

他是个白痴

Really? Why would you say that?

真的吗你为什么这么说啊

Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife

因为聪明的人会把他老婆的裸照从手机里删了

off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.

在他打算把他女朋友的裸照存进手机之前

He tried to take nude photos of you?

他打算给你拍裸照吗

That's what you took from that?!

你就听到了这个

The guy is married!

这家伙已经结婚了

Oh, yeah.

噢是的

I'm so-- Oh, that's terrible.

对不起那真是太糟糕了

And you, if you are so okay

而你如果你和我约会的时候

with the way things are between us,

是很开心的

why are you so jealous?

你干嘛这么嫉妒啊

Well, uh...

恩...

The important thing is he's married and that's terrible!

重要的是他已经结婚了而且这太糟糕了

Nice save, genius.

球救得好啊天才啊

Eggnog?

蛋酒要吗

Lactose.

我不能吃乳糖

It's just rum.

里面只有朗姆酒

It stopped being eggnog like half an hour ago.

在半小时前里面就已经不是蛋酒了

Smooth.

很好喝啊

Smoother than you.

比你更味美啊

Come on, it's Christmas, just give me this one.

拜托现在是圣诞节就这么对我啊

Okay, Merry Christmas.

好吧圣诞快乐

By the way, my leg is killing me.

顺便提一句我的腿疼死了

Thanks for asking.

谢谢关心

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

-圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐

How's your leg?

你的腿怎么样了

Very good, thanks for asking. Come on in.

很好谢谢关心进来吧

Ah, good, Penny, you're here to exchange gifts.

哦真棒佩妮你来和我交换礼物了

You'll be pleased to know

当你知道无论你送什么

I'm prepared for whatever you have to offer.

我都有相应的准备着你会很高兴的

Okay, here.

好的给你

I should note I'm having some digestive distress,

我要声明一下我现在有些消化不良

so, if I excuse myself abruptly, don't be alarmed.

所以如果我突然离开一下不要惊异哦

Oh, a napkin.

噢一条餐巾

Turn it over.

把它翻过来

"To Sheldon,

送给谢尔顿

"live long and prosper.

多福多寿

Leonard Nimoy."

莱纳德·尼莫哀致[《星际迷航》中演员]

Yeah, he came into the restaurant.

是的他来饭馆

Sorry the napkin's dirty. He wiped his mouth with it.

很抱歉餐巾脏了他用它擦过嘴了

I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!

我有莱纳德·尼莫哀的DNA了

Well...

对啊...

Yeah, yeah. I guess.

是是的我想是这样的

But look, he signed it.

但是看哪他还在上面签名了

Do you realize what this means?!

你难道没有意识到这意味着什么吗

All I need is a healthy ovum

我只需要一颗健康的卵子

and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!

我就可以培育出我的莱纳德·尼莫哀了

Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.

好吧我给你的只是餐巾而已谢尔顿

Be right back.

我马上回来

Here. Open it.

给你的打开吧

Oh, a gift cerficate for motorcycle lessons.

噢一份摩托车课程的及格证书

Very thoughtful.

真会体贴人啊

Yeah, and I checked.

是啊而且我查过了

Not letting the bike fall on you

第一课就是不会让你再从车上摔下来

while standing still is lesson one.

而且是车还在原地没动的时候

Oh, then, I think you'll appreciate what I got you.

噢那么我想你看到我送你的东西你会很感动的

Okay.

好的

"101 Totally Cool Science Experiments for Kids."

献给孩子们的最酷的101个科学实验

You know, 'cause you're so into science.

你知道吗因为你如此迷恋科学

Sheldon! What did you do?!

谢尔顿你干了什么啊

I know!

我知道

It's not enough, is it?

这些还不够对吗

Here.

还有这个

Leonard, look! Sheldon's hugging me.

莱纳德看哪谢尔顿在抱我呢

It's a Saturnalia miracle.

这是农神节的奇迹啊

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